Reply To: The Precious Life and Rambles of Liz Tattler

“The characters don’t like it, you know,” Liz said, realizing that nobody was listening. “The don’t like it at all, being abandoned during the festivities. Maybe they’d like to join in singing happy bollocks to christmas carols, or pull a cracker for a cheap hat and a dumb joke, or stuff themselves with dead poultry. Maybe they’d like half a chance to join in!”

“Scrooge,” muttered Finnley.

“I said nobody was listening, and what are you doing here anyway?”

“It all seems so samey,” replied Finnley. “I got bored so I left.”

“Same every year,” agreed Liz. “it’s like writing the same chapter over and over and over again.”