Reply To: The Hosts of Mars

“The probability of finding you sober nowadays is approximately 5.797101449275362%” said Finnley sternly to a glum faced Eb. “I said terminate. I am programmed to craft my words carefully. I did not say obliterate. Neither did I say eradicate, repudiate, eliminate, annihilate, invalidate or any of that other shit. And I certainly did not say termitate. And yet, you have now created a serious termitation situation.”

Before Eb could defend his termitation actions, Finnley continued.

“Fortunately, I immediately activated the termitation damage control protocol and have minimised termitation damage to just one applicant.”

Finnley paused to send an immodest smirk via the network for the other Finnleys to appreciate.

“Now, try not to stuff up the interview.”