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    He was lying on her massage table, his nudity covered with a blue satin towel. Josephine had really soft hands and was a really good masseuse. Almondus Blondor had been waiting for so long for this massage that he wouldn’t let one bit escape his awareness; though, he was feeling as if he was inexorably slipping into the drum world, his heart was pounding, more and more present. His attention was merging with his old drum self, when he could remember clearly how it was before he came here through the portal himself.

    :fleuron:

    Josephine was using the very potion she was preparing when she heard the tinkling sound… and she was unaware that her hand had taken a wrong ingredient, one of the most important ones. Even if she had known, she would have been unable to tell the consequences of the switch. Almondus could just disappear, melt, transform into a big giant dragonfly… at the moment, she was into a trance, far even from the idea that she could do such a mistake. She never did mistakes!

    :fleuron:

    Bentworth Sadnick was all but confident in his new appointment by his peaster. He had never been alone at the portal before, and he feared most of all that someone would come ask a question. In his mind, it was unthinkable that someone would even dare ask to open the portal…

    He was lost in his hamster wheel, too exhausted by the race to do the usual chores —sure his peaster would notice when he comes back. But what if some official came by? It would certainly be a disaster, Bentworth would be caught stammering and that would only add to his confusion. Wasn’t it hot here? So hot, maybe if he could just put his head aside for a few moments… no, it was forbidden, his peaster had repeated it thousands of times to him, and had him repeat it ten times more… though it could help, sure, release the pressure in his head. His hands reached the hook of his head-fastener and a sudden release of pressure popped into the silence, ending in a harmonious whistling sound.

    Holding his head in his hands, face turned to his chest, he was unable to see the strangers coming from the distance. He sat on the first step of the stairs climbing to the portal, his head resting on his lap, looking at his belly button (his clothes were too short for him, and he was looking like a child grown too fast). Though he was the only one present and when he suddenly heard a raucous voice asking if he could make his bird sing, he feared that it was some kind of sexual offer and were his head on, it would have blushed, but it was still releasing pressure and the sudden squirck sounded like a yes.

    That’s when he lost his head, he stood up briskly and his head rolled on the ground, hitting a stone in the process. His head was knocked out, and he couldn’t use it for the moment. What had his peaster told him so often: “Always do as if you know what to do! Don’t let people see you don’t know, even if you don’t… pretend that you have all the answers. You’re here the most trusted Peaslander and everybody will trust what you say.”

    “Sh-show mme yu-your bi-bird!”

    The Aunt and Dolores looked at each other… the others being headless it would have been pointless.
    “Are you the Keeper of the Old and notwithstanding Great portal of Nibabuz.”

    As he was about to say yes, another release of pressure from his unconscious head made a squirmish sound. As they were waiting, he said the word that would seal his destiny.
    “Yeyes!”

    :fleuron:

    That’s when Almondus, falling asleep, farted. Was it the mixture of Josephine? Was it that he hadn’t done a detox cure for centuries? Nonetheless, that had the disastrous effect of inducing Josephine in a lethargic state. She stopped massaging him and stood there still. Her spearit gone, far worse than if her head had popped out on its own.

    #2278
    F LoveF Love
    Participant

      Arona had no idea what dimension she was in. Or indeed, whether she was where she was at all. Oddly enough, and it was not often now that Arona found anything odd, she was finding the experience rather freeing.

      “Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hoooooooooooooooooo” she shouted, and holding her arms wide open, began to whirl joyously around, till dizziness overcame her and she landed in a heap on the ground. She expected to land in a heap on the ground in a soft meadow with pretty spring flowers, but to her consternation realised that she had landed on what felt like polished concrete. She was even more concerned when she realised that she had a large audience watching her with interest, although at that stage all she really took in was a sea of feet around her. On further inspection she appeared to be in what looked like an enormous building full of shops, and, shoppers.

      “Are you okay?” A kindly gentleman asked her in a concerned voice. At least that is what Arona thought he said. Although the words were familiar, the accent was strange, and not one she had heard before.

      “I am fine, thank you,” replied Arona, trying her best to appear composed and rise gracefully from her sprawled position all at the same time. She must have looked convincing because, after a few more curious looks in her direction, the crowd began to disperse.

      Good Grief, where am I now? she wondered. Determined not to be alarmed and to go with the flow, however rapid that flow may be, the intrepid Arona set off to explore her new surroundings.

      “Wait!”

      Arona looked around. It was the strangely spoken gentleman who had first offered assistance. He was brandishing a book towards her.

      “Take this book. It is no good for me.”

      Arona hesitated. The last time she had heard those words she had ended up with a funny little baby to look after. The man was insistent though, so, thanking him politely Arona accepted the gift.

      “Hmmmm, How to Write Fiction, how very peculiar!” Flipping it open randomly she read:

      [Random Words Epigraph] Step One: Randomly choose 5 entries from your dictionary. Just flip through the pages, close your eyes, and put your finger down on the page. Copy down the word that is closest to your finger. If your finger lands on a word that you don’t know, you can choose the word just above or just below it. For the purposes of this assignment, count paired words as a single entry (for instance, “melting pot” is listed as a single entry). Step Two: Shape your list of dictionary entries into a poem or story, using all of the entries.

      “bugger that,” snorted Arona.

      #2043

      In reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud

      EricEric
      Keymaster

        A little moment of nostalgia seeing it’s been around a year and half that we’ve started (writing down) all these stories, and it all seemed to pass so quickly :)

        Nice clouding below, the energy of which felt as an encouragement to turn that page to write a new one with even more enthusiasm:

        malvina whole shifting beautiful
        whatever pay angela water
        usual speak trouble nice indeed
        norm project zyndre ask house self light nut

        LOL and another funny one

        hairy shifted fit party
        ago god chosen holding individuals
        write book appear leave sanso tried
        felicity norm afraid dream hours knew

        #2225

        Annabel Ingram was chatting the tourists through her guided tours, but most of the time, her mind was wandering elsewhere.
        As a matter of fact, she often thought she should have been named “Wandering Elsewhere” instead. These were her two favourite words in the whole Manilvan language. Scholars had made fancy claims like basement portal or something of that ilk was the loveliest words combination, but she’s never been one to follow the trends and fleeting modes anyway.

        All in all, it was probably time she got herself a new job; touring the tourists in the middle of “ohs” and “ahs” to the Doorway of the Goddess Amarylis Moo Rue? Not for her any longer.
        To be bluntly honest she was beginning to find herself a little of a fraud, as she tried to maintain a decent level of excitement at the ridiculous amazement of the tourists when they recounted their litanies of visions of Goddess Amarylis surrounded with cohorts of naked ladies and bare butt cupids holding wreaths of flowers. Amarylis was the Goddess of Flove. A glorious goddess representing the duality of the aspects of love and death. Quite a hype for people coming from the cities, eager to get a quick shot of esoteric experiences.

        But she’d seen Amarylis more than once, and it was not all that pretty behind the scenes. She was not as mean as herself, but she wasn’t the last to poke fun at people for whisking unwarranted followers to the altars. Anyway, that and her perfumes, honestly you had to wonder. Lavender and decaying morue (cod), what a blend… :yahoo_rolling_eyes:

        #2183

        When Aspidistra woke early the following morning she lay still in the darkness. Holding up her arm she used the faint golden glow her skin gave off to read the time on her bedside clock. 4.44 am!

        She remembered the advice Dick had given her when she shared her dream. Dear Dick, she had fully expected him to laugh at her foolish fancies.

        When you wake up in the morning, take a deep breath. Sing the song of joy that you are here! Dick Tator

        Feeling a little foolish she took a deep breath, opened her mouth wide and ….. out came a high pitched shriek.

        I sound more like a squawking magpie than a song bird, she thought disconsolately.

        Gloomily she switched on the television where a muscular looking man was attempting to balance an oven on his face.

        #1272
        AvatarJib
        Participant

          His species was dying.
          He knew there were a possibility to save his people in mixing their encoding patterns with that of the Turmaki.

          But what was their intent as a species? The Ancient Gates were gone, only a few of them had remained after the shift of the Phreal. Tor Amok had chosen to stay along with some friends. The temptation to follow the others had been great, but something was still holding him in the old ways.

          He had to talk with their officials and offer them to share their paths.

          #1252

          Jobson Batt and Ernie Young were taking a vacation in between so called natural disasters, as the financial disaster claimed the populations attention. They knew that the result of the energy being pushed from pillar to post as everyone fretted and worried about the monetary system would manifest in some natural disasters, and they knew they would have their work cut out as highly skilled members of the DDT team (otherwise known as Disaster Damage Team) in due course. Meanwhile, they had the foresight to take a well earned break while the attention of the population was otherwise engaged.

          Unable to settle on just one destination, they opted for a World Cruise.

          :fleuron:

          Evangeline Spiggot slammed the telephone down. Another call from someone wanting that other DDT company, Dead Dick Tracy Productions. Business was slow at Disaster Damage Team, with Jobson and Ernie on holiday, but Evangeline was left holding the fort, just in case a major disaster came in, in which case she would inform Jobson and Ernie on their cruise ship. It was boring sitting there alone in the office though, and Evangeline decided that the next wrong number she answered, she would pretend to be Dead Dick Tracy, just for a laugh.

          #1211

          It felt like she’d been projecting for hours —in and out of her body, often brought back by the incomfort of the warm and moistly room, where the rheumatic fan was blowing a measly wind full of humidity.

          The rabbit she’d seen a few hours ago was ‘wanishing’, like a gentle feeling of pure joyful happiness holding by a thread that you try to reminisce before lapsing back into the old patterns of self-doubts.

          She didn’t have to strain herself so much, she suddenly realized; it never worked well when she tried to push it. She wanted the clarity of the projection to be deeply anchored within herself, and not some stroboscopic view of her grim reality sandwiched in glimpses of blissful clear lightness.

          So, she decided to wait for the moment to be back. Time didn’t really matter once you projected, but here in this reality time still mattered, and you had to find the proper exit-way. Not all moment seemed to work well.
          There were old books in this room, most of them, her son probably did pile up without even reading them. Some of them evoked the the birth pangs of the new era they were still building, which had started about 30 years ago. Now, in 2038 she was old, but back then she was in her mid-life and fully aware of the good aspects and not so good aspects of this life. She had yearned for the changes, and it had come; she had outlived most of them, and the books probably wouldn’t tell her much that she had not actually lived. Probably her son was keeping them because of his beliefs on wasting his investments.
          She, for one, couldn’t care less about them.

          She picked a little book, with a few words and mostly drawings and symbols on it, and she smiled. She’d seen some of these symbols in her dreams, she related to them; she didn’t need the words explaining them; words were just the authors’ translations, and she trusted her own before them. But the book was making her feel good.

          She leaned back in her bed, maneuvering the rolling bed to be in front of the last beams of light of the day.
          She could see the full moon rise, and she felt peaceful.

          :fleuron:

          When she noticed she was in front of the cave, she wondered how long she’d been out of her body without knowing.
          She could see the moon higher in the sky than when she was in her room, and she could feel an energy of excitement.

          Anita was finally coming out of this underground trip with her parents. Seeing the little girl in the flesh would be such a revelation for her, she was thrilled to the point of even forgetting her doubts about the possibility that she was really becoming insane.
          She didn’t know why or how, but she would convince her son to offer them some shelter, so that they could settle before getting home. She had so much to learn from the little one she could feel. She was really wise beyond her age…

          Voices where starting to fill the silent space:

          Anu! It’s been hours now we’ve been in these damp corridors, are you sure you know the way?”
          “Yes Mum, we’re almost there…”
          “Here, I can see the light Lily!”
          “Yes, I can see it too Aaron!”
          “Wow, the moon is full, it’s so lovely”

          After the couple had emerged, Balbina could see Anu wink at her. She was seeing her! Now, she only need show her the way to the house!

          #1209

          From Georges’ account of his first encounter with Phoebe Chesterhope. Part II

          She wasn’t paying attention to the other clients. She was like one of these statues at Madame Tussauds, still and beautiful, surrounded by mystery. Was she lost in her thoughts? Her rich clothes suggested that she was fortunate and the anxious look the jeweller was giving her every 2 minutes let me think that she was also quite influencing.

          About ten minutes after we had entered the shop with Catherine, a man arrived. Small and bald, poorly dressed, he was carrying a parcel wrapped in a piece of rough fabric that he was holding very carefully. The owner almost jumped on him in his rush and told him something briefly before he introduced him to Madam Tussaud, her face suddenly filled up with life. Not that she was smiling or welcoming him in any manner, but her eyes were suddenly sparkling with determination. I realized that she was taking on herself not to look too obviously at the parcel.

          “I expect you have a more private place so we can discuss our arrangement with mister…”
          “Fessard, Madam. Roger Fessard.”
          “Whatever…” she took her time to look openly at the other customers before she continued, staring reproachfully at the man. “I need some privacy to evaluate what he brought me.”

          Her accent was almost perfect and her french flawless. But faking to be a stranger myself most of the time, I was sure she wasn’t from here… maybe Britain.

          “Of course, Madam” said the owner in his conspicuous servile tone. He led Madam and Roger to a door behind the counter and they entered the room; the bald man put his packet on a table and began to unwrap it as Madam said sharply to the jeweller : “Leave us.” The damn man obeyed and closed the door before I could see anything more.

          #1192
          TracyTracy
          Participant

            “It’s the Interjection Intersection, TOOT TOOT coming through!” Baked Bean called gaily, holding her wine glass aloft as she squeezed through the crowd of revellers.

            “Gotta get some more of those Kwon Tum Fizz Sticks, TOOT TOOT! Coming through!”

            Baked Bean Barb was more than a little tipsy, but so was everyone else at Bea and Leonora’s Day of the Dead gathering. The Boulder Moving Party had had to be cancelled, due to the rain, but many of the guests had arrived anyway and the cottage was packed.

            Bea was still cackling madly and having a hoot with the guests into the wee hours, but Leonora was beginning to fade in and out. Sitting next to the woodstove, she closed her eyes, random snippets of conversations wafting through her mind interspersed with snatches of dreams.

            “…it’s the blanket prediction festival today…”

            “…they all say the same sling…”

            “…its The Absolute Sling!”

            “…not that there is some portals, or there isn’t any portals, not that it’s any predictions or any non-prediction, but you see, the watermelons are better than orange in the new energy…”

            “…cakes are great Bea, what are they called?”

            Yuki Buns they are, and that’s an Araili Tart…French recipe actually…the Armelle Caramel isn’t French though, dunno where….”

            Someone snorted with laughter and said “I had Ogean Porridge for breakfast this morning…”

            “…bloody porridge, man, you’re in Spain now, you should be eating Paella Patel…”

            “Fran Fritters and Baruch Kebabs for me, mate, I like Obarbecued best…”

            “…Kai Jon Prawns and Creole Opancakes…”

            Hoots of laughter: “…oh a mergence…”

            “…Frags Legs…”

            “Take one aspect of Araili and one eye of Oba….
            One pinch of Snoot…”

            “…a tablesnoot…”

            “…and a cup of glukenitch droppings…”

            “Not that much!!”

            “Here, have some banoonanawananas and badulnuts” Bea said, passing round a bowl of, well, banoonanawananas and badulnuts. “Anyone for Oonatchos?”

            All this talk of food was making Leonora hungry. She rubbed her eyes and made her way into the kitchen.

            :yahoo_pumpkin:

            #1164
            TracyTracy
            Participant


              Becky looked at the pebbles in her hand and then looked up at the little jars of sand on her kitchen shelf.

              “Pompeii and Ville Franche, I’d like you to meet Grand Canyon, Valley of Fire and Zion” she said ceremoniously, and placed the little shard of black rock and the smooth taupe pebble on the shelf next to the jar of Zion sand.

              In her hand she still held the aquamarine quartz crystal. “You’re different” she said “And I’m not sure what to do with you yet.”

              The previous evening she’d found herself holding the sea green stone in her hands as she listened to an unexpected voicemail from Jane. As Jane sang the Sumari song, Becky had felt the crystal glow and vibrate. She wasn’t quite sure what it all meant, but somehow it seemed significant that these unexpected gifts — the aquamarine quartz, the pebbles from Pompeii, and the Sumari song of Creation from Jane — that arrived on the same day, were all connected.

              The second voicemail she felt sure was for SeanJane singing Molly Malone , and at the end of the voicemail, laughing.

              Becky smiled. Whatever it was, it felt good.

              “Aquamarine is excellent for the 5th, or communication chakra. It can help singers and orators get the full quality of expression by releasing emotions that get blocked in the throat.”

              “Well, what a coincidence!” exclaimed Becky. “Singing sync! That’s a good start”

              She returned to her research.

              #1146

              “Oh My God” exclaimed Bea. “I had a dream about the DOOR!”

              “Oh, well done! The question is, did you remember it?” asked Leonora.

              “As a matter of fact, Leo, I did!” replied Bea with a happy smile. “As a matter of fact, although I’m not too sure how factual matter really is, but anyway, I did remember the dream, and I wrote it all down.”

              “Gosh, up early this morning, weren’t you?” asked Leo, who was sipping coffee at the kitchen table and watching the sun come up over the mountains through the open door.

              “Oh I didn’t write it down this morning, silly! I wrote it all down last week.”

              Leo placed her cup on the table and rubbed her eyes, frowning. “Wait a minute, let me get this straight…..”

              Bea laughed ~ she was in rather a jolly mood, despite the early hour. “I had the dream last week, Leo, but I only just realized this morning that the dream was about THE DOOR

              “So what did you learn about the door, then?”

              Bea frowned. “Well I’m not really sure. But it seemed so significant because it was that scary door, you know, the dreams I’ve been having for years about that door in that bedroom that’s too scary to get near, never mind go through….would you like to read it? Maybe you can interpret it for me.”

              “If I must” sighed Leonora “You better pour me another cup of coffee then and pass me those cigarettes.”

              Leonora read from Bea’s Dream Journal:

              I was sorting winter clothes out on an upstairs landing of a cottagey gabled house,
              and decided to use the upstairs bedroom instead of the downstairs one.
              The bedroom was a recurring dream one, gabled attic with dormer windows kind of room.
              Then I saw the door and remembered this was the door I was always too terrified
              in dreams to open; it was so scary that I always wanted to use this bedroom
              but never could because of that terrifying door and whatever lay beyond it.

              “Didn’t you do a waking dream and go through that door?” Leonora asked. “Oh, yes here is is…”

              Remembering that I had done a waking dream and gone beyond the door once,
              I marched up to the door, flung it open and strode through.
              Suddenly an almost overpowering fear and dread stopped me in my tracks
              but I carried on anyway.

              “Oh, bloody well done, Bea! Good for you, girl!” Leonora could be a bit waspish at times, but she was a kind old soul underneath.

               It was a bit like a old slightly shabby but once grand hotel foyer, high ceilings
              (not the same as when I went through in the waking dream, which was then rows
              of closed doors on either side).  The foyer opened out on the left into a large old
              fashioned restaurant dining room, with one person over on the far side sitting at
              a table.  I carried on straight ahead through opaque etched glass double doors
              onto an upstairs outdoor terrace.  There was a city scene below.  On the left
              was a shallow ornately shaped ornamental pool.

              “Reminds me a bit of our trip to Barcelona, this does, eh” Leo commented.

              “Yeah, I’m sure that had something to do with the gargoyle imagery” replied Bea.

              A woman squeezed past me holding a small thick book and I knew she was
              going to jump off the terrace which was several storeys up.  She collapsed into
              the pool, writhing backwards, baring a flat white breast and dropping the book.

              “Flat breast, hahah Bea, that weren’t you then, obviously, was it!”

              Bea chuckled. “Not bloody likely! I reckon that bit slipped in the dream because I can’t find a comfortable bra lately”

              “You and me both” replied Leo. She continued reading from the journal.

              I picked up the book, and somehow ended up with two books, which seemed like guide books. I couldn’t hold onto the two books with the creature in my hand, which was weird, like a very heavy small furry grey reptile, or gargoyle.

              “Maybe it was a baby dragon?”

              “Don’t say that!” retorted Bea, who had a horror of dragons. “The thought did cross my mind too, though” she admitted.

              I was holding it with one hand round its middle and the fat grey belly of it
              was bulging out under my fingers.  It was unbelievably heavy for such a small creature
              and I didn't want to hold it, so I passed it to a boy. (Twice I was holding the creature,
              and twice I passed it to the boy, but I can't recall the other time)
              Back inside the building, I followed the boy down a big wide staircase that
              curved round to the right at a landing below.  I started to fall down the stairs and
              knew it was because of the book that I was holding that the woman had been holding
              when she collapsed into the pool, so I threw the book down the stairs to save myself,
              and felt the tumbling down from the books perspective, although I stayed in
              the same place, clutching the banister.

              “Well I am amazed that you remembered so much, Bea! Going through the doors and finding the books reminds me of Jane’s Library you know”. Leo was starting to go into an altered state.

              “Are you going into an altered state, Leo?” asked Bea. “Are you channeling Juani Ramirez again?”

              “The creature, the gargoyle, was representing ‘a different species of awareness, of consciousness’” continued Leonora, as Bea hastily started taking notes. Leo wouldn’t remember what she’d said while she was channeling Juani, so it was essential that Bea record what was said.

              “The weight was a marker to help you recall the creature, as well as being symbolic of denseness”

              Bea couldn’t help making a snirking noise. Dense eh, she said under her breath.

              “The door” continued Leonora “Is a signpost, a marker.”

              Just then the phone rang, snapping Leonora out of the trance. Bea picked up the telephone, but there was nobody there.

              “Pffft” said Bea.

              “More coffee?”

              #1142

              “I had an absolutely brilliant revelation last night” Bea was saying “about The Door. Buggered if I can remember what it was, though.”

              “Well fat lot of use that is then, Bea” replied Leonora. “Any snapshots? Can you remember anything at all?”

              “Well, there was a big pale green patch that floated down, then there was the floating part, oh and all the coloured light flashes…the French girl, the old fashioned scene…..and that weird change of focus, sort of off centre and a bit out of body, with the guy behind my right shoulder shouting HEY every time my focus started drifting back to normal. Oh, and the spiraling part, that was cool too!” Bea was starting to drift off into another world just thinking about it.

              “Yes, well, now we know all about The Door” said Leonora sarcastically. “Very helpful, Bea, well done.”

              “That’s it!” shouted Bea, leaning forward in excitement. “It’s about blocking energy!”

              Leonora rolled her eyes.

              “Holding tightly to energy, that’s what the closed door is. I can have an open door, and still be free to create who walks through it. We don’t lock the door here, do we, but we don’t get any intruders.”

              “Maybe that’s because we’ve got nine dogs” said Leo. “And anyway, define intruder, in a ‘you create your own reality’ context. What’s the difference between an intruder, and a wonderful surprise?”

              Bea was stumped for a moment. “That’s a good question, Leo, we’ll come back to that in a bit, but let me finish telling you this before I forget again.
              I used to mentally open a big double door every time I did a meditation or went to sleep” Bea continued “and I havent opened that door in months. Well, sometimes it’s open, obviously, but I dont seem to throw the doors open wide anymore, you know, to other energies objectively, if you see what I mean.”

              Bea was starting to ramble. “I used to invite any Tom, Dick and Harry to my meditations as long as they weren’t aliens.”

              “What about the dogs in raincoats dimension?” asked Leo “What were they if they weren’t aliens?”

              “Oh, they were alright, I liked them. Oh you know what I’m like about that other dimensional stuff, don’t get me started on that now. I think occasionally things happen and I get rattled, and shut the door for a bit.”

              “Right, so let see if I’ve got this straight” said Leonora “There’s more than one layer to this Door thing because what you’ve just told me is what’s going on in your reality. The question is, what’s going on in mine?”

              “Buggered if I know, LeoBea replied. “Fancy a cuppa?”

              #1108

              “Nice cuppa, Norm, what kind is it? Doesn’t taste like Typhoo” asked Sue.

              “Oh, it’s a herbal one I think, let me see” said Norm, rummaging in the bin for the wrapper. “Never seem to get a cup of ordinary tea these days, it’s all herbal stuff. Here it is: Siberian Watermelon and Mushroom”.

              “Tastes quite nice” replied Sue, holding her cup out for a refill.

              #906

              Armelle was aware that everybody would be there in any minute now…
              The one who had come from the wortex wouldn’t hold long in the middle of these huge creatures. He had managed to injure or even kill a few of them, but though he showed no trace of fatigue yet, his body was bruised.

              Ah, she sighed, feeling herself on the brink of doing something stupid. Taking a few deep breaths, she hold them until one could see the beautiful snowy owl starting to inflate like a rubber balloon, her size became twice, or thrice bigger than usual.

              In a few minutes, she was as big as the mythical thunderbirds of the Native myths.

              Taking a look at her waist, she sighed again. Hope I won’t get any stretch marks…

              She then pounced on the heap of fighting bodies, and came back in the airs holding Claude in her talons.

              #876

              Oh what absoloote rubbish, giggled Elizabeth Tattler, taking another large sloorp from her 4th glass of red wine and putting large determined scribbles through the last chapter of the latest Noovel. It was the continuing saga of the Tifijikoo Island story. She really had to finish it, old whats-his-face was on the telepooh to her daily now, demanding to know when it was to be finished.

              More Sex! he had shouted at her last time. More sex, we want the bloody thing to sell don’t we!

              Well I have shut you up haven’t I, she snorted to herself, thinking happily of Dr Bronkelhampton passed out on the couch wearing a pink dress and mascara running down his face.

              More sex eh? Hooommmm, Elizabeth did not particularly believe in putting extraneous sex in her noovels. At the same time that character Veranassessee was annoying her a bit with all her indecisiveness. And what a bloody mouthful that name was. Was it too late to change it? hooommm probably. She had modelled her roughly on the cleaner, Finnley, quite an attractive girl despite her pooty face and superior, bossy ways.

              She vaguely remembered something a tutor at writing school had said to her once about writing sex scenes … what was his name? Emonel … no that was not quite right … Meenol! That was it!

              Make your writing detailed, with accurate depiction of suction noises

              Elizabeth broke into fits of laughter, slamming her fist on the desk gleefully and startling Robert X. (Unfortunately the fainting Mongoats had been banned from the building by that nasty Mr Arak)

              You know Robbie-pooh what is wrong with this?

              Robbie-Pooh, Robbie-Pooh, cackled Robert X.

              IT’S BOORING, The damn characters never do anything. Right well, time to fix that. She took another few slugs of her wine.

              :fleuron:

              Oh God, said Agent Gabriele. Who gives a shit about the Doctor or bloody magpies. I can’t stand this any longer. I must have you Agent V. He lunged towards her, ripping open her robe and exposing her naked body.

              You are so beautiful. All I ever wanted is you. That’s why I demanded this assignment on the Island … to see you again. I have not been able to get you out of my head. You’ve been driving me crazy

              NO NO, cried Veranassessee weakly, but her body said YES YES

              YES!

              Agent Gabriele kissed her on the mouth, making strange and passionate slurping noises, and, unable to resist any longer, she gave in to his need for her.

              ( Yes, Yes, YES! snorted Elizabeth, momentarily unable to write for laughing. Hooommm what about that Mahiliki? He was pathootic. Did he want the girl or not for God’s sake? )

              :fleuron:

              Mahiliki stared anxiously out at the storm. He could think of nothing but his darling Veranassessee. He must know if she was alright. He must go to her. He grabbed his car keys and drove like a madman to the airport.

              ( Hoommm, thought Elizabeth, I really don’t know anything about small island airports and planes. Well booger that, I will research them later on the internoot )

              You must fly me to Tifijikoo Island! demanded Mahiliki, holding the pilot (who had been sitting out the storm in a little airport building thingy ) at knifepoint.

              Are you mad? said the pilot. There’s a freakin cyclone, or hadn’t you noticed?

              Yes, I am mad, I am mad with love. Fly me there or you are a dead man.

              :fleuron:

              ahahahaahah, laughed Elizabeth happily.

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                His door was open. He had his back to her, looking out at the storm. Veranassessee knocked lightly on the door and entered. He turned towards her.

                You’re wet Agent V, he said, his eyes running slowly up and down her body.

                His gaze came back to her face and their eyes locked. She felt her knees go weak. God does that really happen?

                Why had nothing changed? She had not seen him for so long, had almost forgotten about him. She loved Mahiliki… didn’t she? She had managed to convince herself that Agent Gabriele was in the past. That was where he belonged. He was a fantasy.

                She was not a child anymore.

                God, but he was gorgeous though. Dark, sexy, he gave off an aura of untamed passion just barely suppressed below the surface. His face was more mature, more closed off than before, but still almost unbelievably handsome. At one time she had known every line of his face, memorized it, retraced it over and over in her imagination. She thought she had known him.

                He smiled. Better get you out of those wet clothes, you’re dripping on the carpet.

                Still holding his gaze, almost defiantly she pulled her dress off and let it drop in a soggy heap on the ground.

                She wanted this didn’t she? She turned and closed the door behind them.

                #820

                Beattie! called Leonora, who had just returned from an early morning walk. She had an envelope in her hand and was looking at it with a distinctly puzzled expression.

                Where did you get that? asked Bea. They had no mailbox, as there were no postmen to deliver to all the outlying cottages and smallholdings; they picked snail mail up from the post office in the village.

                Post Office isn’t open yet, where did that letter come from? Let’s have a look, Bea said, reaching her hand out. No stamp! It must have been delivered by hand.

                No stamp, Bea, but there’s a postmark! How did it ever get past the postmen with no stamp on it?

                This doesn’t make sense. It wasn’t delivered by the postman. Where did you find it, anyway?

                On the wall along the side of the lane… it was held down with a rock. The rock was a bit funny an’ all, said Leo, Now that I think of it. Didn’t look like any of the rocks round here, it had funny white markings on it.

                Bea was rummaging around in her bag for her glasses. She found them and squinted through the fingerprints on the lenses. Glass Hour, she read, 2163. Can’t be the date, 2163… wait! It says Nov 1st 2163!

                That’s ridiculous, Bea, lemme see it again. Leo frowned. I’m gonna google this here Glass Hour 2163.

                Coffee? asked Bea. But Leo didn’t hear her.

                #818

                Veranassessee was not in a happy mood.

                The sight earlier in the day of Dr Bronkelhampton wearing his yellow wig, a bright pink dress which was several sizes too large for him, and carrying a chinese porcelain doll had disturbed her profoundly. She sighed, remembering how he had glared at her suspiciously and muttered to the doll he was holding in front of him as though it were some sort of a shield.

                He has totally lost it, but what to do?

                She had also spent much of the morning trying to avoid Sha and Glor. The pair seemed rather distressed about something … a missing dress was it? Veranassessee shook her head in annoyance. Good grief! She had neither the time nor the patience to deal with another of their foolish and pitiful concerns.

                Perhaps I should tell those stupid nincompoops that to get hit on the head with a coconut is another special beauty treatment.

                To top it off, Agent Gabriel kept slipping into her thoughts in a most disconcerting and bothersome manner. And where the hell is he anyway? she thought miserably, cringing at the memory of their last encounter. Avoiding me, no doubt.

                Bugger! she swore, suddenly remembering the arrival of the new guests and feeling a growing sense of foreboding.

                :fleuron:

                Twenty minutes later the disturbing vision of a fat woman in a tiny pink bikini waving at her gleefully did nothing to dispel her concerns.

                #816

                “Phew…” said the plump lady to her trip companions “it really felt like this trip would never end…”

                Paquita rolled her eyes to the sky, sweating as her and Joselito were moving the heavy luggage of the lady out of the hydroplane’s trunk.
                Apparently, the welcoming committee either had not been aware of their landing, or simply had forgotten them. Nobody was there to greet them past the wooden pontoon, only the thuds of coconuts falling on the white beach.
                One of them rolled towards Paqui, bouncing on the little waves of sand.
                She leaned forward to get the hairy fruit, brushing the sand off it with her hands until she spotted something that instantly congealed the blood in her veins.

                She shrieked at the sight of a blue spider under the coconut.

                “Well, she seems dead enough” shrugged Mavis at the sight of the splattered arachnid. “Now, what do we do… I think I have a bathsuit somewhere in that piece of luggage” she said, designing a mammothesque thing that bore more resemblance to a military trunk than to any piece of luggage.

                “Did the pilot leave us there?” asked a pale Paqui to her cousin.
                “As soon as we got the last piece of luggage out of his plane… Guy didn’t seem to want to stay here”
                “I wonder why… It’s such a gorgeous place…” Mavis was saying distractedly while plunging into her trunk occasionally drawing some outrageously gaudy piece of cloth that seemed like out of a theater’s props. “Here it is!” she finally said, holding a glittering hot pink latex bikini, so tiny it wasn’t leaving much to imagination.

                Paqui and Joselito sighed of relief when the lean figure of a black haired smart woman appeared waving at them from the path leading to the island’s center.

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