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“Do you remember when we ‘ad those beauty treatments with that nice doctor, Sha?”

“Oh, I do, Glor! You looked that drop dead gorgeous! You turned ‘eads.”

“So did you, Sha! You were a stunner!”

“Wot was ‘is name again? That doctor?”

“Mavis will know. Why don’t you send ‘er one of those text thingammybobs everyone does nowadays and find out.”

“Good idea, Glor! Oh, you know wot!”

“Wot Sha? Tell me? I’m all agog. ‘Ave you ‘ad one of your bloody brainwaves?”

“I ‘ave! I’ve ‘ad a bloody brainwave … Let’s go for another beauty treatment with him! A touch up sort of thing!”

“Oh, Sha. Oh Sha! I’ve been rendered bloody speechless at your engineuity!”

“Wot was that girl’s name? You know, quite bossy … wot was she called again?”

“Oh, I know who you mean? bloody bossy tart, wasn’t she. And we tried so ‘ard to help ‘er.”

“We did. No bloody gratitude. Virginia, was it? Started with a ‘V’ I reckon.”

“Tip of my tongue, it is. I’m that excited about your bloody idea … I can’t remember my own name, let alone ‘er name!”