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  • Frella opened her eyes. She felt rather woozy and very peculiar and it took her a moment to work out that she was sitting on the camphor chest in Herma’s shed with Herma and that awful Cedric Spellbind looming over her, their faces close and large. Too close. She looked from one anxious expression to the other. ... · ID #7518 (continued)
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Boothroyd

on January 4, 2026 in Saint Hoarders

Boothroyd

  • Role: Keeper of the Grounds and reluctant exterminator.

  • Origin: local Gloucester stock. He has the weather-beaten face of a man who has pruned roses during the Blitz and mowed lawns during the fall of Empires.

  • The Vibe: Grumpy, earthy, and deceptively simple. He pretends to care only about mulch, but harbours a secret, steamy romantic soul.

  • The Vice: Helier’s Literature.

    • Boothroyd is the number one fan of The Hoarder Vampires. He treats the smutty historical fiction as gospel (and erotica).

  • Current Mission: Descending into the flooded cellar armed with a musket, a spear, and a yellow inflatable dinghy to hunt the “Sewer Dragon.”

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  • Frella opened her eyes. She felt rather woozy and very peculiar and it took her a moment to work out that she was sitting on the camphor chest in Herma’s shed with Herma and that awful Cedric Spellbind looming over her, their faces close and large. Too close. She looked from one anxious expression to the other. ... · ID #7518 (continued)
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