Reply To: Tales of Tw’Elves

Eliza took the lead with a whopping 111 points for the word fuckwit, and grinned impishly at Flinella. “Beat that!” she said. “I’m going for a swim”.

“Watch out for the dragon”

“Oh bugger off”

And then in unison, “what the fuck? What was that noise?”

“The horns of Gabriel” suggested the nun.

Flinella and Eliza spun round. “Where did she come from?” they whispered. “I thought we were alone on this island.” “Where’s the sound coming from, anyway?”

“It’s coming from Detroit” claimed the man in the plaid trousers. “The objective insertion of the shift just started.”

The two women clutched each others arms as they spun round again. “Where did he come from?”

“And where did he get those trousers!”