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“Hot cakes!” Nasty shouted. “HOT CAKES!”

Lilac rolled her eyes. I don’t think I can take much more of this nonsense, she thought.

Nasturtium knew what Lilac was thinking and added “Hot cakes is the clue, Lilac! YEAST!”

“Yeast?”

“Yes, yeast! There was too much yeast in the furcano mixture. Too much yeast and what happens? It rises too much! We must find a way to neutralize the yeast!”

“Well I think I can help you there” replied Lilac helpfully. “I’ll give old Dophilus a ring. Never been a saucerer better at sorting out yeast problems. You know Horace Dophilus!” she added, seeing Nasty’s blank look. “He was a guest speaker at the Worserversity once, remember? In some circles he’s known as the Biotic Man.”

“Oh, HIM! Go on then, give him a ring.”