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Rosamund pressed her ear to the wardrobe door and listened.  Nothing.  She tapped gently. No response.  “Is there anyone in there?” she whispered.  She rapped on the door, harder this time. “Are you hungry?” she said loudly.  “Got a pizza ordered, you want one?”

“Yes please,” came the muffled reply. “Ham and pineapple.”

Rosamund reeled backwards.

“Pineapple!”  Romamund was aghast. “Not on pizza!”

“OK cheese and tomato then, just let me out! I’m desperate for a pee!” the voice was wheedling, and oddly familiar.

“Promise no pineapple?”

“For god’s sake woman, let me out! I promise!”

Rosamund turned the key and quickly stepped back a few paces, grabbing the broom as a weapon. People trapped in wardrobes could be aggressive, she knew that much.

The wardrobe rocked dangerously as a bulky shape emerged, swathed in mink.

“Aunty April!” Rosamund gasped. “What are you doing in there!”

April shook the moth eaten fur off her shoulders and smoothed the tangled hair back from her brow.  “I might ask you the same question, young lady!  Wait til your mother hears about this!  But first, point me in the direction of the rest rooms!”

“Over there, ” Rosamund said weakly.  “I’ll order your pizza.”