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  • Zara was long overdue for some holiday time off from her job at the Bungwalley Valley animal rescue centre in New South Wales and the suggestion to meet her online friends at the intriguing sounding Flying Fish Inn to look for clues for their online game couldn't have come at a better time.  Lucky for her it ... · ID #6413 (continued)
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  • in reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud #4416
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      thick straight meant space
      hoped house sadness
      seven waiting desire lost shook
      holding front hand unexpected
      hold thought sleep hut mum

      in reply to: The Precious Life and Rambles of Liz Tattler #4415
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        “Wait! I have a doubt!” came the muffled cry from within the trunk. “I have a doubt!”

        What on earth is the daft bint talking about, wondered Finnley. Doubt? What an odd time to be worrying about a doubt. Finnley shrugged it off, and went to telephone the parcel delivery service to come and collect the trunk. But as she reached for the phone, she paused, consumed with curiosity about the doubt the girl had. It didn’t make sense.

        in reply to: The Precious Life and Rambles of Liz Tattler #4413
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          Anna batted her eyelashes and beamed with pleasure. “Shall I sit on your knee and whisper English in your ear?”

          “Oh, I say, steady on!” replied Godfrey, reddening.

          “Sorry, sir,” Anna said quickly, “I’ll be doing the needful. Er, I mean, getting back to my work.” Mustn’t rush this, she chided herself.

          in reply to: The Precious Life and Rambles of Liz Tattler #4411
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            Anna tapped on Godfrey’s door, pushed it open a crack, and informed him that she’d locked Elizabeth in the downstairs lavatory but was unsure if she’d be able to cajole her back to her bedroom.

            “Drat!” exclaimed Godfrey, “What on earth was she doing downstairs? You know I can’t bear seeing her when she’s sick! And why weren’t you watching her as I instructed?”

            “Well, I was, sir, but I heard a commotion outside by the pool. I was on my way to investigate, when I heard a loud knock on the front door. By the time I got there, Liz had answered it, so I slammed the door shut, and locked Liz in the lavatory, and came straight here for further instructions.”

            “Who was at the door?”

            Anna hadn’t noticed, but didn’t like to say. “Oh it was someone selling toasters only.”

            in reply to: The Precious Life and Rambles of Liz Tattler #4410
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              “Unhand me, you insubordinate wench!” cried Liz. “How very dare you manhandle me like that!” Liz struggled weakly to free herself of Anna’s vice like grip on her arm.

              “Godfrey told me to make sure you stayed in bed,” the new maid hissed, “So you don’t spread your germs to the rest of us. Please,” she started wheedling, “Come back to bed like a good girl.”

              Liz sputtered in rage, her face turning an alarming shade of puce. “How dare….” she started, and then doubled over. “Take me to the lavatory this instant!”

              in reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud #4406
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                mansion away
                believe woke hut
                enchanted laughing ladies
                master matter
                rainbow carried approaching silence
                starting fact thoughts
                question turns wet
                breakfast

                in reply to: The Chronicles of the Flying Fish Inn #4401
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                  Aunt Idle:

                  Amazing how you can change your mind about things in the twinkling of an eye, and as I said to Bert (when he’d come down off those mushrooms or whatever was in those brownies that passing hippy gave him on the way to the guru camp over at the old copperworks place), I said to Bert, Bert I said, if you own the place lock stock and barrel, our financial worries are over. He said don’t be daft, you can’t eat the windows and doors, and what about all these dogs to feed, they can’t eat wooden beams, and I said, no listen Bert, I’ve had an idea. We don’t like banks, that’s true, and we don’t like debts, but why stand on principle and shoot yourself in the foot, I said, and I’ve heard about this thing with old people like us, that you can get the bank to give you loads of cash, and you don’t even have to pay them back until after you’re dead, and then he said, don’t be daft, how can you pay them back when you’re dead and I said Exactly, Bert! This is the beauty of it, and who knows if there will even be any more banks by the time we kick the bucket anyway, why not have our cake now and eat it, that’s what I said to Bert. And so he says, Well go on then, tell me why the bank would give us cash an I told him that they give you money because you own a house, and then when you snuff it, they have their money back. So Bert says, Yeah but they take far too much money, it’s another bank scam! And I said, Who the fuck cares, if we get the cash now when we need it? And then he said, Yeah, but what about the kids? I was gonna leave it to the kids, and I said, and I’ll be quite frank here, Fuck the kids! Who in the hell knows what the future will be like for the kids, and I told him straight: You can’t plan you’re own future, let alone trying to plan the kid’s future. Now is what matters, and right now, I need a new camera, and I need to get those tax hounds off my back. Then Bert started to smile and said, Hey, I could get me them new false teeth.

                  in reply to: Eight Turns of the Wheel #4397
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                    “How’s the new dog settling in, Ma?” asked Albie, playing for time.

                    “Oh, she’s doing fine, don’t you worry about that, and don’t try and change the subject!” retorted Freda. “Lottie told me all about it this morning. You had one job to do, one job!”

                    “That’s what Lottie said,” replied Albie, looking down at his shoes and halfheartedly attempting to knock the dried mud off them on the chair leg. “Sorry, Ma,” he added sadly. “Shall I take the new dog for a walk?”

                    Freda sighed. “Oh alright then, but don’t let her off the lead. And make sure you get back before the rain. And stop kicking mud all over the floor!”

                    in reply to: Eight Turns of the Wheel #4396
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                      “You had one job to do! One job!” Alex’s mother shouted at him. “One job, that could hardly have been any easier for a shiftless layabout like you, and you balls it up!”

                      “Oh Mom, it was so boring! Sitting there for years and nothing ever happened! And we only left once, it was such rotten timing…”

                      “You were supposed to stop that kind of thing ever happening and now its too late. You and Albie will never get another job now.”

                      “Well actually you’re wrong, mother. I have been offered a job with the guys who planted all that funny stuff all around the entrance. It involves travel and adventure, they said, and good money, better money that a guard makes!”

                      “Oh, dear god,” replied Lottie. “Please say it isn’t true.”

                      in reply to: Eight Turns of the Wheel #4393
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                        They have entered, now peace is all shattered,
                        And the quiet was all that had mattered,
                        But alas that is over,
                        And blown is my cover,
                        And I’m sulky and not feeling flattered.

                        Petra was scribbling furiously in her expedition notebook, not wanting to forget the exact wording of the curious message she had received on waking from her nap behind the rocks. It was not the first time she had heard telepathic messages in rhyme, and wondered briefly about the possible connections, but then Lillianne woke up farting dreadfully, and she was distracted.

                        in reply to: Eight Turns of the Wheel #4391
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                          It had been a long time coming, but Lillianne had known there was no rush. There had been a flurry of interest many years ago, but nothing came to fruition. All the ingredients were there for a banquet of discovery, but no cooks to combine the ingredients successfully ~ until now.

                          They’d been very careful to cover their tracks, even laying red herrings along the way. Others were interested, they knew that, and they knew they’d been followed, sensing the lurking energy trails behind them. But the main thing was, they got there first. Now was not a time to relax, despite the urge to just pause and revel in the accomplishment.

                          “But I’m knackered, Lillianne,” whined Petra, running her hands distractedly through her tangled hair. “Surely we can take a little nap before we continue. Over there behind those rocks, look! Let’s just nip behind there.”

                          Lillianne pursed her lips. There was no point in arguing with Petra when she was tired. And the more she thought about it, the more a short rest sounded enticing. The climb down into the dense wooded gorge had been arduous, and her ankle ached where she’d twisted it on a loose rock.

                          “Come on then, but only half an hour!”

                          in reply to: The Precious Life and Rambles of Liz Tattler #4389
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                            “We don’t make chutney anymore, Godfrey, we make plum liqueur instead. Bollocks to jam, too.”

                            in reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud #4385
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                              leaving gardener
                              doctor pull potions
                              whatever hold threads
                              potion holding memory dreaming spot
                              book present
                              making rude names fear round

                              in reply to: The Precious Life and Rambles of Liz Tattler #4384
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                                “What we all need now”, Liz was thinking out loud, “Is a more relaxed approach. We should stop trying to be proper clever writers and just blather.”

                                “If it’s supposed to be relaxed blather, why did you just fix three typo’s?” asked Finnley, the annoying maid, who had once again been peering over Elizabeth’s shoulder, looking for something to find fault with.

                                “Oh come on, that’s a bit much, Liz!” Finnley retorted, accidentally on purpose slopping Liz’s tea into her ashtray, knowing a pet hate of hers was a wet ashtray.

                                “Do be careful, Finnely! snapped Liz.

                                “Just taking a relaxed approach to being a maid, Ma’am,” she replied rudely with a flamboyant gesture with her feather duster, which whacked Liz smartly across the back of the head as she swanned out of the room with her nose in the air.

                                in reply to: The Chronicles of the Flying Fish Inn #4383
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                                  “You can’t sell the Inn, you do realize that, don’t you?” asked Bert. “It doesn’t belong to any of you, as a matter of fact. It belongs to me. And it’s not for sale.”

                                  “You?” snorted Aunt Idle. “Don’t be silly, Bert.”

                                  in reply to: The Chronicles of the Flying Fish Inn #4379
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                                    Aunt Idle:

                                    “A for sale sign? Are you sure, Mater?” I asked, for the third time. Was the old trout deaf now as well as daft?

                                    in reply to: The Precious Life and Rambles of Liz Tattler #4378
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                                      “The mansion to yourself?” snorted Liz. “You, Godfrey, will be going on ahead to make sure everything is ready for us. We’d like a nice leafy garden and a balcony, and do make sure we have a really good cook.”

                                      “And we want first class tickets,” added Finnley. “Because we are worth it,” she added defiantly, noticing the various raised eyebrows. “I’ll go and find Roberto then shall I?”

                                      “That’s a very good question, Finnley. Where the devil is he anyway? Godfrey, perhaps you should go and find him, and lay the law down a bit about wandering off the thread while on duty.”

                                      “Funnily enough,” said Godfrey, clearing his throat, “Roberto appears to have fetched up in Mumbai. He was spotted a few days ago chasing chickens and trying to stuff them into a story thread. I was, ahem, going to mention it…”

                                      Liz was just about to start complaining about always being the last to know what was going on, when a thought struck her about how marvelously fortuitous it was that she wanted Godfrey to go on ahead to India, and to also look for Roberto ~ who was conveniently in India!

                                      in reply to: Seven Twines and the Dragon Heartwoods #4376

                                      Micawber Minn had secreted the parcel from Plovdiv in a hollow tree trunk. The bags of dried fruits were a gift for Glynnis to include in her special juices. But where was the hollow tree?

                                      in reply to: The Precious Life and Rambles of Liz Tattler #4375
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                                        “I am so tired of my “Remember Your Dreams’ group, Finnley. Shall we go to India instead?” remarked Liz.

                                        in reply to: The Precious Life and Rambles of Liz Tattler #4371
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                                          “Oh, I almost forgot to give you this,” added Finnley, presenting Liz with a packet of cotton wool. “It’s to put in your ear while you’re in the foetal position, like the statue.”

                                          “How did such a large statue come out of such a small packet?” Liz asked, wonderingly.

                                          “Never question the mystical wonders of the great ascended master. Just place the cotton wool in your ear as instructed by the Great Lord of Kale.”

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