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  • #2983
    Jib
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      Aqua Luna’s duster was stuck in Cornella’s keyboard. She was still struggling to free it without paying too much attention to the screen. The red symbols blinking on the maps would have confused her, she would not have understood their meaning or the significance of the buttons she inadvertently pushed in her struggle. She has grown in the countryside, at a time where there was no internet available. She barely used her Oopia telepooh her daughter offered her a few years ago. The truth was she didn’t know how to take the call, even after her son in-law, showed her. Richard, that was his name. “He got the face’s name” she thought imagining the rag was a hair in his nose.

      “I got it!” she exulted, pushing unknowingly the key combination to lock the session again. She returned the keyboard to its former position just as Cornella arrived.
      “Oh! Thank you Aqua, you’re such a sweetie.”
      The cleaning lady who didn’t really understood English put on her talk-to-my-hand smile. And left the room. She would clean the other desks later, she needed a break.

      Cornella’s voice stormed out.
      “What the heck! There has been a breach in the artifact chamber!”
      But Aqua Luna wasn’t paying attention, it was like French to her. She was rather wishing she could taking one of those red limo to go back to her place. The Chicks always used them to go everywhere, but Aqua had to take the public transportation system. That wasn’t fair.

      She sneaked into the garage, not aware of the camera system or the alarm system. Tony, one of the chauffeurs was there.

      #2907

      Yann was proud of himself, he had answered his first phone call in Chinese.

      When they first arrived at the hotel, it was a wonderful and colorful place, all those reds and warm yellows, with well chosen touches of blue and green. The morning light was illuminating the lobby in a soothing way, it seemed as if it was gently brushing the leather of the armchairs and sofas. He noticed an old cleaning lady carefully sweeping the tiles of the floor one by one.

      “I love this place”, he had told Yurick. “It’s so peaceful, I feel energized.”

      The big smile on his face stayed there even when he first realized noone in the hotel could speak English or French, or even Javanese. Yurick was speaking Chinese after all.
      But Yurick was not always here. He had to go out for a meeting with a certain Lulla for work. And Yann desperately needed to call a taxi. So he plucked up courage and called the hotel management.

      “Ni hao [incomprensible Chinese words] ?”
      Did it really ended with a question mark ? Yann was not sure. “Ni hao”, he said. He was so concerned by the thought of his awful pronunciation that he missed what the person answered.
      “I number 447 (translated from Chinese). I wanting taxi.”
      “[incomprehensible] 47 ?”
      “No. 400, 40, 7.”
      “Ah! 447. You are the French guy. (translated from Chinese)”
      “Yes, French guy. I wanting taxi.”
      “Ok, [incomprehensible]. Ok ?”
      “Ok. Thank you.”

      He hanged up the phone with an artificial sense of trust. That, he had learnt in that country was primordial. You launched your rocket of desire to the universe and trust that it would all end up as you desired. With that philosophy you better be clear with what you wanted.

      #1295

      In reply to: Tales of Tw’Elves

      ÉricÉric
      Keymaster

        “Guess it was about bloody time I got back here” Franlise said, her feather duster firmly clutched in her left hand.
        The matronly black woman started dusting vigourously, sending myriads of half-written papers flying in the air.
        “My draaafts!” Elizabeth shriek was lost in the gusts of winds.

        “Bugger, bugger, bugger” the impromptu cleaning lady started to enunciate in a most perfect Queen’s English. “Nothing like some good buggery bugger to start the day and clear the lungs. And many a little makes a damn buggery mickle, isn’t that right darling?”. She said, striking a pilates pose in between the cleaning.

        Elizabeth stood aghast, not knowing what to say but a meek “Didn’t I fire you?” to which Franlise knew better than to answer with nought but a smile.
        Drawing a sharp letter opener from behind her back, she nimbly leaned toward Elizabeth, with all her white teeth glowing in the dark apartment where even the aspidistras had long gone dried up and wrinkled, their pots now no more than mere ashtrays.

        “Well, now, what shall we do about all that spider cobwebs you’ve got yourself wrapped in…”

        #2755
        ÉricÉric
        Keymaster

          #1747

          Mention of myopic and fishnets in the story, the day before I went on the laser eye surgery; on the metro, sitting right in front of us, a lady (speaking in English), with red glasses, a green and red flower patterned dress, and lime fishnets…

          #2311

          “I didn’t know you couldn’t swim, Lavender. Oh!” Ann exclaimed. “Lavender sync! I left one of mothers Yardley English Lavender soaps in the car, and it’s great for covering up the smell of smoke.”

          Lavender rolled her eyes.

          #2296

          Monica was asking Pedro about Pr. Moss last assignment. Everybody had been very impressed by his story teller talent and she wanted to know more about it. He was quite secretive though, and maybe it was because he was not a native English speaker, but nonetheless she wanted to know about some details.

          Before he could say anything, she felt an excruciating pain in her belly and the announcing signs of intestine problems…

          — Are you ok, asked Pedro? What was that strange noise?
          — Nothing! she eluded quickly. I need to go to the bathroom, excuse me.

          Another spasm almost made her fall on the ground.

          Damn Pr. Flipswitch! she thought, I shouldn’t have accepted to try the herbs he gave me after his herbal course.

          #2290

          Professor Gub smiled kindly at the young student. It was a common trait of the individuals in this dimension that they needed endless repetitions of information before they could assimilate it, and Prof Gub assumed that this was simply another example of the density of the inhabitants. It hadn’t occured to him that his words weren’t clear enough, as in his own dimension, the words were always accompanied by the clarity of the energy of the meaning behind the words.

          “The assignment is to explain the symbolic significance of a statue of Walter Melon with pigeons sitting upon it. “ he explained. “Simple and profound, lengthy and convoluted, the choice is yours.”

          Turning to Lavender, he asked “Are you understanding?”

          “Oh yes, thank you, now I am” replied Lavender politely. The student sitting next to her, the enigmatic and dashingly handsome Dieter had helpfully passed her a note with Prof Gub’s words translated into plain English.

          #2288

          “And anyone” continued Professor Gub “who hands in their assignment written in Slooperniff instead of English will be eligable for the draw for the trip to the Worserversity in September. Any questions?”

          :yahoo_bug:

          #2196

          I think Aspooh is too busy mourning her cat which she had embalmed and mummified to pay any attention to the piglet (it be).

          “Did you know that ancient Egyptians shaved their eyebrows in sign of mourn when the family cat died?”

          What do you think of “Cellar door” as a name? Some eminent linguist has proposed it was the most beautiful association of nouns in the whole English language…

          Now, Lavender was puzzled; why in the name of all the angels’ choir, Harvey was speaking of nun associations? Soon he’ll be talking of peanuts at that rate…

          This whole Shifting business was definitely taking its toll on uncanny understandings…

          #1278

          Salome was recalling her first steps on the Murtuane as she was fondly turning a small pale greenish stone into her palm. The stone was smooth, with a milky shine and had a diffuse warmth.

          It was carrying many of her memories of this time. She’d taken it from the shores of the Kandulim that first night, taking the rough stone as something to cling on, and firmly grasp, to bring herself back to her own senses, and drown her fearfulness and disorientation in the strong presence of feeling alive.

          She’d kept it for a while, and then had started to learn how to use stones to encode certain information. Of all the shiny crystals that she could have used, she’d preferred to keep the rough unpolished stone because of its genuineness.
          Encoding it wasn’t as easy as for more regular crystalline structures found in more precious stones, yet it was almost as if she’d wanted this one to bear the mark of her mastery at this art.

          She wasn’t very educated, and had not seen much of the Earth, but she had known at once that this place where they had docked the dinghy after that epic escape from the Sultan’s palace wasn’t like anything she could have found on Earth. Somehow, even her own body had begun to reflect that alien-ority to her.

          The stone was showing her scenes she had conveniently let slip away from her current focus. As she was seeing them, appreciation was overflowing her heart. It had taken her a while to get accustomed to this place and eerily enough, despite that lack of familiarity, she’d had a knowing that she was meant to be there.

          Her thirst of discovery was as immense at that time —not that it was less at the moment, but the contrast between her ignorance and the things she knew she could access had been stark and bitterly felt.

          She couldn’t help but smile at the scene of her past self learning to read and write. When Madame Chesterhope had taken her under her wing in her schemes to approach the Sultan with a worthy price, she had begun to learn from her a modicum of English language, but she would never have dreamt of learning how to read.

          And there, how ironic that the first place she would learn that, of all the many languages she would learn over the course of their explorations with Georges, was a place from another dimension, with a language she only started to feel she could utter the sonorities of.

          It was no mistake Leonard had brought them here first. Now she was thinking back, reminiscing this period of time, she recognized how much she loved the languages of the Turmakis. For her, it was as close as “home” a foreign culture could be called.

          #1156

          “Hey, Leo, look at this here in the newspaper ~ my book’s being made into a movie!”

          “What book’s that then, Bea? Not that dreadful ‘T’eggy Gets a Good Rogering’, surely.” Leonora replied dismissively.

          “Oh they’re not calling it that for the movie…..”

          “Bloody good job if you ask me” Leo interrupted, and then exclaimed “OH!”

          “What?”

          “Book sync!”

          “Book sync? What book sync?”

          “I forgot to tell you, Baked Bean Barb called…”

          “Who?!”

          “You remember, we met her in that bar down on the coast awhile back, remember? We got talking over a few tapas ~ found we had some mutual friends back home and all…”

          “Funny how that happens, eh ~ small world, innit? So what did she call for then?”

          “Well, it’s the funniest thing, she said when she was rummaging around on the rubbish tip….”

          “Oh now I remember, you mean Baked Bean Barb! The one that’s lived in her Ford Fiesta for 15 years, and finds food in dustbins? That one? On the run, wasn’t she?”

          “That’s the one! On the run for 30 years because of that Baked Bean Incident that was in all the papers”

          “You meet all sorts down here, eh. So what did she call for?”

          “Well” continued Leonora “It’s the strangest thing! She said she found a book on the rubbish tip, which was in English, so she says she took the book ~ she reads alot you know, Barb does, even though she’s only got one eye. Dunno how she manages it really, her glasses are always so dirty…”

          “Will you get to the point?”

          “Hang on, hang on, I’m getting there….she found this book, right, so she goes back to wherever she’s camped up, you know, with the other travellers, all them old hippies on their way to Morocco for the winter I expect….”

          “We should go with them next winter Leo, might be fun”

          “I reckon it would Bea ~ well with Jose coming back soon from that island, we’ll have to go somewhere ~ anyway, as I was saying, Barb starts reading this book, she says it’s the most peculiar book she’s ever read, never read anything like it, she says, but she can’t put it down she says ~ well, you’ll never guess what!”

          “I can’t guess, Leo, I’m waiting for you to tell me.”

          Barb says we’re in the book!”

          “What do you mean, we’re in the book?”

          “We’re in the book! ‘Leonora and Beattie’ are in the book! Renting a finca from a ‘Jose’ and living in the mountains in Andalucia!”

          “You’re having me on!” exclaimed Bea. “I’ve gotta see this to believe it.”

          #1107
          TracyTracy
          Participant

            “Watermelon produces an effect similar to that of Viagra, researchers say. A slice of juicy watermelon contains citrulline that can trigger the production of a substance that relaxes the body’s blood vessels. A similar effect is produced when a man takes a Viagra pill.”

            “Well, that might explain a few things” thought Becky.

            “However, the vegetable is not so organ-specific as Viagra…..”

            “Hmm, I wonder if that would explain the butler’s preposterous breasts ?”

            #1705

            In reply to: Synchronicity

            Jib
            Participant

              I had a few syncs today too… not mentionning all these pooh stuffs…
              well yes I had a pooh synch today, I was to go to the drugstore to update my vital card (dunno how to tell it in english, but it’s a card that have some information about individuals concerning their health and stuffs…), I walk right with my left foot into a big shit… a funny signal to bring to my attention that I was not paying attention.
              That’s for the pooh synch…
              After that, I read that you mentionned pee in some comments… well I had a pee sync too when going to another drugstore this noon just before I came back home for lunch… there was that paper with a cutie pic of a Gibbon, and it mentionned the HURO project… uro being also a prefix for pee…
              When I got home I had mails from my parents… and they told me they had a new car (just for the record, the old car was red, the new car is… grey) and they had sent me the dvd of their wedding with a pic of my mother in wedding dress on the front…

              When I checked my emails, my father had sent me pictures of my mother in front of the new car… and she was holding a plush Gibbon in her hands :)) I may put the pic later.

              So many synchs :D

              #716
              F LoveF Love
              Participant

                Tina and Becky hooted with laughter over the wedding images

                oh great wedding, not that I remember any of it, but thank god it is over! gasped Becky when she had stopped laughing.

                Good grief! is that Sean? asked Tina.

                #1686

                In reply to: Synchronicity

                Jib
                Participant

                  Hahaha so many comments on the morning when I wake up!!!
                  I had a few synchs this morning, the first was with a dream in which I was seeing the number 533 and I was laughing as it was a combination of 53 (me) and 33 (Elias)… and I realized people couldn’t understand it :)

                  Well this morning, when I opened my mails, I found 2 mails, one was posted at 5:33 !!!
                  And the second one was posted at 9:21… I thought of Francie and as I called her Finn yesterday when I YM’ed her, I was surprised by her last comment in which Finn was speaking…
                  And in the mail (the 9:21 one), the subject was : “The biggest dog”… and when I opened the attachment it was a powerpoint document speaking about the dog of Mr FLYNN, that was an English mastiff and was called Hercules, just grew bigger and bigger from his birth on…
                  Apparently this is a hoax , but I thought the synch was really fynn ;))

                  #1684

                  In reply to: Synchronicity

                  ÉricÉric
                  Keymaster

                    In addition to Francie’s comment about Pashi and Pasha, I found out that in English, Pascha (Πάσχα) is also one of the names of Easter (like in Paschal lamb), in sync with Tracy’s comment with Lupercalia’s sacrifice of goats today…
                    Apparently, in Greek, πασχαλιά (paskalia) is “a more downy flower” as it means “lilac” or “syringa”…
                    Would Pashi’s essence color be lilac? :p

                    #701

                    I must be talking to an angel Yurick thought, as he was feeling the presence of the lady he had seen in his dreams a few times before. Her presence was remarkably soft, yet, she was unmistakably here, like a loving sisterly figure. Yurick could see at times streaks of a shimmering blue-green halo when he was thinking of her, and this morning, walking in the underground corridors, as he was humming and thinking of this angel, his gaze landed on a movie poster, with beautiful women profiles. None of these profiles had attracted his gaze at first, but a name. Salomé.
                    Then only, the poster slowly began to unfold itself into focus around that name…
                    The women were beautiful and seemed to be like beams of a multitude of variations from a single energy essence, like some traditional Avalokiteshvara (Kuan Yin) representations.
                    The title of that movie was “Les Femmes de l’Ombre” (Women of the Shadow), and that “Salomé” he had seen was the name of the director… How interesting symbolic information…

                    While she reminded him not of the Salomé of Wilde’s play, but of another biblical figure, the Salomé of the New Testament, follower of the Christ, and likely sister of Mary, Yurick decided he would call that gentle feminine presence “Salomé”…
                    A woman of the Shadow. For now…

                    #1631

                    In reply to: Synchronicity

                    Jib
                    Participant

                      And a new sync with your last comment Tracy :D

                      Yesterday evening a friend came home and he had an interview in London today… in English and Avram asked for the English name of “perroquet” which is parrot :))

                      #1616

                      In reply to: Synchronicity

                      Jib
                      Participant

                        Great it works now :)) earlier today it wasn’t working, error 500!!!
                        and it’s 14:53 that’s again a demonstration of my great power ;))

                        well a few synchs… since a few days, we are having with Eric synchs with the name Fletcher, related to Fletcher, the chief of the mutineer in the bounty…
                        there is also Jessica Fletcher in a TV series, who’s a novel writer… like crime books and so on… I don’t remember the name of the series in English but it’s “Arabesque” in French. (Murder, She Wrote In English)

                        well yesterday I was looking for something… I don’t remember what it was and only the synch :))
                        I found that a new movie called Fletch would be created, and apparently Fletch is a series of books, about a man called Fletch , well actually Irwin Maurice Fletcher… who’s a journalist.
                        What I found funny again was that the writer created a spin off of the series of books after the introduction of a character named Flynn :))

                        In the first movie the actor George Wendt plays Fat Sam ;))

                        Well that’s all about Fletcher.

                        Going to work this morning, as we moved to a new building I took another way… and crossed a Celine Robert Street :)) and a Massue Street (massue is a club).

                        I found that funny :p

                        #1416
                        Jib
                        Participant

                          et glou et glou et glou et glou

                          or in japanese

                          ikki ikki ikki ikki

                          :yahoo_laughing:

                          Unfortunately I don’t know it in english… could it be gulp gulp gulp ?

                          >:D<

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