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February 5, 2026 at 1:31 am #8053
In reply to: The Hoards of Sanctorum AD26
“Not so fast, Mrs. Fennel,” said Yvoise, blocking the womanâs path as she tried to make a hasty exit. “You don’t happen to have a clean tea towel on you, do you?”
Gratefully, Yvoise took the proffered tea towel Mrs. Fennel threw at her as she all but ran through the door. She wrapped it over her nose as she watched Cerenise poke delightedly at the yellow lace.
“Honestly, Cerenise, we need to make haste getting rid of it. That thing stinks.” Yvoise liked order; she had learned to arrange her own space around neat piles of files, records, and lists. To her, most of the house wasn’t just a mess â it was an abject failure of hoarding protocols. But she had also learned that in order to live in harmony with others, she had to hold her tongue. She sighed and opened the Relics and Records spreadsheet on her phone. Item 2753, she typed. One bone bobbin. She ventured as near as she could and, reaching out with her phone, snapped a photo of it. Admittedly it wasn’t much, but it did give her some feeling of control.
Helier hovered by the wall, leaning as far as possible away from the stench. “But whose bone is it?” he repeated.
“It’s not just about whose bone it is,” said Spirius, popping his head around the door. “It’s about why it’s here. Austreberthe was a great hoarder, a first-rate hoarder, but,” he paused dramatically, “she always had a reason. She wouldn’t just put it in a Tupperware container for fun.”
“True,” said Cerenise. “She really had a gift for squeezing the joy out of life.” She looked pointedly at Yvoise as she said this.
Fortunately, Yvoise was peering at her phone and didn’t notice. Enlarging the image, she looked puzzled. “There seem to be faint lines scratched into it,” she said. “Like a map.“
January 16, 2026 at 10:55 pm #8047In reply to: The Hoards of Sanctorum AD26
That last flu had been a sorry affliction. It must have come through the vents from the depths of the sewers, no doubtâlike those permafrost organisms scientists find caught in time.
It had taken down the whole lot of them in sequence after Spirius had come back victorious from his chthonian feats. Or so he said; Boothroyd was suspiciously mum about what they did with the beast’s hide. In any case, the others gave them both the benefit of the doubt. Whatever had happened during that beast chase on the inflatable dinghy had managed to clear the clogged pipes, almost miraculously. It had also gifted them this pesky flu.
Austreberthe’s requests had become an afterthought, even for the most pig-headed of them. It wasn’t a contest, or they would all have won a prize anyway. After two days of cold, fever, and fog-headed manic ideations, Helier’s head had finally cleared.
He was left with a fond familiarity for all the stuff accumulated in his search for knowledge, yet, surprisingly, a sense of disconnection from what had made them so precious all that time. He wasn’t so far gone as to want to clear everything awayâLord forbidâbut he was mildly tempted to make space somewhere. He almost shuddered at the thought.
What would he move to make space? A few precious stamps? Surely not.
They had all sorts of value: sentimental, historical, artisticâyou name it.
What else? Vinyl records? They would fetch a small fortune now in some circles, but to part with them?âŠ
A book? Most sacred!⊠A Liz Tattler book?⊠He paused… nah.There was a half-chewed pencil stub on the table. It could still have a good hundred pages worth of scribbles left in it. His heart started to race at the thought of getting rid of it. A voice in his head whispered, “Give it away! Give it away! You’ll be lighter for it.”
He didn’t want to feel lighter. But he was interested in the racing heart. It was a sign of getting back some action.
He heard the squeaking roll of Cerenise’s chair before he heard her copious sneezing.
January 2, 2026 at 6:03 pm #8022In reply to: The Hoards of Sanctorum AD26
“You know,” Helier broke the silence, his mouth half-full of the buffet’s assortments of nuts and crackers, “this was bound to happen… People tend to forget you after a while. I mean, how many new babies named after dear Austreberthe nowadays. None of course. I think our records mention 1907 was the last baby Austreberthe, and a decade ago the last mass in their memory… oh this is too heartbreaking…”
“Why so gloomy?” Cerenise was eyeing the speckled and stained silverware and the chipped Rouen faience in which the potato salad was served. “Your name is still moderately in fashion, you shouldn’t die of forgetfulness any time soon. Enjoy the food while it’s free.”
Yvoise couldn’t help but tut at her. She was half-distracted by the calligraphy on those placeholders which she found exquisite. People in this age… it was a rare find now, some pretty calligraphy. The only ‘calli-‘anything this age does well enough is callipygian, and even then, it’s mostly the Kashtardians… She said to the others “Don’t throw yours away, I must have the full set.”
Spirius was inspecting the candleholders. None had lids, a fact that frustrated him to no end. “I miss the good old time we could just slay dragons and get a good sainthood concession for a nice half-millenium.”
Yvoise tittered “simple people we were back then. Everything funny-looking was a dragon I seem to recall.”
Spirius, his plate full of charcuteries, helped himself of a few appetizing gherkins, holding one large up to contemplate. “Yeah, but those few we slew in that period were still some darn tough-skinned gators I would have you know. Those crazy Roman buggers and their games and old false gods âthey couldn’t help but bring those strange beasts from Africa to Gaul, leaving us to clean up after them⊔
“Indeed, much harder now. It’s like fifteen minutes of sainthood on Instatok and Faceterest and you’re already has-been.” Yvoise had started to pocket some of the paper menus. “Luckily, we still have those relics spread around to fan the flames of remembrance, don’t we.”
“I guess the young ones must look at us funny…” Cerenise chuckled amused at the thought, almost spilling her truffle brouillade.
“Oh well, apparently our youngest geeks aren’t above dealing in relics.” Helier said. “Speaking of Novena and the coming nine days,… you’ve surely noticed as I did what was mentioned in the will, have you not?”
September 21, 2025 at 9:24 pm #7973In reply to: The Precious Life and Rambles of Liz Tattler
“Whatever happened to Miss Mossy Trotter, Finnley?” Liz asked, conversationally. She had a good idea what had happened to that innovative story writer, but she wanted to hear what Finnley had to say, before she mentioned it to Godfrey.
“What to YOU think happened to her?” Finnley responded, in her customary rudely intuitive manner.
“Sit down on that stool for a minute, and put the feather duster down,” Liz instructed, “And let’s have a talk about this because we both know that the possible ramifications don’t bear thinking about. Now then, sit still for five minutes and tell me everything.”
Unseen by either of them, Roberto had sidled up to the French windows and was peering inside, listening.
June 14, 2025 at 8:13 pm #7963In reply to: Cofficionados Bandits (vs Lucid Dreamers)
“Well, I think that proves my point,” remarked Carob with a smirk.
“What do you mean”, Thiram said crossly, which sounded more like a resigned sigh than a question.
“Remember what I said? You can’t order a synchronicity, or expect one. They always just happen when you don’t expect it.”
“She’s right,” Any piped up. “We can’t just sit here waiting for a coincidence. We have to just carry on regardless until one appears.”
“Aunt Amy?” Kit asked, “How do we carry on regardless if we don’t know what our story is yet?”
“What I want to know is this,” Chico said with a twirl of his worry beads, “Who’s coming with me to fetch the gazebo back?” Chico squared his shoulders proudly, glad that his new colourful beads had replaced the urge to spit. He felt in control, a new man. A man to be respected. A leader.
With an elaborate triple reverse double flip of the worry beads, Chico turned and strode purposefully into the sunset, in the direction of the gazebo.
June 11, 2025 at 6:26 pm #7961In reply to: Cofficionados Bandits (vs Lucid Dreamers)
Amy rushed over to Kit when she saw what had happened and said, “Kit, give me your hat!”
Tentatively Kit put his hand on his head and sure enough he felt a hat upon it. Carefully he removed it and wonderingly gazed at the cowboy hat. He loved it! Just looking at the hat was already giving him ideas for his character, newly baked memories were starting to slide in like a tray of chocolate chip cookies on a baking sheet, pulled out of the oven at the perfect golden melting moment.
But Amy wants it! I can’t say no to her, but I want to keep it. It’s my first hat! Kit was close to tears.
“Oh poppet,” Amy said kindly when she noticed his face. Giving him a quick hug she explained.  “I only want to borrow it, just to keep the Padre happy. He keeps asking where his hat is. I’ll bring it back as soon as we’ve settled him back at home.”
The releif was immense, and he graciously surrendered the hat to Aunt Amy. “Did you call me Poppet?” he asked. “Because Thiram just called me Trevor.”
“To me, you’ll always be Kit,” Amy said as she rushed back to her father. “See you later, Poppet!” she called over her shoulder.
“What does that mean?” asked Kit, but Amy had gone.
June 6, 2025 at 6:02 pm #7954In reply to: Cofficionados Bandits (vs Lucid Dreamers)
Another one! A random distant memory wafted into Amy’s mind. Uncle Jack always used to say GATZ e bo. Amy could picture his smile when he said it, and how his wife always smiled back at him and chuckled. Amy wondered if she’d even known the story behind that or if it had always been a private joke between them.
“What’s been going on with my gazebo?” Amy’s father rushed into the scene. So that’s what he looks like. Amy couldn’t take her eyes off him, until Carob elbowed her in the neck.
“Sorry, I meant to elbow you in the ribs, but I’m so tall,” Carob said pointlessly, in an attempt to stop Amy staring at her father as if she’d never seen him before.
Thiram started to explain the situation with the gazebo to Amy’s father, after first introducing him to Kit, the new arrival. “Humphrey, meet Kit, our new LBGYEQCXOJMFKHHVZ story character. Kit, this is Amy’s father who we sometimes refer to as The Padre.”
“Pleased to meet you, ” Kit said politely, quaking a little at the stern glare from the old man. What on earth is he wearing? A tweed suit and a deerstalker, in this heat! How do I know that’s what they’re called? Kit wondered, quaking a little more at the strangeness of it all.
“Never mind all that now!” Humphrey interrupted Thiram’s explanation.
Still as rude as ever! Amy thought.
“I’ve too much to think about, but I’ll tell you this: I’ve planned a character building meeting in the gazebo, and you are all invited. As a matter of fact,” Humphrey continued, “You are all obliged to attend. If you choose not to ~ well, you know what happened last time!”
“What happened last time?” asked Carob, leaning forward in anticipation of an elucidating response, but Humphrey merely glared at her.
Amy sniggered, and Humphrey shot her a lopsided smile. “YOU know what happened in Jack’s GATZ e bo, don’t you, my girl?”
Where were those random memories when you wanted them? Amy had no idea what he was talking about.
“Who else is invited, Humph? asked Chico, resisting the urge to spit.
“My good man,” Humphrey said with a withering look. “Sir Humphrey’s the name to you.”
Sir? what’s he on about now? wondered Amy. Does that make me a Lady?
“Who else is invited, Padre?” Amy echoed.
Humphrey pulled a scroll tied with a purple ribbon out of his waistcoat pocket and unfurled it.  Clearing his throat importantly, he read the list to all assembled.
Juan and Dolores Valdez.
Godric, the Swedish barman
Malathion and Glyphosate, Thiram’s triplet brothers. Mal and Glyph for short.
Liz Tattler
Miss Bossy Pants
Goat Horned Draugaskald“Did I forget anyone?” Humphrey asked, peering over his spectacles as he looked at each of the characters. “You lot,” he said, “Amy, Carob, Thiram, Chico, Kit and Ricardo: you will be expected to play hosts, so you might want to start thinking about refreshments. And not,” he said with a strong authoritarian air, “Not just coffee! A good range of beverages. And snacks.”
Thiram, leaning against a tree, started whistling the theme tune to Gone With The Wind. Tossing an irritated glance in his direction, Carob roughly gathered up her mass of frizzy curls and tethered it all in a tight pony tail. I still don’t know what happened before, she fumed silently. The latest developments where making her nervous. Would they find out her secret?
“You guys,” called Chico, who had wandered over to the gazebo. “It’s full of ants.”
June 6, 2025 at 10:32 am #7953In reply to: Cofficionados Bandits (vs Lucid Dreamers)
Carob was the first to find the flyer. It had been pinned to the banyan tree with a teaspoon, flapping just slightly in the wind like it knew how ridiculous it was.
FIVE HURT IN GAZEBO DRAMA
Local Brewmaster Suspected. Coffee Stains Incriminating.She tapped it twice and announced to no one in particular, âI told you gazebos were structurally hostile.â
Amy poked her head out of the linen drying shed. âNo, you said they were âliminal spaces for domestic deceit.â Thatâs not the same as a health hazard.â
âYou ever been in a gazebo during a high wind with someone named Derek? Exactly.â
Ricardo ran past them at an awkward crouch, muttering into a device. â…confirming perimeter breach… one is wearing a caftan, possibly hallucinating… I repeat, gazebo situation is active.â
Chico wandered in from the side trail, his shirt unbuttoned, leaf in mouth, mumbling to Kit. âI donât know what happened. There was a conversation about frothed chalk and cheese, and then everything… rotated.â
Kit looked solemn. âAunt Amy, he sat on it.â
âHe sat on the gazebo?â Amy blinked.
âNo. On the incident.â
Kit offered no further explanation.
From the underbrush, a low groan emerged. Thiramâs voice, faint: âSomeone built a gazebo over the generator hatch. There are no stairs. I fell in.â
Amy sighed. âGoddammit, Thiram.â
Carob smirked. âGazeboâd.â
May 10, 2025 at 10:01 am #7931In reply to: Cofficionados Bandits (vs Lucid Dreamers)
Carob wrinkled her nose in distaste and languidly remarked, “Amy, that goaty odour seems to be emanating from your clothing. Does it perchance require laundering?”
Chico laughed loudly, spitting equally audibly. “Hi,” he said, “The name’s Chico,” emerging from behind the tulip tree.
Carob winced at the spitting, and Amy writhed a little at being humiliated in front of the man. They both ignored him, and he regretted not staying hidden.
“I’ve just pegged out two loads of washing, for your information, not that it will dry in this rain,” Amy said, quickly tying her hair back in annoyance. Does this move the story forward? she wondered. Why do I have a smelly character anyway? I’m sweaty, goaty and insecure, how did it happen?
“Never mind that anyway, have you seen what’s on todays news?” Carob asked, feeling sorry for making Amy uncomfortable.
“I have,” remarked Chico, with a hopeful expression, but the women ignored him.
April 29, 2025 at 7:18 pm #7913In reply to: Cofficionados Bandits (vs Lucid Dreamers)
Amy wondered afterwards if she should have said “Why is it always my fault” and hoped nobody would think el gran apagĂłn was her fault too. Another one of the issues with typecasting too soon.
The rumours and hoaxes were rife even before the electricity came back on. The crisis of the lack of coffee beans was coming to a head: morning riots were breaking out in the places most affected by the shortage. As soon as the blackouts started, improvised statistics and numbers were cobbled together into snappy psychological colour combination images and plastered everywhere suggesting that the lack of electricity was saving an incomprehensible number of cups of coffee per day, but without causing any coffee related social disorder events.
Amy had heard that el gran apagĂłn was foretold to occur when the pope died, that it was extraterrestrials, that it was el naranjo and his sidekick effin muck, and all manner of things, but the concerns with the coffee shortage happening at the same time as the blackouts were manifold.
The population was looking for scapegoats. Oh dear god, what did I say that for.
April 26, 2025 at 10:07 pm #7904In reply to: Cofficionados Bandits (vs Lucid Dreamers)
“What were you saying already?” Thiram asked “I must have zoned out, it happens at times.” He chuckled looking embarrassed. “Not to worry.”
As the silence settled, Thiram started to blink vigorously to get things back into focus âa trick he’d seen in the Lucid Dreamer 101 manual for beginners. You could never be too sure if this was all a dream. And if it was, then you’d better pay attention to your thoughts in case they’d attract trouble – generally your thoughts were the trouble-makers, but in some cases, also other Lucid Dreamers were.
Here and now, trouble wasn’t coming, to the contrary. It was all unusually foggy.
“Well, by the look of it, Amy is not biting into the whole father drama, and prefers to have a self-induced personality crisis…” Carob shrugged. “We can all clearly see what she looks like, obviously. Whether she likes it or not, and I won’t comment further despite how tempting it is.”
“You’re one to speak.” Amy replied. “Should I give you some drama? Would certainly make things more interesting.”
Thiram had a thought he needed to share “And I just remember that Chico isn’t probably coming – he still wasn’t over our last fight with Amy bossying and messing the team’s plans because she can’t keep up with modern tech, had to dig a hole, or overcome a ratmaggeddon; something he’d said that had seemed quite final at the time: ‘I’d rather be turned into a donkey than follow you guys around.’ I wouldn’t count on him showing up just yet.”
“Me? bossying?” Amy did feel enticed to catch that bait this time, and like a familiar trope see it reel out, or like a burning match in front of a dry hay bale, she could almost see the old patterns of getting incensed, and were it would lead.
“Can we at least agree on a few things about the where, what, why, or shall we all play this one by ear?”
“Obviously we know. But all the observing essences, do they?” Carob was doing a great impersonation of Chico.
April 21, 2025 at 12:51 am #7898In reply to: Cofficionados Bandits (vs Lucid Dreamers)
âSorry Iâm late,â said Carob as she crouched down to fuss over Fanella. âI have excuses, but theyâre not interesting. Iâm feeling a little underdeveloped as a character, so Iâm not sure what to say yet.â
âThatâs okay,â said Amy. âJust remember … if you donât tell us who you are early on…â She squinted and glanced around suspiciously. âOthers will create you.â
âIâd rather just slowly percolate.â Carob screwed up her face. âGet it? Percolate?â
She stood up and slapped a hand to her head as Amy rolled her eyes. âSorry … ” She patted her head curiously. “Oh waitâdo I have curls?â
“I’d say more like frizzes than curls,” answered Amy.
Thiram nodded. âTotally frizzled.â
âCool … must be the damp weather,â said Carob. She brushed a twig from her coat. The coat was blue-green and only reached her thighs. Many things were too small when you were six foot two.
âOhâand Iâve been lucid dreaming in reverse,â she added. âLast night I watched myself un-make and un-drink a cup of coffee.â She gave a quick snort-laugh. “Weirdo”.
âWas it raining in the dream?â asked Thiram.
Carob frowned. âProbably… You know how in scary movies they always leave the curtains open, like they want the bad guys to see in? It felt like that.â She shuddered and then smiled brightly. âAnyway, just a dream. Also, I bumped into your father, Amy. He said to tell you: Remember what happened last time.â
She regarded Amy intently. âWhat did happen last time?â
âHe worries too much,â said Amy, waving a hand dismissively. âAlso, I didnât even write that in, so how should I know?â She looked out toward the trees. âWhereâs Chico?â
April 20, 2025 at 8:00 am #7893In reply to: Cofficionados Bandits (vs Lucid Dreamers)
“Where are they again?” Thiram was straining as he waited for his friends, or rather colleagues.
“Typical of them to get us all excited, and then bailing out to some mundane excuses.”
He started to pace around the shed where they were supposed to meet. He wasn’t clear about all the details, Amy, or Carob would have them. Chico would be here for the ride, but the master plan this time was for the girls to come up with.
What was happening at the plantation? Something unusual for sure; the Lucid Luddite Dreamers and their Silly Intelligence devices were always looking to disrupt the flows of coffee of the remaining parts where they still grew. That was why their mission was so important. Or so he was told.
“Bugger… they could at least answer their damn phones… AI might well be everywhere, but you can’t just be all cavemen about it.”
A rush of ruffled dried leaves and a happy bleating caught his attention at the moment he was about to leave. A panting Amy arrived, with her cream goat “Fanella” in tow âthe bleating was from her, obviously. She didn’t take “Finnley”, the black one, she was too unpredictable; Amy would only keep her around for life or death situations that required a fair deal of rude practicality, and a good horn’s ramming.
“Sorry, sorry!” Amy blurted out in hushed tones. “I couldn’t get away from the Padre. He’s too worried about stuff…”
Thiram shrugged “at least there’s one. And what about the others?”
“Oh, what? I’m not the last to arrive? That’s new.”
Thiram rolled his eyes and gave a twig with fresh leaves to Fanella to eat.
April 19, 2025 at 9:30 pm #7887In reply to: Cofficionados Bandits (vs Lucid Dreamers)
“Amy, don’t go near the coffee plantations. You know what happened last time,” shouted Amy’s father.
March 22, 2025 at 10:00 am #7874In reply to: The Last Cruise of Helix 25
A Quick Vacay on Mars
âThe Helix is coming in for descent,â announced Luca Stroud, a bit too solemnly. âAnd by descent, I mean weâre parking in orbit and letting the cargo shuttles do the sweaty work.â
From the main viewport, Mars sprawled below in all its dusty, rust-red glory. Gone was the Jupiter’s orbit pulls of lunacy, after a 6 month long voyage, they were down to the Martian pools of red dust.
Even from space, you could see the abandoned domes of the first human colonies, with the unmistakable Muck conglomerate’s branding: half-buried in dunes, battered by storms, and rumored to be haunted (well, if you believed the rumors from the bored Helix 25 children).
VeranassesseeâCaptain Veranassessee, thank you very muchâ stood at the helm with the unruffled poise of someone whoâd wrested control of the ship (and AI) with consummate style and in record time. With a little help of course from X-caliber, the genetic market of the Marlowe’s family that she’d recovered from Marlowe Sr. before Synthia had had a chance of scrubbing all traces of his DNA. Now, with her control back, most of her work had been to steer the ship back to sanity, and rebuild alliances.
âThatâs the plan. Crew rotation, cargo drop, and a quick vacay if we can manage not to break a leg.â
Sue Forgelot, newly minted second in command, rolled her eyes affectionately. âSays the one who insisted we detour for a peek at the old Mars amusements. If you want to roast marshmallows on volcanic vents, just say it.â
Their footsteps reverberated softly on the deck. Synthiaâs overhead panels glowed calm, reined in by the AIâs newly adjusted parameters. Luca tapped the console. âAll going smoothly, Capân. Next phase of âwaking the sleepersâ will happen in small batchesâlike you asked.â
Veranassessee nodded silently. The return to reality would prove surely harsh to most of them, turned soft with low gravity. She would have to administrate a good dose of tough love.
Sue nodded. âWeâll need a slow approach. Earthâs⊠not the paradise it once was.â
Veranassessee exhaled, eyes lingering on the red planet turning slowly below. âOne challenge at a time. Everyoneâs earned a bit of shore leave. If you can call an arid dustball âshore.ââ
The Truce on Earth
Tundra brushed red dust off her makeshift jacket, then gave her new friend a loving pat on the flank. The baby sanglionâalready the size of a small donkeyâsniffed the air, then leaned its maned, boar-like head into Tundraâs shoulder. âEasy there, buddy,â she murmured. âWeâll find more scraps soon.â
They were in the ravaged outskirts near Klyutch Base, forging a shaky alliance with Sokolovâs faction. Sokolovâsharp-eyed and suspiciousâstalked across the battered tarmac with a crate of spare shuttle parts. âThis is all the help youâre getting from me,â he said, his accent carving the words. âUse it well. No promises once the Helix 25 arrives.â
Commander Koval hovered by the half-repaired shuttle, occasionally casting sidelong glances at the giant, (mostly) friendly mutant beast at Tundraâs side. âJust keep that⊠sanglion⊠away from me, will you?â
Molly, Tundraâs resilient great-grandmother, chuckled. âHeâs harmless unless youâre an unripe melon or a leftover stew. Arenât you, sweetie?â
The creature snorted. Sokolovâs men loaded more salvage onto the shuttleâs hull. If all went well, theyâd soon have a functioning vessel to meet the Helix when it finally arrived.
Tundra fed her pet a chunk of dried fruit. She wondered what the grand new ship would look like after so many legends and rumors. Would the Helix be a promise of hopeâor a brand-new headache?
Finkleyâs Long-Distance Lounge
On Helix 25, Finkleyâs new corner-lounge always smelled of coffee and antiseptic wipes, thanks to her cleaning-bot minions. Rows of small, softly glowing communication booths lined the wallsâher âdirect Earth Connection.â A little sign reading FINKLEYâS WHISPER CALLS flickered overhead. Foot traffic was picking up, because after the murder spree ended, people craved normalcyâand gossip.
She toggled an imaginary switch âshe had found mimicking old technology would help tune the frequencies more easily. âAnybody out there?â
Static, then a faint voice from Earth crackled through the anchoring connection provided by Finja on Earth. âHello? This isâŠTala from Spain⊠well, from the Hungarian border these daysâŠâ
âLovely to hear from you, Tala dear!â Finkley replied in the most uncheerful voice, as she was repeating the words from Kai Nova, who had found himself distant dating after having tried, like many others on the ship before, to find a distant relative connected through the FinFamily’s telepathic bridge. Surprisingly, as he got accustomed to the odd exchange through Finkley-Finja, he’d found himself curious and strangely attracted to the stories from down there.
âDoing all right down there? Any new postcards or battered souvenirs to share with the folks on Helix?â
Tala laughed over the Fin-line. âPlenty. Mostly about wild harvests, random postcards, and that new place we found. Weâre calling it The Golden Trowelâtrust me, itâs quite a story.â
Behind Finkley, a queue had formed: a couple of nostalgic Helix residents waiting for a chance to talk to distant relatives, old pen pals, or simply anyone with a different vantage on Earthâs reconstruction. Even if those calls were often just a âWeâre still alive,â it was more comfort than theyâd had in years.
âHang in there, sweetie,â Finkley said with a drab tone, relaying Kai’s words, struggling hard not to be beaming at the imaginary boothâs receiver. âWeâre on our way.â
Sue & Lucaâs Gentle Reboot
In a cramped subdeck chamber whose overhead lights still flickered ominously, Luca Stroud connected a portable console to one of Synthiaâs subtle interface nodes. âEasy does it,â he muttered. âWe nudge up the wake-up parameters by ten percent, keep an eye on rising stress levelsâand hopefully avoid any mass lunacy like last time.â
Sue Forgelot observed from behind, arms folded and face alight with the steely calm that made her a natural second in command. âFocus on folks from the Lower Decks first. Theyâre more used to harsh realities. Less chance of meltdown when they realize Earthâs not a bed of roses.â
Luca shot her a thumbs-up. âThanks for the vote of confidence.â He tapped the console, and Synthiaâs interface glowed green, accepting the new instructions.
âWell, Synthia, dear,â Sue said, addressing the panel drily, âkeep cooperating, and nobodyâll have to forcibly remove your entire matrix.â
A faint chime answeredâSynthiaâs version of a polite half-nod. The lines of code on Lucaâs console rearranged themselves into a calmer pattern. The AIâs core processes, thoroughly reined in by the Captainâs new overrides, hummed along peacefully. For now.
Evie & Rivenâs Big News
On Helix 25âs mid-deck Lexican Chapel, full of spiral motifs and drifting incense, Evie and Riven stood hand in hand, ignoring the eerie chanting around them. Well, trying to ignore it. Evieâs belly had a soft curve now, and Riven couldnât stop glancing at it with a proud smile.
One of the elder Lexicans approached, wearing swirling embroidered robes. âThe engagement ceremony is prepared, if youâre still certain you want our⊠elaborate rituals.â
Riven, normally stoic, gave a slight grin. âWeâre certain.â He caught Evieâs eye. âI guess youâre stuck with me, detective. And the kid inside you whoâll probably speak Lexican prophecies by the time theyâre one.â
Evie rolled her eyes, though affection shone behind it. âIf thatâs the worst that happens, Iâll take it. Weâve both stared down bigger threats.â Then her hand drifted to her abdomen, protective and proud. âLetâs keep the chanting to a minimum though, okay?â
The Lexican gave a solemn half-bow. âWe shall refrain from dancing on the ceilings this time.â
They laughed, past tensions momentarily lifted. Their childâs future, for all its uncertain possibilities, felt like hope on a ship that was finally getting stirred in a clear direction… away from the void of its own nightmares. And Mars, just out the window, loomed like a stepping stone to an Earth that might yet be worth returning to.
March 15, 2025 at 11:16 pm #7869In reply to: The Last Cruise of Helix 25
Helix 25 â The Mad Heir
The Wellness Deck was one of the few places untouched by the shipâs collective lunar madnessâif one ignored the ambient aroma of algae wraps and rehydrated lavender oil. Soft music played in the background, a soothing contrast to the underlying horror that was about to unfold.
Peryton Price, or Perry as he was known to his patients, took a deep breath. He had spent years here, massaging stress from the shoulders of the shipâs weary, smoothing out wrinkles with oxygenated facials, pressing detoxifying seaweed against fine lines. He was, by all accounts, a model spa technician.
And yetâ
His hands were shaking.
Inside his skull, another voice whispered. Urging. Prodding. It wasnât his voice, and that terrified him.
“A little procedure, Perry. Just a little one. A mild improvement. A small tweakâin the name of progress!”
He clenched his jaw. No. No, no, no. He wouldnâtâ
“You were so good with the first one, lad. What harm was it? Just a simple extraction! We used to do it all the time back in my dayâwhat do you think the humors were for?”
Perry squeezed his eyes shut. His reflection stared back at him from the hydrotherapeutic mirror, but it wasnât his face he saw. The shadow of a gaunt, beady-eyed man lingered behind his pupils, a visage that he had never seen before and yet⊠he knew.
Bronkelhampton. The Mad Doctor of Tikfijikoo.
He was the closest voice, but it was triggering even older ones, from much further down in time. Madness was running in the family. He’d thought he could escape the curse.
“Just imagine the breakthroughs, my dear boy. If you could only commit fully. Why, we could even work on the elders! The preserved ones! You have so many willing patients, Perry! We had so much success with the tardigrade preservation already.”
A high-pitched giggle cut through his spiraling thoughts.
âOh, heavens, dear boy, this steam is divine. We need to get one of these back in Quadrant B,â Gloria said, reclining in the spa pool. âSha, canât you requisition one? You were a ship steward once.â
Sha scoffed. âSweetheart, I once tried requisitioning extra towels and ended up with twelve crates of anti-bacterial foot powder.â
Mavis clicked her tongue. âHonestly, men are so incompetent. Perry, dear, you wouldnât happen to know how to requisition a spa unit, would you?â
Perry blinked. His mind was slipping. The whisper of his ancestor had begun to press at the edges of his control.
“Tsk. Theyâre practically begging you, Perry. Just a little procedure. A minor adjustment.”
Sha, Gloria, and Mavis watched in bemusement as Perryâs eye twitched.
ââŠDear?â Mavis prompted, adjusting the cucumber slice over her eye. âYouâre staring again.â
Perry snapped back. He swallowed. âI⊠I was just thinking.â
âThatâs a terrible idea,â Gloria muttered.
âThinking about what?â Sha pressed.
Perryâs hand tightened around the pulse-massager in his grip. His fingers were pale.
“Scalpel, Perry. You remember the scalpel, don’t you?”
He staggered back from the trio of floating retirees. The pulse-massager trembled in his grip. No, no, no. He wouldnât.
And yet, his fingers moved.
Sha, Gloria, and Mavis were still bickering about requisition forms when Perry let out a strained whimper.
“RUN,” he choked out.
The trio blinked at him in lazy confusion.
ââŠPardon?â
That was at this moment that the doors slid open in a anti-climatic whiz.
Evie knew they were close. Amara had narrowed the genetic matches down, and the final name had led them here.
“Okay, letâs be clear,” Evie muttered as they sprinted down the corridors. “A possessed spa therapist was not on my bingo card for this murder case.”
TP, jogging alongside, huffed indignantly. “I must protest. The signs were all there if you knew how to look! Historical reenactments, genetic triggers, eerie possession tropes! But did anyone listen to me? No!”
Riven was already ahead of them, his stride easy and efficient. âLess talking, more stopping the maniac, yeah?â
They skidded into the spa just in time to see Perry lurch forwardâ
And Riven tackled him hard.
The pulse-massager skidded across the floor. Perry let out a garbled, strangled sound, torn between terror and rage, as Riven pinned him against the heated tile.
Evie, catching her breath, leveled her stun-gun at Perryâs shaking form. âOkay, Perry. Youâre gonna explain this. Right now.â
Perry gasped, eyes wild. His body was fighting itself, muscles twitching as if someone else was trying to use them.
ââŠIt wasnât me,â he croaked. âIt was them! It was him.â
Gloria, still lounging in the spa, raised a hand. âWho exactly?â
Perryâs lips trembled. âAncestors. Mostly my grandfather. *Shut up*” â still visibly struggling, he let out the fated name: “Chris Bronkelhampton.â
Sha spat out her cucumber slice. âOh, hell no.â
Gloria sat up straighter. âOh, I remember that nutter! We practically hand-delivered him to justice!â
âDidnât we, though?â Mavis muttered. âAre we sure we did?â
Perry whimpered. âI didnât want to do it. *Shut up, stupid boy!* âNo! I won’tâ!” Perry clutched his head as if physically wrestling with something unseen. “They’re inside me. He’s inside me. He played our ancestor like a fiddle, filled his eyes with delusions of devilry, made him see Ethan as sorcererâMandrake as an omenâ”
His breath hitched as his fingers twitched in futile rebellion. “And then they let him in.“
Evie shared a quick look with TP. That matched Amaraâs findings. Some deep ancestral possession, genetic activationâSynthiaâs little nudges had done something to Perry. Through food dispenser maybe? After all, Synthia had access to almost everything. Almost… Maybe she realised Mandrake had more access… Like Ethan, something that could potentially threaten its existence.
The AI had played him like a pawn.
âWhat did he make you do, Perry?â Evie pressed, stepping closer.
Perry shuddered. âScreens flickering, they made me see things. He, they made me thinkâ” His breath hitched. “âthat Ethan was⊠dangerous. *Devilry* That he was⊠*Black Sorcerer* tampering with something he shouldnât.â
Evieâs stomach sank. “Tampering with what?”
Perry swallowed thickly. “I don’t know”
Mandrake had slid in unnoticed, not missing a second of the revelations. He whispered to Evie âOld ship family of architects⊠My old master… A master key.â
Evie knew to keep silent. Was Synthia going to let them go? She didn’t have time to finish her thoughts.
Synthia’s voice made itself heard âsending some communiquĂ©s through the various channels
“The threat has been contained.
Brilliant work from our internal security officer Riven Holt and our new young hero Evie Tƫī.”“What are you waiting for? Send this lad in prison!” Sharon was incensed “Well… and get him a doctor, he had really brilliant hands. Would be a shame to put him in the freezer. Can’t get the staff these days.”
Evieâs pulse spiked, still racing â ââŠMarlowe had access to everything.â.
Oh. Oh no.
Ethan Marlowe wasnât just some hidden identity or a casualty of Synthiaâs whims. He had somethingâsomething that made Synthia deem him a threat.
Evieâs grip on her stun-gun tightened. They had to get to Old Marlowe sooner than later. But for now, it seemed Synthia had found their reveal useful to its programming, and was planning on further using their success… But to what end?
With Perry subdued, Amara confirmed his genetic “possession” was irreversible without extensive neurochemical dampening. The shipâs limited justice system had no precedent for something like this.
And so, the decision was made:
Perry Price would be cryo-frozen until further notice.
Sha, watching the process with arms crossed, sighed. âHeâs not the worst lunatic weâve met, honestly.â
Gloria nodded. âLeast he had some manners. Couldâve asked first before murdering people, though.â
Mavis adjusted her robe. âTypical men. No foresight.â
Evie, watching Perryâs unconscious body being loaded into the cryo-pod, exhaled.
This was only the beginning.
Synthia had played Perry like a toolâlike a test run.
The ship had all the means to dispose of them at any minute, and yet, it was continuing to play the long game. All that elaborate plan was quite surgical. But the bigger picture continued to elude her.
But now they were coming back to Earth, it felt like a Pyrrhic victory.
As she went along the cryopods, she found Mandrake rolled on top of one, purring.
She paused before the name. Dr. Elias Arorangi. A name she had seen beforeâburied in ship schematics, whispered through old logs.
Behind the cystal fog of the surface, she could discern the face of a very old man, clean shaven safe for puffs of white sideburns, his ritual MÄori tattoos contrasting with the white ambiant light and gown.
As old as he looked, if he was kept here, It was because he still mattered.March 9, 2025 at 10:34 pm #7862In reply to: The Last Cruise of Helix 25
Sue Forgelot couldn’t believe her eyes when she came to her ringing door.
Of course, after the Carnival party was over and she’d taken an air shower, and put on her bathrobe with her meerkat slipper, slathered relaxing face cream topped with two slices of cucumber, she was quite groggy, and the cucumber slices on her eyelids made it harder to see. But once she’d removed them, she could see as bright as day.
The Captain was standing right here, and she hadn’t aged a day.
“Quickly, come in.” Sue wasted no time to usher her in. She looked at the corridor suspiciously; at that time of night, only a dusting robot was patrolling the corridors, chasing for dust motes and finger smears on the datapads.
Nobody.
“I haven’t been followed, Sue, will you just relax for a moment.”
“V’ass, it’s been so long. How did you get out?… What broke the code?”
“I don’t know, Sue. I think âsomething called back, from Earth.”
“From Earth? I didn’t know there was much technology left, or at least one that could reach us there. And one that could bypass that darned central AI âI knew it couldn’t keep you under lock and key forever.”
“Seems there is such tech, and it’s also managed to force the ship to turn around.”
Silence fell on the two friends for a moment, as they were grasping for the implications of the changes in motion.
Veranassessee couldn’t help by smile uncontrollably. “Those rejuvenation tricks do wonders, don’t they. You don’t look a day over a 100 years old.”Sue couldn’t help but chuckle. “And you don’t look so bad yourself, for an old forgotten popsicle.” She tilted her head. âYou do know youâve been in the freezer longer than some of our newest passengers have been alive, right?â
Vâass shrugged. âAnd yet, here I amâfit, rested, and none the worse for wear.â
Sue sighed. âMeanwhile, Iâve had three hip replacements, a cybernetic knee, and somebody keeps hijacking my artificial leg with spam messages.â
Vâass blinked. â…You should probably get that checked.â
Sue waved her off. âBah. If itâs not trying to sell me âhot singles in my quadrant,â I let it be.âAfter the laughter had dissipated, Sue said “You need my help to get back your ship, don’t you?”. She tapped on her cybernetic leg with a knowing smile. “You can count on me.”
Veranassessee noded. “Then start by filling me in, what should I know?”
Sue leaned in conspiratorially. “Ethan is dead, for one.”
“Death?” Veranassessee was weighing the implications, and completed “… Murder?”
Sue shrugged “As much as it pains me to say, it’s all a bit irrelevant. The AI let it happen, but I doubt she pushed the button. Ethan wasn’t much of a threat to its rule. Makes one wonder why, maybe it computed some cascade of events we don’t yet see. They found ancient DNA on the crime scene, but it’s all a mess of clues, and I must say we’re pretty inept at the whole murder mystery thing. Glad we don’t have a serial killer in our midst, or we would have plenty of composting to do…”
Veranassessee started to pace the room. “Well, if there isn’t anything more relevant, we need to hatch a plan. I suspect all my access got revoked; I’ll need a skeleton key to get in the right places. To regain control over the central AI, and the main deck.”
“Of course, the Marlowes…” Sue had a moment of revelation on her face. “They were the crypto locksmiths… With Ethan now dead, maybe we should pay dear old Ellis a visit.”
March 8, 2025 at 9:35 pm #7861In reply to: The Precious Life and Rambles of Liz Tattler
“Thank you, Finnley,” Godfrey said with a relaxed smile. “I won’t be wanting those peanuts after all. Do you know, I feel quite refreshed!”
“Roberto diverted her attention and took her to inspect the shrubbery”, Finnley replied, “And luckily Ethan the electrician just happened to be passing.”
March 7, 2025 at 8:25 pm #7859In reply to: The Precious Life and Rambles of Liz Tattler
“Godfrey,” Liz peered menacingly over her spectacles at her increasingly rogue editor, “Are you trying to replace me? Because it won’t work, you know.”
“You won’t be able to replace me, either,” Finnley called over her shoulder while sweeping up mouse droppings.
“I too am irreplacable,” shouted Roberto who just happened to be passing the French windows with a trug of prunings.
On impulse, Liz dived through the French windows onto the terrace and snatched the secateurs from the trug over Roberto’s arm. In a trice she had snipped through Godfrey’s cables.
“Pass the peanuts,” intoned Godfrey mechanically, deprived of electricity and with a low back up battery. It wouldn’t be long before he was silent and Liz could get back to the business of writing stories.
“I’ll plug you back in, in a minute,” hissed Finnley to Godfrey, while Liz was diverted with returning the secateurs to the gardener. “Once she’s settled down.”
March 5, 2025 at 10:33 pm #7857In reply to: The Last Cruise of Helix 25
Helix 25 â Onto The Second Murder Investigation
Very strangely, it was a lot less chaotic in the Lower Decks, while the Upper Decks were having a rave of a time with the moon and mood swings.
Evie stood over the diagnostics table, arms crossed, watching as Luca Stroud ran his scanner over Mandrakeâs cybernetic collar. The black cat lay still, one eye flickering intermittently as though stuck between waking and shutdown. The deep gash along his side had been patchedâRomualdo had insisted on carrying Mandrake to the lab himself, mumbling about how the garden’s automated sprinklers were acting up, and how Luca was the only one he trusted to fix delicate mechanisms.It had been a casual remark, but Evie had caught the subtext. Mandrake was no ordinary ship cat. He had always been tied to something larger.
âNeurolinkâs still scrambled,â Luca muttered, adjusting his scanner. âDamage isnât terminal, but whatever happened, someone tried to wipe part of his memory.â
Riven, arms crossed beside Evie, scoffed. âWhy the hell would someone try to assassinate a cat?â
Luca didnât answer, but the data flickering on his screen spoke for itself. The attack had been precise. Not just a careless act of cruelty, nor an accident in the low-gravity sector.
Mandrake had been targeted.
Evie exhaled sharply. âCan you fix him?â
Luca shrugged. âDepends. The physical repairs are easy enoughâfractured neural pathways, fried circuitsâbut whatever was erased? Thatâs another story.â He tilted his head. âThing is⊠someone didnât just try to kill Mandrake. They tried to make him forget.â
Rivenâs frown deepened. âForget what?â
Silence settled between them.
Evie reached out, brushing a gloved hand over Mandrakeâs sleek black fur. âWe need to figure out what he knew.â
It had been Trevor PeeâTP himselfâwho first mentioned it, entirely offhand, as they reviewed logs of the last places Mandrake had been seen.
âHe wasnât always on his own, you know,â TP had said, twirling his holographic cane.
Evie and Riven both turned to him.
“What do you mean on his own, I though he was Seren’s?”
“Oh, no. He just had a liking for her, but he’d belonged to someone else long before.” TPâs mustache twitched. âI accessed some archival records during Mandrakeâs diagnostic.â
Evie blinked. âMmm, are you going to make me ask? What did you find?â
âIndeed,â TP offered cheerfully. âBefore Mandrake wandered freely through the gardens and ventilation shafts, becoming a ship legend, he belongedâas much as a cat can belongâto someone.â
Rivenâs expression darkened. âWho?! Will you just tell?!â
TP flicked his wrist, bringing up an old personnel file, heavily redacted. But one name flickered beneath the blurred-out sections.
Dr. Elias Arorangi.
Evie felt her heartbeat quicken. The name echoed faintly familiar, not directly connected to her, but she’d seen it once or twice before, buried in obscure references. âDr. Arorangiâwait, he was part of the original Helix design team, wasn’t he?â
TP nodded gravely. âPrecisely. A lead systems architect, responsible for designing key protocols for the AI integrationâamong them, some critical frameworks that evolved into Synthia’s consciousness. Disappeared without a trace shortly after Synthia’s initial activation.â
Riven straightened. âDisappeared? Do you thinkââ
TP raised a finger to silence him. âI donât speculate, but here’s the interesting part: Dr. Arorangi had extensive, classified knowledge of Helix 25âs core systems. If Mandrake was his companion at that crucial time, it’s conceivable that Arorangi trusted something to himâa memory, a code fragment, perhaps even a safeguard.â
Evieâs mouth went dry.
An architect of Helix 25, missing under suspicious circumstances, leaving behind a cat whose cybernetics were more sophisticated than any pet implant she’d ever seen?
Evie looked down at Mandrake, whose damaged neural links were still flickering faintly. Someone had wanted Mandrake silenced and forgotten.
Later, in the dim light of his workshop, Luca Stroud worked in silence, carefully re-aligning the catâs neural implants. Romualdo sat nearby, arms crossed, watching with the nervous tension of a man who had just smuggled a ferret into a rat convention.
âHeâs tough,â Luca muttered, tightening a connection. âMore durable than most of the junk I have to fix.â
Romualdo huffed. âHe better be.â
A flicker of light pulsed through Mandrakeâs collar. His single good eye opened, pupils dilating as his systems realigned.
Then, groggily, he muttered, âI hate this ship.â
Romualdo let out a relieved chuckle. âYeah, yeah. Welcome back, Mandrake.â
Luca wiped his hands. âHeâs still scrambled, but heâs functional. Just⊠donât expect him to remember everything.â
Mandrake groaned, stretching his mechanical paw. âI remember⊠needing a drink.â
Romualdo smirked. âThatâs a good sign, yeah?â
Luca hesitated before looking at Evie. âWhatever was wipedâitâs gone. But if he starts remembering things in fragments⊠we need to pay attention.â
Evie nodded. âOh, we definitely will.â
Mandrake rolled onto his feet, shaking out his fur, a small but defiant flick of his cybernetic tail.
âI have the strangest feeling,â he muttered, âthat someone is still looking for me.â
Evie exhaled.
For now, with his memory gone, he would probably be safe, but a killer was in their midst and they needed to find out the truth, and fast.
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