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    Sometimes, you have to go underground to uncover the truth.

    Rukshan thought it meant taking the new underground carts once only.

    Frankly, he’d preferred to travel through the familiar Shadow Maps, the ones Dark Faes like him could draw, that would give them access to a secret parallel world of mist and phantoms, shadows and secrets. It was the true world the Faes originated from, long ago, in a time before history.

    It wasn’t used much nowadays, most Centenial Faes having lost the capacity, or the interest in the place, leaving only bitter unsavoury people creeping there, spying on secrets, and trading in for favours, while being too afraid to leave the known parallel world, too afraid that if they left it, they’d lose the way back.
    For Rukshan and a few in the Queen’s lineage, the place was still more or less of a familiar dwelling, a winter residence of sorts, for when solace and retreat was required.

    Only the Shadow Maps weren’t safe any longer, something had crept along the lay lines and was lurking at every corner, keeping guard at most of the known entrances and reporting to some unknown power.

    Few moons back, Rukshan was still meditating in the Shadow world, not very far from the work at the cottage, which he could hear at times through the thin dimensional walls, when he came across Konrad. Konrad, another Fae from the Old Houses, one with a heavy secret. “I’ve hidden her from him” he told him in short broken sentences. “His daughter, Nesingwarys, she is hidden for now, but He’ll be looking for her, once He recovers, and she won’t be safe. He can’t find her, I have to protect her, she holds power to bring his reign of terror back.”

    Truly, it didn’t make a lot of sense, but it had picked his curiosity. Rukshan left the other Fae to his apparent madness, but wondered about the coincidence. That Garl, the name Konrad gave to the dark fallen monarch, according to what he could piece together, seemed to have been vanquished or disappeared about the same time they’d all managed to repel the Shadow in the Forest.

    He would usually have left it at that, but then, a few days later, started to realize something was wrong in the Shadow world, and that this very something was growing.

    “And now, I’m stuck in an underground cart crammed full of people to go to the city. And they call that progress…”

    A bearded guy smelling of piss and wine, was doing acrobatics with his crutches and what was left of his left leg. He was looking at people with a half-toothed grin and a blissful face while muttering things Rukshan couldn’t figure. His face reminded him of a thespian he’d known. Rukshan couldn’t shake the feeling there was message in that. When the underground cart dinged to announce the Grand Belfrey Station, Rukshan was relieved to finally be out for fresh air. Magnificent craftsmanship he would say to the gnomes in charge of the tunnels, but really, underground cart wasn’t his thing.

    #4595
    ÉricÉric
    Keymaster

      “Finnley, pssst!”

      The maid looked tersely and visibly annoyed at the lanky unkempt guy with the crazy eye.

      “Do not bloody psst me, Godfrey! I’m not your run-of-the-mill hostess, for Flove’s sake.”
      “Alright, alright. Come here, and don’t make a sound!”

      Finnley clutched at her broom, which she’d found could make a mean improved nunchaku in case Godfrey’d forgotten proper manners.

      “Don’t sulk, dear. What I’ve found here is nothing short of a breathrough – pardon my typo, I mean of a breakthrough.”
      “Oh Good Lord, spit it out already, and I mean it metaphorically. I haven’t got all day, you know,… places to clean, all that.”
      “Look at that!”
      Godfrey handed her a pile of typed papers.

      “Well, what’s about it? It does look a bit too neat and coffee-stain free, but the style is unmistakable. Long nonsensical babble, random words and characters, illogical sentence structure and improbable settings… That’s all you have psst ed me for? Another of some old Liz garbage novels?”

      “That’s it! Isn’t it genius?” Godfrey looked at Finnley with an air of sheer madness. “You know Liz hasn’t written in years now, nothing fresh at least. You’ve be one to endlessly complain about that. Something about needing the paper to clean the window glass.”

      “Of course I remember.” She paused, considering the enormous improbability that had just been hinted at. “Do you mean it’s not hers?”

      “Ahahaha, isn’t it brilliant! This is all written by a clever AI. I’ve called it Fliz 2.0 !”

      Finnley was at a loss for words. She didn’t know what was more terrifying, the thought of another Liz, or of an endless inexhaustible stream of Liz prose…

      Godfrey looked pleased at himself “and to think it only took Fliz 44 minutes to spit the entire 888 pages novel!”

      #4589
      TracyTracy
      Participant

        The old woman picked up the box of giraffe shaped cookies from the supermarket shelf. She looked at the box wonderingly, bemused at why she’d chosen it. She almost put it back on the shelf, but a couple of tears had rolled off her nose and onto the package. She put it in her basket, sighing. She couldn’t very well put it back on the shelf now, not with her snot all over the box. What did it matter anyway, she thought, sniffing. Now that the Ministry of Transport building had burned down, what did it matter.

        “Is everything ok, love?” The old woman looked at the kind expression on the woman’s face, and started to sob. “Oh dear, whatever is the matter?” Maeve asked, noticing the giraffe shaped cookies illustrated on the damp packet.

        “It’s the terrible news!” the old woman replied. “The Ministry of Transport! That beautiful old building! Such a testament to man’s ingenuity! Gone, all gone!”

        “But it’s not the only one though is it?” replied Maeve, wondering if the old dear was a pew short of a cathedral. “I mean, there are others.”

        The old woman pulled her arm sharply away from Maeve’s gentle hand on her shoulder and glared at her.

        “How dare you say that! There’s nothing like it, anywhere!” and she strode off up the aisle, angry steps making a rat tat tat on the polished floor. Her outrage was such that she forgot to pay for the giraffe shaped cookies, and marched right out of the store.

        Jerk, who was watching from a security spying monitor, sighed, and heaved himself out of his seat. The one thing he hated the most about his job was apprehending decrepit old shoplifters. I bet she smells of cat wee and rancid cooking fat, he mumbled under his breath.

        “Oh hello, Jerk!” Maeve intercepted him on his route to the main doors in pursuit of the aged thief, noticing his disgruntled expression. “What’s up, you’re not upset about the Ministry of Transport building too, are you?”

        Nonplussed, Jerk stopped for a moment to consider the unexpected question, giving the elderly shoplifter time to hop on a bus (that symbol of man’s ingenuity) and make her escape.

        #4587
        ÉricÉric
        Keymaster

          Fabio, Maeve’s pekingese, didn’t seem startled when Granola popped into the squishy giraffe toy. It wasn’t the first time it’d seen ghostly apparitions around Maeve. Quite the contrary in fact, Fabio explained to the squishy giraffe after spitting it out on the kitchen floor, where Maeve was finishing her cleaning duties.

          She couldn’t help but pick up the toy and give it a good clean. Most of the colors had already faded, but she couldn’t part with it. It was the favourite toy of her first dog, and it was bringing up many memories.

          “Thanks for the bath, darling” she squished the toy making it talk.

          She looked at the dog “it’s time for your walk, isn’t it? Let me change, and we’ll go to the store, I think we’re short of butter for the cookies.”

          #4563
          TracyTracy
          Participant

            “Enough of all that nonsense!” exclaimed Liz, who was brimming with enthusiasm, a bit like a frothing glass of cava. “Now then, Finnley, pay attention please! I’m calling a meeting to be held this evening for ALL of our story characters. I’d like you to make sure they are all made welcome and have suitable refreshments. Yes, I know it’s short notice, but I’ll give you the key to the special pantry in the Elsespace Arrangement. Some of the characters will help you, you just need to make a start and it will all fall into place.”

            Liz beamed at Finnley, who was looking aghast, and then fixed a piercing gaze on Godfrey.

            “Godfrey, my good man. You know what I’m like with technical details. Your job will be to write my questions, with the relevant technical minutia. Don’t interrupt my flow with questions! Use your powers of intuition and telepathy!”

            Roberto attempted to slip out of the French windows, but his yellow vest got caught on the latch.

            “Not so fast, young man!” Liz had plans for the gardener. “There won’t be room inside for all the characters, so it will be a garden party. I’ll leave it to you to ensure there is plenty of outdoor furniture for people to make themselves comfortable. I’ll give you the key to the special garden shed in the Elsespace Arrangement.”

            “May I ask”, Godfrey ventured, “What the meeting is to be about?”

            “Indeed you may! I want input, lots of input. And ideas. The topic is Alternate Intelligence. That is a slightly better way of saying it than Artificial Intelligence, but not quite the perfect term. But we can change that later.”

            #4550

            There was a knock at the door. It was a tentative knock, 3 small taps really, and It would have been easy to miss if Glynnis and Eleri had not lapsed into an uncomfortable silence and now sat glowering at each other across the kitchen table.

            They turned their heads towards the door in alarm, differences forgotten in light of this new threat. Nobody had knocked on the door of the cottage in the woods for such a long time.

            “It could be one of Leroway’s men”, hissed Eleri. “I wonder how they found the cottage now it is so well hidden,” she added, unable to help herself.

            Glynis went to the window by the front door and peeped out.

            “It’s an old lady,” she said in surprise

            “Could be a trick! Don’t answer it! What’s an old lady doing in the forest this hour of the evening? That’s too strange.”

            Eleri rushed to the door and put her body in front of it, blocking Glynis.

            “She looks a lot like Margoritt, only shorter,” said Glynis. “I don’t sense any danger. I’m going to open it. Get out of the way will you.”

            “Well, I sense danger actually,” said Eleri haughtily but she stood aside and Glynis opened the door carefully, just a few inches at first, peeping out through the gap while Eleri hovered anxiously behind her. A plump little lady wearing a crinkly blue suit and a hat with a bird’s feather on it stood on the front step.

            “Hello, can I help you?” said Glynis

            “Hello dear, I was starting to think nobody was home. Is this where Margoritt lives? I do hope I have the right place. I have come such a long way.”

            “Margoritt is out on business at the moment. May I ask what it is you want with her?” said Glynis politely.

            “I’m her sister, Muriel, from the North. I’m sure she must have spoken of me. Do let me in, dears. It is icy cold out here. And I think I may be having one of my turns because your lovely wee house is looking ever so twinkly. It’s the migraine you know … they get me in the head ever so badly now and then. It’s the stress of the long journey I think ….”

            She took a step inside, gently but firmly pushing Glynis and Eleri aside, and entered the room, a strong smell of lavender wafting off her clothes and lingering in the air around her.

            “I am not sure where my case is … I left it in the forest I think. Perhaps one of you young things could find it for me. It was getting ever so heavy. Now, tell me your names and then if someone could make me a nice hot cup of tea, and one for themselves of course!” She laughed brightly and Glynis and Eleri joined in though they weren’t sure why. “And perhaps you could get me a wool blanket for my knees and I expect after a good sleep I’ll be right as rain.” She looked around the cottage with a small frown. “I can see I have come to the right place. I’d know my sister’s tastes anywhere.”

            #4541

            The full moon was high and a cluster of fireflies were flying stubbornly around a lone corkscrew bush. The baby rainbow creatures were playing like young squirrels, running and jumping around on Gorrash’s arms and head.
            The dwarf was still, as if he hadn’t awoken from his curse despite the darkness of the night. He was looking at the bush illuminated by the fireflies and his the dim glows of the rainbow babies were giving his face a thoughtful look.
            My life is certainly as complicated as the shrub’s twisted branches, he thought, his heart uneasy.

            The others all had been busy doing their own things during the day, like Glynis with her invisibility potion, or Eleri with her Operation Courtesan. Rukshan went away with a goal too, finding the source of the blue light the children had seen in their dreams and he left for the mountains with Olliver and Fox.
            Margoritt was an old lady and with all the fuss about the upcoming eviction and destruction of her nice little cottage farm she had been tired and went to sleep early. Gorrash understood very well all of that.
            A ball of sadness and frustration gathered in his throat. The rainbow babies stopped and looked at him with drooping eyes.

            “Mruiii?” they said as if asking him what it all was about.
            “Don’t do that, you’re gonna make me cry,” he said. The raspiness of his voice surprised him and distracted him from the sadness.
            “Mruii,” said the little creatures gathering closer to him as if to sooth him. He shed a few tears. He felt so lonely and frustrated because he couldn’t be with his friends during the day. And the summer nights were so short.

            Gorrash didn’t like the sadness. It made the nights seem longer, and the joyous explorations of Glynis’s garden seemed so far away.

            I have to find a project for myself, he thought. Maybe find a cure to my own curse like Glynis.
            Gorrash felt a tinge of bitterness in his mouth. Why? he wondered. Why didn’t my maker come lift my curse like that man came to deliver Glynis from hers?
            He regretted this thought, if anything it only made him feel more miserable and lonely.

            An owl hooted and there was some noise coming from the house. Light was lit in the kitchen, and soon after the door opened. It was Glynis. She carried a small crate written Granola Cookies, but it was full of potions and other utensils. Her eyes looked tired but her face was shining. Since she used that potion to cure herself, she had had that inner glow, and despite himself Gorrash felt it started to warm his heart with hope.

            “I will need some help,” said Glynis.
            The rainbow babies ran around and changed colours rapidly.
            “Sure, I can do that,” answered Gorrash. And as he said that he realised he had felt the need to talk to someone so badly.
            They sat near the corkscrew shrub and Glynis began to get her stuff out of the crate. She drew the shape of a circle with a white chalk that shone under the moonlight and gave Gorrash eight candlesticks to place around the circle. Gorrash placed them a bit too conscientiously around, and he felt the need to talk become stronger, making him restless.
            “Can I tell you something?” he asked, unsure if she would want to listen to his doubts.
            “Of course. I need to reinforce the charm before the others arrival. It will take some time before I actually do the spell. We can talk during that time.”

            Encouraged by her kindness, he told her everything that had been troubling his heart.

            #4492
            ÉricÉric
            Keymaster

              When Jerk came for his shift at the WholeDay*Mart, it was still early in the morning. He liked this shift best. Early customers were always a bit sleepy, except for a few of the early riser soccer moms up for a jog, and usually were far less chatty than the midday crowds.

              One had to find ways to keep awake though. What he liked best were the invisible people. There was one in particular who’d caught his attention for the past few days. She had the insolent smile of people in the know, piercing eyes that would go straight to you without care for the social barriers, or untold rules and rites of the place. In short, she’d struck him as the only awake person in the lot, almost winkfully so.
              And to his surprise, nobody seemed aware of that. It was as though she was in the background of the other drone people, who just couldn’t register such oddity into their daily computation.

              He suspected for a while that she had found some way to trick the self-checkout line, as her whole demeanour looked more bag lady than suburban heiress, and her cart always seemed well stocked.

              He couldn’t care less — after all, for a meager pay, he wasn’t there to police. He was just intrigued by how she would seem to get away with it and be totally unnoticed.

              #4472

              With a spring in her step that she had all but forgotten she possessed, Eleri set off on her trip to speak to her old friend Jolly about her husband Leroway’s latest plan that was causing some considerable controversy among the locals. Eleri planned to make the visit a short one, and to hasten back to Margoritt’s cottage in time for the departure of the expedition ~ because she surely wanted to be a part of that. But first, she had to see Jolly, and not just about Leroway. There was a sense of a stirring, or a quickening ~ it was hard to name precisely but there was a feeling of impending movement, that was wider than the expedition plans. Was Jolly feeling it, would she be considering it too? And if not, Eleri would bid her farewell, and make arrangements with her to send a caretaker down to her cottage. And what, she wondered, would happen about care taking the cottage if Jolly’s villagers were on the move again? Eleri frowned. How much did it matter? Perhaps a stranger would find it and choose to stay there, and make of it what they wished. But what about all her statues and ingredients? Eleri felt her steps falter on the old rocky road as her mind became crowded with all manner of things relating to the cottage, and her work.

              You don’t have to plan every little thing! she reminded herself sternly. None of that has to be decided now anyway! It’s wonderful day to be out walking, hark: the rustling in the undergrowth, and the distant moo and clang of a cow bell.

              The dreadful flu she’d had after the drenching had left her weakly despondent and not her usual self at all. But she’d heard the others talking while she’d been moping about and it was as if a little light had come on inside her.

              She still had trouble remembering all their names: ever since the flu, she had a sort of memory weakness and a peculiar inability to recall timelines correctly. Mr Minn (ah, she noted that she had not forgotten his name!) said not to worry, it was a well known side effect of that particular virus, and that as all time was simultaneous anyway, and all beings were essentially one, it hardly mattered. But Mr Minn, Eleri had replied, It makes it a devil of a job to write a story, to which he enigmatically replied, Not necessarily!

              Someone had asked, Who do we want to come on the expedition, or perhaps they said Who wants to come on the expedition, but Eleri had heard it as Who wants to be a person who wants to go on an expedition, or perhaps, what kind of person do the others want as an expedition companion. But whatever it was, it made Eleri stop and realize that she wasn’t even enjoying the morose despondent helpless feeling glump that she has turned into of late, and that it was only a feeling after all and if she couldn’t change that herself, then who the devil else was going to do it for her, and so she did, bit by bit. It might feel a bit fake at first, someone had said. And it did, somewhat, but it really wasn’t long before it felt quite natural, as it used to be. It was astonishing how quickly it worked, once she had put her mind to it. Less than a week of a determined intention to appreciate the simple things of the day. Such a simple recipe. One can only wonder in amazement at such a simple thing being forgotten so easily. But perhaps that was a side effect of some virus, caught long ago.

              Enjoying the feeling of warm sun on her face, interspersed with moments of cool thanks to passing clouds, Eleri noticed the wildflowers along the way, abundant thanks to all the rain and all flowering at once it seemed, instead of the more usual sequence and succession. Briefly she wondered is this was a side effect of the virus, and another manifestation of the continuity and timeline issues. Even the wildflowers had all come at once this year. She had not noticed all those yellow ones flowering at the same time as all those pink ones in previous years, but a splendid riot they were and a feast for the eyes.

              The puffy clouds drifting past across the sun were joining invisible hands together and forming a crowd, and it began to look like rain again. Eleri felt a little frown start to form and quickly changed it to a beaming smile, remembering the handy weightless impermeability shield that someone (who? Glynnis?) had given her for the trip. She would not catch another dose of the drenching memory flu again, not with the handy shield.

              The raindrops started spattering the path in front of her, spotting the dusty ground, and Eleri activated the device, and became quite entranced with the effects of the droplets hitting the shield and dispersing.

              #4469

              A few weeks back now, a visitor had come to the forest. A visitor dressed in the clothes of a tramp.

              “I’ve come to speak with Glynnis,” he said, when Margoritt answered the door of the cottage.

              “And who might I say is calling?” asked Margoritt. She looked intently into the eyes of the tramp and a look of shock crossed her countenance. “Ah, I see now who you are.”

              The tramp nodded.

              “I mean no harm to you, Old Lady and I mean no harm to Glynis. Tell her to come to the clearing under the Silver Birch. Tell her to make haste.”

              And with that he hobbled away.

              It was no more than a few minutes later, Glynnis came to the clearing. She strode up to the tramp and stood defiant in front of him.

              “What is it you want now!?” she demanded. “And why have you come disguised as a homeless wanderer dressed in rags, you coward! Is this more of your trickery! Can you not leave me in peace with my fate! Have you not done enough harm to me already! And all because I could not love you in return! she scoffed at him, her voice raised in fury and unable to halt the angry tirade though she knew caution would be the more prudent path to take.

              The tramp stood silent in the face of her anger.

              “I have come to say I am sorry and to undo the harm I did to you,” he said at last. “I was wondering would you like me to remove the scales from your face?”

              Glynnis could not reply. She stared at him in shock, trying to comprehend what his words meant.

              “My father left this dimension a short while ago,” he continued. “When he left, something changed in me. A dark mass had obscured my vision so I could feel only hatred towards you. When my father departed, so did the hatred. I realise now he cursed me … since then I have seen clearly the wrong I did to you and hastened to make amends. I came dressed as a tramp … well to be honest I thought it was quite a fun costume and I did not want to cause undue fear in those I met on my path.”

              He reached into his tattered cape and pulled out a small package. “Apply this lotion every night for a week. It will dissolve the scales and as well will heal the scars within as you sleep.”

              #4403
              F LoveF Love
              Participant

                random plot generator

                A BOOK SHOP – IT IS THE AFTERNOON AFTER ALBIE HIT HIS MOTHER WITH A FEATHER.

                Newly unemployed ALBIE is arguing with his friend JENNY RAMSBOTTOM. ALBIE tries to hug JENNY but she shakes him off angrily.

                ALBIE
                Please Jenny, don’t leave me.

                JENNY
                I’m sorry Albie, but I’m looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away. You hit your mother with a feather! You could have just talked to her!

                ALBIE
                I am such a person!

                JENNY
                I’m sorry, Albie. I just don’t feel excited by this relationship anymore.

                JENNY leaves and ALBIE sits down, looking defeated.

                Moments later, gentle sweet shop owner MR MATT HUMBLE barges in looking flustered.

                ALBIE
                Goodness, Matt! Is everything okay?

                MATT
                I’m afraid not.

                ALBIE
                What is it? Don’t keep me in suspense…

                MATT
                It’s … a hooligan … I saw an evil hooligan frighten a bunch of elderly ladies!

                ALBIE
                Defenseless elderly ladies?

                MATT
                Yes, defenseless elderly ladies!

                ALBIE
                Bloomin’ heck, Matt! We’ve got to do something.

                MATT
                I agree, but I wouldn’t know where to start.

                ALBIE
                You can start by telling me where this happened.

                MATT
                I was…
                MATT fans himself and begins to wheeze.

                ALBIE
                Focus Matt, focus! Where did it happen?

                MATT
                The Library! That’s right – the Library!

                ALBIE springs up and begins to run.

                EXT. A ROADCONTINUOUS

                ALBIE rushes along the street, followed by MATT. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

                INT. A LIBRARYSHORTLY AFTER

                ROGER BLUNDER a forgetful hooligan terrorises two elderly ladies.

                ALBIE, closely followed by MATT, rushes towards ROGER, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

                MATT
                What is is? What’s the matter?

                ALBIE
                That’s not just any old hooligan, that’s Roger Blunder!

                MATT
                Who’s Roger Blunder?

                ALBIE
                Who’s Roger Blunder? Who’s Roger Blunder? Only the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                MATT
                Blinkin’ knickers, Albie! We’re going to need some help if we’re going to stop the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                ALBIE
                You can say that again.

                MATT
                Blinkin’ knickers, Albie! We’re going to need some help if we’re going to stop the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                ALBIE
                I’m going to need candlesticks, lots of candlesticks.

                Roger turns and sees Albie and Matt. He grins an evil grin.

                ROGER
                Albie Jones, we meet again!

                MATT
                You’ve met?

                ALBIE
                Yes. It was a long, long time ago…

                EXT. A PARKBACK IN TIME

                A young ALBIE is sitting in a park listening to some trance music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.

                He looks up and sees ROGER. He takes off his headphones.

                ROGER
                Would you like some wine gums?

                ALBIE’s eyes light up, but then he studies ROGER more closely, and looks uneasy.

                ALBIE
                I don’t know, you look kind of forgetful.

                ROGER
                Me? No. I’m not forgetful. I’m the least forgetful hooligan in the world.

                ALBIE
                Wait, you’re a hooligan?

                ALBIE runs away, screaming.

                INT. A LIBRARYPRESENT DAY

                ROGER
                You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.

                MATT
                (To ALBIE) You ran away?
                ALBIE
                (To MATT) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
                ALBIE turns to ROGER.

                ALBIE
                I may have run away from you then, but I won’t run away this time!
                ALBIE runs away.

                He turns back and shouts.

                ALBIE
                I mean, I am running away, but I’ll be back – with candlesticks.

                ROGER
                I’m not scared of you.

                ALBIE
                You should be.

                INT. A SWEET SHOPLATER THAT DAY

                ALBIE and MATT walk around searching for something.

                ALBIE
                I feel sure I left my candlesticks somewhere around here.

                MATT
                Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly candlesticks.

                ALBIE
                You know nothing Matt Humble.

                MATT
                We’ve been searching for ages. I really don’t think they’re here.

                Suddenly, ROGER appears, holding a pair of candlesticks.

                ROGER
                Looking for something?

                MATT
                Crikey, Albie, he’s got your candlesticks.

                ALBIE
                Tell me something I don’t already know!

                MATT
                The earth’s circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.

                ALBIE
                I know that already!

                MATT
                I’m afraid of dust.

                ROGER
                (appalled) Dude!

                While ROGER is looking at MATT with disgust, ALBIE lunges forward and grabs his deadly candlesticks. He wields them, triumphantly.

                ALBIE
                Prepare to die, you forgetful aubergine!

                ROGER
                No please! All I did was frighten a bunch of elderly ladies!

                JENNY enters, unseen by any of the others.

                ALBIE
                I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those elderly ladies were defenceless! Well now they have a defender – and that’s me! Albie Jones defender of innocent elderly ladies.

                ROGER
                Don’t hurt me! Please!

                ALBIE
                Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t use these candlesticks on you right away!

                ROGER
                Because Albie, I am your father.

                ALBIE looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.

                ALBIE
                No you’re not!

                ROGER
                Ah well, it had to be worth a try.

                ROGER tries to grab the candlesticks but ALBIE dodges out of the way.

                ALBIE
                Who’s the daddy now? Huh? Huh?

                Unexpectedly, ROGER slumps to the ground.

                MATT
                Did he just faint?

                ALBIE
                I think so. Well that’s disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly candlesticks.

                ALBIE crouches over ROGER’s body.

                MATT
                Be careful, Albie. It could be a trick.

                ALBIE
                No, it’s not a trick. It appears that… It would seem… Roger Blunder is dead!

                ALBIE
                What?

                ALBIE
                Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.

                MATT claps his hands.

                MATT
                So your candlesticks did save the day, after all.

                JENNY steps forward.

                JENNY
                Is it true? Did you kill the forgetful hooligan?

                ALBIE
                Jenny how long have you been…?

                JENNY puts her arm around ALBIE.

                JENNY
                Long enough.

                ALBIE
                Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Roger Blunder.

                JENNY
                Then the elderly ladies are safe?

                ALBIE
                It does seem that way!

                A crowd of vulnerable elderly ladies enter, looking relived.

                JENNY
                You are their hero.

                The elderly ladies bow to ALBIE.

                ALBIE
                There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Roger Blunder will never frighten elderly ladies ever again, is enough for me.

                JENNY
                You are humble as well as brave! And I think that makes up for hitting your mother with a feather. It does in my opinion!

                One of the elderly ladies passes ALBIE a healing ring

                JENNY
                I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.

                ALBIE
                I couldn’t possibly.
                Pause.

                ALBIE
                Well, if you insist. It could come in handy when I go to the Doline tomorrow. With my friend Matt. It is dangerous and only for brave people and a healing ring could come in handy.

                ALBIE takes the ring.

                ALBIE
                Thank you.
                The elderly ladies bow their heads once more, and leave.

                ALBIE turns to JENNY.

                ALBIE
                Does this mean you want me back?

                JENNY
                Oh, Albie, of course I want you back!
                ALBIE smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.

                ALBIE
                Well you can’t have me.

                JENNY
                WHAT?

                ALBIE
                You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a hooligan to death before you would believe in me. I don’t want a lover like that. And I am going to the Doline and I may not be back!

                JENNY
                But…

                ALBIE
                Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin – my best friend, Matt.

                MATT grins.

                JENNY
                But…

                MATT
                You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!

                JENNY
                Albie?

                ALBIE
                I’m sorry Jenny, but I think you should skidaddle.
                JENNY leaves.

                MATT turns to ALBIE.

                MATT
                Did you mean that? You know … that I’m your best friend?

                ALBIE
                Of course you are!
                The two walk off arm in arm.

                Suddenly MATT stops.

                MATT
                When I said I’m afraid of dust, you know I was just trying to distract the hooligan don’t you?

                #4402
                F LoveF Love
                Participant

                  (With thanks to random story generator for this comment)

                  Albie looked at the soft feather in his hands and felt happy.

                  He walked over to the window and reflected on his silent surroundings. He had always loved haunting the village near the doline with its few, but faithful inhabitants. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel happiness.

                  Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Ma. He felt his mood drop. Ma was ambitious and a mean-spirited bossy boots.

                  Albie gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an impulsive, kind-hearted, beer drinker. His friends saw him as an amusing foolish clown. But he was kind-hearted and once, he had even brought a brave baby bird back from the brink of death.

                  But not even an impulsive person who had once brought a brave baby bird back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Ma had in store today.

                  The inclement brooding silence teased like a sitting praying mantis, making Albie anticipate the worst.

                  As Albie stepped outside and Ma came closer, he could see the mean glint in her eye.

                  Ma glared with all the wrath of 9 thoughtless hurt hippo. She said, in hushed tones, “I disown you and I want you to leave.”

                  Albie looked back, even more nervous and still fingering the soft feather. “Ma, please don’t boss me. I am going to the doline,” he replied.

                  They looked at each other with conflicted feelings, like two deep donkeys chatting at a very funny farewell.

                  Suddenly, Ma lunged forward and tried to punch Albie in the face. Quickly, Albie grabbed the soft feather and brought it down on Ma’s skull.

                  Ma’s skinny ear trembled and her short legs wobbled. She looked excited, her emotions raw like a rabblesnatching, rare rock.

                  Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Ma was dead.

                  Albie went back inside and had himself a cold beer.

                  #4400
                  F LoveF Love
                  Participant

                    Inquisitive Bert
                    A Short Story
                    by trove flacy
                    Bert had always loved rambling Fish Inn with its boiled boarders. It was a place where he felt happiness.

                    He was an inquisitive, depressed, tea drinker with skinny ears and tall sheep. His friends saw him as a moaning, mashed monster. Once, he had even saved a nasty old lady that was stuck in a drain. That’s the sort of man he was.

                    Bert walked over to the window and reflected on his brooding surroundings. The rain hammered like jumping dog.

                    Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Mater . Mater was a bigoted flower with attractive ears.

                    Bert gulped. He was not prepared for Mater.

                    As Bert stepped outside and Mater came closer, he could see the lovely smile on her face.

                    Mater glared with all the wrath of 1553 honest hilarious hippo. She said, in hushed tones, “I hate you and I want information.”

                    Bert looked back, even more ecstatic and still fingering the new-fangled car. “Mater, I own the inn,” he replied.

                    They looked at each other with annoyed feelings, like two delicious, damaged donkey laughing at a very free house sale, which had piano music playing in the background and two sanguine uncles shouting to the beat.

                    Bert regarded Mater’s attractive ear. “I feel the same way!” revealed Bert with a delighted grin.

                    Mater looked puzzled, her emotions blushing like a loud, little letter box.

                    Then Mater came inside for a nice cup of tea.

                    THE END

                    #4395
                    Jib
                    Participant

                      Daisy the dung beetle’s daughter applauded when she finished her creation. She had completed a big mandibala of coloured sand, patiently extracted the previous years from dungs her uncle had brought back form the outside world. He had said some of it came from a faraway land where their ancestors had been worshiped by giants. Daisy had tried to imagined being worshiped, but her limited experience of life and of the world made her Goddess dream short lived.
                      But what she liked most was that she could put all those pieces of faraway lands in her own composition. She looked at the result, satisfied. At a certain time, she knew a cone of light from outside the Doline would come directly warm her mandibala and her wish to see the outside world would be granted.

                      #4392
                      Jib
                      Participant

                        “Tourists!” shouted Ugo the gecko to his albino friends. They all stopped and turned their heads in unison to look at the two humans who had entered the premises, inside their small chests their hearts beating fast with excitement like so many small shamanic drums that only gecko ears could hear. Ugo was so engrossed in those two humongous creatures and the hypnotic rhythm of his friends’ heartbeats that he didn’t see the suckers from his front left paw were getting loose again. They had been damaged in a fight with a twirling bat one week ago and they still hadn’t heal nicely because he didn’t care so much. Soon his left paw got detached from the ancient stones of the wall, followed by his right and soon he fell. But like he was made of sticking rubber the fall was short and he got stuck again on a lower stone, walking on the head of a few friends in the process.

                        “Sorry for that! I’ll have them checked, promise.”

                        Some of the geckos missed a heartbeat, frightened by the sudden turmoil. They ran in what might appear random directions and panic quickly spread among the albino geckolony on the wall. By a miracle of nature and because they were all so fascinated by tourists, the geckos rearranged nicely only to stop a sucking steps away and turned their head back again toward the tourists. Their hearts beating in unison again.

                        “Look! that dark wall over there with the white hieroglyphs. I’m sure it just moved!” said the tallest of the tourists. She was curious and decided to go watch by herself what that curious wall was about.

                        #4391
                        TracyTracy
                        Participant

                          It had been a long time coming, but Lillianne had known there was no rush. There had been a flurry of interest many years ago, but nothing came to fruition. All the ingredients were there for a banquet of discovery, but no cooks to combine the ingredients successfully ~ until now.

                          They’d been very careful to cover their tracks, even laying red herrings along the way. Others were interested, they knew that, and they knew they’d been followed, sensing the lurking energy trails behind them. But the main thing was, they got there first. Now was not a time to relax, despite the urge to just pause and revel in the accomplishment.

                          “But I’m knackered, Lillianne,” whined Petra, running her hands distractedly through her tangled hair. “Surely we can take a little nap before we continue. Over there behind those rocks, look! Let’s just nip behind there.”

                          Lillianne pursed her lips. There was no point in arguing with Petra when she was tired. And the more she thought about it, the more a short rest sounded enticing. The climb down into the dense wooded gorge had been arduous, and her ankle ached where she’d twisted it on a loose rock.

                          “Come on then, but only half an hour!”

                          #4365

                          The rain had poured again and again, across the night, with short fits of howling winds. There had been no sign of Eleri or Gorrash, and people in the cabin had waited for the first ray of light to venture outside to find them.
                          The newcomer, the quiet potion maker, stayed in her small quarters and hadn’t really mingled, but Margoritt wasn’t concerned about it. She was actually quite protective of her, and had continued her own chatter all through the night, doing small chores or being busy at her small loom, stopping at times in the middle of painful walking. She would however not cease speaking to whomever was listening at the time, or to her goat, or at times just to the wind or herself.

                          Rukshan had had several dreams during the night, and could tell he wasn’t the only one. Everyone had a tired look. Images came and went, but there was a sense of work to be done.

                          There were a few things he had managed to gather during that time awake when meditative state brought some clarity to the confused images.
                          First, they were all in this together.
                          Then, they probably needed a plan to repair the old.
                          As soon as they would find the two missing ones, he would share it with everyone.

                          ‘Hng hng’ — Rukshan opened his eyes to find Olliver drawing on his sleeve. The boy wasn’t very eloquent, but his postures would speak volumes. He was pointing to something outside.

                          Rukshan looked at the clearing just outside the cabin, at first not realising two things had happened. Then they both dawned on him: the first ray of light had come across the cloudy sky, and second, the clearing was empty of the vengeful God.

                          “Grumpf” he swore in the old Elvish tongue “that rascal is surely going after Eleri — Eleri who he now knew was the laughing crone of the story, rendered younger by the powers of her goddaughter, the tricked girl. Eleri, who having inherited of the transmutation powers, had turned the angry God who had been left behind into stone to protect all of them.
                          If the God would find her before they could get her to extract her Shard, at best they would be condemned to another cycle of rebirth, or worse, he would try to kill all of them to extract the other Shards from the others, one by one, until the Gods old powers would be his…

                          #4364

                          Rukshan had stayed awake for the most part of the night, slowly and repeatedly counting the seconds between the blazing strokes of lightning and the growling bouts of thunder.
                          It is slowly moving away.

                          The howling winds had stopped first, leaving the showers of rain fall in continuous streams against the dripping roof and wet walls.

                          An hour later maybe, his ear had turned to the sound of the newly arrived at the cottage, thinking it would be maybe the dwarf and Eleri coming back, but it was a different voice, very quiet, somehow familiar… the potion-maker?

                          He had warned Margoritt that a lady clad in head-to-toe shawls would likely come to them. Margoritt had understood that some magical weaving was at play. The old lady didn’t have siddhis or yogic powers, but she had a raw potential, very soundly rooted in her long practice of weaving, and learning the trades and tales of the weaving nomad folks. She had understood. Better, she’d known — from the moment I saw you and that little guy, she’d said, pointing at Tak curled under the bed.
                          “He’s amazing,” she’d said “wise beyond his age. But his mental state is not very strong.”

                          There was more than met the eye about Tak, Rukshan started to realize.
                          For now, the cottage had fell quiet. Dawn was near, and there was a brimming sense of peace and new beginning that came with the short silence before the birds started again their joyous chatter.

                          It must have been then that he collapsed on the table of exhaustion and started to dream.

                          It was long before.

                          The dragon is large and its presence awe-inspiring. They have just shared the shards, each has taken one of the seven. Even the girl, although she still hates to be among us.
                          The stench of the ring of fire is still in their nostrils. The Gods have deserted, and left as soon as the Portal closed itself. It is a mess.

                          “Good riddance.”

                          He raises his head, looking at the dragon above him. She is quite splendid, her scales a shining pearl blue on slate black, reflecting the moonshine in eerie patterns, and her plastron quietly shiny, almost softly fiery. His newly imbued power let him know intimately many things, at once. It is dizzying.

                          “You talk of the Gods, don’t you?” he says, already knowing the answer.
                          “Of course, I am. Good riddance. They had failed us so many times, forgot their duties, driven me and my kind to slavery. Now I am free. Free of guilt, and free of sorrow. Free to be myself, as I was meant to be.”
                          “It is a bit more complex th…”
                          “No it isn’t. It couldn’t be more simple. If you had the strength to see it, you would understand.”
                          “I know what you mean, but I am not sure I understand.”

                          The dragon smiles enigmatically. She turns to the lonely weeping girl, who is there with the old woman. Except her grand-mother is no longer an old crone, she has changed her shape to that of a younger person. She is showing potentials to the girl, almost drunk on the power, but it doesn’t alleviate her pain.

                          “What are you going to do about them?”

                          The Dragon seems above the concerns for herself. In a sense, she is right. It was all his instigation. He bears responsibility.

                          “I don’t know…” It is a strange thing to say, when you can know anything. He knows there are no good outcomes of this situation. Not with the power she now possesses.

                          “You better find out quick…” and wake up,

                          wake up, WAKE UP !

                          #4341

                          Before he closed it to prepare for the dinner, the page of the book had said “She is coming, heralded by Sunshine, and thus will the Gathering start”. Rukshan could be quite literal and thought that she wouldn’t come today, since the sun was about to set.
                          He wasn’t sure how the words had found their way into the book, and if the She was who he thought She was. In short, he was getting confused.

                          Back there, the Hermit’s message had been so clear, so urgently present.
                          Find who you were, find what you stole, and give it back. Then the threads will unravel and the knot of all the curses will be undone.

                          And yet, he started to doubt his path.

                          The high-pitched cry of “Circle of Eights” pierced through the fog of his mind, and Rukshan realised suddenly that… that was it. Why else, all these people would be around this place at this auspicious moment?

                          The trees’ messages had been shown right. He was the Faying Fae. The Sage Sorceress was probably still on her path, but the Teafing Tinkeress hunted by a god, the Gifted Gnome, on his way to become his own maker under the protection of a Renard Renunciate looking for lost souls… They were there. Five in total; with himself (Rukshan) — the potion-maker, Eleri, Gorrash, Fox, these were the rest of the names, and they made the five first strands. Who were the last two? Olliver, Tak?

                          Olliver would surely have rounded everyone around for the dinner by now.
                          Rukshan placed the book back into the bag. He would explain to everyone then, read the old tale of the seven thieves and their curses, and maybe they could all formulate a plan for remembrance.
                          Yes, remembrance was the first step. How to know what to do if you didn’t know who they were, what they stole…

                          He wasn’t too sure what to do with the God in torpor yet. He seemed less of a danger in his current state. That a God had been left behind, stuck in stone for so long, and right under their nose was mind-boggling. Another mystery to be revealed.
                          Surprisingly —and luckily— Olli had explained, Hasamelis seemed to believe that the young boy was a genius wizard, so he would maybe listen to Olli.

                          The second ‘Circle of Eights!’ seemed closer this time.

                          #4338

                          Glad of the cover of the gloaming darkness, Eleri quickly cut a slice of cake and darted out of the kitchen door. She had heard the commotion that animated statue was still making, calling her a witch as if it were a bad thing, and thought it best to retreat for the time being while she gathered her thoughts. Either that vengeful lump of concrete needed therapy to deal with his past associations, or perhaps better ~ at least in the short term ~ an immobilizing potion until a workable programme of rehabilitation to the state of animation was concocted.

                          The screech of a parrot in the distance seemed to herald a new arrival in the near future, although Eleri wasn’t sure who else was expected. The raucous sound attracted her and she walked in the direction of it, deftly darting behind trees and bushes so as not to be seen by the rest of the party as she slipped out of the clearing around the shack and into the woods.

                          “Circles of Eight,” squawked the parrot, sounding closer. Eleri took another bite of cake, wondering why the cake in her hand wasn’t getting any smaller, despite that she had been munching on it steadily for some time. It actually looked as if it was growing in dimensions, but she dismissed the idea as improbable. “Circles of Eight!” screeched the parrot, louder this time. Preferring to err on the side of caution ~ not that she normally did, but in this instance ~ Eleri slipped inside a large hollow in a girthy old tree trunk. She would observe the approach of the new arrival from her hiding place.

                          Squatting down in the dry leaves, she leaned back against the rough wood and took another bite of cake, awaiting the next parrot call.

                          I wonder what’s in this cake? she thought, Because I am starting to feel a bit strange…

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