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    They heard a loud crash from the kitchen and rushed to see what was the poultry squawking about.

    It was Olliver, who apparently still had problems managing the landing while using his teleporting egg.
    The year that had passed had brought him a quiet assurance that the boy had lacked, even his stutter would not come as often, and his various travels using the golden egg had given him a wider outlook of what was in the world.

    Rukji!” He called —he still would use the deferential moniker for Rukshan.
    “What is it Olliver? Calm down, can’t you see everybody is all tense?” the Fae answered.
    “Something has changed, Rukji. A great opening in the mountain. I was staying in a village I have seen a great blue light in the distance while there, across the sand and rocks desert, beyond the shifting dunes. Something that reminded me of what Gorrash told about his memories from his master. We should go explore.”
    “I’ll contact Lhamom, she may have heard stories and can help us get there until you get the hang of a group teleport.”

    #4453
    TracyTracy
    Participant

      Liz had an idea, and was glad that the others were all out on a day trip to the museum so that she could think about it without interruptions. It had occurred to her that there was probably a theme right under their noses regarding the multitudes of non endings in the stories. Where exactly had they all ended without actually ending?

      Sure enough, the first one she looked at seemed promising with the mention of sheets:

      Yurick woke up from another spell of dreams. The patterns of the bedsheets where as though his newly inserted tile was creating a strong combination with other tiles.
      In his puzzlement, he forgot to take a physical dream snapshot…”

      Liz had had a personal breakthrough with bedsheets recently, and was pleased with this encouraging start.

      When Liz looked at the next non ending of a story, she wondered if this would prove to be a theme: the characters themselves had gone missing.

      “I haven’t heard a word from Lavender for the longest time, Lilac was wondering, When was the last time? Lavender, where ARE you?”

      Liz had a slight jolt when she saw the non ending of the story after that, worried that she would find a trend of herself being the last writer to comment. What would that mean, she wondered?

      “Minky was looking smug. “Enjoying the ride?”

      Ending with a question? Well, that was something to think about. Liz was relived to find she wasn’t the last writer to write in the next story:

      “For once, Arona was completely unconcerned about continuity.
      “I wonder if we could harness the power of the wind to create a flash mob to amuse and entertain me?” she suggested.
      Vincentius pondered for a moment “I did once employ a hamster to power a night light, so I don’t see why not.”

      Smiling at the continuity remark, Liz pondered the nature of the message in this one. Anything can be created to amuse… can it be that easy?

      Another nasty jolt as Liz read the last entry in the following story, considering the irritating few days she had just had with the online payment company:

      “She clicked with her dysfunctionning mouse and invalidated the transaction again.”

      Well, Liz said to herself, I certainly hope that little chuckle will have helped change the online transaction situation going on here presently!

      #4449
      ÉricÉric
      Keymaster

        “Speaking of green stuff, what’s with Roberto and his new green mohican?” whispered Godfrey conspiratorially to Liz. He kinds of look just like a Mary river turtle now… Only with less moss around the nose…”
        “I think it’s one of Finnley’s idea of a practical joke… She may have suggested that it would look cute on him.”
        Godfrey paused, considering the thought. “Well, that for sure would make it nicely into your new book, Liz’,” he said pointedly.

        “A new book?” Finnley couldn’t help but overhear, and had faked the loveliest enticed look on her face.

        Liz’, who wasn’t one to be fazed by the rumbustious maid quickly snapped back “Yes, it’ll start in the most unexpected manner you see. With an ending.”

        #4441
        Jib
        Participant

          Finnley presented the plate of freshly baked round cookies to Liz who took one and watched it warily, not sure how to feel about them. Certainly the herbal chocolate made her mouth watery like the Niagara falls, but…
          “Why on earth did you give them those baby faces?” she asked.
          Finnley shrugged.
          “I’ve been taking pottery class recently and thought I could do extra practice at home. I have a project you know.”
          “Have you heard of nailed it?” Liz asked, biting in into the cheek of one chubby little cookie with melting sugary blue eyes. It distorted its laughing mouth in such a way that it looked like it was crying now. She felt a bit guilty about it, but the chocolate taste exploding in her own mouth made her forget all about it and she swallowed the other cheek.

          “Look! they can move!” said Roberto. He was pressing on the sides of one particularly creepy little face, making its mouth talk. “Give me milk!”

          “Stop playing with food, Roberto,” said Finnley. The hispanic gardener looked at her with puppy eyes and swallowed whole the baby cookie. “Showy,” he said his mouth full.
          “Where is Godfrey, now,” she muttered, “Everyone needs to taste one.

          #4431
          Jib
          Participant

            That sunny day would be remembered as the day the doline shook and trembled.

            The geckoes fell from their rock, cutting all communication between the inhabitants of the hidden world. The vibrations coming from leperchauns know where had swiftly spread into the walls down to the deepest cracks and hidden chambers of the back cave far deeper than any of the inhabitants of the doline dared to show their noses. And Most of them weren’t aware at all of all that empty dark and cold and wet space. At some point, the vibrations gathered and rebounded into the bottom of the deepest caves and came back out in a roar that might have take the inhabitants’ hats off, if they wore hats.

            The bats flew away into the sunlight, blinded and deafened, bumping into each others as their fabulously acute sense of hearing was overwhelmed by the vibrations and the rich harmonics generated in the crystal chambers down below. Some fell, spiraling down as if they had been shot by some anti aerial defense. They fell in the cockroach arena and into the reservoir of dung gathered by the dung beetles, almost crushing Daisy in the process. Her father caught her safe and rolled her like the little dung beetle she was.

            The rats ran away spreading panic like plague, and while some tried to take advantage of the confusion to steal others food, when the vibration kept on shaking the ground around them and stalactites fell like fringe hail exploding into thousands projectiles, they began to fear.

            It took some time for the dust and noise to settle down, long after the vibration had ceased. All the inhabitants of the doline had gathered on the edge of the entrance, not knowing if it was safe to go back home.

            Hugo the Gecko wondered like many of the others.

            What just happened? What if it happened again? Somebody had to volunteer to go see what it was that made that noise.

            But no one came forth, all too shocked by the recent events. You could even hear some calling their families or friends.

            Hugo didn’t feel up to the task, he was too small and fragile. What if another of those big rocks fell on his soft and elastic body? It would explode like a water bomb. Except the puddle would be red. Yet, when he saw little Daisy desperately looking for her mother, something rose in him. Something he had never felt before. Some might call it courage, but Hugo didn’t have a name for it. All he knew was that he entered the doline and went down to the flat stone, calling his gecko friends on the way to follow him. Dragged along by that strange emotion that was moving their friend, they followed and listened to him when he gave them a few instructions. They resumed their place on the stone, except this time Hugo was at the center and began to draw something.

            The inhabitants of the doline had looked not understanding what the geckoes were doing, calling them reckless idiots to venture back into the broken world. But they looked at the strange shapes appearing on the flat stone at the center of the doline.

            Suddenly a voice came out of the crowd. “It’s me! I’m here!” she said and waved her little beetle legs. “Daisy, Mummy’s here!”

            Then everybody wanted to pass a message and the geckoes felt they were making a difference.

            Despite the agitation, Hugo kept wondering. What happened? Someone has to go and see.

            #4430
            F LoveF Love
            Participant

              One spring day in 1822, so the story goes, Emerald Huntingford was walking the family dog on the extensive family estate, when the dog ran into a densely wooded area in hot pursuit of a rabbit. This was not uncommon, however on this occasion Emerald whistled and called but the dog did not return to her. She ran back to the house and shouted for her brother, Nigel, to help her find the it.

              After several hours of frantic searching, for it was a much loved family pet, and just as they were beginning to despair, they heard whimpering coming from a hole in the ground. They cleared away the brush covering the entrance to the hole and saw it went some way into the ground and it was here the unfortunate dog had fallen. It was too deep for them to enter unaided, so while Emerald sat with the dog and called reassuringly down to it, Nigel ran for assistance. With the help of ropes and several strong farm workers, Nigel descended into the space. To his amazement, he found himself in a clay filled dome with shallow entrances going off to other underground galleries. At that time, with his focus on the injured dog, he had no inkling of the extent of it. It was later on, after they had time to explore, that the Huntingfords started to comprehend the amazing world which existed under their land.

              Word spread, and they were offered a substantial amount of money by a mining company to mine the land. Locals, and others from further afield, wanted to visit the doline and many would try and do so, with or without seeking permission from the Huntingfords first. Some argued that if you don’t own the sky above your land, why should you have claim to the ground beneath?

              The Huntingfords were wealthy and had no need or desire to sell the rights to their land. Eventually, their patience worn thin by the aggressive mining company and invasive tourists, they decided to defend their claim to the doline in court; a claim which they won. From that time on, as one generation of the family passed the secrets of the doline to another, guards were employed to keep watch over the entrance, that none may enter the underground world without the approval of the family.

              And it seems none had, until now.

              #4424
              TracyTracy
              Participant

                Roberto, silhouetted in the frame of back door, smiled smugly as he fingered the skeleton key in his pocket. He was glad he’d brought a few artefacts back from the doline.

                He sauntered up to the trunk, whistling a tune about his mother, and tapped on the lid.

                “I ‘ave a key that opens everrrrything, including trrrrunks,” he whispered.

                “Who are you, please sir, I have a doubt,” the muffled voice inside the trunk replied.

                “I’m not surprised,” Roberto replied, somewhat cryptically.

                “Please, I need the lavatory only, very quickly need it,” Anna tried another approach.

                But Roberto had wandered into the kitchen to confer with Finnley and didn’t hear her.

                #4411
                TracyTracy
                Participant

                  Anna tapped on Godfrey’s door, pushed it open a crack, and informed him that she’d locked Elizabeth in the downstairs lavatory but was unsure if she’d be able to cajole her back to her bedroom.

                  “Drat!” exclaimed Godfrey, “What on earth was she doing downstairs? You know I can’t bear seeing her when she’s sick! And why weren’t you watching her as I instructed?”

                  “Well, I was, sir, but I heard a commotion outside by the pool. I was on my way to investigate, when I heard a loud knock on the front door. By the time I got there, Liz had answered it, so I slammed the door shut, and locked Liz in the lavatory, and came straight here for further instructions.”

                  “Who was at the door?”

                  Anna hadn’t noticed, but didn’t like to say. “Oh it was someone selling toasters only.”

                  #4404
                  Jib
                  Participant

                    Liz left her bed at 8:30am, wearing only her pink and blue doubled cotton night gown, a perfect hair and her fluffy pink blue mules. She had been thinking about her characters while the sun was trying to rise with great difficulty. Liz couldn’t blame the Sun as temperatures had dropped dramatically since the beginning of winter and the air outside was really cold.

                    When Liz was thinking about her writings and her characters, she usually felt hungry. Someone had told her once that the brain was a hungry organ and that you needed fuel to make it work properly. She didn’t have a sweet tooth, but she wouldn’t say no to some cheesy toast, any time of the day.

                    She had heard some noise coming from the kitchen, certainly Finnley doing who knows what, although certainly not cleaning. It might be the association between thinking about her characters and the noise in the kitchen that triggered her sudden craving for a melted slice of cheese on top of a perfectly burnished toast. The idea sufficed to make her stomach growl.

                    She chuckled as she thought of inventing a new genre, the toast opera. Or was it a cackle?

                    As she was lost in her morning musings, her mules gave that muffled slippery sound on the floor that Finnley found so unladylike. Liz didn’t care, she even deliberately slowed her pace. The slippery sound took on another dimension, extended and stretched to the limit of what was bearable even for herself. Liz grinned, thinking about Finnley’s slight twitching right eye as she certainly was trying to keep her composure in the kitchen.

                    Liz, all cheerful, was testing the differences between a chuckle and a cackle when she entered the kitchen. She was about to ask Finnley what she thought about it when she saw a small person in a yellow tunic and green pants, washing the dishes.

                    Liz stopped right there, forgetting all about chuckles and cackles and even toasts.

                    “Where is Finnley?” she asked, not wanting to appear the least surprised. The small person turned her head toward Liz, still managing to keep on washing the dishes. It was a girl, obviously from India.

                    “Good morning, Ma’am. I’m Anna, the new maid only.”

                    “The new… maid?”

                    Liz suddenly felt panic crawling behind her perfectly still face. She didn’t want to think about the implications.

                    “Why don’t you use the dishwasher?” she asked, proud that she could keep the control of her voice despite her hunger, her questions about chuckles and cackles, and…

                    “The dirty dishes are very less, there is no need to use the dishwasher only.”

                    Liz looked at her bobbing her head sideways as if the spring had been mounted the wrong way.

                    “Are you alright?” asked Anna with a worried look.

                    “Of course, dear. Make me a toast with a slice of cheese will you?”

                    “How do I do that?”

                    “Well you take the toaster and you put the slice of bread inside and pushed the lever down… Have you never prepared toasts before?”

                    “No, but yes, but I need to know how you like it only. I want to make it perfect for your liking, otherwise you won’t be satisfied.” The maid suddenly looked lost and anxious.

                    “Just do as you usually do,” said Liz. “Goddfrey?” she called, leaving the kitchen before the maid could ask anymore questions.

                    Where was Goddfrey when she needed him to explain everything?

                    “You need me?” asked a voice behind her. He had appeared from nowhere, as if he could walk through the walls or teleport. Anyway, she never thought she would be so relieved to see him.

                    “What’s that in the kitchen?”

                    “What’s what? Oh! You mean her. The new maid.”

                    He knew! Liz felt a strange blend of frustration, despair and anger. She took mental note to remember it for her next chapter, and came back to her emotional turmoil. Was she the only one unaware of such a bit change in her home?

                    “Well, she followed us when we were in India. We don’t know how, but she managed to find a place in one of your trunks. Finnley found her as she had the porter unpacked the load. It seems she wants to help.”

                    #4403
                    F LoveF Love
                    Participant

                      random plot generator

                      A BOOK SHOP – IT IS THE AFTERNOON AFTER ALBIE HIT HIS MOTHER WITH A FEATHER.

                      Newly unemployed ALBIE is arguing with his friend JENNY RAMSBOTTOM. ALBIE tries to hug JENNY but she shakes him off angrily.

                      ALBIE
                      Please Jenny, don’t leave me.

                      JENNY
                      I’m sorry Albie, but I’m looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away. You hit your mother with a feather! You could have just talked to her!

                      ALBIE
                      I am such a person!

                      JENNY
                      I’m sorry, Albie. I just don’t feel excited by this relationship anymore.

                      JENNY leaves and ALBIE sits down, looking defeated.

                      Moments later, gentle sweet shop owner MR MATT HUMBLE barges in looking flustered.

                      ALBIE
                      Goodness, Matt! Is everything okay?

                      MATT
                      I’m afraid not.

                      ALBIE
                      What is it? Don’t keep me in suspense…

                      MATT
                      It’s … a hooligan … I saw an evil hooligan frighten a bunch of elderly ladies!

                      ALBIE
                      Defenseless elderly ladies?

                      MATT
                      Yes, defenseless elderly ladies!

                      ALBIE
                      Bloomin’ heck, Matt! We’ve got to do something.

                      MATT
                      I agree, but I wouldn’t know where to start.

                      ALBIE
                      You can start by telling me where this happened.

                      MATT
                      I was…
                      MATT fans himself and begins to wheeze.

                      ALBIE
                      Focus Matt, focus! Where did it happen?

                      MATT
                      The Library! That’s right – the Library!

                      ALBIE springs up and begins to run.

                      EXT. A ROADCONTINUOUS

                      ALBIE rushes along the street, followed by MATT. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

                      INT. A LIBRARYSHORTLY AFTER

                      ROGER BLUNDER a forgetful hooligan terrorises two elderly ladies.

                      ALBIE, closely followed by MATT, rushes towards ROGER, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

                      MATT
                      What is is? What’s the matter?

                      ALBIE
                      That’s not just any old hooligan, that’s Roger Blunder!

                      MATT
                      Who’s Roger Blunder?

                      ALBIE
                      Who’s Roger Blunder? Who’s Roger Blunder? Only the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                      MATT
                      Blinkin’ knickers, Albie! We’re going to need some help if we’re going to stop the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                      ALBIE
                      You can say that again.

                      MATT
                      Blinkin’ knickers, Albie! We’re going to need some help if we’re going to stop the most forgetful hooligan in the universe!

                      ALBIE
                      I’m going to need candlesticks, lots of candlesticks.

                      Roger turns and sees Albie and Matt. He grins an evil grin.

                      ROGER
                      Albie Jones, we meet again!

                      MATT
                      You’ve met?

                      ALBIE
                      Yes. It was a long, long time ago…

                      EXT. A PARKBACK IN TIME

                      A young ALBIE is sitting in a park listening to some trance music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.

                      He looks up and sees ROGER. He takes off his headphones.

                      ROGER
                      Would you like some wine gums?

                      ALBIE’s eyes light up, but then he studies ROGER more closely, and looks uneasy.

                      ALBIE
                      I don’t know, you look kind of forgetful.

                      ROGER
                      Me? No. I’m not forgetful. I’m the least forgetful hooligan in the world.

                      ALBIE
                      Wait, you’re a hooligan?

                      ALBIE runs away, screaming.

                      INT. A LIBRARYPRESENT DAY

                      ROGER
                      You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.

                      MATT
                      (To ALBIE) You ran away?
                      ALBIE
                      (To MATT) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
                      ALBIE turns to ROGER.

                      ALBIE
                      I may have run away from you then, but I won’t run away this time!
                      ALBIE runs away.

                      He turns back and shouts.

                      ALBIE
                      I mean, I am running away, but I’ll be back – with candlesticks.

                      ROGER
                      I’m not scared of you.

                      ALBIE
                      You should be.

                      INT. A SWEET SHOPLATER THAT DAY

                      ALBIE and MATT walk around searching for something.

                      ALBIE
                      I feel sure I left my candlesticks somewhere around here.

                      MATT
                      Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly candlesticks.

                      ALBIE
                      You know nothing Matt Humble.

                      MATT
                      We’ve been searching for ages. I really don’t think they’re here.

                      Suddenly, ROGER appears, holding a pair of candlesticks.

                      ROGER
                      Looking for something?

                      MATT
                      Crikey, Albie, he’s got your candlesticks.

                      ALBIE
                      Tell me something I don’t already know!

                      MATT
                      The earth’s circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.

                      ALBIE
                      I know that already!

                      MATT
                      I’m afraid of dust.

                      ROGER
                      (appalled) Dude!

                      While ROGER is looking at MATT with disgust, ALBIE lunges forward and grabs his deadly candlesticks. He wields them, triumphantly.

                      ALBIE
                      Prepare to die, you forgetful aubergine!

                      ROGER
                      No please! All I did was frighten a bunch of elderly ladies!

                      JENNY enters, unseen by any of the others.

                      ALBIE
                      I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those elderly ladies were defenceless! Well now they have a defender – and that’s me! Albie Jones defender of innocent elderly ladies.

                      ROGER
                      Don’t hurt me! Please!

                      ALBIE
                      Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t use these candlesticks on you right away!

                      ROGER
                      Because Albie, I am your father.

                      ALBIE looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.

                      ALBIE
                      No you’re not!

                      ROGER
                      Ah well, it had to be worth a try.

                      ROGER tries to grab the candlesticks but ALBIE dodges out of the way.

                      ALBIE
                      Who’s the daddy now? Huh? Huh?

                      Unexpectedly, ROGER slumps to the ground.

                      MATT
                      Did he just faint?

                      ALBIE
                      I think so. Well that’s disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly candlesticks.

                      ALBIE crouches over ROGER’s body.

                      MATT
                      Be careful, Albie. It could be a trick.

                      ALBIE
                      No, it’s not a trick. It appears that… It would seem… Roger Blunder is dead!

                      ALBIE
                      What?

                      ALBIE
                      Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.

                      MATT claps his hands.

                      MATT
                      So your candlesticks did save the day, after all.

                      JENNY steps forward.

                      JENNY
                      Is it true? Did you kill the forgetful hooligan?

                      ALBIE
                      Jenny how long have you been…?

                      JENNY puts her arm around ALBIE.

                      JENNY
                      Long enough.

                      ALBIE
                      Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Roger Blunder.

                      JENNY
                      Then the elderly ladies are safe?

                      ALBIE
                      It does seem that way!

                      A crowd of vulnerable elderly ladies enter, looking relived.

                      JENNY
                      You are their hero.

                      The elderly ladies bow to ALBIE.

                      ALBIE
                      There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Roger Blunder will never frighten elderly ladies ever again, is enough for me.

                      JENNY
                      You are humble as well as brave! And I think that makes up for hitting your mother with a feather. It does in my opinion!

                      One of the elderly ladies passes ALBIE a healing ring

                      JENNY
                      I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.

                      ALBIE
                      I couldn’t possibly.
                      Pause.

                      ALBIE
                      Well, if you insist. It could come in handy when I go to the Doline tomorrow. With my friend Matt. It is dangerous and only for brave people and a healing ring could come in handy.

                      ALBIE takes the ring.

                      ALBIE
                      Thank you.
                      The elderly ladies bow their heads once more, and leave.

                      ALBIE turns to JENNY.

                      ALBIE
                      Does this mean you want me back?

                      JENNY
                      Oh, Albie, of course I want you back!
                      ALBIE smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.

                      ALBIE
                      Well you can’t have me.

                      JENNY
                      WHAT?

                      ALBIE
                      You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a hooligan to death before you would believe in me. I don’t want a lover like that. And I am going to the Doline and I may not be back!

                      JENNY
                      But…

                      ALBIE
                      Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin – my best friend, Matt.

                      MATT grins.

                      JENNY
                      But…

                      MATT
                      You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!

                      JENNY
                      Albie?

                      ALBIE
                      I’m sorry Jenny, but I think you should skidaddle.
                      JENNY leaves.

                      MATT turns to ALBIE.

                      MATT
                      Did you mean that? You know … that I’m your best friend?

                      ALBIE
                      Of course you are!
                      The two walk off arm in arm.

                      Suddenly MATT stops.

                      MATT
                      When I said I’m afraid of dust, you know I was just trying to distract the hooligan don’t you?

                      #4402
                      F LoveF Love
                      Participant

                        (With thanks to random story generator for this comment)

                        Albie looked at the soft feather in his hands and felt happy.

                        He walked over to the window and reflected on his silent surroundings. He had always loved haunting the village near the doline with its few, but faithful inhabitants. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel happiness.

                        Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Ma. He felt his mood drop. Ma was ambitious and a mean-spirited bossy boots.

                        Albie gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an impulsive, kind-hearted, beer drinker. His friends saw him as an amusing foolish clown. But he was kind-hearted and once, he had even brought a brave baby bird back from the brink of death.

                        But not even an impulsive person who had once brought a brave baby bird back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Ma had in store today.

                        The inclement brooding silence teased like a sitting praying mantis, making Albie anticipate the worst.

                        As Albie stepped outside and Ma came closer, he could see the mean glint in her eye.

                        Ma glared with all the wrath of 9 thoughtless hurt hippo. She said, in hushed tones, “I disown you and I want you to leave.”

                        Albie looked back, even more nervous and still fingering the soft feather. “Ma, please don’t boss me. I am going to the doline,” he replied.

                        They looked at each other with conflicted feelings, like two deep donkeys chatting at a very funny farewell.

                        Suddenly, Ma lunged forward and tried to punch Albie in the face. Quickly, Albie grabbed the soft feather and brought it down on Ma’s skull.

                        Ma’s skinny ear trembled and her short legs wobbled. She looked excited, her emotions raw like a rabblesnatching, rare rock.

                        Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Ma was dead.

                        Albie went back inside and had himself a cold beer.

                        #4401
                        TracyTracy
                        Participant

                          Aunt Idle:

                          Amazing how you can change your mind about things in the twinkling of an eye, and as I said to Bert (when he’d come down off those mushrooms or whatever was in those brownies that passing hippy gave him on the way to the guru camp over at the old copperworks place), I said to Bert, Bert I said, if you own the place lock stock and barrel, our financial worries are over. He said don’t be daft, you can’t eat the windows and doors, and what about all these dogs to feed, they can’t eat wooden beams, and I said, no listen Bert, I’ve had an idea. We don’t like banks, that’s true, and we don’t like debts, but why stand on principle and shoot yourself in the foot, I said, and I’ve heard about this thing with old people like us, that you can get the bank to give you loads of cash, and you don’t even have to pay them back until after you’re dead, and then he said, don’t be daft, how can you pay them back when you’re dead and I said Exactly, Bert! This is the beauty of it, and who knows if there will even be any more banks by the time we kick the bucket anyway, why not have our cake now and eat it, that’s what I said to Bert. And so he says, Well go on then, tell me why the bank would give us cash an I told him that they give you money because you own a house, and then when you snuff it, they have their money back. So Bert says, Yeah but they take far too much money, it’s another bank scam! And I said, Who the fuck cares, if we get the cash now when we need it? And then he said, Yeah, but what about the kids? I was gonna leave it to the kids, and I said, and I’ll be quite frank here, Fuck the kids! Who in the hell knows what the future will be like for the kids, and I told him straight: You can’t plan you’re own future, let alone trying to plan the kid’s future. Now is what matters, and right now, I need a new camera, and I need to get those tax hounds off my back. Then Bert started to smile and said, Hey, I could get me them new false teeth.

                          #4397
                          TracyTracy
                          Participant

                            “How’s the new dog settling in, Ma?” asked Albie, playing for time.

                            “Oh, she’s doing fine, don’t you worry about that, and don’t try and change the subject!” retorted Freda. “Lottie told me all about it this morning. You had one job to do, one job!”

                            “That’s what Lottie said,” replied Albie, looking down at his shoes and halfheartedly attempting to knock the dried mud off them on the chair leg. “Sorry, Ma,” he added sadly. “Shall I take the new dog for a walk?”

                            Freda sighed. “Oh alright then, but don’t let her off the lead. And make sure you get back before the rain. And stop kicking mud all over the floor!”

                            #4394
                            ÉricÉric
                            Keymaster

                              For the festival of lights, the sleepy guard had all dressed up in their traditional pajams and were extolling psalmodies in longing voices.

                              Small bells rang in clusters of lighthearted peels, soon covered by the deep lingering sounds of the foghorns echoing along the rocky slopes muffled out by the abundant vegetation.

                              Expectation was in the air.

                              #4393
                              TracyTracy
                              Participant

                                They have entered, now peace is all shattered,
                                And the quiet was all that had mattered,
                                But alas that is over,
                                And blown is my cover,
                                And I’m sulky and not feeling flattered.

                                Petra was scribbling furiously in her expedition notebook, not wanting to forget the exact wording of the curious message she had received on waking from her nap behind the rocks. It was not the first time she had heard telepathic messages in rhyme, and wondered briefly about the possible connections, but then Lillianne woke up farting dreadfully, and she was distracted.

                                #4392
                                Jib
                                Participant

                                  “Tourists!” shouted Ugo the gecko to his albino friends. They all stopped and turned their heads in unison to look at the two humans who had entered the premises, inside their small chests their hearts beating fast with excitement like so many small shamanic drums that only gecko ears could hear. Ugo was so engrossed in those two humongous creatures and the hypnotic rhythm of his friends’ heartbeats that he didn’t see the suckers from his front left paw were getting loose again. They had been damaged in a fight with a twirling bat one week ago and they still hadn’t heal nicely because he didn’t care so much. Soon his left paw got detached from the ancient stones of the wall, followed by his right and soon he fell. But like he was made of sticking rubber the fall was short and he got stuck again on a lower stone, walking on the head of a few friends in the process.

                                  “Sorry for that! I’ll have them checked, promise.”

                                  Some of the geckos missed a heartbeat, frightened by the sudden turmoil. They ran in what might appear random directions and panic quickly spread among the albino geckolony on the wall. By a miracle of nature and because they were all so fascinated by tourists, the geckos rearranged nicely only to stop a sucking steps away and turned their head back again toward the tourists. Their hearts beating in unison again.

                                  “Look! that dark wall over there with the white hieroglyphs. I’m sure it just moved!” said the tallest of the tourists. She was curious and decided to go watch by herself what that curious wall was about.

                                  #4390
                                  F LoveF Love
                                  Participant

                                    “She found the entrance, you say?”

                                    “I am afraid so. I am sorry indeed to say that this is the case.”

                                    “How could she have found the way in? Where were the guards? And who is she who would dare to enter the Doline?”

                                    “It’s been so long … I think the guards got lazy. And who can blame them … so many years they stood at their post and nobody even trying to find the way in. I think they got tired of waiting for something to happen. And as to who it is … all I have heard is she is a traveller and not anyone from the Village. A traveller from far off parts, I have heard.”

                                    “Dearie me … always the way, isn’t it? Heads are going to roll of course and I wouldn’t want to be in their shoes. What’s going to happen now?”

                                    “It’s very hard to get someone out once they have found the way in. That’s a well known truth.”

                                    “It is indeed. Indeed it is.”

                                    #4370

                                    The memories of the strange vision had faded away. Only the feeling of awe was lingering in his heart.

                                    Fox was walking in the forest near Margoritt’s cottage. The smell of humid soil was everywhere. Despite it being mostly decomposing leaves and insects, Fox found it quite pleasant. It carried within it childhood memories of running outside after the rain whild Master Gibbon was trying to teach him cleanliness. It had been a game for many years to roll into the mud and play with the malleable forest ground to make shapes of foxes and other animals to make a public to Gibbon’s teachings.

                                    Fox had been walking around listening to the sucking sound made by his steps to help him focus back on reality. He was trying to catch sunlight patches with his bare feet, the sensations were cold and exquisite. The noise of the heavy rain had been replaced by the random dripping of the drops falling from the canopy as the trees were letting go of the excess of water they received.

                                    It was not long before he found Gorrash. The dwarf was back in his statue state, he was face down, deep in the mud. Fox crouched down and gripped his friend where he could. He tried to release him from the ground but the mud was stronger, sucking, full of water.

                                    “You can leave him there and wait the soil to dry. You can’t fight with water”, said Margorrit. “And I think that when it’s dry, we’ll have a nice half-mold to make a copy of your friend.”

                                    Fox laughed. “You have so many strange ideas”, he told the old woman.

                                    “Well, it has been my strength and my weakness, I have two hands and a strong mind, and they have always functioned together. I only think properly when I use my hands. And my thoughts always lead me to make use of my hands.”

                                    Fox looked at Margoritt’s wrinkled hands, they were a bit deformed by arthritis but he could feel the experience they contained.

                                    “Breakfast’s ready”, she said. “I’ve made some honey cookies with what was left of the the flour. And Glynis has prepared some interesting juices. I like her, she has a gift with colours.”

                                    They left the dwarf to dry in the sun and walked back to the house where the others had already put everything on the table. Fox looked at everyone for a moment, maybe to take in that moment of grace and unlikely reunion of so many different people. He stopped at Rukshan who had a look of concern on his face. Then he started when Eleri talked right behind him. He hadn’t hear her come.

                                    “I think I lost him”, she said. “What’s for breakfast? I’m always starving after shrooms.”

                                    #4366
                                    ÉricÉric
                                    Keymaster

                                      It’s all a bit quiet there, where have they all gone again? One could hear plants growing in that silence.

                                      Finnley!” she shouted across the mansion, pondering at what demoniac activity the maid was devoted recently.

                                      She hadn’t seen the maid in the all of the week, but somehow they had been communicating in a sort of eerie telepathic way, by subtle positions of objects in the house. A piece of clothe in this or that position would mean, please wash it hasta pronto, but if it was slightly above ground, she somehow would get it was meant to be just folded for another use. There had been a silent tug of war as to where the towel would dry, as she didn’t like it to be in the humid bathroom. And for every lunch, she would find something prepared in the fridge, ready to be heated in the microwave oven.

                                      But she had to tell her, that was enough with chicken and grilled aubergines. A little variety would go a long way…

                                      #4359
                                      ÉricÉric
                                      Keymaster

                                        “So, that’s where the gardener has been hiding all this time…” Godfrey thought, quietly stepping out of the shadows into the sinkhole tunnels. “Maybe I’ll just tell Liz’ he has resigned. Although she seemed more taken by this one than with the previous guys…”
                                        While the gardener was snoring loudly, he took time to look around, and noticed the sprouting sack.
                                        “How curious that those old books have started to come to life again…”

                                        An idea had crossed his mind, both dreadful and exciting. The portal…

                                        Leaving the gardener to his dreams, and taking another secret exit out of the dark tunnel, opening another succession of doors with the turn of a key hanging from the watch chain of his burgundy waistcoat, he soon found himself reappearing into a deep secret place. A small round room, almost like the inner chamber of a burrow, with no visible door, no window, seemingly lit only by a single ray of light coming from the pinhole in the ceiling, reflected on the glittering curved walls. At one side, was a well, and one could hear the humming sound of flowing underground water.
                                        On the well, where deeply carved words : “HC SVNT DRACONES”. Just below them, painted in white in Godfrey’s flowering handwriting : “Here be dragons!”

                                        There still was the heavy latch, bolted by a large futuristic-looking lock.

                                        Phew, still closed. Godfrey sighed a sigh of relief. He couldn’t imagine the damage to Liz’ frail hold on reality, where she to find about what was lurking behind.

                                        Popping a peanut in his mouth, he smiled wryly, reminisced of what Finnley had said about her “discovering” of the attic; yes, their secret was fine with them for now. At least so long as what was locked on the other side stayed there of course…

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