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  • “Psst|! Glynis!” the muffled voice seemed to be coming from behind the smugwort bushes. With a sigh, she plonked the unappetizing looking casserole on the table, making it look heavier than it was. Sighing again, Glynis made her way out of the open kitchen door with a slow heavy tread. There it was again: “Glynis! Shhh! Over ... · ID #4742 (continued)
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  • #4638
    F LoveF Love
    Participant

      Shawn Paul certainly seems like a nice enough person, thought Maeve.

      But had he been evesdropping on her conversation with Lucinda? He seemed so on edge, clutching the packet in sweaty hands, stuttering over the few words he spoke. Not that Maeve considered herself socially adept, not by any means! But, after the talk with Lucinda, her senses were on high alert.

      And the newspaper cutting … surely that couldn’t be coincidence?

      Lucinda said Shawn Paul was a writer. Or was that just a clever cover?

      Oh my gosh, this is making me paranoid!

      Maeve decided to do a bit more research on this Shawn Paul fellow. See if he is really who he says he is.

      It was only then she realised she had forgotten her butter.

      #4634

      Before she left, thankful to get back to her own pristine apartment, Maeve told Lucinda the story of the dolls.

      “It’s a long story,” she warned and Lucinda smiled encouragingly.

      “My father’s brother, Uncle Fergus, fell out with my father many years ago. I don’t know what it was about.”

      Maeve took a sip of her licorice and peppermint tea.

      “I just know that one day, Uncle Fergus turned up on his Harley Davidson and there was a huge fight. Father was shouting and Mother was crying. And Father shouted ‘Don’t ever darken our doors again!’

      She shuddered. “It was awful.”

      “I am all ears,” said Lucinda.

      “They aren’t that bad,” said Maeve looking at her thoughtfully. “And your hair covers them nicely.”

      Her hand flew to her mouth as she realised what Lucinda meant.

      “Oh gosh, I am sorry, I see what you mean … Well anyway, I didn’t see Uncle Fergus for many years and I was sorry about that because he would always bring me a gift from his overseas travels — he went to the most exotic places — and then one day he turned up at my apartment out of the blue. He was most peculiar, looking over his shoulder the whole time and he even made me come out on the street to talk ‘in case there were bugs’.”

      “Bugs? Oh, like the things spies use. Wow,” said Lucinda. “Did he have mental health problems or something?”

      “I wondered that at the time. I mean Uncle Fergus was always endearingly loony. But this time he was just … just scared. And there WAS someone following him. I saw her. And she was clearly a spy. She was wearing a black wig and and fishnet tights and thought we couldn’t see her hiding behind a lamp post.”

      Maeve rolled her eyes.

      “I mean, how cliche can you get. Anyway, Uncle Fergus gave me a big hug, like an Uncle would, and whispered an address in my ear where I would find a satchel and he said that inside I would find 12 keys and 12 addresses. He knew I made dolls and he said it would be a perfect way to send the keys to the addresses, inside a doll. ‘Important people are depending on you’ he said.”

      Maeve shrugged.

      “So I did it. I sent the last one a month ago to an address in Australia. An Inn somewhere in the wops.”

      #4626
      Jib
      Participant

        Shawn Paul had decided that this particular day was dedicated to his writing. He had warned his friends not to call him and put his phone on silent mode. It was 9am and he had a long day of writing ahead of him.
        He almost felt the electricity in his fingers as he touched the keyboard of his laptop. He imagined himself as a pianist of words preparing himself before a concert in front of the crowd of his future readers.
        Shawn Paul pushed away the voice of his mother telling him with an irritating voice that he had the attention span of a shrimp in a whirlpool during a storm, which the boy had never truely understood, but today he was willing not to even let his inner voices distract him. He breathed deeply three times as he had learned last week-end during a workshop, and imagined his mother’s voice as a slimy slug that he could put away in a box with a seal into a chest with chains and lots of locks, that he buried in the deepest trench of the Pacific ocean. He was a writer and had a vivid imagination after all, why not use it to his benefit.
        A smile of satisfaction wavered on the corner of his mouth while a drop of sweat slowly made its way to the corner of his left eye. He blinked and the doorbell rang.
        Shawn Paul’s fragile smile transformed into a fixed grin ready to break down. Someone was laughing, and when the bell rang a second time, Shawn Paul realised it was his own contained hysterical laugh.

        He breathed in deeply at his desk and got up too quickly, bumping his knee in one corner.
        Ouch! he cried silently.
        It would not take long he reminded himself, limping to the door.
        What could it be ? The postman ?

        Shawn Paul opened the door. An old man he had never seen, was standing there with a packet in his hands. If he was not the postman, at least you had the packet right said a voice in Shawn Paul’s head.
        The old man opened his mouth, certainly to speak, but instead started to cough as if he was about to snuff it. It lasted some time and Shawn Paul repulsed by the loose cough retreated a bit into his flat. It was his old fear of contagion creeping out again. He berated himself he should not feel that way and he should show compassion, but at least if the old man could stop, it would be easier.

        “For you!” said the old man when his cough finally stopped. He put the packet in Shawn Paul’s hands and left without another word.

        #4625
        F LoveF Love
        Participant

          “Bugger,” said Maeve. “I’m out of butter. What shall we do, Fabio?”
          Fabio rushed excitedly to the front door.
          “Go and see if Lucinda has some butter? Good idea, but you have to do the talking. Okay?”
          Clearly, I am in need of human companionship.
          An old rhyme from her childhood came to mind. She would say it over and over, fast as she could without tripping over her tongue.
          Biddy Botter bought bum butter. Blah said she the butters bitter but if i buy some better butter, better than the bitter butter that will make the bitter butter better.
          Lucinda’s door has the number 57 on the front and a skull door knocker. Maeve’s door was numbered 22 so it made no sense at all. Lucinda opened the door a crack and peered out at Maeve.
          “Oh Maeve,” she said, “Um, hi.”
          “Hi. Is this a bad time? I just wanted to borrow a bit of butter if you have any spare.”
          Lucinda hesitated before opening the door and gesturing Maeve in.
          “Sure,” she said. “Excuse the mess.”
          Maeve spotted the doll right away.
          “What are you doing with Ima Indigo!”
          Ima was sitting on the shelf near the the window, sandwiched between a cracked concrete buddha head and a dying fern. Maeve picked the doll up.
          “May I?” she said, without waiting for a reply.
          She turned the doll over and felt the back seam with her fingers. The stitching was rough and the thread didn’t match the tiny stitches on the rest of the doll’s body. She gently squashed Ima. No key.
          “Where did you get this? Did you take a key out of her body?”
          Lucinda patted Fabio and shook her head, annoyed at Maeve and at the same time feeling guilty.
          “I found her at the market.”
          “Oh my god,” said Maeve.

          #4609

          While doing circles and cooling down at the bottom of the Doline’s pool, Leörmn in his white sea dragon form felt a rush in the probability streams, and pockets of dimensions long closed slowly re-opening.

          #4589
          TracyTracy
          Participant

            The old woman picked up the box of giraffe shaped cookies from the supermarket shelf. She looked at the box wonderingly, bemused at why she’d chosen it. She almost put it back on the shelf, but a couple of tears had rolled off her nose and onto the package. She put it in her basket, sighing. She couldn’t very well put it back on the shelf now, not with her snot all over the box. What did it matter anyway, she thought, sniffing. Now that the Ministry of Transport building had burned down, what did it matter.

            “Is everything ok, love?” The old woman looked at the kind expression on the woman’s face, and started to sob. “Oh dear, whatever is the matter?” Maeve asked, noticing the giraffe shaped cookies illustrated on the damp packet.

            “It’s the terrible news!” the old woman replied. “The Ministry of Transport! That beautiful old building! Such a testament to man’s ingenuity! Gone, all gone!”

            “But it’s not the only one though is it?” replied Maeve, wondering if the old dear was a pew short of a cathedral. “I mean, there are others.”

            The old woman pulled her arm sharply away from Maeve’s gentle hand on her shoulder and glared at her.

            “How dare you say that! There’s nothing like it, anywhere!” and she strode off up the aisle, angry steps making a rat tat tat on the polished floor. Her outrage was such that she forgot to pay for the giraffe shaped cookies, and marched right out of the store.

            Jerk, who was watching from a security spying monitor, sighed, and heaved himself out of his seat. The one thing he hated the most about his job was apprehending decrepit old shoplifters. I bet she smells of cat wee and rancid cooking fat, he mumbled under his breath.

            “Oh hello, Jerk!” Maeve intercepted him on his route to the main doors in pursuit of the aged thief, noticing his disgruntled expression. “What’s up, you’re not upset about the Ministry of Transport building too, are you?”

            Nonplussed, Jerk stopped for a moment to consider the unexpected question, giving the elderly shoplifter time to hop on a bus (that symbol of man’s ingenuity) and make her escape.

            #4582
            ÉricÉric
            Keymaster

              “There it is” he pointed at the worn-out dusty book he’d found after turning around the whole library. “Techromancers appear at the seams between realities. They possess technologies to divine outcomes beyond conventional means of the place in which they appear — in a word, they are from the futures, always, whenever the period they were found in — a reason for which scholars have surmised they come from a unique convergence point of the infinite lines of time in a real projective space of time, hinting at the nature of an all-connected roundabout timeline. Although them popping in existence at awkward places is not unheard of, they tend to stay discrete for fear of the Timeline Riots Impeachment Police.

              “T’isn’t that helpful now, is it” he said dusting a peanut from the floor before cracking the shell open. “And doesn’t tell us why Finnley is so emotional now. Or where is Roberto. If I were to worry, that would worry me more…”

              #4554

              The wind was playing with the fine grained ash that had been the enchanted forest and Margorrit’s cottage. Fox felt empty, he sat prostrated like an old jute bag abandoned on the ground. He was unable to shake off the inertia that had befallen on him since his arrival.
              He was caught in an endless cycle of guilt that rolled over him, crushing his self esteem and motivation until it disappeared in the ashes like his friend and the whole world.

              After a moment, his stomach growled, reminding him that he was still alive and that he hadn’t eaten that well during the last few days. His nose wriggled as beyond the decay it had caught the smell of a living creature that was passing by. He heard a crow caw.
              Fox wailed, he didn’t want to be taken out of his lamentations and self pity. He thought he didn’t deserve it. But this time, like all the others before, hunger won the battle without that much of a fight and Fox was soon on his feet.

              He looked around, there was cold ash everywhere. It smell bad, but he couldn’t really tell where it came from. It seemed to be everywhere.
              The crow landed in front of him and cawed again. It looked at him intently.
              It cawed. As if it wanted to tell him something. The black of its feathers reminded him of Glynis’s burka. Glynis. She had told him something. They count on you, as if there was still time. The last potion, cawed the crow. And it took off, only to land in what would have been the cottage kitchen. It rummaged through the ashes.
              “The kitchen!” shouted Fox, suddenly recalling what she had said. The crow looked up at Fox and cawed as if encouraging him to join it in the search.
              “The last potion that can turn back time!?”
              “Caw”

              Fox ran and foraged the ashes with the crow. He found broken china, and melted silverware. He coughed as his foraging dispersed the ashes into the air. Suddenly he shivered. He had found a bone under a piece of china. He shook his head. What a fool, it’s only chicken bone.

              “Caw”
              The raven, which Fox wondered if it was Glynis, showed Fox a place with its beak. There was a small dark bottle. He wondered why they were always dark like that. He felt a rush of excitement run through his body and he was about to open it and drink it when he saw the skull and crossbones on the label. In fact it was the only thing that was on the label. Fill with a sudden repulsion, Fox almost let go of the bottle.

              “Caw”
              “I’m not drinking that,” said Fox.
              “Caw!”
              The bird jumped on his arm and attempted to uncork the bottle.
              “Caw”
              “Glynis?”
              “Caw Caw”
              She picked at the cork.
              Fox looked at the dreaded sign on the bottle. He hesitated but opened it. When the smell reached his nose he was surprised that it was sweet and reminded him of strawberry. Maybe it was by contrast to the ambient decay.
              At least, he thought, if I die, the last thing I taste would be strawberry.
              He gulped the potion down and disappeared.
              The bottle fell on the floor, a drop hanging on the edge of its opening. Certainly attracted by the sweet smell, the crow took it with his black beak. It just had time for a last satisfied caw before it also disappeared.

              #4520
              Jib
              Participant

                Fortunately the aging spell didn’t last long and they returned to normal.
                Almost.
                The missing teeth had not grown back, but Liz had had perfect new teeth installed in place of the old ones. They were shinier and could even sparkle under full moon light. Of course, Godfrey told her the dentist was a fan of Tolkien and found inspiration from the elven magical artefacts.
                At the time Liz almost canceled her appointment because she didn’t want disco teeth in her mouth that could distract her audience. But she had been seduced by the bubbly personality of the dentist, and though she did not admit it as it was not proper, she rather liked going to him.
                Liz grunted unladilikely as she opened her lips wide like a horse, trying to see if they would shine under some bathroom LED light. But the glitter only came from the beads and sea sparkles of her bathroom mirror and vasque, the bottles of shampoo and her new rejuvenation stem cell cream she had just put on her face. The teeth, they looked perfectly normal.
                What a disappointment, really, she thought.
                She had to ask Godfrey when was the next full moon. Would the treasure in her mouth only shine under moonlight or would it shine also indoor? She wondered. She might as well have to have special mirrors installed to redirect all the light in the new ballroom.

                #4510
                F LoveF Love
                Participant

                  Maeve sighed loudly—something she had been doing an awful lot of lately—and checked the time on her phone. If she left now and really hurried it would only take 5 minutes to get to the cafe. On the other hand if she took her time … well, with any luck the others would have already moved on.

                  Not that she didn’t like Lucinda, on the contrary she enjoyed her neighbour’s gregarious nature and propensity to talk amusing rubbish — usually in public and at the top of her voice which would cause Maeve to look around nervously and lower her own voice in order to compensate.

                  Maeve had made peace with her own introversion years ago. In order to survive with a semblance of normality, she had cultivated an outward calm which belied the activity going on in her head. The downside of this was she suspected she came across to others as muted and dull as the beige walls of her apartment. The upside was it allowed her to hide in plain sight; and she considered this to be a very handy trait. In truth, Maeve was one who liked many and few; she would happily talk to people, if she knew what on earth to say to them.

                  ‘Anyway,’ Maeve reasoned, ‘I have to finish the doll.’

                  She looked with satisfaction at her latest creation; a young boy wearing a vintage style buzzy bee costume. She had painstakingly sewn, stuffed and painted the cloth doll and then sanded the layers of paint till he looked old and well worn. ‘He looks like he has been well loved by some child,’ she mused. There was just one more step remaining before applying a protective coat of varnish and seating him on the shelf next to the others.

                  She went to the kitchen drawer. In the 3rd drawer down there was a cardboard box of old keys. Most of the keys didn’t fit anything in her apartment; in fact she had no idea where they came from. Except one. She picked out a small gold key and went to the writing desk in the lounge, a heavy dour piece of furniture with a drop-front desk and various small drawers and cubby holes inside. Maeve unlocked one of these drawers with the key and pulled out a small parcel.

                  ‘Only 3 parcels to go,’ she thought with relief.

                  A small section of the stitching was unfinished on the back of Bee Boy, just enough to squeeze the package inside and then rearrange the stuffing around it. With neat stitches Maeve sewed up the seam.

                  She checked the time. It had taken twenty six minutes.

                  “Want to go for a walk to see Aunty Lulu and her nice new friends? See what she is going on about decorating?” she asked Fabio, her pekingese.

                  #124
                  ÉricÉric
                  Keymaster

                    “Yes, dear, it’s all true, you’re dead as a doornail. Now, please take a seat, and be quiet.”

                    If not for her rebelling nature, Granola would have left it at that, and would have jumped onto the glimmer train into the light for a happy ever after. But she had to question. “And err… Sir, are there any other options? Ways I could come back, and help?”.

                    “Oh dear, don’t tell me you want to be one of them.”

                    The disdain in the tone of the white robed dolent man was enough to convince her. She had to be part of them, whoever they were.

                    As soon as she had signed the form, everything disappeared.

                    She waited,… a long time… cried, pleaded even. Almost prayed, but mostly brayed. A long time.

                    And then she lost it.

                    And the blue turban guy showed up. * Popped * in.

                    “Welcome to the Pop-in Tribe!” he said charmingly. “With a little bit of focus, you will find the essence of it to be not so bitter after all…”

                    :bee:

                    #4484

                    “I think a sandstorm is coming” Rukshan pointed at Olli the menacing clouds galloping towards them. “We need to find cover!”
                    It was too risky for them to teleport again with this meteorological turbulence.

                    A small ridge of rock was showing not far from their landing spot. They started to rush towards it, their steps burrowing in the shifting sands making their run almost like a crawl.

                    “We won’t make it!” Olli had stumbled in the soft ground, his eyes filled with terror at the darkening reddish sky.

                    “Olli, hurry! we’re almost there!”

                    “Kweee” a squeeky sound that almost felt like a purring seemed to alleviate Olli’s fears for a moment, and he managed to hurry back to cover.

                    “Not a second too early!” Rukshan shouted in the midst of the howling sands.
                    The rocky formation had a crevice which was just big enough for them, and would keep them safe. Rukshan had deployed a large cape to try to seal the entrance with a magical spell.

                    “Safe, for now.” He felt tickled. “What the…?”

                    “Kweeeyooobilibilibu” —

                    Rukshan raised an eyebrow to Olliver. “Did you feel necessary to bring one of the baby Snoot with you?”

                    “It’s not me, promise! It just hitched a ride on its own.” Olliver’s face was a mix of confusion and mischievousness, Rukshan couldn’t help but laugh heartily.

                    #4471

                    Fox sat back on the wooden chair in Margoritt’s kitchen, and crossed his arms, a little unnerved by the heat and his growing desire to go out in the woods and let go of all restraints. He had been struggling daily to control it and he had noticed it was particularly difficult during the new moon.

                    “If we have to do it in the house,” said Fox, “Can’t we at least open the windows? It’ll let in some fresh air.” He wrinkled his nose at the heavy scents of sweat mingled with that of fermented goat milk, irritating his delicate sense of smell. Rukshan had gathered their little group and they were waiting for Gorrash to wake up.

                    “The purpose of meeting here is that nobody can hear what we are saying,” said Rukshan with a hint of exasperation in his tone. “If we open the windows it’ll just…”

                    “Isn’t it rather because of the mosquitos?” started Fox feeling a little argumentative.

                    Glynis cleared her throat and got up, mumbling that she might have a solution. She came back a few moment later carrying a big bottle with a big sticker. Rukshan and Mr Minn helped her lift it while Eleri and Margoritt cleared a space on the table where they put the bottle.

                    The sticker had something written on it : AIR CONDITIONED, winter quality. Handle with caution.

                    Glynis turned the cap a few turns and a wooshing sound escaped from the neck of the bottle, followed by a gentle and continuous breeze of fresh air which provoked a murmur of appreciation from everyone.

                    “What’s this?” asked Gorrash who had just woken up.

                    “It’s what the sticker says. Cooling the atmosphere is just one way to use it. One has to be careful not to turn the wheel too much though or you could get frost bite.”

                    The fae looked at the bottle appreciatively, impressed at Glynis’ many talents. He was already thinking about a few other ways to put this frozen air bottle to use when Glynis cleared her throat again.

                    “It’s not infinite content and I only get a few of them, so if we could start the meeting.”

                    “Of course. I’ve received words from Lhamom. Her father has passed away and they are sending him to the sea during the week-end.” He allowed a moment of silence, sending a silent prayer toward their dear friend. Then he continued : “That means she’ll be able to join us for our trip in the mountains. We only have to decide who’s going and who’s staying to help Margoritt.”

                    Rukshan looked at each of them intently and Fox felt uneasy when his friend’s eyes fall upon him.

                    #4430
                    F LoveF Love
                    Participant

                      One spring day in 1822, so the story goes, Emerald Huntingford was walking the family dog on the extensive family estate, when the dog ran into a densely wooded area in hot pursuit of a rabbit. This was not uncommon, however on this occasion Emerald whistled and called but the dog did not return to her. She ran back to the house and shouted for her brother, Nigel, to help her find the it.

                      After several hours of frantic searching, for it was a much loved family pet, and just as they were beginning to despair, they heard whimpering coming from a hole in the ground. They cleared away the brush covering the entrance to the hole and saw it went some way into the ground and it was here the unfortunate dog had fallen. It was too deep for them to enter unaided, so while Emerald sat with the dog and called reassuringly down to it, Nigel ran for assistance. With the help of ropes and several strong farm workers, Nigel descended into the space. To his amazement, he found himself in a clay filled dome with shallow entrances going off to other underground galleries. At that time, with his focus on the injured dog, he had no inkling of the extent of it. It was later on, after they had time to explore, that the Huntingfords started to comprehend the amazing world which existed under their land.

                      Word spread, and they were offered a substantial amount of money by a mining company to mine the land. Locals, and others from further afield, wanted to visit the doline and many would try and do so, with or without seeking permission from the Huntingfords first. Some argued that if you don’t own the sky above your land, why should you have claim to the ground beneath?

                      The Huntingfords were wealthy and had no need or desire to sell the rights to their land. Eventually, their patience worn thin by the aggressive mining company and invasive tourists, they decided to defend their claim to the doline in court; a claim which they won. From that time on, as one generation of the family passed the secrets of the doline to another, guards were employed to keep watch over the entrance, that none may enter the underground world without the approval of the family.

                      And it seems none had, until now.

                      #4403
                      F LoveF Love
                      Participant

                        random plot generator

                        A BOOK SHOP – IT IS THE AFTERNOON AFTER ALBIE HIT HIS MOTHER WITH A FEATHER.

                        Newly unemployed ALBIE is arguing with his friend JENNY RAMSBOTTOM. ALBIE tries to hug JENNY but she shakes him off angrily.

                        ALBIE
                        Please Jenny, don’t leave me.

                        JENNY
                        I’m sorry Albie, but I’m looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away. You hit your mother with a feather! You could have just talked to her!

                        ALBIE
                        I am such a person!

                        JENNY
                        I’m sorry, Albie. I just don’t feel excited by this relationship anymore.

                        JENNY leaves and ALBIE sits down, looking defeated.

                        Moments later, gentle sweet shop owner MR MATT HUMBLE barges in looking flustered.

                        ALBIE
                        Goodness, Matt! Is everything okay?

                        MATT
                        I’m afraid not.

                        ALBIE
                        What is it? Don’t keep me in suspense…

                        MATT
                        It’s … a hooligan … I saw an evil hooligan frighten a bunch of elderly ladies!

                        ALBIE
                        Defenseless elderly ladies?

                        MATT
                        Yes, defenseless elderly ladies!

                        ALBIE
                        Bloomin’ heck, Matt! We’ve got to do something.

                        MATT
                        I agree, but I wouldn’t know where to start.

                        ALBIE
                        You can start by telling me where this happened.

                        MATT
                        I was…
                        MATT fans himself and begins to wheeze.

                        ALBIE
                        Focus Matt, focus! Where did it happen?

                        MATT
                        The Library! That’s right – the Library!

                        ALBIE springs up and begins to run.

                        EXT. A ROADCONTINUOUS

                        ALBIE rushes along the street, followed by MATT. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

                        INT. A LIBRARYSHORTLY AFTER

                        ROGER BLUNDER a forgetful hooligan terrorises two elderly ladies.

                        ALBIE, closely followed by MATT, rushes towards ROGER, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

                        MATT
                        What is is? What’s the matter?

                        ALBIE
                        That’s not just any old hooligan, that’s Roger Blunder!

                        MATT
                        Who’s Roger Blunder?

                        ALBIE
                        Who’s Roger Blunder? Who’s Roger Blunder? Only the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                        MATT
                        Blinkin’ knickers, Albie! We’re going to need some help if we’re going to stop the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                        ALBIE
                        You can say that again.

                        MATT
                        Blinkin’ knickers, Albie! We’re going to need some help if we’re going to stop the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                        ALBIE
                        I’m going to need candlesticks, lots of candlesticks.

                        Roger turns and sees Albie and Matt. He grins an evil grin.

                        ROGER
                        Albie Jones, we meet again!

                        MATT
                        You’ve met?

                        ALBIE
                        Yes. It was a long, long time ago…

                        EXT. A PARKBACK IN TIME

                        A young ALBIE is sitting in a park listening to some trance music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.

                        He looks up and sees ROGER. He takes off his headphones.

                        ROGER
                        Would you like some wine gums?

                        ALBIE’s eyes light up, but then he studies ROGER more closely, and looks uneasy.

                        ALBIE
                        I don’t know, you look kind of forgetful.

                        ROGER
                        Me? No. I’m not forgetful. I’m the least forgetful hooligan in the world.

                        ALBIE
                        Wait, you’re a hooligan?

                        ALBIE runs away, screaming.

                        INT. A LIBRARYPRESENT DAY

                        ROGER
                        You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.

                        MATT
                        (To ALBIE) You ran away?
                        ALBIE
                        (To MATT) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
                        ALBIE turns to ROGER.

                        ALBIE
                        I may have run away from you then, but I won’t run away this time!
                        ALBIE runs away.

                        He turns back and shouts.

                        ALBIE
                        I mean, I am running away, but I’ll be back – with candlesticks.

                        ROGER
                        I’m not scared of you.

                        ALBIE
                        You should be.

                        INT. A SWEET SHOPLATER THAT DAY

                        ALBIE and MATT walk around searching for something.

                        ALBIE
                        I feel sure I left my candlesticks somewhere around here.

                        MATT
                        Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly candlesticks.

                        ALBIE
                        You know nothing Matt Humble.

                        MATT
                        We’ve been searching for ages. I really don’t think they’re here.

                        Suddenly, ROGER appears, holding a pair of candlesticks.

                        ROGER
                        Looking for something?

                        MATT
                        Crikey, Albie, he’s got your candlesticks.

                        ALBIE
                        Tell me something I don’t already know!

                        MATT
                        The earth’s circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.

                        ALBIE
                        I know that already!

                        MATT
                        I’m afraid of dust.

                        ROGER
                        (appalled) Dude!

                        While ROGER is looking at MATT with disgust, ALBIE lunges forward and grabs his deadly candlesticks. He wields them, triumphantly.

                        ALBIE
                        Prepare to die, you forgetful aubergine!

                        ROGER
                        No please! All I did was frighten a bunch of elderly ladies!

                        JENNY enters, unseen by any of the others.

                        ALBIE
                        I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those elderly ladies were defenceless! Well now they have a defender – and that’s me! Albie Jones defender of innocent elderly ladies.

                        ROGER
                        Don’t hurt me! Please!

                        ALBIE
                        Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t use these candlesticks on you right away!

                        ROGER
                        Because Albie, I am your father.

                        ALBIE looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.

                        ALBIE
                        No you’re not!

                        ROGER
                        Ah well, it had to be worth a try.

                        ROGER tries to grab the candlesticks but ALBIE dodges out of the way.

                        ALBIE
                        Who’s the daddy now? Huh? Huh?

                        Unexpectedly, ROGER slumps to the ground.

                        MATT
                        Did he just faint?

                        ALBIE
                        I think so. Well that’s disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly candlesticks.

                        ALBIE crouches over ROGER’s body.

                        MATT
                        Be careful, Albie. It could be a trick.

                        ALBIE
                        No, it’s not a trick. It appears that… It would seem… Roger Blunder is dead!

                        ALBIE
                        What?

                        ALBIE
                        Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.

                        MATT claps his hands.

                        MATT
                        So your candlesticks did save the day, after all.

                        JENNY steps forward.

                        JENNY
                        Is it true? Did you kill the forgetful hooligan?

                        ALBIE
                        Jenny how long have you been…?

                        JENNY puts her arm around ALBIE.

                        JENNY
                        Long enough.

                        ALBIE
                        Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Roger Blunder.

                        JENNY
                        Then the elderly ladies are safe?

                        ALBIE
                        It does seem that way!

                        A crowd of vulnerable elderly ladies enter, looking relived.

                        JENNY
                        You are their hero.

                        The elderly ladies bow to ALBIE.

                        ALBIE
                        There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Roger Blunder will never frighten elderly ladies ever again, is enough for me.

                        JENNY
                        You are humble as well as brave! And I think that makes up for hitting your mother with a feather. It does in my opinion!

                        One of the elderly ladies passes ALBIE a healing ring

                        JENNY
                        I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.

                        ALBIE
                        I couldn’t possibly.
                        Pause.

                        ALBIE
                        Well, if you insist. It could come in handy when I go to the Doline tomorrow. With my friend Matt. It is dangerous and only for brave people and a healing ring could come in handy.

                        ALBIE takes the ring.

                        ALBIE
                        Thank you.
                        The elderly ladies bow their heads once more, and leave.

                        ALBIE turns to JENNY.

                        ALBIE
                        Does this mean you want me back?

                        JENNY
                        Oh, Albie, of course I want you back!
                        ALBIE smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.

                        ALBIE
                        Well you can’t have me.

                        JENNY
                        WHAT?

                        ALBIE
                        You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a hooligan to death before you would believe in me. I don’t want a lover like that. And I am going to the Doline and I may not be back!

                        JENNY
                        But…

                        ALBIE
                        Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin – my best friend, Matt.

                        MATT grins.

                        JENNY
                        But…

                        MATT
                        You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!

                        JENNY
                        Albie?

                        ALBIE
                        I’m sorry Jenny, but I think you should skidaddle.
                        JENNY leaves.

                        MATT turns to ALBIE.

                        MATT
                        Did you mean that? You know … that I’m your best friend?

                        ALBIE
                        Of course you are!
                        The two walk off arm in arm.

                        Suddenly MATT stops.

                        MATT
                        When I said I’m afraid of dust, you know I was just trying to distract the hooligan don’t you?

                        #4369
                        Jib
                        Participant

                          The door bell rang and Finnley left Liz confused by the present the maid had brought her from Bali. It was the statue of a man in a strange position. Liz had no clue what he was doing, but the statue was so big she could imaging using it as a stool with small silk cushion to make it more comfortable. It was made of wood. Liz touched the head of the statue and felt a momentary lapse.

                          “hum!”
                          Liz started. “Oh you’re back”, she said to Finnley with a smile. Finnley looked at her suspiciously.

                          “Did you take something while I was answering at the door?”

                          “Oh! right the door. Who was that?”

                          “Journalists. They are here for the documentary movie.”

                          The fleeting state of bliss was gone. “Journalists? For me?”

                          “For who else?” asked Finnley, raising her eyes. “Godfrey?”

                          #4351

                          “Oh no!” Margoritt swore loudly, “not that cursed rain again!”.
                          They were about to share what was left of the cake for dessert when the first booming strike of thunder resounded violently across the mountains.

                          She cupped her hands in front of her mouth to rally the troops over the noisy rumble of the heavy dark clouds. “Inside! Everyone inside!” — when the rains started in spring, they could go on for days, drenching the countryside in curtains of water.

                          The first drops falling, quickly extinguishing the candles, Rukshan raised his head to look at the darker skies covering completely the moon’s glow “This is no ordinary rain…”

                          “You bet, it isn’t!” Margoritt said, looking more sombre than she ever was. “That magical umbrella won’t be enough this time, we are probably going to have to sit that one out inside. Help me bring the animals inside.”

                          In front of the small cottage, everyone else started to hurry inside, bringing back the plates, cups and leftovers, while Rukshan was preparing some wood for the fire to keep the moist away.

                          “Has anybody seen Eleri?” Yorath’s look was concerned. “She seem to have disappeared somewhere as usual… But she hasn’t come back yet,… and I’m afraid she took a large bite of the trancing cake too. It’s not a good night to trance out.”

                          Rukshan was torn between waiting a bit longer, or going to search for her, which would be risking lives during the dark stormy night. He was about to offer to go outside himself when Gorrash said briskly:
                          “Let me go find her, this storm is nothing, and I’m used to the dark. You all should stay inside. If I don’t come back at the break of dawn, you can go out to look for us, but don’t worry too much about me, I’ll blend in.” He winked at Fox who smiled weakly. He didn’t like this type of cold rain. Its smell was damp and rotten.

                          “Thank you Gorrash, that is very noble of you. Please, take care of yourself, and be back soon.” Rukshan said as he opened the door which was now jerking violently against the darkest night.

                          #4334
                          TracyTracy
                          Participant

                            While the others were posturing and staring at each other threateningly like a pack of territorial stray dogs, Roberto inched closer to the mysterious sack. Something had started to protrude through a ragged hole in the side of the hessian weave. With a surreptitious glance at the others, who were still glaring at each other ~ with the exception of Godfrey who was still eyeing the lone peanut ~ he took another step closer. He bent down, ostensibly to flick a bit of mud from his trouser knee, and peered at the thing poking out of the sack.

                            “Why, it’s a tiny furled leaf!” he gasped. “It’s sprouting!” Like a sack of old potatoes left to rot in a damp corner, forgotten and discarded, a pale shoot was striking out in search of light.

                            Roberto held back when Liz demanded that Finnley lead her to the attic forthwith, followed by the Inspector. Godfrey shuffled along after them, picking up the stray peanut and popping it into his mouth. As soon as the gardener heard their footsteps creaking on the first floor landing, he made his move. There was life in that sack and he was going to give it the chance to thrive, to grow and blossom.

                            He knew just where to plant it. It would take some time to reach that place, but he knew what he must do.

                            Roberto set off for The Enchanted Woods, with a determined smile and a spring in his step. He was going to save the characters and grow them himself, nurture them all back to life.

                            #4309

                            The remembrance had made the magic book reappear in Rukshan’s bag, and with it, its leaves ripe with vibrant parts of the long ago story. Rukshan started to read, immediately engrossed by the story it told.

                            When the Heartswood was young, many thousands of years ago, during the Blissful Summer Age

                            WHO
                            — The Dark FAE
                            — The Mapster DWARF
                            — The Glade TROLL
                            — The Trickster DRYAD
                            — The Tricked GIRL
                            — The Laughing CRONE
                            — The Toothless DRAGON

                            ACT 1, SCENE 1 – THE PREPARATION

                            NARRATOR: It all started as an idea, small and unnoticeable, at first. Almost too frail to endure. But it soon found a fertile soil in the mind of seven improbable acolytes. It took roots and got nourishment from greed, envy, despair, sorrow, despondence, rebellion and other traits. And it grew. That growing idea bound them together, and in search of the way to obtain what it wanted, got them to work together to do an unthinkable thing. Rob the Heartswood of its treasure, the Crest Jewel of the Gods, the radiant Gem that was at its centre. It would be the end of their sorrow, the end of the Gods unfair power of all creation… The idea obscured all others, driving them to act.

                            FAE: Did you get the map?
                            DWARF: Of course, what do you think, I am no amateur. What do you bring to the table?
                            FAE: I bring the way out. But first things first, the map will get us there, but we still need a way in. What says your TROLL friend?
                            DWARF: He heard rumours, there is a DRYAD. Her tree is dying, she tried to petition the Gods, but to no avail. She will help.
                            FAE: Can your friend guarantee it?
                            DWARF: You have damn little trust. You will see, when she brings in the GIRL. She is the key to open the woods. Only an innocent heart can do it, so the DRYAD will trick her.
                            FAE: How? I want to know everything, I don’t like surprises. An unknowing acolyte is a threat to our little heist. What’s her story?
                            DWARF: I don’t know much. Something about a broken heart, a dead one, her lover maybe. The DRYAD told the GIRL she could bring her loved one back from the dead, in the holy woods.
                            FAE: I can work with that. So we are good then?
                            DWARF: You haven’t told me about your exit plan. What is it?
                            FAE: I can’t tell you, not now. We need the effect of surprise. Now go get the others, we will reconvene at the woods’ entrance, tomorrow night, at the darkest moon of the darkest day.

                            SCENE 2 – THE CURIOUS GODMOTHER

                            GIRL: Godmother, I need to go, you are not to worry.
                            CRONE (cackling): Let me come with you, the woods are not safe at this time of the year. The Stranger is surely out there to get you.
                            GIRL: No, no, Godmother, please stay, you cannot help me, you need to rest.

                            Rukshan looked at some of the blank pages, there were still missing patches

                            ACT 2 – SCENE 3 – THE HEIST

                            In the heart of the Heartswoods

                            TROLL: Let me break that crystal, so we can share it!
                            GIRL (reaching for it to protect it): No! I need it whole!
                            DRYAD (in suave tone): Let it go! I will protect it and give you what you want…
                            GIRL: Your promises are worthless! You lied to me!
                            CRONE: (cackles) Told you!
                            DWARF: Give it to me!
                            FAE (quieting everyone): Let’s be calm, friends. Everyone can get what they want.

                            GIRL (startled): Eek! A Guardian DRAGON! We are doomed!
                            FAE (reaching too late for the crystal): Oh no, it had broken in seven pieces. I will put them in this bag, each of us will get one piece after we leave. (to the DRAGON) Lead the way out of this burning circle!
                            DWARF (understanding): Oh, that was your exit strategy…
                            FAE (rolling eyes): Obvious-ly.

                            That was all that the book had to show at the time. Rukshan thought the writer got a little lazier with the writing as the story went, but it was good enough to understand more or less what had happened.

                            There was one last thing that was shown in the book.

                            WHAT THEY STOLE
                            — Shard of Infinite Knowledge
                            — Shard of Transmutation and Shapeshifting
                            — Shard of Ubiquity and Teleportation
                            — Shard of Infinite Influence and Telepathy
                            — Shard of Infinite Life and Death
                            — Shard of Grace and Miracles
                            — Shard of Infinite Strength

                            #4306

                            The drizzle wasn’t meant to last. At least that’s what the smell in the air was telling Fox. With the night it was getting colder and the drizzle would soon turn into small ice crystals, and maybe worse.
                            “We should get going,” Fox said, enjoying the last pieces of rabbit stew. The dwarf had been busy looking around in the leafless bushes and behind the tree trunks. He had been silent the whole time and Fox was beginning to worry.
                            “What have you been doing anyway?” he asked. “Are you hunting? You can still have a piece of that stew before I swallow it.” He handed his bowl toward the dwarf, who grumpfed without looking at Fox.
                            “I don’t eat. I’m a stone dwarf. I think I get recharged by daylight.”
                            Gorash kept on looking around very intently.
                            “We should get going,” repeated Fox. The weather is going to be worse.
                            “Grmpf. I don’t care. I’m made to stay outside. I’m a stone statue.”
                            “Well even stone gets cracked with the help of ice when temperature drops below zero. How am I supposed to carry you if you fall into pieces,” said Fox. He thought his idea rather cunning, but he had no idea if Gorash would be affected by the bad weather or not, since he was not really like stone during the night.

                            “And what are you looking for? It’s winter, there’s not much of anything behind those naked bushes.”
                            “It’s Easter. You had your rabbit. I want my eggs,” said the dwarf.
                            “Oh.” Fox was speechless for a few moments. He too had been thinking of the colourful eggs of the dwarf’s friend they had left in the witch’s garden. He wondered what had happened to it? Gorash had been gloomier and gloomier since they had left the garden and Fox didn’t understand why. He had thought his friend happy to go on a quest and see the outside world. But something was missing, and now Fox realised what it was.

                            He didn’t really know what to say to comfort the dwarf, so he said nothing. Instead he thought about the strange seasonal pattern shifts. If it was Easter then it should be spring time, but the temperatures were still a havoc. And the trees had no leaves in that part of the forest. Fox remembered the clock tower of the city had had some problems functioning recently, maybe it was all connected. The problems with the bad smell around the city, the nonsensical seasonal changes and that gloomy quest… maybe it was all connected.

                            Fox gulped the last pieces of rabbit stew without enjoying it. He licked the inside of the bowl and put it in his backpack without further cleaning. He had suddenly realised that it was not much use to ask Gorash’s permission to leave as Fox was doing all the walk during the day anyway. So he could as well do it at night. He didn’t have as much difficulties to put out the fire as he had lighting it up. He cleaned the place as much as he could and then looked around him. The night was dark, the drizzle had turned into small snow flakes. Fox smelled the air. It would soon turn into bigger flakes. The dwarf could stay outside if he wanted, but Fox needed to move. Let him follow if he wants to.

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