“Are these the snooters?” “You mean, snow scooters Glo?” “Yes, snooters, that’s what I said Mavis, don’t be bloody snooty with me” “They’re jolly small, init?” “Don’t be silly girls, 250 pounds max weight it says! With us as light as air, even with that mop of hair, it’ll carry us to Texas in no time” “Texas? ... · ID #1218 (continued)
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Boothroyd

by Éric on January 4, 2026 in Saint Hoarders

Role: Keeper of the Grounds and reluctant exterminator.
Origin: local Gloucester stock. He has the weather-beaten face of a man who has pruned roses during the Blitz and mowed lawns during the fall of Empires.
The Vibe: Grumpy, earthy, and deceptively simple. He pretends to care only about mulch, but harbours a secret, steamy romantic soul.
The Vice: Helier’s Literature.
- Boothroyd is the number one fan of The Hoarder Vampires. He treats the smutty historical fiction as gospel (and erotica).
Current Mission: Descending into the flooded cellar armed with a musket, a spear, and a yellow inflatable dinghy to hunt the “Sewer Dragon.”

“Are these the snooters?” “You mean, snow scooters Glo?” “Yes, snooters, that’s what I said Mavis, don’t be bloody snooty with me” “They’re jolly small, init?” “Don’t be silly girls, 250 pounds max weight it says! With us as light as air, even with that mop of hair, it’ll carry us to Texas in no time” “Texas? ... · ID #1218 (continued)
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