"What in the good name of our Lady, have these two been on?" Miss Bossy was at a loss for words while Ricardo was waiting sheepishly at her desk, as though he was expecting an outburst. "Look, Ricardo, I'm not against a little tweaking for newsworthiness, but this takes twisting reality to a whole new level! Ricardo ... ·
ID #6389 (continued) (next in 10h 21min…)
Saintly Origin: Evocative of St. Exuperius (Bayeux). A driver-out of demons and a man of grand gestures.
Modern Persona: A nervous, fidgety man who is convinced the world is leaking. He is the “fixer” of the group but usually makes things worse with duct tape.
The Mania:Containment & Preservation.
In the old days, he bottled demons. Now, he’s terrified of running out of space to put things.
The Hoard:“The Vessel Void.”
Spirius hoards anything that can hold something else. Empty jam jars (washed, mostly), Tupperware with no matching lids, biscuit tins, and thousands of plastic carrier bags stuffed inside other carrier bags (the “Bag of Bags”).
The Secret Stash: In a locked pantry, he keeps a shelf of sealed mason jars labeled with dates like “1431” or “1789.” He claims they contain the “Sigh of a King” or “The smell of rain before the Plague.” It’s actually just dust, but the jars vibrate slightly.
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"What in the good name of our Lady, have these two been on?" Miss Bossy was at a loss for words while Ricardo was waiting sheepishly at her desk, as though he was expecting an outburst. "Look, Ricardo, I'm not against a little tweaking for newsworthiness, but this takes twisting reality to a whole new level! Ricardo ... ·
ID #6389 (continued) (next in 10h 21min…)
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