“Godfrey” Ann said gently in dulcet tones “I realize that you’re tetchy with that flooh, but I simply don’t screech, you know.” Ann smiled at him fondly, more than willing to forgive his rudeness. “Perhaps the flooh has affected your ears?”
“Oh bugger off will you Ann, and please stop that caterwauling!” Godfrey covered his ears, flinching.
“Oh dear, it must be the dreaded Pigs Ear Virus! Fear not, me old matey, I know just the cure!”