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  • Becky and Sean had been honeymooning in Galle , on the southwestern coast of Sri Lanka, for just over a week. It hadn’t been going too well, truth be told, as Becky had become increasingly frustrated at her broadening waistline, and Sean had discovered the joys of cashew fenny liquor. You’re not getting fat, Becky, you’re pregnant! ... · ID #941 (continued)
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  • #4512
    Jib
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      When Lucinda called her friend, Shawn Paul felt it was time to go back home. He wasn’t sure if it was his natural shyness, that he had already seen and talk to so many new people today, or if it was the fear of the unknown. What would he tell a stranger? What would she think of him, his outfit and his scarf? All that made it too much at that moment to meet someone new. So he looked at his phone and pretexted something had come up. They agreed to meet at the reception at the French embassy and he left.

      Shawn Paul was walking crossing streets on autopilot, lost in his thoughts about the adventures of the day, when a crazy honking that sounded like an elephant fart brought him back to reality in front a bakery. He realised too late that he had forgotten his granola cookies on the table. But he shrugged and smiled when a little yellow butterfly flew by and landed momentarily on the rear light of a red car. He stopped and wondered how such a light creature could live in a city like this. It took off and fluttered around into the general direction of a public garden nearby where children played under the kind presence of their parents.

      It took Shawn Paul twenty minutes to go back home. He felt tired enough to take a nap before getting dressed to the Party. In the stairs he met with Maeve and her pekinese.

      “Hi.” They said at the same time with the same awkwardness. Maeve’s dog was sniffing out his shoes, making Shawn Paul self conscious of himself. He feared a moment she might think he had a sloppy hygiene.
      “Come Fabio.” Maeve said. “Sorry for that. Dogs…”

      Shawn Paul smiled in an attempt to hide his embarrassment, and each of them went in their own direction.

      :fleuron:

      Shawn Paul arrived late at the reception because he spent too much time deciding on which scarf would match his new deep purple velvet jacket. The others were already inside and drinking, their body moving more or less in rhythm with the music.

      “Your dress suits you so well,” said Shawn Paul bending closer to her hear and making an effort to talk louder. A smile blossomed on her face at the compliment, contrasting with a lingering nostalgia in her eyes. She was wearing one of those black body fit dress which gave her silhouette all the contours they needed to pop out in a flattering way.

      “You missed the speech of the ambassador,” she said with a wink. “Nothing memorable, it’s the same every year.”

      Jerk was standing on the side, wearing a suit like one would wear camouflage clothing. He seemed to deeply wonder what he was doing there. Shawn Paul, who was wondering the same, addressed the man a sympathising smile. A moment of connection happened and went away. Jerk took a sip of his glass of champagne and Lucinda put a flute in Shawn Paul’s hand.

      She took his other arm and said : “Come. There is something I want to show you!”

      #4507

      It was still raining clumps of wet sand when Rukshan, Olliver, Fox and Twee arrived at the oasis.
      The light had dimmed and there was a feeling of hope mixed with dread in the vicinity. Only a mud brick wall no higher than a man’s waist was surrounding the village; and despite the infelicitous weather, standing here were a pair of sentinels so covered in sand clumps that they almost looked like a pair of stone wyverns guarding the entrance.

      “Sسلام Salum’ friends. We are simple merchants, passing through, please allow us some shelter for the night” explained Rukshan using what he could remember of his rusty Nomads’ old tongue.

      After a long silent glance at his strange companions, they shrugged and nodded him that he could go through.

      Rukshan signaled to the others to follow him. The central paved road was leading the the market place, which would constitute, with the masjid, the centre of the city, and the most likely place to find answers on their quest.

      Everyone seemed to have retreated to their places, in caves or the homes built on top of the caves from excavated materials. It was rather quiet except from the occasional thump noise made by the rain.

      They were about to enter an alley when they heard someone loudly call them.
      “Stop right here, Plastic Ban Police! – show us your bags and IDs.”

      #4495
      Jib
      Participant

        Shawn-Paul lived in a studio apartment, crammed with bookshelves full of books and trinkets that he gathered during his many walks around the city while looking for inspiration. He hadn’t read all of the books, but he always had the intention to do it one day. One day easily became two and three, and so many.
        Someone with OCD could dust date the different purchases by measuring the thickness of the layer of dust on the books.

        That day, Shawn-Paul was drinking a hot chocolate at his computer on the small desk where some books lied open or closed on top of each others. The top one’s cover claimed in bold red letters “NARRATIVE COACHING, The Definitive Guide to Bring New Stories to Life”. Shawn-Paul had bought it thinking it was a coaching book for writers but it apparently aimed at teaching coaches to tell good stories. The book had proved interesting and especially another occasion to enrich his knowledge about the world or in one word procrastinate.

        Shawn-Paul took a sip of the hot chocolate, which was now more lukewarm than hot and felt the impulsion to open his browser and watch a video about narrative coaching on U-stub. That’s when it all went wrong and myriads of ads popped up and covered the screen and his newly bought writer software were the first word of his novel still waited to appear.

        At first, he panicked and his sudden movements back and fro almost broke the fragile equilibrium of the desk clutter. But then he shrugged, took his phone to call his friend Jeremiad for help and remembered how that went last time when he had to listen to his friend’s imaginary problems, just like imaginary friends but worse. He put the phone back in the clutter and looked at the last ad. A girl with sensuous cherry red lips winking at him with a packet of granola cookies spinning around her head.

        Unaware of what was happening, Shawn-Paul felt hungry and considered his lukewarm chocolate. He smiled as he thought he could make another one and enjoy dipping some cookies in it.
        He went to the kitchen and foraged through the clutter of dirty dishes and empty cookie packets. There were none left. The effect of hunger on Shawn-Paul was square grumpiness. Not round, not rectangular. Square. And it didn’t fit the curves of his stomach.

        Shawn-Paul put his writer’s jacket and cap on, added a wool scarf because he had a sensitive throat, and it looked cool on him and he winked at his reflection on the mirror hanging on the main door.
        He left, unaware of the smile of the granola girl.

        #4493

        “Did you know that the beyond of the deserts was the birth place of the Master’s tribes — the guy who gave life to Gorrash” Fox said to Olliver in a conspiratorial voice. “I kind of miss him… though he’s too heavy to carry around by day, this chump.” He mused while wagging his tail smelling around for crunchy scorpions.

        “Funny you would say that” said Rukshan, who was ahead of their group, between long strides on top of the sand dunes. “I had dreams about this place, and I get the feeling there is some connection to old Fay legends about these tribes. The Sand tribes had old ties to Fays of the Woods, some said they were even more advanced in the Arts — alchemy mostly. But most of the knowledge has been lost. Only legends remain — that they could crystallise diamonds imbued with life… this sort of things. Some versions of the legends spoke of darker truths, that the diamonds were made to capture elementals, to give them power…”

        He stopped in his tracks. Looking at the horizon, the oasis village they were walking towards started to reveal itself. A beautiful patch of green against the variations of sand colours.

        “If we keep on, we’ll arrive before sunset. Come on!”

        #4488

        Maeve liked to make dolls. They were all quiet, and full of an inner life that would transport her in wild imaginary adventure while she was making them. She liked also to collect strange people and make them into her dolls.
        She would often go to the mall, take a table at the coffee shop, and observe the daily life show for inspiration…

        In the apartment next to hers, lived Shawn-Paul, a handsome bearded bachelor, who was a writer he’d said. She had not made him into a doll, not that he wasn’t doll material, he seemed weirdo plenty, but she noted there were subtleties to the character she wanted to explore more.

        :fleuron:

        “Are you ready?” Ailill, had a blue suede hat this time. He liked to change his headpiece regularly to fit his mood, but somehow couldn’t or wouldn’t change it to any other color than blue.

        Granola wasn’t sure she would be ready to pop-in properly. She still had to build her character a little bit. She would have only mere seconds each time to make an impression, a glance was all it took at times. Something had to attract attention.
        “I think you’re plenty ready” Ailill smiled as he pushed her in the downward spiral that had appeared at their feet. He jumped right after her.

        #4485

        When they reached outside the next morning, the sky was blue, and the light already intense.
        Birds were hovering silently above in regular patterns.

        “See Olli, those are not normal birds.” Rukshan pointed toward the sky. “Too regular pattern – they are the guarding watch of whatever landed there. Better not to attract too much attention.”

        He handed to Olliver a tan cape to put over his red shirt.
        “Better be careful with the sun too.”

        The baby snoot was quick to jump on Olli’s shoulder, and at its touch, the cape seemed to glimmer invisible.

        “Ah,… that can work too.” Rukshan was still intrigued by the creatures’ capacity. They didn’t seem born of magic, but of inter-dimensional energy blending.

        “We shouldn’t be far from a village, I’ve seen some oasis from the top of the ridge earlier, we’ll follow that route, and hopefully will find out some more about these mysteries.”

        #4484

        “I think a sandstorm is coming” Rukshan pointed at Olli the menacing clouds galloping towards them. “We need to find cover!”
        It was too risky for them to teleport again with this meteorological turbulence.

        A small ridge of rock was showing not far from their landing spot. They started to rush towards it, their steps burrowing in the shifting sands making their run almost like a crawl.

        “We won’t make it!” Olli had stumbled in the soft ground, his eyes filled with terror at the darkening reddish sky.

        “Olli, hurry! we’re almost there!”

        “Kweee” a squeeky sound that almost felt like a purring seemed to alleviate Olli’s fears for a moment, and he managed to hurry back to cover.

        “Not a second too early!” Rukshan shouted in the midst of the howling sands.
        The rocky formation had a crevice which was just big enough for them, and would keep them safe. Rukshan had deployed a large cape to try to seal the entrance with a magical spell.

        “Safe, for now.” He felt tickled. “What the…?”

        “Kweeeyooobilibilibu” —

        Rukshan raised an eyebrow to Olliver. “Did you feel necessary to bring one of the baby Snoot with you?”

        “It’s not me, promise! It just hitched a ride on its own.” Olliver’s face was a mix of confusion and mischievousness, Rukshan couldn’t help but laugh heartily.

        #4483

        Thankfully, there had been a little left of the potion that Tak had so voraciously eaten.

        Rukshan had almost aborted the trip to the desert to take care of the little shapeshifting gibbon urchin, whose new shade of green looked serious enough.

        As quiet as she used to be, Glynis had shown a lot of cool and dexterity in handling the suspicious food poisoning case. She was gentle with the little boy, and didn’t show much concern about his going through her stuff.

        In the end, she said she would be able to manage curing him, but that it would take probably a moon’s time.
        Seeing Rukshan’s longer than usual face about the delay, she was the one to push him to go to the desert mysterious blue beams.

        “Go with Olliver, he will teleport you both, and you can be back faster. Once you’ll be clear of what it is, we can plan something. It seems rather obvious nobody’s really ready to leave.” She glanced wryly at Eleri who was munching noisily on her goat milk’s oats.

        Rukshan smiled. She’d almost sounded as though she was the boss. In any case, Glynis was right. Despite the cottage becoming overcrowded, and the threat of nearby building work encroachments into the forest paradise, all the unexpected friends seemed not in a rush for a change of scenery. Fox, Gorrash, Eleri and Hasam’, Margorrit and Tak, and the occasional resupply visits from the village…

        “I think you’re right.” He picked up his bag and nodded at Olli. “Let us go and investigate this desert beam. Are you ready?”

        And in a flash of the golden egg device, gone they were.

        #4470

        Despite using his human form frequently, Tak was at heart still the same little gibbon his friend had found in the bamboo forest.

        A lot of his inner turmoil had been transformed, like a new skin on a wound, especially after the ceremony. He no longer felt the weight of the other lives they had lived, nor the stir of revenge that was festering inside. His heart was like a forest after a fire, growing anew, fresh below the cover of dead ashes.

        During the past months, he had been mostly busy with himself. He couldn’t avoid the classes that Rukshan would teach him in the morning, but it still left a good deal of free time. He would wander in the nearby woods, listening to the sounds, exploring where it felt safe enough, and at times jumping from branch to branch in his gibbon form.
        He could feel Fox was a bit envious at times —struggling too much to retain his human form. It would become more difficult with the age, to stay longer in a form especially if you started to master it later in age. So he had to enjoy and relish the fact he was still young.

        In the forest, he had felt disturbance, but nothing like the ghosts that had chased them a long time back. There was work done at a distance, and it displaced creatures, the forest was angry. His companions too, and Fox was talking about doing sabotage work. Rukshan had asked him to take no part in it, but there was no telling how long he could resist the call.

        When he entered that night back in the cabin, there was a strange smell, something subtle and precious, like smokey and peppered with ambergris and with a feel of dew on a fresh lettuce. It came from a small package on the drawer in the burka lady’s quarter.
        It smelt too good. Surreptitiously he entered the room and opened the little thing, there was a creamy substance in it. Surely some nice spread for freshly baked bread.
        He couldn’t resist, the smell was tantalising. He dipped one finger, licked it, and… wow… in three quick gulps, licked the whole thing clear.

        Tak was at heart still the same mischievous little gibbon his mother loved so much.

        #4462

        Night had fallen when Rukshan came back to the cottage. He was thinking that they could wait a little bit for the trip. He did not like that much the idea of trusting the safety of their group to a stranger, even if it was a friend of Lhamom. They were not in such a rush after all.

        Rukshan looked at their luxuriant newly grown pergola. Thanks to the boost potion Glynis had prepared, it had only took a week to reach its full size and they have been able to enjoy it since the start of the unusual hot spell. The creatures that had hatched from the colourful eggs Gorrash had brought with him were flowing around the branches creating a nice glowing concerto of lights, inside and out.

        It was amazing how everyone were combining their resources and skills to make this little community function. In the shadow of the pergola there was an empty pedestal that Fox had built and Eleri had decorated with nice grapes carvings. Gorrash was certainly on patrol with the owls. His friends had thought that a pedestal would be more comfortable and the pergola would keep Gorrash’s stone from the scorching heat of the sun. Also, he wouldn’t get covered in mud during the sudden heavy rains accompanying the hot spell.

        Seeing the beautiful pedestal and the carved little stairs he could use to climb up, Gorrash had tried to hide the tears in his eyes. He mumbled it was due to some desert dust not to appear emotional, but they all knew his hard shell harboured the softest heart.

        The dwarf had repaid them in an unexpected way. Every day just before sunrise, he would take a big plate in his hands and jumped on the pedestal before turning to stone. It allowed them to put grapes or other fruits that they could eat under the shadow of the of the pergola.

        Rukshan came into the house and he found Margoritt sitting at the dining table on which there was a small parchment roll. Her angry look was so unusual that Rukshan’s felt his chest tighten.

        “They sent me a bloody pigeon,” she said when she arrived. She took the roll and handed it to Rukshan. “The city council… Leroway… he accuses us of unauthorised expansion of the house, of unauthorised construction on communal ground, and of unlicensed trade of manufactured goods.” Margoritt’s face was twisted with pain as the said the words.

        Rukshan winced. Too much bad news were arriving at the same time. If there was a pattern, it seemed rather chaotic and harassing.

        “They threaten us to send a bailif if we don’t stop our illegal activities and if we don’t pay the extra taxes they reclaim,” she continued. “I’m speechless at the guile of that man.”

        Rukshan smiled, he wondered if Margoritt could ever be rendered speechless by anything except for bad flu. He uncoiled the roll and quickly skimmed through the long string of accusations. Many of them were unfair and, to his own opinion unjustified. Since when the forest belonged to Leroway’s city? It had always been sacred ground, and its own master.

        “I have no money,” said Margoritt. “It’s so unfair. I can’t fight with that man. I’m too old and tired.”

        “Don’t forget we are all in the same cottage, Margoritt. It’s not just you. Eventhough, they clearly want to evict us,” said Rukshan. “Even if we had enough money, they would not let us stay.” He showed her the small roll. “The list of accusations is so ludicrous that it’s clearly a ploy to get rid of us. First, that road they want to build through the forest, now evicting us from the ground.” And those bad omens from the mountain, he thought with a shiver.

        “We are not going to give them that satisfaction, are we?” asked Margoritt, pleading like a little girl. “We have to find something Rukshan,” she said. “You have to help me fight Leroway.”

        “Ahem,” said a rockous voice. Gorrash had returned from his patrol. “I know where to find money,” he added. “At leas, I think I know. I had another dream about my maker. It’s just bits and pieces, but I’m sure he hid some treasure in the mountains. There was that big blue diamond, glowing as brightly as a blue sun. And other things.”

        A big blue diamond? It sounds familiar. Rukshan thought. There was an old fae legend that mentioned a blue diamond but he couldn’t remember. Is it connected to the blue light Olliver mentioned earlier? He wondered.

        “That’s it! You have to go find this treasure,” said Margoritt.

        Rukshan sighed as he could feel the first symptoms of a headache. There was so much to think about, so much to do. He massaged his temples. The trip had suddenly become urgent, but they also had to leave someone behind to help Margoritt with the “Leroway problem”. And he winced as he wondered who was going to take care of that road business. It was clear to him that he couldn’t be everywhere at the same time. He would have to delegate.

        He thought of the telebats. Maybe he could teach the others how to use them so that he could keep in touch and manage everything at distance. He sighed again. Who would be subtle and sensitive enough to master the telebats in time?

        #4460

        They heard a loud crash from the kitchen and rushed to see what was the poultry squawking about.

        It was Olliver, who apparently still had problems managing the landing while using his teleporting egg.
        The year that had passed had brought him a quiet assurance that the boy had lacked, even his stutter would not come as often, and his various travels using the golden egg had given him a wider outlook of what was in the world.

        “Rukji!” He called —he still would use the deferential moniker for Rukshan.
        “What is it Olliver? Calm down, can’t you see everybody is all tense?” the Fae answered.
        “Something has changed, Rukji. A great opening in the mountain. I was staying in a village I have seen a great blue light in the distance while there, across the sand and rocks desert, beyond the shifting dunes. Something that reminded me of what Gorrash told about his memories from his master. We should go explore.”
        “I’ll contact Lhamom, she may have heard stories and can help us get there until you get the hang of a group teleport.”

        #4453
        TracyTracy
        Participant

          Liz had an idea, and was glad that the others were all out on a day trip to the museum so that she could think about it without interruptions. It had occurred to her that there was probably a theme right under their noses regarding the multitudes of non endings in the stories. Where exactly had they all ended without actually ending?

          Sure enough, the first one she looked at seemed promising with the mention of sheets:

          “Yurick woke up from another spell of dreams. The patterns of the bedsheets where as though his newly inserted tile was creating a strong combination with other tiles.
          In his puzzlement, he forgot to take a physical dream snapshot…”

          Liz had had a personal breakthrough with bedsheets recently, and was pleased with this encouraging start.

          When Liz looked at the next non ending of a story, she wondered if this would prove to be a theme: the characters themselves had gone missing.

          “I haven’t heard a word from Lavender for the longest time, Lilac was wondering, When was the last time? Lavender, where ARE you?”

          Liz had a slight jolt when she saw the non ending of the story after that, worried that she would find a trend of herself being the last writer to comment. What would that mean, she wondered?

          “Minky was looking smug. “Enjoying the ride?”

          Ending with a question? Well, that was something to think about. Liz was relived to find she wasn’t the last writer to write in the next story:

          “For once, Arona was completely unconcerned about continuity.
          “I wonder if we could harness the power of the wind to create a flash mob to amuse and entertain me?” she suggested.
          Vincentius pondered for a moment “I did once employ a hamster to power a night light, so I don’t see why not.”

          Smiling at the continuity remark, Liz pondered the nature of the message in this one. Anything can be created to amuse… can it be that easy?

          Another nasty jolt as Liz read the last entry in the following story, considering the irritating few days she had just had with the online payment company:

          “She clicked with her dysfunctionning mouse and invalidated the transaction again.”

          Well, Liz said to herself, I certainly hope that little chuckle will have helped change the online transaction situation going on here presently!

          #4447

          It had taken Rukshan close to a year to clear the fog.

          He had to admit, he’d dreaded more than was necessary. Faes where a bit thick headed and stubborn when it came to honoring vows and sacred words. There had been lessons to unravel for a lifetime in that year span they’d spent on the holy grounds.
          Even the angry God had come around, and he wasn’t the threat Rukshan had thought he would be. Only another lonely soul, longing for companionship.

          Yesterday, Rukshan had finished the book of Kumihimo. Propitiatory work, but he was beginning to see the benefits. He had finished collecting all the pages of the vanishing book, by burying himself in work for the commune, and on the few moments of silence left to himself, reaching towards the source of knowledge and gathering the elements once thought forever lost. Clearing of his Mind Palace.

          Now he had to let it go. The Book was complete, and needed to be offered on the pyre.
          Only then the Shards would be rightfully returned, rejoined and ready to spell the next evolution of their journey.

          The pyre was neatly prepared. Gathering of fragrant herbs of the woods was a specialty of the Potion maker, the gorgeous assemblage of the beams had created a sriyantra-like pattern that seemed like it could easily open a portal to the Gods’ realm.

          All of them had gathered around at the full moon. Gorrash had just awoken, and the feast was joyous and full of sparkling expectations.

          Each of them took a thread to light the flames, and once the Book was put on the pyre with great reverence, all of them, one by one lighted one of the corners.

          They all felt a great weight lifting from their chest, the weight of the sins of their past lives vanishing in the light, and a great joy pouring in from the dancing flames at the centre.

          All was well and fresh on this night, and there was great content, and anticipation for what tomorrow would bring.

          #4437

          In reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud

          ÉricÉric
          Keymaster

            hole sat rukshan rid speak
            gardener arrived half latest live
            enter human cover away
            mater arms side characters
            once world rest

            #4415
            TracyTracy
            Participant

              “Wait! I have a doubt!” came the muffled cry from within the trunk. “I have a doubt!”

              What on earth is the daft bint talking about, wondered Finnley. Doubt? What an odd time to be worrying about a doubt. Finnley shrugged it off, and went to telephone the parcel delivery service to come and collect the trunk. But as she reached for the phone, she paused, consumed with curiosity about the doubt the girl had. It didn’t make sense.

              #4403
              F LoveF Love
              Participant

                random plot generator

                A BOOK SHOP – IT IS THE AFTERNOON AFTER ALBIE HIT HIS MOTHER WITH A FEATHER.

                Newly unemployed ALBIE is arguing with his friend JENNY RAMSBOTTOM. ALBIE tries to hug JENNY but she shakes him off angrily.

                ALBIE
                Please Jenny, don’t leave me.

                JENNY
                I’m sorry Albie, but I’m looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away. You hit your mother with a feather! You could have just talked to her!

                ALBIE
                I am such a person!

                JENNY
                I’m sorry, Albie. I just don’t feel excited by this relationship anymore.

                JENNY leaves and ALBIE sits down, looking defeated.

                Moments later, gentle sweet shop owner MR MATT HUMBLE barges in looking flustered.

                ALBIE
                Goodness, Matt! Is everything okay?

                MATT
                I’m afraid not.

                ALBIE
                What is it? Don’t keep me in suspense…

                MATT
                It’s … a hooligan … I saw an evil hooligan frighten a bunch of elderly ladies!

                ALBIE
                Defenseless elderly ladies?

                MATT
                Yes, defenseless elderly ladies!

                ALBIE
                Bloomin’ heck, Matt! We’ve got to do something.

                MATT
                I agree, but I wouldn’t know where to start.

                ALBIE
                You can start by telling me where this happened.

                MATT
                I was…
                MATT fans himself and begins to wheeze.

                ALBIE
                Focus Matt, focus! Where did it happen?

                MATT
                The Library! That’s right – the Library!

                ALBIE springs up and begins to run.

                EXT. A ROADCONTINUOUS

                ALBIE rushes along the street, followed by MATT. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

                INT. A LIBRARYSHORTLY AFTER

                ROGER BLUNDER a forgetful hooligan terrorises two elderly ladies.

                ALBIE, closely followed by MATT, rushes towards ROGER, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

                MATT
                What is is? What’s the matter?

                ALBIE
                That’s not just any old hooligan, that’s Roger Blunder!

                MATT
                Who’s Roger Blunder?

                ALBIE
                Who’s Roger Blunder? Who’s Roger Blunder? Only the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                MATT
                Blinkin’ knickers, Albie! We’re going to need some help if we’re going to stop the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                ALBIE
                You can say that again.

                MATT
                Blinkin’ knickers, Albie! We’re going to need some help if we’re going to stop the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                ALBIE
                I’m going to need candlesticks, lots of candlesticks.

                Roger turns and sees Albie and Matt. He grins an evil grin.

                ROGER
                Albie Jones, we meet again!

                MATT
                You’ve met?

                ALBIE
                Yes. It was a long, long time ago…

                EXT. A PARKBACK IN TIME

                A young ALBIE is sitting in a park listening to some trance music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.

                He looks up and sees ROGER. He takes off his headphones.

                ROGER
                Would you like some wine gums?

                ALBIE’s eyes light up, but then he studies ROGER more closely, and looks uneasy.

                ALBIE
                I don’t know, you look kind of forgetful.

                ROGER
                Me? No. I’m not forgetful. I’m the least forgetful hooligan in the world.

                ALBIE
                Wait, you’re a hooligan?

                ALBIE runs away, screaming.

                INT. A LIBRARYPRESENT DAY

                ROGER
                You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.

                MATT
                (To ALBIE) You ran away?
                ALBIE
                (To MATT) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
                ALBIE turns to ROGER.

                ALBIE
                I may have run away from you then, but I won’t run away this time!
                ALBIE runs away.

                He turns back and shouts.

                ALBIE
                I mean, I am running away, but I’ll be back – with candlesticks.

                ROGER
                I’m not scared of you.

                ALBIE
                You should be.

                INT. A SWEET SHOPLATER THAT DAY

                ALBIE and MATT walk around searching for something.

                ALBIE
                I feel sure I left my candlesticks somewhere around here.

                MATT
                Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly candlesticks.

                ALBIE
                You know nothing Matt Humble.

                MATT
                We’ve been searching for ages. I really don’t think they’re here.

                Suddenly, ROGER appears, holding a pair of candlesticks.

                ROGER
                Looking for something?

                MATT
                Crikey, Albie, he’s got your candlesticks.

                ALBIE
                Tell me something I don’t already know!

                MATT
                The earth’s circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.

                ALBIE
                I know that already!

                MATT
                I’m afraid of dust.

                ROGER
                (appalled) Dude!

                While ROGER is looking at MATT with disgust, ALBIE lunges forward and grabs his deadly candlesticks. He wields them, triumphantly.

                ALBIE
                Prepare to die, you forgetful aubergine!

                ROGER
                No please! All I did was frighten a bunch of elderly ladies!

                JENNY enters, unseen by any of the others.

                ALBIE
                I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those elderly ladies were defenceless! Well now they have a defender – and that’s me! Albie Jones defender of innocent elderly ladies.

                ROGER
                Don’t hurt me! Please!

                ALBIE
                Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t use these candlesticks on you right away!

                ROGER
                Because Albie, I am your father.

                ALBIE looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.

                ALBIE
                No you’re not!

                ROGER
                Ah well, it had to be worth a try.

                ROGER tries to grab the candlesticks but ALBIE dodges out of the way.

                ALBIE
                Who’s the daddy now? Huh? Huh?

                Unexpectedly, ROGER slumps to the ground.

                MATT
                Did he just faint?

                ALBIE
                I think so. Well that’s disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly candlesticks.

                ALBIE crouches over ROGER’s body.

                MATT
                Be careful, Albie. It could be a trick.

                ALBIE
                No, it’s not a trick. It appears that… It would seem… Roger Blunder is dead!

                ALBIE
                What?

                ALBIE
                Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.

                MATT claps his hands.

                MATT
                So your candlesticks did save the day, after all.

                JENNY steps forward.

                JENNY
                Is it true? Did you kill the forgetful hooligan?

                ALBIE
                Jenny how long have you been…?

                JENNY puts her arm around ALBIE.

                JENNY
                Long enough.

                ALBIE
                Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Roger Blunder.

                JENNY
                Then the elderly ladies are safe?

                ALBIE
                It does seem that way!

                A crowd of vulnerable elderly ladies enter, looking relived.

                JENNY
                You are their hero.

                The elderly ladies bow to ALBIE.

                ALBIE
                There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Roger Blunder will never frighten elderly ladies ever again, is enough for me.

                JENNY
                You are humble as well as brave! And I think that makes up for hitting your mother with a feather. It does in my opinion!

                One of the elderly ladies passes ALBIE a healing ring

                JENNY
                I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.

                ALBIE
                I couldn’t possibly.
                Pause.

                ALBIE
                Well, if you insist. It could come in handy when I go to the Doline tomorrow. With my friend Matt. It is dangerous and only for brave people and a healing ring could come in handy.

                ALBIE takes the ring.

                ALBIE
                Thank you.
                The elderly ladies bow their heads once more, and leave.

                ALBIE turns to JENNY.

                ALBIE
                Does this mean you want me back?

                JENNY
                Oh, Albie, of course I want you back!
                ALBIE smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.

                ALBIE
                Well you can’t have me.

                JENNY
                WHAT?

                ALBIE
                You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a hooligan to death before you would believe in me. I don’t want a lover like that. And I am going to the Doline and I may not be back!

                JENNY
                But…

                ALBIE
                Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin – my best friend, Matt.

                MATT grins.

                JENNY
                But…

                MATT
                You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!

                JENNY
                Albie?

                ALBIE
                I’m sorry Jenny, but I think you should skidaddle.
                JENNY leaves.

                MATT turns to ALBIE.

                MATT
                Did you mean that? You know … that I’m your best friend?

                ALBIE
                Of course you are!
                The two walk off arm in arm.

                Suddenly MATT stops.

                MATT
                When I said I’m afraid of dust, you know I was just trying to distract the hooligan don’t you?

                #4395
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                  Daisy the dung beetle’s daughter applauded when she finished her creation. She had completed a big mandibala of coloured sand, patiently extracted the previous years from dungs her uncle had brought back form the outside world. He had said some of it came from a faraway land where their ancestors had been worshiped by giants. Daisy had tried to imagined being worshiped, but her limited experience of life and of the world made her Goddess dream short lived.
                  But what she liked most was that she could put all those pieces of faraway lands in her own composition. She looked at the result, satisfied. At a certain time, she knew a cone of light from outside the Doline would come directly warm her mandibala and her wish to see the outside world would be granted.

                  #4365

                  The rain had poured again and again, across the night, with short fits of howling winds. There had been no sign of Eleri or Gorrash, and people in the cabin had waited for the first ray of light to venture outside to find them.
                  The newcomer, the quiet potion maker, stayed in her small quarters and hadn’t really mingled, but Margoritt wasn’t concerned about it. She was actually quite protective of her, and had continued her own chatter all through the night, doing small chores or being busy at her small loom, stopping at times in the middle of painful walking. She would however not cease speaking to whomever was listening at the time, or to her goat, or at times just to the wind or herself.

                  Rukshan had had several dreams during the night, and could tell he wasn’t the only one. Everyone had a tired look. Images came and went, but there was a sense of work to be done.

                  There were a few things he had managed to gather during that time awake when meditative state brought some clarity to the confused images.
                  First, they were all in this together.
                  Then, they probably needed a plan to repair the old.
                  As soon as they would find the two missing ones, he would share it with everyone.

                  ‘Hng hng’ — Rukshan opened his eyes to find Olliver drawing on his sleeve. The boy wasn’t very eloquent, but his postures would speak volumes. He was pointing to something outside.

                  Rukshan looked at the clearing just outside the cabin, at first not realising two things had happened. Then they both dawned on him: the first ray of light had come across the cloudy sky, and second, the clearing was empty of the vengeful God.

                  “Grumpf” he swore in the old Elvish tongue “that rascal is surely going after Eleri — Eleri who he now knew was the laughing crone of the story, rendered younger by the powers of her goddaughter, the tricked girl. Eleri, who having inherited of the transmutation powers, had turned the angry God who had been left behind into stone to protect all of them.
                  If the God would find her before they could get her to extract her Shard, at best they would be condemned to another cycle of rebirth, or worse, he would try to kill all of them to extract the other Shards from the others, one by one, until the Gods old powers would be his…

                  #4352

                  As the storm was raging outside, Tak was hiding below the bed, with a small knitted patch of garment that Margoritt had given him, which he kept as a comforting soother.

                  The darkness and gales of wind aroused feelings which he had rather not face. He curled below the bed, unaware of the other’s animated discussions, afraid to be terrified.

                  You know this is how it starts… the voice was familiar, warm and gentle, grandfatherly. But he didn’t want to hear it. He had too much pain, and the voice was driving him away from the pain.
                  Listen to me, just listen. You don’t need to answer, just open yourself a little. Let me help you with the pain, and the fear. You’ve had it inside for so long, too long.

                  Go away! Tak was crying silently under the bed, mentally trying to resist the support of the voice who sounded like Master Gibbon.

                  Alright, I will go for now. You just need to call if you need me. But you need to hear that.

                  No! I don’t want! You can’t force me!

                  Just remember that is how every cycle ends: death for your love, then death for all of you, before new painful, forgetful lives begin again for all of you. If you don’t break this cycle, it will end, and start again. You know it’s time for you to break that cycle of revenge, and manipulation. They have greatly suffered too for their mistakes. Let them see you as you are, and learn to forgive them.

                  #4351

                  “Oh no!” Margoritt swore loudly, “not that cursed rain again!”.
                  They were about to share what was left of the cake for dessert when the first booming strike of thunder resounded violently across the mountains.

                  She cupped her hands in front of her mouth to rally the troops over the noisy rumble of the heavy dark clouds. “Inside! Everyone inside!” — when the rains started in spring, they could go on for days, drenching the countryside in curtains of water.

                  The first drops falling, quickly extinguishing the candles, Rukshan raised his head to look at the darker skies covering completely the moon’s glow “This is no ordinary rain…”

                  “You bet, it isn’t!” Margoritt said, looking more sombre than she ever was. “That magical umbrella won’t be enough this time, we are probably going to have to sit that one out inside. Help me bring the animals inside.”

                  In front of the small cottage, everyone else started to hurry inside, bringing back the plates, cups and leftovers, while Rukshan was preparing some wood for the fire to keep the moist away.

                  “Has anybody seen Eleri?” Yorath’s look was concerned. “She seem to have disappeared somewhere as usual… But she hasn’t come back yet,… and I’m afraid she took a large bite of the trancing cake too. It’s not a good night to trance out.”

                  Rukshan was torn between waiting a bit longer, or going to search for her, which would be risking lives during the dark stormy night. He was about to offer to go outside himself when Gorrash said briskly:
                  “Let me go find her, this storm is nothing, and I’m used to the dark. You all should stay inside. If I don’t come back at the break of dawn, you can go out to look for us, but don’t worry too much about me, I’ll blend in.” He winked at Fox who smiled weakly. He didn’t like this type of cold rain. Its smell was damp and rotten.

                  “Thank you Gorrash, that is very noble of you. Please, take care of yourself, and be back soon.” Rukshan said as he opened the door which was now jerking violently against the darkest night.

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