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  • #3641
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      ”What exactly are you still doing here, Finnley? I have Haki to do the cleaning and look after the baby and Sonia. And what a beautiful job she does too. Without any unnecessary complaining,” Elizabeth added pointedly.

      Finnley rolled her eyes. “And I suppose you expect her to do your proofreading as well?

      “Oh yes,” Elizabeth conceded gratefully, always amazed at Finnley’s perspicacity.

      ”By the way,” said Finnley, ”I know you miss Godfrey but you might want to stop with all the comfort eating. Your bum is starting to look obese.”

      #3636
      ÉricÉric
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        The Postshiftic traumanic drumneling groupcircle was helping a lot Godfrey with his new goals. He’d found there many like-minded individuals, working through their past trauma and healing psychic abuses with a good dose of mushrooms and drumming, and visits to the Spore Hit World.

        At first, hearing about the mushrooms, he was a bit anxious. Not so much about the hallucinogenic effects (he was rather impervious to them), but dreading that it would attract Elizabeth and detract from the catharsis.

        The other day, while he was walking in the street, and trying to stay in the Gnowme, he bumped into Finnley. He couldn’t recognize her at first. She usually hid her long flowing hair in some kerchief to do the chores, and hid her genius in plain sight.

        He couldn’t help but enquire about how things were going back at the Tattler Mansion, expecting a bit of disarray, but nothing like what she told him (in her usual scarcity of words).
        “A baby now? Seriously?”

        Liz didn’t strike him as the motherly type, looking by the way she treated her paper babies at least.

        “I heard she got herself a fine help, with a strong grip on things.”

        Godfrey sighed. It always started like that.

        #3631
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          Finnley was glad Elizabeth had hired that old maori woman as a replacement maid. Especially if there was to be a baby to look after. She did a quick search to find the meaning of guano.

          “Gross,” she muttered.

          #3623
          ÉricÉric
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            Finnley’s tirade stirred something in Godfrey.

            He may not have completely given voice of the thought in his head, but it made him realize that the thought of quitting for something different had been here all along.
            He liked Elizabeth well enough. To be honest, such caring for an ungrateful and volatile lady was borderline devotion, but still, it wasn’t about that.

            I wanted to change the world, and Elizabeth vision of greatness and madness alike was, for a time, something he could fall in line behind and support with passion.

            Through visionary books, to open the minds of the pleb to the realms of possibilities, ah! no matter how deliciously delirious and quaint such possibilities seemed. That was a grand epic in budding.

            And then, after so many years of relentless editing, copy-writing, and of course maid after maid interviews, all there was left? Unbridled madness and tyranny from the well of grandiose ideas that Elizabeth had been, and to some extent still, was.

            In fact, Godfrey had stifled his own creativity by falling in line behind the writing giantess. There were timid attempts at writing his own story, and only piles of old notebook to account for it.

            Purpose, Truth, Action those were the magic words…

            “Oh, bugger it Liz’. I quit.”

            How’s that for action? Another thread would do me good. Like to see what life’s brewing on Mars.

            #3622
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              ”And that’s another thing,” she continued. ”Why do all your characters have to be in some form of servitude to you?”

              She looked accusingly at Elizabeth.

              “I’m a lowly cleaner and Godfrey’s sole purpose in life seems to be to agree with everything you say and now poor old Norbert is a gardener! From New Zealand! Of all the godforsaken places you could have chosen.”

              “Steady on, Finnley …” began Godfrey

              Finnley ignored him.

              “You could have made the poor man anything and yet you made him another slave to carry out your every warped whim. Granted, that was rather an obscure comment I made about him liking smelly old fish. Perhaps that did narrow your options somewhat.”

              Exhausted, Finnley lapsed into a thoughtful silence.

              Elizabeth gazed at her in awed admiration. Finnley, your perceptiveness has rendered me speechless.”

              #3621
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                Nobody heard him so he tried again.

                ”knock knock”

                ”Who’s there?” called out Elizabeth

                Norbert

                Norbert who?”

                ”Nor, bert ya shudn’t cull out uf ya don’t wont mey tu carm knuckin”.

                ”Friggin kiwi accents,” muttered Finnley. “I can’t understand a word they say.”

                #3617

                In reply to: The Hosts of Mars

                ÉricÉric
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                  Being a distinguished host, Mother Shirley had been assigned one of the Finnleys bodies, the one with the number 21 plastered on its forehead.
                  “Twinnie,” she called in her croak of a voice “do the thing!”

                  Finnley 21 rolled her eyes to connect to her inner source, which was the main computer board, and a stream of random words started to flow down like colander water:

                  half leading usually jack gave legs secret stick
                  light plan fell yourself elizabeth sometimes child
                  downson recovery management karmalott surprise early

                  Shirley clapped her hands gleefully like a child. “How wonderful Twinnie, you’re my personal Oracle, the words of the Mighty Goddess of War have never felt so close and special to me.”
                  Mother Shirley looked undisturbed by the lack of response from the cybernetic body, and went on “Now, will you, help me adjust this headpiece, it chafes at the temples.”

                  #3609
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                    “Perhaps,” said Elizabeth, “A little less fucking reading and a bit more writing would help this story along.”

                    “Perhaps” replied Finnley sniffily, “You should be the one to start.”

                    #3608
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                      “What ARE you reading, Finnley?”

                      “Just a book I picked up in Paris,” she replied nonchalantly, hoping that would be enough information to appease Elizabeth’s curiosity. And also, as an added bonus, adding a certain je ne sais quoi to her vibe. Finley knew she could come across as a tad boring, something she was quite proud of. Still, it didn’t hurt to mix things up every now and then.

                      Elizabeth sighed loudly. “If you can’t think of anything sensible to say then I wish you would just talk nonsense. Or go to another thread” she added as an afterthought, wondering just whose thread this was anyway. Finley was tending to monopolise things lately. Even without saying much.

                      “At least I am reading a fucking book”, muttered Finnley under her breath.

                      That being a euphemism for writing a fucking comment of course.

                      #3606
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                        Finnley got a book out of her bag and started reading, rather rudely, Elizabeth thought.

                        Liz leaned over so that she could read over Finnley’s shoulder, in the absence of anyone to talk to as all the characters had been written out of the script.

                        “…full of misinformation and wrong opinions.” she read.

                        “Then sir, you may say so. The ruder you are, the more the editors will be delighted.”

                        (A point worth bearing in mind, Liz thought)

                        “But it is my own opinions which I wish to make better known, not other people’s.”

                        “Ah, but, sir, it is precisely by passing judgements upon other people’s work and pointing out their errors that readers can be made to understand your own opinions better. It is the easiest thing in the world to turn a review to one’s own ends. One only need mention the book once or twice and for the rest of the article one may develop one’s theme just as one chuses. It is, I assure you, what every body else does.”

                        “Hmm, you may be right. But, no. It would seem as if I were lending support to what ought never to have been published in the first place.”

                        When Elizabeth had had enough of reading, she wrote Godfrey back into the script.

                        #3605
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                          “The law is an ass, Godfrey,” Elizabeth said, extricating a bit of sag paneer from between her teeth that he had drawn her attention to. “I have no intention of wasting my time in court. As a matter of fact, I’ve written the critic out of the story. And the court. Waste of fecking time, fecking gobshites, the fecking lot of them.”

                          “You seem to be developing an Irish accent, Liz,” he replied, signalling the waiter for the bill.

                          “What did you do that for? There was no bill to pay until you introduced the fecking waiter into the script!”

                          “If you don’t pay the bill or turn up in court, the police will come and arrest you, Liz, have you considered that?”

                          “What fecking police?” she replied.

                          “Who are you talking to?” asked Finnley. “I wrote Godfrey out of the story this morning.”

                          “Whatever for?” Liz asked in surprise.

                          “He kept talking. I hate talking.”

                          Wisely, Elizabeth said nothing.

                          #3604
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                            The blast ricocheted throughout the town. It set the dogs barking, chickens squalking and babies crying. Folks dropped what they were doing, in many cases literally: dishes and beer bottles crashed to the floor, as the towns people ran outside to find out what was going on, or ran for cover.

                            Bert, sitting on top of Plater’s Rock watching it all, slapped his thigh, whooped and then laughed until the tears ran like rain season creeks through the desert dry creases of his face. The unaccustomed unbridled mirth provoked a coughing fit: Bert balled up the phlegm that rose in his throat and catapulted gobs of it towards the creek below.

                            Well, that’s finally got that off my chest, he said to himself with another choking cackle.

                            The creek itself after the explosion was obscured from his sight by a thick pall of smoke, but the sputum projectiles were aimed with deadly accuracy at the bridge ~ or where the bridge had been.

                            There was no bridge there now though, not that anyone would have noticed its disappearance if he hadn’t made sure they did. Years he’d spent making that bridge, a bit at a time, with what he could find or chance upon, working on it as often as he had time for. He’d found what he could only describe as a “special place” over on the other side of the creek, it spoke to him and seemed to call on him to bring others. The only way to it from the town was to swim the creek, or drive almost 200 miles by road, via the closest bridge at Ninetown. So Bert decided to build a bridge across, so people could go back and forth with ease and enjoy the place on the other side.

                            Bert had finished the bridge three years ago during the dry season, and invited everyone over upon it’s completion. Four people turned up, even though he’d set up a picnic and brought coolboxes of champagne and beer, and a big bag of weed. Less than a dozen people used Bert’s bridge in the first two years, and he was the only one to cross over since the last dry season.

                            Finding the dynamite in the old mine shaft a few months back had given him the idea. An impulse had seized him after the unexpected encounter with Elizabeth. He blew the bridge up. It was over. He could breathe again.

                            #3595
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                              Bugger caution, thought Finnley. “My cousin Finly has a new job,” she said impulsively to Godfrey, while they waited for Elizabeth to return from the loo.

                              Godfrey jumped.

                              Finnley, I didn’t realise you were there. How very interesting. Where is your cousin working?”

                              Finnley sighed loudly and decided impulsive conversation was overrated. Why do people always want to know more? She had given him the bloody gist of it hadn’t she?

                              “Don’t make me talk. I hate talking,” she said, rudely rolling her eyes.

                              #3594
                              ÉricÉric
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                                Liz’, I’m sorry to interrupt,” remarked Godfrey, somewhat cautiously, “I know you’d rather forget about it, but shall I remind you that we are going to be irrevocably late for our appointment at the court, for the third time.”
                                “What nonsense is that again? And where did you appear from Godammfrey? I haven’t summoned you!”

                                Godfrey couldn’t help but raise his eyes and start a rolling motion, but insisted.
                                “The lawsuit, darling. This scandalous libel by that rat of a critic who accused you quite unambiguously of both plagiarism and ghostwriting. You surely do remember that?”

                                “I’m sorry Godfrey, can’t this be dealt with without my being there. I’m not paying you peanuts to just entertain me.”

                                Godfrey sighed. It was already the second time they missed the appointment, and the judge would certainly no see it in a good light. A little bit of publicity around this affair wasn’t bad of course, especially with such hilarious allegations. Everyone in town knew well enough Elizabeth’s take on both plagiarism (“it’s just slight teafing”) and ghostwriting (“channeling by another name, darling”), so it was very good publicity indeed.
                                But having sued the critic now, it would be a pity to lose to him. If only for the money. When did she become so careless about it? Having personnel did go a little to her head…

                                “If you’d pardon me” Elizabeth said after a eloquent burp, “all that tea have quite distended my bladder, and I would actually quite enjoy discovering the loo of the courthouse. When shall we go?”

                                #3585
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                                  “I do think, Elizabeth,” remarked Finnley, somewhat cautiously, “That you rather over~egged the brûlée.”

                                  #3581
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                                    Bert raised an eyebrow at Elizabeth’s obvious sarcasm, which unfortunately caught her eye and put him in the spotlight of her penetrating gaze.

                                    “How about you Bert? Were you listening?” she asked, raising an eyebrow of her own to match Berts.

                                    Finnly, always on the lookout for an opportunity to out do Liz, raised both of her eyebrows simultaneously; then looked quickly down, pretending to examine her nails.

                                    Bert decided that in this case honestly was the best policy and replied “No. I was wondering if Prune had cleaned up the blood spattered corridor.”

                                    While Liz was momentarily speechless, Finnley quickly interjected another line from the book she had hidden under the table.

                                    “Then why did none of us hear the blood crazed howl?”

                                    “Ah! Aha! I’ll tell you why nobody heard the blood crazed howl!” Elizabeth had become alarmingly animated, leaning forward and rapping sharply on the table with her cigarette lighter. “The walls of isolation that surround you, the windows you keep closed and shuttered for fear of a draft of passion, the fences of barbed trotted out dogma you use as protection ~ but I ask you, protection from what?”

                                    “Buggered if I know, Liz. Can I go now?” said Bert.

                                    #3579
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                                      Finnley looked up guiltily from the Lemololol novel she was surreptitiously reading under the table. In an effort to give the impression she had been listening, Finnley read the first line her eyes fell on.

                                      “You know Elizabeth, I always say you need a good smoking pile of manure to grow bigger cucumbers.”

                                      Elizabeth gasped in admiration. “You are so wise, Finnley. We may have had our differences in the past — I have such strong inner values — and I may call you odd behind your back, but manure and cucumbers, that is just brilliant! That sums it up precisely. Let me make you another cup of tea.”

                                      #3566
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                                        Corrie:

                                        “Get away from that door Prune, you nosy parker!” It wasn’t the first time I’d caught her eavesdropping outside room 8.

                                        “Begone, thine tawdry wench, spaketh not thus to thine majesty or I’ll have thee hung drawn and quartered!” she replied in a whisper as she slid past me and ran down the corridor.

                                        It suddenly dawned on me that this funny speaking Prune had been doing lately was something she was picking up on from behind that door. I inched closer to the door, bending down to press my ear to the keyhole. I was slightly off balance when the door flew open suddenly, causing me to stagger right into the room. Caught red handed, I could feel the blush rising as my hand flew to my mouth. There sitting on the end of the bed was what can only be described as an Elizabethan wonder woman superhero.

                                        I backed out of the room quickly, but not so fast that I didn’t see what was on the bed behind the woman. It was the flying fish that had gone missing from over the fireplace.

                                        #3541
                                        ÉricÉric
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                                          Funny thing was, none of this would be possible, if not for Liz’ impeccable release of new literary works. Despite her feigned struggles, she managed to release them like clockwork.
                                          Prolific line-pissing writers like King had nothing to envy to her. She would document and expound on nearly every bit of news passing. As a matter of fact, most of her morning rituals were to document the press review, and make clippings out of the most absurd or mundane events, and somehow, weave enthralling tales with it.

                                          The last past years had been the most flourishing ones, mostly focused on tales of social responsibility in magical gardens, civil disobedience in cetacean societies, and financial collapse of ayahuasca economy based Amazonian tribes.

                                          Well, to be honest, the magic had to be left to the Finnleys. It was nor the endless cleaning nor the unnerving bluster that had them resign. It was mostly that they were literary agents in cover aspiring to more than a life of cleaning. For what Elizabeth had as gift of prolixity, all the Finnleys were hired to put it all together, while sworn to secrecy.
                                          Of course, with each best-sellers, they had to find a new one most of the time.

                                          Despite the occasional ill-temper, all of it seemed now like a well-oiled machine.
                                          However, Godfrey was growing concerned about the last one of the Finnleys. Very concerned.

                                          #3540
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                                            That Liz had started to become a few sandwiches short of a picnic when she’d hit her 57th birthday was an open secret.
                                            Her editor had to personally recruit frequent replacements for her dame de compagnie, whom, no matter how different they looked, she would invariably call ‘cleaning lady Finnley’, stuck with her remembrance of a certain period of her life.

                                            Godfrey often had wondered… were he to resign, and be replaced like so many Finnleys before this one, would she also call his replacement “Godfrey”? The though made him titter, as he put the kettle on the stove.
                                            At times he wanted to scream that he wasn’t her bloody man-servant, but her personal doctor had made a point to explain to him that Elizabeth’s frail grasp on reality would only be strengthened if everyone continued to play the charade of her life.

                                            Truth was, she really did seem to grow younger as the years passed, and as she was bossing around everyone with great enjoyment, Godfrey had often wondered if she wasn’t in cahoots with her physician to have everyone believe she was truly losing it.
                                            He had to admit, she was doing a terrific job at it.

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