Liz perused the “jobs wanted” notices without much enthusiasm. It really was quite tedious with no staff around, and nobody to talk to. The thought of training new staff, was rather off putting, but the interviewing could be fun. Or perhaps a holiday, somewhere exotic.
“I know!” she exclaimed out loud, “I’ll go to Peasland!”
Suddenly a crash sounded from the cellar below. A muffled voice bellowed, “Somebody stop her!”