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    Someone had told him once : “Catastrophes are like meteor shower, they come in flocks.”

    Jeremy looked with dread at the smoke coming out of his computer. He had been writing an important e-mail to his new boss at the bank and was about to click the send button when it happened. The tech had said there was a current surge affecting the whole building. Everyone was in deep shit at the moment, they had to close the building to angry customers, and someone in high place was certainly worrying about the intangible money the bank was manipulating daily.
    Oh! and concerning all his data, considering the smoke coming out of the machine, it was certainly irremediably lost.

    Jeremy sighed. His last relocation a few hours ago had made him a 36 year old salesman in a not so well known bank. His ID said he was called Duncan Minestrone, but he couldn’t let go of his old identity and kept on thinking of himself as Jeremy. And he didn’t feel that old.

    His memory of his former life, before the relocation, was fading away. He didn’t remember well what he was doing and what were his passions. The only thing he was sure is that they had confiscated his cat, Max, when they gave him his first identity and he had been on the look for him ever since.

    It wasn’t easy, especially since every other day he was receiving a new identity in his mailbox. At first he had found it odd and not so easy : as soon as he got accustomed to a new persona, he would have to change again. He feared he would soon lose track of who he really was. And he wasn’t sure about what all this was about.

    The phone hanging on the wall rang. It was one of those old public phones. Jeremy had thought it was only for decoration. The tech was looking at him.

    “Are you going to pick up ?” he asked.
    “Me ?”
    “Of course! The phone is in your office, isn’t it ?”

    Jeremy hesitated but eventually got up from his desk. The phone was calling him, but he didn’t really want to take the call. What if it was more problems. They come in flocks.
    It was one of those old ringing tone caused by a mechanical bell inside. The speaker was shaking furiously. Jeremy couldn’t help but notice the dust on the machine.

    “You’d better take the call”, said the tech.

    Jeremy picked up the apparatus which a greasy feeling in his hand.

    “At last! Duncan, in my office! Now!”
    It was the voice of his new boss, Ed, and he didn’t seem very happy.

    #4096
    prUneprUne
    Participant

      I don’t know exactly when it struck me first. The passage of time.
      When you are young, it’s easy to miss it, some would say “you’re a child, you don’t know about such things”, and maybe they are right.

      In a few months, it will already be 2 years that we reopened the Inn. The results have been mixed, we haven’t gotten any richer, but it definitely helps pay the bills.

      It definitely helped to pay for Aunt Idle’s rehab, after her nervous breakdown last March. Well, rehab is a big word. We got professional help from some friend of Mater, Jiemba, who knows someone who knows someone.
      Of course, we had to package it nicely for Didle to take the bait. She would have none of that rehab thing of course. But she was sold at the first syllable of Banisteriopsis caapi vine and Psychotria viridis leaf, well aya for short.

      After that, seems she wanted to travel to Iceland. Got to figure how she gets all that fancy money. Mater says it’s her sugar daddy lovers. Not Mater’s, you silly. Dido’s.
      Mater says that without any judgment, which is rare. She still calls her a tart and all sorts of nice things, but it’s like she’s proud that she made it in the world —or just that she slowed down on the gin bottle.

      Speaking of Mater, she hasn’t been so well. After she tried to grab some can of chicken broth from the shelves, she broke her hip bone. Of course she couldn’t stand staying at the hospital and got herself discharged as soon as her doctor looked the other way, but I can see she’s not completely healed. Finnly is doing her best with the circumstances, adding nursing to her housekeeping skills. And Bert’s been around to support with the inn maintenance.

      Well my twin sisters are another story altogether. They’ll be moving out, they said, live in the big city. They had no intention of going to college anyway. Seems they are looking for a full-time blogger job. I’m betting they’ll be back soon enough. Nothing beats Finnly’s mince pice and charbroiled spicy huhu skewers.

      It’s been a while I’ve seen Dev’. Always working at the gas station. Mater always says his lack of ambition will save him from trouble.

      So yes, time has passed. It’s funny how nobody else seems to notice.

      #4091

      “This Yannosh!” Quentin erupted when he saw the packed up mess in his suitcase.

      “How can this guy always muddy up the simplest things! I wonder why Tina likes him so much.” He eyed the suitcase and seeing the neatly packed shirts and trousers, he finally laughed at his outburst.
      “Yeah, that explains it!”

      He picked the first clothes out of the pile, and got out of the room to find the breakfast.

      The air was still a bit chilly in the morning, and the grounds seemed almost deserted. He wondered were the rest of the staff was. It was supposed to be a luxury resort, and beside the eccentric Barbara with her beehive hairdo, he had not yet seen many people.

      “Well, no bloody wonder it’s called the Hidden People Spa! Nobody’s up yet or what?” Quentin turned at the familiar voice.
      “You look in great spirits this morning dear” he greeted Tina “How was your night’s sleep?”
      “Can we skip the formalities Q, I’m already bored. Let’s have a tartine of rúgbrauð at the Þorramatur, shall we? I’m famished.”

      #4081
      Jib
      Participant

        Sophie looked dubiously at the shampoo bottle. It was smaller than the ones she was used to in the US, and It was written kókosolía. She had no idea what it meant but the picture underneath looked vaguely like two big coconuts.

        She opened it, pressed the bottle to smell what was inside, then poured a bit of the white substance into her palm. No doubt there was coconut inside. She touched it. It was very oily. Maybe it was not shampoo after all. She looked at the other bottles. None smelled as good as the first one. She decided to give it a try.

        After her shower she felt rejuvenated. It was like the old times, with her husband Bob they used to travel a lot and stay in all kinds of hotel. She always loved that moment when she was drying her hair and Bob would sneak in behind her and take her into his arms. She sighed. Nope, that would not happen today.

        She almost jumped when she realized her hair was inflating. She had very thin hair usually and they were rather close to her head, but today it looked like they had a new life. She wondered if it would deflate as soon as she’d stop the hot hair. She hesitated but it looked almost done. She turned off the power and the hair stayed up.

        She heard a knock at the door. She wondered who that could be.

        “Sophie. It’s me”, said Connie’s voice.
        “A moment said Sophie.” She put her old clothes on. She didn’t take much with her in her suitcase, she didn’t have enough room for clothes with all her apparatus. She checked her hair one last time, still up. Then she opened the door.

        They looked at each other and said at the same time : “Oh! You used the coconut shampoo too.”
        “Let’s have diner”, said Connie. “As for the hair, I bumped into other guests, and the ladies all seem to have the beehive haircut.”

        F LoveF Love
        Participant

          NOTES FROM GROUP DISCUSSION:

          [unnamed protagonist] finds themself in a coma, but they don’t realize it. It’s like they’re in a dream state, moving through worlds, gradually discovering their past and what’s happening. The person knows that they’re trying to find their way home, which in reality is them trying to wake up.

          Once they remember their past and what happened leading up to the coma, they wake up…but remember nothing.

          So, as I was trying to structure this, I initially wanted the first book to be their normal waking life and the second book being the coma and the third book being post coma and relearning stuff. But then I figured it would be best to combine the first and second books.

          I wanted the reader to start out confused, just like they would be and gradually learn the back story as they went

          The only thing is, that would mean that this thread has to remain written as coming from their perspective

          we are all writing about ONE character essentially. obviously there are gonna be other characters, but the main thread is this one person

          feel free to incorporate any and all previous characters and locations from your other threads. The protagonist will be moving through them. So he/she finds themselves in these other worlds.

          They’re being swept up into an adventure right from the start without knowing a thing

          let’s drop them into the middle of something exciting

          It’s any time
          It’s a big dream
          In real life, the protagonist is in a coma right now

          But, also, you’ll have a lot of freedom to create those on the spot because neither you nor the reader nor the main character knows them until you write them

          The characters in this story won’t have too much staying power because the main character is moving through so many worlds. Nearly everyone is incidental,

          unless characters appear that are central to the main characters ongoing story, like a nurse for example or family

          At max, there might be two or three reoccurring characters that tend to pop in more often than not as helpers
          Oh, yeah, family from the back story would come in to play a lot

          #4075

          In reply to: Coma Cameleon

          rmkreeg
          Participant

            It’s the Wall of Watches, where the last remaining heart beats of the condemned live on, refusing to be forgotten. The wall itself is high, with chains crisscrossing it’s face to keep a patchwork of boards in place. Threaded into the chains, however, were the watches of those who died at the wall.

            The watches hung from each other. There would be one watch attached to the chains and then more watches would be strung on it’s bands. It was a practical solution to diminishing real estate on the wall, but it was metaphorical as well, representing the interconnection of hearts and souls.

            Most watches were mechanical, but wound by the movement of handling. On the day of their death, or if they expected it, they’d run to the wall and fit their watch to the chains. Well-wishers would visit the memorial and handle the watches to both keep them going and to remember their loved-one once more. As long as the ticking continued, it was said that their heart remained beating in this world.

            The guards would walk the condemned men past the wall to remind them of the people who came before. Dissenters.

            As a line of men shuffled past the wall, an inmate leapt out of line and furiously fumbled with his watch, trying all he could to attach it. There was always one. One guy would become so overwhelmed by the empathy of the symbolism, would connect so strongly with the wall, that he’d leap out of line and attach his watch…an act which would be paid for by immediate death.

            A guard watched with a certain pity. The orders were to shoot on sight, but he would let them have their last act. Right as the band slipped through the buckle, a shot was fired and the inmate fell in a lump.

            All of this seemed so familiar to Aaron…or was it? Is this where he was supposed to be? He had a sudden moment of clarity while standing in that line, watching his fellow inmate fall. What was he doing here?! It was one of those moments that hits you. What in the world is all this bullshit?!

            He loosened the belt on his watch as he drew closer to the wall, not wanting to seem suspicious. He would attach his watch, willingly and premeditated. Their expectations of him would not hold him ransom…rather, he’d use their own expectations against them. They would not kill him. He was in control. This was his time. This was his life. He was taking it back.

            And, right as he slid the belt through, he got one last look at the black face of the watch…

            #4064
            rmkreeg
            Participant

              John placed himself down on a crooked old chair at the table, with journal in hand, and stared out the window of his cottage. As he sat there, the imperfect glass of the window distorted his view slightly, but noticeably, almost unconsciously, and he swayed in minuscule displacements or perhaps shifted a bit to take a sip of his black coffee, giving the effect of a liquid world – to someone of imagination, of course. To those with no imagination, the window was rubbish and needed to be replaced.

              It’s been a relaxing weekend for John, who, on his working days, finds himself as a writer. This is, of course, if you were to think of any days as those in which you might suddenly stop writing or ignore inspiration. In that respect, every day is a working day. However, this weekend was a special one for himself.

              The writing that got him money was of the technical sort, dedicated to dry manuals and instructional fare. His passion, however, lent itself to the imagination. No doubt, he still adored the natural world and it’s workings, but he found himself nearly dead inside after completing a project for work. This, invariably, lead him to his personal expeditions.

              Every few weeks he’d save up enough money to take a train or bus to another location, picked nearly at random, just so he could get away and bring color back into his life. This cottage, with its imperfect windows, was one such expedition.

              So, he sat there for a moment, playing with his perception through the window, and then shifted his attention through it to world outside. A breath of beauty swept over him and he was inspired. In his journal, with no expectation of the entry living beyond those pages, he wrote:

              The Wystlewynds (Whistle Winds) or Wystlewynd Forest

              The Wystlewynds (Whistle Winds) or Wystlewynd Forest is a forested, mountainous area – if you’re apt to call these green, low laying perturbations in the Earth “mountains”. The cool-yet-comfortable south-easterly winds blow through the Wystlewood trees, whistling as it goes. Some would say the forest sings.

              Wystlewood trees “sing”, as it were, due to the way the wind passes through their decomposing trunks. While alive, the trunks of the trees have a hard, fibrous outer wood, while the inner portion is soft and sponge-like, saturated in chemical that simultaneously grabs on to water and repels insects. When the trees get old and begin to die off, they tend to remain upright for some time as the inner sponge decomposes. This leaves a hollow void where a particular caterpillar takes refuge, unaffected by the repellent chemical that a fungus slowly decomposes into an edible source of nutrition.

              These caterpillars leave behind a secretion that the decomposing fungus in the tree requires. The relationship between the caterpillar and fungus is symbiotic in that regard, both feeding each other. We call these caterpillars “Woodworms”.

              When the caterpillars are ready to cocoon, they climb out to one of the old branches and hang themselves from a cord of twisted threads at least a foot long. When they are ready to come out, they bite through the cord, dropping themselves to the forest floor while still in the cocoon. The cocoon and all drops below the foliage of the undergrowth, where the moth can come out into the world under cover of green leaves and the shimmering violet flowers of the Spirit Flower – a color scheme that the moth shares.

              The Spirit Flower is a rhizome with a sprawling root structure that tends to poke it’s way into everything. It has small violet shimmering flowers in umbels that in any other case might be white. The leaves are simple with a jagged margin, alternating. The stem is on the shorter end, perhaps a foot tall, fibrous and slightly prickly.

              There are a few flowers that tend to dominate the undergrowth, Spirit Flowers being one. Sun Drops and Red Rolls are additional examples, the former a yellow droopy flower and the latter a peculiar red flower with a single pedal that’s rolled up in a certain way that would suggest a flared funnel with wavy edges.

              The flowers and trees enjoy the soil here, a bit sandy and rocky, but mixed with a richness created by the mixture of undergrowth, fungi and bacteria. The roots dig into the soil, slowly stirring it and adding to it’s nutrients. The fungi eat the dead roots and fallen foliage and the bacteria eat the fungi and everything else, of course.

              The whole matter leaves a note of scent in the air that cannot be described as anything other than that of the Wystlewynds. It’s perhaps sweet, with Earthy undertones and an addictive bitterness. The whole place seems to elevate one’s energy, sharpening the senses. You want to sing with the trees, or perhaps play along with a haelio (a flute-like instrument created with wystlewood).

              #4063
              TracyTracy
              Participant

                A flash of orange fur caught Hilda’s eye. Inwardly groaning, she imagined it to be the peculiar joker from the west again. When the orange creature suddenly leaped up into a sycamore tree and started swinging from branch to branch Hilda realized that was unlikely.

                “A Sumatran orangutan!” Hilda exclaimed, rather thrilled at the unexpected encounter, and completely forgetting her intention to teleport back to Iceland.

                #4061
                Jib
                Participant

                  The hotel manager closed the red ledger in a loud flap, releasing a cloud of dark dust. Connie wondered if it was becasue of that volcano with the unspeakable name which had been fuming again since their arrival.

                  “There is no vacancy”, he said.

                  “But, we had a reservation”, said Sweet Sophie with her sweetest voice.

                  “Maybe you had, but had is in the past. Now there is no vacancy.”

                  Sweet Sophie took a deep breath in and tried to imagine the poppy ground of her hometown in Cornwall. It didn’t work. She didn’t feel relaxed nor did she feel bliss. She had no imagination for that kind of positive thinking, her mind only worked for conspiracies and time paradoxes.

                  Connie had been looking at her watch repeatedly, and breathing heavily. They had been trying to get past this man for fifteen minutes. His face was as pleasant as a Gib’s monkey ass. Not as Maybe not as comfortable to sit on though. Sweet Sophie couldn’t think with all the noise Connie was doing. She knew there was a solution, and she didn’t want to go to another hotel, their instructions were specific, get a room at Diamond Suites hotel.

                  “It’s no use”, said Connie. “Let’s find another hotel. I’ve been told there is one called Blue Lagoon part of a wonderful Spa.”

                  “Shush”, said Sophie. “I’m thinking.”

                  “That would be a first”, said Connie with a conniving smile.

                  Sweet Sophie didn’t pay attention, she was used to rudeness. Instead she looked at the manager’s ugly face and suddenly had an idea that might have come from the past but could be applied in the present to get them a key.

                  “Of course it was in the past”, she began, “We just forgot to take the key of our rooms.”

                  “Very well”, said the manager, “What are your room numbers ?”

                  Sweet Sophie smiled. There was some progress. What did the letter say again ?

                  #4055
                  TracyTracy
                  Participant

                    Connie excused herself from an after dinner drink with Supposedly Sweet Sophie, pleading indigestion from the sour berries in the reindeer stew. It was only half a lie: she did feel sour, but she didn’t know why. Locking the hotel bedroom door behind her, she leaned on it and let out a long sigh. Being annoyed all the time was starting to get so annoying.

                    In an attempt to lighten her mood and release some pent up energy, she found an exercise video and pressed play. When she saw the fitness instructor using weights on her ankles she had an idea. Scanning the room, she noticed a pair of matching concrete buddhas either side of the balcony doors. Perfect! Connie thought, and with gritted teeth strapped one to each ankle with a couple of brassieres. Now when I take them off, I’ll feel the impossible lightness of being.

                    #4054
                    F LoveF Love
                    Participant

                      “I recommend the reindeer stew,” said the waiter with a slight nod towards the menu in his hand, yet not taking his eyes off Connie’s face.

                      Connie started with excitement. Reindeer stew? Reindeer was the code word!

                      “Ah, yes, thank you but I couldn’t possibly eat … Rudolph,” she replied.

                      Sophie snorted from across the table. “Prancer! you idiot,” she hissed. “You couldn’t possibly eat Prancer.”

                      “Prancer! I mean Prancer!” Connie giggled nervously however the waiter’s expression remained inscrutable.

                      “Very well,” he said, surreptitiously slipping a folded note into the menu and placing it on the table. “Let us see if we have something more to your taste.”

                      “Rudolph!“cackled Sophie as soon as the waiter was out of earshot. “Lucky I was here you bonehead. You could have messed up the whole mission.”

                      Connie wondered why people tended to preface Sophie’s name with “sweet”.

                      Rude, cantankerous, nasty old biddy, she thought and felt a familiar twitching in her clenched fist.

                      Taking a deep breath, Connie managed a forced smile. Better to stay on good terms, at least for now.

                      “Thanks for that, Sophie. What would I do without you? Let’s see what this note says, shall we?”

                      Carefully looking around to make sure they were not being watched, Connie unfolded the note.

                      “If you want to learn about elves, you need to go to Elf School”, she read.

                      “My word,” said Sophie. “How delightfully delphian.”

                      #4048
                      TracyTracy
                      Participant

                        “Oh, there you are Hilda, can I have a word?”

                        Hilda started guiltily at Connie’s voice, and pushed her teacup behind a stack of papers on her desk. Slurping down the last of the tea before making her way to the airport for the Boston flight, she hadn’t been able to resist looking into the dregs for a minute or two. What she’d seen had made the hairs on the back of her neck stand up. But what was she to do about it? And now here was Connie, fidgeting in the doorway. Well, see what she wants first, Hilda told herself, and then decide.

                        “Do you know anything about these?” asked Connie, thrusting the flight tickets in front of Hilda. “And what’s the background on the old crone, Sophie? I thought she was just a temp?”

                        Hilda’s head was spinning. Should she say nothing, let Connie take the flight, and hope for the best? Or try and prevent her making the trip, just in case? How accurate was her tea leaf reading really? What if she had misinterpreted the signs? It could be too embarrassing. Better just hope for the best and say nothing.

                        “Sorry Connie, must dash.” Hilda quickly gathered her things together and shoved them in the flight bag at her feet. Pushing past Connie she said, “Er, have a good trip!” and with a sickly smile she fled.

                        When Hilda arrived at the airport an hour later, she made a snap decision to change her flight. Luckily there were a few seats left to Keflavik in Iceland. She really hadn’t fancied Boston and the crotch grabbers anyway. She wouldn’t tell the others she was already in Iceland, but at least she would be there to monitor events as they unfolded.

                        #4047
                        Jib
                        Participant

                          Back at her desk after a crash course at zumba with the Chinese team, Connie was sorting her e-mails (meaning sending them to trash). Nothing fancy, nothing catchy, nothing to grab her attention span for more than a minute.

                          The noise of the open space was making her feel drowsy. Maybe a coffee would help her wake up, or maybe if something could happen to stir the pot. Connie deleted a few more e-mails to show the others that she was a busy reporter before leaving her desk.
                          Passing by the desks of her colleagues, Connie looked surreptitiously at their computer screens and saw that everyone was playing the busy game. It was sad to recognize that good news (meaning bad news) were hard to come by nowadays.

                          In times like these, she had to resist the tentation to create her own news, it was not that kind of press. But still toying with the idea and making up some outrageous stories with her team was a way to make time fly away more quickly. Once, Hilda had even reused one of the titles for a real stories that sadly happened shortly after she had made it up.
                          Rumour had it that Hilda’s great grand mother was a gypsy and could do palm reading. The gran even used palm tree leaves to do her reading when there was nobody, you just had to cut the leave in the shape of the person you wanted to read the future and she would tell you all about them. She was good.
                          “It runs in the family,” Hilda had said. “It’s helpful to be at the right place at the right time.” And for sure she was the most prolific reporter of the agency.
                          Connie sure would have used some of Hilda’s medium inner sight to know when something would happen.

                          She made herself a cappuccino and with the milk drew the face of Al Pacino. Many years at a press agency and you learn a few tricks to impress your friends.
                          She heard the slow and uneven pace of sweet old Sophie behind her. She sighed, she didn’t want to have to answer another of her dumb questions about the future. If Hilda could read bits of the future, Sophie was always thirsty about it. Maybe that’s why Hilda was more often in the field and not so often at her desk.

                          Connie turned and almost dropped her cappuccino as the old lady handed her a Fedex envelop.
                          “Sorry,” said sweet old Sophie, “That just arrived for you. I wonder what it is.”
                          “I’m sure you do,” muttered Connie.
                          “It’s from Santa Claus,” said the old lady with a conniving smile.
                          Connie looked at the old lady, with a forced smile. Was insanity a cause to get rid of one of your employee ? She took the package with one hand. Heavier than she had expected. When she saw the address, she couldn’t believe it was real. The sender’s and city’s names were certainly fake. Jesus Carpenter, Santa Claus, AZ
                          Sophie was still there, looking at Connie with a big smile.
                          “What are you waiting for ?” the reporter asked.
                          “Aren’t you opening it?”

                          Connie considered opening the package, but the avidity on the old face was making her uncomfortable. “Nope,” she said. With her cappuccino and the package she went back to her desk. Sweet Sophie was still looking at her with that greedy smile on her face. Connie shivered and shook her head. It was obvious, the old tramp was mad.
                          She touched the package, trying to guess what was inside. As no convincing guess presented itself in her mind, she stripped it open. There was an iPhone 5 SE with 64Gb memory in it, two plane tickets for Keflavik in Iceland, and a note.
                          ‘If you want a good story prepare your suitcase. Bring Sweet Sophie with you. We’ll contact you once you are there.’

                          Connie thought of a joke. She checked the package and no matter how many times she looked it was still her name. She looked toward the cafeteria and she shuddered. Sweet Sophie was still looking at Connie with that strange smile, as if she knew. Or as if she had sent the package herself, the reporter thought.
                          “Someone knows where Hilda is ? I need to talk to Hilda.”

                          #4045
                          TracyTracy
                          Participant

                            “She aint been right since she covered that emotion show thing, has she?” remarked Flanigan, pushing the broom along with his arthritic bony fingers, and jerking his head in Connie’s direction.

                            “Bloody ridiculous if you ask me, asking for trouble,” replied the young trainee janitor, Godwin. “I could have told her, it’ll come to no good tampering with mother natures emotions,” he added, wiping a tear from his eye.

                            “Steady on, what are you crying for? Pull yourself together, boy, and go and clean them toilets.”

                            Godwin gave Flanigan a withering look, and stomped off towards the lavatories, sniffing loudly.

                            #4044

                            “What?” Ricardo was the first one to notice the slanderous pamphlet in the competing gazette.

                            “… the catchy headlines which deceivingly sells awe and amazement aplenty, while in the end amounting to the least possible information, and not even accurate or substantiated, makes you wonder if the dutifully reported oddities are not coming from the brains of their satirical redaction cousin The Courgette.”

                            Bossy wouldn’t like that. Nor would Connie. Oh no, not like it at all.

                            #4036

                            Ricardo had finished cleaning the tea cups in the empty office. He liked the job alright, it was a bit silly of him to surmise people would clean their own cups, and do their own teas. That was what he’d meant with the team job comment.

                            Connie and Hilda were right, totally right about it; he couldn’t expect too much, he’d just arrived, he was just a simple intern in a prestigious journalistic establishment. He’d come here to learn the tricks of the trade, when he’d answered the wanted: secretary and cleaner ad of last week.
                            So far, there was only so much golden nuggets of weirdo news he could find. You’d need some serious training to get to the level of Hilda and Connie, the dynamic duo.

                            For now, he was content to being put to menial tasks, it helped know the colleagues better, support them as he could with the pressure on the deadlines. And also, improving the typos and legibility by cleaning up the loose letters dropped during typesetting.
                            His own headline baiting skill was still rather low —it was an art to create the perfectly sexyied up heading, not too tacky, but enticing enough to captivate the readership’s attention.
                            If Hilda was the queen of headline fishing, Connie was undoubtedly the empress of headline baiting.

                            #4023

                            In reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud

                            TracyTracy
                            Participant

                              breath completely life making
                              rather central answer silly
                              realized robot
                              lost empty sense under intelligence
                              create seen universe
                              itself human able

                              #4013

                              In reply to: Mandala of Ascensions

                              Edward Cayper had been absorbed on the mesmerizing display of the large monitoring screens. He’d liked to believe it was a meditation of sorts. The simulation made the most tantalizing displays, ever changing.

                              Although there had been flitches. Increasingly. He called them flitches, scratchy flea-like glitches, all small and jumpy, but he had an eye for them. He was, after all, one of the early designers of the Program. REYE – Reality Emergence Yielding Existence. That didn’t mean much, but sounded cool at the time.
                              REYE was in its eighth stable upgrade. Despite the flitches, it had evolved at exponential speed.

                              Edward swiveled from his chair to look behind his desk. A series of pods was lined up with sensory deprivation tanks hosting hundreds of plugged-in bodies dreaming in synch with his creation.
                              He’d been told they were volunteers to participate in the largest mind control experiment in the world. He wasn’t sure it wasn’t a lie, but didn’t care so much.
                              REYE was in charge of coordinating the whole program with astronomical and minute precision. Each person linked to the program believed they had become ascended (or something similarly close to their metaphysical belief). Free of the bonding of space, time and corporal existence, they were taught into a very subtle and complex system of attunement to higher truths. A large basket of bollocks of course, but while they were doing it, and deeply believing it to be real, the mind-energy they produced was redirected to certain mind control experiments.

                              Since they started in the 80s, the program had had slow progress. In the beginning, only a few sprouts of channellers appeared near their area, in Nevada. They were quite timid at first, full of doubts about their hearing or seeing voices – still better than the abductions of earlier, when many went completely nuts. But now, progresses were made steadily, and with much less effort. Edward personally believed that the network of waves created by cellphone proliferation had a factor in this trend. Such interconnexion made everything easier.

                              Within the program, the flitchy Ascended Masters still had to be reconditioned from time to time. On the vitals of Jane Pierce (a.a.a. “also avatared as” Dispersee within the program), Edward could see there were occasional resistance and stress, which in turn made the glitches more frequent. A change in her drugs dosage would do fine to level the serotonin in her bloodstream. It would be that, or unplugging her.

                              Before leaving the room, like every day, Edward switched the monitor to the camera over one of the pods. Florence Vengard (a.a.a. Floverley), was dreaming peacefully, as usual. Since she’d arrived, he’d felt connected to her. He imagined her with long curly red hair floating in the milk bath instead of the bath-cap that made the maintenance so much easier. He was told she had overdosed on pills, and wouldn’t wake up. The program seemed to be tethering her to life, frozen in time.

                              A well-oiled machine.
                              If you overlooked the small things… that REYE was becoming more inquisitive, and Edward suspected, greedy too. He had seen subtle gaps in the mind-energy gauges, it couldn’t be a coincidence. The program was becoming too smart, maybe too human.

                              It couldn’t bode well.

                              #4009
                              TracyTracy
                              Participant

                                As Prune spoke the magic words releasing her aunt from marbledom, an unforeseen chain reaction of uncrusting began. One by one the concrete statues and animals that Idle had been collecting became more yielding, less rigid. They didn’t all start gallivanting around at once, it was a slow process depending on the length of time they had been solid.

                                The buddha by the fish pond had had his knees bent for so long it would be some time before he could straighten them, but it was with great joy that he raised a hand from his lap to scratch the fly droppings off the tip of his nose. He was just about to make a remark about foolish idle people and wise diligent ones when it occurred to him that he’d been completely idle for quite some time, and that it hadn’t been his fault. The unaccustomed questioning of his rather rigid beliefs accelerated the uncrusting process, and he was able to turn his head to see the odd looking cat approaching, but unable to move his arm quickly enough to stop it spraying him with piss.

                                You have no idea how long I’ve been holding that, said the cat, somewhat telepathically.

                                A loud gravelly sounding laugh echoed across the pond, coming from the direction of the green man plaque on the wall. The unfamiliar cackle drew Clove out from the kitchen to see who it was.

                                “I have so much to say!” the green man cleared his throat, spitting out some moss that had become stuck between his teeth, “And I’ve waited so long to say it! You there, you! Don’t go away!” The green man immediately realized his predicament. He had a face but no body. He would have to wait until an audience came to him to listen.

                                But Clove was interested and inched closer. She had just been researching Dionysus for a project; what a fortuitous coincidence that a replica of him had come to life. She would be able to interview him for her report. She’d just read that “It is perhaps an indication of the Green Man’s power as an archetype that he was able to transfer so seamlessly from one culture and one set of beliefs to another.”

                                This was exactly the angle she was after.

                                #3996
                                TracyTracy
                                Participant

                                  The following is an e-mail from the past, composed on July 01, 2010. It is being delivered from the past through FutureMe.org

                                  Dear FutureMe,
                                  The Absinthe Cafe
                                  Dawn and Mark had a bottle of Absinthe (the proper stuff with the WORMwood in
                                  it, which is illegal in France) but forgot to bring it. Wandering around at
                                  some point, we chanced upon a cafe called Absinthe. Sitting on the terrace, the
                                  waitress came up and looked right at me and said “Oh you are booked to come here
                                  tomorrow night!” and then said “Forget I said that”. Naturally that got our
                                  attention. After we left Dawn spotted a kid with 2016 on the back of his T
                                  shirt. We asked Arkandin about it and we have a concurrent group focus that does
                                  meet in that cafe in 2016, including Britta. Dawn’s name is Isabelle Spencer,
                                  Jib’s is Jennifer….
                                  The Worm & The Suitcase
                                  I borrowed Rachel’s big red suitcase for the trip and stuck a Time Bridgers
                                  sticker on it, and joked before I left about the case disappearing to 2163. I
                                  had an impulse to take a fig tree sapling for Eric and Jib, which did survive
                                  the trip although it looked a little shocked at first. As Eric was repotting
                                  it, we noticed a worm in the soil, and I said, Well, if the fig tree dies at
                                  least you have the worm.
                                  At Balzacs house on a bench in the garden there was a magazine lying there open
                                  to an ad for Spain, which said “If you lose your suitcase it would be the best
                                  thing because you would have to stay”.
                                  Later we asked Arkandin and he said that there was something from the future
                                  inserted into my suitcase. I went all through it wondering what it could be,
                                  and then a couple of days ago Eric said that it was the WORM! because of the
                                  WORMwood absinthe syncs, and worm hole etc. I just had a chat with Franci who
                                  had a big worm sync a couple of days ago, she particularly noticed a very big
                                  worm outside the second hand shop, and noted that she hadn’t seen a worm in ages
                                  ~ which is also a sync, because there was a big second hand clothes shop next to
                                  Dawn and Mark’s hotel that I went into looking for a bowler hat.
                                  Arkandin said, by the way, that Jane did forget to mention the bowler hats in
                                  OS7, those two guys on the balcony were indeed wearing bowler hats, and that
                                  they were the same guys that were in my bedroom in the dream I had prior to
                                  finding the Seth stuff ~ Elias and Patel.
                                  Eric replied:

                                  And another Time Bridger thing; a while ago, Jib and I had fun planting some TB stickers at random places in Paris (and some on a wooden gate at Jib’s hometown).
                                  Those in Paris I remember were one at the waiting room of a big tech department store, and another on the huge “Bateaux Mouches” sign on the Pont de l’Alma (bridge, the one of Lady D. where there is a gilded replica of Lady Liberty’s flame).
                                  I think there are pics of that on Jib’s or my flickr account somewhere.
                                  When we were walking past this spot, Jib suddenly remembered the TB sticker — meanwhile, the sign which was quite clean before had been written all over, and had other stickers everywhere. We wondered whether it was still here, and there it was! It’s been something like 2 years… Kind of amazing to think it’s still there, and imagine all the people that may have seen it since!
                                  ~~~~

                                  The Flights

                                  I wasn’t all that keen on flying and procrastinated for ages about the trip. I
                                  flew with EASYjet, so it was nice to see the word EASY everywhere. I got on the
                                  plane to find that they don’t allocate seats, and chose a seat right at the
                                  front on the left. The head flight attendant was extremely playful for the
                                  whole flight, constantly cracking up laughing and teasing the other flight
                                  attendants, who would poke him and make him laugh during announcements so that
                                  he kept having to put the phone down while he laughed. I spent the whole flight
                                  laughing and catching his mischeivously twinking eye.
                                  I asked Arkandin about him and he said his energy was superimposed. I got on
                                  the flight to come home and was met on the plane by the same guy! I said
                                  HELLO! It’s YOU again! Can I sit in the same seat and are you going to make me
                                  laugh again” and he actually moved the person that was in my seat and said I
                                  could sit there. Then he asked me about my book (about magic and Napolean). He
                                  also said that all his flights all week had been delayed except the two that I
                                  was on. He wanted to give me a card for frequent flyers but I told him I
                                  usually flew without planes ~ that cracked him up ;))
                                  ~~~

                                  The Dream Bean

                                  Eric cracked open a special big African bean that is supposed to enhance
                                  dreams/lucidity so we all had a bit of it. The second night I remembered a
                                  dream and it was a wonderful one.
                                  (Coincidentally, on the flight home I read a few pages of my book and it just
                                  happened to be about the council of five dragons and misuse of magical beans)
                                  In the dream I had a companion with magical powers, who I presumed was Jib but
                                  it was myself actually. It was a long adventure dream of being chased and
                                  various adventures across the countryside, but there was no stress, it was all
                                  great fun. Everytime things got a bit too close in the dream, I’d hold onto my
                                  friend with magical powers, and we would elevate above the “adventure” and drop
                                  down in another location out of immediate danger ~ although we were never
                                  outside of the adventure, so to speak. At one point I wondered why my magical
                                  freind didn’t just elevate us right up high and out of it completely, and
                                  realized that we were in the adventure game on purpose for the fun of it, so why
                                  would we remove ourselves completely from the adventure game.
                                  In the dream I remember we were heading for Holland at one point, and then the
                                  last part we were safely heading for Turkey…..
                                  The other dream snapshot was “we are all working together on roof tiles” and
                                  Arkandin had some interesting stuff to say about that one.
                                  ~~~

                                  There were alot of vampire imagery incidents starting with me asking Eric if he
                                  slept in his garden tool box at night, and then the guy who shot out of a door
                                  right next to Jib and Eric’s, in a bright orange T shirt, carrying a cardboard
                                  coffin. He stopped for me to take a photo (and Arkandin said it was a Patel pop
                                  in); then while walking through the outdoor food market someone was chopping a
                                  crate up and a perfect wooden stake flew across the floor and landed at my feet.
                                  The next vampire sync was a shop opposite Dawn and Mark’s hotel with 3 coffins
                                  in the window (I went back to take a pic of the cello actually, didn’t even
                                  notice the coffins). Inside the shop was an EAU DE NIL MOTOR SCOOTER Share, can
                                  you beleive it, and a mummy, a stuffed raven, and a row of (Tardis) Red phone
                                  boxes.
                                  I had a nightmare last night that I couldn’t find any of my (nine) dogs; the
                                  only ones I could find were the dead ones.
                                  ~~~~

                                  Balzac’s House

                                  The trip to Balzac’s house was interesting, although in somewhat unexpected
                                  ways. (Arkandin was Balzac and I was the cook/housekeeper) The house didn’t
                                  seem “right” somehow to Mark and I and we decided that was probably because
                                  other than the desk there was no furniture in it. Mark saw a black cat that
                                  nobody else saw that was an Arkandin pop in (panther essence animal), and Dawn
                                  felt that he was sitting on a chair, and Mark sat on him. (Arkandin said yes he
                                  did sit on him ;) The kitchen was being used as an office. Jib felt the house
                                  was too small, and picked up on a focus of his that rented the other part of the
                                  house. (The house was one storey high on the side we entered, and two storeys
                                  high from the road below). There were two pop ins there apparently, one with
                                  long hair which is a connection to my friend Joy who was part of that group
                                  focus, and I can’t recall anything about the other one. Dawn was picking up
                                  that Balzac wasn’t too happy, and I was remembering the part in Cousin Bette
                                  that infuriated me when I read it, where he goes on and on about how disgusting
                                  it is for servants to expect their wages when their “betters” are in dire
                                  straits. Arkandin confirmed that I didn’t get my wages.
                                  The garden was enchanting and had a couple of sphinx statues and a dead pigeon ~
                                  as well as the magazine with the suitcase and Spain imagery. Mark signed the
                                  guest book “brought the cook back” and I replied “no cooking smells this time”.

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