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  • in reply to: The Eights’ Shift, Stories #2308

    Harvey had enjoyed tremendously the underwater experience with the air bubble blowing dolphins and orcas

    in reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud #2060
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      Whether whole energy certainly teleport
      laugh book fishes mused lavender
      give fiction reminded once word
      full class remarked eyes week cats

      in reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud #2059
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        Cleaning gave lack circle reality
        Under sudden strings essence saying morning soft
        Liked himself baby aspidistra case fine whole dark sha

        in reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud #2058
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          whatever characters
          thanks bloody
          somewhat hit thread
          everyone school
          girl continuity
          dead facts
          start details
          glor mad
          give professor
          wondering moment

          in reply to: The Eights’ Shift, Stories #2301

          That unexpected call from the Dean had put the Fisherman in abyss of perplexity.

          The fishes weren’t really his prime concern. He only needed to paint a little red nose on one of the cloud fishes to stir the others out of their unerratic routine. :fish: :yahoo_clown:
          The matter wasn’t really worth his coming back to the Worseversity, but he and the Dean knew better. If the fishes had snapped into that randomless routine, it was most probably a protective reflex to anticipate some trauma.

          Trauma hadn’t really been seen in ages —in fact, not even once since the Great Shift, which had been an orgiastic experience of trauma of all kinds for people prone to indulge into this emotional drug. The coincidence had not been lost on the two old men. Of all the Worseversity’s, there were very few true artifacts remaining from before the Great Shift; barely a handful of them. Most of the known artifacts were in actuality clever re-creations from older designs, but not the “real” thing. And for good reason actually; most of the laws of physics had changed since, and made almost all of the older designs broken and unusable.

          The pool was hiding one of these few artifacts that had mysteriously gone through the Great Shift without decaying. Furthermore, this very artifact was quite old, and signed by the visionary architect Rumbold the Pale boasting in carved letters which had once been golden, now mostly erased by the passing of times: “The real game is only played whence it started”.

          That fishy omen seemed so dire that it couldn’t help but put the Fisherman out of his lifelong passion questing for the great Trouts of the Universe.

          in reply to: The Eights’ Shift, Stories #2300

          Sha and Glo were looking at the Aerial Pond of Cloud Fishes in their blobby glowing spectral form.

          “A shame we’re dead… That school of fish is sure somethin’”
          “You’re thinking what I’m thinking Shar?”
          “Well, of course; we’re dead and psychic, bloody hell Glor!”

          Glor was glad that she was dead sometimes, and this was such a time. She’d found Sharon’s usual rude rebuking was far easier to handle in that state.

          “Well, I would love to dive in that pool too, like in that documentary…”
          “Exactamundo! Have the school of fishes eat dead skin and give it back its young fresh and peachy glow.”

          “I think we better find some quick way to get back in Shar…”
          “Not to bloody worry Glor, it already looks like our subliminal sex enticements have worked very well; would be a shame no one would get preggers with all that fornication going around!”
          “I’m starting to wonder what it would be like if that’s the nine-titted alien going first though… I’m told their pregnancy is quicker than human’s…”

          in reply to: The Eights’ Shift, Stories #2297

          Gremwick was glad the Fisherman had come to repair the Cloud Fishes of the Inner Aerial Pool of the Worseversity.

          It’s been a few days that he’d noticed an unusual lack of randomness in the swimming patterns of the little Cloud Fishes.
          As they were usually used for the divination courses, no sooner was the issue identified than the students had to temporarily recourse to the use of pigeons for their assignments —which sadly left a stinking trail of devastation on the usually pristine marble floors that greatly infuriated Charity, the cleaning lady, otherwise known for her great patience and candor, who’d kept cursing like a sailor against the winged demonic creatures the last past weeks.

          The incident in itself was not of immense consequence in the grand scheme of things, but it felt worrisome for the Dean that these swimming creatures known for their quite reliable and, yes, totally unfloundering randomness had suddenly decided to adopt a monotonous pattern.
          In that disposition, they were merely echoing the requester’s requests in a manner of a mirror instead of evoking strange and obscure meanings from the depths of the universe.

          It had amused the students very much, as it was making their assignments apparently far easier —there was no thing left in need of deciphering, unless the students’ requests were themselves incoherent, which could on occasion happen especially after the Special Crop Circle Lessons. As no incident was without meaning, the Dean had pondered this one, but without any satisfactory answer as of yet.

          At least, it had been the occasion to meet the Fisherman, and to ponder on the plainness of a world without unpredictability.

          in reply to: The Eights’ Shift, Stories #2295

          “To be perfectly honest dear, I wouldn’t be very outwardly lovely if I were to be honest.”
          “Another of your convoluted ways to say it’s rubbish” Lavender said with a smile “But that’s fine, you know. It’s also meant as a test of honesty… And as I’m not sure you heard it properly anyway, a little honesty wouldn’t have hurt you know.”

          But it seemed Harvey’s attention had already gone somewhere else. “Are you even listening to me?” Lavender said with a lovely voice practicing the delicate guttural accents of Sloopernoff, snapping back Harvey’s attention to the conversation.
          “Oh, you were speaking… I’m sorry, I’m starting to worry that Ann’s narcolepsy is contagious.”
          “Always the worrywort…”

          As they were talking surrounded by the soft dusty specks of the library (which every time annoyed Lavender quite extensively, as she wasn’t so fond of the taste of dust bunnies and didn’t see with the same eye as Ann the archaeological value of burying useful things in dust), Gremwick the mad Dean of the Worseversity passed by with a yellow sticker stuck to the back of his trench coat.

          “Looks like mad old Gremwick isn’t doing so good recently hey… Seems like he was droning about taking the students’ courses to check on their quality last time we heard of him…” Lavender looked empathetic.
          Harvey was smiling “If you ask me, he might just be wanting to know if the rumor of Prof Gubby’s nine nipples were true or only sheer fantasy”
          “I wonder which perverted mind’s fantasy it could be” sighed Lavender unimpressed.

          in reply to: The Eights’ Shift, Stories #2292

          BLING!”

          Yurick and Yann jolted up from the couch at the sound of the crashing pot.

          “What on Earth are they on about… again!”

          Their two new cats Eeckup and Eelas were practising their new hops and jumps, reaching for the topmost shelf of the cupboard, where the pot full of earth, and topped with the remains of a dying dry plant was put —they’d thought, out of reach of the little beasts. :cat_confused: :cat_happy:

          “You know what?” Yurick said after having vacuumed the remains of dirt on the carpet “it may sound a bit strange (perhaps completely nuts even), but I had the impression Eeckup was making something with the plants just before I surprised it…” :cat_happy:

          in reply to: The Eights’ Shift, Stories #2291
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            Meanwhile, Pr. Gub was preparing her new course in Artistic Making of Interdimensional Bleedthroughs (AMIB for short), which her alien origin made her extremely entitled to teach. The course was more commonly known as “Crop Circle Making” inside the Worseversity, and was quite a hit every year (and one could believe not only because of the mistaken association of ‘Crops’ with Special Crops :yahoo_hypnotized: ), so that only the most motivated and creative students could enlist.

            Aaeiulie Gub’s new design was done. Among copious sacred and profane geometric, she had chosen for it the overall shape of her favourite animal on this planet, a glaring glamorous owl. Now that the design was almost done (there was always a little leeway for improvisation every time, especially when the farmers wouldn’t like it), they would gather in one of the serene spots of the Worseversity’s park to manifest it in other dimensions…

            in reply to: The Eights’ Shift, Stories #2285
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              But Ann had already briefly fallen asleep in one of her bouts of narcolepsy she was well-known for.

              in reply to: The Eights’ Shift, Stories #2284
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                “Ahaha, in the dark broom cupboard with Dieter Jentz, indeed!” the cleaning lady couldn’t help but snicker with a raised eyebrow upon a pair of rolling eyes (quite a feat to accomplish one should add).

                in reply to: The Eights’ Shift, Stories #2281
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                  G3 (short for GGG, which was shorter for Good God Gordy) asked as if to himself “Anyone met the Fisherman yet?”

                  :fleuron:

                  Gremwick put down the Psychic Politics book he’d taken for his assignment, his five words written on a lemon coloured sticker:

                  Oof… here we go, “state — briefly — fisherman — library — pigeons”… There’s a bit of challenge here. he sighed, mostly uninspired.
                  “Perhaps I should have stayed with the easy words like ‘more, is, less, think, true’”.

                  :fleuron:

                  “Do you mean the Fisherman’s coming? How long has it been already?” Ann started to count briefly on her chubby fingers.
                  “Well, I guess if you’d be more assiduous in Pr. Rose’s class in bird divination, you’d found out that the pigeons’ flight was unmistakably precise on that matter.”
                  “I tried, believe me, I tried to pay more attention,…” Ann said, “but frankly, I prefer direct experience of the broom cupboard to the draughty corridors of the library…”
                  “Oh, I should say I’m a bit disappointed at you; I’ve always believed the state of dustiness would have been an incentive to you rather than a deterrent.”

                  “Don’t underestimate the incentive of detergent” Monica said almost mischievously under her breath.

                  in reply to: The Eights’ Shift, Stories #2268

                  The Cloud was indeed responsive and answered back in the echo:

                  “ Harvey Aspidistra told cloud must random
                  looked eyes message next dear Lavender
                  odd world seen wonder otherwise
                  attempt movements inner communications”

                  “Eerie, isn’t it how clear the communication seems to be in the silence,” Harvey couldn’t help but wonder aloud while sipping his tea.

                  in reply to: The Eights’ Shift, Stories #2267

                  Harvey nodded to Aspidistra when he told her:

                  “Has been the same cloud over and over… Ain’t it weird?… must be because the cloud’s random feeds on new inputs…”

                  “Oh look, it looked like it budged!”

                  Before their eyes, in the awkward silence, a slightly new message appeared like a new clue to their next adventures:

                  “dear lavender odd world seen wonder
                  otherwise attempt movements inner communications
                  Arona less escape later
                  nobody dream dancing god side needed”

                  in reply to: The Eights’ Shift, Stories #2266

                  Dear Lavender, there is something awkwardly odd to the World Clooh’d. It looks like it’s stuck to this one sentence, a thing never seen before.
                  I wonder what’s the special meaning of it, as there surely is a special meaning for it wouldn’t be the same otherwise:

                  “attempt movements inner communications
                  arona less escape later
                  nobody dream dancing god
                  side needed work
                  shar sort beauty strings thread reality”

                  But Lavender was oddly silent to Harvey’s pleading intonation. A long silence during which Harvey seemed to notice that she had changed her hair… She looked nice in mauve.

                  in reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud #2056
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                    attempt movements inner communications
                    arona less escape later nobody dream
                    dancing god side needed work shar
                    sort beauty strings thread word

                    in reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud #2055
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                      sam reality mark sharon talking mind jorid
                      order bea starting baby map open flooh
                      write side done jane circle feel past

                      in reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud #2054
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                        yourself answered stop patterns
                        ball sort girl sharon inner wish
                        often beautiful idea nil
                        perfect question arona dark map sign although

                        :fleuron:

                        self beautiful silly nut
                        simple green choose pig
                        change reading
                        knew past exclaimed
                        circle
                        sha following waiting soon
                        great beauty thought

                        in reply to: Strings of Nines #2636

                        On their way to the volcanic lands, Yann and Yurick had to smile when they saw a magpie drop with a bell-shaped curved on top of the cars. They knew it was a sign of their friend Finn, as the car in front of them was having FCK concealed in its license plate number. “Fellowship of of Continuity in Knowledge”… to sexy it up.
                        Of course, they didn’t even mention the dime a dozen 57’s who weren’t as subtle and spy-like in nature, and far more all over-the-place (as it should).

                        At that same moment, Yurick had the vision of a disturbing short-motion movie suddenly burgeon in his imagination with a daredevil magpie as a involuntary heroine.
                        In a sort of bizarre paralleling of Jonathan seagull, the magpie would plunge at high speed onto the cars of the freeway so as to discover the untold exhilaration and awe that the strange vehicles were certainly feeling speeding that way. In the end, she would only to discover bored-to-death commuters inside, probably in what would be her last glimpse of this world…

                        Somehow Yurick wondered if the exhilaration of the dog sticking its tongue out of the car was much of a big deal.
                        Sure it certainly seemed so from afar, perched high in the branch from above the madding cars, but inside… the experience was another complete different thing.

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