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    TracyTracy
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      “It’s the Interjection Intersection, TOOT TOOT coming through!” Baked Bean called gaily, holding her wine glass aloft as she squeezed through the crowd of revellers.

      “Gotta get some more of those Kwon Tum Fizz Sticks, TOOT TOOT! Coming through!”

      Baked Bean Barb was more than a little tipsy, but so was everyone else at Bea and Leonora’s Day of the Dead gathering. The Boulder Moving Party had had to be cancelled, due to the rain, but many of the guests had arrived anyway and the cottage was packed.

      Bea was still cackling madly and having a hoot with the guests into the wee hours, but Leonora was beginning to fade in and out. Sitting next to the woodstove, she closed her eyes, random snippets of conversations wafting through her mind interspersed with snatches of dreams.

      “…it’s the blanket prediction festival today…”

      “…they all say the same sling…”

      “…its The Absolute Sling!”

      “…not that there is some portals, or there isn’t any portals, not that it’s any predictions or any non-prediction, but you see, the watermelons are better than orange in the new energy…”

      “…cakes are great Bea, what are they called?”

      Yuki Buns they are, and that’s an Araili Tart…French recipe actually…the Armelle Caramel isn’t French though, dunno where….”

      Someone snorted with laughter and said “I had Ogean Porridge for breakfast this morning…”

      “…bloody porridge, man, you’re in Spain now, you should be eating Paella Patel…”

      “Fran Fritters and Baruch Kebabs for me, mate, I like Obarbecued best…”

      “…Kai Jon Prawns and Creole Opancakes…”

      Hoots of laughter: “…oh a mergence…”

      “…Frags Legs…”

      “Take one aspect of Araili and one eye of Oba….
      One pinch of Snoot…”

      “…a tablesnoot…”

      “…and a cup of glukenitch droppings…”

      “Not that much!!”

      “Here, have some banoonanawananas and badulnuts” Bea said, passing round a bowl of, well, banoonanawananas and badulnuts. “Anyone for Oonatchos?”

      All this talk of food was making Leonora hungry. She rubbed her eyes and made her way into the kitchen.

      :yahoo_pumpkin:

      #1191

      When the two strangers were gone, the silents observers were left with many new questions.

      “This was important for you to see,” finally conveyed N’meôrl to them. “Now,” he continued “let me bring you back to your own timeline, on that same location, many many years after these events; this will make it easier for you to rejoin your home. You will travel safely into my own awareness.”

      And as they had understood what was to happen, they all felt stretched around, and the scenery started to flow away like a purple sand dune moving under strong winds.
      Moments later, they were still on the Kandulim, though the scenery felt distinctly more focused than before.

      Leormn was back, at the place where the giant bird-like creature once was.

      #1186

      Arona was fretting.

      “Now, what is this all about? Can someone explain me? The purple sand is pretty, the green sky too, however it looks just like an insane dream from a deranged mind having abused smoke of robjane leaves.”

      Framing Irtak —who was having a funny pout on his face— the dragons Heckle and Jeckle were too busy considering with an amused attention the new form and energy field that their progenitor had taken.

      No words were spoken to answer Arona’s plea for answers, but answers were starting to come to them in the form of a bundle of energy which would be difficult to translate in a linear manner.

      They started to understand a few things. That for one, N’meôrl the Nirgual was not here by chance, at this place and time. Again, they had travelled far in the past of the history of their dimension, and events of great importance were in motion, that they were given to witness.

      At first, the flow of information they were having was like a stream they thought they had no control of, but as questions were forming they noticed that it was altering the flow which was then encompassing the answers to those questions.

      Like when Jeckle wondered if he and his twin had big birdies counterparts like this one to merge with, and got the following answer “No. For you are quite new essences fragments, and thus do not yet hold focuses in similar extent to your progenitor.”

      Arona was quite pleased by this new mode of getting answers, especially as she could visibly get the answers she was genuinely looking for, not those coming from questions she was only remotely interested in.

      N’meôrl was showing them also, that unlike him, they were not quite physically focused into that environment, and were not noticed by the small surrounding creatures like the little red scrabs crawling in the sand. They were mainly there to observe and draw their own conclusions, as soon some events would occur.

      As they’d finished absorbing the information, they started to notice a feeling of expectation in the air. N’meôrl conveyed to them that they would have to stay quiet in his peripheral awareness for “they” were coming, and he was on a delicate mission.

      :fleuron:

      Footsteps on the beach.
      A man approaching. He looks like Irtak and Arona, as if he had just come into this alien world from the same door they had taken. But he fails to notice them.

      He stays, facing the deep green waters of the ocean brushing the shore, as if expecting someone.

      A strange buzz starts to fill the space. A point of focused light the size of a pinhole appears in front of him, expands quickly with an elastic quality, and pops with a soft sound, revealing an improbably tall figure under a cloak.

      The man greets the new-comer with deference
      “Master Sinadron
      Jarvis, my good friend.”

      They start to walk on the beach at the unspoken invitation of the one with the smooth voice named Sinadron.

      “So, I’ve been told our little matter is going very well.”
      “Yes, very well, Master; I am deeply grateful for your intervention; without your help I’ve been told, my dear would not have been allowed to…”
      “Let’s not talk of such things any longer; it was such a delight to help two sweet young souls so deeply in love”

      Somehow, despite the words of kindness which are slithering with ease, the invisible witness got the uncanny feeling that they are but a deceptive fragment of the truth.

      “Now. Tell me”, the one named Sinadron continues in a mellifluous voice “Why have you called me for?”
      “The settlement you have suggested us to start on this land…”
      “Yes, I am aware, please go to the point instead of labouring things I am well aware of.” The voice had sharpened a bit.
      “I am sorry Master.”
      “Continue”
      “There is a growing dissent that…”
      “And from who that shall come?”
      “Err… I hear Pelorus has spoken to the Zentauras…”
      “Pelorus is but a nuisance.” The voice wasn’t asking for contradiction, though an imperceptible grin was floating on the half-hidden face.
      He continued “But I shall help you, once again
      “Master, you are too generous…”
      “Let me finish. I will provide you with more men and women, willing to start a new life under your command, to help you grow your settlement. There are a few slaves on the Duane, that place from where you come who will do great.”
      “Master…”
      “They will be there in an hexade. Make sure you stand your ground until then, even if that means confronting those nasty Zentauras.”

      And without waiting for the confused thanks, he disappeared, grinning widely.

      ÉricÉric
      Keymaster

        A non exhaustive list of Ancient Channeled Recipes

        • Glukenitch kebabs
        • Borgulm tart (also known as the Snoot’s tart)
        • Flynn and chips
        • Langoat Crumble
        • Horny Goatweed and Spam soup
        • Reindeer Pee Sorbet
        #1181

        “I told you, you shouldn’t have told them”
        “Shut up! You’re not even real, none of this is real…”
        “Well, I don’t know for you, but I feel real enough to be able to annoy you”

        Akita wasn’t sure if those hallucinations were due to the shock of the freezing temperatures of the Antarctica base, or to the medications they’d given them since the military troops had landed on the shores of that island to place it under strict quarantine. All of that was a bit fuzzy afterwards.

        He barely remembered how he’d been brought here. Someone had probably noticed the high energy vortexes occurring on the island, or perhaps someone in high places had been tipped about all the weird stuff that had occurred there. He couldn’t tell for sure.
        However, something strange had occurred. He had started to be able to see Kay, his spirit dog, reappear soon after.
        And that’s when everything started to go in a hellish downward spiral.
        Perhaps he shouldn’t have tried to convince the medics in the first place. Now he wasn’t so sure the dog wasn’t all but a figment of his imagination, which was all fine for him, but he had to know.

        “Has this… err… dog that you see speaking to you, has it ever told you anything you couldn’t have known yourself?” the medic had been asking him.
        That’s what had the doubts start to creep. Perhaps he was just another traumatized war veteran, like a few others, creating funny speaking critters in his mind to cope with the amount of trauma he went through. That would be quite possible.

        “Oh, come on Akita, you know I’m real, and everything we’ve gone through was real. Those friggin’ drugs they’ve given to you ain’t helpin’ you know”.

        Kay was right about that. He was slurring his words, and could barely stand on his own. They had to escape from here; real, unreal, it didn’t really matter; but he was sure of one thing; it wasn’t feeling good. Not feeling good in the least.

        Kay?”
        “What?”
        “I suppose you got a plan, you sly dog?”

        #1174

        Balbina had had a quite difficult week. Feeling cold, having trouble to find sleep, not even speaking of being unable to do the kind of out-of-body travel she had managed to do last time.
        She was almost starting to doubt she could redo it again.

        Of course, the relocation at her son’s cottage was a source of much change in her habits, and although he wasn’t at home most of time, she wasn’t really feeling like she was ‘at home’. Strangest thing really, as for the time she was at the hospice she wasn’t feeling as much an alien as in this cottage. At least, at the hospice, she was in a sort of neutral environment, some place where she wasn’t undesirable (would it be asking for too much to actually be desirable at her age?). Here, the environment wasn’t neutral at all; everywhere everything reminded her of her son: his books, the posters, even the dust on the coffee table was almost looking as though it was his own.

        So she had to adjust. Contort her energy to fit —to crumple herself!— into this place, as it would be likely she would spend quite some time here. She wasn’t asking for much really, as she wasn’t able to move from the bed he’d had installed in the spare room. Ghastly room, with a creepy wallpaper from a has-been era of the past days, year 2000 or close she’d guess, gaudy as it was… oriented to the south, with hardly bearable heat during the day. She would have loved to see the coast on the north, but instead, the only window was showing her the shade of the trees, and that ominous alligator-green mountain just behind.

        If she couldn’t project in her dreams as she managed to do before, she would soon either die of boredom or of heat. She wasn’t too sure which one would be the most painless and efficient.

        She pushed the button to have her bed roll a little closer to the window; once straightened up a bit, she was able to see the passageway to the mountain. She couldn’t explain why she didn’t like this mountain; it was quite beautiful; perhaps she feared to be lost and abandoned. All the more since she could feel so much presence in this environment. Unseen presence, and trickster ones too.

        She was tired, and yawned so much her tense jaw’s muscles ached.

        On the emerald path to the forest, a moving teal wisp of light caught her attention. Funny plays of light at this hour of the day. But the wisp was persistent, and it started to move towards her.

        “Good day Balbina!”

        The crazy rabbit was back again. And… she was sleeping? In or out?

        “In or out, smell my foot, it’s your choice, and matters not
        but be quick, and come forth, for Anita and her folks this wicked way come!”

        “The tune is set, the tunnel is close
        Of playfulness you’ll need a hefty dose”

        #1172

        After he sent his reply to Yann, Yurick took a deep breathe in appreciation of all that had been done the last past days.

        However tedious, all in all, it had allowed him to stay away from other people’s trauma, and stay focused on his own issues. Now, the feeling of the energy at hand was starting to become lighter. Like a thin ray of light poking through a thick layer of rainy clouds, announcing that the silver lining was more than just a consolation. It was announcing the sun to come.

        He took the book of stories that had been unburied (like his pleasure to write) from the bottom of the sofa’s cushions when they’d received hosts last week-end, and looked with amusement at the opening note about the “random quotes”.

        A strong sense of an inkling started to dawn at him.
        Thanks to the random quotes —or more appropriately said, to convenient synchronicities— “stuff” was never lost or buried in the insides of that ever-growing story, which was eating with gluttony at the edges of its expansion. Things were popping up here and there, reminding of old loose threads, or pertinent inclusions or links to be made.

        But there was more. He, for a long time, had thought that imagination was expanding things to make physical reality look smaller in proportion than it was. Like when they’d looked at Dory’s pictures, and everything looked so big on them. Even the mere thought of nine dogs was huge. But when they’d met her, and Dan, and the dogs, it was all so much smaller. Even seeing Dory manage her dogs made having nine dogs seem manageable.
        But the reverse was true: physical reality had its way of dwarfing imagination. Not so much making it smaller, but compacting it, making it fit in an unbelievably condensed and small space.

        Take that book. Thousands of words, billions of probabilities, endless threads and hundreds of characters, all packaged in a small stack of inked paper. The trick was that when you look at it that way, when you got that small stack of paper in your hands, it all seems so manageable; one starts to get accustomed to it, then fails to see the newness in it each time it’s opened to tell a story.

        Imagination is the true gauge of the vastness of the universe. It’s so easy to forget…

        #1169

        Antarctic Ocean, International subwaters

        Good job my dear ones! “ the voice of the Baron was echoing strangely inside the metallic hull of the submarine.

        In front of the screen, Pavel, Claude and Jarvis were sipping vodka martinis in celebration of their new crystal skull acquisition.

        “It’s got a really extraordinary quality.” Jarvis answered after a moment of silence “I’ve been starting to study the skull and it’s taking some sort of aquamarine colour with the pressure variations, it’s impressive. And it seems we’re attracting an unusual amount of cetaceans in our trail too…”

        “Fascinating! I can’t wait for you to bring it to me”

        “Baron?”

        “What?”

        “What do we do with your old friend?”

        Phoebe?”

        “Yes. We made sure she was properly treated, as per your orders, and she’s got access to the bare minimum so that she doesn’t play any trick on us.”

        “Good. Well, I suppose you can release her on any friendly coast of your liking. She is greatly able to go on from there, though she will probably not like having been outwitted in stealing abilities… Whatever. Do as I said, and don’t get too mollified by her apparent frailty, she’s tougher than she seems.”

        “Okay. See you at the meeting point then.”

        #1167
        ÉricÉric
        Keymaster

          a hotel room in Auckland, New Zealand

          Veranassesee closed her report silently.

          What a mess it all had been. Given the circumstances, she had acted with unbelievable self-possessed strength and wit.
          She had little doubt she would be fired though. The Confregation wasn’t exactly known for their blanket acceptance of excuses for people’s short-failures —or worse, for their lack of accepting their own responsibility. Quite the contrary.
          She would be expected to resign, and even the smoldering hot and sexy Agent Gabriele’s intercession wouldn’t be seen with a complaisant eye.

          “No matter…” She had managed to keep everyone she could out of trouble or certain death, and for that she was quite proud of herself. Even if her job was most of the time to actually make sure they would meet their death more quickly. Perhaps she was getting too soft for that job.

          The phone rang abruptly cutting her off her trail of thoughts.

          “Yes?” (…) “Mmmhhh mmmh” (…) “Okay. Fine. Thank you.”

          She would be presenting her report’s conclusions at the hearing tomorrow, and then would be free to go. Start a new life maybe; or get back to Mahiliki who was for now confined with the aircraft’s pilot in one of the Confregation’s detention centers for interrogation. They’d say it wouldn’t be long; they wanted to make sure no crucial information had leaked.
          She couldn’t really pity Mahiliki; he was cute… harmless in many ways; she was sure he would be out in a matter of days,… and unsurprisingly get back to his peasant’s life on Fikitupi.

          As for herself… that may be a whole other story.

          #1166

          Elizabeth’s strange new way of spoocking Ooglish was starting to become oorie.

          That is, until she found a recoonforting quote from Lemone, as usual:

          “You all notice a change in vowellness of your Ooniverse. Even those who are unaware notice a changing shift in vowellness. This is a new emergence into a wonderful vowellness that you have all agreed and decided to accomplish.”

          #1164
          TracyTracy
          Participant


            Becky looked at the pebbles in her hand and then looked up at the little jars of sand on her kitchen shelf.

            “Pompeii and Ville Franche, I’d like you to meet Grand Canyon, Valley of Fire and Zion” she said ceremoniously, and placed the little shard of black rock and the smooth taupe pebble on the shelf next to the jar of Zion sand.

            In her hand she still held the aquamarine quartz crystal. “You’re different” she said “And I’m not sure what to do with you yet.”

            The previous evening she’d found herself holding the sea green stone in her hands as she listened to an unexpected voicemail from Jane. As Jane sang the Sumari song, Becky had felt the crystal glow and vibrate. She wasn’t quite sure what it all meant, but somehow it seemed significant that these unexpected gifts — the aquamarine quartz, the pebbles from Pompeii, and the Sumari song of Creation from Jane — that arrived on the same day, were all connected.

            The second voicemail she felt sure was for SeanJane singing Molly Malone , and at the end of the voicemail, laughing.

            Becky smiled. Whatever it was, it felt good.

            “Aquamarine is excellent for the 5th, or communication chakra. It can help singers and orators get the full quality of expression by releasing emotions that get blocked in the throat.”

            “Well, what a coincidence!” exclaimed Becky. “Singing sync! That’s a good start”

            She returned to her research.

            #1159

            “You tempestuous fool” Becky cried and slapped Gayesh soundly across the face. “Don’t give me those unspoken looks!”

            Gayesh sighed. “Ah, the infinite pleasure I had in mind is naught but an elusive dream.”

            Elizabeth read the last two lines she’d been working on to her publisher, Godfrey Pig-Littleton.

            Godfrey snorted. “Elizabeth, really! You jest, I hope.”

            “Well, I was just trying to fit each of the four themes into one chapter, they all seemed to fit together so easily” Elizabeth replied. “Why not? Tempestuous, Elusive Dreams, Unspoken Looks, and Pleasure”

            “You seemed to have fit them all into two sentences, never mind a chapter. And your characters sound like characters in a play.”

            “Well they are characters in a play, Godfrey” replied Elizabeth.

            “Ham actors, that’s what I meant. Anyway, Liz” Pig-Littleton said with a slightly mischievous grin, “What if Gayesh doesn’t want his face slapped by Becky?”

            “What do you mean?”

            “What if Becky doesn’t want to slap Gayesh?”

            “Well, she will if I write it into the play, surely!” Elizabeth started to frown. She knew that once she invented her characters that they continued to exist in a reality of their own, being free to create their own realities in whatever probable dimension they found themselves in, but she had never really stopped to think about the ramifications of her continuing to write incidents into their lives.

            “Maybe Becky has moved on from where you left her last time you wrote about her, in a completely different direction” Godfrey continued “And maybe she doesn’t want to play along with your theme word game. I mean really, is it fair to make her? Maybe she was having more fun doing whatever it was she was doing while you weren’t even thinking about what she should do. Quite rude really to interrupt her just so that you could do your word theme games. Bit of a cheek, I’d say.”

            “Oh Godfrey, that’s easily explained” Elizabeth had remembered Probabilities, which was always a handy excuse in continuity disputes. “Another probable character will do what I write for them to do, there are probably hundreds of probable characters now, all going in different directions.”

            “Is that wise? Really Elizabeth, that sounds outrageously irresponsible. Hundreds of probable characters running amok, and you have absolutely no idea what they’re all getting up to.”

            “Well they’re not my responsibility Godfrey, for heavens sake!”

            “Well if they’re not your responsibility, then who’s responsible for them?”

            “Nobody is responsible for them!”

            “Well that sounds like a recipe for chaos if you ask me” Godfrey said with a sniff. “You’ve unleashed hundreds of probable Becky’s into reality, not to mention Leo’s and Bea’s….”

            “And Pig-Littleton’s” Elizabeth interjected under her breath.

            “… and Sanso’s and Dory’s” Godfrey, who hadn’t heard Elizabeth, continued to reel off the characters names. “I mean how big do you think reality is? The rate you’re filling it up with probable characters there’ll be no space left!”

            Elizabeth started to laugh. “Oh Godfrey, you’re a case. Ahahah! They don’t take up any space at all! Anyway, GodfreyElizabeth turned back to her notepad. “Listen to the latest chapter and tell me what you think:

            “You tempestuous fool” Becky cried and slapped Gayesh soundly across the face. “Don’t give me those unspoken looks!”

            Gayesh sighed. “Ah, the infinite pleasure I had in mind is naught but an elusive dream.”

            Godfrey Pig-Littleton was impressed. “Elizabeth, how perfectly you incorporated the four themes into one brilliantly short chapter”

            Elizabeth closed her notebook with a satisfied smile and yawned. Let them all do whatever the bloody hell they all want to, I’m off to bed. Plenty of probable characters available in the morning, waiting in the wings.

            #2030

            In reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud

            ÉricÉric
            Keymaster

              Some selected bits from one tag cumulo-cloud:

              — “Matter (is) dimensional energies realized”
              — “Expect Hector (to) surface, Rafaela!”
              — “Leonora gets (to) keep saying ‘play attention!’”
              — “Close rain, friend magic, hope water seeing”
              — “Far within thinking, Arona sort days, (her) hold gives human comments great meaning”
              — “Soon blue seconds, call straight (at the) door, met surely physical; notice move (of) essence (in) fat huge dreams”
              — “Universe appear (in) book story”
              — “Malvina line although familiar answered busy funny heading”
              — “Tina looked love taking lots question indeed”
              — “Word usually working (in) short shifting pooh adventure”
              — “Seems Armelle starting soft reason; strange perhaps (in the) middle (of) rolling help (one may) spot dragons’ truth past spider times”
              — “‘Tell inside reality’: three words step (to) creating”
              — “Becky, allow yourself finding single beautiful playing light, dear”
              — “Cloud impulse shall house explain surprised black connection”
              — “Cool trust(ed) friends, portal plane”
              — “Aliens coincidence next talking”
              — “Walking arms seem flight silence; stone creature sound already entered field (of) aware(ness); scene trip apparently given reading”
              — “Beyond rolled Theresa, lately cave telling unusual morning”
              — “Wortex large, merely Glo

              #1157
              ÉricÉric
              Keymaster

                “Companions, we should start an aaadventure!” Angela the White Goose stammered to her friends.

                Freaky the Ferret couldn’t help but notice the stammering which heard like a typing typo. “Speaking of which, it’s been weeks we haven’t got any news from Arky the Aardvark, have we?”

                “Go figure,… my bets are on an aliens’ abduction” said Weirdy the Weasel rather gloomily.

                “Don’t tell that!” Angela’s look of horror on her face was leaving her paler than the white of her pristine white feather —if that would have been possible, of course.

                “You know the aliens… Zey’ve started to move a few days ago… I heard the zoo-keeper tell about it” added Jobby the baby pygmy hippo with his most funny conspiratorial look.

                “And they brought in a big lady anaconda, it came yesterday from nowhere!” Angela chimed in.

                “Perhaps she knows something…”

                #1156

                “Hey, Leo, look at this here in the newspaper ~ my book’s being made into a movie!”

                “What book’s that then, Bea? Not that dreadful ‘T’eggy Gets a Good Rogering’, surely.” Leonora replied dismissively.

                “Oh they’re not calling it that for the movie…..”

                “Bloody good job if you ask me” Leo interrupted, and then exclaimed “OH!”

                “What?”

                “Book sync!”

                “Book sync? What book sync?”

                “I forgot to tell you, Baked Bean Barb called…”

                “Who?!”

                “You remember, we met her in that bar down on the coast awhile back, remember? We got talking over a few tapas ~ found we had some mutual friends back home and all…”

                “Funny how that happens, eh ~ small world, innit? So what did she call for then?”

                “Well, it’s the funniest thing, she said when she was rummaging around on the rubbish tip….”

                “Oh now I remember, you mean Baked Bean Barb! The one that’s lived in her Ford Fiesta for 15 years, and finds food in dustbins? That one? On the run, wasn’t she?”

                “That’s the one! On the run for 30 years because of that Baked Bean Incident that was in all the papers”

                “You meet all sorts down here, eh. So what did she call for?”

                “Well” continued Leonora “It’s the strangest thing! She said she found a book on the rubbish tip, which was in English, so she says she took the book ~ she reads alot you know, Barb does, even though she’s only got one eye. Dunno how she manages it really, her glasses are always so dirty…”

                “Will you get to the point?”

                “Hang on, hang on, I’m getting there….she found this book, right, so she goes back to wherever she’s camped up, you know, with the other travellers, all them old hippies on their way to Morocco for the winter I expect….”

                “We should go with them next winter Leo, might be fun”

                “I reckon it would Bea ~ well with Jose coming back soon from that island, we’ll have to go somewhere ~ anyway, as I was saying, Barb starts reading this book, she says it’s the most peculiar book she’s ever read, never read anything like it, she says, but she can’t put it down she says ~ well, you’ll never guess what!”

                “I can’t guess, Leo, I’m waiting for you to tell me.”

                Barb says we’re in the book!”

                “What do you mean, we’re in the book?”

                “We’re in the book! ‘Leonora and Beattie’ are in the book! Renting a finca from a ‘Jose’ and living in the mountains in Andalucia!”

                “You’re having me on!” exclaimed Bea. “I’ve gotta see this to believe it.”

                #1155

                Marvin Scrozzezi was thinking he should really start to find a more suitable title for the movie…

                Teri, one of the actresses he had in mind for the much desired role of Finnley, —in fact the actress, that he had almost wrote the part having her in mind— had refused to audition because of the script’s working title with that undignified ‘R—’ word (a hint to the reader, it’s not what you think)…

                He was thinking… French people had romantic and colourful ways of expressing the same thing… sweeping the chimney, leaking the leek… Argh… forget it…
                He wasn’t sure that “T’Eggy Finds a Big Butternut Squash” would be better either.

                He really sucked at finding titles.

                #1153

                “Don’t you think time is ripe, Ratirat?” Angela asked, turning to her friend Seth, the brown furred mouse.
                “None of us are ever equipped, for general purposes, to perceive reality in all of its forms.” Seth started in a squeaky voice.

                “That’s interesting” nodded Angela, though she would have been in trouble had anyone asked her to explain what she just heard.

                Seth continued in his unnerving high-pitched voice “The pyramid gestalts can do this, and we help the pyramid gestalts perform this feat.”

                “I second that” said Freako the black and white ferret.
                “Bloody good point!” Weirdy, the damsel weasel managed to say among the growing cacophony.

                “Don’t be zilly… I don’t zink people outzide of this zoo are ready for us” snapped Joppy the baby pygmy hippo.

                “Zwines!” grumbled Angela, innocently mocking Jobby’s strange accent.

                #1149
                ÉricÉric
                Keymaster

                  Georges and Salome’s journal

                  From Salome’s account of her introduction to the Turmak People (Part 2)

                  Once Cil and I arrived on the Murtuane the most obvious thing to be noticed was that the situation was of great complexity, with far-reaching potential implications.

                  There was this thing about the Murtuane which was not easily seen with the eyes —but somehow with appropriate shift of one’s attention could be felt to some degree. It was that this part of the dimension (this planet in simpler words) was acting like a form of capacitor which would help regulate the outbursts of energy in various directions of the dimension, namely the Duane —which was more diverse, and more versatile in its types of experimentation.
                  Usually, Cil had explained, most of the outbursts occurred on the Duane, and they were mitigated by the underlying presence of the balancing energies of the Murtuane.
                  Most of the inhabitants of the Murtuane were very peaceful beings, mostly due to either their shared telepathic and empathic bond (Children of Turmak), or else to their nurturing societal structure (Zentauras and Children of the Sea).

                  But here, something unprecedented had occurred on the farthest parts of the lands, near the Kandulim shores. A Daughter of the Sea, a representative of the Zentauras had explained, had broken her bond to the Sea to live with someone she had rescued. This in itself which should have been a private matter of the Race of the Sea had become also a thorn in the hoof of the Zentauras, as the couple had not only started to live on the Kandulim, but they also had come to rally more people around themselves, claiming a rightful place to live on their sacred soil.

                  The disruption didn’t suggest any foul-play from outside forces, yet Cil and I quickly got that feeling that there is more at play that meets the eye…

                  ( Part 3 )

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                  “Oh My God” exclaimed Bea. “I had a dream about the DOOR!”

                  “Oh, well done! The question is, did you remember it?” asked Leonora.

                  “As a matter of fact, Leo, I did!” replied Bea with a happy smile. “As a matter of fact, although I’m not too sure how factual matter really is, but anyway, I did remember the dream, and I wrote it all down.”

                  “Gosh, up early this morning, weren’t you?” asked Leo, who was sipping coffee at the kitchen table and watching the sun come up over the mountains through the open door.

                  “Oh I didn’t write it down this morning, silly! I wrote it all down last week.”

                  Leo placed her cup on the table and rubbed her eyes, frowning. “Wait a minute, let me get this straight…..”

                  Bea laughed ~ she was in rather a jolly mood, despite the early hour. “I had the dream last week, Leo, but I only just realized this morning that the dream was about THE DOOR

                  “So what did you learn about the door, then?”

                  Bea frowned. “Well I’m not really sure. But it seemed so significant because it was that scary door, you know, the dreams I’ve been having for years about that door in that bedroom that’s too scary to get near, never mind go through….would you like to read it? Maybe you can interpret it for me.”

                  “If I must” sighed Leonora “You better pour me another cup of coffee then and pass me those cigarettes.”

                  Leonora read from Bea’s Dream Journal:

                  I was sorting winter clothes out on an upstairs landing of a cottagey gabled house,
                  and decided to use the upstairs bedroom instead of the downstairs one.
                  The bedroom was a recurring dream one, gabled attic with dormer windows kind of room.
                  Then I saw the door and remembered this was the door I was always too terrified
                  in dreams to open; it was so scary that I always wanted to use this bedroom
                  but never could because of that terrifying door and whatever lay beyond it.

                  “Didn’t you do a waking dream and go through that door?” Leonora asked. “Oh, yes here is is…”

                  Remembering that I had done a waking dream and gone beyond the door once,
                  I marched up to the door, flung it open and strode through.
                  Suddenly an almost overpowering fear and dread stopped me in my tracks
                  but I carried on anyway.

                  “Oh, bloody well done, Bea! Good for you, girl!” Leonora could be a bit waspish at times, but she was a kind old soul underneath.

                   It was a bit like a old slightly shabby but once grand hotel foyer, high ceilings
                  (not the same as when I went through in the waking dream, which was then rows
                  of closed doors on either side).  The foyer opened out on the left into a large old
                  fashioned restaurant dining room, with one person over on the far side sitting at
                  a table.  I carried on straight ahead through opaque etched glass double doors
                  onto an upstairs outdoor terrace.  There was a city scene below.  On the left
                  was a shallow ornately shaped ornamental pool.

                  “Reminds me a bit of our trip to Barcelona, this does, eh” Leo commented.

                  “Yeah, I’m sure that had something to do with the gargoyle imagery” replied Bea.

                  A woman squeezed past me holding a small thick book and I knew she was
                  going to jump off the terrace which was several storeys up.  She collapsed into
                  the pool, writhing backwards, baring a flat white breast and dropping the book.

                  “Flat breast, hahah Bea, that weren’t you then, obviously, was it!”

                  Bea chuckled. “Not bloody likely! I reckon that bit slipped in the dream because I can’t find a comfortable bra lately”

                  “You and me both” replied Leo. She continued reading from the journal.

                  I picked up the book, and somehow ended up with two books, which seemed like guide books. I couldn’t hold onto the two books with the creature in my hand, which was weird, like a very heavy small furry grey reptile, or gargoyle.

                  “Maybe it was a baby dragon?”

                  “Don’t say that!” retorted Bea, who had a horror of dragons. “The thought did cross my mind too, though” she admitted.

                  I was holding it with one hand round its middle and the fat grey belly of it
                  was bulging out under my fingers.  It was unbelievably heavy for such a small creature
                  and I didn't want to hold it, so I passed it to a boy. (Twice I was holding the creature,
                  and twice I passed it to the boy, but I can't recall the other time)
                  Back inside the building, I followed the boy down a big wide staircase that
                  curved round to the right at a landing below.  I started to fall down the stairs and
                  knew it was because of the book that I was holding that the woman had been holding
                  when she collapsed into the pool, so I threw the book down the stairs to save myself,
                  and felt the tumbling down from the books perspective, although I stayed in
                  the same place, clutching the banister.

                  “Well I am amazed that you remembered so much, Bea! Going through the doors and finding the books reminds me of Jane’s Library you know”. Leo was starting to go into an altered state.

                  “Are you going into an altered state, Leo?” asked Bea. “Are you channeling Juani Ramirez again?”

                  “The creature, the gargoyle, was representing ‘a different species of awareness, of consciousness’” continued Leonora, as Bea hastily started taking notes. Leo wouldn’t remember what she’d said while she was channeling Juani, so it was essential that Bea record what was said.

                  “The weight was a marker to help you recall the creature, as well as being symbolic of denseness”

                  Bea couldn’t help making a snirking noise. Dense eh, she said under her breath.

                  “The door” continued Leonora “Is a signpost, a marker.”

                  Just then the phone rang, snapping Leonora out of the trance. Bea picked up the telephone, but there was nobody there.

                  “Pffft” said Bea.

                  “More coffee?”

                  #1145

                  “Listen to this, BeaLeonora said.

                  Bea looked up from her book “What’s that then Leo? I’m just getting to the juicy part where T’eggy gets….”

                  “Listen to this” Leo interrupted, and read from the book she was reading, “As a writer I feel free to do anything I please, investigating anything, saying anything…..as a writer I feel free to be psychic as a bird, do what I please and use my abilities psychically quite freely. When I think of me as a psychic I get hung up because I seem to be in the company of so many nuts. Writers may be as nuts as anyone else but it’s a nuttiness that doesn’t bug me ~ there’s no dogma attached…..”

                  “What on earth are you reading, Leo?”

                  “The memoirs of Jane Roberts” replied Leonora. “What a coincidence this is! I was just starting to think about writing some fiction, you know? Because when you write fiction nobody really questions what you write, it’s easier, somehow.”

                  “Well if it’s fiction you’re after, I can recommend T’Eggy Gets A Good Rogering, it’s brilliant.” replied Bea helpfully.

                  “Bloody hell, Bea!” said Leonora in exasperation. “I want to write tasteful enlightening fiction, wonderful stories with a moral and a point and a lesson ~ I don’t want to read the trash you read!”

                  “Suit yourself, you judgmental cow” replied Bea huffily. “And anyway, you haven’t even read it, so how would you know?”

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