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June 25, 2008 at 8:20 am #941
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    Becky and Sean had been honeymooning in Galle , on the southwestern coast of Sri Lanka, for just over a week. It hadn’t been going too well, truth be told, as Becky had become increasingly frustrated at her broadening waistline, and Sean had discovered the joys of cashew fenny liquor.

    You’re not getting fat, Becky, you’re pregnant! slurred Sean, taking anoter swig of fenny.

    Becky scowled at him. Bugger off you drunken twat, she said huffily. Some fucking honeymoon this is! You’re always too drunk to get it up, and I can’t fit into any of my clothes.

    Sean sighed, and staggered out onto the hotel room balcony, clutching his bottle of liquor.

    Oh I can’t stand this! shouted Becky, I’m going out.

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