Reply To: The Precious Life and Rambles of Liz Tattler

“Hold right there!”

Liz’ looked over her shoulder to see the too familiar trenchcoat of Walter.

“Blimey! What are you doing here, lurking in the dark, you gave me a mighty fright!”

“It’s the Good Thoughts Police! Freeze your pen right where you are! We had our eyes on you ever since you started introduce all the queer characters!”

“What do mean, silly goose. All my characters have been queer, and I mean that as a compliment!”

“Shush now! Blatant racism, and hints of sexism and female coercion, you can’t deny that now! Black on white -err, I mean… Look at what you’ve done to the poor maid! You better write this off before the rest of the Political Correct Bureau is sending the cavalry!”