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  • Haki came back making haka postures to give her courage to face her despot employer: “you mother said: if you don’t want me around for Yule, I’ll come back for Ostara and the pagan futility rituals, you ungrateful daughter —her words, not mine.” She took advantage of the mother threat that seemed to render Liz speechless, to ... · ID #3655 (continued)
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  • #511
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      :mummy: was still wandering about… what the fuck… :yahoo_idk: and suddenly she exploded like all those little lemmings in the game Oh No!

      :yahoo_not_listening:

      #512

      SCHPOOOOOOOH!

      In the saloon everybody became silent.

      That noise was so awful.

      What could it possibly be?

      As Jo entered the saloon, he was startled by the unusual quietness of it. And he was even more startled to see Mc Gaughran covered with bandages, filthy and juicy bandages. He seemed quite paralyzed with terror. Did he see something horrid? He was coughing harshly.

      Jo couldn’t help but laugh. And every one in the saloon began shyly to laugh also.

      #513

      Little Jo El Disperso was so damn irresistable, when that boy laughed, everyone couldn’t help but join in.

      #514
      F LoveF Love
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        Arona curled up in front of the fire with little Yikesy. Vincentius was telling Yikesy one of his intriguing and colourful tales of far away, imaginary worlds …. there seemed to be men with toads and a girl who liked to dance and a strange blue bull creature that everyone wanted to get their hands on. To be quite honest, Arona couldn’t really follow it, but she loved the sound of Vincentius’ soothing voice. She sighed happily, it was so nice to be back.

        #515

        That Abe sure is ugly as a burnt boot and crazier than a run over coon, aint he, said Isadora, one of the saloon girls who Twilight didn’t cotton on to much. The other girls laughed.

        Twilight was real fond of old Abe, and truth was she was feeling right tetchy and pernikity and itching for a fight, and she weren’t much in the mood for dancing that night.

        And your brain cavity wouldn’t make a drinkin cup for a canary Isadora. So why don’t you just shut that big old stupid mouth of yours before everyone cottons on to the fact that you are studying to be a half-wit.

        Why you are nothing but a no-good little strumpet, screeched Isadora, lunging at Twilight and trying to grab her blond wig. Twilight stepped nimbly out of the way.

        And you aint nothing but a stupid little buckle bunny, taunted Twilight. You got nothing better to do then follow those rodeo fellows around?

        Snakes Alive! exclaimed Madame Butterbutt. Will you both hold yer tongues and stop yer bitching. And will you get a hurry on Twilight. Yer ain’t even dressed yet.

        Isadora started crying. That Twilight started it, she snivelled.

        Sooner i get rid of this damn one horse town the better, muttered Twilight under her breath. She touched the jewelled dagger lodged between her breasts. Those damn liquor breath cowboys better not mess with me tonight.

        Old Abe, propping up the bar, chuckled

        #516
        TracyTracy
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          Becky scratched her head in confusion. She wondered if she’d ever catch up with all the new characters and story lines in the Reality Play. Who the fuck was Joe? Yeah, he was cute, but who was he?

          Becky sneezed again and shivered. Her cold was making her feel strangely disconnected and floaty. Nothing made much sense anymore, but it didn’t really seem to matter.

          #517
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            oh, well, it should be Jo, without an “e” I guess, said Tina. Hmmmm shall we just delete it then? It’s ages since I have deleted anything, and we can’t have it not making sense, she added, trying to keep a straight face. :face-plain:

            #519

            Claudio pulled himself together and bent over the dusty trunk. Of course it hadn’t opened on its own, he was imagining things. The contents were wrapped in an indigo shawl. Claudio peeled back the cloth, sneezed, and pulled out a jewelled dagger.

            #520
            TracyTracy
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              Oh you and your delete button, Tina! And what rubbish, ‘we can’t have it not making sense’ Since when did it ever make sense? Don’t try and blame me for your delete disorder, sweetie pooh!

              Besides, Tina, you can spell Joe with an E or and A or a U, I still don’t know who the fuck Joe is.

              Tina sighed. Becky, have some more coffee.

              #521

              Claudio rubbed the grimy dagger on his shirt tail. There was a row of jewels along the hilt, ruby, emerald, sapphire, amethyst…

              #522
              TracyTracy
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                Becky, what is Sam talking about with all those stinky juicy bandages?

                Fucked if I know, Tina, I was hoping you could tell me!

                #523
                TracyTracy
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                  This Ogrean character seems to be getting alot of stick, eh, Tina, Becky was frowning.

                  Yeah, Tina agreed, Bit OTT if you ask me. Dunno what all that’s about.

                  Seems like a scapegoat really, Becky mused, but in truth she was perplexed.

                  #524
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                    hahaha, well fuck it, we had better ask Sam about the bandages, you ask him Becky, said Tina.

                    No you do it, Tina, said Becky

                    Sam has been calling me Saint Tina lately, said Tina

                    Oh for fucks sake Saint Tina, okay I will do it, said Becky

                    Do you think it suits me, you know the “saint” thing? I rather like it. Sam is such a sweetie-pooh said Tina.

                    #525
                    TracyTracy
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                      Why are you whispering, Tina? Or should I say ‘Saint Tina’, Becky grinned wickedly.

                      #526
                      TracyTracy
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                        hahaha, well fuck it, we had better ask Sam, you ask him Becky! Shouted Tina at the top of her voice.

                        #527
                        F LoveF Love
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                          oh goodness me

                          #528
                          TracyTracy
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                            Get out of bed you lazy fuckwits, shouted Captain Hendrix. GET UP!! GET UP!! The storms a mile off Blinton Lighthouse, GET UP!!

                            #529
                            TracyTracy
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                              Sawyer reached for his boots, his eyes still blind with sleep. He didn’t know how much longer he could cope with all this. Years ago, when he’d joined the Weather Incident Rescue Team, or WIRT, he’d imagined a relatively easy life, long spells of inactivity in which to play poker with his team-mates, and an occasional exciting incident. Little did he realize that he would be working on average a 100 hour week…and even then, the team was chronically short-staffed.

                              #530
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                                oh for fucks sake Becky! Where did that come from? Tina resisted an urge to laugh hysterically.

                                Wow said Becky, isn’t it great! It just came from nowhere!

                                fun, fun, fun, muttered Tina. It is just fun, none of it matters.

                                hahaha said Becky, yes, isn’t it fun! and I thought it would give Al something to do. He seems to spend alot of time fretting about his hair and nails lately,

                                #531
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                                  Jobson Batt and Ernie Young toasted each other with a warm glass of fine French brandy. Disaster Damage Team, or DDT, was doing fabulously well, and they congratulated themselves on their perspicacity and foresight.

                                  Another storm was heading for the west coast, and they chortled happily in anticipation of plenty more work for their booming business.

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