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  • “Are these the snooters?” “You mean, snow scooters Glo?” “Yes, snooters, that’s what I said Mavis, don’t be bloody snooty with me” “They’re jolly small, init?” “Don’t be silly girls, 250 pounds max weight it says! With us as light as air, even with that mop of hair, it’ll carry us to Texas in no time” “Texas? ... · ID #1218 (continued)
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    “I’m stunning tonight, bitches! All eyes will be on me gorgeous silhouette, I bet you my fucking dick! No doubt I will be the chosen one.”

    “Stop dreaming Maurana Banana, you silly bitch. They’ll just be wondering what’s that motherfucker meringue wig doing on that fat lipped purple head of yours.
    And then they’ll see my outstanding new green lime dress and they’ll choose me ! That’s my turn tonight, bitch!”

    “Of course, bitch! They’ll think you’re a sardine and they’ll pick you for the barbecue. Behold, Terry Bubble, Queen of Sardinia!”, said Consuela Winny, the bearded lady in drags.

    The green queen gaped speechless, and for a moment the image of a giant sardine popped into Maurana’s mind. She burst into laughter, quickly followed by Winny. It was an exaggerated laugh which bore young male tones. The three friends were participating into the most famous annual competition in Marseille. Linda Pol’s Drag Race would determine the best drags to be part of the Screaming Queens.

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    • “Are these the snooters?” “You mean, snow scooters Glo?” “Yes, snooters, that’s what I said Mavis, don’t be bloody snooty with me” “They’re jolly small, init?” “Don’t be silly girls, 250 pounds max weight it says! With us as light as air, even with that mop of hair, it’ll carry us to Texas in no time” “Texas? ... · ID #1218 (continued)
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