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  • #2546

    In reply to: Strings of Nines

    ÉricÉric
    Keymaster

      These past few months away from home had been the occasion for a great deal of introspection.
      For one, indulging fully into that somewhat frowned upon habit of his, regarding peanuts, had allowed him to gain a great deal of understanding and acceptance as well. Now his daily ration had dramatically decreased and he didn’t fancy as much as he used to the little round things.

      Another thing that Godfrey had noticed was the reorganisation that had taken place in all aspects of his life, and to be perfectly honest, his life was still a bit messy in places, but he was slowly getting there. How could a publisher publish anything of common interest without a bit of presentation, henceforth order?

      Ann wasn’t too keen on the “O” word —especially when doubled— and surprisingly it always managed to give good results so far. So perhaps now he was settling down, and she was getting her own flamboyant creative juices all ablaze, they would manage to get somewhere. Or anywhere, for that matter.
      A Tramway to Elsewhere was Ann’s debut novel, and had made her known to Godfrey. It was a brilliant short story about three tourists lost in a huge hotel in Europe, and trying to get an easy escape to Anywhere. And by some uncanny and hilarious succession of events, they were led nowhere but to Elsewhere.

      Now, something else was giving him a strange feeling. He didn’t know if that was because of the lack of peanut oil in his bloodstream (or the accompanying whiskeys for what was worth), but he was starting to get slightly paranoid.
      He didn’t know where he’d got the idea, but he started to suspect the cleaning lady to not just be a cleaning lady. She was doing her best to keep a low profile, but somehow she wasn’t that good an actress. A thing that started his suspicion was that name… Franlise, eerily reminiscent of the obnoxious yet efficient Finnley in Noo York. Elizabeth had told him they’d suspected her for a long time to have inserted some paragraphs in Elizabeth’s novels, especially the most torrid parts that would have made a pimp blush like a nun. What had saved the cleaning lady was that in addition to being rather forgiving, Elizabeth suffered from frequent strokes of forgetfulness and bipolarity which made the investigation difficult if not moot altogether.

      But there, Godfrey was rather surprised at Ann’s sudden interest in continuity. He’d known of a covert organization known in the milieu as the Fellowship of Unification and Continuity in Knowledge.
      Over the years, the hearsay had amounted to just a few deranged people, but recently there had been an increase in mentions of such nature in reports of the Guild of Authors. Strangely, there was less and less books that were published which had not an impeccable sense of continuity.
      In a way, it had been perceived at first in literary circles as a blessing for the authors who had not to contend with fans and geeks of all kind who were hunting down each and every detail to prove or disprove unsaid theories. But Godfrey was starting to see some not so perfect points in that. It would be like wanting to string together all the eyelets of your shoes even if they do not belong to the same shoe (or the same pair of shoes). Soon, you’d be embarrassed to find a way to walk without looking like a penguin.

      Anyway, though all allegations made as to the existence of such secret organization had been mostly derailed as utter nonsense, he couldn’t help but find some inexplicable appeal to them as sound explanations for all the glitches he kept noticing.
      He would carefooly spy on Franlise.

      #2514

      In reply to: Strings of Nines

      TracyTracy
      Participant

        The Le Hoot triplets had just arrived from the Nest Dimension and were quietly aclimatizing to the new environment. They were well camoflaged against the pine tree branch, Sprack had done a good job as usual with the expedition planning, his noteworthy attention to detail and vast knowledge of Pulmonia was second to none.

        Sprack unfortunately hadn’t forseen the lungquake occuring so soon after the Hoot’s arrival, however. When the pine branch first started to tremble, F’Loot, who was perched on the outermost position, almost lost her footing. Luckily K’Yoot managed to hold onto F’Loot, while M’Yoot maintaineed a firm hold on the pine trunk, saving them all from an embarrassing and potentially disastrous fall.

        The Le Hoot’s had been sent to Pulmonia to locate all the Lost Eggletons and return them to Ovadonia for debriefing and eventual retirement, with instructions to locate all missing Eggletons, whether they be dead, alive, melted or cooked, or miscellaneous parts thereof.

        As the ground started to shake for a second time, M’Yoot spotted the terrified yellow Eggleton clinging desperately onto a gravestone, beads of chocolatey sweat spattering the cold grey stone.

        M’Yoot tugged K’Yoot’s wing in alarm, pointing wordlessly at Amarilla. K’Yoot in turn nudged F’Loot, who almost lost her footing again. There was an almighty roar as the ground heaved and split.

        As the Lost Eggleton screamed and disappeared into the heaving bubbling goo, the Le Hoot triplets sprang into action.

        #2506

        In reply to: Strings of Nines

        TracyTracy
        Participant

          Yoland was disgruntled. Despite not worrying about money, and regardless of generally feeling abundantly lucky, several large bills had inexplicably all come at once. And then, as if to underline her feeling of losing control, her car skidded badly while she was slowing down for a speed control bump, causing her to career over it at full speed. Rather shaken, Yoland frowned, wondering where she was going wrong. Suddenly she felt a million miles away from ease. Change your energy, she said to herself, but she couldn’t remember how to. She managed to make it home relatively unscathed, and then one of her big dogs accidentally trampled on the new puppy. His squeals of pain as he held up his leg made her even more determined to change her friggen energy, and change it fast. Sheesh, she said. Pfft.

          #2177

          In reply to: Closing up

          ÉricÉric
          Keymaster

            Started a new thread, so that people who weren’t comfortable re-using our previous characters can use it for that purpose, as there were quite a few synchs with the stories at the Kryon event in Madrid — the mad doctor and the beauty treatments (he even did some dancing in a sort of leotard that might have been as close as a tutu as he could allow himself to wear ahahah), magpies sightings, the translator was named Roger, there was a lady named Peggy (probably her real name was T’Eggy) and we managed to have Geoffidoo say “watermelon” (we’re expecting Tobidoo to do the same at the next monthly event)… and also met Pedro the Universe

            #2176

            In reply to: Closing up

            ÉricÉric
            Keymaster

              Speaking of the cloud:

              learn non mostly managed — strong piglets process / warm listen girl — reality let start others thought — unexpected longer story growing waiting escape

              #2231

              With a side glance at the random words written on the fridge, Harvey was starting to get another slipstream of weirdrom (weird and random) information.

              Earth escape; whole asked environment similar — Friend forgotten work, thinking moving! Managed recently whatever known questions — dogs ones myself physical energy

              Now, did this Earth escape had anything to do with that recent quest of Philodendron for a FTL travels equipped island…

              #2191

              I don’t remember dreams at all unfortunately, she confided, her voice lowered. But, on the bright side, the DMT I have been taking is helping me to see aliens and little people.

              Her close friend Harvey Norman, circus performer and proxy dreamer in his spare time, nodded distractedly, not really listening. He was more concerned at that moment with investigating any visible damage to his precious nose. Freakin heck! a freakin oven! what would the producers come up with next?

              Oh you know what! she continued, unperturbed by Harvey’s lack of attention. I’m pregnant! I’m so excited. I have a name picked and everything. I am going to call it Essence. The Fellowship said I could pick it up next week!

              Oh yeah? The Fellowship said next week? That’s pretty cool. Didn’t know you were after a baby. They are a bit hard to come by now aren’t they? So who is the father donor?

              None other than the great Col Umbro himself! She smiled proudly, anticipating the effect her words would have. She was not disappointed.

              Wow! Col Umbro! The Zebra! Harvey stopped the investigation of his nose in order to shake his head in disbelief. How did YOU manage that?

              Oh, well you know last week when I had that interview with Ann Tattler? you know, the crazy author who doesn’t write any more, just listens?

              Harvey noodded and roolled his eyes disparagingly. Used to be Elizabeth right? yeah sure, who hasn’t heard of her… so, go on …

              Well, HE was there, and he suggested I ask him some questions, you know to assess my suitability for the position. Somehow, by some freakin miraculous fluke, I managed to get the questions in the right order .. he is a bit obsessed with the whole order thing …. but I didn’t know that till after … so anyway, he was so impressed with my obvious brilliance that he offered to father a baby for me!

              Harvey, rendered momentarily speechless, shook his head again. He had never had much time for babies himself, although appreciated that some people were into
              them.

              Yeah, I know what you mean, she said, reading his thoughts. Actually I am not sure if I have really thought it through. I might have got caught up in the whole thrill of the moment thing … to be honest, I don’t know if little Essence will fit into my lifestyle. I am supposed to be going to Asgard next week …

              Asgard? Really, can you still get through? I thought the bridge was crumbling?

              oh really! bugger! … Oh but anyway I am thinking of giving little Essence to my cousin Aspidistra. She is such a funny old thing with her strange glowing skin. A little baby to care for could do her the world of good.

              #1279

              With the flood of water that was spilled on the land after the crash of the plastic-wrapping-the-now-melted-iceberg-ship dragged along by the strong pull of the engine for miles inside the lands, a huge pool had started to form that began to gather animals around.

              The blessings of the fresh water was in fact such that, not long before they managed to have their feet back on terra firma, the three valiant musketeers Sharon, Gloria and Mavis with their chivalric Akita and his faithful spirit dog Kay were surrounded by the most diverse fauna they’d been seeing in days.

              — Lookit that! Can ye believe it?!
              — Zebra, zebra,… ZEBRA!
              — What’s up with your underwear Glor’?
              — Zee-bras, no bloody brassieres! See?!
              — Well, no bloody wonder, it just looks like the Serengeti
              — What bloody gothic serum?
              — Jeeze, Serengeti! In Tanzania… Africa, the land of the Maasai, bloody Lake Victoria et cætera
              — Oh, you don’t start getting that snotty tone again…

              Leaving for a moment the ladies at their cultural talks, Akita went for a walk with Kay, looking for some clues on how to get moving in this faraway place. He’d hoped to reach Egypt and the Suez Canal to get the ladies back to Europe, but obviously the single-use strange iceberg-ship was planned for Africa, and not much further.

              Kay always had most puzzling associations to bring up in their conversations. “Well,” he’d say “besides all these blue bulls isn’t it funny that the zebras are a variety of indigo’s…”

              “You’re a funny dog”, Akita told him “what is that supposed to mean?”
              “Obviously it’s an analogy…”
              “A bit too bloody subtle” Akita was starting to talk awfully like the ladies…
              “Zebras are symbols for a people who have a funny way of blending in… Or actually to not blend in. They’re symbols of the weirdos of your societies. Affectionately said, of course. I do consider you and your girlfriends a bit on the weirdo side by the way…”
              “Well, that’s nice… I suppose?”
              “It’s all symbols, and it’s dream-time, so pay attention dear one.”
              “If you say so” Akita said with a shrug
              “It is not uncommon to find in dream interpretation books some funny sentences like

              Dreaming of zebras running fast indicates you are interested in fleeting enterprises. If you dream of a wild zebra in its native environment, you might try a pursuit that could bring unsatisfactory results. Beware of those with multicolored stripes.The Everything Dreams Book

              “Now,” Kay was continuing his near-monologue as they were still walking “what is that supposed to mean; if that were a dream you were dreaming, would you use that one-fits-all approach to interpret that zebra dream?”
              “Who cares, really, it’s not as if I’m dreaming anyway…”
              “Of course, you’d know better; but anyway, that brings me to the multicoloured zebras. There are children who have started some years ago to manifest en masse on this planet with different views, a wildly different approach on life. People around your world have started to label them “indigos”, another shade of blue if you will. I wouldn’t be so circumspect in my dealing with funny coloured animals, if I were you…”
              “I’ll be damned if I understood a word of what you just said… Perhaps you’re right and I’m dreaming after all…”
              “You can say that again.”

              #1927
              TracyTracy
              Participant

                On the subject of other focuses I had a blinding revelation in the
                kitchen last night. As usual with my blazing flashes of illumination,
                they are hard to form into words, and when I do try to get them into
                words, they look so screamingly obvious, like D’uh, you mean you
                didn’t realize that yet? LOL

                Anyway, the moment was far clearer than the following words, but I
                managed to get a few words out in chats to Eric and to Dawn which I
                snipped together:

                (bearing in mind that the focus directs so the question
                of ‘directing’ essence is another choice of puzzle peice of the
                individual puzzle game at any moment)

                To connect to an individual focus is but a baby step towards being
                able to comprehend the interconnectedness of everything that you
                create and that it is all in fact you. (beginner stage as it were,
                keep it manageable)

                You draw to yourself parts (focus points/other focuses of All that
                is) of the whole that are at that moment useful.

                All of the characters in the story I write, for example, are my
                focuses in a manner of speaking, as are all the characters in
                anything I bring into my world my focuses if I choose to _see for a
                moment from their focus view point_. Adding another focus is an
                analogy in a way for adding another focus or point of view to mine.
                Dividing the actions of adding focus viewpoints into sections is
                useful in order to comprehend the scope of possible actions, but only
                initially, and as more actions are experienced objectively, the
                sections and labels become limiting and confining. (but they do keep
                it manageable to some degree)

                Everyones puzzle game is their own, and the same puzzle piece (or
                other focus) for one, would fit equally well into a completely
                different puzzle game of someone elses because all of the surrounding
                puzzle peices of each individuals puzzle game are created in each
                moment and are chosen for their relevance to that moment. Likewise an
                individuals puzzle game is a new one in each moment and the puzzle
                peices are interchangable within the same puzzle game, depending on
                their relevance to the moment and the chosen surrounding puzzle
                peices.

                And on the subject of trusting, doubting, confusion etc:

                We are here shiftING, not shiftED, this is what we are choosing.
                With the variety of viewpoints we have, the shifted and the unshifted
                and the semi shifted, there is always something new to notice from
                yet another new perspective. Why not get really enthusisatic about
                the ride itself instead of planning how to float through it with the
                least fuss ~ it’s more fun on the helter skelter with it’s many
                perspectives and view points than on the mill pond for those of us
                who choose shiftING.

                At least now we know that what we dont know is there to know.

                #2036

                In reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud

                ÉricÉric
                Keymaster

                  Sanso job apparently facility times (ahah!)
                  tree late awareness completely :yahoo_daydreaming:
                  managed Liz lost focus feeling (oops, did I confuse Tracy with the last Oohs and oohs?)
                  next Balbina window busy writing (okay, keep that in mind :office: )
                  suddenly escape :balloon:

                  #1217

                  It took Akita a few minutes to come back to himself, and a few more to make sense of the situation.

                  At first he thought a huge six-eyed hairy creature was staring at him, but then the blur started to dissipate and he recognized by order of appearance, Sharon the divine, Gloria the brave, and Mavis the eloquent.

                  — Shtttt! He’s coming back!
                  — Are you okay? How many fingers do I have?
                  — Oh, shut up Glor, we’d better be quick before they all come back from lunch; rather carry him on my back than having to eat their bloody penguin grub once again!
                  — Oh, all my fur for a few scones with a cup of Earl Grey!

                  “Mmmm…” Akita managed to say “Where on Earth did you get those expensive fur coats? and why are you keeping them under your blouses?!”… “And where was Kay when he needed it?” he asked to himself.

                  “Oh, bugger it” shouted Sharon “no time for explanations, let’s move now! Chop, chop! Glor, you take the snet and the ropes, Mav’ all the watermelbombs you can get; and don’t blow yourself up; I’ll take Akitoo. To the snow scooters’ hangar! Now!”

                  #1205

                  Frankly, Elizabeth didn’t know what had prompted her to start this little fable about talking animools.
                  It seemed so ridiculoos, and yet, she couldn’t help continuooing.

                  She sighed a breathe of relief thinking of all the amount of twooddle she’d written in the past and managed to boost into best-sellers. Of course, that was probably thanks to the commercial genioos of dear ol’ Bronkel. She may have been making a dear mistake in firing him just because Piggy Sooffleston (she couldn’t even write his name prooperly) had a catchy name and a nice smooking suit.

                  “Always the troolloop you little devil”, she chuckled to herself.
                  “But now, look at this… The critics will lacerate me if I can’t make it more appealing… I can’t really resort to that old soox trick again; it will all start to look a bit oosy; ahhaah, oozy poosy, she was funny…”

                  Let’s see what Lemone had to say for tooday:

                  It’s all what the plumbing part is about actually; why it feels significant to me now: it’s the connective aspect…

                  It was in his last inspirational work “Tools for the Cooties” and it had the wooirdest drawing together with it. Something looking like a woman’s broo, or a piece of white plastooc ploombing… She would have preferred some coonnected watermeloons instead…

                  Oh this one looks better; her to a Tooh!

                  Modesty is when you know you are perfect, but you never go further than telling that.

                  #1195
                  ÉricÉric
                  Keymaster

                    “So, any of you noticed Becky Pooh at the party ?” Al asked Tina and Sam on their way back to their place, waiting patiently for a gondocab in the crowded chilly night.

                    “Jeeze, with this temperature, they probably will have to get the gondoskaters earlier” Tina managed to say, blowing some air in the hands of her costume. “Well, I’m not sure, though there was some distinct feeling that she was around” she said, going back to the question.

                    “I don’t know why, but I had that distinct feeling that she was a time-travelling goose” Sam said when their eyes asked about his impressions.
                    “Well, sounds daft like her, if she tried to pop into that fat lady under the white goose costume with the big watch pocket at the hall” Tina said with a chuckle.

                    “Don’t laugh at those pop-ins,” Sam said ruefully, “They can really be something!”

                    Al chuckled with Tina as he was remembering Tina’s uncanny knack for projecting herself temporarily into unsuspicious Lewis-Writton-bags spy-ladies.

                    “So a goose, eh… why not after all…”

                    #1194
                    ÉricÉric
                    Keymaster

                      “Barry the White Bear is the last person having seen Arky the missing Aardvark “ Mlle Mongoose reported back to the team of worried animals.

                      “And did he say anything more?” Angela Goose asked, interrupting busy-looking Mlle Mongoose in mid-sentence.

                      “Well, if you’d let the Director speak, perhaps we could hear what she knows” said Freaky the Ferret.
                      “Don’t be zo mean to Angelipooh” Jobby the Hippo said compassionately “You know poor Angie is zo buzzy with Baba Yolanda coming over”
                      “Who?” asked Weirdy the Weasel distractedly
                      “Baba Yolanda the Loon !” answered Angela with a hint of exasperation “You’re not paying attention my dear? I told you ages ago she’d be coming this week to the Zoo to spend her winter here… I figure it’s getting too difficult for her in the wild given her age.”
                      “Well, I hope it’ll be better this time; last time she came, she left you in a pretty bad shape, it took us months to get you back on your feet. It should be time for her to get over that old ugly-duckling complex…”

                      “Ahem”, managed to say Mlle Mongoose who was however following the discussion with great interest
                      She continued “As far as Arky is concerned, perhaps you should go see him yourselves. You’ll probably get more from Barry White than I did; He’s bearing the management a grudge since we decided to raise the temperature of his room because everybody around was catching colds after colds.”

                      “Oh, great… my time of hitting the spotlight has finally come, and I’m stuck with dear ol’ Baba Yolanda” sighed Angela Goose.

                      #2155

                      In reply to: The Story So Far

                      ÉricÉric
                      Keymaster

                        Tikfijikoo Island (continued)

                        (see this comment for previous part)

                        Mahiliki comes crashing down the island (with the pilot) having Veranassessee dumbfounded and speechless.

                        Rafaela leads Paquita and Jose through their dreams into acceptance of their facial conditions, and out of the island’s experiments through a secret passageway underground.
                        As well, Anita leads her parents away from the island, through a tunnel, thanks to the intervention of her favourite team of “invisible” essence friends. She bids Akita goodbye as he’s drawn to the impromptu fiesta by Mavis and tells him he shall see his spirit dog again.

                        Meanwhile, Sha and Glo discover some strange hairiness side-effects to their absorption of honeycomb.

                        [Fast forward a few weeks later.]

                        Apparently Dory and young Becky who were going to Tikfijikoo discover the island is placed under quarantine.
                        All clues indicate the vortex activities, cyclones, and mad spider experiments have put the international security at risk.

                        Veranassessee is reporting the situation at the local headquarters of the Confregation (likely to be fired), while Mahiliki and the pilot are under scrutiny to check their stories…

                        We find the three divas, Sharon, Gloria and Mavis with a little more hair, but not less slickness, in a military hospital on nearby Antarctica. Akita was brought there too, in solitary confinement because he pretends to be a WWII soldier and to be guided by a speaking dog (which is all real of course, but you never know). They soon plan to escape.

                        Madame Chesterhope, who was unwillingly rescued on the submarine of captain Pavel is placed in some sort of detention.
                        Meanwhile, Claude has visibly gotten back to Jarvis who had managed to get the crystal skull amidst the island’s confusion. They now both are on the submarine, toasting on the success of the operation of crystal skull’s retrieval.

                        Balbina, an old lady living in the future timeline in Venezuela (same timeline as Anita and her parents) is moved to her son’s home, nearby old caves were she expects Anita and her parents may soon resurface.

                        #1174

                        Balbina had had a quite difficult week. Feeling cold, having trouble to find sleep, not even speaking of being unable to do the kind of out-of-body travel she had managed to do last time.
                        She was almost starting to doubt she could redo it again.

                        Of course, the relocation at her son’s cottage was a source of much change in her habits, and although he wasn’t at home most of time, she wasn’t really feeling like she was ‘at home’. Strangest thing really, as for the time she was at the hospice she wasn’t feeling as much an alien as in this cottage. At least, at the hospice, she was in a sort of neutral environment, some place where she wasn’t undesirable (would it be asking for too much to actually be desirable at her age?). Here, the environment wasn’t neutral at all; everywhere everything reminded her of her son: his books, the posters, even the dust on the coffee table was almost looking as though it was his own.

                        So she had to adjust. Contort her energy to fit —to crumple herself!— into this place, as it would be likely she would spend quite some time here. She wasn’t asking for much really, as she wasn’t able to move from the bed he’d had installed in the spare room. Ghastly room, with a creepy wallpaper from a has-been era of the past days, year 2000 or close she’d guess, gaudy as it was… oriented to the south, with hardly bearable heat during the day. She would have loved to see the coast on the north, but instead, the only window was showing her the shade of the trees, and that ominous alligator-green mountain just behind.

                        If she couldn’t project in her dreams as she managed to do before, she would soon either die of boredom or of heat. She wasn’t too sure which one would be the most painless and efficient.

                        She pushed the button to have her bed roll a little closer to the window; once straightened up a bit, she was able to see the passageway to the mountain. She couldn’t explain why she didn’t like this mountain; it was quite beautiful; perhaps she feared to be lost and abandoned. All the more since she could feel so much presence in this environment. Unseen presence, and trickster ones too.

                        She was tired, and yawned so much her tense jaw’s muscles ached.

                        On the emerald path to the forest, a moving teal wisp of light caught her attention. Funny plays of light at this hour of the day. But the wisp was persistent, and it started to move towards her.

                        “Good day Balbina!”

                        The crazy rabbit was back again. And… she was sleeping? In or out?

                        “In or out, smell my foot, it’s your choice, and matters not
                        but be quick, and come forth, for Anita and her folks this wicked way come!”

                        “The tune is set, the tunnel is close
                        Of playfulness you’ll need a hefty dose”

                        #1167
                        ÉricÉric
                        Keymaster

                          a hotel room in Auckland, New Zealand

                          Veranassesee closed her report silently.

                          What a mess it all had been. Given the circumstances, she had acted with unbelievable self-possessed strength and wit.
                          She had little doubt she would be fired though. The Confregation wasn’t exactly known for their blanket acceptance of excuses for people’s short-failures —or worse, for their lack of accepting their own responsibility. Quite the contrary.
                          She would be expected to resign, and even the smoldering hot and sexy Agent Gabriele’s intercession wouldn’t be seen with a complaisant eye.

                          “No matter…” She had managed to keep everyone she could out of trouble or certain death, and for that she was quite proud of herself. Even if her job was most of the time to actually make sure they would meet their death more quickly. Perhaps she was getting too soft for that job.

                          The phone rang abruptly cutting her off her trail of thoughts.

                          “Yes?” (…) “Mmmhhh mmmh” (…) “Okay. Fine. Thank you.”

                          She would be presenting her report’s conclusions at the hearing tomorrow, and then would be free to go. Start a new life maybe; or get back to Mahiliki who was for now confined with the aircraft’s pilot in one of the Confregation’s detention centers for interrogation. They’d say it wouldn’t be long; they wanted to make sure no crucial information had leaked.
                          She couldn’t really pity Mahiliki; he was cute… harmless in many ways; she was sure he would be out in a matter of days,… and unsurprisingly get back to his peasant’s life on Fikitupi.

                          As for herself… that may be a whole other story.

                          #2029

                          In reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud

                          TracyTracy
                          Participant

                            A moment later she fell in the pool, slipping on some loose change. The part had been a free for all, and her host had alot to answer for. lots of drinks had been given to the grey goat and mavis didn’t give a shit. she meant during the days that followed to find salome, to be able to find some meaning to the story about leonora. It was a fine day for a plane ride she thought as she waited in line feeling excited until she noticed a red working lamp advertising love, but she never noticed how much easier it was during the news. The finn connection had her smiling as she thought to try creating calm and stay present and breathe as she looked around and noticed her arms were far from normal. suddenly shhe was walking away. the goat forgotten but wrick managed to save the library which was full of fresh air known only to sri who was to sort it all out although he laughed about the wood fire of the 19 planets and she was behind herself all the way

                            (oops, said Bea, I forgot to indicate which of the words was from the word cloud and which were mine. Oh well, never mind….)

                            #1153

                            “Don’t you think time is ripe, Ratirat?” Angela asked, turning to her friend Seth, the brown furred mouse.
                            “None of us are ever equipped, for general purposes, to perceive reality in all of its forms.” Seth started in a squeaky voice.

                            “That’s interesting” nodded Angela, though she would have been in trouble had anyone asked her to explain what she just heard.

                            Seth continued in his unnerving high-pitched voice “The pyramid gestalts can do this, and we help the pyramid gestalts perform this feat.”

                            “I second that” said Freako the black and white ferret.
                            “Bloody good point!” Weirdy, the damsel weasel managed to say among the growing cacophony.

                            “Don’t be zilly… I don’t zink people outzide of this zoo are ready for us” snapped Joppy the baby pygmy hippo.

                            “Zwines!” grumbled Angela, innocently mocking Jobby’s strange accent.

                            #1147

                            :multimedia:
                            Norm! NORM!!” Sue Flay shouted. “We’re filming the garden scene now, where are you?”

                            But Norm was nowhere to be found. He’d stumbled upon an unexpected problem while filming T’Eggy & Phlynn with Sue Flay ~ a problem too embarrassing to mention, and one he could hardly keep a secret, given the nature of the P Movie. He’d managed to excuse himself during the last scene, feigning illness, but what if it happened again today?

                            “You’re focusing on what you don’t want again, Norm.” The voice made him jump. He’d thought he was alone in the treehouse, he thought no-one would find him hiding there in the leafy depths of the spinney, high up in the foliage. He looked around, wondering where the voice was coming from.

                            “You haven’t generated me physical, Norm, but you can if you wish” the voice said.

                            “How do I do that?” asked Norm.

                            “Allow, that’s all” the voice replied.

                            “Oh what rubbish!” Norm said in an agitated whisper. “What stupid advice!”

                            “Ha ha ha! As you wish, my friend” replied the voice, sounding rather amused.

                            “If you hadn’t just given me such stupid advice I might have felt more inclined to ask you for some advice about this awful problem” Norm whispered crossly.

                            “Are you asking me for advice or not?”

                            “Well if you’ve got anything USEFUL to say, then say it!”

                            “If you go down to the garden today,
                            You’re sure to have a surprise.
                            There’s a herb growing there and you don’t have to pay,
                            It’s growing in front of your eyes.
                            The magic you see is everywhere
                            It never runs out of stock
                            Go down to the garden, if you dare….”

                            “I asked you for advice, not a daft bloody poem!” Norm hissed.

                            “You wish to be hard as a rock?”

                            YES!” spat Norm in frustration, blushing furiously. What’s the friggen garden got to do with it?”

                            “There’s a herb in the garden called Horny Goat

                            “Oh PulEASE…..” Norm rolled his eyes.

                            “Horny Goat Weed will do the trick.
                            And straighten up your droopy…”

                            ENOUGH! Good Grief, I get the message. What am I supposed to DO with it, roll in it? Eat it? Smoke it?”

                            “It matters not, my friend. That’s the magic of it all. You can choose any method”

                            “Are you sure about this?” asked Norm, who was willing to try anything at this point. “How do I know I can trust you?”

                            “Ha ha ha! Trust youSELF, Norm!”

                            “Who are you anyway?” Norm asked suspiciously.

                            But the voice chuckled and faded, leaving Norm in a quandary in the treehouse.

                            “Oh bugger it, I may as well give it a go. I can’t stay here forever, and anyway, I’ve run out of cigarettes.”

                            Norm climbed down the tree and marched over to the the film crew.

                            “Oh THERE you are Norm!” Sue came rushing up to him. “What perfect timing, we’re breaking for lunch.” She gave Norm a spontaneous hug. She really was rather nice, Norm thought, smiling at her.

                            “Would you like some soup? We put lots of fresh herbs in it from the garden.”

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