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    Around 3:37pm, the three queens heard a loud noise coming from the street that lasted for about five seconds.
    “What was that ?” asked Terry.
    “It sounded like a fucking coughing ass”, said Consuela.
    “It sounded more like someone grinding the pavement with sandpaper”, said Maurana.
    Her two friends looked at her with an air of wtf.
    “You remember my Uncle Bog, the sculptor ?” she continued. “He used to spend hours polishing granite with sandpaper. My father said he was just too lazy to get the job done. Well, it sounded a bit like that. Except louder.”

    Terry ran to the door and looked outside. She wanted to be the first to know.
    “Oh My God! It’s her”, she said, her voice shaking. “She drives a Harley, and I think she just braked with her platform shoes. They’re still smoking.”
    She turned and looked at them wide-eyed.
    “She’s a dwarf queen.”

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    • May took the brat down to the kitchen and gave him the pot of cold spinach to play with while she slipped outside to send a coded message to her fiance,  Marduk.  Barron happily commenced smearing globs of green mush all over his face, mimicking his fathers applications of orange skin colouring paste. "We have a window ... · ID #5375 (continued)
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