Story Bored

So the Story goes...

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• April 8, 2020 at 1:50 pm #5969
  Éric

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  BOARD 1

  [BOARD 1] Story 1
  Fox & Glynis are visiting the City during the beaver fever.
  Meanwhile, Godfrey and Finnley talk about Liz’s new adopted dog.
  At last, Bert isn’t sure his new sandwichman job in the Dreamtime is good for him.

  April 8, 2020 at 2:21 pm #5970
  Éric

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  BOARD 2

  [BOARD2] Story 1:
  Rene & Huhu have found the secret cave and are sweet-talking the Guardian to obtain the blue diamond of Flove.
  Eleri and Fox’s hunt for chicken is taking an unexpected turn.
  Leormn’s latest prank didn’t leave Arona very happy about his magical help to find truffles.

  April 8, 2020 at 2:36 pm #5971
  Jib

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  BOARD 3

  BOARD 3 Story 1:
  Sha, Glo, Mav after a week of beauty treatment while Sophie is having a hard time.
  Escape game turned wrong down in the Wrick’s manor crypt.
  Rukshan marrying Margoritt and Mr Minn with a few guests in the enchanted forest.

  April 8, 2020 at 2:49 pm #5972
  Éric

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  Board 3, Story 2:
  Sophie: “Jesus! What happened to our legs! They’re so skinny I can hardly see them!”
  Barbara: “Smart, trying to outdo my beehive with a palm tree Sophie. But you’ll know who’s the boss here.”
  Glor: “I got sand stuck everywhere, somebody help!”
  India Louise: “Cuthbert, when you’re done with your funny hairy pajamas, you should get tested, that green blob of snot you made on the waxed floor does look terribly suspicious.”
  The squirrel: “That scene’s too cute, I’m at a loss for quip.”

  April 9, 2020 at 3:04 pm #5974
  Tracy

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  Board 3, Story 3:

  Star, Tara and Rosamund discover the mysterious cult is nothing more than a tropical yoga retreat and slimming spa for cross dressers.

  Aunt Idle finds more than she bargained for in the basement of the old Bundy place.

  Fanella is delighted to find their hot air balloon landed in a field in time for a fancy dress picnic party

   

   

  April 9, 2020 at 3:14 pm #5975
  Tracy

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  Board 2, Story 2

  Lucinda,  worried about what Maeve would think when she found that the magic parrot had turned Fabio into a unicorn, prayed to the blue diamond. The doll behind her kept interrupting.

  Becky was having a strong word with the dragon about turning up in green wearing a waistcoat when she’d specifically ordered a sand dragon, and failed to notice the fox.

  Roberto decided it was time to talk to Godfrey about his piglets, after finding one of them hobnobbing with a suspicious looking character from another story.

   

   

  April 9, 2020 at 3:45 pm #5976
  Tracy

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  Board 1, Story 2

  Sanso, emerging from the cave, wonders if he’s in the right place; but Zhaana seems happy so he decides to wait and play it by ear.

  Clove and Pan’s father await the return of their son from a waterlark outing. They may have to send the waterdog to find him.

  It was a lonely job being a time travelling absinthe salesman in the Elsespace Arrangement

   

  April 9, 2020 at 5:17 pm #5977
  Éric

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  BOARD 4

  Board 4, Story 1

  The Whale is looking for Godfrey.
  Liz: “Roberto, Finnley! What have you done with Godfrey?”
  Becky: “Aaaah! Don’t tell me it’s Godfrey!”

  April 9, 2020 at 8:10 pm #5978
  Tracy

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  Board 4, Story 2

  “I told those teleporters not to trust the TPS, now look where they’ve landed Belen!” Pseu was not happy with the Inner landscape design team, either.

  Adeline: : “Ees zat racquet of yours plastic? Can I ‘ave eet for my collage?”

  “Gayesh, please! This is our bedroom, not the clone surgery.” Becky was appalled.

   

  April 12, 2020 at 10:42 am #5987
  Jib

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  Board 4, Story 3

  Linda Paul: Why are you so shy Belen? Come to the party with Saint Germain.

  Aunt Pearlita de la Cabeza: Peanelope, stop cleaning and come to the party with Pee Stoll and me. Leave Gnarfle and its friends to the kids.

  Kale: Lordy! That blue Ender took Mother Shirley’s brain after the autopsy and let the blue bees escape!

  April 12, 2020 at 12:47 pm #5989
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  BOARD 5

  Board 5, Story 1

  Sadie: Linda Paul we have a loo-tle problem, I found Sanso in the time sewers with a pink flamingo. I fear Lazuli Galore’s on the loose.

  Becky: Tonight our special guest in his shiny armor, the great philoosopher Lemone, will tell us more about the red doonut and its effect on the brain chemystery.

  Detective Walter Melon: Don’t look back. I think there’s a bear following us. That certainly explains why the easter bunnies won’t talk to us about what happened at Liz’s manor.

  April 12, 2020 at 8:28 pm #5991
  Tracy

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  Board 5, Story 2

  Liz was not amused to find Leörmn had been drinking on the job again. The Indogo had turned an alarming shade of pink, and Leörmn was responsible.

  Al tried to look enthusiastic about the donuts in the Droles de Dames cafe in Le Touquet~Pu, but Becky wasn’t fooled.

  “Were not alone,” whispered Eleri. “Pass me that bowler hat, Margoritt, there’s not a moment to lose. A particular kind of magic is called for but don’t ask me to explain, just pass me the hat!”

   

  April 13, 2020 at 9:37 am #5996
  Éric

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  BOARD 6

  April 13, 2020 at 12:32 pm #5997
  Tracy

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  Board 6, Story 1

  When Lizette came round from her lapse into unconsciousness in the medical bay, she found herself in a strangely alien earthly setting. Prune was looking for her hamsters and Finnley-8 was at a loss as to how to proceed in the unfamiliar environment.

  Aubrey Stripling Bryson was beginning to wish he’d never unblocked the entrance to the tunnels. Two long years and he still hadn’t found Evelyn. Or the book.

  Vincentius, in a deeply melodious voice,  reminds Arona that Yikesy is still wearing an invisibility cloak and will be difficult to find. Unperturbed, Mandrake cleans the glukenitch poo from his paws.

   

   

   

   

  April 13, 2020 at 2:29 pm #5998
  Éric

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  Board 6, Story 2

  Irina and her robot, Mr R, are following Gwinnie in the bog. Is that where beans get spilled into beanstalks?

  Lazuli Galore regrets trying to follow Sanso in the maze of tunnels under Gazalbion

  Mandrake pretends not to see the sparks between King Artie and Arona.

  April 13, 2020 at 3:12 pm #6000
  Jib

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  Board 6, Story 3

  Idle: Prune, you’re a little green. You ate all the termite honey I kept hidden in the kitchen cupboard. The robot isn’t real. We’re not in Mars botanical garden dome.

  Godfrey: Dammit! Liz said turn right after the wHysteria roots. But I wouldn’t be able to recognise the roots of any plants… except maybe for carrots or potatoes.

  Kumihimo: Oh! No, my poor Ronaldo. Those darn traps turned my donkey into a sooricat! We have to do something, Fuyi (mysterious character that one of us hasn’t introduced yet)

  April 14, 2020 at 9:52 am #6001
  Éric

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  BOARD 7

  Board 7, Story 1

  Pres. Lump is handling the pre-apocalyptic situation like a pro. Barron is teaching Barron how to summon the elements, hence the rain. April and June, are not too happy to be made to wait in the rain for the daily promenade of their charge.

  While Gloria is having trouble fishing in Antarctica, Shar is considering making a meal of that strange beast. Or is that the rest of their pelt after their treatment?

  Glynis is attempting a car boot sales of her potions while the baby snoots are playing havoc around. Eleri had a splurge of potions already.

  April 14, 2020 at 12:20 pm #6002
  Tracy

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  Board 7, Story 2

  Hector Coon announces the winner of the biggest carrot competition at the Pillaughpiffleston Manor fete, as Phlynn the gamekeeper gloats over his first prize for the fancy dress party.  Lady Theresa Eaglestone (a.k.a. T’eggy)  is confident she can continue to conceal the true paternity of the newborn Lord of the Manor, with the help of her old friend Marvin Scrozzezi.

  Aunt Idle found the food in Iceland ghastly, especially if you weren’t a fishy sort of person. She contemplated roasting the cat instead.

  Francette Fine of the Theatre du Soleil and Igor Popinkin of Russian Ballet troupe set up a food stall to try and make ends meet during La Cuarentena, until large theatre gatherings are permitted again.

  April 15, 2020 at 11:21 pm #6017
  F Love

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  BORED 2 

  Inter-dimensional fancy dress party

  picture one:

  Irina peruses costumes for the fancy dress party using her latest blue-crystal activated hologram. “I loooove the parrot headwear,” she says to the nervously hovering Mr R, “but the question is, will my bum look big in the unicorn dress?”

  picture two:

  Fox, embarrassed by his lack of costume, over-compensates. “This is where the party is, you nerds!” he shouts. “Last one in the water is a rotten egg!”

  picture three:

  Sanso (dressed as a thought-form and rather put out to find that everyone thought he was a common garden slug) was waxing lyrical to a Pig he thought was Arona. “Sometimes those things which tie us down are more mental than physical, but in your case, I think not.”

  “Hey, leave me out of this,” says the Pig, “I just wandered over from the farm yonder to see what all the racket was.”

  April 16, 2020 at 8:20 am #6018
  Éric

  Keymaster

  

  BOARD 8

  Mater in fitting red gabardine is enjoying some quality time with her grand-daughter. Prune is working hard to get her first baby rocket to Mars.

  The Time-travelling Drag Queens Reginald, Amar and Cedric have finally summoned St Germain’s crystal and are getting ready for the disco party, while worrying about being underdressed for such occasion.

  Phurt is not happy about her assignment on this island. Bloody too small! she says. What am I supposed to eat? Coconuts?

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