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    In reply to: Orbs of Madjourneys

    The team had to stop when a sandstorm hit them in the middle of the desert. They only had an hour drive left to reach the oasis where Lama Yoneze had been seen last and Miss Tartiflate insisted, like she always did, against the guides advice that they kept on going. She feared the last shaman would be lost in the storm, maybe croak stuffed with that damn dust. But when they lost the satellite dish and a jeep almost rolled down a sand dune, she finally listened to the guides. They had them park the cars close to each other, then checked the straps and urged everyone to stay in their cars until the storm was over.

    Youssef at first thought he was lucky. He managed to get into the same car as Tiff, the young intern he had discussed with the other day. But despite all their precautions, they couldn’t stop the dust to come in. It was everywhere and you had to kept your mouth and eyes shut if you didn’t want to grind your teeth with fine sand. So instead he enjoyed this unexpected respite from his trying to save THE BLOG from the evil Thi Gang, and from Miss Tartiflate’s continuous flow of criticism.

    The storm blew off the dish just after Xavier had sent him AL’s answer to the strange glyphs he had received on his phone. When Youssef read the message, he sighed. He had forgotten hope was an illusion. AL was in its infancy and was not a dead language expert. He gave them something fitting Youssef’s current location and the questions about famous alien dishes they asked him last week. It was just an old pot luck recipe from when the Silk Road was passing through the Gobi desert. He just hoped Xavier would have some luck until Youssef found a way to restore the connexion.

    #6378
    ÉricÉric
    Keymaster

      A thread to share some of the prompts behind the AI-assisted journey into new adventures.

      To start off…

      Please write the exciting start of a novel.

      Some elements you can integrate if you want:

      – Four randomly chosen names full of panache that sound distinct from each other, slightly exotic and evocative
      – the sentiment from this quotation: “Look around… Beauty is everywhere. You only have to look to see it.” – a group of four people ready for an adventure, standing in a cave with stalactites in front of a giant orb or bubble that seem to open to another brightly lit realm. Inside the bigger orb are some smaller orbs.
      – the following term “mad journeys”

      > result…

      Told it to continue and it brought dragons… Asked to tone down the fantasy stuff, here’s what came out:

      They walked into a small village, where they were greeted by a group of people wearing clothes that looked like they were from the 1920s. The people told them that they were in the land of the “Quirks”, a place where everything and everyone was a little bit different, and that they had to find the “Key of Quirks” in order to leave the land.

      The group set off on their journey to find the key, but little did they know that their adventure was about to become even more exciting and quirky than they could ever have imagined. They encountered a talking dog, a man who had a garden on top of his head, and a group of people who lived inside of giant mushrooms.

      As they journeyed on, they faced challenges and made new friends, but most importantly they learn to embrace their own quirks and individuality. Eventually, they found the key and were able to leave the land of the Quirks, but they knew that they would always carry a piece of that land with them.

      #6377

      In reply to: Orbs of Madjourneys

      The four adventurers, Zara, Xavier, Yasmin, and Youssef, stood in awe in front of the giant orb that seemed to open up to another realm. The light emanating from the orb was so bright, it was as if the sun was just inches away. The stalactites that hung from the cave’s ceiling sparkled like diamonds in the light, adding to the otherworldly beauty of the scene.

      “Look around,” Yasmin said, her voice filled with wonder. “Beauty is everywhere. You only have to look to see it.”

      The group was ready for an adventure and they knew that the orb in front of them was the key to their mad journey. Xavier stepped forward and reached out to touch the orb. As soon as his fingers made contact with the surface, the orb lit up and a pathway formed, leading into the brightly lit realm.

      The group stepped through the pathway and found themselves in a world unlike anything they had ever seen before. The sky was a vibrant shade of purple and the ground was covered in a lush, green grass. The orb they had just passed through was now behind them, but in front of them were smaller orbs, each one leading to a different path.

      Zara, Xavier, Yasmin, and Youssef looked at each other with excitement in their eyes. They knew that this was just the beginning of their mad journey.

      Xavier stepped forward and reached out to touch the orb. As soon as his fingers made contact with the surface, the orb lit up and a pathway formed, leading into the brightly lit realm.

      :fleuron:

      They walked into a small village, where they were greeted by a group of people wearing clothes that looked like they were from the 1920s. The people told them that they were in the land of the “Quirks”, a place where everything and everyone was a little bit different, and that they had to find the “Key of Quirks” in order to leave the land.

      The four friends, Zara, Xavier, Yasmin, and Youssef, soon found themselves on a mission to find the “Key of Quirks” that would allow them to leave the land of the Quirks. As they walked through a forest, they came across a fork in the road.

      Zara, the leader of the group, turned to the others and said, “Alright, we need to decide which way to go. Yasmin, what’s the plan?”

      Yasmin, the brains of the group, replied, “I suggest we take the left path. According to the map I found, it leads to the Quirky Quests area, where we might find the key.”

      Xavier, the joker of the group, chimed in, “I vote for the right path. It’s the road less traveled, and you know what they say, ‘the road less traveled is the road to adventure’ ”

      Youssef, the muscle of the group, added, “I don’t care which way we go, I just want to find some food. I’m starving!”

      Zara rolled her eyes, “Xavier, your jokes are getting old. And Youssef, we’re on a mission, we can’t just focus on food.”

      Xavier grinned, “But Zaraloon, where’s the fun in that?”

      Yasmin interjected, “Can we please focus? We need to make a decision. I propose we split up, Zara and I will take the left path, and Xavier and Youssef can take the right path.”

      Youssef nodded, “Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. That way, if we don’t find the key, at least we’ll have found some food.”

      Xavier grinned, “Sounds like a plan, Xavimunk is ready for adventure!”

      Zara shook her head with a smile, “Alright, let’s do this.”

      The group split up, and as they walked away, they could be heard playfully bantering and joking with each other. Each one exemplifying their unique and distinct characters.

      #6267
      TracyTracy
      Participant

        From Tanganyika with Love

        continued part 8

        With thanks to Mike Rushby.

        Morogoro 20th January 1941

        Dearest Family,

        It is all arranged for us to go on three months leave to Cape Town next month so
        get out your flags. How I shall love showing off Kate and John to you and this time
        George will be with us and you’ll be able to get to know him properly. You can’t think
        what a comfort it will be to leave all the worries of baggage and tipping to him. We will all
        be travelling by ship to Durban and from there to Cape Town by train. I rather dread the
        journey because there is a fifth little Rushby on the way and, as always, I am very
        queasy.

        Kate has become such a little companion to me that I dread the thought of leaving
        her behind with you to start schooling. I miss Ann and George so much now and must
        face separation from Kate as well. There does not seem to be any alternative though.
        There is a boarding school in Arusha and another has recently been started in Mbeya,
        but both places are so far away and I know she would be very unhappy as a boarder at
        this stage. Living happily with you and attending a day school might wean her of her
        dependance upon me. As soon as this wretched war ends we mean to get Ann and
        George back home and Kate too and they can then all go to boarding school together.
        If I were a more methodical person I would try to teach Kate myself, but being a
        muddler I will have my hands full with Johnny and the new baby. Life passes pleasantly
        but quietly here. Much of my time is taken up with entertaining the children and sewing
        for them and just waiting for George to come home.

        George works so hard on these safaris and this endless elephant hunting to
        protect native crops entails so much foot safari, that he has lost a good deal of weight. it
        is more than ten years since he had a holiday so he is greatly looking forward to this one.
        Four whole months together!

        I should like to keep the ayah, Janet, for the new baby, but she says she wants
        to return to her home in the Southern Highlands Province and take a job there. She is
        unusually efficient and so clean, and the houseboy and cook are quite scared of her. She
        bawls at them if the children’s meals are served a few minutes late but she is always
        respectful towards me and practically creeps around on tiptoe when George is home.
        She has a room next to the outside kitchen. One night thieves broke into the kitchen and
        stole a few things, also a canvas chair and mat from the verandah. Ayah heard them, and
        grabbing a bit of firewood, she gave chase. Her shouts so alarmed the thieves that they
        ran off up the hill jettisoning their loot as they ran. She is a great character.

        Eleanor.

        Morogoro 30th July 1941

        Dearest Family,

        Safely back in Morogoro after a rather grim voyage from Durban. Our ship was
        completely blacked out at night and we had to sleep with warm clothing and life belts
        handy and had so many tedious boat drills. It was a nuisance being held up for a whole
        month in Durban, because I was so very pregnant when we did embark. In fact George
        suggested that I had better hide in the ‘Ladies’ until the ship sailed for fear the Captain
        might refuse to take me. It seems that the ship, on which we were originally booked to
        travel, was torpedoed somewhere off the Cape.

        We have been given a very large house this tour with a mosquito netted
        sleeping porch which will be fine for the new baby. The only disadvantage is that the
        house is on the very edge of the residential part of Morogoro and Johnny will have to
        go quite a distance to find playmates.

        I still miss Kate terribly. She is a loving little person. I had prepared for a scene
        when we said good-bye but I never expected that she would be the comforter. It
        nearly broke my heart when she put her arms around me and said, “I’m so sorry
        Mummy, please don’t cry. I’ll be good. Please don’t cry.” I’m afraid it was all very
        harrowing for you also. It is a great comfort to hear that she has settled down so happily.
        I try not to think consciously of my absent children and remind myself that there are
        thousands of mothers in the same boat, but they are always there at the back of my
        mind.

        Mother writes that Ann and George are perfectly happy and well, and that though
        German bombers do fly over fairly frequently, they are unlikely to drop their bombs on
        a small place like Jacksdale.

        George has already left on safari to the Rufiji. There was no replacement for his
        job while he was away so he is anxious to get things moving again. Johnny and I are
        going to move in with friends until he returns, just in case all the travelling around brings
        the new baby on earlier than expected.

        Eleanor.

        Morogoro 26th August 1941

        Dearest Family,

        Our new son, James Caleb. was born at 3.30 pm yesterday afternoon, with a
        minimum of fuss, in the hospital here. The Doctor was out so my friend, Sister Murray,
        delivered the baby. The Sister is a Scots girl, very efficient and calm and encouraging,
        and an ideal person to have around at such a time.

        Everything, this time, went without a hitch and I feel fine and proud of my
        bouncing son. He weighs nine pounds and ten ounces and is a big boned fellow with
        dark hair and unusually strongly marked eyebrows. His eyes are strong too and already
        seem to focus. George is delighted with him and brought Hugh Nelson to see him this
        morning. Hugh took one look, and, astonished I suppose by the baby’s apparent
        awareness, said, “Gosh, this one has been here before.” The baby’s cot is beside my
        bed so I can admire him as much as I please. He has large strong hands and George
        reckons he’ll make a good boxer some day.

        Another of my early visitors was Mabemba, George’s orderly. He is a very big
        African and looks impressive in his Game Scouts uniform. George met him years ago at
        Mahenge when he was a young elephant hunter and Mabemba was an Askari in the
        Police. Mabemba takes quite a proprietary interest in the family.

        Eleanor.

        Morogoro 25th December 1941

        Dearest Family,

        Christmas Day today, but not a gay one. I have Johnny in bed with a poisoned
        leg so he missed the children’s party at the Club. To make things a little festive I have
        put up a little Christmas tree in the children’s room and have hung up streamers and
        balloons above the beds. Johnny demands a lot of attention so it is fortunate that little
        James is such a very good baby. He sleeps all night until 6 am when his feed is due.
        One morning last week I got up as usual to feed him but I felt so dopey that I
        thought I’d better have a cold wash first. I went into the bathroom and had a hurried
        splash and then grabbed a towel to dry my face. Immediately I felt an agonising pain in
        my nose. Reason? There was a scorpion in the towel! In no time at all my nose looked
        like a pear and felt burning hot. The baby screamed with frustration whilst I feverishly
        bathed my nose and applied this and that in an effort to cool it.

        For three days my nose was very red and tender,”A real boozer nose”, said
        George. But now, thank goodness, it is back to normal.

        Some of the younger marrieds and a couple of bachelors came around,
        complete with portable harmonium, to sing carols in the early hours. No sooner had we
        settled down again to woo sleep when we were disturbed by shouts and screams from
        our nearest neighbour’s house. “Just celebrating Christmas”, grunted George, but we
        heard this morning that the neighbour had fallen down his verandah steps and broken his
        leg.

        Eleanor.

        Morogoro Hospital 30th September 1943

        Dearest Family,

        Well now we are eight! Our new son, Henry, was born on the night of the 28th.
        He is a beautiful baby, weighing ten pounds three and a half ounces. This baby is very
        well developed, handsome, and rather superior looking, and not at all amusing to look at
        as the other boys were.George was born with a moustache, John had a large nose and
        looked like a little old man, and Jim, bless his heart, looked rather like a baby
        chimpanzee. Henry is different. One of my visitors said, “Heaven he’ll have to be a
        Bishop!” I expect the lawn sleeves of his nightie really gave her that idea, but the baby
        does look like ‘Someone’. He is very good and George, John, and Jim are delighted
        with him, so is Mabemba.

        We have a dear little nurse looking after us. She is very petite and childish
        looking. When the baby was born and she brought him for me to see, the nurse asked
        his name. I said jokingly, “His name is Benjamin – the last of the family.” She is now very
        peeved to discover that his real name is Henry William and persists in calling him
        ‘Benjie’.I am longing to get home and into my pleasant rut. I have been away for two
        whole weeks and George is managing so well that I shall feel quite expendable if I don’t
        get home soon. As our home is a couple of miles from the hospital, I arranged to move
        in and stay with the nursing sister on the day the baby was due. There I remained for ten
        whole days before the baby was born. Each afternoon George came and took me for a
        ride in the bumpy Bedford lorry and the Doctor tried this and that but the baby refused
        to be hurried.

        On the tenth day I had the offer of a lift and decided to go home for tea and
        surprise George. It was a surprise too, because George was entertaining a young
        Game Ranger for tea and my arrival, looking like a perambulating big top, must have
        been rather embarrassing.Henry was born at the exact moment that celebrations started
        in the Township for the end of the Muslim religious festival of Ramadan. As the Doctor
        held him up by his ankles, there was the sound of hooters and firecrackers from the town.
        The baby has a birthmark in the shape of a crescent moon above his left eyebrow.

        Eleanor.

        Morogoro 26th January 1944

        Dearest Family,

        We have just heard that we are to be transferred to the Headquarters of the
        Game Department at a place called Lyamungu in the Northern Province. George is not
        at all pleased because he feels that the new job will entail a good deal of office work and
        that his beloved but endless elephant hunting will be considerably curtailed. I am glad of
        that and I am looking forward to seeing a new part of Tanganyika and particularly
        Kilimanjaro which dominates Lyamungu.

        Thank goodness our menagerie is now much smaller. We found a home for the
        guinea pigs last December and Susie, our mischievous guinea-fowl, has flown off to find
        a mate.Last week I went down to Dar es Salaam for a check up by Doctor John, a
        woman doctor, leaving George to cope with the three boys. I was away two nights and
        a day and returned early in the morning just as George was giving Henry his six o’clock
        bottle. It always amazes me that so very masculine a man can do my chores with no
        effort and I have a horrible suspicion that he does them better than I do. I enjoyed the
        short break at the coast very much. I stayed with friends and we bathed in the warm sea
        and saw a good film.

        Now I suppose there will be a round of farewell parties. People in this country
        are most kind and hospitable.

        Eleanor.

        Lyamungu 20th March 1944

        Dearest Family,

        We left Morogoro after the round of farewell parties I had anticipated. The final
        one was at the Club on Saturday night. George made a most amusing speech and the
        party was a very pleasant occasion though I was rather tired after all the packing.
        Several friends gathered to wave us off on Monday morning. We had two lorries
        loaded with our goods. I rode in the cab of the first one with Henry on my knee. George
        with John and Jim rode in the second one. As there was no room for them in the cab,
        they sat on our couch which was placed across the width of the lorry behind the cab. This
        seat was not as comfortable as it sounds, because the space behind the couch was
        taken up with packing cases which were not lashed in place and these kept moving
        forward as the lorry bumped its way over the bad road.

        Soon there was hardly any leg room and George had constantly to stand up and
        push the second layer of packing cases back to prevent them from toppling over onto
        the children and himself. As it is now the rainy season the road was very muddy and
        treacherous and the lorries travelled so slowly it was dark by the time we reached
        Karogwe from where we were booked to take the train next morning to Moshi.
        Next morning we heard that there had been a washaway on the line and that the
        train would be delayed for at least twelve hours. I was not feeling well and certainly did
        not enjoy my day. Early in the afternoon Jimmy ran into a wall and blackened both his
        eyes. What a child! As the day wore on I felt worse and worse and when at last the train
        did arrive I simply crawled into my bunk whilst George coped nobly with the luggage
        and the children.

        We arrived at Moshi at breakfast time and went straight to the Lion Cub Hotel
        where I took to my bed with a high temperature. It was, of course, malaria. I always have
        my attacks at the most inopportune times. Fortunately George ran into some friends
        called Eccles and the wife Mollie came to my room and bathed Henry and prepared his
        bottle and fed him. George looked after John and Jim. Next day I felt much better and
        we drove out to Lyamungu the day after. There we had tea with the Game Warden and
        his wife before moving into our new home nearby.

        The Game Warden is Captain Monty Moore VC. He came out to Africa
        originally as an Officer in the King’s African Rifles and liked the country so much he left the
        Army and joined the Game Department. He was stationed at Banagi in the Serengetti
        Game Reserve and is well known for his work with the lions there. He particularly tamed
        some of the lions by feeding them so that they would come out into the open and could
        readily be photographed by tourists. His wife Audrey, has written a book about their
        experiences at Banagi. It is called “Serengetti”

        Our cook, Hamisi, soon had a meal ready for us and we all went to bed early.
        This is a very pleasant house and I know we will be happy here. I still feel a little shaky
        but that is the result of all the quinine I have taken. I expect I shall feel fine in a day or two.

        Eleanor.

        Lyamungu 15th May 1944

        Dearest Family,

        Well, here we are settled comfortably in our very nice house. The house is
        modern and roomy, and there is a large enclosed verandah, which will be a Godsend in
        the wet weather as a playroom for the children. The only drawback is that there are so
        many windows to be curtained and cleaned. The grounds consist of a very large lawn
        and a few beds of roses and shrubs. It is an ideal garden for children, unlike our steeply
        terraced garden at Morogoro.

        Lyamungu is really the Government Coffee Research Station. It is about sixteen
        miles from the town of Moshi which is the centre of the Tanganyika coffee growing
        industry. Lyamungu, which means ‘place of God’ is in the foothills of Mt Kilimanjaro and
        we have a beautiful view of Kilimanjaro. Kibo, the more spectacular of the two mountain
        peaks, towers above us, looking from this angle, like a giant frosted plum pudding. Often the mountain is veiled by cloud and mist which sometimes comes down to
        our level so that visibility is practically nil. George dislikes both mist and mountain but I
        like both and so does John. He in fact saw Kibo before I did. On our first day here, the
        peak was completely hidden by cloud. In the late afternoon when the children were
        playing on the lawn outside I was indoors hanging curtains. I heard John call out, “Oh
        Mummy, isn’t it beautiful!” I ran outside and there, above a scarf of cloud, I saw the
        showy dome of Kibo with the setting sun shining on it tingeing the snow pink. It was an
        unforgettable experience.

        As this is the rainy season, the surrounding country side is very lush and green.
        Everywhere one sees the rich green of the coffee plantations and the lighter green of
        the banana groves. Unfortunately our walks are rather circumscribed. Except for the main road to Moshi, there is nowhere to walk except through the Government coffee
        plantation. Paddy, our dog, thinks life is pretty boring as there is no bush here and
        nothing to hunt. There are only half a dozen European families here and half of those are
        on very distant terms with the other half which makes the station a rather uncomfortable
        one.

        The coffee expert who runs this station is annoyed because his European staff
        has been cut down owing to the war, and three of the vacant houses and some office
        buildings have been taken over temporarily by the Game Department. Another house
        has been taken over by the head of the Labour Department. However I don’t suppose
        the ill feeling will effect us much. We are so used to living in the bush that we are not
        socially inclined any way.

        Our cook, Hamisi, came with us from Morogoro but I had to engage a new
        houseboy and kitchenboy. I first engaged a houseboy who produced a wonderful ‘chit’
        in which his previous employer describes him as his “friend and confidant”. I felt rather
        dubious about engaging him and how right I was. On his second day with us I produced
        some of Henry’s napkins, previously rinsed by me, and asked this boy to wash them.
        He looked most offended and told me that it was beneath his dignity to do women’s
        work. We parted immediately with mutual relief.

        Now I have a good natured fellow named Japhet who, though hard on crockery,
        is prepared to do anything and loves playing with the children. He is a local boy, a
        member of the Chagga tribe. These Chagga are most intelligent and, on the whole, well
        to do as they all have their own small coffee shambas. Japhet tells me that his son is at
        the Uganda University College studying medicine.The kitchen boy is a tall youth called
        Tovelo, who helps both Hamisi, the cook, and the houseboy and also keeps an eye on
        Henry when I am sewing. I still make all the children’s clothes and my own. Life is
        pleasant but dull. George promises that he will take the whole family on safari when
        Henry is a little older.

        Eleanor.

        Lyamungu 18th July 1944

        Dearest Family,

        Life drifts quietly by at Lyamungu with each day much like the one before – or
        they would be, except that the children provide the sort of excitement that prohibits
        boredom. Of the three boys our Jim is the best at this. Last week Jim wandered into the
        coffee plantation beside our house and chewed some newly spayed berries. Result?
        A high temperature and nasty, bloody diarrhoea, so we had to rush him to the hospital at
        Moshi for treatment. however he was well again next day and George went off on safari.
        That night there was another crisis. As the nights are now very cold, at this high
        altitude, we have a large fire lit in the living room and the boy leaves a pile of logs
        beside the hearth so that I can replenish the fire when necessary. Well that night I took
        Henry off to bed, leaving John and Jim playing in the living room. When their bedtime
        came, I called them without leaving the bedroom. When I had tucked John and Jim into
        bed, I sat reading a bedtime story as I always do. Suddenly I saw smoke drifting
        through the door, and heard a frightening rumbling noise. Japhet rushed in to say that the
        lounge chimney was on fire! Picture me, panic on the inside and sweet smile on the
        outside, as I picked Henry up and said to the other two, “There’s nothing to be
        frightened about chaps, but get up and come outside for a bit.” Stupid of me to be so
        heroic because John and Jim were not at all scared but only too delighted at the chance
        of rushing about outside in the dark. The fire to them was just a bit of extra fun.

        We hurried out to find one boy already on the roof and the other passing up a
        brimming bucket of water. Other boys appeared from nowhere and soon cascades of
        water were pouring down the chimney. The result was a mountain of smouldering soot
        on the hearth and a pool of black water on the living room floor. However the fire was out
        and no serious harm done because all the floors here are cement and another stain on
        the old rug will hardly be noticed. As the children reluctantly returned to bed John
        remarked smugly, “I told Jim not to put all the wood on the fire at once but he wouldn’t
        listen.” I might have guessed!

        However it was not Jim but John who gave me the worst turn of all this week. As
        a treat I decided to take the boys to the river for a picnic tea. The river is not far from our
        house but we had never been there before so I took the kitchen boy, Tovelo, to show
        us the way. The path is on the level until one is in sight of the river when the bank slopes
        steeply down. I decided that it was too steep for the pram so I stopped to lift Henry out
        and carry him. When I looked around I saw John running down the slope towards the
        river. The stream is not wide but flows swiftly and I had no idea how deep it was. All I
        knew was that it was a trout stream. I called for John, “Stop, wait for me!” but he ran on
        and made for a rude pole bridge which spanned the river. He started to cross and then,
        to my horror, I saw John slip. There was a splash and he disappeared under the water. I
        just dumped the baby on the ground, screamed to the boy to mind him and ran madly
        down the slope to the river. Suddenly I saw John’s tight fitting felt hat emerge, then his
        eyes and nose. I dashed into the water and found, to my intense relief, that it only
        reached up to my shoulders but, thank heaven no further. John’s steady eyes watched
        me trustingly as I approached him and carried him safely to the bank. He had been
        standing on a rock and had not panicked at all though he had to stand up very straight
        and tall to keep his nose out of water. I was too proud of him to scold him for
        disobedience and too wet anyway.

        I made John undress and put on two spare pullovers and wrapped Henry’s
        baby blanket round his waist like a sarong. We made a small fire over which I crouched
        with literally chattering teeth whilst Tovelo ran home to fetch a coat for me and dry clothes
        for John.

        Eleanor.

        Lyamungu 16th August 1944

        Dearest Family,

        We have a new bull terrier bitch pup whom we have named Fanny III . So once
        more we have a menagerie , the two dogs, two cats Susie and Winnie, and
        some pet hens who live in the garage and are a real nuisance.

        As John is nearly six I thought it time that he started lessons and wrote off to Dar
        es Salaam for the correspondence course. We have had one week of lessons and I am
        already in a state of physical and mental exhaustion. John is a most reluctant scholar.
        “Why should I learn to read, when you can read to me?” he asks, and “Anyway why
        should I read such stupid stuff, ‘Run Rover Run’, and ‘Mother play with baby’ . Who
        wants to read about things like that? I don’t.”

        He rather likes sums, but the only subject about which he is enthusiastic is
        prehistoric history. He laps up information about ‘The Tree Dwellers’, though he is very
        sceptical about the existence of such people. “God couldn’t be so silly to make people
        so stupid. Fancy living in trees when it is easy to make huts like the natives.” ‘The Tree
        Dwellers is a highly imaginative story about a revolting female called Sharptooth and her
        offspring called Bodo. I have a very clear mental image of Sharptooth, so it came as a
        shock to me and highly amused George when John looked at me reflectively across the
        tea table and said, “Mummy I expect Sharptooth looked like you. You have a sharp
        tooth too!” I have, my eye teeth are rather sharp, but I hope the resemblance stops
        there.

        John has an uncomfortably logical mind for a small boy. The other day he was
        lying on the lawn staring up at the clouds when he suddenly muttered “I don’t believe it.”
        “Believe what?” I asked. “That Jesus is coming on a cloud one day. How can he? The
        thick ones always stay high up. What’s he going to do, jump down with a parachute?”
        Tovelo, my kitchen boy, announced one evening that his grandmother was in the
        kitchen and wished to see me. She was a handsome and sensible Chagga woman who
        brought sad news. Her little granddaughter had stumbled backwards into a large cooking
        pot of almost boiling maize meal porridge and was ‘ngongwa sana’ (very ill). I grabbed
        a large bottle of Picric Acid and a packet of gauze which we keep for these emergencies
        and went with her, through coffee shambas and banana groves to her daughter’s house.
        Inside the very neat thatched hut the mother sat with the naked child lying face
        downwards on her knee. The child’s buttocks and the back of her legs were covered in
        huge burst blisters from which a watery pus dripped. It appeared that the accident had
        happened on the previous day.

        I could see that it was absolutely necessary to clean up the damaged area, and I
        suddenly remembered that there was a trained African hospital dresser on the station. I
        sent the father to fetch him and whilst the dresser cleaned off the sloughed skin with
        forceps and swabs saturated in Picric Acid, I cut the gauze into small squares which I
        soaked in the lotion and laid on the cleaned area. I thought the small pieces would be
        easier to change especially as the whole of the most tender parts, front and back, were
        badly scalded. The child seemed dazed and neither the dresser nor I thought she would
        live. I gave her half an aspirin and left three more half tablets to be given four hourly.
        Next day she seemed much brighter. I poured more lotion on the gauze
        disturbing as few pieces as possible and again the next day and the next. After a week
        the skin was healing well and the child eating normally. I am sure she will be all right now.
        The new skin is a brilliant red and very shiny but it is pale round the edges of the burnt
        area and will I hope later turn brown. The mother never uttered a word of thanks, but the
        granny is grateful and today brought the children a bunch of bananas.

        Eleanor.

        c/o Game Dept. P.O.Moshi. 29th September 1944

        Dearest Mummy,

        I am so glad that you so enjoyed my last letter with the description of our very
        interesting and enjoyable safari through Masailand. You said you would like an even
        fuller description of it to pass around amongst the relations, so, to please you, I have
        written it out in detail and enclose the result.

        We have spent a quiet week after our exertions and all are well here.

        Very much love,
        Eleanor.

        Safari in Masailand

        George and I were at tea with our three little boys on the front lawn of our house
        in Lyamungu, Northern Tanganyika. It was John’s sixth birthday and he and Jim, a
        happy sturdy three year old, and Henry, aged eleven months, were munching the
        squares of plain chocolate which rounded off the party, when George said casually
        across the table to me, “Could you be ready by the day after tomorrow to go on
        safari?” “Me too?” enquired John anxiously, before I had time to reply, and “Me too?”
        echoed Jim. “yes, of course I can”, said I to George and “of course you’re coming too”,
        to the children who rate a day spent in the bush higher than any other pleasure.
        So in the early morning two days later, we started out happily for Masailand in a
        three ton Ford lorry loaded to capacity with the five Rushbys, the safari paraphernalia,
        drums of petrol and quite a retinue of servants and Game Scouts. George travelling
        alone on his monthly safaris, takes only the cook and a couple of Game Scouts, but this was to be a safari de luxe.

        Henry and I shared the cab with George who was driving, whilst John and Jim
        with the faithful orderly Mabemba beside them to point out the game animals, were
        installed upon rolls of bedding in the body of the lorry. The lorry lumbered along, first
        through coffee shambas, and then along the main road between Moshi and Arusha.
        After half an hour or so, we turned South off the road into a track which crossed the
        Sanya Plains and is the beginning of this part of Masailand. Though the dry season was
        at its height, and the pasture dry and course, we were soon passing small groups of
        game. This area is a Game Sanctuary and the antelope grazed quietly quite undisturbed
        by the passing lorry. Here and there zebra stood bunched by the road, a few wild
        ostriches stalked jerkily by, and in the distance some wildebeest cavorted around in their
        crazy way.

        Soon the grasslands gave way to thorn bush, and we saw six fantastically tall
        giraffe standing motionless with their heads turned enquiringly towards us. George
        stopped the lorry so the children could have a good view of them. John was enchanted
        but Jim, alas, was asleep.

        At mid day we reached the Kikoletwa River and turned aside to camp. Beside
        the river, under huge leafy trees, there was a beautiful camping spot, but the river was
        deep and reputed to be full of crocodiles so we passed it by and made our camp
        some distance from the river under a tall thorn tree with a flat lacy canopy. All around the
        camp lay uprooted trees of similar size that had been pushed over by elephants. As
        soon as the lorry stopped a camp chair was set up for me and the Game Scouts quickly
        slashed down grass and cleared the camp site of thorns. The same boys then pitched the tent whilst George himself set up the three camp beds and the folding cot for Henry,
        and set up the safari table and the canvas wash bowl and bath.

        The cook in the meantime had cleared a cool spot for the kitchen , opened up the
        chop boxes and started a fire. The cook’s boy and the dhobi (laundry boy) brought
        water from the rather muddy river and tea was served followed shortly afterward by an
        excellent lunch. In a very short time the camp had a suprisingly homely look. Nappies
        fluttered from a clothes line, Henry slept peacefully in his cot, John and Jim sprawled on
        one bed looking at comics, and I dozed comfortably on another.

        George, with the Game Scouts, drove off in the lorry about his work. As a Game
        Ranger it is his business to be on a constant look out for poachers, both African and
        European, and for disease in game which might infect the valuable herds of Masai cattle.
        The lorry did not return until dusk by which time the children had bathed enthusiastically in
        the canvas bath and were ready for supper and bed. George backed the lorry at right
        angles to the tent, Henry’s cot and two camp beds were set up in the lorry, the tarpaulin
        was lashed down and the children put to bed in their novel nursery.

        When darkness fell a large fire was lit in front of the camp, the exited children at
        last fell asleep and George and I sat on by the fire enjoying the cool and quiet night.
        When the fire subsided into a bed of glowing coals, it was time for our bed. During the
        night I was awakened by the sound of breaking branches and strange indescribable
        noises.” Just elephant”, said George comfortably and instantly fell asleep once more. I
        didn’t! We rose with the birds next morning, but breakfast was ready and in a
        remarkably short time the lorry had been reloaded and we were once more on our way.
        For about half a mile we made our own track across the plain and then we turned
        into the earth road once more. Soon we had reached the river and were looking with
        dismay at the suspension bridge which we had to cross. At the far side, one steel
        hawser was missing and there the bridge tilted dangerously. There was no handrail but
        only heavy wooden posts which marked the extremities of the bridge. WhenGeorge
        measured the distance between the posts he found that there could be barely two
        inches to spare on either side of the cumbersome lorry.

        He decided to risk crossing, but the children and I and all the servants were told to
        cross the bridge and go down the track out of sight. The Game Scouts remained on the
        river bank on the far side of the bridge and stood ready for emergencies. As I walked
        along anxiously listening, I was horrified to hear the lorry come to a stop on the bridge.
        There was a loud creaking noise and I instantly visualised the lorry slowly toppling over
        into the deep crocodile infested river. The engine restarted, the lorry crossed the bridge
        and came slowly into sight around the bend. My heart slid back into its normal position.
        George was as imperturbable as ever and simply remarked that it had been a near
        thing and that we would return to Lyamungu by another route.

        Beyond the green river belt the very rutted track ran through very uninteresting
        thorn bush country. Henry was bored and tiresome, jumping up and down on my knee
        and yelling furiously. “Teeth”, said I apologetically to George, rashly handing a match
        box to Henry to keep him quiet. No use at all! With a fat finger he poked out the tray
        spilling the matches all over me and the floor. Within seconds Henry had torn the
        matchbox to pieces with his teeth and flung the battered remains through the window.
        An empty cigarette box met with the same fate as the match box and the yells
        continued unabated until Henry slept from sheer exhaustion. George gave me a smile,
        half sympathetic and half sardonic, “Enjoying the safari, my love?” he enquired. On these
        trying occasions George has the inestimable advantage of being able to go into a Yogilike
        trance, whereas I become irritated to screaming point.

        In an effort to prolong Henry’s slumber I braced my feet against the floor boards
        and tried to turn myself into a human shock absorber as we lurched along the eroded
        track. Several times my head made contact with the bolt of a rifle in the rack above, and
        once I felt I had shattered my knee cap against the fire extinguisher in a bracket under the
        dash board.

        Strange as it may seem, I really was enjoying the trip in spite of these
        discomforts. At last after three years I was once more on safari with George. This type of
        country was new to me and there was so much to see We passed a family of giraffe
        standing in complete immobility only a few yards from the track. Little dick-dick. one of the smallest of the antelope, scuttled in pairs across the road and that afternoon I had my first view of Gerenuk, curious red brown antelope with extremely elongated legs and giraffe-like necks.

        Most interesting of all was my first sight of Masai at home. We could hear a tuneful
        jangle of cattle bells and suddenly came across herds of humped cattle browsing upon
        the thorn bushes. The herds were guarded by athletic,striking looking Masai youths and men.
        Each had a calabash of water slung over his shoulder and a tall, highly polished spear in his
        hand. These herdsmen were quite unselfconscious though they wore no clothing except for one carelessly draped blanket. Very few gave us any greeting but glanced indifferently at us from under fringes of clay-daubed plaited hair . The rest of their hair was drawn back behind the ears to display split earlobes stretched into slender loops by the weight of heavy brass or copper tribal ear rings.

        Most of the villages were set well back in the bush out of sight of the road but we did pass one
        typical village which looked most primitive indeed. It consisted simply of a few mound like mud huts which were entirely covered with a plaster of mud and cattle dung and the whole clutch of huts were surrounded by a ‘boma’ of thorn to keep the cattle in at night and the lions out. There was a gathering of women and children on the road at this point. The children of both sexes were naked and unadorned, but the women looked very fine indeed. This is not surprising for they have little to do but adorn themselves, unlike their counterparts of other tribes who have to work hard cultivating the fields. The Masai women, and others I saw on safari, were far more amiable and cheerful looking than the men and were well proportioned.

        They wore skirts of dressed goat skin, knee length in front but ankle length behind. Their arms
        from elbow to wrist, and legs from knee to ankle, were encased in tight coils of copper and
        galvanised wire. All had their heads shaved and in some cases bound by a leather band
        embroidered in red white and blue beads. Circular ear rings hung from slit earlobes and their
        handsome throats were encircled by stiff wire necklaces strung with brightly coloured beads. These
        necklaces were carefully graded in size and formed deep collars almost covering their breasts.
        About a quarter of a mile further along the road we met eleven young braves in gala attire, obviously on their way to call on the girls. They formed a line across the road and danced up and down until the lorry was dangerously near when they parted and grinned cheerfully at us. These were the only cheerful
        looking male Masai that I saw. Like the herdsmen these youths wore only a blanket, but their
        blankets were ochre colour, and elegantly draped over their backs. Their naked bodies gleamed with oil. Several had painted white stripes on their faces, and two had whitewashed their faces entirely which I
        thought a pity. All had their long hair elaborately dressed and some carried not only one,
        but two gleaming spears.

        By mid day George decided that we had driven far enough for that day. He
        stopped the lorry and consulted a rather unreliable map. “Somewhere near here is a
        place called Lolbeni,” he said. “The name means Sweet Water, I hear that the
        government have piped spring water down from the mountain into a small dam at which
        the Masai water their cattle.” Lolbeni sounded pleasant to me. Henry was dusty and
        cross, the rubber sheet had long slipped from my lap to the floor and I was conscious of
        a very damp lap. ‘Sweet Waters’ I felt, would put all that right. A few hundred yards
        away a small herd of cattle was grazing, so George lit his pipe and relaxed at last, whilst
        a Game Scout went off to find the herdsman. The scout soon returned with an ancient
        and emaciated Masai who was thrilled at the prospect of his first ride in a lorry and
        offered to direct us to Lolbeni which was off the main track and about four miles away.

        Once Lolbeni had been a small administrative post and a good track had
        led to it, but now the Post had been abandoned and the road is dotted with vigourous
        thorn bushes and the branches of larger thorn trees encroach on the track The road had
        deteriorated to a mere cattle track, deeply rutted and eroded by heavy rains over a
        period of years. The great Ford truck, however, could take it. It lurched victoriously along,
        mowing down the obstructions, tearing off branches from encroaching thorn trees with its
        high railed sides, spanning gorges in the track, and climbing in and out of those too wide
        to span. I felt an army tank could not have done better.

        I had expected Lolbeni to be a green oasis in a desert of grey thorns, but I was
        quickly disillusioned. To be sure the thorn trees were larger and more widely spaced and
        provided welcome shade, but the ground under the trees had been trampled by thousands of cattle into a dreary expanse of dirty grey sand liberally dotted with cattle droppings and made still more uninviting by the bleached bones of dead beasts.

        To the right of this waste rose a high green hill which gave the place its name and from which
        the precious water was piped, but its slopes were too steep to provide a camping site.
        Flies swarmed everywhere and I was most relieved when George said that we would
        stay only long enough to fill our cans with water. Even the water was a disappointment!
        The water in the small dam was low and covered by a revolting green scum, and though
        the water in the feeding pipe was sweet, it trickled so feebly that it took simply ages to
        fill a four gallon can.

        However all these disappointments were soon forgotten for we drove away
        from the flies and dirt and trampled sand and soon, with their quiet efficiency, George
        and his men set up a comfortable camp. John and Jim immediately started digging
        operations in the sandy soil whilst Henry and I rested. After tea George took his shot
        gun and went off to shoot guinea fowl and partridges for the pot. The children and I went
        walking, keeping well in site of camp, and soon we saw a very large flock of Vulturine
        Guineafowl, running aimlessly about and looking as tame as barnyard fowls, but melting
        away as soon as we moved in their direction.

        We had our second quiet and lovely evening by the camp fire, followed by a
        peaceful night.

        We left Lolbeni very early next morning, which was a good thing, for as we left
        camp the herds of thirsty cattle moved in from all directions. They were accompanied by
        Masai herdsmen, their naked bodies and blankets now covered by volcanic dust which
        was being stirred in rising clouds of stifling ash by the milling cattle, and also by grey
        donkeys laden with panniers filled with corked calabashes for water.

        Our next stop was Nabarera, a Masai cattle market and trading centre, where we
        reluctantly stayed for two days in a pokey Goverment Resthouse because George had
        a job to do in that area. The rest was good for Henry who promptly produced a tooth
        and was consequently much better behaved for the rest of the trip. George was away in the bush most of the day but he returned for afternoon tea and later took the children out
        walking. We had noticed curious white dumps about a quarter mile from the resthouse
        and on the second afternoon we set out to investigate them. Behind the dumps we
        found passages about six foot wide, cut through solid limestone. We explored two of
        these and found that both passages led steeply down to circular wells about two and a
        half feet in diameter.

        At the very foot of each passage, beside each well, rough drinking troughs had
        been cut in the stone. The herdsmen haul the water out of the well in home made hide
        buckets, the troughs are filled and the cattle driven down the ramps to drink at the trough.
        It was obvious that the wells were ancient and the sloping passages new. George tells
        me that no one knows what ancient race dug the original wells. It seems incredible that
        these deep and narrow shafts could have been sunk without machinery. I craned my
        neck and looked above one well and could see an immensely long shaft reaching up to
        ground level. Small footholds were cut in the solid rock as far as I could see.
        It seems that the Masai are as ignorant as ourselves about the origin of these
        wells. They do say however that when their forebears first occupied what is now known
        as Masailand, they not only found the Wanderobo tribe in the area but also a light
        skinned people and they think it possible that these light skinned people dug the wells.
        These people disappeared. They may have been absorbed or, more likely, they were
        liquidated.

        The Masai had found the well impractical in their original form and had hired
        labourers from neighbouring tribes to cut the passages to water level. Certainly the Masai are not responsible for the wells. They are a purely pastoral people and consider manual labour extremely degrading.

        They live chiefly on milk from their herd which they allow to go sour, and mix with blood that has been skilfully tapped from the necks of living cattle. They do not eat game meat, nor do they cultivate any
        land. They hunt with spears, but hunt only lions, to protect their herds, and to test the skill
        and bravery of their young warriors. What little grain they do eat is transported into
        Masailand by traders. The next stage of our journey took us to Ngassamet where
        George was to pick up some elephant tusks. I had looked forward particularly to this
        stretch of road for I had heard that there was a shallow lake at which game congregates,
        and at which I had great hopes of seeing elephants. We had come too late in the
        season though, the lake was dry and there were only piles of elephant droppings to
        prove that elephant had recently been there in numbers. Ngassamet, though no beauty
        spot, was interesting. We saw more elaborate editions of the wells already described, and as this area
        is rich in cattle we saw the aristocrats of the Masai. You cannot conceive of a more arrogant looking male than a young Masai brave striding by on sandalled feet, unselfconscious in all his glory. All the young men wore the casually draped traditional ochre blanket and carried one or more spears. But here belts and long knife sheaths of scarlet leather seem to be the fashion. Here fringes do not seem to be the thing. Most of these young Masai had their hair drawn smoothly back and twisted in a pointed queue, the whole plastered with a smooth coating of red clay. Some tied their horn shaped queues over their heads
        so that the tip formed a deep Satanic peak on the brow. All these young men wore the traditional
        copper earrings and I saw one or two with copper bracelets and one with a necklace of brightly coloured
        beads.

        It so happened that, on the day of our visit to Ngassamet, there had been a
        baraza (meeting) which was attended by all the local headmen and elders. These old
        men came to pay their respects to George and a more shrewd and rascally looking
        company I have never seen, George told me that some of these men own up to three
        thousand head of cattle and more. The chief was as fat and Rabelasian as his second in
        command was emaciated, bucktoothed and prim. The Chief shook hands with George
        and greeted me and settled himself on the wall of the resthouse porch opposite
        George. The lesser headmen, after politely greeting us, grouped themselves in a
        semi circle below the steps with their ‘aides’ respectfully standing behind them. I
        remained sitting in the only chair and watched the proceedings with interest and
        amusement.

        These old Masai, I noticed, cared nothing for adornment. They had proved
        themselves as warriors in the past and were known to be wealthy and influential so did
        not need to make any display. Most of them had their heads comfortably shaved and
        wore only a drab blanket or goatskin cloak. Their only ornaments were earrings whose
        effect was somewhat marred by the serviceable and homely large safety pin that
        dangled from the lobe of one ear. All carried staves instead of spears and all, except for
        Buckteeth and one blind old skeleton of a man, appeared to have a keenly developed
        sense of humour.

        “Mummy?” asked John in an urgent whisper, “Is that old blind man nearly dead?”
        “Yes dear”, said I, “I expect he’ll soon die.” “What here?” breathed John in a tone of
        keen anticipation and, until the meeting broke up and the old man left, he had John’s
        undivided attention.

        After local news and the game situation had been discussed, the talk turned to the
        war. “When will the war end?” moaned the fat Chief. “We have made great gifts of cattle
        to the War Funds, we are taxed out of existence.” George replied with the Ki-Swahili
        equivalent of ‘Sez you!’. This sally was received with laughter and the old fellows rose to
        go. They made their farewells and dignified exits, pausing on their way to stare at our
        pink and white Henry, who sat undismayed in his push chair giving them stare for stare
        from his striking grey eyes.

        Towards evening some Masai, prompted no doubt by our native servants,
        brought a sheep for sale. It was the last night of the fast of Ramadan and our
        Mohammedan boys hoped to feast next day at our expense. Their faces fell when
        George refused to buy the animal. “Why should I pay fifteen shillings for a sheep?” he
        asked, “Am I not the Bwana Nyama and is not the bush full of my sheep?” (Bwana
        Nyama is the native name for a Game Ranger, but means literally, ‘Master of the meat’)
        George meant that he would shoot a buck for the men next day, but this incident was to
        have a strange sequel. Ngassamet resthouse consists of one room so small we could
        not put up all our camp beds and George and I slept on the cement floor which was
        unkind to my curves. The night was bitterly cold and all night long hyaenas screeched
        hideously outside. So we rose at dawn without reluctance and were on our way before it
        was properly light.

        George had decided that it would be foolhardy to return home by our outward
        route as he did not care to risk another crossing of the suspension bridge. So we
        returned to Nabarera and there turned onto a little used track which would eventually take
        us to the Great North Road a few miles South of Arusha. There was not much game
        about but I saw Oryx which I had not previously seen. Soon it grew intolerably hot and I
        think all of us but George were dozing when he suddenly stopped the lorry and pointed
        to the right. “Mpishi”, he called to the cook, “There’s your sheep!” True enough, on that
        dreary thorn covered plain,with not another living thing in sight, stood a fat black sheep.

        There was an incredulous babbling from the back of the lorry. Every native
        jumped to the ground and in no time at all the wretched sheep was caught and
        slaughtered. I felt sick. “Oh George”, I wailed, “The poor lost sheep! I shan’t eat a scrap
        of it.” George said nothing but went and had a look at the sheep and called out to me,
        “Come and look at it. It was kindness to kill the poor thing, the vultures have been at it
        already and the hyaenas would have got it tonight.” I went reluctantly and saw one eye
        horribly torn out, and small deep wounds on the sheep’s back where the beaks of the
        vultures had cut through the heavy fleece. Poor thing! I went back to the lorry more
        determined than ever not to eat mutton on that trip. The Scouts and servants had no
        such scruples. The fine fat sheep had been sent by Allah for their feast day and that was
        the end of it.

        “ ‘Mpishi’ is more convinced than ever that I am a wizard”, said George in
        amusement as he started the lorry. I knew what he meant. Several times before George
        had foretold something which had later happened. Pure coincidence, but strange enough
        to give rise to a legend that George had the power to arrange things. “What happened
        of course”, explained George, “Is that a flock of Masai sheep was driven to market along
        this track yesterday or the day before. This one strayed and was not missed.”

        The day grew hotter and hotter and for long miles we looked out for a camping
        spot but could find little shade and no trace of water anywhere. At last, in the early
        afternoon we reached another pokey little rest house and asked for water. “There is no
        water here,” said the native caretaker. “Early in the morning there is water in a well nearby
        but we are allowed only one kerosene tin full and by ten o’clock the well is dry.” I looked
        at George in dismay for we were all so tired and dusty. “Where do the Masai from the
        village water their cattle then?” asked George. “About two miles away through the bush.
        If you take me with you I shall show you”, replied the native.

        So we turned off into the bush and followed a cattle track even more tortuous than
        the one to Lolbeni. Two Scouts walked ahead to warn us of hazards and I stretched my
        arm across the open window to fend off thorns. Henry screamed with fright and hunger.
        But George’s efforts to reach water went unrewarded as we were brought to a stop by
        a deep donga. The native from the resthouse was apologetic. He had mistaken the
        path, perhaps if we turned back we might find it. George was beyond speech. We
        lurched back the way we had come and made our camp under the first large tree we
        could find. Then off went our camp boys on foot to return just before dark with the water.
        However they were cheerful for there was an unlimited quantity of dry wood for their fires
        and meat in plenty for their feast. Long after George and I left our campfire and had gone
        to bed, we could see the cheerful fires of the boys and hear their chatter and laughter.
        I woke in the small hours to hear the insane cackling of hyaenas gloating over a
        find. Later I heard scuffling around the camp table, I peered over the tailboard of the lorry
        and saw George come out of his tent. What are you doing?” I whispered. “Looking for
        something to throw at those bloody hyaenas,” answered George for all the world as
        though those big brutes were tomcats on the prowl. Though the hyaenas kept up their
        concert all night the children never stirred, nor did any of them wake at night throughout
        the safari.

        Early next morning I walked across to the camp kitchen to enquire into the loud
        lamentations coming from that quarter. “Oh Memsahib”, moaned the cook, “We could
        not sleep last night for the bad hyaenas round our tents. They have taken every scrap of
        meat we had left over from the feast., even the meat we had left to smoke over the fire.”
        Jim, who of our three young sons is the cook’s favourite commiserated with him. He said
        in Ki-Swahili, which he speaks with great fluency, “Truly those hyaenas are very bad
        creatures. They also robbed us. They have taken my hat from the table and eaten the
        new soap from the washbowl.

        Our last day in the bush was a pleasantly lazy one. We drove through country
        that grew more open and less dry as we approached Arusha. We pitched our camp
        near a large dam, and the water was a blessed sight after a week of scorched country.
        On the plains to the right of our camp was a vast herd of native cattle enjoying a brief
        rest after their long day trek through Masailand. They were destined to walk many more
        weary miles before reaching their destination, a meat canning factory in Kenya.
        The ground to the left of the camp rose gently to form a long low hill and on the
        grassy slopes we could see wild ostriches and herds of wildebeest, zebra and
        antelope grazing amicably side by side. In the late afternoon I watched the groups of
        zebra and wildebeest merge into one. Then with a wildebeest leading, they walked
        down the slope in single file to drink at the vlei . When they were satisfied, a wildebeest
        once more led the herd up the trail. The others followed in a long and orderly file, and
        vanished over the hill to their evening pasture.

        When they had gone, George took up his shotgun and invited John to
        accompany him to the dam to shoot duck. This was the first time John had acted as
        retriever but he did very well and proudly helped to carry a mixed bag of sand grouse
        and duck back to camp.

        Next morning we turned into the Great North Road and passed first through
        carefully tended coffee shambas and then through the township of Arusha, nestling at
        the foot of towering Mount Meru. Beyond Arusha we drove through the Usa River
        settlement where again coffee shambas and European homesteads line the road, and
        saw before us the magnificent spectacle of Kilimanjaro unveiled, its white snow cap
        gleaming in the sunlight. Before mid day we were home. “Well was it worth it?” enquired
        George at lunch. “Lovely,” I replied. ”Let’s go again soon.” Then thinking regretfully of
        our absent children I sighed, “If only Ann, George, and Kate could have gone with us
        too.”

        Lyamungu 10th November. 1944

        Dearest Family.

        Mummy wants to know how I fill in my time with George away on safari for weeks
        on end. I do believe that you all picture me idling away my days, waited on hand and
        foot by efficient servants! On the contrary, life is one rush and the days never long
        enough.

        To begin with, our servants are anything but efficient, apart from our cook, Hamisi
        Issa, who really is competent. He suffers from frustration because our budget will not run
        to elaborate dishes so there is little scope for his culinary art. There is one masterpiece
        which is much appreciated by John and Jim. Hamisi makes a most realistic crocodile out
        of pastry and stuffs its innards with minced meat. This revolting reptile is served on a
        bed of parsley on my largest meat dish. The cook is a strict Mohammedan and
        observes all the fasts and daily prayers and, like all Mohammedans he is very clean in
        his person and, thank goodness, in the kitchen.

        His wife is his pride and joy but not his helpmate. She does absolutely nothing
        but sit in a chair in the sun all day, sipping tea and smoking cigarettes – a more
        expensive brand than mine! It is Hamisi who sweeps out their quarters, cooks
        delectable curries for her, and spends more than he can afford on clothing and trinkets for
        his wife. She just sits there with her ‘Mona Lisa’ smile and her painted finger and toe
        nails, doing absolutely nothing.

        The thing is that natives despise women who do work and this applies especially
        to their white employers. House servants much prefer a Memsahib who leaves
        everything to them and is careless about locking up her pantry. When we first came to
        Lyamungu I had great difficulty in employing a houseboy. A couple of rather efficient
        ones did approach me but when they heard the wages I was prepared to pay and that
        there was no number 2 boy, they simply were not interested. Eventually I took on a
        local boy called Japhet who suits me very well except that his sight is not good and he
        is extremely hard on the crockery. He tells me that he has lost face by working here
        because his friends say that he works for a family that is too mean to employ a second
        boy. I explained that with our large family we simply cannot afford to pay more, but this
        didn’t register at all. Japhet says “But Wazungu (Europeans) all have money. They just
        have to get it from the Bank.”

        The third member of our staff is a strapping youth named Tovelo who helps both
        cook and boy, and consequently works harder than either. What do I do? I chivvy the
        servants, look after the children, supervise John’s lessons, and make all my clothing and
        the children’s on that blessed old hand sewing machine.

        The folk on this station entertain a good deal but we usually decline invitations
        because we simply cannot afford to reciprocate. However, last Saturday night I invited
        two couples to drinks and dinner. This was such an unusual event that the servants and I
        were thrown into a flurry. In the end the dinner went off well though it ended in disaster. In
        spite of my entreaties and exhortations to Japhet not to pile everything onto the tray at
        once when clearing the table, he did just that. We were starting our desert and I was
        congratulating myself that all had gone well when there was a frightful crash of breaking
        china on the back verandah. I excused myself and got up to investigate. A large meat
        dish, six dinner plates and four vegetable dishes lay shattered on the cement floor! I
        controlled my tongue but what my eyes said to Japhet is another matter. What he said
        was, “It is not my fault Memsahib. The handle of the tray came off.”

        It is a curious thing about native servants that they never accept responsibility for
        a mishap. If they cannot pin their misdeeds onto one of their fellow servants then the responsibility rests with God. ‘Shauri ya Mungu’, (an act of God) is a familiar cry. Fatalists
        can be very exasperating employees.

        The loss of my dinner service is a real tragedy because, being war time, one can
        buy only china of the poorest quality made for the native trade. Nor was that the final
        disaster of the evening. When we moved to the lounge for coffee I noticed that the
        coffee had been served in the battered old safari coffee pot instead of the charming little
        antique coffee pot which my Mother-in-law had sent for our tenth wedding anniversary.
        As there had already been a disturbance I made no comment but resolved to give the
        cook a piece of my mind in the morning. My instructions to the cook had been to warm
        the coffee pot with hot water immediately before serving. On no account was he to put
        the pewter pot on the hot iron stove. He did and the result was a small hole in the base
        of the pot – or so he says. When I saw the pot next morning there was a two inch hole in
        it.

        Hamisi explained placidly how this had come about. He said he knew I would be
        mad when I saw the little hole so he thought he would have it mended and I might not
        notice it. Early in the morning he had taken the pewter pot to the mechanic who looks
        after the Game Department vehicles and had asked him to repair it. The bright individual
        got busy with the soldering iron with the most devastating result. “It’s his fault,” said
        Hamisi, “He is a mechanic, he should have known what would happen.”
        One thing is certain, there will be no more dinner parties in this house until the war
        is ended.

        The children are well and so am I, and so was George when he left on his safari
        last Monday.

        Much love,
        Eleanor.

         

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        TracyTracy
        Participant

          From Tanganyika with Love

          continued  ~ part 5

          With thanks to Mike Rushby.

          Chunya 16th December 1936

          Dearest Family,

          Since last I wrote I have visited Chunya and met several of the diggers wives.
          On the whole I have been greatly disappointed because there is nothing very colourful
          about either township or women. I suppose I was really expecting something more like
          the goldrush towns and women I have so often seen on the cinema screen.
          Chunya consists of just the usual sun-dried brick Indian shops though there are
          one or two double storied buildings. Most of the life in the place centres on the
          Goldfields Hotel but we did not call there. From the store opposite I could hear sounds
          of revelry though it was very early in the afternoon. I saw only one sight which was quite
          new to me, some elegantly dressed African women, with high heels and lipsticked
          mouths teetered by on their way to the silk store. “Native Tarts,” said George in answer
          to my enquiry.

          Several women have called on me and when I say ‘called’ I mean called. I have
          grown so used to going without stockings and wearing home made dresses that it was
          quite a shock to me to entertain these ladies dressed to the nines in smart frocks, silk
          stockings and high heeled shoes, handbags, makeup and whatnot. I feel like some
          female Rip van Winkle. Most of the women have a smart line in conversation and their
          talk and views on life would make your nice straight hair curl Mummy. They make me feel
          very unsophisticated and dowdy but George says he has a weakness for such types
          and I am to stay exactly as I am. I still do not use any makeup. George says ‘It’s all right
          for them. They need it poor things, you don’t.” Which, though flattering, is hardly true.
          I prefer the men visitors, though they also are quite unlike what I had expected
          diggers to be. Those whom George brings home are all well educated and well
          groomed and I enjoy listening to their discussion of the world situation, sport and books.
          They are extremely polite to me and gentle with the children though I believe that after a
          few drinks at the pub tempers often run high. There were great arguments on the night
          following the abdication of Edward VIII. Not that the diggers were particularly attached to
          him as a person, but these men are all great individualists and believe in freedom of
          choice. George, rather to my surprise, strongly supported Edward. I did not.

          Many of the diggers have wireless sets and so we keep up to date with the
          news. I seldom leave camp. I have my hands full with the three children during the day
          and, even though Janey is a reliable ayah, I would not care to leave the children at night
          in these grass roofed huts. Having experienced that fire on the farm, I know just how
          unlikely it would be that the children would be rescued in time in case of fire. The other
          women on the diggings think I’m crazy. They leave their children almost entirely to ayahs
          and I must confess that the children I have seen look very well and happy. The thing is
          that I simply would not enjoy parties at the hotel or club, miles away from the children
          and I much prefer to stay at home with a book.

          I love hearing all about the parties from George who likes an occasional ‘boose
          up’ with the boys and is terribly popular with everyone – not only the British but with the
          Germans, Scandinavians and even the Afrikaans types. One Afrikaans woman said “Jou
          man is ‘n man, al is hy ‘n Engelsman.” Another more sophisticated woman said, “George
          is a handsome devil. Aren’t you scared to let him run around on his own?” – but I’m not. I
          usually wait up for George with sandwiches and something hot to drink and that way I
          get all the news red hot.

          There is very little gold coming in. The rains have just started and digging is
          temporarily at a standstill. It is too wet for dry blowing and not yet enough water for
          panning and sluicing. As this camp is some considerable distance from the claims, all I see of the process is the weighing of the daily taking of gold dust and tiny nuggets.
          Unless our luck changes I do not think we will stay on here after John Molteno returns.
          George does not care for the life and prefers a more constructive occupation.
          Ann and young George still search optimistically for gold. We were all saddened
          last week by the death of Fanny, our bull terrier. She went down to the shopping centre
          with us and we were standing on the verandah of a store when a lorry passed with its
          canvas cover flapping. This excited Fanny who rushed out into the street and the back
          wheel of the lorry passed right over her, killing her instantly. Ann was very shocked so I
          soothed her by telling her that Fanny had gone to Heaven. When I went to bed that
          night I found Ann still awake and she asked anxiously, “Mummy, do you think God
          remembered to give Fanny her bone tonight?”

          Much love to all,
          Eleanor.

          Itewe, Chunya 23rd December 1936

          Dearest Family,

          Your Christmas parcel arrived this morning. Thank you very much for all the
          clothing for all of us and for the lovely toys for the children. George means to go hunting
          for a young buffalo this afternoon so that we will have some fresh beef for Christmas for
          ourselves and our boys and enough for friends too.

          I had a fright this morning. Ann and Georgie were, as usual, searching for gold
          whilst I sat sewing in the living room with Kate toddling around. She wandered through
          the curtained doorway into the store and I heard her playing with the paraffin pump. At
          first it did not bother me because I knew the tin was empty but after ten minutes or so I
          became irritated by the noise and went to stop her. Imagine my horror when I drew the
          curtain aside and saw my fat little toddler fiddling happily with the pump whilst, curled up
          behind the tin and clearly visible to me lay the largest puffadder I have ever seen.
          Luckily I acted instinctively and scooped Kate up from behind and darted back into the
          living room without disturbing the snake. The houseboy and cook rushed in with sticks
          and killed the snake and then turned the whole storeroom upside down to make sure
          there were no more.

          I have met some more picturesque characters since I last wrote. One is a man
          called Bishop whom George has known for many years having first met him in the
          Congo. I believe he was originally a sailor but for many years he has wandered around
          Central Africa trying his hand at trading, prospecting, a bit of elephant hunting and ivory
          poaching. He is now keeping himself by doing ‘Sign Writing”. Bish is a gentle and
          dignified personality. When we visited his camp he carefully dusted a seat for me and
          called me ‘Marm’, quite ye olde world. The only thing is he did spit.

          Another spitter is the Frenchman in a neighbouring camp. He is in bed with bad
          rheumatism and George has been going across twice a day to help him and cheer him
          up. Once when George was out on the claim I went across to the Frenchman’s camp in
          response to an SOS, but I think he was just lonely. He showed me snapshots of his
          two daughters, lovely girls and extremely smart, and he chatted away telling me his life
          history. He punctuated his remarks by spitting to right and left of the bed, everywhere in
          fact, except actually at me.

          George took me and the children to visit a couple called Bert and Hilda Farham.
          They have a small gold reef which is worked by a very ‘Heath Robinson’ type of
          machinery designed and erected by Bert who is reputed to be a clever engineer though
          eccentric. He is rather a handsome man who always looks very spruce and neat and
          wears a Captain Kettle beard. Hilda is from Johannesburg and quite a character. She
          has a most generous figure and literally masses of beetroot red hair, but she also has a
          warm deep voice and a most generous disposition. The Farhams have built
          themselves a more permanent camp than most. They have a brick cottage with proper
          doors and windows and have made it attractive with furniture contrived from petrol
          boxes. They have no children but Hilda lavishes a great deal of affection on a pet
          monkey. Sometimes they do quite well out of their gold and then they have a terrific
          celebration at the Club or Pub and Hilda has an orgy of shopping. At other times they
          are completely broke but Hilda takes disasters as well as triumphs all in her stride. She
          says, “My dear, when we’re broke we just live on tea and cigarettes.”

          I have met a young woman whom I would like as a friend. She has a dear little
          baby, but unfortunately she has a very wet husband who is also a dreadful bore. I can’t
          imagine George taking me to their camp very often. When they came to visit us George
          just sat and smoked and said,”Oh really?” to any remark this man made until I felt quite
          hysterical. George looks very young and fit and the children are lively and well too. I ,
          however, am definitely showing signs of wear and tear though George says,
          “Nonsense, to me you look the same as you always did.” This I may say, I do not
          regard as a compliment to the young Eleanor.

          Anyway, even though our future looks somewhat unsettled, we are all together
          and very happy.

          With love,
          Eleanor.

          Itewe, Chunya 30th December 1936

          Dearest Family,

          We had a very cheery Christmas. The children loved the toys and are so proud
          of their new clothes. They wore them when we went to Christmas lunch to the
          Cresswell-Georges. The C-Gs have been doing pretty well lately and they have a
          comfortable brick house and a large wireless set. The living room was gaily decorated
          with bought garlands and streamers and balloons. We had an excellent lunch cooked by
          our ex cook Abel who now works for the Cresswell-Georges. We had turkey with
          trimmings and plum pudding followed by nuts and raisons and chocolates and sweets
          galore. There was also a large variety of drinks including champagne!

          There were presents for all of us and, in addition, Georgie and Ann each got a
          large tin of chocolates. Kate was much admired. She was a picture in her new party frock
          with her bright hair and rosy cheeks. There were other guests beside ourselves and
          they were already there having drinks when we arrived. Someone said “What a lovely
          child!” “Yes” said George with pride, “She’s a Marie Stopes baby.” “Truby King!” said I
          quickly and firmly, but too late to stop the roar of laughter.

          Our children played amicably with the C-G’s three, but young George was
          unusually quiet and surprised me by bringing me his unopened tin of chocolates to keep
          for him. Normally he is a glutton for sweets. I might have guessed he was sickening for
          something. That night he vomited and had diarrhoea and has had an upset tummy and a
          slight temperature ever since.

          Janey is also ill. She says she has malaria and has taken to her bed. I am dosing
          her with quinine and hope she will soon be better as I badly need her help. Not only is
          young George off his food and peevish but Kate has a cold and Ann sore eyes and
          they all want love and attention. To complicate things it has been raining heavily and I
          must entertain the children indoors.

          Eleanor.

          Itewe, Chunya 19th January 1937

          Dearest Family,

          So sorry I have not written before but we have been in the wars and I have had neither
          the time nor the heart to write. However the worst is now over. Young George and
          Janey are both recovering from Typhoid Fever. The doctor had Janey moved to the
          native hospital at Chunya but I nursed young George here in the camp.

          As I told you young George’s tummy trouble started on Christmas day. At first I
          thought it was only a protracted bilious attack due to eating too much unaccustomed rich
          food and treated him accordingly but when his temperature persisted I thought that the
          trouble might be malaria and kept him in bed and increased the daily dose of quinine.
          He ate less and less as the days passed and on New Years Day he seemed very
          weak and his stomach tender to the touch.

          George fetched the doctor who examined small George and said he had a very
          large liver due no doubt to malaria. He gave the child injections of emertine and quinine
          and told me to give young George frequent and copious drinks of water and bi-carb of
          soda. This was more easily said than done. Young George refused to drink this mixture
          and vomited up the lime juice and water the doctor had suggested as an alternative.
          The doctor called every day and gave George further injections and advised me
          to give him frequent sips of water from a spoon. After three days the child was very
          weak and weepy but Dr Spiers still thought he had malaria. During those anxious days I
          also worried about Janey who appeared to be getting worse rather that better and on
          January the 3rd I asked the doctor to look at her. The next thing I knew, the doctor had
          put Janey in his car and driven her off to hospital. When he called next morning he
          looked very grave and said he wished to talk to my husband. I said that George was out
          on the claim but if what he wished to say concerned young George’s condition he might
          just as well tell me.

          With a good deal of reluctance Dr Spiers then told me that Janey showed all the
          symptoms of Typhoid Fever and that he was very much afraid that young George had
          contracted it from her. He added that George should be taken to the Mbeya Hospital
          where he could have the professional nursing so necessary in typhoid cases. I said “Oh
          no,I’d never allow that. The child had never been away from his family before and it
          would frighten him to death to be sick and alone amongst strangers.” Also I was sure that
          the fifty mile drive over the mountains in his weak condition would harm him more than
          my amateur nursing would. The doctor returned to the camp that afternoon to urge
          George to send our son to hospital but George staunchly supported my argument that
          young George would stand a much better chance of recovery if we nursed him at home.
          I must say Dr Spiers took our refusal very well and gave young George every attention
          coming twice a day to see him.

          For some days the child was very ill. He could not keep down any food or liquid
          in any quantity so all day long, and when he woke at night, I gave him a few drops of
          water at a time from a teaspoon. His only nourishment came from sucking Macintosh’s
          toffees. Young George sweated copiously especially at night when it was difficult to
          change his clothes and sponge him in the draughty room with the rain teeming down
          outside. I think I told you that the bedroom is a sort of shed with only openings in the wall
          for windows and doors, and with one wall built only a couple of feet high leaving a six
          foot gap for air and light. The roof leaked and the damp air blew in but somehow young
          George pulled through.

          Only when he was really on the mend did the doctor tell us that whilst he had
          been attending George, he had also been called in to attend to another little boy of the same age who also had typhoid. He had been called in too late and the other little boy,
          an only child, had died. Young George, thank God, is convalescent now, though still on a
          milk diet. He is cheerful enough when he has company but very peevish when left
          alone. Poor little lad, he is all hair, eyes, and teeth, or as Ann says” Georgie is all ribs ribs
          now-a-days Mummy.” He shares my room, Ann and Kate are together in the little room.
          Anyway the doctor says he should be up and around in about a week or ten days time.
          We were all inoculated against typhoid on the day the doctor made the diagnosis
          so it is unlikely that any of us will develop it. Dr Spiers was most impressed by Ann’s
          unconcern when she was inoculated. She looks gentle and timid but has always been
          very brave. Funny thing when young George was very ill he used to wail if I left the
          room, but now that he is convalescent he greatly prefers his dad’s company. So now I
          have been able to take the girls for walks in the late afternoons whilst big George
          entertains small George. This he does with the minimum of effort, either he gets out
          cartons of ammunition with which young George builds endless forts, or else he just sits
          beside the bed and cleans one of his guns whilst small George watches with absorbed
          attention.

          The Doctor tells us that Janey is also now convalescent. He says that exhusband
          Abel has been most attentive and appeared daily at the hospital with a tray of
          food that made his, the doctor’s, mouth water. All I dare say, pinched from Mrs
          Cresswell-George.

          I’ll write again soon. Lots of love to all,
          Eleanor.

          Chunya 29th January 1937

          Dearest Family,

          Georgie is up and about but still tires very easily. At first his legs were so weak
          that George used to carry him around on his shoulders. The doctor says that what the
          child really needs is a long holiday out of the Tropics so that Mrs Thomas’ offer, to pay all
          our fares to Cape Town as well as lending us her seaside cottage for a month, came as
          a Godsend. Luckily my passport is in order. When George was in Mbeya he booked
          seats for the children and me on the first available plane. We will fly to Broken Hill and go
          on to Cape Town from there by train.

          Ann and George are wildly thrilled at the idea of flying but I am not. I remember
          only too well how airsick I was on the old Hannibal when I flew home with the baby Ann.
          I am longing to see you all and it will be heaven to give the children their first seaside
          holiday.

          I mean to return with Kate after three months but, if you will have him, I shall leave
          George behind with you for a year. You said you would all be delighted to have Ann so
          I do hope you will also be happy to have young George. Together they are no trouble
          at all. They amuse themselves and are very independent and loveable.
          George and I have discussed the matter taking into consideration the letters from
          you and George’s Mother on the subject. If you keep Ann and George for a year, my
          mother-in-law will go to Cape Town next year and fetch them. They will live in England
          with her until they are fit enough to return to the Tropics. After the children and I have left
          on this holiday, George will be able to move around and look for a job that will pay
          sufficiently to enable us to go to England in a few years time to fetch our children home.
          We both feel very sad at the prospect of this parting but the children’s health
          comes before any other consideration. I hope Kate will stand up better to the Tropics.
          She is plump and rosy and could not look more bonny if she lived in a temperate
          climate.

          We should be with you in three weeks time!

          Very much love,
          Eleanor.

          Broken Hill, N Rhodesia 11th February 1937

          Dearest Family,

          Well here we are safe and sound at the Great Northern Hotel, Broken Hill, all
          ready to board the South bound train tonight.

          We were still on the diggings on Ann’s birthday, February 8th, when George had
          a letter from Mbeya to say that our seats were booked on the plane leaving Mbeya on
          the 10th! What a rush we had packing up. Ann was in bed with malaria so we just
          bundled her up in blankets and set out in John Molteno’s car for the farm. We arrived that
          night and spent the next day on the farm sorting things out. Ann and George wanted to
          take so many of their treasures and it was difficult for them to make a small selection. In
          the end young George’s most treasured possession, his sturdy little boots, were left
          behind.

          Before leaving home on the morning of the tenth I took some snaps of Ann and
          young George in the garden and one of them with their father. He looked so sad. After
          putting us on the plane, George planned to go to the fishing camp for a day or two
          before returning to the empty house on the farm.

          John Molteno returned from the Cape by plane just before we took off, so he
          will take over the running of his claims once more. I told John that I dreaded the plane trip
          on account of air sickness so he gave me two pills which I took then and there. Oh dear!
          How I wished later that I had not done so. We had an extremely bumpy trip and
          everyone on the plane was sick except for small George who loved every moment.
          Poor Ann had a dreadful time but coped very well and never complained. I did not
          actually puke until shortly before we landed at Broken Hill but felt dreadfully ill all the way.
          Kate remained rosy and cheerful almost to the end. She sat on my lap throughout the
          trip because, being under age, she travelled as baggage and was not entitled to a seat.
          Shortly before we reached Broken Hill a smartly dressed youngish man came up
          to me and said, “You look so poorly, please let me take the baby, I have children of my
          own and know how to handle them.” Kate made no protest and off they went to the
          back of the plane whilst I tried to relax and concentrate on not getting sick. However,
          within five minutes the man was back. Kate had been thoroughly sick all over his collar
          and jacket.

          I took Kate back on my lap and then was violently sick myself, so much so that
          when we touched down at Broken Hill I was unable to speak to the Immigration Officer.
          He was so kind. He sat beside me until I got my diaphragm under control and then
          drove me up to the hotel in his own car.

          We soon recovered of course and ate a hearty dinner. This morning after
          breakfast I sallied out to look for a Bank where I could exchange some money into
          Rhodesian and South African currency and for the Post Office so that I could telegraph
          to George and to you. What a picnic that trip was! It was a terribly hot day and there was
          no shade. By the time we had done our chores, the children were hot, and cross, and
          tired and so indeed was I. As I had no push chair for Kate I had to carry her and she is
          pretty heavy for eighteen months. George, who is still not strong, clung to my free arm
          whilst Ann complained bitterly that no one was helping her.

          Eventually Ann simply sat down on the pavement and declared that she could
          not go another step, whereupon George of course decided that he also had reached his
          limit and sat down too. Neither pleading no threats would move them so I had to resort
          to bribery and had to promise that when we reached the hotel they could have cool
          drinks and ice-cream. This promise got the children moving once more but I am determined that nothing will induce me to stir again until the taxi arrives to take us to the
          station.

          This letter will go by air and will reach you before we do. How I am longing for
          journeys end.

          With love to you all,
          Eleanor.

          Leaving home 10th February 1937,  George Gilman Rushby with Ann and Georgie (Mike) Rushby:

          George Rushby Ann and Georgie

          NOTE
          We had a very warm welcome to the family home at Plumstead Cape Town.
          After ten days with my family we moved to Hout Bay where Mrs Thomas lent us her
          delightful seaside cottage. She also provided us with two excellent maids so I had
          nothing to do but rest and play on the beach with the children.

          After a month at the sea George had fully recovered his health though not his
          former gay spirits. After another six months with my parents I set off for home with Kate,
          leaving Ann and George in my parent’s home under the care of my elder sister,
          Marjorie.

          One or two incidents during that visit remain clearly in my memory. Our children
          had never met elderly people and were astonished at the manifestations of age. One
          morning an elderly lady came around to collect church dues. She was thin and stooped
          and Ann surveyed her with awe. She turned to me with a puzzled expression and
          asked in her clear voice, “Mummy, why has that old lady got a moustache – oh and a
          beard?’ The old lady in question was very annoyed indeed and said, “What a rude little
          girl.” Ann could not understand this, she said, “But Mummy, I only said she had a
          moustache and a beard and she has.” So I explained as best I could that when people
          have defects of this kind they are hurt if anyone mentions them.

          A few days later a strange young woman came to tea. I had been told that she
          had a most disfiguring birthmark on her cheek and warned Ann that she must not
          comment on it. Alas! with the kindest intentions Ann once again caused me acute
          embarrassment. The young woman was hardly seated when Ann went up to her and
          gently patted the disfiguring mark saying sweetly, “Oh, I do like this horrible mark on your
          face.”

          I remember also the afternoon when Kate and George were christened. My
          mother had given George a white silk shirt for the occasion and he wore it with intense
          pride. Kate was baptised first without incident except that she was lost in admiration of a
          gold bracelet given her that day by her Godmother and exclaimed happily, “My
          bangle, look my bangle,” throughout the ceremony. When George’s turn came the
          clergyman held his head over the font and poured water on George’s forehead. Some
          splashed on his shirt and George protested angrily, “Mum, he has wet my shirt!” over
          and over again whilst I led him hurriedly outside.

          My last memory of all is at the railway station. The time had come for Kate and
          me to get into our compartment. My sisters stood on the platform with Ann and George.
          Ann was resigned to our going, George was not so, at the last moment Sylvia, my
          younger sister, took him off to see the engine. The whistle blew and I said good-bye to
          my gallant little Ann. “Mummy”, she said urgently to me, “Don’t forget to wave to
          George.”

          And so I waved good-bye to my children, never dreaming that a war would
          intervene and it would be eight long years before I saw them again.

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          TracyTracy
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            From Tanganyika with Love

            With thanks to Mike Rushby.

            • “The letters of Eleanor Dunbar Leslie to her parents and her sister in South Africa
              concerning her life with George Gilman Rushby of Tanganyika, and the trials and
              joys of bringing up a family in pioneering conditions.

            These letters were transcribed from copies of letters typed by Eleanor Rushby from
            the originals which were in the estate of Marjorie Leslie, Eleanor’s sister. Eleanor
            kept no diary of her life in Tanganyika, so these letters were the living record of an
            important part of her life.

            Prelude
            Having walked across Africa from the East coast to Ubangi Shauri Chad
            in French Equatorial Africa, hunting elephant all the way, George Rushby
            made his way down the Congo to Leopoldville. He then caught a ship to
            Europe and had a holiday in Brussels and Paris before visiting his family
            in England. He developed blackwater fever and was extremely ill for a
            while. When he recovered he went to London to arrange his return to
            Africa.

            Whilst staying at the Overseas Club he met Eileen Graham who had come
            to England from Cape Town to study music. On hearing that George was
            sailing for Cape Town she arranged to introduce him to her friend
            Eleanor Dunbar Leslie. “You’ll need someone lively to show you around,”
            she said. “She’s as smart as paint, a keen mountaineer, a very good school
            teacher, and she’s attractive. You can’t miss her, because her father is a
            well known Cape Town Magistrate. And,” she added “I’ve already written
            and told her what ship you are arriving on.”

            Eleanor duly met the ship. She and George immediately fell in love.
            Within thirty six hours he had proposed marriage and was accepted
            despite the misgivings of her parents. As she was under contract to her
            High School, she remained in South Africa for several months whilst
            George headed for Tanganyika looking for a farm where he could build
            their home.

            These details are a summary of chapter thirteen of the Biography of
            George Gilman Rushby ‘The Hunter is Death “ by T.V.Bulpin.

             

            Dearest Marj,
            Terrifically exciting news! I’ve just become engaged to an Englishman whom I
            met last Monday. The result is a family upheaval which you will have no difficulty in
            imagining!!

            The Aunts think it all highly romantic and cry in delight “Now isn’t that just like our
            El!” Mummy says she doesn’t know what to think, that anyway I was always a harum
            scarum and she rather expected something like this to happen. However I know that
            she thinks George highly attractive. “Such a nice smile and gentle manner, and such
            good hands“ she murmurs appreciatively. “But WHY AN ELEPHANT HUNTER?” she
            ends in a wail, as though elephant hunting was an unmentionable profession.
            Anyway I don’t think so. Anyone can marry a bank clerk or a lawyer or even a
            millionaire – but whoever heard of anyone marrying anyone as exciting as an elephant
            hunter? I’m thrilled to bits.

            Daddy also takes a dim view of George’s profession, and of George himself as
            a husband for me. He says that I am so impulsive and have such wild enthusiasms that I
            need someone conservative and steady to give me some serenity and some ballast.
            Dad says George is a handsome fellow and a good enough chap he is sure, but
            he is obviously a man of the world and hints darkly at a possible PAST. George says
            he has nothing of the kind and anyway I’m the first girl he has asked to marry him. I don’t
            care anyway, I’d gladly marry him tomorrow, but Dad has other ideas.

            He sat in his armchair to deliver his verdict, wearing the same look he must wear
            on the bench. If we marry, and he doesn’t think it would be a good thing, George must
            buy a comfortable house for me in Central Africa where I can stay safely when he goes
            hunting. I interrupted to say “But I’m going too”, but dad snubbed me saying that in no
            time at all I’ll have a family and one can’t go dragging babies around in the African Bush.”
            George takes his lectures with surprising calm. He says he can see Dad’s point of
            view much better than I can. He told the parents today that he plans to buy a small
            coffee farm in the Southern Highlands of Tanganyika and will build a cosy cottage which
            will be a proper home for both of us, and that he will only hunt occasionally to keep the
            pot boiling.

            Mummy, of course, just had to spill the beans. She said to George, “I suppose
            you know that Eleanor knows very little about house keeping and can’t cook at all.” a fact
            that I was keeping a dark secret. But George just said, “Oh she won’t have to work. The
            boys do all that sort of thing. She can lie on a couch all day and read if she likes.” Well
            you always did say that I was a “Lily of the field,” and what a good thing! If I were one of
            those terribly capable women I’d probably die of frustration because it seems that
            African house boys feel that they have lost face if their Memsahibs do anything but the
            most gracious chores.

            George is absolutely marvellous. He is strong and gentle and awfully good
            looking too. He is about 5 ft 10 ins tall and very broad. He wears his curly brown hair cut
            very short and has a close clipped moustache. He has strongly marked eyebrows and
            very striking blue eyes which sometimes turn grey or green. His teeth are strong and
            even and he has a quiet voice.

            I expect all this sounds too good to be true, but come home quickly and see for
            yourself. George is off to East Africa in three weeks time to buy our farm. I shall follow as
            soon as he has bought it and we will be married in Dar es Salaam.

            Dad has taken George for a walk “to get to know him” and that’s why I have time
            to write such a long screed. They should be back any minute now and I must fly and
            apply a bit of glamour.

            Much love my dear,
            your jubilant
            Eleanor

            S.S.Timavo. Durban. 28th.October. 1930.

            Dearest Family,
            Thank you for the lovely send off. I do wish you were all on board with me and
            could come and dance with me at my wedding. We are having a very comfortable
            voyage. There were only four of the passengers as far as Durban, all of them women,
            but I believe we are taking on more here. I have a most comfortable deck cabin to
            myself and the use of a sumptuous bathroom. No one is interested in deck games and I
            am having a lazy time, just sunbathing and reading.

            I sit at the Captain’s table and the meals are delicious – beautifully served. The
            butter for instance, is moulded into sprays of roses, most exquisitely done, and as for
            the ice-cream, I’ve never tasted anything like them.

            The meals are continental type and we have hors d’oeuvre in a great variety
            served on large round trays. The Italians souse theirs with oil, Ugh! We also of course
            get lots of spaghetti which I have some difficulty in eating. However this presents no
            problem to the Chief Engineer who sits opposite to me. He simply rolls it around his
            fork and somehow the spaghetti flows effortlessly from fork to mouth exactly like an
            ascending escalator. Wine is served at lunch and dinner – very mild and pleasant stuff.
            Of the women passengers the one i liked best was a young German widow
            from South west Africa who left the ship at East London to marry a man she had never
            met. She told me he owned a drapers shop and she was very happy at the prospect
            of starting a new life, as her previous marriage had ended tragically with the death of her
            husband and only child in an accident.

            I was most interested to see the bridegroom and stood at the rail beside the gay
            young widow when we docked at East London. I picked him out, without any difficulty,
            from the small group on the quay. He was a tall thin man in a smart grey suit and with a
            grey hat perched primly on his head. You can always tell from hats can’t you? I wasn’t
            surprised to see, when this German raised his head, that he looked just like the Kaiser’s
            “Little Willie”. Long thin nose and cold grey eyes and no smile of welcome on his tight
            mouth for the cheery little body beside me. I quite expected him to jerk his thumb and
            stalk off, expecting her to trot at his heel.

            However she went off blithely enough. Next day before the ship sailed, she
            was back and I saw her talking to the Captain. She began to cry and soon after the
            Captain patted her on the shoulder and escorted her to the gangway. Later the Captain
            told me that the girl had come to ask him to allow her to work her passage back to
            Germany where she had some relations. She had married the man the day before but
            she disliked him because he had deceived her by pretending that he owned a shop
            whereas he was only a window dresser. Bad show for both.

            The Captain and the Chief Engineer are the only officers who mix socially with
            the passengers. The captain seems rather a melancholy type with, I should say, no
            sense of humour. He speaks fair English with an American accent. He tells me that he
            was on the San Francisco run during Prohibition years in America and saw many Film
            Stars chiefly “under the influence” as they used to flock on board to drink. The Chief
            Engineer is big and fat and cheerful. His English is anything but fluent but he makes up
            for it in mime.

            I visited the relations and friends at Port Elizabeth and East London, and here at
            Durban. I stayed with the Trotters and Swans and enjoyed myself very much at both
            places. I have collected numerous wedding presents, china and cutlery, coffee
            percolator and ornaments, and where I shall pack all these things I don’t know. Everyone has been terribly kind and I feel extremely well and happy.

            At the start of the voyage I had a bit of bad luck. You will remember that a
            perfectly foul South Easter was blowing. Some men were busy working on a deck
            engine and I stopped to watch and a tiny fragment of steel blew into my eye. There is
            no doctor on board so the stewardess put some oil into the eye and bandaged it up.
            The eye grew more and more painful and inflamed and when when we reached Port
            Elizabeth the Captain asked the Port Doctor to look at it. The Doctor said it was a job for
            an eye specialist and telephoned from the ship to make an appointment. Luckily for me,
            Vincent Tofts turned up at the ship just then and took me off to the specialist and waited
            whilst he extracted the fragment with a giant magnet. The specialist said that I was very
            lucky as the thing just missed the pupil of my eye so my sight will not be affected. I was
            temporarily blinded by the Belladona the eye-man put in my eye so he fitted me with a
            pair of black goggles and Vincent escorted me back to the ship. Don’t worry the eye is
            now as good as ever and George will not have to take a one-eyed bride for better or
            worse.

            I have one worry and that is that the ship is going to be very much overdue by
            the time we reach Dar es Salaam. She is taking on a big wool cargo and we were held
            up for three days in East london and have been here in Durban for five days.
            Today is the ninth Anniversary of the Fascist Movement and the ship was
            dressed with bunting and flags. I must now go and dress for the gala dinner.

            Bless you all,
            Eleanor.

            S.S.Timavo. 6th. November 1930

            Dearest Family,

            Nearly there now. We called in at Lourenco Marques, Beira, Mozambique and
            Port Amelia. I was the only one of the original passengers left after Durban but there we
            took on a Mrs Croxford and her mother and two men passengers. Mrs C must have
            something, certainly not looks. She has a flat figure, heavily mascared eyes and crooked
            mouth thickly coated with lipstick. But her rather sweet old mother-black-pearls-type tells
            me they are worn out travelling around the world trying to shake off an admirer who
            pursues Mrs C everywhere.

            The one male passenger is very quiet and pleasant. The old lady tells me that he
            has recently lost his wife. The other passenger is a horribly bumptious type.
            I had my hair beautifully shingled at Lourenco Marques, but what an experience it
            was. Before we docked I asked the Captain whether he knew of a hairdresser, but he
            said he did not and would have to ask the agent when he came aboard. The agent was
            a very suave Asian. He said “Sure he did” and offered to take me in his car. I rather
            doubtfully agreed — such a swarthy gentleman — and was driven, not to a hairdressing
            establishment, but to his office. Then he spoke to someone on the telephone and in no
            time at all a most dago-y type arrived carrying a little black bag. He was all patent
            leather, hair, and flashing smile, and greeted me like an old and valued friend.
            Before I had collected my scattered wits tthe Agent had flung open a door and
            ushered me through, and I found myself seated before an ornate mirror in what was only
            too obviously a bedroom. It was a bedroom with a difference though. The unmade bed
            had no legs but hung from the ceiling on brass chains.

            The agent beamingly shut the door behind him and I was left with my imagination
            and the afore mentioned oily hairdresser. He however was very business like. Before I
            could say knife he had shingled my hair with a cut throat razor and then, before I could
            protest, had smothered my neck in stinking pink powder applied with an enormous and
            filthy swansdown powder puff. He held up a mirror for me to admire his handiwork but I
            was aware only of the enormous bed reflected in it, and hurriedly murmuring “very nice,
            very nice” I made my escape to the outer office where, to my relief, I found the Chief
            Engineer who escorted me back to the ship.

            In the afternoon Mrs Coxford and the old lady and I hired a taxi and went to the
            Polana Hotel for tea. Very swish but I like our Cape Peninsula beaches better.
            At Lorenco Marques we took on more passengers. The Governor of
            Portuguese Nyasaland and his wife and baby son. He was a large middle aged man,
            very friendly and unassuming and spoke perfect English. His wife was German and
            exquisite, as fragile looking and with the delicate colouring of a Dresden figurine. She
            looked about 18 but she told me she was 28 and showed me photographs of two
            other sons – hefty youngsters, whom she had left behind in Portugal and was missing
            very much.

            It was frightfully hot at Beira and as I had no money left I did not go up to the
            town, but Mrs Croxford and I spent a pleasant hour on the beach under the Casurina
            trees.

            The Governor and his wife left the ship at Mozambique. He looked very
            imposing in his starched uniform and she more Dresden Sheperdish than ever in a
            flowered frock. There was a guard of honour and all the trimmings. They bade me a warm farewell and invited George and me to stay at any time.

            The German ship “Watussi” was anchored in the Bay and I decided to visit her
            and try and have my hair washed and set. I had no sooner stepped on board when a
            lady came up to me and said “Surely you are Beeba Leslie.” It was Mrs Egan and she
            had Molly with her. Considering Mrs Egan had not seen me since I was five I think it was
            jolly clever of her to recognise me. Molly is charming and was most friendly. She fixed
            things with the hairdresser and sat with me until the job was done. Afterwards I had tea
            with them.

            Port Amelia was our last stop. In fact the only person to go ashore was Mr
            Taylor, the unpleasant man, and he returned at sunset very drunk indeed.
            We reached Port Amelia on the 3rd – my birthday. The boat had anchored by
            the time I was dressed and when I went on deck I saw several row boats cluttered
            around the gangway and in them were natives with cages of wild birds for sale. Such tiny
            crowded cages. I was furious, you know me. I bought three cages, carried them out on
            to the open deck and released the birds. I expected them to fly to the land but they flew
            straight up into the rigging.

            The quiet male passenger wandered up and asked me what I was doing. I said
            “I’m giving myself a birthday treat, I hate to see caged birds.” So next thing there he
            was buying birds which he presented to me with “Happy Birthday.” I gladly set those
            birds free too and they joined the others in the rigging.

            Then a grinning steward came up with three more cages. “For the lady with
            compliments of the Captain.” They lost no time in joining their friends.
            It had given me so much pleasure to free the birds that I was only a little
            discouraged when the quiet man said thoughtfully “This should encourage those bird
            catchers you know, they are sold out. When evening came and we were due to sail I
            was sure those birds would fly home, but no, they are still there and they will probably
            remain until we dock at Dar es Salaam.

            During the morning the Captain came up and asked me what my Christian name
            is. He looked as grave as ever and I couldn’t think why it should interest him but said “the
            name is Eleanor.” That night at dinner there was a large iced cake in the centre of the
            table with “HELENA” in a delicate wreath of pink icing roses on the top. We had
            champagne and everyone congratulated me and wished me good luck in my marriage.
            A very nice gesture don’t you think. The unpleasant character had not put in an
            appearance at dinner which made the party all the nicer

            I sat up rather late in the lounge reading a book and by the time I went to bed
            there was not a soul around. I bathed and changed into my nighty,walked into my cabin,
            shed my dressing gown, and pottered around. When I was ready for bed I put out my
            hand to draw the curtains back and a hand grasped my wrist. It was that wretched
            creature outside my window on the deck, still very drunk. Luckily I was wearing that
            heavy lilac silk nighty. I was livid. “Let go at once”, I said, but he only grinned stupidly.
            “I’m not hurting you” he said, “only looking”. “I’ll ring for the steward” said I, and by
            stretching I managed to press the bell with my free hand. I rang and rang but no one
            came and he just giggled. Then I said furiously, “Remember this name, George
            Rushby, he is a fine boxer and he hates specimens like you. When he meets me at Dar
            es Salaam I shall tell him about this and I bet you will be sorry.” However he still held on
            so I turned and knocked hard on the adjoining wall which divided my cabin from Mrs
            Croxfords. Soon Mrs Croxford and the old lady appeared in dressing gowns . This
            seemed to amuse the drunk even more though he let go my wrist. So whilst the old
            lady stayed with me, Mrs C fetched the quiet passenger who soon hustled him off. He has kept out of my way ever since. However I still mean to tell George because I feel
            the fellow got off far too lightly. I reported the matter to the Captain but he just remarked
            that he always knew the man was low class because he never wears a jacket to meals.
            This is my last night on board and we again had free champagne and I was given
            some tooled leather work by the Captain and a pair of good paste earrings by the old
            lady. I have invited them and Mrs Croxford, the Chief Engineer, and the quiet
            passenger to the wedding.

            This may be my last night as Eleanor Leslie and I have spent this long while
            writing to you just as a little token of my affection and gratitude for all the years of your
            love and care. I shall post this letter on the ship and must turn now and get some beauty
            sleep. We have been told that we shall be in Dar es Salaam by 9 am. I am so excited
            that I shall not sleep.

            Very much love, and just for fun I’ll sign my full name for the last time.
            with my “bes respeks”,

            Eleanor Leslie.

            Eleanor and George Rushby:

            Eleanor and George Rushby

            Splendid Hotel, Dar es Salaam 11th November 1930

            Dearest Family,

            I’m writing this in the bedroom whilst George is out buying a tin trunk in which to
            pack all our wedding presents. I expect he will be gone a long time because he has
            gone out with Hicky Wood and, though our wedding was four days ago, it’s still an
            excuse for a party. People are all very cheery and friendly here.
            I am wearing only pants and slip but am still hot. One swelters here in the
            mornings, but a fresh sea breeze blows in the late afternoons and then Dar es Salaam is
            heavenly.

            We arrived in Dar es Salaam harbour very early on Friday morning (7 th Nov).
            The previous night the Captain had said we might not reach Dar. until 9 am, and certainly
            no one would be allowed on board before 8 am. So I dawdled on the deck in my
            dressing gown and watched the green coastline and the islands slipping by. I stood on
            the deck outside my cabin and was not aware that I was looking out at the wrong side of
            the landlocked harbour. Quite unknown to me George and some friends, the Hickson
            Woods, were standing on the Gymkhana Beach on the opposite side of the channel
            anxiously scanning the ship for a sign of me. George says he had a horrible idea I had
            missed the ship. Blissfully unconscious of his anxiety I wandered into the bathroom
            prepared for a good soak. The anchor went down when I was in the bath and suddenly
            there was a sharp wrap on the door and I heard Mrs Croxford say “There’s a man in a
            boat outside. He is looking out for someone and I’m sure it’s your George. I flung on
            some clothes and rushed on deck with tousled hair and bare feet and it was George.
            We had a marvellous reunion. George was wearing shorts and bush shirt and
            looked just like the strong silent types one reads about in novels. I finished dressing then
            George helped me bundle all the wedding presents I had collected en route into my
            travelling rug and we went into the bar lounge to join the Hickson Woods. They are the
            couple from whom George bought the land which is to be our coffee farm Hicky-Wood
            was laughing when we joined them. he said he had called a chap to bring a couple of
            beers thinking he was the steward but it turned out to be the Captain. He does wear
            such a very plain uniform that I suppose it was easy to make the mistake, but Hicky
            says he was not amused.

            Anyway as the H-W’s are to be our neighbours I’d better describe them. Kath
            Wood is very attractive, dark Irish, with curly black hair and big brown eyes. She was
            married before to Viv Lumb a great friend of George’s who died some years ago of
            blackwater fever. They had one little girl, Maureen, and Kath and Hicky have a small son
            of three called Michael. Hicky is slightly below average height and very neat and dapper
            though well built. He is a great one for a party and good fun but George says he can be
            bad tempered.

            Anyway we all filed off the ship and Hicky and Cath went on to the hotel whilst
            George and I went through customs. Passing the customs was easy. Everyone
            seemed to know George and that it was his wedding day and I just sailed through,
            except for the little matter of the rug coming undone when George and I had to scramble
            on the floor for candlesticks and fruit knives and a wooden nut bowl.
            Outside the customs shed we were mobbed by a crowd of jabbering Africans
            offering their services as porters, and soon my luggage was piled in one rickshaw whilst
            George and I climbed into another and we were born smoothly away on rubber shod
            wheels to the Splendid Hotel. The motion was pleasing enough but it seemed weird to
            be pulled along by one human being whilst another pushed behind.  We turned up a street called Acacia Avenue which, as its name implies, is lined
            with flamboyant acacia trees now in the full glory of scarlet and gold. The rickshaw
            stopped before the Splendid Hotel and I was taken upstairs into a pleasant room which
            had its own private balcony overlooking the busy street.

            Here George broke the news that we were to be married in less than an hours
            time. He would have to dash off and change and then go straight to the church. I would
            be quite all right, Kath would be looking in and friends would fetch me.
            I started to dress and soon there was a tap at the door and Mrs Hickson-Wood
            came in with my bouquet. It was a lovely bunch of carnations and frangipani with lots of
            asparagus fern and it went well with my primrose yellow frock. She admired my frock
            and Leghorn hat and told me that her little girl Maureen was to be my flower girl. Then
            she too left for the church.

            I was fully dressed when there was another knock on the door and I opened it to
            be confronted by a Police Officer in a starched white uniform. I’m McCallum”, he said,
            “I’ve come to drive you to the church.” Downstairs he introduced me to a big man in a
            tussore silk suit. “This is Dr Shicore”, said McCallum, “He is going to give you away.”
            Honestly, I felt exactly like Alice in Wonderland. Wouldn’t have been at all surprised if
            the White Rabbit had popped up and said he was going to be my page.

            I walked out of the hotel and across the pavement in a dream and there, by the
            curb, was a big dark blue police car decorated with white ribbons and with a tall African
            Police Ascari holding the door open for me. I had hardly time to wonder what next when
            the car drew up before a tall German looking church. It was in fact the Lutheran Church in
            the days when Tanganyika was German East Africa.

            Mrs Hickson-Wood, very smart in mushroom coloured georgette and lace, and
            her small daughter were waiting in the porch, so in we went. I was glad to notice my
            friends from the boat sitting behind George’s friends who were all complete strangers to
            me. The aisle seemed very long but at last I reached George waiting in the chancel with
            Hicky-Wood, looking unfamiliar in a smart tussore suit. However this feeling of unreality
            passed when he turned his head and smiled at me.

            In the vestry after the ceremony I was kissed affectionately by several complete
            strangers and I felt happy and accepted by George’s friends. Outside the church,
            standing apart from the rest of the guests, the Italian Captain and Chief Engineer were
            waiting. They came up and kissed my hand, and murmured felicitations, but regretted
            they could not spare the time to come to the reception. Really it was just as well
            because they would not have fitted in at all well.

            Dr Shircore is the Director of Medical Services and he had very kindly lent his
            large house for the reception. It was quite a party. The guests were mainly men with a
            small sprinkling of wives. Champagne corks popped and there was an enormous cake
            and soon voices were raised in song. The chief one was ‘Happy Days Are Here Again’
            and I shall remember it for ever.

            The party was still in full swing when George and I left. The old lady from the ship
            enjoyed it hugely. She came in an all black outfit with a corsage of artificial Lily-of-the-
            Valley. Later I saw one of the men wearing the corsage in his buttonhole and the old
            lady was wearing a carnation.

            When George and I got back to the hotel,I found that my luggage had been
            moved to George’s room by his cook Lamek, who was squatting on his haunches and
            clapped his hands in greeting. My dears, you should see Lamek – exactly like a
            chimpanzee – receding forehead, wide flat nose, and long lip, and such splayed feet. It was quite a strain not to laugh, especially when he produced a gift for me. I have not yet
            discovered where he acquired it. It was a faded mauve straw toque of the kind worn by
            Queen Mary. I asked George to tell Lamek that I was touched by his generosity but felt
            that I could not accept his gift. He did not mind at all especially as George gave him a
            generous tip there and then.

            I changed into a cotton frock and shady straw hat and George changed into shorts
            and bush shirt once more. We then sneaked into the dining room for lunch avoiding our
            wedding guests who were carrying on the party in the lounge.

            After lunch we rejoined them and they all came down to the jetty to wave goodbye
            as we set out by motor launch for Honeymoon Island. I enjoyed the launch trip very
            much. The sea was calm and very blue and the palm fringed beaches of Dar es Salaam
            are as romantic as any bride could wish. There are small coral islands dotted around the
            Bay of which Honeymoon Island is the loveliest. I believe at one time it bore the less
            romantic name of Quarantine Island. Near the Island, in the shallows, the sea is brilliant
            green and I saw two pink jellyfish drifting by.

            There is no jetty on the island so the boat was stopped in shallow water and
            George carried me ashore. I was enchanted with the Island and in no hurry to go to the
            bungalow, so George and I took our bathing costumes from our suitcases and sent the
            luggage up to the house together with a box of provisions.

            We bathed and lazed on the beach and suddenly it was sunset and it began to
            get dark. We walked up the beach to the bungalow and began to unpack the stores,
            tea, sugar, condensed milk, bread and butter, sardines and a large tin of ham. There
            were also cups and saucers and plates and cutlery.

            We decided to have an early meal and George called out to the caretaker, “Boy
            letta chai”. Thereupon the ‘boy’ materialised and jabbered to George in Ki-Swaheli. It
            appeared he had no utensil in which to boil water. George, ever resourceful, removed
            the ham from the tin and gave him that. We had our tea all right but next day the ham
            was bad.

            Then came bed time. I took a hurricane lamp in one hand and my suitcase in the
            other and wandered into the bedroom whilst George vanished into the bathroom. To
            my astonishment I saw two perfectly bare iron bedsteads – no mattress or pillows. We
            had brought sheets and mosquito nets but, believe me, they are a poor substitute for a
            mattress.

            Anyway I arrayed myself in my pale yellow satin nightie and sat gingerly down
            on the iron edge of the bed to await my groom who eventually appeared in a
            handsome suit of silk pyjamas. His expression, as he took in the situation, was too much
            for me and I burst out laughing and so did he.

            Somewhere in the small hours I woke up. The breeze had dropped and the
            room was unbearably stuffy. I felt as dry as a bone. The lamp had been turned very
            low and had gone out, but I remembered seeing a water tank in the yard and I decided
            to go out in the dark and drink from the tap. In the dark I could not find my slippers so I
            slipped my feet into George’s shoes, picked up his matches and groped my way out
            of the room. I found the tank all right and with one hand on the tap and one cupped for
            water I stooped to drink. Just then I heard a scratchy noise and sensed movements
            around my feet. I struck a match and oh horrors! found that the damp spot on which I was
            standing was alive with white crabs. In my hurry to escape I took a clumsy step, put
            George’s big toe on the hem of my nightie and down I went on top of the crabs. I need
            hardly say that George was awakened by an appalling shriek and came rushing to my
            aid like a knight of old.  Anyway, alarms and excursions not withstanding, we had a wonderful weekend on the island and I was sorry to return to the heat of Dar es Salaam, though the evenings
            here are lovely and it is heavenly driving along the coast road by car or in a rickshaw.
            I was surprised to find so many Indians here. Most of the shops, large and small,
            seem to be owned by Indians and the place teems with them. The women wear
            colourful saris and their hair in long black plaits reaching to their waists. Many wear baggy
            trousers of silk or satin. They give a carnival air to the sea front towards sunset.
            This long letter has been written in instalments throughout the day. My first break
            was when I heard the sound of a band and rushed to the balcony in time to see The
            Kings African Rifles band and Askaris march down the Avenue on their way to an
            Armistice Memorial Service. They looked magnificent.

            I must end on a note of most primitive pride. George returned from his shopping
            expedition and beamingly informed me that he had thrashed the man who annoyed me
            on the ship. I felt extremely delighted and pressed for details. George told me that
            when he went out shopping he noticed to his surprise that the ‘Timavo” was still in the
            harbour. He went across to the Agents office and there saw a man who answered to the
            description I had given. George said to him “Is your name Taylor?”, and when he said
            “yes”, George said “Well my name is George Rushby”, whereupon he hit Taylor on the
            jaw so that he sailed over the counter and down the other side. Very satisfactory, I feel.
            With much love to all.

            Your cave woman
            Eleanor.

            Mchewe Estate. P.O. Mbeya 22 November 1930

            Dearest Family,

            Well here we are at our Country Seat, Mchewe Estate. (pronounced
            Mn,-che’-we) but I will start at the beginning of our journey and describe the farm later.
            We left the hotel at Dar es Salaam for the station in a taxi crowded with baggage
            and at the last moment Keith Wood ran out with the unwrapped bottom layer of our
            wedding cake. It remained in its naked state from there to here travelling for two days in
            the train on the luggage rack, four days in the car on my knee, reposing at night on the
            roof of the car exposed to the winds of Heaven, and now rests beside me in the tent
            looking like an old old tombstone. We have no tin large enough to hold it and one
            simply can’t throw away ones wedding cake so, as George does not eat cake, I can see
            myself eating wedding cake for tea for months to come, ants permitting.

            We travelled up by train from Dar to Dodoma, first through the lush vegetation of
            the coastal belt to Morogoro, then through sisal plantations now very overgrown with
            weeds owing to the slump in prices, and then on to the arid area around Dodoma. This
            part of the country is very dry at this time of the year and not unlike parts of our Karoo.
            The train journey was comfortable enough but slow as the engines here are fed with
            wood and not coal as in South Africa.

            Dodoma is the nearest point on the railway to Mbeya so we left the train there to
            continue our journey by road. We arrived at the one and only hotel in the early hours and
            whilst someone went to rout out the night watchman the rest of us sat on the dismal
            verandah amongst a litter of broken glass. Some bright spark remarked on the obvious –
            that there had been a party the night before.

            When we were shown to a room I thought I rather preferred the verandah,
            because the beds had not yet been made up and there was a bucket of vomit beside
            the old fashioned washstand. However George soon got the boys to clean up the
            room and I fell asleep to be awakened by George with an invitation to come and see
            our car before breakfast.

            Yes, we have our own car. It is a Chev, with what is called a box body. That
            means that sides, roof and doors are made by a local Indian carpenter. There is just the
            one front seat with a kapok mattress on it. The tools are kept in a sort of cupboard fixed
            to the side so there is a big space for carrying “safari kit” behind the cab seat.
            Lamek, who had travelled up on the same train, appeared after breakfast, and
            helped George to pack all our luggage into the back of the car. Besides our suitcases
            there was a huge bedroll, kitchen utensils and a box of provisions, tins of petrol and
            water and all Lamek’s bits and pieces which included three chickens in a wicker cage and
            an enormous bunch of bananas about 3 ft long.

            When all theses things were packed there remained only a small space between
            goods and ceiling and into this Lamek squeezed. He lay on his back with his horny feet a
            mere inch or so from the back of my head. In this way we travelled 400 miles over
            bumpy earth roads and crude pole bridges, but whenever we stopped for a meal
            Lamek wriggled out and, like Aladdin’s genie, produced good meals in no time at all.
            In the afternoon we reached a large river called the Ruaha. Workmen were busy
            building a large bridge across it but it is not yet ready so we crossed by a ford below
            the bridge. George told me that the river was full of crocodiles but though I looked hard, I
            did not see any. This is also elephant country but I did not see any of those either, only
            piles of droppings on the road. I must tell you that the natives around these parts are called Wahehe and the river is Ruaha – enough to make a cat laugh. We saw some Wahehe out hunting with spears
            and bows and arrows. They live in long low houses with the tiniest shuttered windows
            and rounded roofs covered with earth.

            Near the river we also saw a few Masai herding cattle. They are rather terrifying to
            look at – tall, angular, and very aloof. They wear nothing but a blanket knotted on one
            shoulder, concealing nothing, and all carried one or two spears.
            The road climbs steeply on the far side of the Ruaha and one has the most
            tremendous views over the plains. We spent our first night up there in the high country.
            Everything was taken out of the car, the bed roll opened up and George and I slept
            comfortably in the back of the car whilst Lamek, rolled in a blanket, slept soundly by a
            small fire nearby. Next morning we reached our first township, Iringa, and put up at the
            Colonist Hotel. We had a comfortable room in the annex overlooking the golf course.
            our room had its own little dressing room which was also the bathroom because, when
            ordered to do so, the room boy carried in an oval galvanised bath and filled it with hot
            water which he carried in a four gallon petrol tin.

            When we crossed to the main building for lunch, George was immediately hailed
            by several men who wanted to meet the bride. I was paid some handsome
            compliments but was not sure whether they were sincere or the result of a nice alcoholic
            glow. Anyhow every one was very friendly.

            After lunch I went back to the bedroom leaving George chatting away. I waited and
            waited – no George. I got awfully tired of waiting and thought I’d give him a fright so I
            walked out onto the deserted golf course and hid behind some large boulders. Soon I
            saw George returning to the room and the boy followed with a tea tray. Ah, now the hue
            and cry will start, thought I, but no, no George appeared nor could I hear any despairing
            cry. When sunset came I trailed crossly back to our hotel room where George lay
            innocently asleep on his bed, hands folded on his chest like a crusader on his tomb. In a
            moment he opened his eyes, smiled sleepily and said kindly, “Did you have a nice walk
            my love?” So of course I couldn’t play the neglected wife as he obviously didn’t think
            me one and we had a very pleasant dinner and party in the hotel that evening.
            Next day we continued our journey but turned aside to visit the farm of a sprightly
            old man named St.Leger Seaton whom George had known for many years, so it was
            after dark before George decided that we had covered our quota of miles for the day.
            Whilst he and Lamek unpacked I wandered off to a stream to cool my hot feet which had
            baked all day on the floor boards of the car. In the rather dim moonlight I sat down on the
            grassy bank and gratefully dabbled my feet in the cold water. A few minutes later I
            started up with a shriek – I had the sensation of red hot pins being dug into all my most
            sensitive parts. I started clawing my clothes off and, by the time George came to the
            rescue with the lamp, I was practically in the nude. “Only Siafu ants,” said George calmly.
            Take off all your clothes and get right in the water.” So I had a bathe whilst George
            picked the ants off my clothes by the light of the lamp turned very low for modesty’s
            sake. Siafu ants are beastly things. They are black ants with outsized heads and
            pinchers. I shall be very, very careful where I sit in future.

            The next day was even hotter. There was no great variety in the scenery. Most
            of the country was covered by a tree called Miombo, which is very ordinary when the
            foliage is a mature deep green, but when in new leaf the trees look absolutely beautiful
            as the leaves,surprisingly, are soft pastel shades of red and yellow.

            Once again we turned aside from the main road to visit one of George’s friends.
            This man Major Hugh Jones MC, has a farm only a few miles from ours but just now he is supervising the making of an airstrip. Major Jones is quite a character. He is below
            average height and skinny with an almost bald head and one nearly blind eye into which
            he screws a monocle. He is a cultured person and will, I am sure, make an interesting
            neighbour. George and Major Jones’ friends call him ‘Joni’ but he is generally known in
            this country as ‘Ropesoles’ – as he is partial to that type of footwear.
            We passed through Mbeya township after dark so I have no idea what the place
            is like. The last 100 miles of our journey was very dusty and the last 15 miles extremely
            bumpy. The road is used so little that in some places we had to plow our way through
            long grass and I was delighted when at last George turned into a side road and said
            “This is our place.” We drove along the bank of the Mchewe River, then up a hill and
            stopped at a tent which was pitched beside the half built walls of our new home. We
            were expected so there was hot water for baths and after a supper of tinned food and
            good hot tea, I climbed thankfully into bed.

            Next morning I was awakened by the chattering of the African workmen and was
            soon out to inspect the new surroundings. Our farm was once part of Hickson Wood’s
            land and is separated from theirs by a river. Our houses cannot be more than a few
            hundred yards apart as the crow flies but as both are built on the slopes of a long range
            of high hills, and one can only cross the river at the foot of the slopes, it will be quite a
            safari to go visiting on foot . Most of our land is covered with shoulder high grass but it
            has been partly cleared of trees and scrub. Down by the river George has made a long
            coffee nursery and a large vegetable garden but both coffee and vegetable seedlings
            are too small to be of use.

            George has spared all the trees that will make good shade for the coffee later on.
            There are several huge wild fig trees as big as oaks but with smooth silvery-green trunks
            and branches and there are lots of acacia thorn trees with flat tops like Japanese sun
            shades. I’ve seen lovely birds in the fig trees, Louries with bright plumage and crested
            heads, and Blue Rollers, and in the grasslands there are widow birds with incredibly long
            black tail feathers.

            There are monkeys too and horrible but fascinating tree lizards with blue bodies
            and orange heads. There are so many, many things to tell you but they must wait for
            another time as James, the house boy, has been to say “Bafu tiari” and if I don’t go at
            once, the bath will be cold.

            I am very very happy and terribly interested in this new life so please don’t
            worry about me.

            Much love to you all,
            Eleanor.

            Mchewe Estate 29th. November 1930

            Dearest Family,

            I’ve lots of time to write letters just now because George is busy supervising the
            building of the house from early morning to late afternoon – with a break for lunch of
            course.

            On our second day here our tent was moved from the house site to a small
            clearing further down the slope of our hill. Next to it the labourers built a ‘banda’ , which is
            a three sided grass hut with thatched roof – much cooler than the tent in this weather.
            There is also a little grass lav. so you see we have every convenience. I spend most of
            my day in the banda reading or writing letters. Occasionally I wander up to the house site
            and watch the building, but mostly I just sit.

            I did try exploring once. I wandered down a narrow path towards the river. I
            thought I might paddle and explore the river a little but I came round a bend and there,
            facing me, was a crocodile. At least for a moment I thought it was and my adrenaline
            glands got very busy indeed. But it was only an enormous monitor lizard, four or five
            feet long. It must have been as scared as I was because it turned and rushed off through
            the grass. I turned and walked hastily back to the camp and as I passed the house site I
            saw some boys killing a large puff adder. Now I do my walking in the evenings with
            George. Nothing alarming ever seems to happen when he is around.

            It is interesting to watch the boys making bricks for the house. They make a pile
            of mud which they trample with their feet until it is the right consistency. Then they fill
            wooden moulds with the clayey mud, and press it down well and turn out beautiful shiny,
            dark brown bricks which are laid out in rows and covered with grass to bake slowly in the
            sun.

            Most of the materials for the building are right here at hand. The walls will be sun
            dried bricks and there is a white clay which will make a good whitewash for the inside
            walls. The chimney and walls will be of burnt brick and tiles and George is now busy
            building a kiln for this purpose. Poles for the roof are being cut in the hills behind the
            house and every day women come along with large bundles of thatching grass on their
            heads. Our windows are modern steel casement ones and the doors have been made
            at a mission in the district. George does some of the bricklaying himself. The other
            bricklayer is an African from Northern Rhodesia called Pedro. It makes me perspire just
            to look at Pedro who wears an overcoat all day in the very hot sun.
            Lamek continues to please. He turns out excellent meals, chicken soup followed
            by roast chicken, vegetables from the Hickson-Woods garden and a steamed pudding
            or fruit to wind up the meal. I enjoy the chicken but George is fed up with it and longs for
            good red meat. The chickens are only about as large as a partridge but then they cost
            only sixpence each.

            I had my first visit to Mbeya two days ago. I put on my very best trousseau frock
            for the occasion- that yellow striped silk one – and wore my wedding hat. George didn’t
            comment, but I saw later that I was dreadfully overdressed.
            Mbeya at the moment is a very small settlement consisting of a bundle of small
            Indian shops – Dukas they call them, which stock European tinned foods and native soft
            goods which seem to be mainly of Japanese origin. There is a one storied Government
            office called the Boma and two attractive gabled houses of burnt brick which house the
            District Officer and his Assistant. Both these houses have lovely gardens but i saw them
            only from the outside as we did not call. After buying our stores George said “Lets go to the pub, I want you to meet Mrs Menzies.” Well the pub turned out to be just three or four grass rondavels on a bare
            plot. The proprietor, Ken Menzies, came out to welcome us. I took to him at once
            because he has the same bush sandy eyebrows as you have Dad. He told me that
            unfortunately his wife is away at the coast, and then he ushered me through the door
            saying “Here’s George with his bride.” then followed the Iringa welcome all over again,
            only more so, because the room was full of diggers from the Lupa Goldfields about fifty
            miles away.

            Champagne corks popped as I shook hands all around and George was
            clapped on the back. I could see he was a favourite with everyone and I tried not to be
            gauche and let him down. These men were all most kind and most appeared to be men
            of more than average education. However several were unshaven and looked as
            though they had slept in their clothes as I suppose they had. When they have a little luck
            on the diggings they come in here to Menzies pub and spend the lot. George says
            they bring their gold dust and small nuggets in tobacco tins or Kruschen salts jars and
            hand them over to Ken Menzies saying “Tell me when I’ve spent the lot.” Ken then
            weighs the gold and estimates its value and does exactly what the digger wants.
            However the Diggers get good value for their money because besides the drink
            they get companionship and good food and nursing if they need it. Mrs Menzies is a
            trained nurse and most kind and capable from what I was told. There is no doctor or
            hospital here so her experience as a nursing sister is invaluable.
            We had lunch at the Hotel and afterwards I poured tea as I was the only female
            present. Once the shyness had worn off I rather enjoyed myself.

            Now to end off I must tell you a funny story of how I found out that George likes
            his women to be feminine. You will remember those dashing black silk pyjamas Aunt
            Mary gave me, with flowered “happy coat” to match. Well last night I thought I’d give
            George a treat and when the boy called me for my bath I left George in the ‘banda’
            reading the London Times. After my bath I put on my Japanese pyjamas and coat,
            peered into the shaving mirror which hangs from the tent pole and brushed my hair until it
            shone. I must confess that with my fringe and shingled hair I thought I made quite a
            glamourous Japanese girl. I walked coyly across to the ‘banda’. Alas no compliment.
            George just glanced up from the Times and went on reading.
            He was away rather a long time when it came to his turn to bath. I glanced up
            when he came back and had a slight concussion. George, if you please, was arrayed in
            my very best pale yellow satin nightie. The one with the lace and ribbon sash and little
            bows on the shoulder. I knew exactly what he meant to convey. I was not to wear the
            trousers in the family. I seethed inwardly, but pretending not to notice, I said calmly “shall
            I call for food?” In this garb George sat down to dinner and it says a great deal for African
            phlegm that the boy did not drop the dishes.

            We conversed politely about this and that, and then, as usual, George went off
            to bed. I appeared to be engrossed in my book and did not stir. When I went to the
            tent some time later George lay fast asleep still in my nightie, though all I could see of it
            was the little ribbon bows looking farcically out of place on his broad shoulders.
            This morning neither of us mentioned the incident, George was up and dressed
            by the time I woke up but I have been smiling all day to think what a ridiculous picture
            we made at dinner. So farewell to pyjamas and hey for ribbons and bows.

            Your loving
            Eleanor.

            Mchewe Estate. Mbeya. 8th December 1930

            Dearest Family,

            A mere shadow of her former buxom self lifts a languid pen to write to you. I’m
            convalescing after my first and I hope my last attack of malaria. It was a beastly
            experience but all is now well and I am eating like a horse and will soon regain my
            bounce.

            I took ill on the evening of the day I wrote my last letter to you. It started with a
            splitting headache and fits of shivering. The symptoms were all too familiar to George
            who got me into bed and filled me up with quinine. He then piled on all the available
            blankets and packed me in hot water bottles. I thought I’d explode and said so and
            George said just to lie still and I’d soon break into a good sweat. However nothing of the
            kind happened and next day my temperature was 105 degrees. Instead of feeling
            miserable as I had done at the onset, I now felt very merry and most chatty. George
            now tells me I sang the most bawdy songs but I hardly think it likely. Do you?
            You cannot imagine how tenderly George nursed me, not only that day but
            throughout the whole eight days I was ill. As we do not employ any African house
            women, and there are no white women in the neighbourhood at present to whom we
            could appeal for help, George had to do everything for me. It was unbearably hot in the
            tent so George decided to move me across to the Hickson-Woods vacant house. They
            have not yet returned from the coast.

            George decided I was too weak to make the trip in the car so he sent a
            messenger over to the Woods’ house for their Machila. A Machila is a canopied canvas
            hammock slung from a bamboo pole and carried by four bearers. The Machila duly
            arrived and I attempted to walk to it, clinging to George’s arm, but collapsed in a faint so
            the trip was postponed to the next morning when I felt rather better. Being carried by
            Machila is quite pleasant but I was in no shape to enjoy anything and got thankfully into
            bed in the Hickson-Woods large, cool and rather dark bedroom. My condition did not
            improve and George decided to send a runner for the Government Doctor at Tukuyu
            about 60 miles away. Two days later Dr Theis arrived by car and gave me two
            injections of quinine which reduced the fever. However I still felt very weak and had to
            spend a further four days in bed.

            We have now decided to stay on here until the Hickson-Woods return by which
            time our own house should be ready. George goes off each morning and does not
            return until late afternoon. However don’t think “poor Eleanor” because I am very
            comfortable here and there are lots of books to read and the days seem to pass very
            quickly.

            The Hickson-Wood’s house was built by Major Jones and I believe the one on
            his shamba is just like it. It is a square red brick building with a wide verandah all around
            and, rather astonishingly, a conical thatched roof. There is a beautiful view from the front
            of the house and a nice flower garden. The coffee shamba is lower down on the hill.
            Mrs Wood’s first husband, George’s friend Vi Lumb, is buried in the flower
            garden. He died of blackwater fever about five years ago. I’m told that before her
            second marriage Kath lived here alone with her little daughter, Maureen, and ran the farm
            entirely on her own. She must be quite a person. I bet she didn’t go and get malaria
            within a few weeks of her marriage.

            The native tribe around here are called Wasafwa. They are pretty primitive but
            seem amiable people. Most of the men, when they start work, wear nothing but some
            kind of sheet of unbleached calico wrapped round their waists and hanging to mid calf. As soon as they have drawn their wages they go off to a duka and buy a pair of khaki
            shorts for five or six shillings. Their women folk wear very short beaded skirts. I think the
            base is goat skin but have never got close enough for a good look. They are very shy.
            I hear from George that they have started on the roof of our house but I have not
            seen it myself since the day I was carried here by Machila. My letters by the way go to
            the Post Office by runner. George’s farm labourers take it in turn to act in this capacity.
            The mail bag is given to them on Friday afternoon and by Saturday evening they are
            back with our very welcome mail.

            Very much love,
            Eleanor.

            Mbeya 23rd December 1930

            Dearest Family,

            George drove to Mbeya for stores last week and met Col. Sherwood-Kelly VC.
            who has been sent by the Government to Mbeya as Game Ranger. His job will be to
            protect native crops from raiding elephants and hippo etc., and to protect game from
            poachers. He has had no training for this so he has asked George to go with him on his
            first elephant safari to show him the ropes.

            George likes Col. Kelly and was quite willing to go on safari but not willing to
            leave me alone on the farm as I am still rather shaky after malaria. So it was arranged that
            I should go to Mbeya and stay with Mrs Harmer, the wife of the newly appointed Lands
            and Mines Officer, whose husband was away on safari.

            So here I am in Mbeya staying in the Harmers temporary wattle and daub
            house. Unfortunately I had a relapse of the malaria and stayed in bed for three days with
            a temperature. Poor Mrs Harmer had her hands full because in the room next to mine
            she was nursing a digger with blackwater fever. I could hear his delirious babble through
            the thin wall – very distressing. He died poor fellow , and leaves a wife and seven
            children.

            I feel better than I have done for weeks and this afternoon I walked down to the
            store. There are great signs of activity and people say that Mbeya will grow rapidly now
            owing to the boom on the gold fields and also to the fact that a large aerodrome is to be
            built here. Mbeya is to be a night stop on the proposed air service between England
            and South Africa. I seem to be the last of the pioneers. If all these schemes come about
            Mbeya will become quite suburban.

            26th December 1930

            George, Col. Kelly and Mr Harmer all returned to Mbeya on Christmas Eve and
            it was decided that we should stay and have midday Christmas dinner with the
            Harmers. Col. Kelly and the Assistant District Commissioner came too and it was quite a
            festive occasion, We left Mbeya in the early afternoon and had our evening meal here at
            Hickson-Wood’s farm. I wore my wedding dress.

            I went across to our house in the car this morning. George usually walks across to
            save petrol which is very expensive here. He takes a short cut and wades through the
            river. The distance by road is very much longer than the short cut. The men are now
            thatching the roof of our cottage and it looks charming. It consists of a very large living
            room-dinning room with a large inglenook fireplace at one end. The bedroom is a large
            square room with a smaller verandah room adjoining it. There is a wide verandah in the
            front, from which one has a glorious view over a wide valley to the Livingstone
            Mountains on the horizon. Bathroom and storeroom are on the back verandah and the
            kitchen is some distance behind the house to minimise the risk of fire.

            You can imagine how much I am looking forward to moving in. We have some
            furniture which was made by an Indian carpenter at Iringa, refrectory dining table and
            chairs, some small tables and two armchairs and two cupboards and a meatsafe. Other
            things like bookshelves and extra cupboards we will have to make ourselves. George
            has also bought a portable gramophone and records which will be a boon.
            We also have an Irish wolfhound puppy, a skinny little chap with enormous feet
            who keeps me company all day whilst George is across at our farm working on the
            house.

            Lots and lots of love,
            Eleanor.

            Mchewe Estate 8th Jan 1931

            Dearest Family,

            Alas, I have lost my little companion. The Doctor called in here on Boxing night
            and ran over and killed Paddy, our pup. It was not his fault but I was very distressed
            about it and George has promised to try and get another pup from the same litter.
            The Hickson-Woods returned home on the 29th December so we decided to
            move across to our nearly finished house on the 1st January. Hicky Wood decided that
            we needed something special to mark the occasion so he went off and killed a sucking
            pig behind the kitchen. The piglet’s screams were terrible and I felt that I would not be
            able to touch any dinner. Lamek cooked and served sucking pig up in the traditional way
            but it was high and quite literally, it stank. Our first meal in our own home was not a
            success.

            However next day all was forgotten and I had something useful to do. George
            hung doors and I held the tools and I also planted rose cuttings I had brought from
            Mbeya and sowed several boxes with seeds.

            Dad asked me about the other farms in the area. I haven’t visited any but there
            are five besides ours. One belongs to the Lutheran Mission at Utengule, a few miles
            from here. The others all belong to British owners. Nearest to Mbeya, at the foot of a
            very high peak which gives Mbeya its name, are two farms, one belonging to a South
            African mining engineer named Griffiths, the other to I.G.Stewart who was an officer in the
            Kings African Rifles. Stewart has a young woman called Queenie living with him. We are
            some miles further along the range of hills and are some 23 miles from Mbeya by road.
            The Mchewe River divides our land from the Hickson-Woods and beyond their farm is
            Major Jones.

            All these people have been away from their farms for some time but have now
            returned so we will have some neighbours in future. However although the houses are
            not far apart as the crow flies, they are all built high in the foothills and it is impossible to
            connect the houses because of the rivers and gorges in between. One has to drive right
            down to the main road and then up again so I do not suppose we will go visiting very
            often as the roads are very bumpy and eroded and petrol is so expensive that we all
            save it for occasional trips to Mbeya.

            The rains are on and George has started to plant out some coffee seedlings. The
            rains here are strange. One can hear the rain coming as it moves like a curtain along the
            range of hills. It comes suddenly, pours for a little while and passes on and the sun
            shines again.

            I do like it here and I wish you could see or dear little home.

            Your loving,
            Eleanor.

            Mchewe Estate. 1st April 1931

            Dearest Family,

            Everything is now running very smoothly in our home. Lamek continues to
            produce palatable meals and makes wonderful bread which he bakes in a four gallon
            petrol tin as we have no stove yet. He puts wood coals on the brick floor of the kitchen,
            lays the tin lengh-wise on the coals and heaps more on top. The bread tins are then put
            in the petrol tin, which has one end cut away, and the open end is covered by a flat
            piece of tin held in place by a brick. Cakes are also backed in this make-shift oven and I
            have never known Lamek to have a failure yet.

            Lamek has a helper, known as the ‘mpishi boy’ , who does most of the hard
            work, cleans pots and pans and chops the firewood etc. Another of the mpishi boy’s
            chores is to kill the two chickens we eat each day. The chickens run wild during the day
            but are herded into a small chicken house at night. One of the kitchen boy’s first duties is
            to let the chickens out first thing in the early morning. Some time after breakfast it dawns
            on Lamek that he will need a chicken for lunch. he informs the kitchen boy who selects a
            chicken and starts to chase it in which he is enthusiastically joined by our new Irish
            wolfhound pup, Kelly. Together they race after the frantic fowl, over the flower beds and
            around the house until finally the chicken collapses from sheer exhaustion. The kitchen
            boy then hands it over to Lamek who murders it with the kitchen knife and then pops the
            corpse into boiling water so the feathers can be stripped off with ease.

            I pointed out in vain, that it would be far simpler if the doomed chickens were kept
            in the chicken house in the mornings when the others were let out and also that the correct
            way to pluck chickens is when they are dry. Lamek just smiled kindly and said that that
            may be so in Europe but that his way is the African way and none of his previous
            Memsahibs has complained.

            My houseboy, named James, is clean and capable in the house and also a
            good ‘dhobi’ or washboy. He takes the washing down to the river and probably
            pounds it with stones, but I prefer not to look. The ironing is done with a charcoal iron
            only we have no charcoal and he uses bits of wood from the kitchen fire but so far there
            has not been a mishap.

            It gets dark here soon after sunset and then George lights the oil lamps and we
            have tea and toast in front of the log fire which burns brightly in our inglenook. This is my
            favourite hour of the day. Later George goes for his bath. I have mine in the mornings
            and we have dinner at half past eight. Then we talk a bit and read a bit and sometimes
            play the gramophone. I expect it all sounds pretty unexciting but it doesn’t seem so to
            me.

            Very much love,
            Eleanor.

            Mchewe Estate 20th April 1931

            Dearest Family,

            It is still raining here and the countryside looks very lush and green, very different
            from the Mbeya district I first knew, when plains and hills were covered in long brown
            grass – very course stuff that grows shoulder high.

            Most of the labourers are hill men and one can see little patches of cultivation in
            the hills. Others live in small villages near by, each consisting of a cluster of thatched huts
            and a few maize fields and perhaps a patch of bananas. We do not have labour lines on
            the farm because our men all live within easy walking distance. Each worker has a labour
            card with thirty little squares on it. One of these squares is crossed off for each days work
            and when all thirty are marked in this way the labourer draws his pay and hies himself off
            to the nearest small store and blows the lot. The card system is necessary because
            these Africans are by no means slaves to work. They work only when they feel like it or
            when someone in the family requires a new garment, or when they need a few shillings
            to pay their annual tax. Their fields, chickens and goats provide them with the food they
            need but they draw rations of maize meal beans and salt. Only our headman is on a
            salary. His name is Thomas and he looks exactly like the statues of Julius Caesar, the
            same bald head and muscular neck and sardonic expression. He comes from Northern
            Rhodesia and is more intelligent than the locals.

            We still live mainly on chickens. We have a boy whose job it is to scour the
            countryside for reasonable fat ones. His name is Lucas and he is quite a character. He
            has such long horse teeth that he does not seem able to close his mouth and wears a
            perpetual amiable smile. He brings his chickens in beehive shaped wicker baskets
            which are suspended on a pole which Lucas carries on his shoulder.

            We buy our groceries in bulk from Mbeya, our vegetables come from our
            garden by the river and our butter from Kath Wood. Our fresh milk we buy from the
            natives. It is brought each morning by three little totos each carrying one bottle on his
            shaven head. Did I tell you that the local Wasafwa file their teeth to points. These kids
            grin at one with their little sharks teeth – quite an “all-ready-to-eat-you-with-my-dear” look.
            A few nights ago a message arrived from Kath Wood to say that Queenie
            Stewart was very ill and would George drive her across to the Doctor at Tukuyu. I
            wanted George to wait until morning because it was pouring with rain, and the mountain
            road to Tukuyu is tricky even in dry weather, but he said it is dangerous to delay with any
            kind of fever in Africa and he would have to start at once. So off he drove in the rain and I
            did not see him again until the following night.

            George said that it had been a nightmare trip. Queenie had a high temperature
            and it was lucky that Kath was able to go to attend to her. George needed all his
            attention on the road which was officially closed to traffic, and very slippery, and in some
            places badly eroded. In some places the decking of bridges had been removed and
            George had to get out in the rain and replace it. As he had nothing with which to fasten
            the decking to the runners it was a dangerous undertaking to cross the bridges especially
            as the rivers are now in flood and flowing strongly. However they reached Tukuyu safely
            and it was just as well they went because the Doctor diagnosed Queenies illness as
            Spirillium Tick Fever which is a very nasty illness indeed.

            Eleanor.

            Mchewe Estate. 20th May 1931

            Dear Family,

            I’m feeling fit and very happy though a bit lonely sometimes because George
            spends much of his time away in the hills cutting a furrow miles long to bring water to the
            house and to the upper part of the shamba so that he will be able to irrigate the coffee
            during the dry season.

            It will be quite an engineering feat when it is done as George only has makeshift
            surveying instruments. He has mounted an ordinary cheap spirit level on an old camera
            tripod and has tacked two gramophone needles into the spirit level to give him a line.
            The other day part of a bank gave way and practically buried two of George’s labourers
            but they were quickly rescued and no harm was done. However he will not let them
            work unless he is there to supervise.

            I keep busy so that the days pass quickly enough. I am delighted with the
            material you sent me for curtains and loose covers and have hired a hand sewing
            machine from Pedro-of-the-overcoat and am rattling away all day. The machine is an
            ancient German one and when I say rattle, I mean rattle. It is a most cumbersome, heavy
            affair of I should say, the same vintage as George Stevenson’s Rocket locomotive.
            Anyway it sews and I am pleased with my efforts. We made a couch ourselves out of a
            native bed, a mattress and some planks but all this is hidden under the chintz cover and
            it looks quite the genuine bought article. I have some diversions too. Small black faced
            monkeys sit in the trees outside our bedroom window and they are most entertaining to
            watch. They are very mischievous though. When I went out into the garden this morning
            before breakfast I found that the monkeys had pulled up all my carnations. There they
            lay, roots in the air and whether they will take again I don’t know.

            I like the monkeys but hate the big mountain baboons that come and hang
            around our chicken house. I am terrified that they will tear our pup into bits because he is
            a plucky young thing and will rush out to bark at the baboons.

            George usually returns for the weekends but last time he did not because he had
            a touch of malaria. He sent a boy down for the mail and some fresh bread. Old Lucas
            arrived with chickens just as the messenger was setting off with mail and bread in a
            haversack on his back. I thought it might be a good idea to send a chicken to George so
            I selected a spry young rooster which I handed to the messenger. He, however,
            complained that he needed both hands for climbing. I then had one of my bright ideas
            and, putting a layer of newspaper over the bread, I tucked the rooster into the haversack
            and buckled down the flap so only his head protruded.

            I thought no more about it until two days later when the messenger again
            appeared for fresh bread. He brought a rather terse note from George saying that the
            previous bread was uneatable as the rooster had eaten some of it and messed on the
            rest. Ah me!

            The previous weekend the Hickson-Woods, Stewarts and ourselves, went
            across to Tukuyu to attend a dance at the club there. the dance was very pleasant. All
            the men wore dinner jackets and the ladies wore long frocks. As there were about
            twenty men and only seven ladies we women danced every dance whilst the surplus
            men got into a huddle around the bar. George and I spent the night with the Agricultural
            Officer, Mr Eustace, and I met his fiancee, Lillian Austin from South Africa, to whom I took
            a great liking. She is Governess to the children of Major Masters who has a farm in the
            Tukuyu district.

            On the Sunday morning we had a look at the township. The Boma was an old German one and was once fortified as the Africans in this district are a very warlike tribe.
            They are fine looking people. The men wear sort of togas and bands of cloth around
            their heads and look like Roman Senators, but the women go naked except for a belt
            from which two broad straps hang down, one in front and another behind. Not a graceful
            garb I assure you.

            We also spent a pleasant hour in the Botanical Gardens, laid out during the last
            war by the District Commissioner, Major Wells, with German prisoner of war labour.
            There are beautiful lawns and beds of roses and other flowers and shady palm lined
            walks and banana groves. The gardens are terraced with flights of brick steps connecting
            the different levels and there is a large artificial pond with little islands in it. I believe Major
            Wells designed the lake to resemble in miniature, the Lakes of Killarney.
            I enjoyed the trip very much. We got home at 8 pm to find the front door locked
            and the kitchen boy fast asleep on my newly covered couch! I hastily retreated to the
            bedroom whilst George handled the situation.

            Eleanor.

            #6201
            TracyTracy
            Participant

              “Go and put the kettle on while I think about this,” Liz instructed Finnley.  “A vacation is not a bad idea.  A change of air would do us good.  Perhaps a nice self catering cottage somewhere in the country…”

              “Self catering? And who might that self be that would be doing the catering for you, Liz?”

              “I was only thinking of you!” retorted Liz, affronted. “You might get bored in a fancy hotel with nothing to dust!”

              “Try me!” snapped Finnley.  “You think you know me inside out, don’t you, but I’m just a story character to you, aren’t I? You don’t know me at all! Just the idea you have of a cleaner! I can’t take it anymore!”

              “Oh for god’s sake stop blubbering, Finnley, no need to be so dramatic. Where would you like to go?”

              “OH, I don’t know, Somewhere sunny and warm, with mountains and beaches, and not too many tourists.”

              “Hah! Anywhere nice and warm with mountains and beaches is going to be packed with tourists. If you want a nice quiet holiday with no tourists you’d have to go somewhere cold and horrid.” Liz sniffed. “Everywhere nice in the world is stuffed with tourists. I know! How about a staycation?  We can stay right here and you can make us a nice picnic every day to eat on the lawn.”

              “Fuck off, Liz,” snapped Finnley.

              “I say, there is no need to be rude! I could sack you for that!”

              “Yes but you won’t. Nobody else would work for you, and you know it.”

              “Yes well there is that,” Liz had to admit, sighing. “Well then, YOU choose somewhere. You decide. I am putty in your sweaty hands, willing to bend to your every whim. Just to keep the peace.”

              Finnley rolled her eyes and went to put the kettle on. Where DID she want to go, she wondered?   And would a holiday with Liz be any holiday at all?

              #6123

              In reply to: Tart Wreck Repackage

              “Did someone say drinks are on the house?” asked Rosamund, pushing past the burly bouncer as she entered the pub.  “What’s your name, handsome?”

              “Percival,” the bouncer replied with a wry grin.  “Yeah I know, doesn’t fit the image.”

              Rosamund looked him up and down while simultaneously flicking a bit of food from between her teeth with a credit card.  “I keep forgetting to buy dental floss,” she said.

              “Is that really necessary?” hissed Tara. “Is that moving the plot forward?”

              “Careful now,” Star said, “Your Liz is showing.”

              “I’ll be away for a while on an important mission,” Rosamund said to Percival, “But give me your number and I’ll call you when I get back.”

              “The trip is cancelled, you’re not going anywhere,” Star told her, “Except to the shop to buy dental floss.”

              “Will someone please tell me why we’re talking about dental floss when we have this serious case to solve?” Tara sounded exasperated, and glared at Rosamund.  What a brazen hussy she was!

              “I’m glad you mentioned it!” piped up a middle aged lady sitting at the corner table. “I have run out of dental floss too.”

              “See?” said Rosamund.  “You never can tell how helpful you are when you just act yourself and let it flow.  Now tell me why I’m not going to New Zealand? I already packed my suitcase!”

              “Because it seems that New Zealand has come to us,” replied Star, “Or should I say, the signs of the cult are everywhere.  It’s not so much a case of finding the cult as a case of, well finding somewhere the cult hasn’t already infected.  And as for April,” she continued, “She changes her story every five minutes, I think we should ignore everything she says from now on. Nothing but a distraction.”

              “That’s it!” exclaimed Tara. “Exactly! Distraction tactics!  A well known ruse, tried and tested.  She has been sent to us to distract us from the case. She isn’t a new client. She’s a red herring for the old clients enemies.”

              “Oh, good one, Tara,” Star was impressed. Tara could be an abusive drunk, but some of the things she blurted out were pure gold.  Or had a grain of gold in them, it would be more accurate to say. A certain perspicacity shone through at times when she was well lubricated.  “Perhaps we should lock her back in the wardrobe for the time being until we’ve worked out what to do with her.”

              “You’re right, Star, we must restrain her….oy! oy!  Percival, catch that fleeing aunt at once!”  April had made a dash for it out of the pub door.  The burly bouncer missed his chance. April legged it up the road and disappeared round the corner.

              “That’s entirely your fault, Rosamund,” Tara spat, “Distracting the man from his duties, you rancid little strumpet!”

              “Oh I say, that’s going a bit far,” interjected the middle aged lady sitting at the corner table.

              “What’s it got to do with you?” Tara turned on her.

              “This,” the woman replied with a smugly Trumpish smile. She pulled her trouser leg up to reveal a bell bird tattoo.

              “Oh my fucking god,” Tara was close to tears again.

              #6122

              In reply to: Tart Wreck Repackage

              “Wait!” said Star. “Have we unwittingly stumbled upon a secret meeting of the bellbird cult?”

              The bouncer laughed. “Not exactly a secret meeting. It’s more of our monthly get-together. We have drinks and what-not and a bit of a sing-song”

              “Sound great! Where do I sign up?” asked Tara, mesmerised by the burly bouncer’s biceps.

              “Tara!” hissed Star. “I think you’ve had a few too many!” Just then, she noticed April trying to make a sneaky getaway.”NOT SO FAST, APRIL!” she shouted.”Grab her, Burly Bouncer!”

              The BB grinned charmingly and grabbed hold of April. “Anything to oblige,” he said, flirtatiously winking at Star.

              “Now, April,” said Star sternly, “you are not going anywhere until you have told us exactly what is going on?”

              April sighed crossly. “I came to the get-together tonight to find out if anyone had seen or heard from Vince. It was mere chance I stumbled upon you two.”

              Tara sneered at the obvious lie. “Then why did you run? Huh?”

              “If you must know, and it appears you must, I believe I saw him.” She pointed to the entrance. “He was wearing a disguise of course. When he saw me, he ran, clearly fearing I would see through his disguise and reveal to the world that he is not in a coma.”

              Star scratched her head. “I see,” she said.

              “So much for New Zealand and your remote viewing skills,” sneered Tara.

              “Why is Vince French pretending to be in a coma? And, if it is not him, then who is in a coma?” asked Star, ignoring Tara’s rudeness. She had always been a nasty drunk.

              April shook her head. “Those are questions only Vincent French can answer.”

              “Going around in circles a bit, aren’t you?” said BB with a kindly smile. “Cheer up! Look around you! Beauty is everywhere and drinks are on the house!”

              #6092

              There’s nobody at all coming to see to my supper anymore, the girl that brought my lunch (a stale cheese sandwich again) said it was because of the curfew. I said, Oh the quarantine and she said, Oh no, not that anymore so I said Oh, is the virus over then, and she said Oh no, far from it, but that’s not what the curfew is for now, and I looked at her and wondered if they’d all lost their marbles.

              She said it’s Marshall law out there now and I smiled at that, I used to know a nice girl by the name of Marshall, can’t recall where from mind you, but anyway then I realized she meant martial law when she showed me her arm. Great big bruise there was, she said it was from a rubber bullet.   Seems to me they’re getting senile young these days and I wonder where it will all end.

              Then she starts telling me about piles of bricks everywhere, and I’m wondering where this is going because it makes no sense to me.  She says some people say there are piles of bricks appearing everywhere, but she can’t be sure, she said, because lots of other people are saying there aren’t any piles of bricks at all, and I’m thinking, who the hell cares so much about piles of bricks anyway?  Then she looks at me as if I’m the daft one.

              It’s a pity we don’t see piles of decent food appearing, I said, instead of bricks, looking pointedly at the cheese sandwich.  She said,  Think yourself lucky, with what can only be described as a dark look.

              I thought I’d change the subject, as we didn’t seem to be getting anywhere, and asked her if she’d be kind enough to pick me up some embroidery thread on her way past the emporium, and she made a peculiar noise and said Aint no shops open, they’re all boarded up. I was about to ask why, and she must have read my mind because she said, Riots, that’s why.

              It’s a good job my hip’s so much better now that the weather’s dry, because I’m going to have to make my escape soon and see what the hell’s going on out there.

              #6026

              Dear Jorid Whale,

              My hands are shaking while I type this on the keyboard.

              I’m not sure which of last night’s dreams is the bizarrest. Bizarre in a fantastic way, although for certain people it might be called grotesque. I’m certain it has something to do with that book I ordered online last week. I don’t usually read books and certainly not like this one. But the confinement, it makes you consider making things out of your ordinary.

              It’s called The Enchanted Forest of Changes, by a Chinese artist Níngméng (柠檬). They say his artist name means lemon, but that some of his friends call him Níng mèng 凝梦 (curdle dreams), which to my ears sound exactly the same except a little bit angrier. I found out about him on a forum about creepy dolls abandoned in forests all around the world. Yeah exactly, the confinement effect again. Apparently it started with a few dolls in a forest in Michigan, and then suddenly people started to find them everywhere. I wonder if some people are really into the confinement thing or if it’s just me using that as a reason to stay home.

              Anyway, someone on that forum posted one of the picture of that book and it caught my eye. So much so that I dreamt of it the following night. So I bought the book and it’s mostly ink drawings, but they seem to speak directly to some part of you that you were not even aware you had. I almost hear whispers when I look at the drawings. And then I have those dreams.

              Last night I dreamt of a cat that had been raised as a boy. He even had the shape of one, but shorter maybe. He had learned to talk and use his paws as hands, his claws had grown into fingers, had lost most of his fur and he was wearing clothes. If I was amazed by such a feat, it kinda seemed normal for the people I met in that dream. It just took a lot of efforts, love and dedication to raise this kind of children.

              And Whale, I feel tingling in my arms. This morning you showed me the picture of a kitten! That’s not a mere coincidence. I’m feeling so excited, my hands are too slow to type what I want to write. I fear I’m going to forget an important detail.

              About the second dream. The world was in shock, there was this giant… thing that looked like a pistil and that had grown during the night in some arid area. It was taller than the tallest human made tower. Its extremity was cone shaped, and I confess that the whole thing looked like some kind of dick to me.

              Plants and trees had followed in the following days as if the pistil had changed the climatic conditions (autocorrect wanted to write climactic, is that you playing around?).

              The pistil was protected by some kind of field and it couldn’t be approached by everyone. Governments had tried, pharmaceutical companies had tried. People who wanted to make gold out of it, they were all rejected. But for some reason some people could approach. Anyone, not just the pure of hearts or the noble ones. Actually a whole bunch of weirdoes started to take their chances. Some were allowed in and some where not. Nobody knew what was the deciding factor.

              A friend of mine that I have not seen in years during my waking life, she came back and asked me to come with her. So we went and were allowed in. My recall of the events after that is fuzzy. But I get the strange impression that I will spend more time in there later on.

              [Edited in the afternoon]

              I don’t believe it! It’s on the news everywhere. It has even replaced the news about the virus and the confinement.

              Giant pistils have appeared around the world, but it seems only people who had been infected can see them.

              Crazy rumours run on the internet. Giant mass hallucination caused by the virus. Some people say it’s alien technology, spores engineered to control our brains.

              There is one not so far from where I live. Should I wait for Kady to call me?

              #5972

              In reply to: Story Bored

              ÉricÉric
              Keymaster

                Board 3, Story 2:
                Sophie: “Jesus! What happened to our legs! They’re so skinny I can hardly see them!”
                Barbara: “Smart, trying to outdo my beehive with a palm tree Sophie. But you’ll know who’s the boss here.”
                Glor: “I got sand stuck everywhere, somebody help!

                India Louise: “Cuthbert, when you’re done with your funny hairy pajamas, you should get tested, that green blob of snot you made on the waxed floor does look terribly suspicious.”
                The squirrel: “That scene’s too cute, I’m at a loss for quip.”

                #5928

                Hello Whale,

                I don’t keep track of the days since we have been forcefully encouraged to stay home. I have plenty of carrots and chocolate mousse. Talking of mousse, I might have a mouse keeping me company. Let’s not hope it’s a family. But I heard that animals are coming back into town now that we are all cozy in our burrows. There have been mentions of chicks on the ring road. Not the kind of chick with makeup, the real fluffy and yellow ones. And one of my friends saw a fox roaming the streets while going to the supermarket. I bet he had a bag full of carrots. Now I wouldn’t be surprised having rabbits everywhere with all those carrots around.

                I may sound confusing but I guess that’s what being confined does to people. I even had day dreams of birds flying in my bedroom. I swear I really saw one. Well, to be fair I only saw its shadow, but it was a shadow in the air, not on the wall. I wonder what kind of bird it was. My little pinky said it was a finch, the one my mother loved looking at in her garden. She will be part of the numbers soon. Either with her death or with her survival. Now when I think of her I see her surrounded by a bunch of animals. I even saw the fox, but I don’t think it would count amongst the animals I see in town.

                Since I’m not trying to be analytic, I’ve found a strange poetry in life around here. People are talking like senators, all trying to give their certainties to the world, but I can tell you nobody knows shit and nobody has a clue. You might as well welcome the virus for some tea to get to know each other and have some interesting stories about yourself and your relation to nature.

                I’m raving again. Someone told me a joke recently. The national board of psychologists published a official communiqué because they received too many calls from people. They said it was normal in this time of confinement to talk to the walls or the objects in your house, and to call them only in case the objects talked back.

                What would they think if they knew I’m talking to a whale and it’s giving me advice for my writing? I can even hear them as it sends me short audio. I haven’t been able to figure out what they said in the audio though. I’m glad the advice for my writing do come directly translated and not in the form of a whale song. I’m grateful for technology in that case.

                Oh and one last mention. A friend told me about the current roller coaster of the stock market. I dreamt of a stocking market. I must say it was very colourful and the seller used their stockings in very creative ways.

                Keep the connection going! Talk to you soon Whale. I’ll have to find you a name. My pinky suggested Jorid so it will be my name for you.

                #5819

                Hello Whale,

                Coming from the computer world that makes it a pun of sort. I’m overloaded with whales nowadays. They’re everywhere. Are you involved? Or were they around all along? I must say I never paid too much attention to whales before. Now it’s a sticker on the asphalt when I get out of the metro to my daily rendez-vous with myself at the café. Or an advertisement of a winking whale on a bus side for a whale cruise near Canada. Or a friend this morning who called me to tell his dream: A Ballistic Whale shut through huge distance in space, it was angry and ever arriving.

                Let me think that something big is coming.

                I ordered a macchiato and the waiter had made a funny whale design with the foamed cream. When I asked he said he didn’t know why because he had never made it before. I could see it. And it looked angrier as the foam melted. I decided not to pay too much attention to the whale, focusing my attention instead on finding a friend in the passing crowd. Lots of students that day. A group of girl came and stopped right in front of me, chatting loudly. I started to feel irritated and looked at them angrily. One of them saw my face and turned to tell something to her friends. I saw the blue whale keyring hanging from her backpack zipper. They all looked at me and laughed.

                I think I’m whale cursed.

                #5670

                “Crocuses in meadow, Flower, Flower”, was singing Eleri. Humming was more accurate, she didn’t recall much of the lyrics, but the tune was easy to follow. She was quite fond of that popular song and liked to sing it whenever she was going to town in her flower dress floating in the wind. She had thought it nice if Gorrash woke up with a festive atmosphere. It would certainly be a shock already that so much time had passed since he was last awake. She wondered if he would remember anything from his broken time. She hadn’t talked much with him before, especially about his day-slumber time.

                “Chestnut in the woods”, she continued. Crack, crack made the dry twigs she walked on on purpose. It made her laugh and snort. She liked playing with her environment and made it participate in her own expression, it was like she had many voices and she could hear herself everywhere. She picked up a few chestnuts because she knew Fox was crazy about them. It was a blessing that the enchanted forest would still produce them out of season.

                When she arrived in town, Eleri didn’t waste time. She wanted costumes and props for the party, so she went directly to the Jiborium’s Emporium where she was sure to find everything she needed, and more. There was a crowd blocking the entrance, but it didn’t deter her from her idea. She elbowed her way up to the door where a man in a wheelchair was complaining about having not enough room to go in. Still in a jolly mood, Eleri found it funny that the man who took so much space with his cumbersome vehicle was asking for more room.

                “Move already”, she joined her voice to the man’s complaint and managed, Flove knows how to make the crowd part away enough so they could both enter the shop.

                “Thanks, young lady”, said the grumpy man. “It’s a hassle sometimes you know to move in this town. People with good health they do not realise.”

                “Oh! I know”, said Eleri. “My ankle just got better, but it was such a pain to move. I would have loved to have a chair like yours to move around, but alas I live in the forest most of the time and I’m not sure the chair would last long in there.”

                “Oh! but it would! They have the cross-country model here, on the fourth floor. Powered by lightning battery.”

                “Really?” said Eleri more to herself than for the man. Her mind was already elsewhere. “Thanks!” She kissed the grumpy man on the forehead and left, thinking of costumes and confetti. A cross-country wheelchair would be nice to bring back all of those. They might even need it for Gorrash if he needed recovery time.

                #5657

                “So, what do we do now?” asked Fox. Call it a sixth sense or a seventh sense, but he knew before he got the answer that he was going to regret it somehow. He had always been too quick to ask questions, and his years at the service of Master Gibbon apparently hadn’t made this habit go away.

                “Well dear assistant. You can start with the dishes,” said Kumihimo with a broad smile, “and then clean the rest of the hut.”

                Fox swallowed. He looked at the piles of stuff everywhere. What had seemed fun a moment before, playing with Kumihimo’s recipes and what he still thought of as her power toys, had turned into a chore. Though, his eyes stopped on a paquet he hadn’t notice before. It looked heavy and wet. The wrapping was not completely closed on the top and he thought he could see pink. That renewed his energy and motivation. Thinking that afterwards they would revive Gorrash suddenly made him feel the cleaning would be done in no time. He simply needed to be methodical and tackle each task one by one.

                First the glassware, it was the most fragile and took most of the space outside.

                Fox didn’t know how long he had been at it. He had been so engrossed in the cleaning, that he hadn’t paid attention to the others who had been talking all along. He felt a little exhausted and his stomach growled. How since he last ate. His body was stiff with all the movements and carrying stuff around. He was about to ask for some food when he noticed Kumihimo and Rukshan were still talking. The Fae looked exhausted too, he had his panda eyes, but he seemed captivated by their discussion.

                “Things are going to get worse,” was saying Kumihimo, “We need everybody ready for what’s coming next. The fires were just the beginning.”

                “Do you have anything to eat?” asked Fox not knowing what else to contribute to the conversation. But he knew he wouldn’t be of any help if he didn’t eat something first.

                #5636

                In reply to: Tart Wreck Repackage

                “We’ll start as soon as we get our first client, Tara,” replied Star, “And don’t keep calling me a tart. You had better get out of the habit or you might do it accidentally when we’re working on a case.”

                “What if we don’t get any clients? We’ve advertised everywhere we can think of. Once we get started, we’ll get recommendations, we’ll probably have to take on staff, we’ll be so busy.” A wistful look crept into Tara’s eye. She’d never been a boss, never been in the position of telling a subordinate what to do. It had a certain appeal.  “Anyway, you are a tart.”

                “Was, Tara, was. We are not tarts now, and nobody needs to know what we did for a living before.  Nothing shameful in it of course, but people have such antiquated ideas; it might put them off. They don’t need to know that we might be able to use our skills to our advantage to solve cases.”

                “I’d rather solve cases with our new skills,” said Tara.  “Remote viewing, out of body travel, lucid dreaming, that sort of thing.”

                “Never a bad thing to have an assorted tool box,” replied Star. “We have unique skills compared to most private investigators. Just thank your lucky stars that we escaped the eagle eye of Madame Limonella.  She’ll never think to look for us in here in Melbourne, she’s probably thinking we’ll fetch up in some back street dive in Perth, desperate for our jobs back.”

                “Well it might come to that if we don’t get any cases to solve,” Tara said glumly, “And on less money too, we’re not spring chickens any more.”

                “Don’t be silly,” Star snapped. “We’re not even 40 yet. If we were too young we wouldn’t be taken seriously.”

                “Not even close to 40,” replied Tara, who was 33. “You are, though,” she said to Star, who was sensitive about being 39.

                Star was just about to call her a rude tart when the phone rang.

                Pitch: June and April are two au pair middle-aged ladies with a penchant for lavish parties and copious drinking, who after being sacked from many places due to their poor manners and laisser-aller in their duties, have finally landed a dream job at the Washingtown Beige House, to take care of the often vacant whereabouts of the Lump Family, and chiefly of their baby Barron, the pride of Pres. Lump. The pay is nice, so long as they keep the Boss happy.
                Their main concerns are the Indian maid Noor Mary (Norma) Chowdhury, who has a PhD in Social Studies, but has had difficulties finding a better job, and doesn’t see too well the intrusion of the new staff. They also have to deal with August, the chief of staff, who collects golf balls and pewter memorabilia from the Civil War.
                They are unaware, but there biggest trial yet to come is a dangerous Mexican cartel on their way to kidnap baby Barron…

                June felt like excitement, while April was more modestly quiet, currently absorbed in reading with horror the news about the fires; April had a sister there, married to an Australian and very fundamental Christian in her beliefs. Over the years, they’d stopped being able to communicate… Crazy to think about all the fires down there — and by down there, she didn’t mean down there, but rather down “down there.” Actually, it was a long time since there had been any fires there, if she didn’t count the last infection…

                “Hold that thought…” June interrupted, while sipping her cognac. It was medicinal, she kept repeating to nobody in particular but herself, Back Blossom infusions to calm her nerves. They had to be kept in something, so why not cognac. “You did mention something about a party tonight? But what are we going to do about the baby?”

                April did ponder for a second but the response was actually obvious. “Don’t worry about baby Barron, we’ll instruct the dog to keep guard, and I’ll put an EyeWatch on his wrist with your number on speed dial in case anything happens.”

                “Brilliant! I wonder why I didn’t think of it myself. Let’s get ready. Really, that family is a blessing; never on our backs, always travelling everywhere, leaving us partying to all the fancy places in Washingtown. Sure, the only bother is to take care of these pesky kids.”

                “True. All the maids and au pairs in the neighbourhood make for a good network. It’s a nice life.” April pondered and added. Although the Boss is a bit lewd, if you tell me.”

                “Really? With his orange face and his five orders of periwigs?” June sounded surprised, and a bit disappointed not to have been able to notice.

                “But the one we should really worry about is the maid, if you ask me. Good thing the boss can’t understand her English, otherwise she would have ratted us out long ago.”

                June smiled mischievously. “Oh, but she better watch her six this one, you’ll leave her to me.”

                #4787
                Jib
                Participant

                  The sun was high in the sky and birds were chirping in the trees by the pool. Roberto was facing a conundrum as the biseasonal pool had started acting strangely. Well even more strangely than one part being frozen in winter and one part stuck in the dog days of who knew what year.

                  It had already been hard to manage an even level between the iced layer, which tended to get brittle near the seasonal line, and the warm waters evaporating too quickly. When it first happened the water pump had been stuck in winter and they had to break some ice to move it to the summer part. Everything had been fine until the last Roman party and they could enjoy ice skating and warm spring like pool in any season. Roberto especially liked the winter season when the steam would create a nice and cozy mist, conducive to some intimate bathing together.

                  Now, after that party, something weird…er was happening. The line between winter and summer had started to shift around the center of the pool. -ish. And now the pump was stuck in ice again and the summer pool was being evaporated too quickly. Roberto had to save two mandarin ducks who had their legs caught in by the ice while bathing in the warm pool. Breaking the ice layer without hurting the tiny bird legs had been quite a challenge, but Roberto was proud to say that they were now safe and sound. One of the unforeseen consequences was that they had been following him everywhere ever since and he had to install two boxes for them to sleep near his bed.

                  Roberto and the ducks were looking at the summer half-pool. It was half empty, even if Ma’am Liz would certainly entertain the idea that it was half full, it was certainly not going stay that way very long if nothing was done.

                  What had happened was some mystery and Roberto was not very good at solving mysteries. He wished that that inspector with the melon hat had not left in such a hurry during the party, he could have asked him some advice.

                  “You want some French pastries?” It was the new French maid, Mirabelle. Roberto had been calling her Marbella and she seemed to like it. She held a silver plate of what she called creamy nuns and chocolate eclairs.
                  “Thanks,” he said.

                  #4578
                  TracyTracy
                  Participant

                    “What’s the matter with you?” asked Finnley, noticing Liz looking uncharacteristically quiet and pensive. Was that a tear in her eye glistening as the morning sun slanted in the French window?

                    “I’ve just had a letter from one of my characters,” replied Liz. “Here, look.”

                    Finnley put her duster on Liz’s desk and sat in the armchair to read it.

                    Dear Liz, it said.

                    Henry appeared on the same day my young niece arrived from Sweden with her grandma. My mother had already arrived, and we’d just returned from picking them up from the airport. A black puppy was waiting outside my gate.

                    “We can’t leave him out here,” I said, my hands full of bags. “Grab him, Mom.”

                    She picked him up and carried him inside and put him down on the driveway. We went up to the house and introduced all the other dogs to the newcomers, and then we heard howling and barking. I’d forgotten to introduce the other dogs to the new puppy, so quickly went down and pulled the terrified black puppy out from under the car and picked him up. I kept him in my arms for a while and attended to the guests.

                    From then on he followed me everywhere. In later years when he was arthritic, he’d sigh as if to say, where is she going now, and stagger to his feet. Later still, he was very slow at following me, and I’d often bump into and nearly fall over him on the return. Or he’d lie down in the doorway so when I tripped over him, he’d know I was going somewhere. When we went for walks, before he got too old to walk much, he never needed a lead, because he was always right by my side.

                    When he was young he’d have savage fights with a plastic plant pot, growling at it and tossing it around. We had a game of “where’s Henry” every morning when I made the bed, and he hid under the bedclothes.

                    He was a greedy fat boy most of his life and adored food. He was never the biggest dog, but had an authority over any plates of leftovers on the floor by sheer greedy determination. Even when he was old and had trouble getting up, he was like a rocket if any food was dropped on the floor. Even when he had hardly any teeth left he’d shovel it up somehow, growling at the others to keep them away. The only dog he’d share with was Bill, who is a bit of a growly steam roller with food as well, despite being small.

                    I always wondered which dog it was that was pissing inside the house, and for years I never knew. What I would have given to know which one was doing it! I finally found out it was Henry when it was too late to do anything about it ~ by then he had bladder problems.

                    I started leaving him outside on the patio when we went out. One morning towards the end, in the dark, we didn’t notice him slip out of the patio gate as we were leaving. In the light from the street light outside, we saw him marching off down the road! Where was he going?! It was as if he’d packed his bags and said, That’s it, I’m off!

                    Eventually he died at home, sixteen years old, after staggering around on his last legs for quite some time. Stoic and stalwart were words used to describe him. He was a character.

                    A couple of hours before he died, I noticed something on the floor beside his head. It was a gold earring I’d never seen before, with a honeycomb design. Just after he died, Ben went and sat right next to him. We buried him under the oak tree at the bottom of the garden, and gave him a big Buddha head stone. Charlie goes down there every day now. Maybe he wonders if he will be next. He pisses on the Buddha head. Maybe he’s paying his respects, but maybe he’s just doing what dogs do.

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