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      Helix 25 – Murder Board – Evie’s apartment

      The ship had gone mad.

      Riven Holt stood in what should have been a secured crime scene, staring at the makeshift banner that had replaced his official security tape. “ENTER FREELY AND OF YOUR OWN WILL,” it read, in bold, uneven letters. The edges were charred. Someone had burned it, for reasons he would never understand.

      Behind him, the faint sounds of mass lunacy echoed through the corridors. People chanting, people sobbing, someone loudly trying to bargain with gravity.

      “Sir, the floors are not real! We’ve all been walking on a lie!” someone had screamed earlier, right before diving headfirst into a pile of chairs left there by someone trying to create a portal.

      Riven did his best to ignore the chaos, gripping his tablet like it was the last anchor to reality. He had two dead bodies. He had one ship full of increasingly unhinged people. And he had forty hours without sleep. His brain felt like a dried-out husk, working purely on stubbornness and caffeine fumes.

      Evie was crouched over Mandrake’s remains, muttering to herself as she sorted through digital records. TP stood nearby, his holographic form flickering as if he, too, were being affected by the ship’s collective insanity.

      “Well,” TP mused, rubbing his nonexistent chin. “This is quite the predicament.”

      Riven pinched the bridge of his nose. “TP, if you say anything remotely poetic about the human condition, I will unplug your entire database.”

      TP looked delighted. “Ah, my dear lieutenant, a threat worthy of true desperation!”

      Evie ignored them both, then suddenly stiffened. “Riven, I… you need to see this.”

      He braced himself. “What now?”

      She turned the screen toward him. Two names appeared side by side:

      ETHAN MARLOWE

      MANDRAKE

      Both M.

      The sound that came out of Riven was not quite a word. More like a dying engine trying to restart.

      TP gasped dramatically. “My stars. The letter M! The implications are—”

      “No.” Riven put up a hand, one tremor away from screaming. “We are NOT doing this. I am not letting my brain spiral into a letter-based conspiracy theory while people outside are rolling in protein paste and reciting odes to Jupiter’s moons.”

      Evie, far too calm for his liking, just tapped the screen again. “It’s a pattern. We have to consider it.”

      TP nodded sagely. “Indeed. The letter M—known throughout history as a mark of mystery, malice, and… wait, let me check… ah, macaroni.”

      Riven was going to have an aneurysm.

      Instead, he exhaled slowly, like a man trying to keep the last shreds of his soul from unraveling.

      “That means the Lexicans are involved.”

      Evie paled. “Oh no.”

      TP beamed. “Oh yes!”

      The Lexicans had been especially unpredictable lately. One had been caught trying to record the “song of the walls” because “they hum with forgotten words.” Another had attempted to marry the ship’s AI. A third had been detained for throwing their own clothing into the air vents because “the whispers demanded tribute.”

      Riven leaned against the console, feeling his mind slipping. He needed a reality check. A hard, cold, undeniable fact.

      Only one person could give him that.

      “You know what? Fine,” he muttered. “Let’s just ask the one person who might actually be able to tell me if this is a coincidence or some ancient space cult.”

      Evie frowned. “Who?”

      Riven was already walking. “My grandfather.”

      Evie practically choked. “Wait, WHAT?!”

      TP clapped his hands. “Ah, the classic ‘Wake the Old Man to Solve the Crimes’ maneuver. Love it.”

      The corridors were worse than before. As they made their way toward cryo-storage, the lunacy had escalated:

      A crowd was parading down the halls with helium balloons, chanting, “Gravity is a Lie!”
      A group of engineers had dismantled a security door, claiming “it whispered to them about betrayal.”
      And a bunch of Lexicans, led by Kio’ath, had smeared stinking protein paste onto the Atrium walls, drawing spirals and claiming the prophecy was upon them all.
      Riven’s grip on reality was thin.

      Evie grabbed his arm. “Think about this. What if your grandfather wakes up and he’s just as insane as everyone else?”

      Riven didn’t even break stride. “Then at least we’ll be insane with more context.”

      TP sighed happily. “Ah, reckless decision-making. The very heart of detective work.”

      Helix 25 — Victor Holt’s Awakening

      They reached the cryo-chamber. The pod loomed before them, controls locked down under layers of security.

      Riven cracked his knuckles, eyes burning with the desperation of a man who had officially run out of better options.

      Evie stared. “You’re actually doing this.”

      He was already punching in override codes. “Damn right I am.”

      The door opened. A low hum filled the room. The first thing Riven noticed was the frost still clinging to the edges of an already open cryopod. Cold vapor curled around its base, its occupant nowhere to be seen.

      His stomach clenched. Someone had beaten them here. Another pod’s systems activated. The glass began to fog as temperature levels shifted.

      TP leaned in. “Oh, this is going to be deliciously catastrophic.”

      Before the pod could fully engage, a flicker of movement in the dim light caught Riven’s eye. Near the terminal, hunched over the access panel like a gang of thieves cracking a vault, stood Zoya Kade and Anuí Naskó—and, a baby wrapped in what could only be described as an aggressively overdesigned Lexican tapestry, layers of embroidered symbols and unreadable glyphs woven in mismatched patterns. It was sucking desperately the lexican’s sleeve.

      Riven’s exhaustion turned into a slow, rising fury. For a brief moment, his mind was distracted by something he had never actually considered before—he had always assumed Anuí was a woman. The flowing robes, the mannerisms, the way they carried themselves. But now, cradling the notorious Lexican baby in ceremonial cloth, could they possibly be…

      Anuí caught his look and smiled faintly, unreadable as ever. “This has nothing to do with gender,” they said smoothly, shifting the baby with practiced ease. “I merely am the second father of the child.”

      “Oh, for f***—What in the hell are you two doing here?”

      Anuí barely glanced up, shifting the baby to their other arm as though hacking into a classified cryo-storage facility while holding an infant was a perfectly normal occurrence. “Unlocking the axis of the spiral,” they said smoothly. “It was prophesied. The Speaker’s name has been revealed.”

      Zoya, still pressing at the panel, didn’t even look at him. “We need to wake Victor Holt.”

      Riven threw his hands in the air. “Great! Fantastic! So do we! The difference is that I actually have a reason.”

      Anuí, eyes glinting with something between mischief and intellect, gave an elegant nod. “So do we, Lieutenant. Yours is a crime scene. Ours is history itself.”

      Riven felt his headache spike. “Oh good. You’ve been licking the walls again.”

      TP, absolutely delighted, interjected, “Oh, I like them. Their madness is methodical!”

      Riven narrowed his eyes, pointing at the empty pod. “Who the hell did you wake up?”

      Zoya didn’t flinch. “We don’t know.”

      He barked a laugh, sharp and humorless. “Oh, you don’t know? You cracked into a classified cryo-storage facility, activated a pod, and just—what? Didn’t bother to check who was inside?”

      Anuí adjusted the baby, watching him with that same unsettling, too-knowing expression. “It was not part of the prophecy. We were guided here for Victor Holt.”

      “And yet someone else woke up first!” Riven gestured wildly to the empty pod. “So, unless the prophecy also mentioned mystery corpses walking out of deep freeze, I suggest you start making sense.”

      Before Riven could launch into a proper interrogation, the cryo-system let out a deep hiss.

      Steam coiled up from Victor Holt’s pod as the seals finally unlocked, fog spilling over the edges like something out of an ancient myth. A figure was stirring within, movements sluggish, muscles regaining function after years in suspension.

      And then, from the doorway, another voice rang out, sharp, almost panicked.

      Ellis Marlowe stood at the threshold, looking at the two open pods, his eyes wide with something between shock and horror.

      “What have you done?”

      Riven braced himself.

      Evie muttered, “Oh, this is gonna be bad.”

      #7841

      Klyutch Base – an Unknown Signal

      The flickering green light on the old console pulsed like a heartbeat.

      Orrin Holt leaned forward, tapping the screen. A faint signal had appeared on their outdated long-range scanners—coming from the coastline near the Black Sea. He exchanged a glance with Commander Koval, the no-nonsense leader of Klyutch Base.

      “That can’t be right,” muttered Janos Varga, Solara’s husband who was managing the coms’ beside him. “We haven’t picked up anything out of the coast in years.”

      Koval grunted like an irate bear, then exhaled sharply. “It’s not our priority. We already lost track of the fools we were following at the border. Let them go. If they went south, they’ve got bigger problems.”

      Outside, a distant roar sliced through the cold dusk—a deep, guttural sound that rattled the reinforced windows of the command room.

      Orrin didn’t flinch. He’d heard it before.

      It was the unmistakable cry of a pack of sanglions— лев-кабан lev-kaban as the locals called the monstrous mutated beasts, wild vicious boars as ferocious as rabid lions that roamed Hungary’s wilds— and they were hunting. If the escapees had made their way there, they were as good as dead.

      “Can’t waste the fuel chasing ghosts,” Koval grunted.

      But Orrin was still watching the blip on the screen. That signal had no right to be there, nothing was left in this region for years.

      “Sir,” he said slowly, “I don’t think this is just another lost survivor. This frequency—it’s old. Military-grade. And repeating. Someone wants to be found.”

      A beat of silence. Then Koval straightened.

      “You better be right Holt. Everyone, gear up.”

      Merdhyn – Lazurne Coastal Island — The Signal Tossed into Space

      Merdhyn Winstrom wiped the sweat from his brow, his fingers still trembling from the final connection. He’d made a ramshackle workshop out of a crumbling fishing shack on the deserted islet near Lazurne. He wasn’t one to pay too much notice to the mess or anythings so pedestrian —even as the smell of rusted metal and stale rations had started to overpower the one of sea salt and fish guts.

      The beacon’s old circuitry had been a nightmare, but the moment the final wire sparked to life, he had known that the old tech had awoken: it worked.

      The moment it worked, for the first time in decades, the ancient transponder from the crashed Helix 57 lifeboat had sent a signal into the void.

      If someone was still out there, something was bound to hear it… it was a matter of time, but he had the intuition that he may even get an answer back.

      Tuppence, the chatty rat had returned on his shoulder to nestle in the folds of his makeshift keffieh, but squeaked in protest as the old man let out a half-crazed, victorious laugh.

      “Oh, don’t give me that look, you miserable blighter. We just opened the bloody door.”

      Beyond the broken window, the coastline stretched into the grey horizon. But now… he wasn’t alone.

      A sharp, rhythmic thud-thud-thud in the distance.

      Helicopters.

      He stepped outside, the biting wind lashing at his face, and watched the dark shapes appear on the horizon—figures moving through the low mist.

      Armed. Military-like.

      The men from the nearby Klyutch Base had found him.

      Merdhyn grinned, utterly unfazed by their weapons or the silent threat in their stance. He lifted his trembling, grease-stained hands and pointed back toward the wreckage of Helix 57 behind him.

      “Well then,” he called, voice almost cheerful, “reckon you lot might have the spare parts I need.”

      The soldiers hesitated. Their weapons didn’t lower.

      Merdhyn, however, was already walking toward them, rambling as if they’d asked him the most natural of questions.

      “See, it’s been a right nightmare. Power couplings were fried. Comms were dead. And don’t get me started on the damn heat regulators. But you lot? You might just be the final missing piece.”

      Commander Koval stepped forward, assessing the grizzled old man with the gleam of a genuine mad genius in his eyes.

      Orrin Holt, however, wasn’t looking at the wreck.

      His eyes were on the beacon.

      It was still pulsing, but its pulse had changed — something had been answering back.

      #7813

      Helix 25 – Crusades in the Cruise & Unexpected Archives

      Evie hadn’t planned to visit Seren Vega again so soon, but when Mandrake slinked into her quarters and sat squarely on her console, swishing his tail with intent, she took it as a sign.

      “Alright, you smug little AI-assisted furball,” she muttered, rising from her chair. “What’s so urgent?”

      Mandrake stretched leisurely, then padded toward the door, tail flicking. Evie sighed, grabbed her datapad, and followed.

      He led her straight to Seren’s quarters—no surprise there. The dimly lit space was as chaotic as ever, layers of old records, scattered datapads, and bound volumes stacked in precarious towers. Seren barely looked up as Evie entered, used to these unannounced visits.

      “Tell the cat to stop knocking over my books,” she said dryly. “It never ever listens.”

      “Well it’s a cat, isn’t it?” Evie replied. “And he seems to have an agenda.”

      Mandrake leaped onto one of the shelves, knocking loose a tattered, old-fashioned book. It thudded onto the floor, flipping open near Evie’s feet. She crouched, brushing dust from the cover. Blood and Oaths: A Romance of the Crusades by Liz Tattler.

      She glanced at Seren. “Tattler again?”

      Seren shrugged. “Romualdo must have left it here. He hoards her books like sacred texts.”

      Evie turned the pages, pausing at an unusual passage. The prose was different—less florid than Liz’s usual ramblings, more… restrained.

      A fragment of text had been underlined, a single note scribbled in the margin: Not fiction.

      Evie found a spot where she could sit on the floor, and started to read eagerly.

      “Blood and Oaths: A Romance of the Crusades — Chapter XII
      Sidon, 1157 AD.

      Brother Edric knelt within the dim sanctuary, the cold stone pressing into his bones. The candlelight flickered across the vaulted ceilings, painting ghosts upon the walls. The voices of his ancestors whispered within him, their memories not his own, yet undeniable. He knew the placement of every fortification before his enemies built them. He spoke languages he had never learned.

      He could not recall the first time it happened, only that it had begun after his initiation into the Order—after the ritual, the fasting, the bloodletting beneath the broken moon. The last one, probably folklore, but effective.

      It came as a gift.

      It was a curse.

      His brothers called it divine providence. He called it a drowning. Each time he drew upon it, his sense of self blurred. His grandfather’s memories bled into his own, his thoughts weighted by decisions made a lifetime ago.

      And now, as he rose, he knew with certainty that their mission to reclaim the stronghold would fail. He had seen it through the eyes of his ancestor, the soldier who stood at these gates seventy years prior.

      ‘You know things no man should know,’ his superior whispered that night. ‘Be cautious, Brother Edric, for knowledge begets temptation.’

      And Edric knew, too, the greatest temptation was not power.

      It was forgetting which thoughts were his own.

      Which life was his own.

      He had vowed to bear this burden alone. His order demanded celibacy, for the sealed secrets of State must never pass beyond those trained to wield it.

      But Edric had broken that vow.

      Somewhere, beyond these walls, there was a child who bore his blood. And if blood held memory…

      He did not finish the thought. He could not bear to.”

      Evie exhaled, staring at the page. “This isn’t just Tattler’s usual nonsense, is it?”

      Seren shook her head distractedly.

      “It reads like a first-hand account—filtered through Liz’s dramatics, of course. But the details…” She tapped the underlined section. “Someone wanted this remembered.”

      Mandrake, still perched smugly above them, let out a satisfied mrrrow.

      Evie sat back, a seed of realization sprouting in her mind. “If this was real, and if this technique survived somehow…”

      Mandrake finished the thought for her. “Then Amara’s theory isn’t theory at all.”

      Evie ran a hand through her hair, glancing at the cat than at Evie. “I hate it when Mandrake’s right.”

      “Well what’s a witch without her cat, isn’t it?” Seren replied with a smile.

      Mandrake only flicked his tail, his work here done.

      #7809

      Earth, Black Sea Coastal Island near Lazurne, Ukraine – The Tinkerer

      Cornishman Merdhyn Winstrom had grown accustomed to the silence.

      It wasn’t the kind of silence one found in an empty room or a quiet night in Cornwall, but the profound, devouring kind—the silence of a world were life as we knew it had disappeared. A world where its people had moved on without him.

      The Black Sea stretched before him, vast and unknowable, still as a dark mirror reflecting a sky that had long since stopped making promises. He stood on the highest point of the islet, atop a jagged rock behind which stood in contrast to the smooth metal of the wreckage.

      His wreckage.

      That’s how he saw it, maybe the last man standing on Earth.

      It had been two years since he stumbled upon the remains of Helix 57 shuttle —or what was left of it. Of all the Helixes cruise ships that were lost, the ones closest to Earth during the Calamity had known the most activity —people trying to leave and escape Earth, while at the same time people in the skies struggling to come back to loved ones. Most of the orbital shuttles didn’t make it during the chaos, and those who did were soon lost to space’s infinity, or Earth’s last embrace.

      This shuttle should have been able to land a few hundred people to safety —Merdhyn couldn’t find much left inside when he’d discovered it, survivors would have been long dispersed looking for food networks and any possible civilisation remnants near the cities. It was left here, a gutted-out orbital shuttle, fractured against the rocky coast, its metal frame corroded by salt air, its systems dead. The beauty of mechanics was that dead wasn’t the same as useless.

      And Merdhyn never saw anything as useless.

      With slow, methodical care, he adjusted the small receiver strapped to his wrist—a makeshift contraption built from salvaged components, scavenged antennae, and the remains of an old Soviet radio. He tapped the device twice. The static fizzled, cracked. Nothing.

      “Still deaf,” he muttered.

      Perched at his shoulder, Tuppence chattered at him, a stuborn rodent that attached himself and that Merdhyn had adopted months ago as he was scouting the area. He reached his pocket and gave it a scrap of food off a stale biscuit still wrapped in the shiny foil.

      Merdhyn exhaled, rolling his shoulders. He was getting too old for this. Too many years alone, too many hours hunched over corroded circuits, trying to squeeze life from what had already died.

      But the shuttle wasn’t dead. After his first check, he was quite sure. Now it was time to get to work.

      He stepped inside, ducking beneath an exposed beam, brushing past wiring that had long since lost its insulation. The stale scent of metal and old circuitry greeted him. The interior was a skeletal mess—panels missing, control consoles shattered, displays reduced to nothing but flickering ghosts of their former selves.

      Still, he had power.

      Not much. Just enough to light a few panels, enough to make him think he wasn’t mad for trying.

      As it happened, Merdhyn had a plan: a ridiculous, impossible, brilliant plan.

      He would fix it.

      The whole thing if he could, but if anything. It would certainly take him months before the shuttle from Helix 57 could go anywhere— that is, in one piece. He could surely start to repair the comms, get a signal out, get something moving, then maybe—just maybe—he could find out if there was anything left out there.

      Anything that wasn’t just sea and sky and ghosts.

      He ran his fingers along the edge of the console, feeling the warped metal. The ship had crashed hard. It shouldn’t have made it down in one piece, but something had slowed it. Some system had tried to function, even in its dying moments.

      That meant something was still alive.

      He just had to wake it up.

      Tuppence chittered, scurrying onto his shoulder.

      Merdhyn chuckled. “Aye, I know. One of these days, I’ll start talking to people instead of rats.”

      Tuppence flicked her tail.

      He pulled out a battered datapad—one of his few working relics—and tapped the screen. The interface stuttered, but held. He navigated to his schematics, his notes, his carefully built plans.

      The transponder array.

      If he could get it working, even partially, he might be able to listen.

      To hear something—anything—on the waves beyond this rock.

      A voice. A signal. A trace of the world that had forgotten him.

      Merdhyn exhaled. “Let’s see if we can get you talking again, eh?”

      He adjusted his grip, tools clinking at his belt, and got to work.

      #7772

      Upper Decks – The Pilot’s Seat (Sort Of)

      Kai Nova reclined in his chair, boots propped against the console, arms folded behind his head. The cockpit hummed with the musical blipping of automation. Every sleek interface, polished to perfection by the cleaning robots under Finkley’s command, gleamed in a lulling self-sustaining loop—self-repairing, self-correcting, self-determining.

      And that meant there wasn’t much left for him to do.

      Once, piloting meant piloting. Gripping the yoke, feeling the weight of the ship respond, aligning a course by instinct and skill. Now? It was all handled before he even thought to lift a finger. Every slight course adjustment, to the smallest stabilizing thrust were effortlessly preempted by Synthia’s vast, all-knowing “intelligence”. She anticipated drift before it even started, corrected trajectory before a human could perceive the error.

      Kai was a pilot in name only.

      A soft chime. Then, the clipped, clinical voice of Cadet Taygeta:

      “You’re slacking off again.”

      Kai cracked one eye open, groaning. “Good morning, buzzkill.”

      She stood rigid at the entryway, arms crossed, datapad in hand. Young, brilliant, and utterly incapable of normal human warmth. Her uniform was pristine—always pristine—with a regulation-perfect collar that probably had never been out of place in their entire life.

      Synthia calculates you’ve spent 76% of your shifts in a reclining position,” the Cadet noted. “Which, statistically, makes you more of a chair than a pilot.”

      Kai smirked. “And yet, here I am, still getting credits.”

      The Cadet face had changed subtly ; she exhaled sharply. “I don’t understand why they keep you here. It’s inefficient.”

      Kai swung his legs down and stretched. “They keep me around for when things go wrong. Machines are great at running the show—until something unexpected happens. Then they come crawling back to good ol’ human instinct.”

      “Unexpected like what? Absinthe Pirates?” The Cadet smirked, but Kai said nothing.

      She narrowed their eyes, her voice firm but wavering. “Things aren’t supposed to go wrong.”

      Kai chuckled. “You must be new to space, Taygeta.”

      He gestured toward the vast, star-speckled abyss beyond the viewport. Helix 25 cruised effortlessly through the void, a floating city locked in perfect motion. But perfection was a lie. He could feel it.

      There were some things off. At the top of his head, one took precedence.

      Fuel — it wasn’t infinite, and despite Synthia’s unwavering quantum computing, he knew it was a problem no one liked talking about. The ship wasn’t meant for this—for an endless voyage into the unknown. It was meant to return.

      But that wasn’t happening.

      He leaned forward, flipping a display open. “Let’s play a game, Cadet. Humor me.” He tapped a few keys, pulling up Helix 25’s projected trajectory. “What happens if we shift course by, say… two degrees?”

      The Cadet scoffed. “That would be reckless. At our current velocity, even a fractional deviation—”

      “Just humor me.”

      After a pause, she exhaled sharply and ran the numbers. A simulation appeared: a slight two-degree shift, a ripple effect across the ship’s calculated path.

      And then—

      Everything went to hell.

      The screen flickered red.

      Projected drift. Fuel expenditure spike. The trajectory extending outward into nowhere.

      The Cadet’s posture stiffened. “That can’t be right.”

      “Oh, but it is,” Kai said, leaning back with a knowing grin. “One little adjustment, and we slingshot into deep space with no way back.”

      The Cadet’s eyes flicked to the screen, then back to Kai. “Why would you test that?”

      Kai drummed his fingers on the console. “Because I don’t trust a system that’s been in control for decades without oversight.”

      A soft chime.

      Synthia’s voice slid into the cockpit, smooth and impassive.

      Pilot Nova. Unnecessary simulations disrupt workflow efficiency.”

      Kai’s jaw tensed. “Yeah? And what happens if a real course correction is needed?”

      “All adjustments are accounted for.”

      Kai and the Cadet exchanged a look.

      Synthia always had an answer. Always knew more than she said.

      He tapped the screen again, running a deeper scan. The ship’s fuel usage log. Projected refueling points.

      All were blank.

      Kai’s gut twisted. “You know, for a ship that’s supposed to be self-sustaining, we sure don’t have a lot of refueling options.”

      The Cadet stiffened. “We… don’t refuel?”

      Kai’s eyes didn’t leave the screen. “Not unless Synthia finds us a way.”

      Silence.

      Then, the Cadet swallowed. For the first time, a flicker of something almost human in her expression.

      Uncertainty.

      Kai sighed, pushing back from the console. “Welcome to the real job, kid.”

      Because the truth was simple.

      They weren’t driving this ship.

      The ship was driving them.

      And it all started when all hell broke lose on Earth, decades back, and when the ships of refugees caught up with the Helix 25 on its way back to Earth. One of those ships, his dad had told him, took over management, made it turn around for a new mission, “upgraded” it with Synthia, and with the new order…

      The ship was driving them, and there was no sign of a ghost beyond the machine.

      #7737

      Evie stared at TP, waiting for further elaboration. He simply steepled his fingers and smirked, a glitchy picture of insufferable patience.

      “You can’t just drop a bombshell like that and leave it hanging,” she said.

      “But my dear Evie, I must!” TP declared, flickering theatrically. “For as the great Pea Stoll once mused—‘It was suspicious in a Pea Saucerer’s ways…’

      Evie groaned. “TP—”

      “A jest! A mere jest!” He twirled an imaginary cane. “And yet, what do we truly know of the elusive Mr. Herbert? If we wish to uncover his secrets, we must look into his… associations.”

      Evie frowned. “Funny you said that, I would have thought ‘means, motive, alibis’ but I must be getting ahead of myself…” He had a point. “By associations, you mean —Seren Vega?”

      “Indeed!” TP froze accessing invisible records, then clapped his hands together. “Seren Vega, archivist extraordinaire of the wondrous past, keeper resplendent of forgotten knowledge… and, if the ship’s whisperings hold any weight, a woman Herbert was particularly keen on seeing.”

      Evie exhaled, already halfway to the door. “Alright, let’s go see Seren.”

      :fleuron2:

      Seren Vega’s quarters weren’t standard issue—too many rugs, too many hanging ornaments, a hint of a passion for hoarding, and an unshakable musky scent of an animal’s den. The place felt like the ship itself had grown around it, heavy with the weight of history.

      And then, there was Mandrake.

      The bionic-enhanced cat perched on a high shelf, tail flicking, eyes glowing faintly. “What do you want?” he asked flatly, his tone dripping with a well-practiced blend of boredom and disdain.

      Evie arched a brow. “Nice to see you too, Mandrake.”

      Seren, cross-legged on a cushion, glanced up from her console. “Evie,” she greeted calmly. “And… oh no.” She sighed, already bracing herself. “You’ve brought it —what do you call him already? Orion Reed?”

      Evie replied “Great memory Ms Vega, as expected. Yes, this was the name of the beta version —this one’s improved but still working the kinks of the programme, he goes by ‘TP’ nowadays. Hope you don’t mind, he’s helping me gather clues.” She caught herself, almost telling too much to a potential suspect.

      TP puffed up indignantly. “I must protest, Madame Vega! Our past encounters, while lively, have been nothing but the height of professional discourse!”

      Mandrake yawned. “She means you talk too much.”

      Evie hid a smirk. “I need your help, Seren. It’s about Mr. Herbert.”

      Seren’s fingers paused over her console. “He’s the one they found in the dryer.” It wasn’t a question.

      Evie nodded. “What do you know about him?”

      Seren studied her for a moment, then, with a slow exhale, tapped a command into her console. The room dimmed as the walls flickered to life, displaying a soft cascade of memories—public logs, old surveillance feeds, snippets of conversations once lost to time.

      “He wasn’t supposed to be here,” Seren said at last. “He arrived without a record. No one really questioned it, because, well… no one questions much anymore. But if you looked closely, the ship never registered him properly.”

      Evie’s pulse quickened. TP let out an approving hum.

      Seren continued, scrolling through the visuals. “He came to me, sometimes. Asked about old Earth history. Strange, fragmented questions. He wanted to know how records were kept, how things could be erased.”

      Evie and TP exchanged a glance.

      Seren frowned slightly, as if piecing together a thought she hadn’t dared before. “And then… he stopped coming.”

      Mandrake, still watching from his shelf, stretched lazily. Then, with perfect nonchalance, he added, “Oh yeah. And he wasn’t using his real name.”

      Evie snapped to attention. “What?”

      The cat flicked his tail. “Mr. Herbert. The name was fake. He called himself that, but it wasn’t what the system had logged when he first stepped on board.”

      Seren turned sharply toward him. “Mandrake, you never mentioned this before.”

      The cat yawned. “You never asked.”

      Evie felt a chill roll through her. “So what was his real name?”

      Mandrake’s eyes glowed, data scrolling in his enhanced vision.

      “Something about… Ethan,” he mused. “Ethan… M.”

      The room went very still.

      Evie swallowed hard. “Ethan Marlowe?”

      Seren paled. “Ellis Marlowe’s son.”

      TP, for once, was silent.

      #7324

      “And that, my Dear Reader, is why, even to this day, a traffic cone is called a witches hat.”

      It was the boy’s favourite bed-time story and Frigella had read it so many times she knew it nearly by heart. She twisted her neck so she could look down on the child; his breathing was soft, the bedside light illuminated long white lashes resting on chubby cheeks. Slowly… silently, she closed the book, switched off the night lamp and edged herself from the bed. She was very keen to log on to the Ritual and see what progress, if any, Eris had made.

      The encounter with Truella and Jeezel that afternoon down at the Cabbage had disturbed her. It was not like them … Truella pouting and mutinous, Jeezel swaggering in so full of her own self-importance. And herself! Blushing and snorting and carrying on for no reason when it was her very nature to be composed. They had always worked as a team, the four of them; it was their strength.

      Was some powerful magic afoot that had got through their protection? Perhaps Eris had found something. Her nose twitched and she realised she could still smell it, a pungent uneasiness. Like stale smoke.

      “Aunt Friggy?”

      She sighed. Her brother had made her promise not to use magic on the child but surely just a wee sprinkle of moon dust couldn’t hurt?

      “Yes Conor?”

      “Are witches true?”

      She sat down on the bed.

      “What does your Daddy say?” She stroked the child’s yellow-blond hair. Silky, like her own. He looked more like her than he did his own parents with his alabaster skin and eyes that changed colour like the sea. Always watching he was too, as though he was looking to the very heart of a matter. Just like herself. She was sure he had inherited the gift but Lorcon was having none of that nonsense and had told her so in no uncertain terms. The boy would suffer for it in time though. Just like she had when it had been denied.

      “He said Conor don’t be so daft.”

      Of course he did. Lorcon clung frantically to his normal life with his normal wife. Tonight she was baby-sitting Conor while they went on a normal date night. Still, she should not be so hard on Lorcon; it was a strange upbringing they’d had themselves.

      She kissed the boy’s forehead and breathed deeply. The sweet scent of night jasmin washed over her. At least she’d be there for Conor. The thought consoled her.

      “Shall I leave the light on for you, Poppet?”

      #6460

      In reply to: Orbs of Madjourneys

      The vendor was preparing the Lorgh Drülp with the dexterity of a Japanese sushi chef. A piece of yak, tons of spices, minced vegetables, and some other ingredients that Youssef couldn’t recognise. He turned his attention to the shaman’s performance. The team was trying to follow the man’s erratic moves under Miss Tartiflate’s supervision.  Youssef could hear her shouting to Kyle to get closer shots. It reminded him that he had to get an internet connection.

      “Is there a wifi?” asked Youssef to the vendor. The man bobbed his head and pointed at the table with a knife just as big as a machete. Impressed by the size of the blade, Youssef almost didn’t see the tattoo on the vendor’s forearm. The man resumed his cooking swiftly and his long yellow sleeve hid the tattoo. Youssef touched his screen to look at his exchange with Xavier. He searched for the screenshot he had taken of the Thi Gang’s message. There it was. The mummy skull with Darth Vador’s helmet. The same as the man’s tattoo. Xavier’s last message was about the translation being an ancient silk road recipe. They had thought it a fluke in AL’s algorithm. Youssef glanced at the vendor and his knife. Could he be part of Thi Gang?

      Youssef didn’t have time to think of a plan when the vendor put a tray with the Lorgh Drülp and little balls of tsampa on the table. The man pointed with his finger at the menu on the table, uncovering his forearm, it was the same as the Thi Gang logo.

      “Wifi on menu,” the man said. “Tsampa, good for you…”

      A commotion at the market place interrupted them. Apparently Kyle had gone too close and the shaman had crashed into him and the rest of the team. The man was cursing every one of them and Miss Tartiflate was apparently trying to calm him down by offering him snack bars. But the shaman kept brandishing an ugly sceptre that looked like a giant chicken foot covered in greasy fur, while cursing them with broken english. The tourists were all brandishing their phones, not missing a thing, ready to send their videos on TrickTruck. The shaman left angrily, ignoring all attempts at conciliation. There would be no reportage.

      “Hahaha, tourists, they believe anything they see,” said the vendor before returning to his stove and his knife.

      Despite his hunger, Youssef thought he’d better hurry with the wifi, now that the crew was out of work, he would be the target of Miss Tartiflate’s frustration. Furthermore, he wanted to lay low and not attract the vendor’s attention.

      3235 messages from his friends. How would he ever catch up?
      Among them, messages from Xavier. Youssef sighed of relief when he read that his friend had regained full access of the website and updated the system to fix a security flaw that allowed Thi Gang to gain access in the first place. But he growled when his friend continued with the bad news. There was some damage done to the content of THE BLOG.

      To console himself, Youssef started to eat a ball of tsampa. It was sweet and tasted like rose. He took a second and spit it out almost immediately. There was a piece of paper inside. He smoothed it and discovered a series of five pictograms.

      🧔🌮🔍🔑🏞️

      The first one was like a hologram and kept changing into six horizontal bars. The second one, looking like a tako bell, kept reversing side. Youssef raised his head to call the vendor and nobody was there. He got up and looked for the guy, Thi Gang or not, he needed some answers. Voices came from behind the curtain at the back of the stall. Youssef walked around the stall and saw the shaman and the vendor exchanging clothes. The caucasian man was now wearing the colourful costume and the drum. When he saw Youssef, he smiled and waved his hand, making the bells from the hem ring. Then he turned around and left, whistling an air that sounded strangely like the music of the Game. Youssef was about to run after him when a hand grasped his shirt.

      “Please! Tell me at least that THE BLOG is up and running!” said an angry voice.

      #6396

      In reply to: Orbs of Madjourneys

      Youssef woke up with a hangover. The guy from the restaurant had put fermented horse milk in his yak butter tea and he was already drunk before he could realize it. Apparently it had been a joke played on him by some of the team members he suspected didn’t quite like the humour of his real life shirt collection. Especially the one with the man shouting at his newspaper on his toilets.
      As soon as he had gotten out of the yurt, before he could go have some breakfast, his boss, Miss Tartiflate, pounced on him because there was something wrong with THE BLOG. And Youssef was the one in charge of it. And it was important because people in the world were expecting her posts about the shooting everyday. Truth is, since they couldn’t find the last Mongolian shaman, who apparently called himself Lama Yoneze, and the views had dropped dramatically. Youssef suspected Miss Tartiflate was not as ignorante as she wanted him to believe and had broken the blog on purpose so that her own boss wouldn’t accuse her of being lazy.

      “I have a reputation, you know!”

      She had said that looking like he didn’t have one, and nobody cared anyway.

      Youssef looked at the clock on his phone. They were supposed to meet with Zara, Xavier and Yasmine in thirty minutes. He had tried to sort out THE BLOG problem, but nothing seemed to work, and time was running out. Despite all being ok on the admin console, nothing was showing up on the page. He had called Gang Thi, the Nepalese company in charge of the blog, three times. Each time the receptionist hang up on him while attempting to put him on hold, or so she said. Now, nobody even bother to answer the damn phone.

      Miss Tartiflate passed her head between the curtains of the yurt.

      “Are you finished yet ?” she asked that as if he was on the throne.

      “Nope!”

      “What!? How? Do you have sausage fingers? My 5 years old daughter is more nimble than you with computers.”

      “Well, you should have brought her with us then,” said Youssef with an irritated smile, fed up by her constant useless interruptions.

      She grunted and closed the curtains angrily. Youssef growled like a bear, showing his bare teeth. Everybody knew why she jumped on the occasion for this trip: needed some fresh air from her nimble daughter and her husband.

      An alert showed up on his phone : “You’ve got a message from 💣Gang Thi💣”. The bomb in the title looked suspicious, and his stomach growled, reminding him he hadn’t eaten this morning. He clicked to open it.

      The face of a mummy looking like Darth Vader and laughing like the Joker jumped on his screen. After a few seconds a message started to appear in a tongue he couldn’t decipher.

      Youssef looked at the clock and almost threw his phone on the ground as the mummy started to laugh again.
      He would definitely have to miss the meeting with his friends.

      #6263
      TracyTracy
      Participant

        From Tanganyika with Love

        continued  ~ part 4

        With thanks to Mike Rushby.

        Mchewe Estate. 31st January 1936

        Dearest Family,

        Life is very quiet just now. Our neighbours have left and I miss them all especially
        Joni who was always a great bearer of news. We also grew fond of his Swedish
        brother-in-law Max, whose loud ‘Hodi’ always brought a glad ‘Karibu’ from us. His wife,
        Marion, I saw less often. She is not strong and seldom went visiting but has always
        been friendly and kind and ready to share her books with me.

        Ann’s birthday is looming ahead and I am getting dreadfully anxious that her
        parcels do not arrive in time. I am delighted that you were able to get a good head for
        her doll, dad, but horrified to hear that it was so expensive. You would love your
        ‘Charming Ann’. She is a most responsible little soul and seems to have outgrown her
        mischievous ways. A pity in a way, I don’t want her to grow too serious. You should see
        how thoroughly Ann baths and towels herself. She is anxious to do Georgie and Kate
        as well.

        I did not mean to teach Ann to write until after her fifth birthday but she has taught
        herself by copying the large print in newspaper headlines. She would draw a letter and
        ask me the name and now I find that at four Ann knows the whole alphabet. The front
        cement steps is her favourite writing spot. She uses bits of white clay we use here for
        whitewashing.

        Coffee prices are still very low and a lot of planters here and at Mbosi are in a
        mess as they can no longer raise mortgages on their farms or get advances from the
        Bank against their crops. We hear many are leaving their farms to try their luck on the
        Diggings.

        George is getting fed up too. The snails are back on the shamba and doing
        frightful damage. Talk of the plagues of Egypt! Once more they are being collected in
        piles and bashed into pulp. The stench on the shamba is frightful! The greybeards in the
        village tell George that the local Chief has put a curse on the farm because he is angry
        that the Government granted George a small extension to the farm two years ago! As
        the Chief was consulted at the time and was agreeable this talk of a curse is nonsense
        but goes to show how the uneducated African put all disasters down to witchcraft.

        With much love,
        Eleanor.

        Mchewe Estate. 9th February 1936

        Dearest Family,

        Ann’s birthday yesterday was not quite the gay occasion we had hoped. The
        seventh was mail day so we sent a runner for the mail, hoping against hope that your
        parcel containing the dolls head had arrived. The runner left for Mbeya at dawn but, as it
        was a very wet day, he did not return with the mail bag until after dark by which time Ann
        was fast asleep. My heart sank when I saw the parcel which contained the dolls new
        head. It was squashed quite flat. I shed a few tears over that shattered head, broken
        quite beyond repair, and George felt as bad about it as I did. The other parcel arrived in
        good shape and Ann loves her little sewing set, especially the thimble, and the nursery
        rhymes are a great success.

        Ann woke early yesterday and began to open her parcels. She said “But
        Mummy, didn’t Barbara’s new head come?” So I had to show her the fragments.
        Instead of shedding the flood of tears I expected, Ann just lifted the glass eyes in her
        hand and said in a tight little voice “Oh poor Barbara.” George saved the situation. as
        usual, by saying in a normal voice,”Come on Ann, get up and lets play your new
        records.” So we had music and sweets before breakfast. Later I removed Barbara’s
        faded old blond wig and gummed on the glossy new brown one and Ann seems quite
        satisfied.

        Last night, after the children were tucked up in bed, we discussed our financial
        situation. The coffee trees that have survived the plagues of borer beetle, mealie bugs
        and snails look strong and fine, but George says it will be years before we make a living
        out of the farm. He says he will simply have to make some money and he is leaving for
        the Lupa on Saturday to have a look around on the Diggings. If he does decide to peg
        a claim and work it he will put up a wattle and daub hut and the children and I will join him
        there. But until such time as he strikes gold I shall have to remain here on the farm and
        ‘Keep the Home Fires Burning’.

        Now don’t go and waste pity on me. Women all over the country are having to
        stay at home whilst their husbands search for a livelihood. I am better off than most
        because I have a comfortable little home and loyal servants and we still have enough
        capitol to keep the wolf from the door. Anyway this is the rainy season and hardly the
        best time to drag three small children around the sodden countryside on prospecting
        safaris.

        So I’ll stay here at home and hold thumbs that George makes a lucky strike.

        Heaps of love to all,
        Eleanor.

        Mchewe Estate. 27th February 1936

        Dearest Family,

        Well, George has gone but here we are quite safe and cosy. Kate is asleep and
        Ann and Georgie are sprawled on the couch taking it in turns to enumerate the things
        God has made. Every now and again Ann bothers me with an awkward question. “Did
        God make spiders? Well what for? Did he make weeds? Isn’t He silly, mummy? She is
        becoming a very practical person. She sews surprisingly well for a four year old and has
        twice made cakes in the past week, very sweet and liberally coloured with cochineal and
        much appreciated by Georgie.

        I have been without George for a fortnight and have adapted myself to my new
        life. The children are great company during the day and I have arranged my evenings so
        that they do not seem long. I am determined that when George comes home he will find
        a transformed wife. I read an article entitled ‘Are you the girl he married?’ in a magazine
        last week and took a good look in the mirror and decided that I certainly was not! Hair dry,
        skin dry, and I fear, a faint shadow on the upper lip. So now I have blown the whole of
        your Christmas Money Order on an order to a chemist in Dar es Salaam for hair tonic,
        face cream and hair remover and am anxiously awaiting the parcel.

        In the meantime, after tucking the children into bed at night, I skip on the verandah
        and do the series of exercises recommended in the magazine article. After this exertion I
        have a leisurely bath followed by a light supper and then read or write letters to pass
        the time until Kate’s ten o’clock feed. I have arranged for Janey to sleep in the house.
        She comes in at 9.30 pm and makes up her bed on the living room floor by the fire.

        The days are by no means uneventful. The day before yesterday the biggest
        troop of monkeys I have ever seen came fooling around in the trees and on the grass
        only a few yards from the house. These monkeys were the common grey monkeys
        with black faces. They came in all sizes and were most entertaining to watch. Ann and
        Georgie had a great time copying their antics and pulling faces at the monkeys through
        the bedroom windows which I hastily closed.

        Thomas, our headman, came running up and told me that this troop of monkeys
        had just raided his maize shamba and asked me to shoot some of them. I would not of
        course do this. I still cannot bear to kill any animal, but I fired a couple of shots in the air
        and the monkeys just melted away. It was fantastic, one moment they were there and
        the next they were not. Ann and Georgie thought I had been very unkind to frighten the
        poor monkeys but honestly, when I saw what they had done to my flower garden, I
        almost wished I had hardened my heart and shot one or two.

        The children are all well but Ann gave me a nasty fright last week. I left Ann and
        Georgie at breakfast whilst I fed Fanny, our bull terrier on the back verandah. Suddenly I
        heard a crash and rushed inside to find Ann’s chair lying on its back and Ann beside it on
        the floor perfectly still and with a paper white face. I shouted for Janey to bring water and
        laid Ann flat on the couch and bathed her head and hands. Soon she sat up with a wan
        smile and said “I nearly knocked my head off that time, didn’t I.” She must have been
        standing on the chair and leaning against the back. Our brick floors are so terribly hard that
        she might have been seriously hurt.

        However she was none the worse for the fall, but Heavens, what an anxiety kids
        are.

        Lots of love,
        Eleanor

        Mchewe Estate. 12th March 1936

        Dearest Family,

        It was marvellous of you to send another money order to replace the one I spent
        on cosmetics. With this one I intend to order boots for both children as a protection from
        snake bite, though from my experience this past week the threat seems to be to the
        head rather than the feet. I was sitting on the couch giving Kate her morning milk from a
        cup when a long thin snake fell through the reed ceiling and landed with a thud just behind
        the couch. I shouted “Nyoka, Nyoka!” (Snake,Snake!) and the houseboy rushed in with
        a stick and killed the snake. I then held the cup to Kate’s mouth again but I suppose in
        my agitation I tipped it too much because the baby choked badly. She gasped for
        breath. I quickly gave her a sharp smack on the back and a stream of milk gushed
        through her mouth and nostrils and over me. Janey took Kate from me and carried her
        out into the fresh air on the verandah and as I anxiously followed her through the door,
        another long snake fell from the top of the wall just missing me by an inch or so. Luckily
        the houseboy still had the stick handy and dispatched this snake also.

        The snakes were a pair of ‘boomslangs’, not nice at all, and all day long I have
        had shamba boys coming along to touch hands and say “Poli Memsahib” – “Sorry
        madam”, meaning of course ‘Sorry you had a fright.’

        Apart from that one hectic morning this has been a quiet week. Before George
        left for the Lupa he paid off most of the farm hands as we can now only afford a few
        labourers for the essential work such as keeping the weeds down in the coffee shamba.
        There is now no one to keep the grass on the farm roads cut so we cannot use the pram
        when we go on our afternoon walks. Instead Janey carries Kate in a sling on her back.
        Janey is a very clean slim woman, and her clothes are always spotless, so Kate keeps
        cool and comfortable. Ann and Georgie always wear thick overalls on our walks as a
        protection against thorns and possible snakes. We usually make our way to the
        Mchewe River where Ann and Georgie paddle in the clear cold water and collect shiny
        stones.

        The cosmetics parcel duly arrived by post from Dar es Salaam so now I fill the
        evenings between supper and bed time attending to my face! The much advertised
        cream is pink and thick and feels revolting. I smooth it on before bedtime and keep it on
        all night. Just imagine if George could see me! The advertisements promise me a skin
        like a rose in six weeks. What a surprise there is in store for George!

        You will have been wondering what has happened to George. Well on the Lupa
        he heard rumours of a new gold strike somewhere in the Sumbawanga District. A couple
        of hundred miles from here I think, though I am not sure where it is and have no one to
        ask. You look it up on the map and tell me. John Molteno is also interested in this and
        anxious to have it confirmed so he and George have come to an agreement. John
        Molteno provided the porters for the journey together with prospecting tools and
        supplies but as he cannot leave his claims, or his gold buying business, George is to go
        on foot to the area of the rumoured gold strike and, if the strike looks promising will peg
        claims in both their names.

        The rainy season is now at its height and the whole countryside is under water. All
        roads leading to the area are closed to traffic and, as there are few Europeans who
        would attempt the journey on foot, George proposes to get a head start on them by
        making this uncomfortable safari. I have just had my first letter from George since he left
        on this prospecting trip. It took ages to reach me because it was sent by runner to
        Abercorn in Northern Rhodesia, then on by lorry to Mpika where it was put on a plane
        for Mbeya. George writes the most charming letters which console me a little upon our
        all too frequent separations.

        His letter was cheerful and optimistic, though reading between the lines I should
        say he had a grim time. He has reached Sumbawanga after ‘a hell of a trip’, to find that
        the rumoured strike was at Mpanda and he had a few more days of foot safari ahead.
        He had found the trip from the Lupa even wetter than he had expected. The party had
        three days of wading through swamps sometimes waist deep in water. Of his sixteen
        porters, four deserted an the second day out and five others have had malaria and so
        been unable to carry their loads. He himself is ‘thin but very fit’, and he sounds full of
        beans and writes gaily of the marvellous holiday we will have if he has any decent luck! I
        simply must get that mink and diamonds complexion.

        The frustrating thing is that I cannot write back as I have no idea where George is
        now.

        With heaps of love,
        Eleanor.

        Mchewe Estate. 24th March 1936

        Dearest Family,
        How kind you are. Another parcel from home. Although we are very short
        of labourers I sent a special runner to fetch it as Ann simply couldn’t bear the suspense
        of waiting to see Brenda, “My new little girl with plaits.” Thank goodness Brenda is
        unbreakable. I could not have born another tragedy. She really is an exquisite little doll
        and has hardly been out of Ann’s arms since arrival. She showed Brenda proudly to all
        the staff. The kitchen boy’s face was a study. His eyes fairly came out on sticks when he
        saw the dolls eyes not only opening and shutting, but moving from side to side in that
        incredibly lifelike way. Georgie loves his little model cars which he carries around all day
        and puts under his pillow at night.

        As for me, I am enchanted by my very smart new frock. Janey was so lavish with
        her compliments when I tried the frock on, that in a burst of generosity I gave her that
        rather tartish satin and lace trousseau nighty, and she was positively enthralled. She
        wore it that very night when she appeared as usual to doss down by the fire.
        By the way it was Janey’s turn to have a fright this week. She was in the
        bathroom washing the children’s clothes in an outsize hand basin when it happened. As
        she took Georgie’s overalls from the laundry basket a large centipede ran up her bare
        arm. Luckily she managed to knock the centipede off into the hot water in the hand basin.
        It was a brute, about six inches long of viciousness with a nasty sting. The locals say that
        the bite is much worse than a scorpions so Janey had a lucky escape.

        Kate cut her first two teeth yesterday and will, I hope, sleep better now. I don’t
        feel that pink skin food is getting a fair trial with all those broken nights. There is certainly
        no sign yet of ‘The skin he loves to touch”. Kate, I may say, is rosy and blooming. She
        can pull herself upright providing she has something solid to hold on to. She is so plump
        I have horrible visions of future bow legs so I push her down, but she always bobs up
        again.

        Both Ann and Georgie are mad on books. Their favourites are ‘Barbar and
        Celeste” and, of all things, ‘Struvel Peter’ . They listen with absolute relish to the sad tale
        of Harriet who played with matches.

        I have kept a laugh for the end. I am hoping that it will not be long before George
        comes home and thought it was time to take the next step towards glamour, so last
        Wednesday after lunch I settled the children on their beds and prepared to remove the ,
        to me, obvious down on my upper lip. (George always loyally says that he can’t see
        any.) Well I got out the tube of stuff and carefully followed the directions. I smoothed a
        coating on my upper lip. All this was watched with great interest by the children, including
        the baby, who stood up in her cot for a better view. Having no watch, I had propped
        the bedroom door open so that I could time the operation by the cuckoo clock in the
        living room. All the children’s surprised comments fell on deaf ears. I would neither talk
        nor smile for fear of cracking the hair remover which had set hard. The set time was up
        and I was just about to rinse the remover off when Kate slipped, knocking her head on
        the corner of the cot. I rushed to the rescue and precious seconds ticked off whilst I
        pacified her.

        So, my dears, when I rinsed my lip, not only the plaster and the hair came away
        but the skin as well and now I really did have a Ronald Coleman moustache – a crimson
        one. I bathed it, I creamed it, powdered it but all to no avail. Within half an hour my lip
        had swollen until I looked like one of those Duckbilled West African women. Ann’s
        comments, “Oh Mummy, you do look funny. Georgie, doesn’t Mummy look funny?”
        didn’t help to soothe me and the last straw was that just then there was the sound of a car drawing up outside – the first car I had heard for months. Anyway, thank heaven, it
        was not George, but the representative of a firm which sells agricultural machinery and
        farm implements, looking for orders. He had come from Dar es Salaam and had not
        heard that all the planters from this district had left their farms. Hospitality demanded that I
        should appear and offer tea. I did not mind this man because he was a complete
        stranger and fat, middle aged and comfortable. So I gave him tea, though I didn’t
        attempt to drink any myself, and told him the whole sad tale.

        Fortunately much of the swelling had gone next day and only a brown dryness
        remained. I find myself actually hoping that George is delayed a bit longer. Of one thing
        I am sure. If ever I grow a moustache again, it stays!

        Heaps of love from a sadder but wiser,
        Eleanor

        Mchewe Estate. 3rd April 1936

        Dearest Family,

        Sound the trumpets, beat the drums. George is home again. The safari, I am sad
        to say, was a complete washout in more ways than one. Anyway it was lovely to be
        together again and we don’t yet talk about the future. The home coming was not at all as
        I had planned it. I expected George to return in our old A.C. car which gives ample
        warning of its arrival. I had meant to wear my new frock and make myself as glamourous
        as possible, with our beautiful babe on one arm and our other jewels by my side.
        This however is what actually happened. Last Saturday morning at about 2 am , I
        thought I heard someone whispering my name. I sat up in bed, still half asleep, and
        there was George at the window. He was thin and unshaven and the tiredest looking
        man I have ever seen. The car had bogged down twenty miles back along the old Lupa
        Track, but as George had had no food at all that day, he decided to walk home in the
        bright moonlight.

        This is where I should have served up a tasty hot meal but alas, there was only
        the heal of a loaf and no milk because, before going to bed I had given the remaining
        milk to the dog. However George seemed too hungry to care what he ate. He made a
        meal off a tin of bully, a box of crustless cheese and the bread washed down with cup
        after cup of black tea. Though George was tired we talked for hours and it was dawn
        before we settled down to sleep.

        During those hours of talk George described his nightmarish journey. He started
        up the flooded Rukwa Valley and there were days of wading through swamp and mud
        and several swollen rivers to cross. George is a strong swimmer and the porters who
        were recruited in that area, could also swim. There remained the problem of the stores
        and of Kianda the houseboy who cannot swim. For these they made rough pole rafts
        which they pulled across the rivers with ropes. Kianda told me later that he hopes never
        to make such a journey again. He swears that the raft was submerged most of the time
        and that he was dragged through the rivers underwater! You should see the state of
        George’s clothes which were packed in a supposedly water tight uniform trunk. The
        whole lot are mud stained and mouldy.

        To make matters more trying for George he was obliged to live mostly on
        porters rations, rice and groundnut oil which he detests. As all the district roads were
        closed the little Indian Sores in the remote villages he passed had been unable to
        replenish their stocks of European groceries. George would have been thinner had it not
        been for two Roman Catholic missions enroute where he had good meals and dry
        nights. The Fathers are always wonderfully hospitable to wayfarers irrespective of
        whether or not they are Roman Catholics. George of course is not a Catholic. One finds
        the Roman Catholic missions right out in the ‘Blue’ and often on spots unhealthy to
        Europeans. Most of the Fathers are German or Dutch but they all speak a little English
        and in any case one can always fall back on Ki-Swahili.

        George reached his destination all right but it soon became apparent that reports
        of the richness of the strike had been greatly exaggerated. George had decided that
        prospects were brighter on the Lupa than on the new strike so he returned to the Lupa
        by the way he had come and, having returned the borrowed equipment decided to
        make his way home by the shortest route, the old and now rarely used road which
        passes by the bottom of our farm.

        The old A.C. had been left for safe keeping at the Roman Catholic Galala
        Mission 40 miles away, on George’s outward journey, and in this old car George, and
        the houseboy Kianda , started for home. The road was indescribably awful. There were long stretches that were simply one big puddle, in others all the soil had been washed
        away leaving the road like a rocky river bed. There were also patches where the tall
        grass had sprung up head high in the middle of the road,
        The going was slow because often the car bogged down because George had
        no wheel chains and he and Kianda had the wearisome business of digging her out. It
        was just growing dark when the old A.C. settled down determinedly in the mud for the
        last time. They could not budge her and they were still twenty miles from home. George
        decided to walk home in the moonlight to fetch help leaving Kianda in charge of the car
        and its contents and with George’s shot gun to use if necessary in self defence. Kianda
        was reluctant to stay but also not prepared to go for help whilst George remained with
        the car as lions are plentiful in that area. So George set out unarmed in the moonlight.
        Once he stopped to avoid a pride of lion coming down the road but he circled safely
        around them and came home without any further alarms.

        Kianda said he had a dreadful night in the car, “With lions roaming around the car
        like cattle.” Anyway the lions did not take any notice of the car or of Kianda, and the next
        day George walked back with all our farm boys and dug and pushed the car out of the
        mud. He brought car and Kianda back without further trouble but the labourers on their
        way home were treed by the lions.

        The wet season is definitely the time to stay home.

        Lots and lots of love,
        Eleanor

        Mchewe Estate. 30th April 1936

        Dearest Family,

        Young George’s third birthday passed off very well yesterday. It started early in
        the morning when he brought his pillow slip of presents to our bed. Kate was already
        there and Ann soon joined us. Young George liked all the presents you sent, especially
        the trumpet. It has hardly left his lips since and he is getting quite smart about the finger
        action.

        We had quite a party. Ann and I decorated the table with Christmas tree tinsel
        and hung a bunch of balloons above it. Ann also decorated young George’s chair with
        roses and phlox from the garden. I had made and iced a fruit cake but Ann begged to
        make a plain pink cake. She made it entirely by herself though I stood by to see that
        she measured the ingredients correctly. When the cake was baked I mixed some soft
        icing in a jug and she poured it carefully over the cake smoothing the gaps with her
        fingers!

        During the party we had the gramophone playing and we pulled crackers and
        wore paper hats and altogether had a good time. I forgot for a while that George is
        leaving again for the Lupa tomorrow for an indefinite time. He was marvellous at making
        young George’s party a gay one. You will have noticed the change from Georgie to
        young George. Our son declares that he now wants to be called George, “Like Dad”.
        He an Ann are a devoted couple and I am glad that there is only a fourteen
        months difference in their ages. They play together extremely well and are very
        independent which is just as well for little Kate now demands a lot of my attention. My
        garden is a real cottage garden and looks very gay and colourful. There are hollyhocks
        and Snapdragons, marigolds and phlox and of course the roses and carnations which, as
        you know, are my favourites. The coffee shamba does not look so good because the
        small labour force, which is all we can afford, cannot cope with all the weeds. You have
        no idea how things grow during the wet season in the tropics.

        Nothing alarming ever seems to happen when George is home, so I’m afraid this
        letter is rather dull. I wanted you to know though, that largely due to all your gifts of toys
        and sweets, Georgie’s 3rd birthday party went with a bang.

        Your very affectionate,
        Eleanor

        Mchewe Estate. 17th September 1936

        Dearest Family,

        I am sorry to hear that Mummy worries about me so much. “Poor Eleanor”,
        indeed! I have a quite exceptional husband, three lovely children, a dear little home and
        we are all well.It is true that I am in rather a rut but what else can we do? George comes
        home whenever he can and what excitement there is when he does come. He cannot
        give me any warning because he has to take advantage of chance lifts from the Diggings
        to Mbeya, but now that he is prospecting nearer home he usually comes walking over
        the hills. About 50 miles of rough going. Really and truly I am all right. Although our diet is
        monotonous we have plenty to eat. Eggs and milk are cheap and fruit plentiful and I
        have a good cook so can devote all my time to the children. I think it is because they are
        my constant companions that Ann and Georgie are so grown up for their years.
        I have no ayah at present because Janey has been suffering form rheumatism
        and has gone home for one of her periodic rests. I manage very well without her except
        in the matter of the afternoon walks. The outward journey is all right. George had all the
        grass cut on his last visit so I am able to push the pram whilst Ann, George and Fanny
        the dog run ahead. It is the uphill return trip that is so trying. Our walk back is always the
        same, down the hill to the river where the children love to play and then along the car
        road to the vegetable garden. I never did venture further since the day I saw a leopard
        jump on a calf. I did not tell you at the time as I thought you might worry. The cattle were
        grazing on a small knoll just off our land but near enough for me to have a clear view.
        Suddenly the cattle scattered in all directions and we heard the shouts of the herd boys
        and saw – or rather had the fleeting impression- of a large animal jumping on a calf. I
        heard the herd boy shout “Chui, Chui!” (leopard) and believe me, we turned in our
        tracks and made for home. To hasten things I picked up two sticks and told the children
        that they were horses and they should ride them home which they did with
        commendable speed.

        Ann no longer rides Joseph. He became increasingly bad tempered and a
        nuisance besides. He took to rolling all over my flower beds though I had never seen
        him roll anywhere else. Then one day he kicked Ann in the chest, not very hard but
        enough to send her flying. Now George has given him to the native who sells milk to us
        and he seems quite happy grazing with the cattle.

        With love to you all,
        Eleanor.

        Mchewe Estate. 2nd October 1936

        Dearest Family,

        Since I last wrote George has been home and we had a lovely time as usual.
        Whilst he was here the District Commissioner and his wife called. Mr Pollock told
        George that there is to be a big bush clearing scheme in some part of the Mbeya
        District to drive out Tsetse Fly. The game in the area will have to be exterminated and
        there will probably be a job for George shooting out the buffalo. The pay would be
        good but George says it is a beastly job. Although he is a professional hunter, he hates
        slaughter.

        Mrs P’s real reason for visiting the farm was to invite me to stay at her home in
        Mbeya whilst she and her husband are away in Tukuyu. Her English nanny and her small
        daughter will remain in Mbeya and she thought it might be a pleasant change for us and
        a rest for me as of course Nanny will do the housekeeping. I accepted the invitation and I
        think I will go on from there to Tukuyu and visit my friend Lillian Eustace for a fortnight.
        She has given us an open invitation to visit her at any time.

        I had a letter from Dr Eckhardt last week, telling me that at a meeting of all the
        German Settlers from Mbeya, Tukuyu and Mbosi it had been decided to raise funds to
        build a school at Mbeya. They want the British Settlers to co-operate in this and would
        be glad of a subscription from us. I replied to say that I was unable to afford a
        subscription at present but would probably be applying for a teaching job.
        The Eckhardts are the leaders of the German community here and are ardent
        Nazis. For this reason they are unpopular with the British community but he is the only
        doctor here and I must say they have been very decent to us. Both of them admire
        George. George has still not had any luck on the Lupa and until he makes a really
        promising strike it is unlikely that the children and I will join him. There is no fresh milk there
        and vegetables and fruit are imported from Mbeya and Iringa and are very expensive.
        George says “You wouldn’t be happy on the diggings anyway with a lot of whores and
        their bastards!”

        Time ticks away very pleasantly here. Young George and Kate are blooming
        and I keep well. Only Ann does not look well. She is growing too fast and is listless and
        pale. If I do go to Mbeya next week I shall take her to the doctor to be overhauled.
        We do not go for our afternoon walks now that George has returned to the Lupa.
        That leopard has been around again and has killed Tubbage that cowardly Alsatian. We
        gave him to the village headman some months ago. There is no danger to us from the
        leopard but I am terrified it might get Fanny, who is an excellent little watchdog and
        dearly loved by all of us. Yesterday I sent a note to the Boma asking for a trap gun and
        today the farm boys are building a trap with logs.

        I had a mishap this morning in the garden. I blundered into a nest of hornets and
        got two stings in the left arm above the elbow. Very painful at the time and the place is
        still red and swollen.

        Much love to you all,
        Eleanor.

        Mchewe Estate. 10th October 1936

        Dearest Family,

        Well here we are at Mbeya, comfortably installed in the District Commissioner’s
        house. It is one of two oldest houses in Mbeya and is a charming gabled place with tiled
        roof. The garden is perfectly beautiful. I am enjoying the change very much. Nanny
        Baxter is very entertaining. She has a vast fund of highly entertaining tales of the goings
        on amongst the British Aristocracy, gleaned it seems over the nursery teacup in many a
        Stately Home. Ann and Georgie are enjoying the company of other children.
        People are very kind about inviting us out to tea and I gladly accept these
        invitations but I have turned down invitations to dinner and one to a dance at the hotel. It
        is no fun to go out at night without George. There are several grass widows at the pub
        whose husbands are at the diggings. They have no inhibitions about parties.
        I did have one night and day here with George, he got the chance of a lift and
        knowing that we were staying here he thought the chance too good to miss. He was
        also anxious to hear the Doctor’s verdict on Ann. I took Ann to hospital on my second
        day here. Dr Eckhardt said there was nothing specifically wrong but that Ann is a highly
        sensitive type with whom the tropics does not agree. He advised that Ann should
        spend a year in a more temperate climate and that the sooner she goes the better. I felt
        very discouraged to hear this and was most relieved when George turned up
        unexpectedly that evening. He phoo-hood Dr Eckhardt’s recommendation and next
        morning called in Dr Aitkin, the Government Doctor from Chunya and who happened to
        be in Mbeya.

        Unfortunately Dr Aitkin not only confirmed Dr Eckhardt’s opinion but said that he
        thought Ann should stay out of the tropics until she had passed adolescence. I just don’t
        know what to do about Ann. She is a darling child, very sensitive and gentle and a
        lovely companion to me. Also she and young George are inseparable and I just cannot
        picture one without the other. I know that you would be glad to have Ann but how could
        we bear to part with her?

        Your worried but affectionate,
        Eleanor.

        Tukuyu. 23rd October 1936

        Dearest Family,

        As you see we have moved to Tukuyu and we are having a lovely time with
        Lillian Eustace. She gave us such a warm welcome and has put herself out to give us
        every comfort. She is a most capable housekeeper and I find her such a comfortable
        companion because we have the same outlook in life. Both of us are strictly one man
        women and that is rare here. She has a two year old son, Billy, who is enchanted with
        our rolly polly Kate and there are other children on the station with whom Ann and
        Georgie can play. Lillian engaged a temporary ayah for me so I am having a good rest.
        All the children look well and Ann in particular seems to have benefited by the
        change to a cooler climate. She has a good colour and looks so well that people all
        exclaim when I tell them, that two doctors have advised us to send Ann out of the
        country. Perhaps after all, this holiday in Tukuyu will set her up.

        We had a trying journey from Mbeya to Tukuyu in the Post Lorry. The three
        children and I were squeezed together on the front seat between the African driver on
        one side and a vast German on the other. Both men smoked incessantly – the driver
        cigarettes, and the German cheroots. The cab was clouded with a blue haze. Not only
        that! I suddenly felt a smarting sensation on my right thigh. The driver’s cigarette had
        burnt a hole right through that new checked linen frock you sent me last month.
        I had Kate on my lap all the way but Ann and Georgie had to stand against the
        windscreen all the way. The fat German offered to take Ann on his lap but she gave him
        a very cold “No thank you.” Nor did I blame her. I would have greatly enjoyed the drive
        under less crowded conditions. The scenery is gorgeous. One drives through very high
        country crossing lovely clear streams and at one point through rain forest. As it was I
        counted the miles and how thankful I was to see the end of the journey.
        In the days when Tanganyika belonged to the Germans, Tukuyu was the
        administrative centre for the whole of the Southern Highlands Province. The old German
        Fort is still in use as Government offices and there are many fine trees which were
        planted by the Germans. There is a large prosperous native population in this area.
        They go in chiefly for coffee and for bananas which form the basis of their diet.
        There are five British married couples here and Lillian and I go out to tea most
        mornings. In the afternoon there is tennis or golf. The gardens here are beautiful because
        there is rain or at least drizzle all the year round. There are even hedge roses bordering
        some of the district roads. When one walks across the emerald green golf course or
        through the Boma gardens, it is hard to realise that this gentle place is Tropical Africa.
        ‘Such a green and pleasant land’, but I think I prefer our corner of Tanganyika.

        Much love,
        Eleanor.

        Mchewe. 12th November 1936

        Dearest Family,

        We had a lovely holiday but it is so nice to be home again, especially as Laza,
        the local Nimrod, shot that leopard whilst we were away (with his muzzleloader gun). He
        was justly proud of himself, and I gave him a tip so that he could buy some native beer
        for a celebration. I have never seen one of theses parties but can hear the drums and
        sounds of merrymaking, especially on moonlight nights.

        Our house looks so fresh and uncluttered. Whilst I was away, the boys
        whitewashed the house and my houseboy had washed all the curtains, bedspreads,
        and loose covers and watered the garden. If only George were here it would be
        heaven.

        Ann looked so bonny at Tukuyu that I took her to the Government Doctor there
        hoping that he would find her perfectly healthy, but alas he endorsed the finding of the
        other two doctors so, when an opportunity offers, I think I shall have to send Ann down
        to you for a long holiday from the Tropics. Mother-in-law has offered to fetch her next
        year but England seems so far away. With you she will at least be on the same
        continent.

        I left the children for the first time ever, except for my stay in hospital when Kate
        was born, to go on an outing to Lake Masoko in the Tukuyu district, with four friends.
        Masoko is a beautiful, almost circular crater lake and very very deep. A detachment of
        the King’s African Rifles are stationed there and occupy the old German barracks
        overlooking the lake.

        We drove to Masoko by car and spent the afternoon there as guests of two
        British Army Officers. We had a good tea and the others went bathing in the lake but i
        could not as I did not have a costume. The Lake was as beautiful as I had been lead to
        imagine and our hosts were pleasant but I began to grow anxious as the afternoon
        advanced and my friends showed no signs of leaving. I was in agonies when they
        accepted an invitation to stay for a sundowner. We had this in the old German beer
        garden overlooking the Lake. It was beautiful but what did I care. I had promised the
        children that I would be home to give them their supper and put them to bed. When I
        did at length return to Lillian’s house I found the situation as I had expected. Ann, with her
        imagination had come to the conclusion that I never would return. She had sobbed
        herself into a state of exhaustion. Kate was screaming in sympathy and George 2 was
        very truculent. He wouldn’t even speak to me. Poor Lillian had had a trying time.
        We did not return to Mbeya by the Mail Lorry. Bill and Lillian drove us across to
        Mbeya in their new Ford V8 car. The children chattered happily in the back of the car
        eating chocolate and bananas all the way. I might have known what would happen! Ann
        was dreadfully and messily car sick.

        I engaged the Mbeya Hotel taxi to drive us out to the farm the same afternoon
        and I expect it will be a long time before we leave the farm again.

        Lots and lots of love to all,
        Eleanor.

        Chunya 27th November 1936

        Dearest Family,

        You will be surprised to hear that we are all together now on the Lupa goldfields.
        I have still not recovered from my own astonishment at being here. Until last Saturday
        night I never dreamed of this move. At about ten o’clock I was crouched in the inglenook
        blowing on the embers to make a fire so that I could heat some milk for Kate who is
        cutting teeth and was very restless. Suddenly I heard a car outside. I knew it must be
        George and rushed outside storm lamp in hand. Sure enough, there was George
        standing by a strange car, and beaming all over his face. “Something for you my love,”
        he said placing a little bundle in my hand. It was a knotted handkerchief and inside was a
        fine gold nugget.

        George had that fire going in no time, Kate was given the milk and half an aspirin
        and settles down to sleep, whilst George and I sat around for an hour chatting over our
        tea. He told me that he had borrowed the car from John Molteno and had come to fetch
        me and the children to join him on the diggings for a while. It seems that John, who has a
        camp at Itewe, a couple of miles outside the township of Chunya, the new
        Administrative Centre of the diggings, was off to the Cape to visit his family for a few
        months. John had asked George to run his claims in his absence and had given us the
        loan of his camp and his car.

        George had found the nugget on his own claim but he is not too elated because
        he says that one good month on the diggings is often followed by several months of
        dead loss. However, I feel hopeful, we have had such a run of bad luck that surely it is
        time for the tide to change. George spent Sunday going over the farm with Thomas, the
        headman, and giving him instructions about future work whilst I packed clothes and
        kitchen equipment. I have brought our ex-kitchenboy Kesho Kutwa with me as cook and
        also Janey, who heard that we were off to the Lupa and came to offer her services once
        more as ayah. Janey’s ex-husband Abel is now cook to one of the more successful
        diggers and I think she is hoping to team up with him again.

        The trip over the Mbeya-Chunya pass was new to me and I enjoyed it very
        much indeed. The road winds over the mountains along a very high escarpment and
        one looks down on the vast Usangu flats stretching far away to the horizon. At the
        highest point the road rises to about 7000 feet, and this was too much for Ann who was
        leaning against the back of my seat. She was very thoroughly sick, all over my hair.
        This camp of John Molteno’s is very comfortable. It consists of two wattle and
        daub buildings built end to end in a clearing in the miombo bush. The main building
        consists of a large living room, a store and an office, and the other of one large bedroom
        and a small one separated by an area for bathing. Both buildings are thatched. There are
        no doors, and there are no windows, but these are not necessary because one wall of
        each building is built up only a couple of feet leaving a six foot space for light and air. As
        this is the dry season the weather is pleasant. The air is fresh and dry but not nearly so
        hot as I expected.

        Water is a problem and must be carried long distances in kerosene tins.
        vegetables and fresh butter are brought in a van from Iringa and Mbeya Districts about
        once a fortnight. I have not yet visited Chunya but I believe it is as good a shopping
        centre as Mbeya so we will be able to buy all the non perishable food stuffs we need.
        What I do miss is the fresh milk. The children are accustomed to drinking at least a pint of
        milk each per day but they do not care for the tinned variety.

        Ann and young George love being here. The camp is surrounded by old
        prospecting trenches and they spend hours each day searching for gold in the heaps of gravel. Sometimes they find quartz pitted with little spots of glitter and they bring them
        to me in great excitement. Alas it is only Mica. We have two neighbours. The one is a
        bearded Frenchman and the other an Australian. I have not yet met any women.
        George looks very sunburnt and extremely fit and the children also look well.
        George and I have decided that we will keep Ann with us until my Mother-in-law comes
        out next year. George says that in spite of what the doctors have said, he thinks that the
        shock to Ann of being separated from her family will do her more harm than good. She
        and young George are inseparable and George thinks it would be best if both
        George and Ann return to England with my Mother-in-law for a couple of years. I try not
        to think at all about the breaking up of the family.

        Much love to all,
        Eleanor.

         

        #5609

        Finnley

        Finding the baby makes me believe there might be a god after all.

        The maid was playing it cool but I could tell she’d been quaking in her beaded slippers. The baby was not so happy to be found, screaming fit to bust.

        I have to shout over the racket. “Where can I find Mr August?”

        She looks down her long nose at me. “Mr August does not see you without an appointment.”

        You would think that, seeing as I had found the baby and all, she could be a little more accommodating. I resist an urge to grab the brat from her and chuck it out on the street again. I console myself with the thought that, if I get the job, I am going to be Miss Fancy-Slipper’s boss, so it’s no wonder she’s a little frosty.

        What am I saying? If?

        Acutally, I’m feeling pretty confident. I’m wearing my lucky knickers and I’ve got enough faked references to fill a suitcase. You could say I am oozing confidence. I probably need to tone it down a notch; that’s one thing I learned at my last job working for a crazy romance writer with delusions of grandeur: People don’t like competition.

        And I’m competition.

        “Thanks,” I say when she finally deigns to point me in the right direction. “Oh, and I think you’ll find his nappies need changing.”

        #4128

        In reply to: Mandala of Ascensions

        Edward was nervous.

        He’d arrived extra early at work, partly because the heat wouldn’t be unbearable yet in the early morning, and partly because he didn’t like to say hello to the group of smoking colleagues at the front entrance of the base.

        So when he’d arrived, everything was quiet. In the lab, the little buzzing sound and soft lights of the pods where the subjects were hooked to the central computer was actually very serene compared to the heavy smog and cicada deafening noises outside.

        Today it would make one week already. He hadn’t slept well all night, anxious about his appointment as avatar James in the virtual reality with Flo as Ascended Master Floverly. She couldn’t know anything about his real nature, or it would imperil the program itself. Some of the people of the pods continued living in the virtual world only thanks to that program. Destroying it would be killing most of them. He had to be careful.

        He would have one hour before everyone would arrive for the day’s work. He put on the VR headset, and started loading his virtual avatar in the program.

        The console projected a button for him to engage, as if to ask him if he was ready to break all the protocols he had helped put in place years ago to protect the integrity of the program.

        He took a deep breath, and pressed the button to engage.

        #3783

        In reply to: The Hosts of Mars

        ÉricÉric
        Keymaster

          Eb’s dumb phone woke him up. The caller ID showed an unflattering picture of a Tasmanian devil all teeth bared.

          He gathered his wits and answered it as naturally as he could.
          “M’am?”
          “Eb! What is this mess? Has the operation started already?”
          “Err… Well, hmm, sure, there is… a first rehearsal…” he checked nervously on the console, fumbling through the logs of the agenda. His memory was fuzzy, but it seemed that someone… something had moved the timetable ahead without his approval. “… yes, a rehearsal planned today. Be assured that all team is on deck — we’re monitoring the situation.”
          “You better hope so! You know how we say — talking doesn’t cook the rice, so you better go back to cooking.”
          And she hung up.

          He was in desperate need of help. The team he was referring to had been cut by halves every year since the start of the program, and they were now sorely understaffed. Calling it a team was a stretch of the imagination, when so much was done by FinnPrime, the central intelligence.

          He looked upon the stained sheet of printed plastic on his desk. The only application they’d received. Guess there wasn’t as many underpaid starving actors as there used to be. Or maybe too many were disappeared after offering their help to the nation’s Mars broadcasts —then asking inconvenient questions…
          Well, this one would have to do. Eb seriously needed some human help to keep the Finnley intelligence in check.

          He texted to the guy “You got the job. Come early tomorrow morning, or better tonight for the paperwork. EB – The Merry Agency of Remote Spectacles”

          #3778

          In reply to: The Hosts of Mars

          ÉricÉric
          Keymaster

            It was a quiet day in the mines.
            Godfrey’s teams were operating at less than 10% of the usual. Most of the Indian guys who worked there had taken unpaid leaves for the observance of the Ganesh festival.

            It was all a bit silly, come to think about it, for so many reasons.
            One obviously, was that the dates were aligned on Earth’s calendar, for supposedly practical reasons, but which had nothing to do with the environment they were living in now. What good was a lunar calendar when Mars had two main moons, the lovely named Fear (Phobos) and Dread (Deimos), and of course completely different day times and years.
            Anyhow, that wasn’t the least of the incoherences. You’d normally have to find a natural body of water to immerse the elephant clay statues. Good luck with that on Mars. But there was no stopping the rituals to find ways to survive. He’d heard an artificial pool would be temporarily erected at the Matrimandir to allow for the ritual to be performed.
            A waste of good water, if you asked him.

            The only good thing about it was that there was more calm than usual, mostly robots diligently carving the walls, and harvesting the yellow stones.

            The day before, there had been an unusual ruckus after a heated speech by the Head Nutter of the Religious Nuts, the old wrinkled as a prune Mother Shirley. She spoke of dread and doom, and having to repent and all. Gosh, did she put on a show.
            He smirked. All that was missing was a human sacrifice, and they would be irrevocably back to the good old ways of the religious fanatics…

            Even his Hindu friends seemed to have been affected and shown a renewed fervour at their own rituals. After all, their Lord Ganesh was supposed to remove obstacles. Or well, truth is, He was also supposed to create obstacles for the demons. But you’d never know whether you were on his good side or not.

            Maybe the unusualness of that day gave him some heightened attention, but Godfrey started to notice some other strange patterns.
            The Finnleys on duty were acting glitchy this morning. Looking through the console, he’d noticed there were some logs for the past days’ activity missing, and an unusual activity around some of the old tunnels which were used for temporary storage of the sulphur’s crates.

            An irrational doubt started to creep on him, enhanced by the feeling of unusually low activity inside the dusty bowels of the red planet.
            There was really no reason to worry, he tried to reassure himself, but as he’d liked to repeat, better be safe than sorry.

            He pushed the intercall button and called for an emergency evacuation drill.

            #3765

            In reply to: The Hosts of Mars

            ÉricÉric
            Keymaster

              After a night of restless sleep, Eb’s practical ideas for the plan B were not much.

              He’d weighted multiple options, even toyed with mad ones like playing a sort of second coming, 3 days of night and so… but none had yet the potential to elegantly solve the issue at hand. Not that it was a matter of being elegant, but Eb liked elegant and simple solutions.

              He flipped the calendar to today’s picture. Run away, and don’t look back it said. “Great… If only…” he started to mumbled to himself.

              He poured himself a drink, and dragged his feet towards the console, eyes still swollen by the lack of sleep. His brother, Jeb, would have told him to do some wegong energxices to keep the juices flowing, but hell, there wasn’t much room in his cubicle, and for better or worse, he preferred to stick to booze.

              He liked to observe his ant farm, there were so many quaint and endlessly fascinating people in there. He liked the girl with the piglet for instance. She was often opinionated and sometimes oddly quiet. He had bent the rules for her, and didn’t report the piggy she’d brought to Mars with her. What harm could it bring.
              Now she was talking to it. He waved at the console to zoom in and put the speakers on.

              Remember, those odd stories Mater used to tell us. The Peaslanders and the blubbits was one of her favourites, she would go on and on about it, and laugh at our faces when we didn’t understand where it was going…
              She was lost in thoughts for a moment.
              It started like this “There was trouble in New Peasland. A plague of hungry blubbits had wiped out the pea crops.” Mater used to say it was from an old book of tales, and that the author had surpassed herself. She chuckled I guess for a long time, she was the only one to believe that. Now look at us…”

              Eb cut the sound before the inevitable complain about missing Earth blahblah. But Peasland? That was new… He wasn’t one to dismiss an out-of-the-blue clue, and did a quick research on the network to learn more about the tale. It took a while for the Central Intelligence to run the search. It had to go deeper than usual.

              After half an hour of waiting, he’d almost run out of scotch. Thankfully, the CI had found it. Pressed by time, and impatient by nature, Eb asked the CI to do a quick summary of the plot.
              The central intelligence almost bugged at the request, and could only apologize for not being able to degibberize it.

              It took him a few hours to read the book on the holographic screen, and at the end, couldn’t say if it was just a waste of time. Preposterous story, with no head nor tail, literally… But then his genius elegant solution appeared as an evidence.

              He’d known people were more likely to comply and control if they are told a plausible lie, within the frame of their accepted reality. He just had to bridge the discontinuity of their reality, with the reality of everyone else on the planet. The tale had reminded him of this popular movie about blue aliens. Blueus ex machina, that was it!

              He spoke at the console “Record this and run simulation parameters:”

              The blue men are from another planet —or rather the Mars settlers are led to believe they are from another planet.
              They bundle them all into a fake spaceship
              and take them on a fake spaceship ride
              and deliver them back to Earth. where they have been all along of course
              da dah!

              The answer came back after another painful hour of scotch-less waiting.

              “Probability of success: 68%”
              Well, that was the best Eb had in days. He was about to go with it when the CI chimed in

              “We took the liberty of running a modified simulation based on your setting, which we believe can yield a ratio of 97% of success.”

              Eb was surprised at the initiative by the machine, and was curious to hear about it.

              “We adjusted two points:
              1. We can simulate some event on Mars like earthquakes to increase the likelihood of a willing departure from the planet.
              2. The blue aliens may be a future inconvenience if they are fake actors, when the Mars colony comes out of simulation and back to Earth. We would rather suggest using religious beliefs and invisible hand of God or non-corporal aliens.”

              Eb was annoyed by the machine’s dismissal of his blue aliens. Kill his darlings?

              “CI, any other suggestion for point 2?” he asked.

              “Indeed. We can create artificial intelligence blue bodies based on my algorithm, which would make convincing aliens that can later interact with your governments and continue the disinformation.”

              Eb was too drunk to realize he was about to make a devil’s pact when he agreed to launch the secret order for cybernetic blue bodies.

              #1511

              In reply to: Tales of Tw’Elves

              benjaminbenjamin
              Participant

                “All systems normal. Destination successful: Earth, year 2012, timeline- unknown” chirped an automated voice.

                “Ah, Earth! I’m home, at last.” said Tal, as he tinkered with a switch here, and a switch there on the command console in his lap. The console was blue in color, and resembled one of the Earth I pads, though slightly larger in design, and obviously not the same device.

                “My journey has been fruitful, as I have come home with riches all the kings of Babylon would envy.” The riches Tal spoke of consisted of three small purple flowers from a dying planet, and one very large-gold wrist watch that he obtained from a fellow space traveler.

                The wrist watch, as if realizing Tals’ thoughts, adjusted to its new earthly habitat.

                #2229
                F LoveF Love
                Participant

                  Larisa glanced at the cute pig faced clock ticking happily away on the kitchen wall.

                  Blimmin’ Heck! how could that possibly be the time? …. and what was time anyway?

                  Well whatever it was, there was certainly none of it to spare for that sort of philosophical carry on! She was well late for her meeting with Jane and Rob to discuss the latest project. Of course she was nearly always late, so she consoled herself with the fact that Jane and Rob already would have explored the probability that the meeting wouldn’t start at seven. They were pretty good with probabilities. Throwing her, it must be said rather bizarre and fantastical, Ewko Lemin novel down, Larisa hurriedly gulped back the last of her blue and red vitamin pills, shouted out a quick farewell to Greve, who was staying with her while he recovered from his latest disastrous rowing escapade, and dashed out the door.

                  #2182

                  Of course Aspidistra’s qualities, although unique, were not particularly useful when it came to gaining paid employment. She lamented this fact at some length to her best friend Dick Tator. Dick did his best to console the distraught Aspidistra, even offering to teach her to speak in a more posh accent, but to no avail. She was inconsolable.

                  I am going to hell in a handbasket! she cried. I am completely unemployable! Will I sink to the lowest level of society? To a world without money or moral obligation?

                  It seemed decidedly odd to Dick that his friend believed that she created the very heavens, yet could not create a job for herself.

                  What is it you would love to do above all else, dear Aspidistra? asked Dick gently. For he was a kind hearted soul, deep down.

                  Without hesitation Aspidistra replied, I would like to sing songs! songs of joy! songs that make people dance!

                  #1168

                  Military hospital, Scott Base, October 2008

                  “It’s BLOODY freezing ‘ere!” a hirsute mop of hair was whining on a camp bed next to two others.

                  “Would you just shut the flove up, Glo! You’ve been whining for ‘ours now! It’s not bloddy believable…”
                  “Like Mavis says, Glo! We all got in that same bloddy boat ye know… It’s no bed of stinkin’ roses for us either!”

                  A long sigh came from Glo, again interrupting the silence.

                  “A bloddy pity, you have to admit; being a lady, with PMS for years… At least I could console meself I didn’t have to shave like a man for Pete’s sake! And now we’re over with bloddy PMS, we are as hairy as gorillas!”

                  “Don’t be silly Glo, they said they’d find a cure… innit Sha? T’is not what they said? Vessie promised us!”
                  “Yeah, just before that little trollop ran away with the others, leaving us in quarantine… Not even a consideration for our efforts to help her seduce the sexy guy …”
                  “Ungrateful yeah… When we could have stolen the guy’s heart easily…”
                  “Ahahaha, no blimin’ way! not with your new hairdo Sha dear… Ahahah, don’t mean to be rude!”
                  “Hey girls, any idea where’s Askitoy?…”
                  Akita ?”
                  “Put him in confinement I reckon… The poor bloke was delirious, saying he was a WWII soldier…”
                  “Good thing the bloddy honeycomb didn’t make us loose our sharp wits, eh!”

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