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    FloveFlove
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      Liz was furious. She stormed into the living room of the manoir where she found Finnley, swishing her duster lethargically and rather randomly with one hand while she texted with the other. Liz frowned but decided to ignore this blatant breach of cleaning protocol. There were more pressing matters on hand!

      “My fury knows no bounds, “ she said, rather dramatically, to Finnley.

      Finnley grunted non-committedly. Liz was encouraged by the unexpected response.

      “That child, Jingle — and what a ridiculous name — that child is the rudest person it has ever been my misfortune to meet. Do you know what she said to me?” She glared accusingly at Finnley.

      “No”, said Finnley.

      “I was kind enough to read her an extract from my latest novel and she had the audacity to say, in that awful german accent of hers, that I was getting on her nerves with my outpourings. That “I” was getting on “her” nerves! The cheek of it.”

      “That is quite rude,” agreed Godfrey, who appeared from nowhere, as usual. “But don’t worry, dear Liz, it is just a projection of her own insecurities. It always is. Unless it is you being rude one, of course, in which case it is no doubt most profound and accurate,” he added hurriedly, wisely thinking it was best to cover his bases.

      “Just get rid of her,” said Finnley.

      #3733

      In reply to: Mandala of Ascensions

      EricEric
      Keymaster

        Geraldine von Truff, also known as Gelly by her friends was sweating profusely and had opened all the windows to get air.
        “Fracken hot flashes” she said, taking a wet towel to freshen up. It was barely start of spring, and the temperatures were doing yoyo in the most peculiar fashion.

        She logged onto Spayce to check if her next client was there. Maybe she’ll put him on audio, because at the rate she was undressing, he would wonder whether he’d signed on the right account. After all, she was a licenced psychoregressor and helped her clients connect to their subconscious in hypnotic trances. This was all very serious.

        Actually, to be honest, she was quite baffled by the crock of bollocks the subconscious was telling at times, but hell, it was cathartic for her clients, and their well-being was her utmost priority.

        “James? Are you here?”
        James was her client from Glasgow, an affable middle-aged man, who seemed to have taken to her robotic German accent and her hypnoregressive sessions.

        “Yes, Doctor” the sound came in all distorted. “Is it normal I don’t have visual?”
        “Ja, alles ist gut my friend, the internet is playing tricks today. Let’s have it just audio, OK?”
        “Alright then.”
        “I think our session today will be splendid. I already feel all the energies building up.”

        #3284
        TracyTracy
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          Pooh
          – An Original Song
          by Consuela
          I get on with life as a writer,
          I’m a loose kinda person.
          I like basketball on Sundays,
          I like diving in the week.
          I like to contemplate scooter.
          But when I start to daydream,
          My mind turns straight to exercise mat.

          Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

          Do I love exercise mat more than scooter?
          Do I love exercise mat more than scooter?
          I like to use words like ‘pooh,’
          I like to use words like ‘tart.’
          I like to use words about scooter.
          But when I stop my talking,
          My mind turns straight to exercise mat.

          Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

          Do I love exercise mat more than scooter?
          Do I love exercise mat more than scooter?

          I like to hang out with Godfrey,
          I like to kick back with Flove,
          But when left alone,
          My mind turns straight to exercise mat.

          Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

          Do I love exercise mat more than scooter?
          Do I love exercise mat more than scooter?

          I’m not too fond of italian bank,
          I really hate germans,
          But I just think back to exercise mat,
          And I’m happy once again

          Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

          #2954
          AvatarJib
          Participant

            There was something familiar with the road. The trees, the warmth. It was a fine weather for the season. Almost 70°F. Janet Mendyourhall had a strong feeling of déjà vu. She was on her way to Sedona to attend the annual Glasnik meeting. The Threshold to 2013. Since she had been posted to the West Coast, she was to attend every psychic or ET manifestation in the area. And believe it or not, there was a lot of them. The Lightbearers, Glasnik, The Crimson Feathers, and all the less famous ones like Birgitt’s Wheel from Germany, the reincarnation of Von Bingen.

            Janet was trying to go to those events with an open mind, which usually means that as a premise you didn’t believe what you were going to see. And she had seen a lot of crap and a few gems.

            She realized the car needed gas, luckily she was not far from Cottonwood. That name triggered steamy memories and a blush on her face. She had always loved meeting that young boy, he had such a sense of service, and such a wonderful body. She turned left without even thinking of it. The sun was high in the sky and the light was playing through the trees, still green her mind registered.

            When she arrived at the station, the boy was discussing with another woman in a red car. Her hands squizzed the wheel and her lips tightened. That feeling of déjà vu again.

            #684
            EricEric
            Keymaster

              « … local time in Sydney is 5:55 PM, temperature on the ground is 55°F (23°C)… »

              Seems like five fives… a hazy Mavis emerging from a heap of plane sheets said, still with her yellow hand-knitted blindfold on her eyes, probably for herself more than for the benefit of her bedazzled neighbours.
              As no one was answering, she continued her monologue while the man near her was looking embarrassed, avoiding the gaze of the cackling woman.
              You know, I’ve always got lots of fives in my life, I was the fifth girl of my family, born May 5 th, “Mavis”, my first name’s got five letters, and the coincidences go on and on, once you think of it, that is positively amazing, I daresay. German say five is “fünf”, so for me, it’s fun and play, when I put that in perspective… Still better to have that kind of outlook on these coincidences as they are piling up so well, don’t you think…

              Still getting no answer from them, she continued imperturbably.

              Oh, great, we are arrived… That journey was exhausting, not that I lacked any sleep for that matter, but you know, my legs got all swollen, and my bladder is playing tricks on me… Good thing I had these socks, you see, the vendor told me they were perfect for long-haul plane trips, not that I can see any difference anyway… Worse thing, if you ask me, was that rushing through the Japanese airport… I would not have made it without the help of this Spanish couple. Man was kind enough to push me on a trolley to the boarding gate… Now, where is this lovely couple,… hope they didn’t leave without me. It seems we all go to the same destination, how funny isn’t it? An angelic spa in a heavenly island… Sounds lots of fun… I can’t wait to see my friends here!

              Mavis was now standing on the seat of the plane, to get a better outlook on the back of the plane, for any chance to see Jose Maria and Paquita, while most of the other travelers were in a rush to go outside, already reaching for their bags and switching on their mobile phones. Truly, as stout and short as she was, standing on the seat hardly made any difference, for she was barely able to see past the high seat, but she finally got what she wanted.

              WOOOHOOO! I’M HERE! she started to wave at the couple, busy reaching for their belongings.

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