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  • #4859
    TracyTracy
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      There was a lotto think about, and Lucinda was hard at it. At least she was hard at it until she noticed the typo. She kept forgetting about the lottery tickets. This pleased her because she’d heard a popular oracle say that forgetting about it was a good sign of winning.

      She imagined Helper Effy’s wise and patient (if a trifle scornful) voice asking her if a lottery win would help her writing.

      It was a good question.

      #4857
      TracyTracy
      Participant

        WIB (workman in blue) opened his lunch box and unwrapped a sandwich. He sighed when he saw it was cheese and pickle again. It had been cheese and pickle all week, a sure sign that WAH (woman at home) wasn’t giving him the attention he deserved, throwing the easiest thing together day after day instead of planning a nice roast chicken dinner, with the prospect of a couple of days of savoury chicken sandwiches to take to work. She hadn’t even bothered to boil up a few hard boiled eggs for a bit of variety. He loved egg sandwiches. He wasn’t a hard man to please, he ruminated dolefully, chewing the cheese and pickle.

        He reached for his flask to wash it down with a gulp of tea, and noticed with some surprise that she’d bought him a new flask. His old one had a few dents in the screw on cup, and this one looked all shiny and new. Anxious to wash down the cheesy lump in his throat, he unscrewed the cap and poured the flask over the cup.

        But there was no tea in the flask, nothing poured out of it. He peered inside and shook it.

        “That woman’s lost her marbles!”

        It was the last straw. He stood up, shook the flask above his head, and roared incoherently.

        “Everything alright, mate?” asked his work colleague mildly. WIB2 was contentedly munching a juicy pink ham sandwich. He even had a packet of crisps to go with it, WIB1 noticed.

        “No tea? Fancy some of my coffee? Pass yer cup. What’s in the flask then, what’s rattling?”

        WAB1 sat back down on the low wall and upended the flask, pulling at a bit of black stuff that was protruding from the top.

        ““Maybe it’s full of banknotes!” WIB2 suggested.

        “It’s a fucking doll! What the..?”

        “Why did your old lady put a doll in your flask instead of tea, mate? Private joke or something, bit of a lark?” WIB2 elbowed WIB1 in the ribs playfully. “No?” he responded to WIB1’s scowl. “Maybe there’s something stitched inside it, then.”

        ~~~

        Lucinda, where is this going?”

        “I don’t fucking know, Helper Effy.”

        “I thought as much. Perhaps we’d better go back to the beginning.”

        #4837
        TracyTracy
        Participant

          Liz was not pleased about the latest insubordinate action of those plotting against her. Fashion choices indeed! She had been sorting out her wardrobe, having to do it all herself because of Finnley’s latest scam to take time off, putting away the summery things and bringing out the clothes for the coming cooler weather.

          She’d had the usual little thrill at seeing familiar old favourites, clothes that she’d felt comfortable and happy in for many years. It would be unthinkable to throw them out, like tossing out an old friend just because they were getting wrinkled and saggy, or fat in the wrong places.

          Liz prided herself on her thoughtfulness about the environment when making her “fashion” choices, always choosing second hand items. She liked to think they already had a little of their own history, and that they appreciated being rescued. She abhorred the trends that the gullible lapped up when she saw them looking ridiculous in unflattering unsuitable clothes that would be clearly out of fashion just as they were starting to look pleasantly worn in.

          Warming to the theme, Liz recalled some of the particularly useless garments she’d seen over the years. Woolly polo neck sweaters that were sleeveless, for example. In what possible weather would one wear such a thing, without either suffering from a stifling hot neck, or goose flesh arms? High heeled shoes was another thing. The evidence was clear, judging by the amount of high heeled shoes in immaculate only worn once condition that littered the second hand markets. Nobody could walk in them, and nobody wanted them. Oddly enough though, people were still somehow persuaded to buy more and more new ones. Maybe one day in the future, collectors would have glass fronted cabinets, full of antique high heeled shoes. Or perhaps it would baffle future archaeologists, and they would guess they had been for religious or ritual purposes.

          Liz decided to turn the tables on this new character, Alessandro. She would give him a lesson or two on dress sense. The first thing she would tell him was that labels are supposed to be worn on the inside, not the outside.

          “One doesn’t write “Avon” in orange make up on one’s face, dear, even if it’s been seen in one of those shiny colourful publications,” Liz said it kindly so as not to rile him too much. “One doesn’t write “Pepto Dismal” in pink marker pen upon ones stomach.”

          Alessandro glanced at Finnley, who avoided catching his eye. He cleared his throat and said brightly, “I’ve organized a shopping trip, Liz! Come on, let’s go!”

          “While you’re out, I’ll see what Liz has thrown out, so I can cut it up for dolls clothes,” Fnnley said, to which Liz retorted, “I have thrown nothing out.” Liz cut Finnley short as she protested that Liz didn’t wear most of it anyway. “Yes, but I might, one day.”

          Turning to Alessandro, she said “Although I’m a busy woman, I will come shopping with you, my boy. You clearly need some pointers,” she added, looking at his shoes.

          #4825
          TracyTracy
          Participant

            “I’m so glad you’ve forgotten all that silliness about writing a book, Finnley dear. Now run along and put the kettle on, and why don’t you have one yourself,” Liz added in a surge of indulgent affection. “Come and put your feet up, you’ve been too hard at it, taking too much on. You can have the rest of the day off and sit with me, we can have a nice cosy little natter.”

            Godfrey smirked in the shadows as Finnley blanched. Roberto was peering in the French windows imagining Liz in pink satin with pom poms.

            “Please, don’t any of you dress me in pink satin again,” Liz announced to whoever was listening.

            But nobody was. They were all in the lavatory inspecting the woodwork. Or so they said.

            #4818

            “Don’t you want to stay a little longer here?” Vincentius said to Arona after his bath in the hot springs of the Doline. Arona’s attention was caught by the dripping drops of water on the chiseled muscles, and took a while to answer.

            She stretched lazily on the deck chair, slightly disturbing Mandrake who was napping by her side. He rolled on his side and resumed his nap.

            “I don’t know, the place is nice enough. To speak true, it lacks a bit in decor and natural light; still… you wouldn’t find a nicer place to rest. Look at this white sandy beach… And to think that this pool connects to virtually anywhere, anywhen. Endless opportunities of explorations and travels are drawing you towards an adventure, don’t you think.”

            “I think I only live to please you, just say the word, and I’ll follow you anywhere.”

            “Aw, you’ve always been good at sweet-talking me. Don’t get me wrong, I like our occasional flings… for lack of a better word, but I like my independence. I have to keep exploring myself.”

            Seeing a sadness fleeting in his eyes, she added “if only to meet you again and again.”

            #4817
            ÉricÉric
            Keymaster

              “It was a long and boring flight.” Shawn Paul yawned, happy to finally stretch his legs on the tarmac.
              Maeve rolled her eyes “I don’t know what you are complaining about, at least you managed to sleep throughout the whole thing, even the last bit on that horrid 6-seater plane. I honestly wonder how you managed…”

              Shawn-Paul grinned apologetically, “I think the baby bottles of nhum did the trick.”

              “I saw you glamouring the air attendant, didn’t know she’d bring you the whole inventory. Poor lass’ might have been a bit desperate for attention.”

              A man was at the main door with their names on a sign.

              Shawn-Paul sighed “how can they get it wrong everysingletime…”
              “Look at the bright side, you can still make it out… Shoon Pleul.” Maeve retorted with a bossy glimmer in her eye. “Come now…”

              “Hello Sir, happy to meet you, my name is Shaw…”
              “Don’t bother, SP, don’t you see he’s the driver, he probably can’t understand a word you just said.”
              “Yeah nah, t’is true M’am,” the driver replied. “Your mate’s Canadian accent is atrocious. Haere Mai to Tikfijikoo, right this way please.”

              #4796
              F LoveF Love
              Participant

                “Get that maid and her tarts out of here,” said Finnley. She flung her suitcase at the ground. “And I don’t care what she calls them; do you know how many calories there are in one of those things?”
                “I could look it up?” suggested Godfrey, delicately wiping a blob of cream from his moustache.
                Finnley, you can’t just come and go as you please and then start throwing luggage around,” said Liz.
                It was then that Finnley struck her winning blow.
                “You both look so well,” she said with a smile sweeter than the chocolate eclair. “Have you put on a bit of weight perhaps, Madame? Around the middle?”

                #4793

                Bea!” Mari Fe called, “activate thread portal for a switch of realities please.”

                [>>>>] The man in the tux with the waxed mustache suddenly popped out from the plane, and back to his headquarters.

                His reconnaissance of the asset went fairly well, even if he feared he had her spooked a little. The poor thing seemed a bit soft on the inside despite her semblance of swagger.

                Ed Steam’s armoured bears were fast asleep at the entrance, when he reappeared at the center of operations. The full team was almost reassembled: Aqua Luna had been the easiest to convince, though not the easiest to find, followed by Mari Fe, Cornella, Madame Li, Kiki Razwa, Björk, Skye, Jeremy the map dancer and some others recovered from limbo threads of realities.

                Cackletown, despite the crowing noise of Maurice the cackling rooster, was a safe interspace reality to hide his base of operations.

                #4782
                TracyTracy
                Participant

                  “Who wrote this into the story?” Liz peered over her spectacles at Godfrey, who was twitching nervously. “I thought we agreed on no more thread crashing?”

                  “I didn’t have any choice, Liz,” he replied, red faced. “Finnley said she’d leave the script altogether and find another story, if we didn’t send her to another thread for a holiday.”

                  “She threatened to do what!” gasped Liz, incredulous. “Really! You just can’t get the…”

                  “Please!” Godfrey held his hand up. “Please, don’t say it again!”

                  “If I say it again, you can always edit it out,” replied Liz tartly. “Where did you send her?”

                  “She said she wanted to go and see her cousin Finly, in Australia.”

                  Liz sighed. It wasn’t such a bad idea, but who would do the cleaning while Finnley was away? Then she had an idea.

                  Godfrey, send me those French maids. I can’t remember their names, was it Mirabelle? Franola? No, that’s not right…”

                  “But they’re in another thread Liz, it was you who said…”

                  “No arguments!” Liz slammed the red pen down on the desk. “One needs cleaners!”

                  And French pastries, thought Godfrey, warming to the idea.

                  #4712
                  prUneprUne
                  Participant

                    It’s been only a day since I arrived, and I’m already over it. Nothing seems to have changed. What a drag this place is.

                    Only Mater keeps surprising. She was a bit more emotional and hermitical than usual. Didn’t think those two cursors could move with her, but I guess she’s still has it in her.
                    Aunt Dido said she’ll croak one day, and we’ll find her having spent her last breath lying in a fresh dug hole in the ground. I don’t know if that was her idea of a bad joke or a veiled menace, there’s no telling when she’s been smoking.

                    Bert was all busy with things to repair and prepare, we barely had time to talk since I arrived. What a crowd-pleaser he’s become, don’t know what he gets out of this one-sided deal, with Dido having him wrapped around her fingers like this.

                    That funny Dido is all over the place, and nowhere to be found, as usual. She said we’ll be expecting guests. She probably was high as a kite. Would be a first since ages.
                    I wonder what would drag people here, it’s not like the place is on any maps, or on the way to a tourist spot. But who knows what instant instapound fame can do to lure people in the oddest spots… Been reading articles about those nincompoops going to severely polluted place to take selfies in front of azure acidic water pretending to be on Bora Bora. Wouldn’t be surprising if Clove or Corrie had started a trend on flabber just to prank us. Like using ///digger.unusually.playfully to send people in the middle of nowhere in search for gold…

                    There were some leftovers in the fridge. I was ravenous, and almost ate all of the funky shredded chicken. Smokey taste, but okay. Finly had an horrified look on her face when she came back with the supplies, probably the shock of seeing me all grown up now.

                    #4707

                    An unexpected shaman tart witch was looking and had spotted them coming from afar.

                    Head Shaman Tart Witch, if you please.” She muttered in her breath, happy to break the fourth wall and all.

                    The sun was already high and the air was sizzling ready to burst out like buttered pop corn.

                    “A rather lame metaphor. You’ve done better.”

                    The Head Shtart Witch, as we will call her later for brevity’s sake, was as tart as a sour lemon dipped in vinegar, and prone to talking to spirits, when not cackling in tittering fits of laughter, as shamans are wont to do.
                    She was surprisingly in tune with the narrator’s voice this late in the day, considering it wasn’t her first bottle of… medicine she ingested today.

                    “Voices are rather quiet, yes. I was expecting a bit more… quantity if you know what I mean.”

                    The narrator had absolutely no idea of what she meant, not discontent with the quantity per se.

                    Three in quantity, they came, looking for her. A girl, visibly in charge, although a bit hard to tell either, buried into the baggy hood and all.

                    “The star-studded stockings under the striped red and white trousers were a bit of a give-away though… she was a she, and a bossy pants to boot.” the Head Schwtich replied.

                    “And don’t take advantage to maim my full name… Jeeze, they’re so lazy these days. Can’t even spell right.”

                    Ignoring the rude comments, the narrator continued.
                    Then, a man, a bit namby-pamby with the gait of a devil-may-care goat at that.
                    And a boy, on the threshold of manhood, with lots of red hair and freckles he could have put the bush on fire.

                    “You have forgotten the gecko… and the cat.”

                    The cat wasn’t forgotten of course, but was it technically a cat, with the talking and all? Poor thing had ill-fitted boots (probably a clearance sale from the Jiborium’s), so that it wouldn’t burn its pads on the red hot trail. It seemed stubborn enough to refuse being carried, although not confident enough about the surrounding life in the bush to stop checking every minute for all that crawled and crept around.

                    “That’s why they’re here. The protective charms. That, and the jeep of course.”

                    The Twitch seemed to know everything so the narrator felt it would probably best to let her finish the comment.

                    “Oh, don’t you start. That passive aggressive attitude isn’t going to get your story done, is it. And it’s not like I’m going to follow them in their dangerous and futile quest. It’s your job, better get to it.”

                    Indeed, she was only just a sour, old, decrepit…
                    “You stop that!”

                    :fleuron:

                    “Is that her hut?” Albie pointed at the horizon.
                    “Yes, I think we’re there.” Arona looked at the compass she’d put around Albie’s neck. “Yes, that’s it.”

                    Sanso yawned and stretched lazily “I hope they have a hot shower now, I feel so dirty.”

                    Arona chose to ignore Sanso and let him gesticulate. They’d only walked for less than 15 minutes, and the perspective of few more hours of driving with him breathing down her neck started to give her murderous thoughts.

                    She turned to the team. “Listen, whatever happens, don’t make rude remarks, even if she seems a bit… unhinged.”

                    “Are you talking about the crazy lady with the chameleon on her head, who talks to herself and looks like she hadn’t got a bath in a century?”

                    “That’s what I meant Sanso.” Arona rolled her eyes in a secret signature move she owned the secret of. “Listen, it would be better for everyone if you’d stay here and stop talking until we get the keys to the jeep, alright.”

                    Luckily for all of them, a little sage smudging and a bakchich in kind sealed the deal with the HEAD Shaman Tart Witch, and less than an hour later, with the mountain at their back, they were all barreling at breakneck speed down the lone road towards the Old Mine Town.

                    That’s where the Inn was, now starting to crawl with unexpected guests and long lost family members.

                    #4705

                    Ric knees were shaking. He fumbled with the door knob, his voice barely audible as he faced Miss Boddy —he meant Bossy.

                    “We, we, we… We’re not seriously torturing poor old sweet Sophie, are you?”

                    Miss Bossy looked at Ric quizzically. “That’s what you thought we were doing? Do you think me demented?”

                    “Surely not, no! You’re very determined, distinguished… But demanding,…”
                    “Demented, Ric, please keep track, will you.”

                    She sighed, and dropped the wires. “Of course! This is a line that can’t be uncrossed.”

                    “And surely Sweet Sophie doesn’t need torture to spill the beans.”

                    “Why do you keep talking about torture? I was just rewiring the dual light switch. The electrician did such a poor job, the wires were all crossed, and it was driving me mad, you know. Having one switch up, and the other down… One up, the other down… Aargh!”

                    Ric’s face was mixed with relief and complete puzzlement.

                    “Enough talking about my OCDs, why Sweet Sophie isn’t here yet? Of course, we don’t need torture to get her to talk. That’s all she does besides sleeping. The tricky part will be to get her to focus of course. Can’t have her babble about WWII now, can we. That and her endless talking about time travel… Speaking of time, there’s hardly any to waste, there’s a mad Doctor on the loose doing awful human experiments on unsuspecting frail women to flush out, need I remind you.”

                    #4687

                    Ric was confused as to why he found himself flushed and vaguely excited by Bossy Mam’s sudden and attractive outburst.
                    He was so glad the two harpies were off to goat knows where, or they would have tortured him with no end of gossiping.

                    Still troubled by the stirring of emotions, he looked around, and almost spilled the cup of over-infused lapsang souchong tea he had prepared. Miss Bossy was the only one to fancy the strong flavour in a way only a former chain smoker could.

                    Thankfully, she was still glaring at the window, and while he had no doubt he couldn’t hope to give her the slip for that sort of things, she probably had decided to just let it go.

                    He took the chance to run to the archives, and started to dig up all he could on the Doctor.
                    Sadly, the documents were few and sparse. Hilda and Connie were not known for their order in keeping records. Their notes looked more like herbariums from a botanist plagued with ADHD. But that probably meant there were lots of overlooked clues.

                    He flipped through the dusty pages for a good hour, eyes wet with allergies, and he was about to bring Miss Bossy the sorry pile he had collected when a light bulb lit in his mind.

                    How could I miss it!

                    He’d never thought about it, but now, a lot of it started to make sense.

                    Thinking about how Miss Bossy would probably be pleased by the news, he started to become red again, and hyperventilate.

                    Calm down amigo, think about your abuela, and her awful tapas,… thaaat’s it. Crème d’anchovies with pickled strawberries… Jellyfish soufflés with poached snail eggs on rocket salad.

                    His mind was rapidly quite sober again.

                    Taking the pile of notes, he landed it messily on the desk, almost startling Miss Bossy.

                    “Sorry for the interruption, M’am, but I may have found something…”
                    “Fine, there’s no need for theatrics, spill it!” Miss Bossy was ever the no-nonsense straight-to-business personality. Some would have called her rude, but they were ignorants, and possibly all dead now.

                    “There was a clue, hidden in the trail of Hilda’s collection. I’m not sure how we have missed it.”

                    “Ricardooo…” Miss Bossy’s voice was showing a soupçon of annoyance.

                    “Yes, pardon me, I’m digressing. Look! Right here!”

                    “What? How is it possible? Is that who I think it is?”

                    “I think so.”

                    They turned around to look across the hall at Sweet Sophie blissfully snoring.

                    “I think she was one of her first patient-slash-assistant.”

                    “How quaint. But, that explains a lot. Wait a minute. I thought none of his patients were ever found… alive?”

                    “Maybe she outsmarted him…”

                    They both weren’t too convinced about that. But they knew now old Sweet Sophie was probably unwittingly holding the key to the elusive Doctor.

                    #4686

                    One morning Fox noticed a pigeon on the fence. It was cooing and certainly trying to catch a female. But there was none. Actually there hadn’t been so many pigeons in the woods, and Fox had always thought they were city creatures. That’s why he looked closer. The pigeon fretted, a little bit uncertain of the two legged man, because of his fox scent that was still getting out from time to time. But it remained still enough so that Fox could catch it. It would make a nice addition to their lunch.

                    He was about to break the bird’s neck when he noticed the little cylinder attached to its left leg. He detached it and called Glynis. The cylinder was enchanted and it required some skills to be opened. Someone didn’t want anyone to read that message.

                    Glynis arrived and the pigeon tried to fly away, but Fox had a firm grip on it. Glynis glared at him.
                    “Don’t kill the messenger, please,” she said.
                    Fox, not after some hesitations, released the bird who landed heavily on the fence.
                    “It’s a shame to let go of such a well fed bird.”
                    “I know, but we may need it to send back a message and well trained pigeons are hard to come by in the woods.”

                    So they didn’t have pigeon for lunch. And Glynis struggled. And after noon they were still trying without much success.
                    “None of my spells have worked so far. I don’t know what to do to crack it open,” lamented Glynis.
                    “Good idea,” said Fox, “let’s try that.” He took the cylinder and bent it slightly. It cracked open easily. Glynis looked at Fox daringly.
                    Before Fox could talk, Glynis said: “You’re allowed to roll your eyes. Two turns only.”
                    Fox did and they read the message. It was from Rukshan.

                    “Dear fellow companions, I’m sure you’ll know how to open the message,” he started. They snorted.
                    “I found a path that I hope would help revive our friend. Although I need some help. I’m sure the work with the carpenter and the joiner is done and Fox can come give me a hand.”

                    Fox growled.
                    “I’ll bring him their hands.”
                    “Please, don’t,” pleaded Glynis, “not until they are finished with their work in the cottage.

                    #4670
                    ÉricÉric
                    Keymaster

                      Walter Melon knew there was something fishy about this invitation. Or maybe that was only the scent of homemade manure lingering on the Bristol board.

                      In his line of work, you couldn’t be careful enough. And his last visit to the Liz Manor had had its fair share of fishiness, stockings notwithstanding.

                      The invitation and the signature were obviously fake, even if the counterfeiter had taken some pain at imitating the shaky signature of the Dame of the place. But the lack of typos were a dead give-away.

                      I need your help to solve a tantalizing mystery in my latest novel, please come to my party Inspector. You’ll only need wear a towel, and bring your sharpest tools. I mean, your brains.
                      Sincerely yours, Elizabeth Mary Tattler

                      #4657

                      Fortunately, Mandrake had a rope ladder which, with the assistance of a small remote control pigeon, he was able to throw to Arona.

                      “Cool pigeon,” said Arona when she was safely onboard and appropriate introductions had been made. “Mr Jiboriums’s Emporium?”

                      “Indeed! it really is a wonderful place,” said Mandrake. “Now, stop all that fussing, you will mess up my whiskers.”

                      “I can’t help it. I am so pleased to see you, you cuddly old grump,” said Arona, ruffling Mandrakes head again. “Are those grey hairs I see?”

                      Mandrake snuffled and slapped her hand away with a paw.

                      “Do you care to stop all that nonsense and tell us what you are doing floating around in a hot air balloon?’

                      Arona rolled her eyes. She reached into her pocket and pulled out a key.

                      “I am looking for the doll which goes with this key,” she said.

                      #4641
                      F LoveF Love
                      Participant

                        “Cute pyjamas”, said Maeve helping herself to butter from the refrigerator.

                        Maeve didn’t need the butter any longer as she had discovered she could successfully substitute olive oil and the muffins were still deliciously fluffy. However she did need an excuse to enter Shawn Paul’s apartment. Emboldened by recent events, she was privately rather pleased with her recent brazen persona. The Maeve of a week ago would never have barged into anyone’s apartment without an invitation.

                        Not finding anything suspect in the refrigerator, except maybe some oranges which looked past their use by date, she scanned the rest of Shawn Paul’s apartment. It was then she spied the package, mostly obscured by old notebooks and granola cookie boxes.

                        “Find what you were looking for?” asked Shawn Paul. He had found his dressing gown under a pile of clothing on the floor.

                        “Yes, thanks,” said Maeve, brandishing the butter at him and wondering how she could get hold of the package without Shawn Paul noticing. “So, how long have you been a writer? Have you had anything published?”

                        A quick google search had not uncovered anything, but perhaps he wrote under a pseudonym. Best to give him the benefit of the doubt.

                        Shawn Paul looked awkward.

                        Or was it guilty? Maeve wondered. While she was pondering this, she had her brainwave. Some would say it wasn’t much of a brainwave really, or indeed, a brainwave at all. But it was the best she could do under the circumstances. And after all, she was now an intrepid investigator.

                        “Look over there!” she shouted pointing at the window and at the same time making a lunge for the dining table.

                        “What are you doing?” asked Shawn Paul. There was nothing at the window and now Maeve was taking his package.

                        “Um, I just adore granola cookies,” said Maeve.

                        #4636
                        TracyTracy
                        Participant

                          It had been a strange tale that Maeve had told her, and Lucinda had a feeling that her neighbour hadn’t told her the whole story. Surely, if one was going to enormous trouble to make lots of dolls, one would ask more questions about why the keys were being sent to particular addresses. But Lucinda hadn’t asked any questions, as she didn’t want to stop Maeve moving towards the door without the doll. If she had done there was a danger that Maeve would remember to take it. Lucinda had wanted to know why that Australian Inn was full of coachloads of Italian tourists, and wondered why Maeve had used the word wop to describe them. It wasn’t like her to be rude, the comment about her ears notwithstanding.

                          Granola, meanwhile, from her temporary current vantage point of the dreadlocked doll, was pleased to see that the doll had drawn attention. The misinterpretations were mounting up, but that didn’t matter at this stage.

                          “Do you mind?!” hissed the doll to Granola. “Can’t you see there’s only room for one of us in here, and I was here first!”

                          “Oh give over, a bit of merging never hurt anyone, least of all a cloth doll. Good lord woman, think of all the tapestry and weaving symbolism of it all!”

                          “Oh alright then,” the doll grudgingly admitted. “I feel a ton lighter since passing that dreadful key. Holding on to that made me feel constipated. If you’d barged in while I still had the key, it would have been a bit cramped.”

                          Lucinda was looking suspiciously at the doll. “What did you just say?” she asked, feeling ever so slightly foolish.

                          “I wasn’t talking to you,” the doll snapped back. Lucinda’s jaw dropped. Well, I never! Not only does the doll talk, it talks to imaginary friends.

                          #4616

                          In reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud

                          TracyTracy
                          Participant

                            names escape brought light
                            seems stories pleased
                            warm fox opened
                            popped maid prepared tea mother
                            wine later
                            hear bert pink city

                            #4600
                            Jib
                            Participant

                              (…)

                              The pigeons dove from the thirtieth floor’s balcony in an attempt to mimic the planes it had seen above, or maybe in an attempt to mimic the ultrabright advertisement that its mother’s mother had seen long ago. It had left an unalterable trace in that lineage’s DNA.

                              The pigeon that had seen at least one plane had been a pigeon, but when the pigeons dove and created a ripple, they didn’t leave a trace like the pigeons that had witnessed only the distant planes.

                              In the air, they were flying against the wind, while on ground they were falling along a riverbank.

                              “I guess they didn’t hear a loud noise because when they stopped for some distance they stopped and looked up, and what they saw looked as if they had died.”

                              In the future, those pigeons, who could remember the names of the buildings they had seen during the war, could join together and explore another world and its inhabitants were not like them.

                              On one of the banks of the river, a lone pigeon watched them from afar, and she looked at them with the calm of a mother on her child while saying,

                              “Please tell me something. If they are so brave, then tell me anything.”

                              She didn’t say any of the usual questions from a child, but she knew the answers in her

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