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  • Arona was lost. She had been lost for quite some time now and had got over the initial surprise this realisation had given her. It was not very often now that she questioned her decision to leave the others. She had tired of their endless journeying, always in circles, always moving and yet never seeming to move ... · ID #131 (continued)
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  • #4612

    Albie looked at the cat with a puzzled look. “What did the Witch mean when she said Arona was hiding in yarn from the past?”

    Mandrake yawned and moved his paw swiftly on his left ear. “You haven’t paid close attention to the rhyme, have you?”

    Deep in the maze of threads of past
    She hides and fails to cast
    A spell to help her float and ghast
    Moribund characters trapped there last

    Albie found the roaring voice of the black cat smooth like a roll of pebbles in a cataract, and felt mesmerized by the words so much he couldn’t focus his attention.

    “Sounds like she’s trying to help ghosts or something?”

    Mandrake shrugged “… or something.”

    He took one of the few pearls left, and started to work a vortex to go where it began. His earliest memory of her. Something to do with that cunning and crafty dragon… Clues were hiding in that moment he was sure. At the very least, the dragon would help power back the sabulmantium for the tracking spell…

    #4609

    While doing circles and cooling down at the bottom of the Doline’s pool, Leörmn in his white sea dragon form felt a rush in the probability streams, and pockets of dimensions long closed slowly re-opening.

    #4603

    Leörmn was hiding tranquil at the bottom of a watery hollow deep inside the Doline.
    His sleep was stirred slightly when Mandrake had swum past him, without noticing the large pale water dragon lying at the bottom.
    Mandrake didn’t know, but the pearls he’d found were excretions of the dragon who had a hard time digesting the mistletoe’s fruits that dropped in the pond from the large oak trees hanging over inside the Doline; the seeds were coated in magical dragon mucus, that dried and crystallized, giving the pearls… interesting properties.

    #4600
    Jib
    Participant

      (…)

      The pigeons dove from the thirtieth floor’s balcony in an attempt to mimic the planes it had seen above, or maybe in an attempt to mimic the ultrabright advertisement that its mother’s mother had seen long ago. It had left an unalterable trace in that lineage’s DNA.

      The pigeon that had seen at least one plane had been a pigeon, but when the pigeons dove and created a ripple, they didn’t leave a trace like the pigeons that had witnessed only the distant planes.

      In the air, they were flying against the wind, while on ground they were falling along a riverbank.

      “I guess they didn’t hear a loud noise because when they stopped for some distance they stopped and looked up, and what they saw looked as if they had died.”

      In the future, those pigeons, who could remember the names of the buildings they had seen during the war, could join together and explore another world and its inhabitants were not like them.

      On one of the banks of the river, a lone pigeon watched them from afar, and she looked at them with the calm of a mother on her child while saying,

      “Please tell me something. If they are so brave, then tell me anything.”

      She didn’t say any of the usual questions from a child, but she knew the answers in her

      #4597
      ÉricÉric
      Keymaster

        There was something oddly off about the new store where Jerk was assigned.
        It’d taken him a few weeks to start realize it, as he was trying to get accustomed to the new environment.
        The more he looked, the more the feeling was getting reinforced. There was for one, this door to the other storey that was blocked by a sort of impregnable charm. Did he unwittingly blocked himself out of this place? Unlikely, as he was usually given the keys to all sorts of places.
        This was definitely annoying as much as it was unusual.
        It was like the neighbours, who’d seemed friendly enough, and despite that, there was something that was missing in their interactions.
        A flaming giraffe for instance, he would have understood the appearance, but a slow smothering of unbridled creativity was a first.
        Where did the fun go?
        They’d said at the last Worldwide Wisdom (a.k.a. Woowoo) Convention that they were done with the Tranche of Truth, and now entering the Tranche of Rules.
        Seems like someone was playing with the rules of the Reality Firewall, and that was not enjoyable…

        That, and those cravings for granola cookies, dreams of roasted marshmallows over a firecamp and red balloons in an elevator… Where was it coming from?

        #4584
        ÉricÉric
        Keymaster

          “Funny how time goes or seem to not exist at all, when you are popping in and out” mused Granola.
          It felt a few seconds since she’d left the sheen of Ferrore wrappings, but with her mind racing in all sorts of places, she’d somehow would appear in another tranche of life months apart from the last sequence she was in.
          Truth be told, she had almost forgotten about the past circumstances, or how the story was unfolding, like waking up from a dream, and barely remembering the threads of the night’s activity all the while knowing you were totally absorbed by them a few blips of consciousness ago.
          If she’d learnt something, that was to go with the flow, and start from where she was. Clues would light the way…

          :fleuron:

          Since they’d moved him (promoted, they said) to the new store in the posh suburbs, Jerk’s job had taken a turn for the worse. One thing was clear, they put him in charge because they had clearly no idea who to put there.
          He’d liked enough that the thing basically was running itself, and he didn’t have much pressure to perform for now. But honestly, these parts of the city were much less exotic to say the least. More drones consumers, bored mums, noisy kids, all day long…

          With the new schedules and the commute, it wasn’t as easy to have a social life; not that he cared too much, but he’d started to bond a bit with the funny neighbors some time ago. With the return of summer, he was thinking of having a rooftop party at their appartment’s building, but for some mysterious reason, time was passing without having even set a day for the event.

          “Less planning, more doing”, something said in his ear, or so he thought.

          “Couldn’t agree more” he said, taking his bag discreetly as he made an early exit for the day.

          #4527

          The trial run was not a complete success, and so it was back to the cooking pot and the agonizingly slow wait.

          The spell and the magic concoction had rendered the three women partially invisible: it seemed that anything with the colour yellow in it (including of course green and orange and so on) remained plainly visible. Pathways of bile had been illuminated like never before: it was not a pleasant sight.

          “I always have trouble with the damn yellows,” remarked Eleri with a despondent sigh, as her hand absentmindedly rubbed her solar plexus. “Hey!” she elbowed Glynis in the ribs, “I just had a thought! Maybe you need to put something purple in the pot.”

          Glynis predictably enough rolled her eyes at Eleri and asked with a snort, “Such as?”

          “I don’t know but you know how they always tell you to twirl your yellows with purple.” Eleri’s face fell and her shoulders sagged. “I don’t know, Glynis, it’s all so discouraging. I miss the others, it’s too damn quiet around here these days. You’d think we’d be able to amuse ourselves, and that makes it even more depressing, doesn’t it? How on earth are we going to snap out of it?”

          “Speak for yourself you miserable tart, I’m busy trying to make this potion so we can get out of here. Just try to buck up, will you! If I had time I’d make you a Buck the Fuck Up potion, but can’t you see I’m busy!” Glynis slammed the wooden spoon down on the counter and burst into tears.

          Eleri raised an eyebrow and said sagely, “Who’s calling who a miserable tart now then, eh!” and then ducked as the wooden spoon came hurtling towards her.

          “Now now,” said Margoritt, “We’re all a bit stressed, no need to take it out on each other. Group hug!”

          “Oh piss off,” replied Eleri and Glynis in unison. “We’re not that desperate,” added Eleri.

          #4526

          There had been more than one occasion over the past few days when Glynis wondered if all the trouble and effort was worth it. As a rule, Glynnis preferred to go with the natural flow of events and trust all was working out as it should, even if she did not always understand the big picture. It seemed to her that once one started fighting for things, well really, there would seem to be no end of injustices one could get involved in. But she cared about her friends and was determined to persevere with the plan.

          “Are you nearly done?” Eleri bounded into the kitchen where Glynis was intently stirring a concoction of herbs in a large saucepan. “Oh my god! It smells disgusting. Maybe the stink alone will scare them off and you don’t even need the magic spell!”

          “It’s not going to get done any quicker with you asking every few minutes,” snapped Glynnis. “I need a mirror.”

          Eleri regarded her with quizzically. “This is no time for vanity, Glynnis!” she said firmly.

          “Very funny. I need a mirror for the invisibility spell. I am nearly done. Oh, and you need to purify the mirror with sage to ward off bad energy.”

          “For sure, I’m on it!” said Eleri, eager to assist and speed the agonising slow process up anyway she could.

          It had taken nearly two days, toiling well into the night, to create the spell to Glynis’s satisfaction. But now it was nearly done and she was excited to try it.

          “Gather round, Everybody,” she called. “We are going to have a trial run.”

          #4510
          F LoveF Love
          Participant

            Maeve sighed loudly—something she had been doing an awful lot of lately—and checked the time on her phone. If she left now and really hurried it would only take 5 minutes to get to the cafe. On the other hand if she took her time … well, with any luck the others would have already moved on.

            Not that she didn’t like Lucinda, on the contrary she enjoyed her neighbour’s gregarious nature and propensity to talk amusing rubbish — usually in public and at the top of her voice which would cause Maeve to look around nervously and lower her own voice in order to compensate.

            Maeve had made peace with her own introversion years ago. In order to survive with a semblance of normality, she had cultivated an outward calm which belied the activity going on in her head. The downside of this was she suspected she came across to others as muted and dull as the beige walls of her apartment. The upside was it allowed her to hide in plain sight; and she considered this to be a very handy trait. In truth, Maeve was one who liked many and few; she would happily talk to people, if she knew what on earth to say to them.

            ‘Anyway,’ Maeve reasoned, ‘I have to finish the doll.’

            She looked with satisfaction at her latest creation; a young boy wearing a vintage style buzzy bee costume. She had painstakingly sewn, stuffed and painted the cloth doll and then sanded the layers of paint till he looked old and well worn. ‘He looks like he has been well loved by some child,’ she mused. There was just one more step remaining before applying a protective coat of varnish and seating him on the shelf next to the others.

            She went to the kitchen drawer. In the 3rd drawer down there was a cardboard box of old keys. Most of the keys didn’t fit anything in her apartment; in fact she had no idea where they came from. Except one. She picked out a small gold key and went to the writing desk in the lounge, a heavy dour piece of furniture with a drop-front desk and various small drawers and cubby holes inside. Maeve unlocked one of these drawers with the key and pulled out a small parcel.

            ‘Only 3 parcels to go,’ she thought with relief.

            A small section of the stitching was unfinished on the back of Bee Boy, just enough to squeeze the package inside and then rearrange the stuffing around it. With neat stitches Maeve sewed up the seam.

            She checked the time. It had taken twenty six minutes.

            “Want to go for a walk to see Aunty Lulu and her nice new friends? See what she is going on about decorating?” she asked Fabio, her pekingese.

            #4490
            ÉricÉric
            Keymaster

              Jerk Munkinn closed his laptop and sighed. It had been a while he’d looked into the Group. So long actually, he’d felt a pinch in his chest when he’d realized so many of his friends had departed.
              “Must have to do with the gettin’ old, eh”.

              Truly, that was a bit of a let down, when you thought of how so many of them tried hard to be chirpy and funny all the time. Exhausting really, like living with kaleidoscopic glasses shooting rainbows in your optic nerve all the time. No wonder some got depressed and left, virtually or for real. Even he could feel the withdrawal effects at times.
              The new joiners were active too, but that didn’t feel the same, he couldn’t bother to get involved any longer.

              A few days ago, there had been a renewed noisy agitation on the Woowoo group. Nothing unusual, he’d first thought, these things tend to go in stress cycles, losing a little more steam at each turn.

              It was not obvious in the beginning, but as he was almost done rolling more and more of the same tiring feelgood stuff, he caught a vaporous idea. Something lying behind. The slow revelation of the loops everyone was caught in. The tearing of the veil of disguise everyone was so wrapped up in. What was he, without that veil?

              For a moment, the door of understanding was there, at hand’s reach, and it went out of focus and moved away.

              A red flash caught his attention in his periphery. Seemed just the lights in the street, but of course he would know better. “Tonttu” his crazy aunt would have said.
              Trickster, or distraction at best. He chose to ignore it, focusing instead on the white noise of the rain falling on the awning, while he got to sleep. Tomorrow was Monday. Only one week of work and he could go back home.

              #4472

              With a spring in her step that she had all but forgotten she possessed, Eleri set off on her trip to speak to her old friend Jolly about her husband Leroway’s latest plan that was causing some considerable controversy among the locals. Eleri planned to make the visit a short one, and to hasten back to Margoritt’s cottage in time for the departure of the expedition ~ because she surely wanted to be a part of that. But first, she had to see Jolly, and not just about Leroway. There was a sense of a stirring, or a quickening ~ it was hard to name precisely but there was a feeling of impending movement, that was wider than the expedition plans. Was Jolly feeling it, would she be considering it too? And if not, Eleri would bid her farewell, and make arrangements with her to send a caretaker down to her cottage. And what, she wondered, would happen about care taking the cottage if Jolly’s villagers were on the move again? Eleri frowned. How much did it matter? Perhaps a stranger would find it and choose to stay there, and make of it what they wished. But what about all her statues and ingredients? Eleri felt her steps falter on the old rocky road as her mind became crowded with all manner of things relating to the cottage, and her work.

              You don’t have to plan every little thing! she reminded herself sternly. None of that has to be decided now anyway! It’s wonderful day to be out walking, hark: the rustling in the undergrowth, and the distant moo and clang of a cow bell.

              The dreadful flu she’d had after the drenching had left her weakly despondent and not her usual self at all. But she’d heard the others talking while she’d been moping about and it was as if a little light had come on inside her.

              She still had trouble remembering all their names: ever since the flu, she had a sort of memory weakness and a peculiar inability to recall timelines correctly. Mr Minn (ah, she noted that she had not forgotten his name!) said not to worry, it was a well known side effect of that particular virus, and that as all time was simultaneous anyway, and all beings were essentially one, it hardly mattered. But Mr Minn, Eleri had replied, It makes it a devil of a job to write a story, to which he enigmatically replied, Not necessarily!

              Someone had asked, Who do we want to come on the expedition, or perhaps they said Who wants to come on the expedition, but Eleri had heard it as Who wants to be a person who wants to go on an expedition, or perhaps, what kind of person do the others want as an expedition companion. But whatever it was, it made Eleri stop and realize that she wasn’t even enjoying the morose despondent helpless feeling glump that she has turned into of late, and that it was only a feeling after all and if she couldn’t change that herself, then who the devil else was going to do it for her, and so she did, bit by bit. It might feel a bit fake at first, someone had said. And it did, somewhat, but it really wasn’t long before it felt quite natural, as it used to be. It was astonishing how quickly it worked, once she had put her mind to it. Less than a week of a determined intention to appreciate the simple things of the day. Such a simple recipe. One can only wonder in amazement at such a simple thing being forgotten so easily. But perhaps that was a side effect of some virus, caught long ago.

              Enjoying the feeling of warm sun on her face, interspersed with moments of cool thanks to passing clouds, Eleri noticed the wildflowers along the way, abundant thanks to all the rain and all flowering at once it seemed, instead of the more usual sequence and succession. Briefly she wondered is this was a side effect of the virus, and another manifestation of the continuity and timeline issues. Even the wildflowers had all come at once this year. She had not noticed all those yellow ones flowering at the same time as all those pink ones in previous years, but a splendid riot they were and a feast for the eyes.

              The puffy clouds drifting past across the sun were joining invisible hands together and forming a crowd, and it began to look like rain again. Eleri felt a little frown start to form and quickly changed it to a beaming smile, remembering the handy weightless impermeability shield that someone (who? Glynnis?) had given her for the trip. She would not catch another dose of the drenching memory flu again, not with the handy shield.

              The raindrops started spattering the path in front of her, spotting the dusty ground, and Eleri activated the device, and became quite entranced with the effects of the droplets hitting the shield and dispersing.

              #4469

              A few weeks back now, a visitor had come to the forest. A visitor dressed in the clothes of a tramp.

              “I’ve come to speak with Glynnis,” he said, when Margoritt answered the door of the cottage.

              “And who might I say is calling?” asked Margoritt. She looked intently into the eyes of the tramp and a look of shock crossed her countenance. “Ah, I see now who you are.”

              The tramp nodded.

              “I mean no harm to you, Old Lady and I mean no harm to Glynis. Tell her to come to the clearing under the Silver Birch. Tell her to make haste.”

              And with that he hobbled away.

              It was no more than a few minutes later, Glynnis came to the clearing. She strode up to the tramp and stood defiant in front of him.

              “What is it you want now!?” she demanded. “And why have you come disguised as a homeless wanderer dressed in rags, you coward! Is this more of your trickery! Can you not leave me in peace with my fate! Have you not done enough harm to me already! And all because I could not love you in return! she scoffed at him, her voice raised in fury and unable to halt the angry tirade though she knew caution would be the more prudent path to take.

              The tramp stood silent in the face of her anger.

              “I have come to say I am sorry and to undo the harm I did to you,” he said at last. “I was wondering would you like me to remove the scales from your face?”

              Glynnis could not reply. She stared at him in shock, trying to comprehend what his words meant.

              “My father left this dimension a short while ago,” he continued. “When he left, something changed in me. A dark mass had obscured my vision so I could feel only hatred towards you. When my father departed, so did the hatred. I realise now he cursed me … since then I have seen clearly the wrong I did to you and hastened to make amends. I came dressed as a tramp … well to be honest I thought it was quite a fun costume and I did not want to cause undue fear in those I met on my path.”

              He reached into his tattered cape and pulled out a small package. “Apply this lotion every night for a week. It will dissolve the scales and as well will heal the scars within as you sleep.”

              #4465
              TracyTracy
              Participant

                The teleporter in pink raised an eyebrow at overhearing the mention of the refund policy of the auction house: just moments ago she had received a message of satisfaction from an interdimensional auction house on the successful completion of a returned manifestation.

                #4446

                Margoritt’s left knee was painful that day. Last time it hurt so much was twenty years ago, during that notorious drought when a fire started and almost burnt the whole forest down. Only a powerful spell from the Fae people could stop it. But today they sky was clear, and the forest was enjoying a high degree of humidity from the last magic rain. Margoritt, who was not such a young lady anymore dismissed the pain as a sign of old age.
                You have to accept yourself as you are at some point, she sighed.

                The guests were still there, and everyone was participating to the life of the community. Eleri, who had been sick had been taken care of in turn by Fox and Glynnis, while Rukshan had reorganised the functioning of the farm. They now had a second cow and produced enough milk to make cakes and butter that they sold to the neighbouring Faes, and they had a small herd of Rainbow Lamas that produced the softest already colourful wool, among other things. Gorrash, awoken at night, had formed an alliance with the owls that helped them to keep the area clear of mice and rats and was also in charge of the weekly night fireworks.

                The strange colourful eggs had hatched recently giving birth to strange little creatures that were not yet sure of which shape to adopt. They sometimes looked like cuddly kittens, sometimes like cute puppies, or mischievous monkeys. They always took the form of a creature with a tail, except when they were frightened and turned into a puddle. It had been hard for Margoritt who mistook them for dog pee, but Fox had been very helpful with his keen sense of smell and washing away the poor creatures had been avoided. Nobody had any idea if they could survive once diluted in water.

                The day was going great, Margoritt sat on her rocking chair enjoying a fresh nettle lassi on the terrace while doing some embroidery work on Eleri’s blouse. Her working kit was on a small stool in front of her. Working with her hands helped her forget about her knee and also made her feel useful in this youthful community where everybody wanted to help her. She was rather proud of her last design representing a young girl and a god statue holding hands together. She didn’t think of herself as a matchmaker, but sometimes you just had to give a little push when fate didn’t want to do its job.

                Micawber Minn arrived, his face as long as the Lamazon river. He had the latest newspaper with him and put it on Margoritt’s lap. Surprise and a sudden sharp and burning pain in her knee made her left leg jerk forward, strewing all her needles onto the floor. Margoritt, upset, looked at the puddle of lassi sluggishly starting to covering them up.
                “What…” she began.
                “Read the damn paper,” said Minn.

                She did. The front page mentioned the reelection of Leroway as Lord Mayor, despite his poor results in developing the region.
                “Well, that’s not surprising,” Margoritt said with a shrug, starting to feel angry at Minn for frightening her.
                “Read further,” said Minn suddenly looking cynical.
                Margoritt continued and gasped. Her face turned blank.
                “That’s not possible. We need to tell the other,” she said. “We can not let Leroway build his road through the forest.”

                #4419

                In reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud

                ÉricÉric
                Keymaster

                  come interest mud completely forget
                  follow boring dragon ceiling spell
                  latest further dreams liz forgetful
                  realised starting towards death run quietly

                  #4403
                  F LoveF Love
                  Participant

                    random plot generator

                    A BOOK SHOP – IT IS THE AFTERNOON AFTER ALBIE HIT HIS MOTHER WITH A FEATHER.

                    Newly unemployed ALBIE is arguing with his friend JENNY RAMSBOTTOM. ALBIE tries to hug JENNY but she shakes him off angrily.

                    ALBIE
                    Please Jenny, don’t leave me.

                    JENNY
                    I’m sorry Albie, but I’m looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away. You hit your mother with a feather! You could have just talked to her!

                    ALBIE
                    I am such a person!

                    JENNY
                    I’m sorry, Albie. I just don’t feel excited by this relationship anymore.

                    JENNY leaves and ALBIE sits down, looking defeated.

                    Moments later, gentle sweet shop owner MR MATT HUMBLE barges in looking flustered.

                    ALBIE
                    Goodness, Matt! Is everything okay?

                    MATT
                    I’m afraid not.

                    ALBIE
                    What is it? Don’t keep me in suspense…

                    MATT
                    It’s … a hooligan … I saw an evil hooligan frighten a bunch of elderly ladies!

                    ALBIE
                    Defenseless elderly ladies?

                    MATT
                    Yes, defenseless elderly ladies!

                    ALBIE
                    Bloomin’ heck, Matt! We’ve got to do something.

                    MATT
                    I agree, but I wouldn’t know where to start.

                    ALBIE
                    You can start by telling me where this happened.

                    MATT
                    I was…
                    MATT fans himself and begins to wheeze.

                    ALBIE
                    Focus Matt, focus! Where did it happen?

                    MATT
                    The Library! That’s right – the Library!

                    ALBIE springs up and begins to run.

                    EXT. A ROADCONTINUOUS

                    ALBIE rushes along the street, followed by MATT. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

                    INT. A LIBRARYSHORTLY AFTER

                    ROGER BLUNDER a forgetful hooligan terrorises two elderly ladies.

                    ALBIE, closely followed by MATT, rushes towards ROGER, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

                    MATT
                    What is is? What’s the matter?

                    ALBIE
                    That’s not just any old hooligan, that’s Roger Blunder!

                    MATT
                    Who’s Roger Blunder?

                    ALBIE
                    Who’s Roger Blunder? Who’s Roger Blunder? Only the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                    MATT
                    Blinkin’ knickers, Albie! We’re going to need some help if we’re going to stop the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                    ALBIE
                    You can say that again.

                    MATT
                    Blinkin’ knickers, Albie! We’re going to need some help if we’re going to stop the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                    ALBIE
                    I’m going to need candlesticks, lots of candlesticks.

                    Roger turns and sees Albie and Matt. He grins an evil grin.

                    ROGER
                    Albie Jones, we meet again!

                    MATT
                    You’ve met?

                    ALBIE
                    Yes. It was a long, long time ago…

                    EXT. A PARKBACK IN TIME

                    A young ALBIE is sitting in a park listening to some trance music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.

                    He looks up and sees ROGER. He takes off his headphones.

                    ROGER
                    Would you like some wine gums?

                    ALBIE’s eyes light up, but then he studies ROGER more closely, and looks uneasy.

                    ALBIE
                    I don’t know, you look kind of forgetful.

                    ROGER
                    Me? No. I’m not forgetful. I’m the least forgetful hooligan in the world.

                    ALBIE
                    Wait, you’re a hooligan?

                    ALBIE runs away, screaming.

                    INT. A LIBRARYPRESENT DAY

                    ROGER
                    You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.

                    MATT
                    (To ALBIE) You ran away?
                    ALBIE
                    (To MATT) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
                    ALBIE turns to ROGER.

                    ALBIE
                    I may have run away from you then, but I won’t run away this time!
                    ALBIE runs away.

                    He turns back and shouts.

                    ALBIE
                    I mean, I am running away, but I’ll be back – with candlesticks.

                    ROGER
                    I’m not scared of you.

                    ALBIE
                    You should be.

                    INT. A SWEET SHOPLATER THAT DAY

                    ALBIE and MATT walk around searching for something.

                    ALBIE
                    I feel sure I left my candlesticks somewhere around here.

                    MATT
                    Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly candlesticks.

                    ALBIE
                    You know nothing Matt Humble.

                    MATT
                    We’ve been searching for ages. I really don’t think they’re here.

                    Suddenly, ROGER appears, holding a pair of candlesticks.

                    ROGER
                    Looking for something?

                    MATT
                    Crikey, Albie, he’s got your candlesticks.

                    ALBIE
                    Tell me something I don’t already know!

                    MATT
                    The earth’s circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.

                    ALBIE
                    I know that already!

                    MATT
                    I’m afraid of dust.

                    ROGER
                    (appalled) Dude!

                    While ROGER is looking at MATT with disgust, ALBIE lunges forward and grabs his deadly candlesticks. He wields them, triumphantly.

                    ALBIE
                    Prepare to die, you forgetful aubergine!

                    ROGER
                    No please! All I did was frighten a bunch of elderly ladies!

                    JENNY enters, unseen by any of the others.

                    ALBIE
                    I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those elderly ladies were defenceless! Well now they have a defender – and that’s me! Albie Jones defender of innocent elderly ladies.

                    ROGER
                    Don’t hurt me! Please!

                    ALBIE
                    Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t use these candlesticks on you right away!

                    ROGER
                    Because Albie, I am your father.

                    ALBIE looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.

                    ALBIE
                    No you’re not!

                    ROGER
                    Ah well, it had to be worth a try.

                    ROGER tries to grab the candlesticks but ALBIE dodges out of the way.

                    ALBIE
                    Who’s the daddy now? Huh? Huh?

                    Unexpectedly, ROGER slumps to the ground.

                    MATT
                    Did he just faint?

                    ALBIE
                    I think so. Well that’s disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly candlesticks.

                    ALBIE crouches over ROGER’s body.

                    MATT
                    Be careful, Albie. It could be a trick.

                    ALBIE
                    No, it’s not a trick. It appears that… It would seem… Roger Blunder is dead!

                    ALBIE
                    What?

                    ALBIE
                    Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.

                    MATT claps his hands.

                    MATT
                    So your candlesticks did save the day, after all.

                    JENNY steps forward.

                    JENNY
                    Is it true? Did you kill the forgetful hooligan?

                    ALBIE
                    Jenny how long have you been…?

                    JENNY puts her arm around ALBIE.

                    JENNY
                    Long enough.

                    ALBIE
                    Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Roger Blunder.

                    JENNY
                    Then the elderly ladies are safe?

                    ALBIE
                    It does seem that way!

                    A crowd of vulnerable elderly ladies enter, looking relived.

                    JENNY
                    You are their hero.

                    The elderly ladies bow to ALBIE.

                    ALBIE
                    There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Roger Blunder will never frighten elderly ladies ever again, is enough for me.

                    JENNY
                    You are humble as well as brave! And I think that makes up for hitting your mother with a feather. It does in my opinion!

                    One of the elderly ladies passes ALBIE a healing ring

                    JENNY
                    I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.

                    ALBIE
                    I couldn’t possibly.
                    Pause.

                    ALBIE
                    Well, if you insist. It could come in handy when I go to the Doline tomorrow. With my friend Matt. It is dangerous and only for brave people and a healing ring could come in handy.

                    ALBIE takes the ring.

                    ALBIE
                    Thank you.
                    The elderly ladies bow their heads once more, and leave.

                    ALBIE turns to JENNY.

                    ALBIE
                    Does this mean you want me back?

                    JENNY
                    Oh, Albie, of course I want you back!
                    ALBIE smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.

                    ALBIE
                    Well you can’t have me.

                    JENNY
                    WHAT?

                    ALBIE
                    You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a hooligan to death before you would believe in me. I don’t want a lover like that. And I am going to the Doline and I may not be back!

                    JENNY
                    But…

                    ALBIE
                    Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin – my best friend, Matt.

                    MATT grins.

                    JENNY
                    But…

                    MATT
                    You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!

                    JENNY
                    Albie?

                    ALBIE
                    I’m sorry Jenny, but I think you should skidaddle.
                    JENNY leaves.

                    MATT turns to ALBIE.

                    MATT
                    Did you mean that? You know … that I’m your best friend?

                    ALBIE
                    Of course you are!
                    The two walk off arm in arm.

                    Suddenly MATT stops.

                    MATT
                    When I said I’m afraid of dust, you know I was just trying to distract the hooligan don’t you?

                    #4402
                    F LoveF Love
                    Participant

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                      Albie looked at the soft feather in his hands and felt happy.

                      He walked over to the window and reflected on his silent surroundings. He had always loved haunting the village near the doline with its few, but faithful inhabitants. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel happiness.

                      Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Ma. He felt his mood drop. Ma was ambitious and a mean-spirited bossy boots.

                      Albie gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an impulsive, kind-hearted, beer drinker. His friends saw him as an amusing foolish clown. But he was kind-hearted and once, he had even brought a brave baby bird back from the brink of death.

                      But not even an impulsive person who had once brought a brave baby bird back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Ma had in store today.

                      The inclement brooding silence teased like a sitting praying mantis, making Albie anticipate the worst.

                      As Albie stepped outside and Ma came closer, he could see the mean glint in her eye.

                      Ma glared with all the wrath of 9 thoughtless hurt hippo. She said, in hushed tones, “I disown you and I want you to leave.”

                      Albie looked back, even more nervous and still fingering the soft feather. “Ma, please don’t boss me. I am going to the doline,” he replied.

                      They looked at each other with conflicted feelings, like two deep donkeys chatting at a very funny farewell.

                      Suddenly, Ma lunged forward and tried to punch Albie in the face. Quickly, Albie grabbed the soft feather and brought it down on Ma’s skull.

                      Ma’s skinny ear trembled and her short legs wobbled. She looked excited, her emotions raw like a rabblesnatching, rare rock.

                      Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Ma was dead.

                      Albie went back inside and had himself a cold beer.

                      #4392
                      Jib
                      Participant

                        “Tourists!” shouted Ugo the gecko to his albino friends. They all stopped and turned their heads in unison to look at the two humans who had entered the premises, inside their small chests their hearts beating fast with excitement like so many small shamanic drums that only gecko ears could hear. Ugo was so engrossed in those two humongous creatures and the hypnotic rhythm of his friends’ heartbeats that he didn’t see the suckers from his front left paw were getting loose again. They had been damaged in a fight with a twirling bat one week ago and they still hadn’t heal nicely because he didn’t care so much. Soon his left paw got detached from the ancient stones of the wall, followed by his right and soon he fell. But like he was made of sticking rubber the fall was short and he got stuck again on a lower stone, walking on the head of a few friends in the process.

                        “Sorry for that! I’ll have them checked, promise.”

                        Some of the geckos missed a heartbeat, frightened by the sudden turmoil. They ran in what might appear random directions and panic quickly spread among the albino geckolony on the wall. By a miracle of nature and because they were all so fascinated by tourists, the geckos rearranged nicely only to stop a sucking steps away and turned their head back again toward the tourists. Their hearts beating in unison again.

                        “Look! that dark wall over there with the white hieroglyphs. I’m sure it just moved!” said the tallest of the tourists. She was curious and decided to go watch by herself what that curious wall was about.

                        #4391
                        TracyTracy
                        Participant

                          It had been a long time coming, but Lillianne had known there was no rush. There had been a flurry of interest many years ago, but nothing came to fruition. All the ingredients were there for a banquet of discovery, but no cooks to combine the ingredients successfully ~ until now.

                          They’d been very careful to cover their tracks, even laying red herrings along the way. Others were interested, they knew that, and they knew they’d been followed, sensing the lurking energy trails behind them. But the main thing was, they got there first. Now was not a time to relax, despite the urge to just pause and revel in the accomplishment.

                          “But I’m knackered, Lillianne,” whined Petra, running her hands distractedly through her tangled hair. “Surely we can take a little nap before we continue. Over there behind those rocks, look! Let’s just nip behind there.”

                          Lillianne pursed her lips. There was no point in arguing with Petra when she was tired. And the more she thought about it, the more a short rest sounded enticing. The climb down into the dense wooded gorge had been arduous, and her ankle ached where she’d twisted it on a loose rock.

                          “Come on then, but only half an hour!”

                          #4378
                          TracyTracy
                          Participant

                            “The mansion to yourself?” snorted Liz. “You, Godfrey, will be going on ahead to make sure everything is ready for us. We’d like a nice leafy garden and a balcony, and do make sure we have a really good cook.”

                            “And we want first class tickets,” added Finnley. “Because we are worth it,” she added defiantly, noticing the various raised eyebrows. “I’ll go and find Roberto then shall I?”

                            “That’s a very good question, Finnley. Where the devil is he anyway? Godfrey, perhaps you should go and find him, and lay the law down a bit about wandering off the thread while on duty.”

                            “Funnily enough,” said Godfrey, clearing his throat, “Roberto appears to have fetched up in Mumbai. He was spotted a few days ago chasing chickens and trying to stuff them into a story thread. I was, ahem, going to mention it…”

                            Liz was just about to start complaining about always being the last to know what was going on, when a thought struck her about how marvelously fortuitous it was that she wanted Godfrey to go on ahead to India, and to also look for Roberto ~ who was conveniently in India!

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