Tales of Tw’Elves

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    TracyTracy
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  • #2748
    FloveFlove
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    Flinella was delighted to discover “tatting” scored her 57 points in Wordplay, enough to put her 22 points in the lead. She stretched contentedly, and wondered how much longer the dragon would be. Not that she was unhappy on the island; it was surely a beautiful island and she considered herself blessed, especially when she considered the alternatives.

    #2749
    TracyTracy
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    Luigi, preoccupied with worried thoughts about Flinella who he still hadn’t heard from, didn’t see the eu de nil motor scooter haring round the corner until it was too late. The scooter swerved, avoiding a head on collision, but clipped his shoulder, spinning him around. Luigi crashed into a signpost and fell to the ground. Shocked and dazed, he lay sprawled on the ground, unable to get to his feet. The narrow street was deserted, apart from a couple of tourists strolling along, looking upwards, as tourists so often do in foreign cities.

    “Stupid irresponsible motorscooters, they should watch where they’re going” Luigi was saying, “Knocking old men to the ground like that, they should be more careful!”

    This caught the tourists attention, so they stopped for a moment to look at the old man lying bruised on the ground. “You shouldn’t blame the motorscooter you know” said the woman. “You created that yourself”

    “What are you talking about?” Luigi replied. “Please give me a hand, I can’t get back on my feet.”

    “Well you created it, chum. I’m not going to give you a hand until you stop blaming the motorscooter and admit that you created it yourself.”

    “Oh piss off, you vacuous fuckwit” replied Luigi, looking desperately around to see if there was anyone more helpful in the street.

    #2750
    TracyTracy
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    Eliza took the lead with a whopping 111 points for the word fuckwit, and grinned impishly at Flinella. “Beat that!” she said. “I’m going for a swim”.

    “Watch out for the dragon”

    “Oh bugger off”

    And then in unison, “what the fuck? What was that noise?”

    “The horns of Gabriel” suggested the nun.

    Flinella and Eliza spun round. “Where did she come from?” they whispered. “I thought we were alone on this island.” “Where’s the sound coming from, anyway?”

    “It’s coming from Detroit” claimed the man in the plaid trousers. “The objective insertion of the shift just started.”

    The two women clutched each others arms as they spun round again. “Where did he come from?”

    “And where did he get those trousers!”

    #2751
    TracyTracy
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    “It’s mother earth crying because humans are destroying the planet” ventured Kerry. “And before you ask, I don’t know how I got here. I was doing the remote view practice, and I got a direct hit, it was a picture of a kraken. Then I heard this rumbling noise in my head, and well, here I am…”

    “Well you’re all wrong” said the guy with the blonde hair. “It’s the Galactic Federation of Light, and they’ve come to arrest all the criminals that are preventing the shift.”

    Flinella slipped behind Eliza, surruptitiously looking to see where she could hide. What did he mean by criminals?

    “What do you mean by criminals, my good man?” asked Eliza, sensing Flinella’s alarm.

    “He means anarchists and protesters” said the politician.

    “No he doesn’t, he means big pharma” interjected Kerry.

    “Where the bloody hell did all these people come from?” Flinella looked around wildly, and then “Oh now really this is too much!”

    The grey squishy guy just laughed, his thin shoulders jumping up and down with mirth.

    #2172
    FloveFlove
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    “Silence,” commanded a loud voice. “Speak not of the Kraken, or indeed any other matters you do not understand.”

    “Well, that covers most things” muttered Flinella.

    “Why the bloody hell not?” Eliza was indignant. There was nothing she liked better than to discuss things she knew little about.

    The island groaned and rumbled and slowly began to move.

    #2168
    EricEric
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    “Make way, I’m a doctor!” a strange overweight man wearing a pink tutu kept shouting, as he was trying to part the suddenly silent crowd in order to get to the man with the oou de nil scooter.

    #2164
    TracyTracy
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    Doctor whoo? asked Eliza.

    #2156
    EricEric
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    “Who else?, as a matter of fact, Dr Whoohelz,” he winked unapologetically.

    “Oh, that?” he added knowingly to the glaring lady. “Did you know pink tutus made from pink panthers’ hides are a symbol of power in most old African countries.”

    Meanwhile, Luigi, the hapless driver and his scooter, and the land beneath them had moved and groaned a good few meters further away from the doctor.

    #2157
    TracyTracy
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    “oooh, er!” replied Eliza, admiring his impish grin. Suddenly realizing she was in the wrong thread, she made a hasty retreat.

    #2158
    TracyTracy
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    “You’re not even listening to me, are you?” Flinella snapped. “Rude tart”.

    “Huh? Oh, sorry, slipped off into another thread for a moment. What did you say?”

    SHHH! he’ll hear you! Follow me, and try and be unobtrusive.”

    #2159
    EricEric
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    “Sorry, for the tardiness dear” the dragon coughed in a midget voice. Lowering its voice, he added “I’ve been busy honing my herding sheep skills.”

    “Well,” Flinella said “at least you’ve came. I was starting to think you were crushed under piles of dirt or something. Things have been rocky of late on this island…”
    She looked inquisitively at the familiar snout “and I suppose you’ve smoked those poor sheep, haven’t you? The S’elves won’t be pleased.”

    The dragon, actually a rather small dragon by all standards (the bane of his life was to be constantly mistaken for a karma chameleon), took the last remark in without retorting. That was ominous enough for Flinella who wasn’t accustomed to such absence of quick wit from his part.
    The S’elves were a dissident faction of the Tw’elves. More ancient, some had said… though not as ancient as the Sh’elves —those went extinct or ascended a long while ago. Flinella was posted on the island to report on the shift progress and if possible, wreck havoc on any attempt at continent inuity.

    “So far, so good…” she smiled pleased at her progress.

    #2092
    EricEric
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    “Now what? T-R-E-X ? To be serious?…” Eliza was patronizing again. “What’s a Trex, by all means? That’s not even in the dictionary, I’m sure!”
    “As if you’d started to care” Flinella rolled her eyes, while at the same time managing to discreetly wink in passing at the little reptile whose tail was wrapped around her neck as though it were the latest fashion. “By the way, it spells T-Rex, you dimwit.”
    “Well, good for you sweetie, it only scores a measly 21 points.” Eliza bit her lip ignoring the offending remark. Then hit by a sudden realisation, she stopped dead in her tracks, all thoughts of vexation lost in the current wave of thought.
    “Wow, I’d never thought of that, but just imagine the size of those dinos’ fleas … Makes me shudder at the thought of it.”

    #1929
    TracyTracy
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    “The interesting thing about the Godfrey2012 meme” Elizabeth said, “is that it seems to have completely backfired. In much the same way that your cunning plan to try and corral me into continuity by being unravellingly discontinuous failed.”

    “Pass the peanuts” sighed Godfrey. “What are they saying now?”

    “Well, what happened next, notwithstanding real, perceived, imagined, distorted or merely misinformed sequence, what appeared to happen next was that the plan completely backfired, although one does have to wonder if anything backfired when it appears to have worked out perfectly”

    #1842
    TracyTracy
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    The Godfrey2012 campaign started when story characters from all over the world got together to tell other story characters about the fate of the ones left on the shelf in unfinished books. Some wanted to pin the blame all on Godfrey, to make it easier to steal all his peanuts, but the story characters weren’t so daft, they knew that everyone is writing their own story, and what was so great about peanuts anyway.

    #1843
    TracyTracy
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    “No wonder my shoulder’s aching, trying to tow the continuity line, Godfrey, I’m not going to even try anymore. I’m going to have a soak in Musadek Bath Salts, and from now on (notwithstanding you can’t see future sequence unless you’re misinformed, unless I was misinformed about that) I’ll write whatever I want, and I have the Invisible Story Characters behind me!” And with a dramatic flourish, she swept out of the room, slamming the bathroom door behind her.

    #1518
    TracyTracy
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    When Sanso awoke, he was as stiff as a board. I feel like I’ve been asleep for months, he thought, gingerly reacquainting himself with his bones and muscles.

    #1519
    TracyTracy
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    “Luigi, collecting his thoughts as the calamity was now over, realized that the the scooter seemed uninjured. Luigi smiled. Just then, off in the distance, was a loud hroooooming noise, and Luigi turned toward the odd event. He pondered if it was Tal,and his light ship, back from his interstellar journey to the unknown dimension of Pk301B.”

    #1511
    benjaminbenjamin
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    “All systems normal. Destination successful: Earth, year 2012, timeline- unknown” chirped an automated voice.

    “Ah, Earth! I’m home, at last.” said Tal, as he tinkered with a switch here, and a switch there on the command console in his lap. The console was blue in color, and resembled one of the Earth I pads, though slightly larger in design, and obviously not the same device.

    “My journey has been fruitful, as I have come home with riches all the kings of Babylon would envy.” The riches Tal spoke of consisted of three small purple flowers from a dying planet, and one very large-gold wrist watch that he obtained from a fellow space traveler.

    The wrist watch, as if realizing Tals’ thoughts, adjusted to its new earthly habitat.

    #1512
    FloveFlove
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    King Apil-Sin of Babylon looked mournfully at his garden.

    “Red flowers, blue flowers, yellow flowers … but where are all the purple flowers?” He sighed sadly. He thought enviously of the purple flowers he had heard rumours of, and which were reputed to adorn the King of Elam’s prize winning gardens in great abundance.

    #1513
    FloveFlove
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    “My word, I don’t know who that writer is, but her historical accuracy, not to mention her ability to maintain continuity in the face of such … such … such … “ the voice trailed off, at a loss to find words for such brilliance.

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