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    Despite using his human form frequently, Tak was at heart still the same little gibbon his friend had found in the bamboo forest.

    A lot of his inner turmoil had been transformed, like a new skin on a wound, especially after the ceremony. He no longer felt the weight of the other lives they had lived, nor the stir of revenge that was festering inside. His heart was like a forest after a fire, growing anew, fresh below the cover of dead ashes.

    During the past months, he had been mostly busy with himself. He couldn’t avoid the classes that Rukshan would teach him in the morning, but it still left a good deal of free time. He would wander in the nearby woods, listening to the sounds, exploring where it felt safe enough, and at times jumping from branch to branch in his gibbon form.
    He could feel Fox was a bit envious at times —struggling too much to retain his human form. It would become more difficult with the age, to stay longer in a form especially if you started to master it later in age. So he had to enjoy and relish the fact he was still young.

    In the forest, he had felt disturbance, but nothing like the ghosts that had chased them a long time back. There was work done at a distance, and it displaced creatures, the forest was angry. His companions too, and Fox was talking about doing sabotage work. Rukshan had asked him to take no part in it, but there was no telling how long he could resist the call.

    When he entered that night back in the cabin, there was a strange smell, something subtle and precious, like smokey and peppered with ambergris and with a feel of dew on a fresh lettuce. It came from a small package on the drawer in the burka lady’s quarter.
    It smelt too good. Surreptitiously he entered the room and opened the little thing, there was a creamy substance in it. Surely some nice spread for freshly baked bread.
    He couldn’t resist, the smell was tantalising. He dipped one finger, licked it, and… wow… in three quick gulps, licked the whole thing clear.

    Tak was at heart still the same mischievous little gibbon his mother loved so much.

    #4462

    Night had fallen when Rukshan came back to the cottage. He was thinking that they could wait a little bit for the trip. He did not like that much the idea of trusting the safety of their group to a stranger, even if it was a friend of Lhamom. They were not in such a rush after all.

    Rukshan looked at their luxuriant newly grown pergola. Thanks to the boost potion Glynis had prepared, it had only took a week to reach its full size and they have been able to enjoy it since the start of the unusual hot spell. The creatures that had hatched from the colourful eggs Gorrash had brought with him were flowing around the branches creating a nice glowing concerto of lights, inside and out.

    It was amazing how everyone were combining their resources and skills to make this little community function. In the shadow of the pergola there was an empty pedestal that Fox had built and Eleri had decorated with nice grapes carvings. Gorrash was certainly on patrol with the owls. His friends had thought that a pedestal would be more comfortable and the pergola would keep Gorrash’s stone from the scorching heat of the sun. Also, he wouldn’t get covered in mud during the sudden heavy rains accompanying the hot spell.

    Seeing the beautiful pedestal and the carved little stairs he could use to climb up, Gorrash had tried to hide the tears in his eyes. He mumbled it was due to some desert dust not to appear emotional, but they all knew his hard shell harboured the softest heart.

    The dwarf had repaid them in an unexpected way. Every day just before sunrise, he would take a big plate in his hands and jumped on the pedestal before turning to stone. It allowed them to put grapes or other fruits that they could eat under the shadow of the of the pergola.

    Rukshan came into the house and he found Margoritt sitting at the dining table on which there was a small parchment roll. Her angry look was so unusual that Rukshan’s felt his chest tighten.

    “They sent me a bloody pigeon,” she said when she arrived. She took the roll and handed it to Rukshan. “The city council… Leroway… he accuses us of unauthorised expansion of the house, of unauthorised construction on communal ground, and of unlicensed trade of manufactured goods.” Margoritt’s face was twisted with pain as the said the words.

    Rukshan winced. Too much bad news were arriving at the same time. If there was a pattern, it seemed rather chaotic and harassing.

    “They threaten us to send a bailif if we don’t stop our illegal activities and if we don’t pay the extra taxes they reclaim,” she continued. “I’m speechless at the guile of that man.”

    Rukshan smiled, he wondered if Margoritt could ever be rendered speechless by anything except for bad flu. He uncoiled the roll and quickly skimmed through the long string of accusations. Many of them were unfair and, to his own opinion unjustified. Since when the forest belonged to Leroway’s city? It had always been sacred ground, and its own master.

    “I have no money,” said Margoritt. “It’s so unfair. I can’t fight with that man. I’m too old and tired.”

    “Don’t forget we are all in the same cottage, Margoritt. It’s not just you. Eventhough, they clearly want to evict us,” said Rukshan. “Even if we had enough money, they would not let us stay.” He showed her the small roll. “The list of accusations is so ludicrous that it’s clearly a ploy to get rid of us. First, that road they want to build through the forest, now evicting us from the ground.” And those bad omens from the mountain, he thought with a shiver.

    “We are not going to give them that satisfaction, are we?” asked Margoritt, pleading like a little girl. “We have to find something Rukshan,” she said. “You have to help me fight Leroway.”

    “Ahem,” said a rockous voice. Gorrash had returned from his patrol. “I know where to find money,” he added. “At leas, I think I know. I had another dream about my maker. It’s just bits and pieces, but I’m sure he hid some treasure in the mountains. There was that big blue diamond, glowing as brightly as a blue sun. And other things.”

    A big blue diamond? It sounds familiar. Rukshan thought. There was an old fae legend that mentioned a blue diamond but he couldn’t remember. Is it connected to the blue light Olliver mentioned earlier? He wondered.

    “That’s it! You have to go find this treasure,” said Margoritt.

    Rukshan sighed as he could feel the first symptoms of a headache. There was so much to think about, so much to do. He massaged his temples. The trip had suddenly become urgent, but they also had to leave someone behind to help Margoritt with the “Leroway problem”. And he winced as he wondered who was going to take care of that road business. It was clear to him that he couldn’t be everywhere at the same time. He would have to delegate.

    He thought of the telebats. Maybe he could teach the others how to use them so that he could keep in touch and manage everything at distance. He sighed again. Who would be subtle and sensitive enough to master the telebats in time?

    #4461

    Rukshan went into the forest and looked carefully for a particular creature. It was almost nightfall and there should be some of them already out on the branches. The air was cooler in the evening, thanks also to the big trees protecting them from the scorching sun, and Rukshan couldn’t help but think that the climate was really going haywire. One day cold, one week hot and wet. And this bad omen feeling that everybody seemed to get recently. He knew it was time to go, and despite the comfort of Margoritt’s cottage, he was starting to feel restless.

    He was making a lost of noise, stepping on every dry twigs he could find. A couple of rabbits and the crowd of their offsprings jumped away, a deer looked at him as if he was some vulgar neighbour and the birds flew away, disturbed during their evening serenades. But this was the kind of noise that would attract the telebats, small nocturnal animals that you could use for long distance communication.

    He found one on an old oak tree. It seemed to be in resonance with his cracking twigs. Rukshan hurried and caught it before the spell of his steps would dissipate.

    “Rukshan to Lhamom: Hope everything’s fine. Stop. Something happened. Stop. Need help organise trip to mountains. Over,” he whispered in the sensitive ears of the small animal. The telebat listened carefully and opened its little mouth, making sounds that no normal ears could hear. Maybe Fox could have, but he would have found it as annoying as the cracking twigs. Then Rukshan waited.

    The answer wasn’t long to come. He knew it because the ears of the creature vibrated at high frequency. He listened into the creature’s left ear where he could hear the answer.

    “Lhamom to Rukshan: Father not well. Stop. I’m worried. Stop. Have to go home take care of him. Stop. I send Drummis to help you. Over.”

    Rukshan responded with “Thanks. Stop. Hope everything well with Father. Stop. Have safe trip home. Over.”

    He hung up the telebat on the branch where he found it, and gave it a moth that he had found on his way.
    Rukshan frowned. He have never met Drummis. He wondered if he could trust him.

    #4455
    TracyTracy
    Participant

      The biggest shock of all was finding the unposted draft comment under the random rewreights story, but what on earth was it all about?

      “Interestingly such bodies alone while the heads cling to — when they felt the desire for movement, that is.

      At least, that’s what the Forehead was thinking while shaving — as it did not have enough appendages to be able to meditate while defecating, which was by far, it was told, the best method of enlightenment known to Peasmen and other sensible beings.
      Anyway, how odder can it be, it thought again. It may well be time to shift all of this a bit — why would each head need such a renewal of bodies and thus incarnations (or more properly, “embodiments”) without itself changing. Funnily enough, the alien bodies had in fact no need for heads. They actually had more than one: one for each of the sensory tendrils coming out of their shoulders. And according to them, Peasland bodies could very well start their ®evolution just now.
      alone were reproducing while the heads had to constantly find out new bodies to cling to — when they felt the desire for movement, that is.

      At least, that’s what the Forehead was thinking while shaving — as it did not have enough appendages to be able to meditate while defecating, which was by far, it was told, the best method of enlightenment known to Peasmen and other sensible beings.
      Anyway, how odder can it be, it thought again. It may well be time to shift all of this a bit — why would each head need such a renewal of bodies and thus incarnations (or more properly, “embodiments”) without itself changing. Funnily enough, the alien bodies had in fact no need for heads. They actually had more than one: one for each of the sensory tendrils coming out of their shoulders. And according to them, Peasland bodies could very well start their ®evolution just now.”

      Liz was baffled, and decided to go and sit in the sun and think about it and see if any of this had helped, before continuing.

      #4453
      TracyTracy
      Participant

        Liz had an idea, and was glad that the others were all out on a day trip to the museum so that she could think about it without interruptions. It had occurred to her that there was probably a theme right under their noses regarding the multitudes of non endings in the stories. Where exactly had they all ended without actually ending?

        Sure enough, the first one she looked at seemed promising with the mention of sheets:

        “Yurick woke up from another spell of dreams. The patterns of the bedsheets where as though his newly inserted tile was creating a strong combination with other tiles.
        In his puzzlement, he forgot to take a physical dream snapshot…”

        Liz had had a personal breakthrough with bedsheets recently, and was pleased with this encouraging start.

        When Liz looked at the next non ending of a story, she wondered if this would prove to be a theme: the characters themselves had gone missing.

        “I haven’t heard a word from Lavender for the longest time, Lilac was wondering, When was the last time? Lavender, where ARE you?”

        Liz had a slight jolt when she saw the non ending of the story after that, worried that she would find a trend of herself being the last writer to comment. What would that mean, she wondered?

        “Minky was looking smug. “Enjoying the ride?”

        Ending with a question? Well, that was something to think about. Liz was relived to find she wasn’t the last writer to write in the next story:

        “For once, Arona was completely unconcerned about continuity.
        “I wonder if we could harness the power of the wind to create a flash mob to amuse and entertain me?” she suggested.
        Vincentius pondered for a moment “I did once employ a hamster to power a night light, so I don’t see why not.”

        Smiling at the continuity remark, Liz pondered the nature of the message in this one. Anything can be created to amuse… can it be that easy?

        Another nasty jolt as Liz read the last entry in the following story, considering the irritating few days she had just had with the online payment company:

        “She clicked with her dysfunctionning mouse and invalidated the transaction again.”

        Well, Liz said to herself, I certainly hope that little chuckle will have helped change the online transaction situation going on here presently!

        #4450
        ÉricÉric
        Keymaster

          Starting from the end of the story, Albie finally understood where the traveler had come from, and why.

          In retrospect, it explained a lot. Why the story was going nowhere for enders.
          It begged to be turned around! — back to its origin. Otherwise, readers of the pages of the story couldn’t help but be taken by bouts of anterograde amnesia.

          All the forward looking thinking, the futurists, bound to become caught in a loop! Fighting for a patch of the present, while the expanse was to be discovered in the expired. Truth was in the return. Funny how regression seemed a word tainted of passéism, while it could in turn evoke seismic progress — regression therapy!

          So let us start from the end. The traveler had arrived, she’d come from the other side of the page. Turning that back, a whole new story was to be written of what led her to the Doline.

          #4449
          ÉricÉric
          Keymaster

            “Speaking of green stuff, what’s with Roberto and his new green mohican?” whispered Godfrey conspiratorially to Liz. He kinds of look just like a Mary river turtle now… Only with less moss around the nose…”
            “I think it’s one of Finnley’s idea of a practical joke… She may have suggested that it would look cute on him.”
            Godfrey paused, considering the thought. “Well, that for sure would make it nicely into your new book, Liz’,” he said pointedly.

            “A new book?” Finnley couldn’t help but overhear, and had faked the loveliest enticed look on her face.

            Liz’, who wasn’t one to be fazed by the rumbustious maid quickly snapped back “Yes, it’ll start in the most unexpected manner you see. With an ending.”

            #4446

            Margoritt’s left knee was painful that day. Last time it hurt so much was twenty years ago, during that notorious drought when a fire started and almost burnt the whole forest down. Only a powerful spell from the Fae people could stop it. But today they sky was clear, and the forest was enjoying a high degree of humidity from the last magic rain. Margoritt, who was not such a young lady anymore dismissed the pain as a sign of old age.
            You have to accept yourself as you are at some point, she sighed.

            The guests were still there, and everyone was participating to the life of the community. Eleri, who had been sick had been taken care of in turn by Fox and Glynnis, while Rukshan had reorganised the functioning of the farm. They now had a second cow and produced enough milk to make cakes and butter that they sold to the neighbouring Faes, and they had a small herd of Rainbow Lamas that produced the softest already colourful wool, among other things. Gorrash, awoken at night, had formed an alliance with the owls that helped them to keep the area clear of mice and rats and was also in charge of the weekly night fireworks.

            The strange colourful eggs had hatched recently giving birth to strange little creatures that were not yet sure of which shape to adopt. They sometimes looked like cuddly kittens, sometimes like cute puppies, or mischievous monkeys. They always took the form of a creature with a tail, except when they were frightened and turned into a puddle. It had been hard for Margoritt who mistook them for dog pee, but Fox had been very helpful with his keen sense of smell and washing away the poor creatures had been avoided. Nobody had any idea if they could survive once diluted in water.

            The day was going great, Margoritt sat on her rocking chair enjoying a fresh nettle lassi on the terrace while doing some embroidery work on Eleri’s blouse. Her working kit was on a small stool in front of her. Working with her hands helped her forget about her knee and also made her feel useful in this youthful community where everybody wanted to help her. She was rather proud of her last design representing a young girl and a god statue holding hands together. She didn’t think of herself as a matchmaker, but sometimes you just had to give a little push when fate didn’t want to do its job.

            Micawber Minn arrived, his face as long as the Lamazon river. He had the latest newspaper with him and put it on Margoritt’s lap. Surprise and a sudden sharp and burning pain in her knee made her left leg jerk forward, strewing all her needles onto the floor. Margoritt, upset, looked at the puddle of lassi sluggishly starting to covering them up.
            “What…” she began.
            “Read the damn paper,” said Minn.

            She did. The front page mentioned the reelection of Leroway as Lord Mayor, despite his poor results in developing the region.
            “Well, that’s not surprising,” Margoritt said with a shrug, starting to feel angry at Minn for frightening her.
            “Read further,” said Minn suddenly looking cynical.
            Margoritt continued and gasped. Her face turned blank.
            “That’s not possible. We need to tell the other,” she said. “We can not let Leroway build his road through the forest.”

            #4442

            In reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud

            TracyTracy
            Participant

              sun bird
              careful started beginning mushrooms
              desire spell glass hope floor
              night taking melon send turned behind fur
              dust elderly approaching

              #4430
              F LoveF Love
              Participant

                One spring day in 1822, so the story goes, Emerald Huntingford was walking the family dog on the extensive family estate, when the dog ran into a densely wooded area in hot pursuit of a rabbit. This was not uncommon, however on this occasion Emerald whistled and called but the dog did not return to her. She ran back to the house and shouted for her brother, Nigel, to help her find the it.

                After several hours of frantic searching, for it was a much loved family pet, and just as they were beginning to despair, they heard whimpering coming from a hole in the ground. They cleared away the brush covering the entrance to the hole and saw it went some way into the ground and it was here the unfortunate dog had fallen. It was too deep for them to enter unaided, so while Emerald sat with the dog and called reassuringly down to it, Nigel ran for assistance. With the help of ropes and several strong farm workers, Nigel descended into the space. To his amazement, he found himself in a clay filled dome with shallow entrances going off to other underground galleries. At that time, with his focus on the injured dog, he had no inkling of the extent of it. It was later on, after they had time to explore, that the Huntingfords started to comprehend the amazing world which existed under their land.

                Word spread, and they were offered a substantial amount of money by a mining company to mine the land. Locals, and others from further afield, wanted to visit the doline and many would try and do so, with or without seeking permission from the Huntingfords first. Some argued that if you don’t own the sky above your land, why should you have claim to the ground beneath?

                The Huntingfords were wealthy and had no need or desire to sell the rights to their land. Eventually, their patience worn thin by the aggressive mining company and invasive tourists, they decided to defend their claim to the doline in court; a claim which they won. From that time on, as one generation of the family passed the secrets of the doline to another, guards were employed to keep watch over the entrance, that none may enter the underground world without the approval of the family.

                And it seems none had, until now.

                #4427
                F LoveF Love
                Participant

                  “Oh, rrrrrrright. So now somebody wants to conferrrrr with me,” said Finnley petulantly, clearly still galled about the key fiasco. Not to mention the small-maid-in-the-large-trunk fiasco.

                  “Oh okay! I’ll confer,” she conceded quickly as Roberto started to wander off again.

                  #4422

                  In reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud

                  TracyTracy
                  Participant

                    real basket candlesticks liz brought
                    starting writing attention roberto
                    quietly teach case virtual green
                    forget hooligan sack hut
                    night give

                    #4419

                    In reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud

                    ÉricÉric
                    Keymaster

                      come interest mud completely forget
                      follow boring dragon ceiling spell
                      latest further dreams liz forgetful
                      realised starting towards death run quietly

                      #4418
                      ÉricÉric
                      Keymaster

                        “Hold right there!”

                        Liz’ looked over her shoulder to see the too familiar trenchcoat of Walter.

                        “Blimey! What are you doing here, lurking in the dark, you gave me a mighty fright!”

                        “It’s the Good Thoughts Police! Freeze your pen right where you are! We had our eyes on you ever since you started introduce all the queer characters!”

                        “What do mean, silly goose. All my characters have been queer, and I mean that as a compliment!”

                        “Shush now! Blatant racism, and hints of sexism and female coercion, you can’t deny that now! Black on white -err, I mean… Look at what you’ve done to the poor maid! You better write this off before the rest of the Political Correct Bureau is sending the cavalry!”

                        #4410
                        TracyTracy
                        Participant

                          “Unhand me, you insubordinate wench!” cried Liz. “How very dare you manhandle me like that!” Liz struggled weakly to free herself of Anna’s vice like grip on her arm.

                          “Godfrey told me to make sure you stayed in bed,” the new maid hissed, “So you don’t spread your germs to the rest of us. Please,” she started wheedling, “Come back to bed like a good girl.”

                          Liz sputtered in rage, her face turning an alarming shade of puce. “How dare….” she started, and then doubled over. “Take me to the lavatory this instant!”

                          #4406

                          In reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud

                          TracyTracy
                          Participant

                            mansion away
                            believe woke hut
                            enchanted laughing ladies
                            master matter
                            rainbow carried approaching silence
                            starting fact thoughts
                            question turns wet
                            breakfast

                            #4403
                            F LoveF Love
                            Participant

                              random plot generator

                              A BOOK SHOP – IT IS THE AFTERNOON AFTER ALBIE HIT HIS MOTHER WITH A FEATHER.

                              Newly unemployed ALBIE is arguing with his friend JENNY RAMSBOTTOM. ALBIE tries to hug JENNY but she shakes him off angrily.

                              ALBIE
                              Please Jenny, don’t leave me.

                              JENNY
                              I’m sorry Albie, but I’m looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away. You hit your mother with a feather! You could have just talked to her!

                              ALBIE
                              I am such a person!

                              JENNY
                              I’m sorry, Albie. I just don’t feel excited by this relationship anymore.

                              JENNY leaves and ALBIE sits down, looking defeated.

                              Moments later, gentle sweet shop owner MR MATT HUMBLE barges in looking flustered.

                              ALBIE
                              Goodness, Matt! Is everything okay?

                              MATT
                              I’m afraid not.

                              ALBIE
                              What is it? Don’t keep me in suspense…

                              MATT
                              It’s … a hooligan … I saw an evil hooligan frighten a bunch of elderly ladies!

                              ALBIE
                              Defenseless elderly ladies?

                              MATT
                              Yes, defenseless elderly ladies!

                              ALBIE
                              Bloomin’ heck, Matt! We’ve got to do something.

                              MATT
                              I agree, but I wouldn’t know where to start.

                              ALBIE
                              You can start by telling me where this happened.

                              MATT
                              I was…
                              MATT fans himself and begins to wheeze.

                              ALBIE
                              Focus Matt, focus! Where did it happen?

                              MATT
                              The Library! That’s right – the Library!

                              ALBIE springs up and begins to run.

                              EXT. A ROADCONTINUOUS

                              ALBIE rushes along the street, followed by MATT. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

                              INT. A LIBRARYSHORTLY AFTER

                              ROGER BLUNDER a forgetful hooligan terrorises two elderly ladies.

                              ALBIE, closely followed by MATT, rushes towards ROGER, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

                              MATT
                              What is is? What’s the matter?

                              ALBIE
                              That’s not just any old hooligan, that’s Roger Blunder!

                              MATT
                              Who’s Roger Blunder?

                              ALBIE
                              Who’s Roger Blunder? Who’s Roger Blunder? Only the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                              MATT
                              Blinkin’ knickers, Albie! We’re going to need some help if we’re going to stop the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                              ALBIE
                              You can say that again.

                              MATT
                              Blinkin’ knickers, Albie! We’re going to need some help if we’re going to stop the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                              ALBIE
                              I’m going to need candlesticks, lots of candlesticks.

                              Roger turns and sees Albie and Matt. He grins an evil grin.

                              ROGER
                              Albie Jones, we meet again!

                              MATT
                              You’ve met?

                              ALBIE
                              Yes. It was a long, long time ago…

                              EXT. A PARKBACK IN TIME

                              A young ALBIE is sitting in a park listening to some trance music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.

                              He looks up and sees ROGER. He takes off his headphones.

                              ROGER
                              Would you like some wine gums?

                              ALBIE’s eyes light up, but then he studies ROGER more closely, and looks uneasy.

                              ALBIE
                              I don’t know, you look kind of forgetful.

                              ROGER
                              Me? No. I’m not forgetful. I’m the least forgetful hooligan in the world.

                              ALBIE
                              Wait, you’re a hooligan?

                              ALBIE runs away, screaming.

                              INT. A LIBRARYPRESENT DAY

                              ROGER
                              You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.

                              MATT
                              (To ALBIE) You ran away?
                              ALBIE
                              (To MATT) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
                              ALBIE turns to ROGER.

                              ALBIE
                              I may have run away from you then, but I won’t run away this time!
                              ALBIE runs away.

                              He turns back and shouts.

                              ALBIE
                              I mean, I am running away, but I’ll be back – with candlesticks.

                              ROGER
                              I’m not scared of you.

                              ALBIE
                              You should be.

                              INT. A SWEET SHOPLATER THAT DAY

                              ALBIE and MATT walk around searching for something.

                              ALBIE
                              I feel sure I left my candlesticks somewhere around here.

                              MATT
                              Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly candlesticks.

                              ALBIE
                              You know nothing Matt Humble.

                              MATT
                              We’ve been searching for ages. I really don’t think they’re here.

                              Suddenly, ROGER appears, holding a pair of candlesticks.

                              ROGER
                              Looking for something?

                              MATT
                              Crikey, Albie, he’s got your candlesticks.

                              ALBIE
                              Tell me something I don’t already know!

                              MATT
                              The earth’s circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.

                              ALBIE
                              I know that already!

                              MATT
                              I’m afraid of dust.

                              ROGER
                              (appalled) Dude!

                              While ROGER is looking at MATT with disgust, ALBIE lunges forward and grabs his deadly candlesticks. He wields them, triumphantly.

                              ALBIE
                              Prepare to die, you forgetful aubergine!

                              ROGER
                              No please! All I did was frighten a bunch of elderly ladies!

                              JENNY enters, unseen by any of the others.

                              ALBIE
                              I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those elderly ladies were defenceless! Well now they have a defender – and that’s me! Albie Jones defender of innocent elderly ladies.

                              ROGER
                              Don’t hurt me! Please!

                              ALBIE
                              Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t use these candlesticks on you right away!

                              ROGER
                              Because Albie, I am your father.

                              ALBIE looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.

                              ALBIE
                              No you’re not!

                              ROGER
                              Ah well, it had to be worth a try.

                              ROGER tries to grab the candlesticks but ALBIE dodges out of the way.

                              ALBIE
                              Who’s the daddy now? Huh? Huh?

                              Unexpectedly, ROGER slumps to the ground.

                              MATT
                              Did he just faint?

                              ALBIE
                              I think so. Well that’s disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly candlesticks.

                              ALBIE crouches over ROGER’s body.

                              MATT
                              Be careful, Albie. It could be a trick.

                              ALBIE
                              No, it’s not a trick. It appears that… It would seem… Roger Blunder is dead!

                              ALBIE
                              What?

                              ALBIE
                              Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.

                              MATT claps his hands.

                              MATT
                              So your candlesticks did save the day, after all.

                              JENNY steps forward.

                              JENNY
                              Is it true? Did you kill the forgetful hooligan?

                              ALBIE
                              Jenny how long have you been…?

                              JENNY puts her arm around ALBIE.

                              JENNY
                              Long enough.

                              ALBIE
                              Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Roger Blunder.

                              JENNY
                              Then the elderly ladies are safe?

                              ALBIE
                              It does seem that way!

                              A crowd of vulnerable elderly ladies enter, looking relived.

                              JENNY
                              You are their hero.

                              The elderly ladies bow to ALBIE.

                              ALBIE
                              There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Roger Blunder will never frighten elderly ladies ever again, is enough for me.

                              JENNY
                              You are humble as well as brave! And I think that makes up for hitting your mother with a feather. It does in my opinion!

                              One of the elderly ladies passes ALBIE a healing ring

                              JENNY
                              I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.

                              ALBIE
                              I couldn’t possibly.
                              Pause.

                              ALBIE
                              Well, if you insist. It could come in handy when I go to the Doline tomorrow. With my friend Matt. It is dangerous and only for brave people and a healing ring could come in handy.

                              ALBIE takes the ring.

                              ALBIE
                              Thank you.
                              The elderly ladies bow their heads once more, and leave.

                              ALBIE turns to JENNY.

                              ALBIE
                              Does this mean you want me back?

                              JENNY
                              Oh, Albie, of course I want you back!
                              ALBIE smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.

                              ALBIE
                              Well you can’t have me.

                              JENNY
                              WHAT?

                              ALBIE
                              You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a hooligan to death before you would believe in me. I don’t want a lover like that. And I am going to the Doline and I may not be back!

                              JENNY
                              But…

                              ALBIE
                              Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin – my best friend, Matt.

                              MATT grins.

                              JENNY
                              But…

                              MATT
                              You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!

                              JENNY
                              Albie?

                              ALBIE
                              I’m sorry Jenny, but I think you should skidaddle.
                              JENNY leaves.

                              MATT turns to ALBIE.

                              MATT
                              Did you mean that? You know … that I’m your best friend?

                              ALBIE
                              Of course you are!
                              The two walk off arm in arm.

                              Suddenly MATT stops.

                              MATT
                              When I said I’m afraid of dust, you know I was just trying to distract the hooligan don’t you?

                              #4401
                              TracyTracy
                              Participant

                                Aunt Idle:

                                Amazing how you can change your mind about things in the twinkling of an eye, and as I said to Bert (when he’d come down off those mushrooms or whatever was in those brownies that passing hippy gave him on the way to the guru camp over at the old copperworks place), I said to Bert, Bert I said, if you own the place lock stock and barrel, our financial worries are over. He said don’t be daft, you can’t eat the windows and doors, and what about all these dogs to feed, they can’t eat wooden beams, and I said, no listen Bert, I’ve had an idea. We don’t like banks, that’s true, and we don’t like debts, but why stand on principle and shoot yourself in the foot, I said, and I’ve heard about this thing with old people like us, that you can get the bank to give you loads of cash, and you don’t even have to pay them back until after you’re dead, and then he said, don’t be daft, how can you pay them back when you’re dead and I said Exactly, Bert! This is the beauty of it, and who knows if there will even be any more banks by the time we kick the bucket anyway, why not have our cake now and eat it, that’s what I said to Bert. And so he says, Well go on then, tell me why the bank would give us cash an I told him that they give you money because you own a house, and then when you snuff it, they have their money back. So Bert says, Yeah but they take far too much money, it’s another bank scam! And I said, Who the fuck cares, if we get the cash now when we need it? And then he said, Yeah, but what about the kids? I was gonna leave it to the kids, and I said, and I’ll be quite frank here, Fuck the kids! Who in the hell knows what the future will be like for the kids, and I told him straight: You can’t plan you’re own future, let alone trying to plan the kid’s future. Now is what matters, and right now, I need a new camera, and I need to get those tax hounds off my back. Then Bert started to smile and said, Hey, I could get me them new false teeth.

                                #4378
                                TracyTracy
                                Participant

                                  “The mansion to yourself?” snorted Liz. “You, Godfrey, will be going on ahead to make sure everything is ready for us. We’d like a nice leafy garden and a balcony, and do make sure we have a really good cook.”

                                  “And we want first class tickets,” added Finnley. “Because we are worth it,” she added defiantly, noticing the various raised eyebrows. “I’ll go and find Roberto then shall I?”

                                  “That’s a very good question, Finnley. Where the devil is he anyway? Godfrey, perhaps you should go and find him, and lay the law down a bit about wandering off the thread while on duty.”

                                  “Funnily enough,” said Godfrey, clearing his throat, “Roberto appears to have fetched up in Mumbai. He was spotted a few days ago chasing chickens and trying to stuff them into a story thread. I was, ahem, going to mention it…”

                                  Liz was just about to start complaining about always being the last to know what was going on, when a thought struck her about how marvelously fortuitous it was that she wanted Godfrey to go on ahead to India, and to also look for Roberto ~ who was conveniently in India!

                                  #4370

                                  The memories of the strange vision had faded away. Only the feeling of awe was lingering in his heart.

                                  Fox was walking in the forest near Margoritt’s cottage. The smell of humid soil was everywhere. Despite it being mostly decomposing leaves and insects, Fox found it quite pleasant. It carried within it childhood memories of running outside after the rain whild Master Gibbon was trying to teach him cleanliness. It had been a game for many years to roll into the mud and play with the malleable forest ground to make shapes of foxes and other animals to make a public to Gibbon’s teachings.

                                  Fox had been walking around listening to the sucking sound made by his steps to help him focus back on reality. He was trying to catch sunlight patches with his bare feet, the sensations were cold and exquisite. The noise of the heavy rain had been replaced by the random dripping of the drops falling from the canopy as the trees were letting go of the excess of water they received.

                                  It was not long before he found Gorrash. The dwarf was back in his statue state, he was face down, deep in the mud. Fox crouched down and gripped his friend where he could. He tried to release him from the ground but the mud was stronger, sucking, full of water.

                                  “You can leave him there and wait the soil to dry. You can’t fight with water”, said Margorrit. “And I think that when it’s dry, we’ll have a nice half-mold to make a copy of your friend.”

                                  Fox laughed. “You have so many strange ideas”, he told the old woman.

                                  “Well, it has been my strength and my weakness, I have two hands and a strong mind, and they have always functioned together. I only think properly when I use my hands. And my thoughts always lead me to make use of my hands.”

                                  Fox looked at Margoritt’s wrinkled hands, they were a bit deformed by arthritis but he could feel the experience they contained.

                                  “Breakfast’s ready”, she said. “I’ve made some honey cookies with what was left of the the flour. And Glynis has prepared some interesting juices. I like her, she has a gift with colours.”

                                  They left the dwarf to dry in the sun and walked back to the house where the others had already put everything on the table. Fox looked at everyone for a moment, maybe to take in that moment of grace and unlikely reunion of so many different people. He stopped at Rukshan who had a look of concern on his face. Then he started when Eleri talked right behind him. He hadn’t hear her come.

                                  “I think I lost him”, she said. “What’s for breakfast? I’m always starving after shrooms.”

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