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    “You can’t stay here forever,” said Margoritt. The words came out of the blue and it took a few moments for Glynnis to make sense of them. The two women had been working together in silence as they collected the plentiful purple fruit of the Droog tree in preparation for bottling.

    “Oh, well, no of course not,” said Glynnis without conviction.

    “You are attractive enough now we can see you without those scales,” continued Margoritt sternly. “There is no need to hide away here in the forest. You need to think about what you want to do next.”

    Margoritt’s words stung and Glynnis lifted her hand reflexively to her head. Two small bumps were all that remained of the Sorcerer’s curse. Eleri had cut a fringe for her and the bumps were barely visible. In a funny sort of way, she liked the reminder of the bumps. When she touched them she felt strong.

    Suddenly Margoritt’s shoulders seemed to slump in on her body and Glynnis thought how tiny she had become.

    “There has been no word from the others for several moons now and I think we all need to face facts,” Margoritt said quietly. She put down her basket and leaned against a tree trunk for support. “We’ve tried but we don’t have the resources to fight Leroway any longer and truth is this body is old and tired. I have a sister in the North who I can stay with for a while. Just while I gather my strength.”

    Glynnis was silent. She wished she could find words to reassure Margoritt but knew anything she said would sound trite. They were both aware of the dangers which faced the travellers. And though she had tried, she had not found a spell to contact them.

    “The mountain will not give up its treasure easily but I know they would hasten to return if they were able. And they have much strength between them. We must not give up hope,” she said softly at last and Margoritt nodded.

    Glynis shivered. The Droog trees were casting long shadows over the garden like twisted old men. “It’s getting cold … maybe we should go in. Tomorrow is soon enough to make plans.”

    #4507

    It was still raining clumps of wet sand when Rukshan, Olliver, Fox and Twee arrived at the oasis.
    The light had dimmed and there was a feeling of hope mixed with dread in the vicinity. Only a mud brick wall no higher than a man’s waist was surrounding the village; and despite the infelicitous weather, standing here were a pair of sentinels so covered in sand clumps that they almost looked like a pair of stone wyverns guarding the entrance.

    “Sسلام Salum’ friends. We are simple merchants, passing through, please allow us some shelter for the night” explained Rukshan using what he could remember of his rusty Nomads’ old tongue.

    After a long silent glance at his strange companions, they shrugged and nodded him that he could go through.

    Rukshan signaled to the others to follow him. The central paved road was leading the the market place, which would constitute, with the masjid, the centre of the city, and the most likely place to find answers on their quest.

    Everyone seemed to have retreated to their places, in caves or the homes built on top of the caves from excavated materials. It was rather quiet except from the occasional thump noise made by the rain.

    They were about to enter an alley when they heard someone loudly call them.
    “Stop right here, Plastic Ban Police! – show us your bags and IDs.”

    #4498

    “Tagada” said Margoritt to Tak, after feeding him the last spoon of the red clay paste mixture he had to take daily for the past week.

    Glynnis had mixed a fine clay powder with the yellow flowers of the prikkperikum that grew in the nearby woods. It would little by little absorb the effects of the potion, and hopefully neutralise that garish greenish color off his face and fur.

    Meanwhile, Glynnis had perfected her own treatment by analysing the leftover salvaged from the lotion. Tak, with his sharp olfactory senses when he turned into a puppy, had helped her identify the plants and minerals used in the potion, as he felt bad about the whole thing. She’d liked to spend time chasing with puppy Tak after plants into the mountain woods, the nearby plains, and once even as they went as far as the heathlands where a evil wind blew… too close to the heinous machinations of Leroway to desecrate the land of old.

    Thankfully, this time, she had properly labelled the lotion, with the cute picture of a skull adorned with a flower garland, under a smiling full moon. She wasn’t sure it would be of much use to ward off gluttons, but it put a smile on her face every time she looked at it.

    With the full moon a day’s ahead, she started to grow restless. Even Eleri had noticed, and she wasn’t one to notice subtleties. While she’d encouraged Hasam’ to start to work at something outside with his hands, like building a magic rainproof dome — working with his hands was something the God would find himself endlessly bemused at — she’d started her plan to glamour-bomb the forest with placing at the most unusual places hundreds of concrete statues of little fat men wearing doilies. Something Gorrash obviously felt he was the inspiration for. In truth, it wasn’t far from it, as she’d taken the opportunity of a bright day of his stone sleep to make a plaster mold of him, and then artistically adjust postures and decorum to get her little fat men done. Gorrash had felt so appreciative of the likeness, probably encouraged in that thought by the rest of Rainbow’s babies dancing around him, that he even helped her ferry the heavy cargoes to the oddest destinations.

    #4494
    Jib
    Participant

      The entrance to the cellar was in the library, just behind a book shelf that had been pushed away. How convenient, Godfrey thought.
      Roberto has been busy,” he said, appreciating the new little wheels under the elm wood bookshelves. He tried it several times and saw that the wheels were perfectly oiled and made no sound.
      “Too oily,” said Finnley tutting disapprovingly at the stains on the wooden floor. She was already thinking of buying a new carpet, or maybe a new puppy that would help her dust the floor as it followed along. It would have to be small and energetic. Not too energetic though.
      Liz was fascinated by the door. It was an old door, carved certainly in oak wood and painted with oddly hypnotic patterns. She looked at the tonic glass she still had in her hands. “Did you put something in my tonic?” she asked. The glass pigheadedly refused to focus on the bottom of her eye.
      “I think it was empty,” said Godfrey. “Or at least it is now.” He took the glass from Liz and came back quickly, not wanting to miss the opening. He handed a pair of pink and shiny scissors to Liz who glanced at them and then at Godfrey with a puzzled look.

      “Do you expect me to cut your hair?” Liz asked him. “I think you should have your hair cut,” she added because it seemed to crawl and wave on his head. She looked at Finnley. “Yours too, dear, I’m afraid.”
      Finnley’s lips and eyes thinned as she tried her sharp face on Liz who cackled, and Finnley just shrugged and tutted again.

      “Well, use them to cut the red ribbon of course.” Godfrey nodded in the direction of the door and Liz saw that there was a fluffy red ribbon sagging between the side shelves and barring the entrance to the cellar. How come she hadn’t seen it before.

      She took the scissors and winced when the sound of the cutting resounded like nails on a blackboard, and for a moment she shuddered as the face of Sister Clarissa and her magnifying goggles popped out of the door. A horrendous sight, if you asked her. Liz had always suspected that their only use was to traumatise the students. She had forgotten she went to a catholic school.

      The door was finally opened, and Liz hoped what they found downstairs would not bring up more of those memories.

      #4492
      ÉricÉric
      Keymaster

        When Jerk came for his shift at the WholeDay*Mart, it was still early in the morning. He liked this shift best. Early customers were always a bit sleepy, except for a few of the early riser soccer moms up for a jog, and usually were far less chatty than the midday crowds.

        One had to find ways to keep awake though. What he liked best were the invisible people. There was one in particular who’d caught his attention for the past few days. She had the insolent smile of people in the know, piercing eyes that would go straight to you without care for the social barriers, or untold rules and rites of the place. In short, she’d struck him as the only awake person in the lot, almost winkfully so.
        And to his surprise, nobody seemed aware of that. It was as though she was in the background of the other drone people, who just couldn’t register such oddity into their daily computation.

        He suspected for a while that she had found some way to trick the self-checkout line, as her whole demeanour looked more bag lady than suburban heiress, and her cart always seemed well stocked.

        He couldn’t care less — after all, for a meager pay, he wasn’t there to police. He was just intrigued by how she would seem to get away with it and be totally unnoticed.

        #4483

        Thankfully, there had been a little left of the potion that Tak had so voraciously eaten.

        Rukshan had almost aborted the trip to the desert to take care of the little shapeshifting gibbon urchin, whose new shade of green looked serious enough.

        As quiet as she used to be, Glynis had shown a lot of cool and dexterity in handling the suspicious food poisoning case. She was gentle with the little boy, and didn’t show much concern about his going through her stuff.

        In the end, she said she would be able to manage curing him, but that it would take probably a moon’s time.
        Seeing Rukshan’s longer than usual face about the delay, she was the one to push him to go to the desert mysterious blue beams.

        “Go with Olliver, he will teleport you both, and you can be back faster. Once you’ll be clear of what it is, we can plan something. It seems rather obvious nobody’s really ready to leave.” She glanced wryly at Eleri who was munching noisily on her goat milk’s oats.

        Rukshan smiled. She’d almost sounded as though she was the boss. In any case, Glynis was right. Despite the cottage becoming overcrowded, and the threat of nearby building work encroachments into the forest paradise, all the unexpected friends seemed not in a rush for a change of scenery. Fox, Gorrash, Eleri and Hasam’, Margorrit and Tak, and the occasional resupply visits from the village…

        “I think you’re right.” He picked up his bag and nodded at Olli. “Let us go and investigate this desert beam. Are you ready?”

        And in a flash of the golden egg device, gone they were.

        #4469

        A few weeks back now, a visitor had come to the forest. A visitor dressed in the clothes of a tramp.

        “I’ve come to speak with Glynnis,” he said, when Margoritt answered the door of the cottage.

        “And who might I say is calling?” asked Margoritt. She looked intently into the eyes of the tramp and a look of shock crossed her countenance. “Ah, I see now who you are.”

        The tramp nodded.

        “I mean no harm to you, Old Lady and I mean no harm to Glynis. Tell her to come to the clearing under the Silver Birch. Tell her to make haste.”

        And with that he hobbled away.

        It was no more than a few minutes later, Glynnis came to the clearing. She strode up to the tramp and stood defiant in front of him.

        “What is it you want now!?” she demanded. “And why have you come disguised as a homeless wanderer dressed in rags, you coward! Is this more of your trickery! Can you not leave me in peace with my fate! Have you not done enough harm to me already! And all because I could not love you in return! she scoffed at him, her voice raised in fury and unable to halt the angry tirade though she knew caution would be the more prudent path to take.

        The tramp stood silent in the face of her anger.

        “I have come to say I am sorry and to undo the harm I did to you,” he said at last. “I was wondering would you like me to remove the scales from your face?”

        Glynnis could not reply. She stared at him in shock, trying to comprehend what his words meant.

        “My father left this dimension a short while ago,” he continued. “When he left, something changed in me. A dark mass had obscured my vision so I could feel only hatred towards you. When my father departed, so did the hatred. I realise now he cursed me … since then I have seen clearly the wrong I did to you and hastened to make amends. I came dressed as a tramp … well to be honest I thought it was quite a fun costume and I did not want to cause undue fear in those I met on my path.”

        He reached into his tattered cape and pulled out a small package. “Apply this lotion every night for a week. It will dissolve the scales and as well will heal the scars within as you sleep.”

        #4464
        ÉricÉric
        Keymaster

          Phew, 7 years after that initial assessment… 10% done in a blip.

          The man in pistachio wondered if he had got it right. That odd contraption he’d just acquired seemed to be able to accelerate time.

          Not sure if it was a boon or a curse in disguise. Now he dreaded to push that button again. The refund policy of the auction house has expired obviously, people would have thought him disappeared or dead for all this time… And 7 years down the line, the world seemed a slightly foreign place.

          He brushed the thick layer of dust on the telly, and turned it on. It was the stuff of nightmares. President Tusk gloating on the news with his improbably orange hair. For a shift, he was in a deep shift.

          #4463
          ÉricÉric
          Keymaster

            “I have no bloody idea what just happened here” mused Godfrey to his cashew nut, mimicking Liz’ odd behaviour when she talked to the drafts of air only she could see, and stopped dead in her tracks and with wide saucer-sized eyes as if she was talking to Faes invisible to mortals such as themselves.

            “But I’ll expect Finnley would be able to ghostwrite all of it into a next bestseller. Wouldn’t be the first time, or the first Finnley to tackle the impossible.

            “But seriously,… I feel a bit concerned,” he found talking to the renewed pile of cashews in his palm oddly soothing, as they one by one disappeared. “All this sudden concern of old age, retirement and whatnot. It’s not like Liz’. She’d better snap out of it. Her well of inspiration is getting drier every minute she spends worrying about money.”

            He was considering naming the last cashew he’s salvaged. “What do you think, Rufus?”

            #4455
            TracyTracy
            Participant

              The biggest shock of all was finding the unposted draft comment under the random rewreights story, but what on earth was it all about?

              “Interestingly such bodies alone while the heads cling to — when they felt the desire for movement, that is.

              At least, that’s what the Forehead was thinking while shaving — as it did not have enough appendages to be able to meditate while defecating, which was by far, it was told, the best method of enlightenment known to Peasmen and other sensible beings.
              Anyway, how odder can it be, it thought again. It may well be time to shift all of this a bit — why would each head need such a renewal of bodies and thus incarnations (or more properly, “embodiments”) without itself changing. Funnily enough, the alien bodies had in fact no need for heads. They actually had more than one: one for each of the sensory tendrils coming out of their shoulders. And according to them, Peasland bodies could very well start their ®evolution just now.
              alone were reproducing while the heads had to constantly find out new bodies to cling to — when they felt the desire for movement, that is.

              At least, that’s what the Forehead was thinking while shaving — as it did not have enough appendages to be able to meditate while defecating, which was by far, it was told, the best method of enlightenment known to Peasmen and other sensible beings.
              Anyway, how odder can it be, it thought again. It may well be time to shift all of this a bit — why would each head need such a renewal of bodies and thus incarnations (or more properly, “embodiments”) without itself changing. Funnily enough, the alien bodies had in fact no need for heads. They actually had more than one: one for each of the sensory tendrils coming out of their shoulders. And according to them, Peasland bodies could very well start their ®evolution just now.”

              Liz was baffled, and decided to go and sit in the sun and think about it and see if any of this had helped, before continuing.

              #4415
              TracyTracy
              Participant

                “Wait! I have a doubt!” came the muffled cry from within the trunk. “I have a doubt!”

                What on earth is the daft bint talking about, wondered Finnley. Doubt? What an odd time to be worrying about a doubt. Finnley shrugged it off, and went to telephone the parcel delivery service to come and collect the trunk. But as she reached for the phone, she paused, consumed with curiosity about the doubt the girl had. It didn’t make sense.

                #4408
                F LoveF Love
                Participant

                  “My key won’t work! Let me in!” shouted Finnley, banging loudly on Liz’s front door.

                  She saw a slight movement at the dining room window and spun around, just in time to see the new maid’s face furtively disappearing behind the curtain.

                  And then, with a shock of horror, Finnley realised what must have occurred.

                  “That stupid girl can’t even cook toast! You can’t just discard me after all these years of faithful and devoted service. Goddamit let me in!

                  “And,” she added loudly, “there is dust!” Finnley spat the word dust with great emphasis and contempt in her tone. “I saw it. I saw it when the curtain moved!”

                  “Well,” she said eventually, “I’m not one to stay where I am not wanted!” And just as she was about to turn away, somewhat huffily, the front door opened an inch. And then stopped.

                  Finnley Finnley! is that you?” hissed Liz croakily from behind the crack.

                  Liz? “

                  Finnley, thank goodness! You’ve got to help me! I’m sick as a dog and Godfrey is no good … he is completely under the spell of that awful new … “

                  Suddenly, the door slammed shut.

                  #4404
                  Jib
                  Participant

                    Liz left her bed at 8:30am, wearing only her pink and blue doubled cotton night gown, a perfect hair and her fluffy pink blue mules. She had been thinking about her characters while the sun was trying to rise with great difficulty. Liz couldn’t blame the Sun as temperatures had dropped dramatically since the beginning of winter and the air outside was really cold.

                    When Liz was thinking about her writings and her characters, she usually felt hungry. Someone had told her once that the brain was a hungry organ and that you needed fuel to make it work properly. She didn’t have a sweet tooth, but she wouldn’t say no to some cheesy toast, any time of the day.

                    She had heard some noise coming from the kitchen, certainly Finnley doing who knows what, although certainly not cleaning. It might be the association between thinking about her characters and the noise in the kitchen that triggered her sudden craving for a melted slice of cheese on top of a perfectly burnished toast. The idea sufficed to make her stomach growl.

                    She chuckled as she thought of inventing a new genre, the toast opera. Or was it a cackle?

                    As she was lost in her morning musings, her mules gave that muffled slippery sound on the floor that Finnley found so unladylike. Liz didn’t care, she even deliberately slowed her pace. The slippery sound took on another dimension, extended and stretched to the limit of what was bearable even for herself. Liz grinned, thinking about Finnley’s slight twitching right eye as she certainly was trying to keep her composure in the kitchen.

                    Liz, all cheerful, was testing the differences between a chuckle and a cackle when she entered the kitchen. She was about to ask Finnley what she thought about it when she saw a small person in a yellow tunic and green pants, washing the dishes.

                    Liz stopped right there, forgetting all about chuckles and cackles and even toasts.

                    “Where is Finnley?” she asked, not wanting to appear the least surprised. The small person turned her head toward Liz, still managing to keep on washing the dishes. It was a girl, obviously from India.

                    “Good morning, Ma’am. I’m Anna, the new maid only.”

                    “The new… maid?”

                    Liz suddenly felt panic crawling behind her perfectly still face. She didn’t want to think about the implications.

                    “Why don’t you use the dishwasher?” she asked, proud that she could keep the control of her voice despite her hunger, her questions about chuckles and cackles, and…

                    “The dirty dishes are very less, there is no need to use the dishwasher only.”

                    Liz looked at her bobbing her head sideways as if the spring had been mounted the wrong way.

                    “Are you alright?” asked Anna with a worried look.

                    “Of course, dear. Make me a toast with a slice of cheese will you?”

                    “How do I do that?”

                    “Well you take the toaster and you put the slice of bread inside and pushed the lever down… Have you never prepared toasts before?”

                    “No, but yes, but I need to know how you like it only. I want to make it perfect for your liking, otherwise you won’t be satisfied.” The maid suddenly looked lost and anxious.

                    “Just do as you usually do,” said Liz. “Goddfrey?” she called, leaving the kitchen before the maid could ask anymore questions.

                    Where was Goddfrey when she needed him to explain everything?

                    “You need me?” asked a voice behind her. He had appeared from nowhere, as if he could walk through the walls or teleport. Anyway, she never thought she would be so relieved to see him.

                    “What’s that in the kitchen?”

                    “What’s what? Oh! You mean her. The new maid.”

                    He knew! Liz felt a strange blend of frustration, despair and anger. She took mental note to remember it for her next chapter, and came back to her emotional turmoil. Was she the only one unaware of such a bit change in her home?

                    “Well, she followed us when we were in India. We don’t know how, but she managed to find a place in one of your trunks. Finnley found her as she had the porter unpacked the load. It seems she wants to help.”

                    #4403
                    F LoveF Love
                    Participant

                      random plot generator

                      A BOOK SHOP – IT IS THE AFTERNOON AFTER ALBIE HIT HIS MOTHER WITH A FEATHER.

                      Newly unemployed ALBIE is arguing with his friend JENNY RAMSBOTTOM. ALBIE tries to hug JENNY but she shakes him off angrily.

                      ALBIE
                      Please Jenny, don’t leave me.

                      JENNY
                      I’m sorry Albie, but I’m looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away. You hit your mother with a feather! You could have just talked to her!

                      ALBIE
                      I am such a person!

                      JENNY
                      I’m sorry, Albie. I just don’t feel excited by this relationship anymore.

                      JENNY leaves and ALBIE sits down, looking defeated.

                      Moments later, gentle sweet shop owner MR MATT HUMBLE barges in looking flustered.

                      ALBIE
                      Goodness, Matt! Is everything okay?

                      MATT
                      I’m afraid not.

                      ALBIE
                      What is it? Don’t keep me in suspense…

                      MATT
                      It’s … a hooligan … I saw an evil hooligan frighten a bunch of elderly ladies!

                      ALBIE
                      Defenseless elderly ladies?

                      MATT
                      Yes, defenseless elderly ladies!

                      ALBIE
                      Bloomin’ heck, Matt! We’ve got to do something.

                      MATT
                      I agree, but I wouldn’t know where to start.

                      ALBIE
                      You can start by telling me where this happened.

                      MATT
                      I was…
                      MATT fans himself and begins to wheeze.

                      ALBIE
                      Focus Matt, focus! Where did it happen?

                      MATT
                      The Library! That’s right – the Library!

                      ALBIE springs up and begins to run.

                      EXT. A ROADCONTINUOUS

                      ALBIE rushes along the street, followed by MATT. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

                      INT. A LIBRARYSHORTLY AFTER

                      ROGER BLUNDER a forgetful hooligan terrorises two elderly ladies.

                      ALBIE, closely followed by MATT, rushes towards ROGER, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

                      MATT
                      What is is? What’s the matter?

                      ALBIE
                      That’s not just any old hooligan, that’s Roger Blunder!

                      MATT
                      Who’s Roger Blunder?

                      ALBIE
                      Who’s Roger Blunder? Who’s Roger Blunder? Only the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                      MATT
                      Blinkin’ knickers, Albie! We’re going to need some help if we’re going to stop the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                      ALBIE
                      You can say that again.

                      MATT
                      Blinkin’ knickers, Albie! We’re going to need some help if we’re going to stop the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                      ALBIE
                      I’m going to need candlesticks, lots of candlesticks.

                      Roger turns and sees Albie and Matt. He grins an evil grin.

                      ROGER
                      Albie Jones, we meet again!

                      MATT
                      You’ve met?

                      ALBIE
                      Yes. It was a long, long time ago…

                      EXT. A PARKBACK IN TIME

                      A young ALBIE is sitting in a park listening to some trance music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.

                      He looks up and sees ROGER. He takes off his headphones.

                      ROGER
                      Would you like some wine gums?

                      ALBIE’s eyes light up, but then he studies ROGER more closely, and looks uneasy.

                      ALBIE
                      I don’t know, you look kind of forgetful.

                      ROGER
                      Me? No. I’m not forgetful. I’m the least forgetful hooligan in the world.

                      ALBIE
                      Wait, you’re a hooligan?

                      ALBIE runs away, screaming.

                      INT. A LIBRARYPRESENT DAY

                      ROGER
                      You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.

                      MATT
                      (To ALBIE) You ran away?
                      ALBIE
                      (To MATT) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
                      ALBIE turns to ROGER.

                      ALBIE
                      I may have run away from you then, but I won’t run away this time!
                      ALBIE runs away.

                      He turns back and shouts.

                      ALBIE
                      I mean, I am running away, but I’ll be back – with candlesticks.

                      ROGER
                      I’m not scared of you.

                      ALBIE
                      You should be.

                      INT. A SWEET SHOPLATER THAT DAY

                      ALBIE and MATT walk around searching for something.

                      ALBIE
                      I feel sure I left my candlesticks somewhere around here.

                      MATT
                      Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly candlesticks.

                      ALBIE
                      You know nothing Matt Humble.

                      MATT
                      We’ve been searching for ages. I really don’t think they’re here.

                      Suddenly, ROGER appears, holding a pair of candlesticks.

                      ROGER
                      Looking for something?

                      MATT
                      Crikey, Albie, he’s got your candlesticks.

                      ALBIE
                      Tell me something I don’t already know!

                      MATT
                      The earth’s circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.

                      ALBIE
                      I know that already!

                      MATT
                      I’m afraid of dust.

                      ROGER
                      (appalled) Dude!

                      While ROGER is looking at MATT with disgust, ALBIE lunges forward and grabs his deadly candlesticks. He wields them, triumphantly.

                      ALBIE
                      Prepare to die, you forgetful aubergine!

                      ROGER
                      No please! All I did was frighten a bunch of elderly ladies!

                      JENNY enters, unseen by any of the others.

                      ALBIE
                      I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those elderly ladies were defenceless! Well now they have a defender – and that’s me! Albie Jones defender of innocent elderly ladies.

                      ROGER
                      Don’t hurt me! Please!

                      ALBIE
                      Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t use these candlesticks on you right away!

                      ROGER
                      Because Albie, I am your father.

                      ALBIE looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.

                      ALBIE
                      No you’re not!

                      ROGER
                      Ah well, it had to be worth a try.

                      ROGER tries to grab the candlesticks but ALBIE dodges out of the way.

                      ALBIE
                      Who’s the daddy now? Huh? Huh?

                      Unexpectedly, ROGER slumps to the ground.

                      MATT
                      Did he just faint?

                      ALBIE
                      I think so. Well that’s disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly candlesticks.

                      ALBIE crouches over ROGER’s body.

                      MATT
                      Be careful, Albie. It could be a trick.

                      ALBIE
                      No, it’s not a trick. It appears that… It would seem… Roger Blunder is dead!

                      ALBIE
                      What?

                      ALBIE
                      Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.

                      MATT claps his hands.

                      MATT
                      So your candlesticks did save the day, after all.

                      JENNY steps forward.

                      JENNY
                      Is it true? Did you kill the forgetful hooligan?

                      ALBIE
                      Jenny how long have you been…?

                      JENNY puts her arm around ALBIE.

                      JENNY
                      Long enough.

                      ALBIE
                      Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Roger Blunder.

                      JENNY
                      Then the elderly ladies are safe?

                      ALBIE
                      It does seem that way!

                      A crowd of vulnerable elderly ladies enter, looking relived.

                      JENNY
                      You are their hero.

                      The elderly ladies bow to ALBIE.

                      ALBIE
                      There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Roger Blunder will never frighten elderly ladies ever again, is enough for me.

                      JENNY
                      You are humble as well as brave! And I think that makes up for hitting your mother with a feather. It does in my opinion!

                      One of the elderly ladies passes ALBIE a healing ring

                      JENNY
                      I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.

                      ALBIE
                      I couldn’t possibly.
                      Pause.

                      ALBIE
                      Well, if you insist. It could come in handy when I go to the Doline tomorrow. With my friend Matt. It is dangerous and only for brave people and a healing ring could come in handy.

                      ALBIE takes the ring.

                      ALBIE
                      Thank you.
                      The elderly ladies bow their heads once more, and leave.

                      ALBIE turns to JENNY.

                      ALBIE
                      Does this mean you want me back?

                      JENNY
                      Oh, Albie, of course I want you back!
                      ALBIE smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.

                      ALBIE
                      Well you can’t have me.

                      JENNY
                      WHAT?

                      ALBIE
                      You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a hooligan to death before you would believe in me. I don’t want a lover like that. And I am going to the Doline and I may not be back!

                      JENNY
                      But…

                      ALBIE
                      Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin – my best friend, Matt.

                      MATT grins.

                      JENNY
                      But…

                      MATT
                      You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!

                      JENNY
                      Albie?

                      ALBIE
                      I’m sorry Jenny, but I think you should skidaddle.
                      JENNY leaves.

                      MATT turns to ALBIE.

                      MATT
                      Did you mean that? You know … that I’m your best friend?

                      ALBIE
                      Of course you are!
                      The two walk off arm in arm.

                      Suddenly MATT stops.

                      MATT
                      When I said I’m afraid of dust, you know I was just trying to distract the hooligan don’t you?

                      #4395
                      Jib
                      Participant

                        Daisy the dung beetle’s daughter applauded when she finished her creation. She had completed a big mandibala of coloured sand, patiently extracted the previous years from dungs her uncle had brought back form the outside world. He had said some of it came from a faraway land where their ancestors had been worshiped by giants. Daisy had tried to imagined being worshiped, but her limited experience of life and of the world made her Goddess dream short lived.
                        But what she liked most was that she could put all those pieces of faraway lands in her own composition. She looked at the result, satisfied. At a certain time, she knew a cone of light from outside the Doline would come directly warm her mandibala and her wish to see the outside world would be granted.

                        #4368

                        When the rain stopped, Eleri stood motionless, suspended in between the enveloping cocophony of pattering drops. Already the saturated foliage was steaming and a dense mist arose from the sodden ground. The effects of the cake were wearing off, and the sudden change from exhuberance in the lashing rain, to the whispering silence and eerie rising fog left her speechless, and still. A moment, hanging like a swaying rope bridge between one scene and another.

                        And it was at that very moment, as is so often the case, that the mysterious Mr Minn appeared, dressed, it would seem, for a formal event. Raising his tall black hat he said with a smile, “Eleri! WE meet again!”

                        She swooned, and fell into his arms. Later, in retrospect, Eleri had to admit it was an extraordinarily well timed whitey, due to the after effects of the cake, but was pleased with the theatrical symbolism and timing.

                        Rolling his eyes, Micawber Minn called for Festus, his young assistant. “Carry her back to the party, and tell Margoritt I’m on my way. But first,” he said, “A necessary detour…”

                        #4365

                        The rain had poured again and again, across the night, with short fits of howling winds. There had been no sign of Eleri or Gorrash, and people in the cabin had waited for the first ray of light to venture outside to find them.
                        The newcomer, the quiet potion maker, stayed in her small quarters and hadn’t really mingled, but Margoritt wasn’t concerned about it. She was actually quite protective of her, and had continued her own chatter all through the night, doing small chores or being busy at her small loom, stopping at times in the middle of painful walking. She would however not cease speaking to whomever was listening at the time, or to her goat, or at times just to the wind or herself.

                        Rukshan had had several dreams during the night, and could tell he wasn’t the only one. Everyone had a tired look. Images came and went, but there was a sense of work to be done.

                        There were a few things he had managed to gather during that time awake when meditative state brought some clarity to the confused images.
                        First, they were all in this together.
                        Then, they probably needed a plan to repair the old.
                        As soon as they would find the two missing ones, he would share it with everyone.

                        ‘Hng hng’ — Rukshan opened his eyes to find Olliver drawing on his sleeve. The boy wasn’t very eloquent, but his postures would speak volumes. He was pointing to something outside.

                        Rukshan looked at the clearing just outside the cabin, at first not realising two things had happened. Then they both dawned on him: the first ray of light had come across the cloudy sky, and second, the clearing was empty of the vengeful God.

                        “Grumpf” he swore in the old Elvish tongue “that rascal is surely going after EleriEleri who he now knew was the laughing crone of the story, rendered younger by the powers of her goddaughter, the tricked girl. Eleri, who having inherited of the transmutation powers, had turned the angry God who had been left behind into stone to protect all of them.
                        If the God would find her before they could get her to extract her Shard, at best they would be condemned to another cycle of rebirth, or worse, he would try to kill all of them to extract the other Shards from the others, one by one, until the Gods old powers would be his…

                        #4360

                        “Ah, here you are at last,” said Margoritt to the rain sodden Glynis. “Come in, my dear, come in. Yes, yes, of course your parrot can come too. What’s his name? Sunny? Welcome, welcome … a little late, but in time nonetheless. I’ve been expecting you.”

                        #4343

                        “I had another vivid dream last night, Sunny. I dreamed of a man I met when i was selling my potions in the market place in town. He was chasing a little red fox and I gave him some potion … “

                        “You dreamed of a fox? That’s a very good omen and fortuitously also reminds me of a joke.
                        What do you call a fox with a carrot in each ear?
                        Anything you want as he can’t hear you!”

                        Glynis smiled reluctantly.

                        “No, that’s what happened. I’ve not got to the dream part yet.”

                        “My apologies,” said Sunny, nudging her ear gently from his perch on her shoulder. “Please continue.”

                        “Anyway the man from the market came to me in my dream and thanked me. He said his wife was well now. He said to look for a gift in the heartwoods.”

                        “Excellent dream!” said Sunny. “I adore gifts. I will keep my eyes open and hope we find it poste haste. How much further is it now, anyway?”

                        “Another few days travel to the fringe of the heartwoods. According to the map, that’s where the first X is.”

                        They continued in silence, glad of each other’s company on the journey.

                        Glynis had been sad to leave the Bakers and more than a few tears were shed on parting They tried to get her to stay but it was without much conviction for Glynis had shown them the map and, though plain folk, they had sound instincts and knew when something had to be.

                        “Any time you want, Girl,” said Mr Baker gruffly, “you’ll find a home here. You hear me? And make sure you keep in touch.”

                        And Glynis nodded, unable to find the words to thank him for his kindness.

                        And Mrs Baker had made her a new burka. She’d stayed up nights sewing to surprise Glynnis. It shimmered, sometimes green and sometimes blue depending on where the light fell and it felt like silk to the touch. Glynis thought it was the most pretty thing she had ever seen.

                        “You’ve a lovely heart, Lass, and anyone who’s worth a penny will see that and not those scales on your face.”

                        It was the first time either of the Bakers had mentioned her appearance and for a moment Glynis was rendered speechless.

                        But not so, Sunny.

                        “Knock, knock!” he cackled loudly. “Oh come on! It’s a good one!”
                        “Who’s there?” said Glynis softly.
                        “Dragon!”
                        “Dragon who?”
                        “Dragon your feet again?”

                        #4293

                        The night was almost there, the dwarf would come out of his heavy daysleep any minute now. Fox had been collecting mushrooms along with twigs and branches to make some fire. He hoped the constant drizzle of these last few days had not rendered them too wet.

                        The differences of his needs and cravings depending on his being a fox or a human had always amazed him. When he was a fox, he feared fire and would avoid it at all cost. When he was a human, he couldn’t spend a night out in the cold without a fire. His body was simply not good at keeping warmth inside when he had no fur. Today was no exception and Fox was certain the dwarf would also appreciate it to get rid of the cold of the stone.

                        After piling up the wood for the fire, Fox smelled his harvest of fresh mushrooms. He imagined them accompanying a good rabbit stew and felt saliva water his mouth. His diet as an animal was mostly meat, whereas as a human he was oddly attracted to vegetables, and even enjoyed the taste of mushrooms. He might not enjoy them so much had he not met a girl once, so long ago when he was a still a cub learning to transform into a human. He remembered the girl had said she was called Eleri, which he had found amusing because in French “Elle rit” means “she’s laughing”.

                        “How do you know French?” she had asked.
                        “Oh! My master Gibbon teaches me French, he says it would give me another way of thinking the world.”
                        “Your master must be fond of Romance stories,” she giggled.

                        Fox didn’t really understood what she meant by that, and he thought it was not so important because what she had in her bag smelt so funny.

                        “What’s that?” he asked.
                        “You want some?” She handed a bunch of butterstache fungi to the handsome redhead boy. “I realise I don’t know your name.”

                        “I’m Fox,” he said his eyes fixed on the strange looking things in her hands. He sniffed and wrinkled his nose. “Is it safe?”

                        He remembered the look of incredulity in her eyes, her beautiful eyes. She was the first girl he had seen. He didn’t know much about humans except what Master Gibbon had told him in French, which didn’t really make sense at that time.

                        “It’s totally safe, you might only have some funny experiences if you take the wrong ones in the forest,” Eleri laughed and Fox remembered the meaning of her name in French. He thought the name suited her well. He accepted her gift, for her eyes, and for her sincere laugh.

                        Since that time, eating mushrooms was always coloured with joy and a sense of daring. The last rays of the Sun faded away.

                        “It smells like mushrooms, and butterstache if I’m not mistaken,” said the raspy voice of the dwarf.

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