The deeply unhappy (younger) wife of President Lump. She finds solace in Indian food prepared by Norma and the love of her child, Barron (not necessarily by order of preference).

Barron is: The toddler son of President Lump and Mellie Noma, who appears extremely precocious for his young age and never short of mischiefs. He is in care of his two preferred aunties au pair, June and April. A demon from the Nine Circles of Hell, who appears to have been summoned to usher the […]

August Finest was born in Timboocto, California in 1975. He’s a Black veteran, well-spoken, and comes from a wealthy family from Philadelphia. Before he became chief of staff for the Beige House, he shunned a promising lawyer and political career which his family wanted for him, and enlisted in 2001. He served multiple tours in […]

April was born in Manila, Arkansas (close to Whisp), birth date unknown Her family’s origins is South-Asian. April is an aspiring artist, using her free time as a nanny to explore her art. She met June in 1999, while June was on the run from the police and broke into the household where April was […]

June (real name unknown) was born in Glasgow, Kentucky in 1957. She comes from a military family who used to move around a lot, hence, never really felt home in any place, and kept largely her distances with relatives. At a young age of 17 (1974), she eloped with her then fiancé and did a tour of […]

Norma (real name Noor Mary Chowdhury) : She was born in 1983 Bombay, New York from a family of devout Indian Catholics. Her name “Noor” means “Light”, but she had it legally changed to Norma, her usual nickname, after the attacks of 2001, to avoid snide remarks or suspicion. As a child, she wanted to become a […]

A museum cleaning lady, who helps an ancient mummy Elioct