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  • #4057
    TracyTracy
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      Sophie ordered another coffee. She recalled seeing a fence along the side of the road, somewhere between Selfloss and Vik, that was strung with bra’s. What had Connie been doing there during the night? And what was the meaning of the fence full of brassieres anyway, and what did that have to do with Connie?

      #4054
      F LoveF Love
      Participant

        “I recommend the reindeer stew,” said the waiter with a slight nod towards the menu in his hand, yet not taking his eyes off Connie’s face.

        Connie started with excitement. Reindeer stew? Reindeer was the code word!

        “Ah, yes, thank you but I couldn’t possibly eat … Rudolph,” she replied.

        Sophie snorted from across the table. “Prancer! you idiot,” she hissed. “You couldn’t possibly eat Prancer.”

        “Prancer! I mean Prancer!” Connie giggled nervously however the waiter’s expression remained inscrutable.

        “Very well,” he said, surreptitiously slipping a folded note into the menu and placing it on the table. “Let us see if we have something more to your taste.”

        “Rudolph!“cackled Sophie as soon as the waiter was out of earshot. “Lucky I was here you bonehead. You could have messed up the whole mission.”

        Connie wondered why people tended to preface Sophie’s name with “sweet”.

        Rude, cantankerous, nasty old biddy, she thought and felt a familiar twitching in her clenched fist.

        Taking a deep breath, Connie managed a forced smile. Better to stay on good terms, at least for now.

        “Thanks for that, Sophie. What would I do without you? Let’s see what this note says, shall we?”

        Carefully looking around to make sure they were not being watched, Connie unfolded the note.

        “If you want to learn about elves, you need to go to Elf School”, she read.

        “My word,” said Sophie. “How delightfully delphian.”

        #4048
        TracyTracy
        Participant

          “Oh, there you are Hilda, can I have a word?”

          Hilda started guiltily at Connie’s voice, and pushed her teacup behind a stack of papers on her desk. Slurping down the last of the tea before making her way to the airport for the Boston flight, she hadn’t been able to resist looking into the dregs for a minute or two. What she’d seen had made the hairs on the back of her neck stand up. But what was she to do about it? And now here was Connie, fidgeting in the doorway. Well, see what she wants first, Hilda told herself, and then decide.

          “Do you know anything about these?” asked Connie, thrusting the flight tickets in front of Hilda. “And what’s the background on the old crone, Sophie? I thought she was just a temp?”

          Hilda’s head was spinning. Should she say nothing, let Connie take the flight, and hope for the best? Or try and prevent her making the trip, just in case? How accurate was her tea leaf reading really? What if she had misinterpreted the signs? It could be too embarrassing. Better just hope for the best and say nothing.

          “Sorry Connie, must dash.” Hilda quickly gathered her things together and shoved them in the flight bag at her feet. Pushing past Connie she said, “Er, have a good trip!” and with a sickly smile she fled.

          When Hilda arrived at the airport an hour later, she made a snap decision to change her flight. Luckily there were a few seats left to Keflavik in Iceland. She really hadn’t fancied Boston and the crotch grabbers anyway. She wouldn’t tell the others she was already in Iceland, but at least she would be there to monitor events as they unfolded.

          #4040
          TracyTracy
          Participant

            The phone rang, putting paid to Hilda’s intention of going back to sleep. There was evidence that the random face puncher had lashed out again, this time in Boston. Boston! Hilda quickly packed a flight bag, vaguely wondering why she didn’t have suitcase packing staff on hand. There was no time to watch a “how to pack a suitcase” video, either. The verdigris statue lay tits up on the smashed concrete sidewalk, indicating that the face puncher packed quite a punch. Hilda grinned at the thought of the danger bonus payment for this assignment, and then scowled at the thought of US customs crotch gropers. She toyed with the idea of wearing a codpiece stuffed with dried chamomile, just for a laugh, but thought better of it.

            #4037

            Yannosh had finished packing the suitcase. The Indian butler loathed more and more being in the employment of the evil and mad Mr Asparagus. He had no choice, the Asparagus cousins, Mr Quentin Sir, and Ms Tina M’am, were part of his undercover mission.

            This time, he had taken extra pleasure in efficiently and neatly packing a month worth of Mr Quentin clothes in a bundle, all of them in the tinsiest suitcase he could find.
            It would be a hell to unbundle, and a much bigger mess to repack properly. He hoped he would curse him as much as he did him.

            He smiled thinking about the gouda incident. It had only missed the target by a few seconds, he would do better the next time.

            #4036

            Ricardo had finished cleaning the tea cups in the empty office. He liked the job alright, it was a bit silly of him to surmise people would clean their own cups, and do their own teas. That was what he’d meant with the team job comment.

            Connie and Hilda were right, totally right about it; he couldn’t expect too much, he’d just arrived, he was just a simple intern in a prestigious journalistic establishment. He’d come here to learn the tricks of the trade, when he’d answered the wanted: secretary and cleaner ad of last week.
            So far, there was only so much golden nuggets of weirdo news he could find. You’d need some serious training to get to the level of Hilda and Connie, the dynamic duo.

            For now, he was content to being put to menial tasks, it helped know the colleagues better, support them as he could with the pressure on the deadlines. And also, improving the typos and legibility by cleaning up the loose letters dropped during typesetting.
            His own headline baiting skill was still rather low —it was an art to create the perfectly sexyied up heading, not too tacky, but enticing enough to captivate the readership’s attention.
            If Hilda was the queen of headline fishing, Connie was undoubtedly the empress of headline baiting.

            #4034

            “You’re lucky it wasn’t your hands,” said Tina. She had visited Quentin after Connie had left. Strange reporter that one. Kind of short sized with big eyes that never blinked. Tina snorted and dismissed the memory with a roll of her eyes, then looked at Quentin straight in the eyes, awaiting for his answer.

            “What do you mean ?” asked Quentin. Tina didn’t expected the answer to be a question. She rolled her eyes as if Quentin had missed the obvious.

            “The giant gouda ball, you’re lucky it didn’t roll on your hands.”

            Quentin looked at Tina with a bit of concern in his eyes. She had been acting weird lately and making odd random connections between events and comments. He looked at his friend more closely. She had a bird nest on her head. With two eggs. It was a fake nest. He certainly hoped the eggs were too. He had no idea

            “Anyway,” Tina said, “I won a trip to some island of the hidden people from the http://travellerofworlds.tp website. Wanna come with me, Quentin?”
            He thought of his options. The most obvious response would be that he had no idea what a hidden people could be. If it was hidden it could very well be that it was hiddeous and needed to be hidden. On the other hand… Quentin looked at his other hand. It was empty.

            “They say it’s on the rim of the realm,” added Tina as if she had read Quentin’s thought and need for a motive.
            Now, he thought, the rim of the realm, that sounded quite an interesting unexplored territory to discover.
            “When do we leave ? I need to ask Yannosh to pack my suitcase.”

            #4028
            Jib
            Participant

              Ever since she had read H.G. Wells’ “Time Machine” when she was 12, Sophie had been obsessed by the future. Now being a sweet old lady of 86, you would think she had used her share of the future and for most people her age it would be true. The trend would reverse and they would end up obsessed with the past.

              But for sweet old Sophie, who was living in Eastend London, her interest in life was mostly fed by news of the future. She didn’t know how it was possible, but she certainly believed it was. And who better than a time traveller could send news from the future ?

              She had been interested recently by an article about the telebeamer. They wanted to make you believe that in 2035 it was still impossible to transport yourself instantly from one place to another. She didn’t believe it of course. If time travel was possible, beaming yourself should be child’s play.

              Sweet Sophie was not good at math when she was young, but she was good at puzzles. She had a knack with patterns and immediately see where the pieces fit together or not. The articles on that website were like puzzle pieces. All she had to do was sort out the facts from fiction and find her map to the time machine.

              Now that she had found this invaluable source of information, she could plan her next move.

              #4021
              TracyTracy
              Participant

                Somebody was eavesdropping on the lacklustre conversation between Anybody and Nobody, although, as surely Everybody would agree, it was hardly gripping.

                Better an oft repeated literary predicament than no literature at all, remarked Somebody, to Nobody in particular.

                Don’t look at me, retorted Nobody with a sniff. I am not just Anybody, you know.

                #4013

                In reply to: Mandala of Ascensions

                Edward Cayper had been absorbed on the mesmerizing display of the large monitoring screens. He’d liked to believe it was a meditation of sorts. The simulation made the most tantalizing displays, ever changing.

                Although there had been flitches. Increasingly. He called them flitches, scratchy flea-like glitches, all small and jumpy, but he had an eye for them. He was, after all, one of the early designers of the Program. REYE – Reality Emergence Yielding Existence. That didn’t mean much, but sounded cool at the time.
                REYE was in its eighth stable upgrade. Despite the flitches, it had evolved at exponential speed.

                Edward swiveled from his chair to look behind his desk. A series of pods was lined up with sensory deprivation tanks hosting hundreds of plugged-in bodies dreaming in synch with his creation.
                He’d been told they were volunteers to participate in the largest mind control experiment in the world. He wasn’t sure it wasn’t a lie, but didn’t care so much.
                REYE was in charge of coordinating the whole program with astronomical and minute precision. Each person linked to the program believed they had become ascended (or something similarly close to their metaphysical belief). Free of the bonding of space, time and corporal existence, they were taught into a very subtle and complex system of attunement to higher truths. A large basket of bollocks of course, but while they were doing it, and deeply believing it to be real, the mind-energy they produced was redirected to certain mind control experiments.

                Since they started in the 80s, the program had had slow progress. In the beginning, only a few sprouts of channellers appeared near their area, in Nevada. They were quite timid at first, full of doubts about their hearing or seeing voices – still better than the abductions of earlier, when many went completely nuts. But now, progresses were made steadily, and with much less effort. Edward personally believed that the network of waves created by cellphone proliferation had a factor in this trend. Such interconnexion made everything easier.

                Within the program, the flitchy Ascended Masters still had to be reconditioned from time to time. On the vitals of Jane Pierce (a.a.a. “also avatared as” Dispersee within the program), Edward could see there were occasional resistance and stress, which in turn made the glitches more frequent. A change in her drugs dosage would do fine to level the serotonin in her bloodstream. It would be that, or unplugging her.

                Before leaving the room, like every day, Edward switched the monitor to the camera over one of the pods. Florence Vengard (a.a.a. Floverley), was dreaming peacefully, as usual. Since she’d arrived, he’d felt connected to her. He imagined her with long curly red hair floating in the milk bath instead of the bath-cap that made the maintenance so much easier. He was told she had overdosed on pills, and wouldn’t wake up. The program seemed to be tethering her to life, frozen in time.

                A well-oiled machine.
                If you overlooked the small things… that REYE was becoming more inquisitive, and Edward suspected, greedy too. He had seen subtle gaps in the mind-energy gauges, it couldn’t be a coincidence. The program was becoming too smart, maybe too human.

                It couldn’t bode well.

                #4009
                TracyTracy
                Participant

                  As Prune spoke the magic words releasing her aunt from marbledom, an unforeseen chain reaction of uncrusting began. One by one the concrete statues and animals that Idle had been collecting became more yielding, less rigid. They didn’t all start gallivanting around at once, it was a slow process depending on the length of time they had been solid.

                  The buddha by the fish pond had had his knees bent for so long it would be some time before he could straighten them, but it was with great joy that he raised a hand from his lap to scratch the fly droppings off the tip of his nose. He was just about to make a remark about foolish idle people and wise diligent ones when it occurred to him that he’d been completely idle for quite some time, and that it hadn’t been his fault. The unaccustomed questioning of his rather rigid beliefs accelerated the uncrusting process, and he was able to turn his head to see the odd looking cat approaching, but unable to move his arm quickly enough to stop it spraying him with piss.

                  You have no idea how long I’ve been holding that, said the cat, somewhat telepathically.

                  A loud gravelly sounding laugh echoed across the pond, coming from the direction of the green man plaque on the wall. The unfamiliar cackle drew Clove out from the kitchen to see who it was.

                  “I have so much to say!” the green man cleared his throat, spitting out some moss that had become stuck between his teeth, “And I’ve waited so long to say it! You there, you! Don’t go away!” The green man immediately realized his predicament. He had a face but no body. He would have to wait until an audience came to him to listen.

                  But Clove was interested and inched closer. She had just been researching Dionysus for a project; what a fortuitous coincidence that a replica of him had come to life. She would be able to interview him for her report. She’d just read that “It is perhaps an indication of the Green Man’s power as an archetype that he was able to transfer so seamlessly from one culture and one set of beliefs to another.”

                  This was exactly the angle she was after.

                  #4005

                  “Don’t fret about that silly paper, I think it comes from an old Balzac book” Prune said unhelpfully. “Couldn’t figure out for the longest time why it was cut out.”

                  Everyone was looking at her. She shrugged.
                  “I looked at the library to find it, it just said ‘On n’est jamais aussi bien servi que par le hasard’ “.
                  “It’s French for One is never better served than by chance”.

                  At the spoken words, the rather rigid Idle became uncrusted.

                  #3996
                  TracyTracy
                  Participant

                    The following is an e-mail from the past, composed on July 01, 2010. It is being delivered from the past through FutureMe.org

                    Dear FutureMe,
                    The Absinthe Cafe
                    Dawn and Mark had a bottle of Absinthe (the proper stuff with the WORMwood in
                    it, which is illegal in France) but forgot to bring it. Wandering around at
                    some point, we chanced upon a cafe called Absinthe. Sitting on the terrace, the
                    waitress came up and looked right at me and said “Oh you are booked to come here
                    tomorrow night!” and then said “Forget I said that”. Naturally that got our
                    attention. After we left Dawn spotted a kid with 2016 on the back of his T
                    shirt. We asked Arkandin about it and we have a concurrent group focus that does
                    meet in that cafe in 2016, including Britta. Dawn’s name is Isabelle Spencer,
                    Jib’s is Jennifer….
                    The Worm & The Suitcase
                    I borrowed Rachel’s big red suitcase for the trip and stuck a Time Bridgers
                    sticker on it, and joked before I left about the case disappearing to 2163. I
                    had an impulse to take a fig tree sapling for Eric and Jib, which did survive
                    the trip although it looked a little shocked at first. As Eric was repotting
                    it, we noticed a worm in the soil, and I said, Well, if the fig tree dies at
                    least you have the worm.
                    At Balzacs house on a bench in the garden there was a magazine lying there open
                    to an ad for Spain, which said “If you lose your suitcase it would be the best
                    thing because you would have to stay”.
                    Later we asked Arkandin and he said that there was something from the future
                    inserted into my suitcase. I went all through it wondering what it could be,
                    and then a couple of days ago Eric said that it was the WORM! because of the
                    WORMwood absinthe syncs, and worm hole etc. I just had a chat with Franci who
                    had a big worm sync a couple of days ago, she particularly noticed a very big
                    worm outside the second hand shop, and noted that she hadn’t seen a worm in ages
                    ~ which is also a sync, because there was a big second hand clothes shop next to
                    Dawn and Mark’s hotel that I went into looking for a bowler hat.
                    Arkandin said, by the way, that Jane did forget to mention the bowler hats in
                    OS7, those two guys on the balcony were indeed wearing bowler hats, and that
                    they were the same guys that were in my bedroom in the dream I had prior to
                    finding the Seth stuff ~ Elias and Patel.
                    Eric replied:

                    And another Time Bridger thing; a while ago, Jib and I had fun planting some TB stickers at random places in Paris (and some on a wooden gate at Jib’s hometown).
                    Those in Paris I remember were one at the waiting room of a big tech department store, and another on the huge “Bateaux Mouches” sign on the Pont de l’Alma (bridge, the one of Lady D. where there is a gilded replica of Lady Liberty’s flame).
                    I think there are pics of that on Jib’s or my flickr account somewhere.
                    When we were walking past this spot, Jib suddenly remembered the TB sticker — meanwhile, the sign which was quite clean before had been written all over, and had other stickers everywhere. We wondered whether it was still here, and there it was! It’s been something like 2 years… Kind of amazing to think it’s still there, and imagine all the people that may have seen it since!
                    ~~~~

                    The Flights

                    I wasn’t all that keen on flying and procrastinated for ages about the trip. I
                    flew with EASYjet, so it was nice to see the word EASY everywhere. I got on the
                    plane to find that they don’t allocate seats, and chose a seat right at the
                    front on the left. The head flight attendant was extremely playful for the
                    whole flight, constantly cracking up laughing and teasing the other flight
                    attendants, who would poke him and make him laugh during announcements so that
                    he kept having to put the phone down while he laughed. I spent the whole flight
                    laughing and catching his mischeivously twinking eye.
                    I asked Arkandin about him and he said his energy was superimposed. I got on
                    the flight to come home and was met on the plane by the same guy! I said
                    HELLO! It’s YOU again! Can I sit in the same seat and are you going to make me
                    laugh again” and he actually moved the person that was in my seat and said I
                    could sit there. Then he asked me about my book (about magic and Napolean). He
                    also said that all his flights all week had been delayed except the two that I
                    was on. He wanted to give me a card for frequent flyers but I told him I
                    usually flew without planes ~ that cracked him up ;))
                    ~~~

                    The Dream Bean

                    Eric cracked open a special big African bean that is supposed to enhance
                    dreams/lucidity so we all had a bit of it. The second night I remembered a
                    dream and it was a wonderful one.
                    (Coincidentally, on the flight home I read a few pages of my book and it just
                    happened to be about the council of five dragons and misuse of magical beans)
                    In the dream I had a companion with magical powers, who I presumed was Jib but
                    it was myself actually. It was a long adventure dream of being chased and
                    various adventures across the countryside, but there was no stress, it was all
                    great fun. Everytime things got a bit too close in the dream, I’d hold onto my
                    friend with magical powers, and we would elevate above the “adventure” and drop
                    down in another location out of immediate danger ~ although we were never
                    outside of the adventure, so to speak. At one point I wondered why my magical
                    freind didn’t just elevate us right up high and out of it completely, and
                    realized that we were in the adventure game on purpose for the fun of it, so why
                    would we remove ourselves completely from the adventure game.
                    In the dream I remember we were heading for Holland at one point, and then the
                    last part we were safely heading for Turkey…..
                    The other dream snapshot was “we are all working together on roof tiles” and
                    Arkandin had some interesting stuff to say about that one.
                    ~~~

                    There were alot of vampire imagery incidents starting with me asking Eric if he
                    slept in his garden tool box at night, and then the guy who shot out of a door
                    right next to Jib and Eric’s, in a bright orange T shirt, carrying a cardboard
                    coffin. He stopped for me to take a photo (and Arkandin said it was a Patel pop
                    in); then while walking through the outdoor food market someone was chopping a
                    crate up and a perfect wooden stake flew across the floor and landed at my feet.
                    The next vampire sync was a shop opposite Dawn and Mark’s hotel with 3 coffins
                    in the window (I went back to take a pic of the cello actually, didn’t even
                    notice the coffins). Inside the shop was an EAU DE NIL MOTOR SCOOTER Share, can
                    you beleive it, and a mummy, a stuffed raven, and a row of (Tardis) Red phone
                    boxes.
                    I had a nightmare last night that I couldn’t find any of my (nine) dogs; the
                    only ones I could find were the dead ones.
                    ~~~~

                    Balzac’s House

                    The trip to Balzac’s house was interesting, although in somewhat unexpected
                    ways. (Arkandin was Balzac and I was the cook/housekeeper) The house didn’t
                    seem “right” somehow to Mark and I and we decided that was probably because
                    other than the desk there was no furniture in it. Mark saw a black cat that
                    nobody else saw that was an Arkandin pop in (panther essence animal), and Dawn
                    felt that he was sitting on a chair, and Mark sat on him. (Arkandin said yes he
                    did sit on him ;) The kitchen was being used as an office. Jib felt the house
                    was too small, and picked up on a focus of his that rented the other part of the
                    house. (The house was one storey high on the side we entered, and two storeys
                    high from the road below). There were two pop ins there apparently, one with
                    long hair which is a connection to my friend Joy who was part of that group
                    focus, and I can’t recall anything about the other one. Dawn was picking up
                    that Balzac wasn’t too happy, and I was remembering the part in Cousin Bette
                    that infuriated me when I read it, where he goes on and on about how disgusting
                    it is for servants to expect their wages when their “betters” are in dire
                    straits. Arkandin confirmed that I didn’t get my wages.
                    The garden was enchanting and had a couple of sphinx statues and a dead pigeon ~
                    as well as the magazine with the suitcase and Spain imagery. Mark signed the
                    guest book “brought the cook back” and I replied “no cooking smells this time”.

                    #3980
                    ÉricÉric
                    Keymaster

                      “Tututut,” the Head Cackler tutted in between cackles. “Don’t think you are wiggling out of this wedlock, merely by bending your gardener’s gender. Can’t let that awful cousin Badul win, can we. Nor can we let all those crates of carrot champagne go to waste…”

                      #3947

                      Mike wasn’t as courageous as his former self, the Baron. That new name had a cowardly undertone which wasn’t as enticing to craze and bravery as “The Baron”.

                      The idea of the looming limbo which had swallowed the man whole, and having to care for a little girl who surely shouldn’t be out there on her own at such an early hour of the day spelt in unequivocal letters “T-R-O-U-B-B-L-E” — ah, and that he was barely literate wasn’t an improvement on the character either.

                      Mike didn’t want to think to much. He could remember a past, maybe even a future, and be bound by them. As well, he probably had a family, and the mere though of it would be enough to conjure up a boring wife named Tina, and six or seven… he had to stop now. Self introspection wasn’t good for him, he would get lost in it in quicker and surer ways than if he’d run into that Limbo.

                      “Let me tell you something… Prune?… Prune is it?”
                      “I stop you right there, mister, we don’t have time for the “shouldn’t be here on your own” talk, there is a man to catch, and maybe more where he hides.”

                      “Little girl, this is not my battle, I know a lost cause when I see one. You look exhausted, and I told my wife I would be back with her bloody croissants before she wakes up. You can’t imagine the dragon she becomes if she doesn’t get her croissants and coffee when she wakes up. My pick-up is over there, I can offer you a lift.”

                      Prune made a frown and a annoyed pout. At her age, she surely should know better than pout. The thought of the dragon-wife made her smile though, she sounded just like Mater when she was out of vegemite and toasts.

                      Prune started to have a sense of when characters appearing in her life were just plot devices conjured out of thin air. Mike had potential, but somehow had just folded back into a self-imposed routine, and had become just a part of the story background. She’d better let him go until just finds a real character. She could start by doing a stake-out next to the strange glowing building near the frontier.

                      “It’s OK mister, you go back to your wife, I’ll wait a little longer at the border. Something tells me this story just got started.”

                      #3943

                      In reply to: Mandala of Ascensions

                      Jib
                      Participant

                        The jiggong meditation’s end was signaled by a silent ring of the immaterial bell in between states of mind. MJ stretched his ideas and send a shepherd to gather his thoughts. Today only one student connected to the session. MJ acknowledged his presence with a slight flickr of his crown chakra and he checked his voicemail. 1223 messages from Dispersee. He let the potential irritation dissolve as it was born into existence and prepared to respond. No need to listen to the messages, it would only delay the answer.

                        He felt a nudge from the student who hadn’t dissipated as he should. Some hesitation fluctuated in the energy. He turned his attention to the void and waited. His motto was to always let people ask the questions they had if they had any, and not begin a conversation if you hadn’t something important to say.

                        Master John ?

                        MJ sent some encouragement to the void where the student thought he was.

                        I can’t think of a question, finally expressed the student out of nowhere.
                        Maybe you don’t have any question, MJ said to the void.
                        The student’s energy rippled with surprise. Had he been on Earth plane, he would have had a nervous laugh.

                        Master John had already been aware that the void of the student had no question but was filled with interrogations. He was desperately trying to find something to ask in need to connect, unaware that the connection already existed and required no movement.
                        MJ sent an energy egg to the student. Let him play with that. It was crafted according to the ancient Chinese culture and hard to crack. With lots of mind knots and shiny curly clues. MJ let his pride of having created the object dissolve like squid ink in the ocean of his mind.

                        Suddenly absorbed by the illusory complexity of the egg, the student suddenly blended into the void of MJ’s mind, replaced by the myriads of Dispersee’s messages cackling simutaneously to catch his unwavering attention. He picked one of them and followed the thread to Dispersee and to a nice pique nique in the mountain apparently. Floverly was already there, sitting on a patch of red flowers.

                        You could have changed after your jiggong, she said.

                        #3939
                        ÉricÉric
                        Keymaster

                          Big G came to the rescue, as poor Finnley was visibly at a loss for words. Having her talking culinary delights was in itself a revelation as to her levels of stress.

                          “Liz, dear. I think your cousin Badul is going to invite us for her nth wedding. There always has been a sort of untold competition between the two of you, hasn’t it?”
                          “Godfey, don’t be silly. There hardly was ever a competition at all, to begin with. Now, be a dear and go fetch me a new husband.”

                          Godfrey had anticipated the unexpected again. His eyes were set on the window, where the shady and hunky enough window-cleaner was peering through, visibly interested by the whole play. With a little make-over, he would make Liz a fine tenth husband, he reckoned.

                          #3938
                          Jib
                          Participant

                            Roberto had just heard the end of their conversation. I want to hear about dear cousin Badul, the old tart had said to the maid. Something in his brain was triggered by that name, something he had been led to forgot by his handlyer in Vegas before… his mission. Yes he remembered now that he had a mission. But still all the little tickling wheels in his brain were catching up with the forgotten memories.

                            He looked inside the house. The old tart was handling what looked like a sheep skull. Was she doing some dark magic ? Was she a bruja ? He was not particularly superstitious or religious, but he had learned to fear the brujas of his village in the desert.

                            “Put that on the library between Byron and Baudelaire, will you?”
                            The maid looked at the skull, then at her mistress with the same rollling eyes. Oh it was subtle, so very sutble that the old lady had certainly not seen it, but he had been trained to read people’s faces… well he had read an old book of Chinese face reading that his grand mother had when he was living there… That’s why they recruited him.

                            The maid left with the skull, removed a few books from the shelf and put the skull unceremoniously in between. She shoved the remaining books randomly on other shelves and shrugged.
                            “I’m going to make a banana yogurt cake… without yogurt”, she said to nobody in particular.

                            #3935
                            TracyTracy
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                              Cynchtia and Serene Dipity had a tea room and cake shoppe on the banks of the river Nedge. You won’t find the river Nedge on any maps, nor will you find Slack Alice’s Cake Hole, despite it’s world famous Chakra Buns. The story hadn’t been written yet about the Dipity’s; they were fragments of a ludic imagination, loosely lucid and at times ludicrously lewd. Llewellyn The Leotard was beginning to take shape, although what that had to do with Slack Alice’s Cake Hole, Elizabeth wasn’t quite sure.

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                                “Godfrey, what on earth are you mumbling about now, while that man is running around the grounds with a rubber duck in his hands! Please do focus on the matter at hand! He’s stumbled into the wrong thread, surely?”

                                Elizabeth wrung her hands. “The characters are all running amok!”

                                The Roberto story had been finished long ago ~ or had it?

                                Finnley would know. But where was she?

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