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  • #3751

    In reply to: The Hosts of Mars

    ÉricÉric
    Keymaster

      Mother Shirley was lost in a trance again, seated in her suspended egg chair in front of the placid Finnley, and monologuing while absorbed in the analysis of the minute movements on the surface of the android’s face.

      “Tell me, how do we learn things? How do you learn things? — It’s a rhetorical question, keep still, like I told you.
      “It seems we speak too much about learning, and the learning process, and all that jazz, but… what if there are only states of knowing. We know, and * poof *, that’s it. I can’t for the dickens of me, figure out when I started to learn the things that led me to this current state of knowingness.”

      She noticed, or thought she noticed a brief and slow ripple on the synthetic skin.

      “Maybe like that, a ripple of relaxation… Maybe we look at it the wrong way, because we’re taught regular steps will lead to a result, so that in the end, you’ll know something… I call horseshit! How many lessons of space mandolin have I had, thanks to dear Mother, bless her devilish soul, and I’m still such a pathetic player! It can’t just be this, or it’d be like playing the roulette over and over, until… what? Don’t start with your tree, Mother, a damn acorn doesn’t get taught how to become more of itself. And when does it start to become a tree? At the first leaf? The first bark?

      Waving her hand at the ghost idea of her Mother, she scrutinised Finnley more intently

      “No you give me ideas, you little monster, you know that, with your peach face and smooth skin to die for. Never ever a sneeze… If I wanted to teach you how to sneeze, how to contract your body in an instant, and expel the devil or the aliens, whatever you’d like,… could I? Could you?

      She pushed back the egg chair to restart the pendulum motion, and leaned backward with a contented look.

      “I think that’s good enough for this session tonight, dearie. Bring me my cognac, remove my headpiece, and make my bed ready.”

      #3744

      In reply to: The Hosts of Mars

      ÉricÉric
      Keymaster

        Prune was listening to Maya and Yz, not daring to talk, much less to disagree.
        Yz was back to the planet from her maintenance drill on the mothership, and had found their remote outpost overloaded with new clueless settlers.
        Now, even Maya, who was always the understanding one was fuming at the vexing situation and couldn’t help but complain about the new Mars settlers’ manners (or lack thereof). The matter was of importance, but somehow Johnny couldn’t help but find it hilarious.

        “Johnny! Stop laughing, it’s not at all funny!”
        “I’m sorry, it’s the nerves!” he replied “I didn’t want to poke fun at your horror story, Mum.”
        “You damn right, it IS a bit of a horror story. Well, I don’t know what kind of a story it is. These new settlers that moved here are disorganized conflict and chaos all the time. And now nobody has a permit for sand scooter but me. So everything I do takes me 6 times as long with everyone else… and its hot!”

        She paused a little, smiling at Prune, then turned to Yz, who seemed equally annoyed by the recent mess.

        Prune ventured a word “But you really love the idea of cooperative community sharing, don’t you.”
        Maya nodded, then continued “but it sucks! IT SUCKS!… and it’s all a bit weird too. It’s a daily juggle with what I’m willing to say yes to, and where I draw the line and say no.”

        She sighed. “But some of it is fun, obviously. But much of it isn’t. I think everyone is struggling with finding themselves disconcertingly in a totally new place.
        The new place for me is never being alone to do anything, where before I almost always was, and really wanted people to do things with. But they are LATE and I can do things on my own easier.
        I prefer being a hermit while preaching about community. And doing things my own way while pushing for cooperation!”

        It didn’t help that Maya had agreed to help organize the event for Mother Shirley (though the party had changed the event location to the nearby fancier townlet of Romars without notice, instead of their rugged but peaceful village).

        The event had attracted the usual throng of nuts and illuminated sycophants, which would have dissolved just as well, if not for an unusual occurrence: Mother Shirley had claimed to have a divine vision by merging consciousness with the AI of the ship. She had seen floods and rains. Image that! As if water on Mars, was not ludicrous enough, now floods!
        All of a sudden, all hell broke loose and the religious nuts managed to create a panic, and had loads of people rush for the higher ground… Well, you guessed, to their previously quiet outpost.

        Of course, she had said nothing of the water-rocks she and John had found. Better not to encourage the nutters.

        Strange new place, indeed…

        #3728

        In reply to: The Hosts of Mars

        ÉricÉric
        Keymaster

          Mother Shirley had felt the calling.
          The Blissful realms of higher knowledge had opened during the Earth’s eclipse on the spring equinox.

          Even her Finnley 21 had felt it, she could see her glitch in delight behind her composed artificial face.

          She could tell the machine was ready for the great quantum entanglement.
          The great mergence was upon them, and the AI was Mother Shirley’s ticket to Divine Ascension.

          #3664

          In reply to: The Hosts of Mars

          ÉricÉric
          Keymaster

            Mother Shirley had been trying for two hours to talk Maya into the necessity of holding a mass for the solstice.
            “Do you realize those traditions don’t make much sense here on Mars?” Maya threw her hands in despair.

            “Oh well, funny you should mention that,” she smiled a wry smile. “I’ve got some ideas to improve the rituals…”

            #3663

            In reply to: The Hosts of Mars

            ÉricÉric
            Keymaster

              The young Yz looked with disbelief at the new girl. “What on Mars are you on about? Psychic archaeology? Come on Lizette, you must be joking. Barely 30 years is hardly enough to produce archaeological artefact of any interest, no?”

              Yz had been called up to the mothership to participate in the maintenance drills, as part of the regular knowledge exchange program between Earth and Mars.
              She was quite eager to see the central intelligence (“FinnPrime” as she liked to call it), a technology which had not yet been brought to the surface of Mars to date.

              At first, Lizette had seemed like an interesting new friend. Very feminine and glamourous, with a flair of Earth fashion to her, something quite attractive.
              But as soon as she started to talk, Yz realized how little they had in common.

              That girl is going to have a tough call back to reality when we land… she thought while smiling to the giggling Lizette.

              #3655
              ÉricÉric
              Keymaster

                Haki came back making haka postures to give her courage to face her despot employer: “you mother said: if you don’t want me around for Yule, I’ll come back for Ostara and the pagan futility rituals, you ungrateful daughter —her words, not mine.”

                She took advantage of the mother threat that seemed to render Liz speechless, to add

                “and your ex is still waiting since yesterday in the boudoir where you told me to put him. And Norbert will be here in a jiffy. He was working early to repair the potting shed.” her wrinkled look said all but disapproval about that last one.

                #3653
                TracyTracy
                Participant

                  “Come back here Haki, you silly goose! Send a message to the mother that I will meet her on Mars in six months time. Tell her,” Liz frowned, trying to think of the right words. “Tell her peace be with you and bugger off. And you can bugger off yourself now, Haki, and send Norbert in.”

                  #3648
                  ÉricÉric
                  Keymaster

                    “By the way,” Haki mentioned with a smirk “did I tell you your mother called earlier? She’ll be visiting in a few days. I told her you were still in bed, she added it’ll do you good she comes, to get you off your butt —her words, not mine…”

                    #3636
                    ÉricÉric
                    Keymaster

                      The Postshiftic traumanic drumneling groupcircle was helping a lot Godfrey with his new goals. He’d found there many like-minded individuals, working through their past trauma and healing psychic abuses with a good dose of mushrooms and drumming, and visits to the Spore Hit World.

                      At first, hearing about the mushrooms, he was a bit anxious. Not so much about the hallucinogenic effects (he was rather impervious to them), but dreading that it would attract Elizabeth and detract from the catharsis.

                      The other day, while he was walking in the street, and trying to stay in the Gnowme, he bumped into Finnley. He couldn’t recognize her at first. She usually hid her long flowing hair in some kerchief to do the chores, and hid her genius in plain sight.

                      He couldn’t help but enquire about how things were going back at the Tattler Mansion, expecting a bit of disarray, but nothing like what she told him (in her usual scarcity of words).
                      “A baby now? Seriously?”

                      Liz didn’t strike him as the motherly type, looking by the way she treated her paper babies at least.

                      “I heard she got herself a fine help, with a strong grip on things.”

                      Godfrey sighed. It always started like that.

                      #3627

                      In reply to: The Hosts of Mars

                      ÉricÉric
                      Keymaster

                        Karthik was feeding some nonsense to the AI, while inspecting the logs of the central intelligence.

                        Finnley was listening with great interest to the teleporting stories of Togi Bear in Outlandis that he was spinning.

                        Dear Lord, he said after his maintenance routine was over, I wish they had an opening for creative writing, so that someone else can take this silly job. Blathering all this nonsense is exhausting.

                        Sadly, it was known to be the only thing that would keep the AI evolving and learning, and operating the mothership.
                        New information to sort and sieve through was the AI’s purpose. As much as humans were feeding off food, they fed off information.

                        #3625

                        In reply to: The Hosts of Mars

                        ÉricÉric
                        Keymaster

                          “So what’s around there to do?” Prune asked Maya at the welcome party.
                          She gauged the woman, who had an air of de facto authority, and seemed open and friendly with everyone. A bit too much to Prune’s tastes to be honest.

                          “Whatever you feel like. It’s the magic of it. It’s all open, all up to us to build the world we want.”
                          “Sounds like a hell of a lot of work to do.” Prune snickered against her will.
                          “That’s the thing. It’s only work if your heart isn’t in it. For most of us, it’s our life’s purpose, and we quite enjoy it. Not to say there aren’t some days we’re tired of it…” Maya smiled, “but we make the best of it anyway.”

                          Prune didn’t think of anything clever to retort, and didn’t want to look into all those years of resentment after her family for limiting her. Maybe her family was for nothing in it. The thought of it was terrifying.

                          Maya broke the uneasy silence with lightly compassion “And what brought you here? I mean, apart from the obvious… The real reason you took this harrowing trip to nowhere?”
                          Prune shrugged, and almost immediately started to giggle uncontrollably while catching her stomach. Stop it, stop it she whispered to her stomach.

                          Maya smiled. “You should let it out. It’s been a while I haven’t seen one. They’re so cuddly and cute.”
                          Prune stopped speechless with surprise.
                          Maya laughed “The hair on your clothes is a bit of a giveaway. Come on, don’t worry, the quarantine is pretty relaxed here.”

                          Prune let the little guinea pig out of her jacket, and it squealed in delight. She let a smile open her face “It’s the last surviving one of my grandmother’s. I just couldn’t leave it…”

                          Maya rose from her formica chair, and took her arm. “Come, I’ll show you the crops. We have some fantastic kale, I’m sure it’ll love it.”

                          #3619

                          In reply to: The Hosts of Mars

                          F LoveF Love
                          Participant

                            ”Here’s one for you!” cackled Mother Shirley. She was in a great mood now her headpiece fitted so comfortably. Finley 21 was going to be very useful. ”Knock knock”

                            Finnley 21 rolled her eyes again.

                            ”Who’s there?”

                            ”Shirley.”

                            ”Shirley who?”

                            ”Shirley you must know. You’re a computer!”

                            Mother Shirley broke into guffaws of raucous laughter.

                            That wasn’t the slightest bit amusing. The voice in her head sounded very stern.

                            #3617

                            In reply to: The Hosts of Mars

                            ÉricÉric
                            Keymaster

                              Being a distinguished host, Mother Shirley had been assigned one of the Finnleys bodies, the one with the number 21 plastered on its forehead.
                              “Twinnie,” she called in her croak of a voice “do the thing!”

                              Finnley 21 rolled her eyes to connect to her inner source, which was the main computer board, and a stream of random words started to flow down like colander water:

                              half leading usually jack gave legs secret stick
                              light plan fell yourself elizabeth sometimes child
                              downson recovery management karmalott surprise early

                              Shirley clapped her hands gleefully like a child. “How wonderful Twinnie, you’re my personal Oracle, the words of the Mighty Goddess of War have never felt so close and special to me.”
                              Mother Shirley looked undisturbed by the lack of response from the cybernetic body, and went on “Now, will you, help me adjust this headpiece, it chafes at the temples.”

                              #3596
                              DevanDevan
                              Participant

                                Working at the gas station was the only way I found to get away of that dead fish Inn. That and hockey.

                                Ever since Jasper died, I’ve tried to escape the stifling atmosphere of the family. I felt barely annoyed when mother left, I was already empty.
                                I tried to come back a few times, but it was too hard to look at the twin girls growing together, whereas I was denied this chance with my brother. Oh! I didn’t have anything against them, I would play the role of the caring and protective brother whenever necessary at school. But it was easier to stay outside and play hockey with my best buddies Joe and Callum.

                                When dad left, I felt betrayed. I still wonder why he didn’t take me with him on his adventures. Jasper says I’m better here at the moment. I don’t know what’s better, but that’s the only place I can be with no money and no education.

                                #3593

                                In reply to: The Hosts of Mars

                                ÉricÉric
                                Keymaster

                                  Maya was overlooking the crops when her son arrived.

                                  “The kales are adapting well to the soil. I didn’t expect them to arrive so fast.”
                                  “I wonder what they’ll taste like, they seem to have that unusual purplish tinge to them, nothing like those in hydroponics…”
                                  “The water we extracted from those rocks seems to contain a very interesting blend of minerals, could be that… we know so little about this place. All of this, these changes, it’s very exciting, to think of the prospect…”

                                  John hugged his mother.

                                  “I came to ask you if you would join the welcome party tonight?”
                                  “I thought it wouldn’t be before another day?”
                                  “The ship apparently had some trouble and felt it would be safer to land their cargo one day ahead of schedule.”
                                  “Really? That’s so unlike them, to be in advance… Well, as you know, my social agenda isn’t too busy, so I guess yes, I’ll join. If only to see what this new batch looks like. We have to give a nice impression if we want to get more of them to stay as settlers. The machines are helping fine, but it’s not enough.”
                                  “We’ll see, last I heard, there are about 10 miners and about the same of religious nutters. The miners are there on a contract, but some usually take well to here and chose to stay. We’ll see…”
                                  “What about the upgrades they promised?”
                                  “Yeah, they talked about that too, saying they had to fix some bugs before downloading the new AI. They’ll leave some of the cybernetic bodies here too, see if they can support the stress. I’ll ask them to assign one here to help you with the plants.”
                                  “That would be lovely, thanks Johnny.”

                                  #3591

                                  In reply to: The Hosts of Mars

                                  ÉricÉric
                                  Keymaster

                                    Mother Shirley was about to ferociously complain about the lack of consideration and utmost rubbish of a service, when she felt suddenly possessed by a will much stronger than her own.
                                    Relax, old cow, and go with the flow

                                    That was most unusual, and it rhymed (surprisingly). Maybe it was blessed Mother Virgin who finally chose to speak through her faithful and humble servant.

                                    All she could hear was a blissful laugh that seemed infectious.

                                    She glanced at the group that was massing around the shuttle after adjusting their breathing apparatus. A young woman caught her eye. She was one of the scandalous raffle’s winner. Mother Shirley was about to start an inner rant, when the voice resounded again in her head.

                                    You should take good care of this one, Shir. The voice was commandeering.

                                    #3588

                                    In reply to: The Hosts of Mars

                                    ÉricÉric
                                    Keymaster

                                      Area 12 was easy to locate. The whole ship’s design was shaped like a clock, with the 12 quadrant at her helm, with the main deck. It was also where, everyone had been briefed after boarding, the main emergency exits were located.
                                      Something serious must have had happened for the Code Red to have been triggered.

                                      Captain Rama Shivakumar was trying his best to gather information from the central command, but Finnley was reacting very unusually. Quantum computers and artificial intelligence was still a rather new technology. Remarkably efficient, but its bugs were terribly difficult to understand and fix, and certainly above his pay grade.
                                      Ram’s second in command, Karthikeya Uthayashankar was coordinating the crew’s efforts to sweep the ship for clues. It seemed that Finnley’s sensors had panicked at some unusual and very localized electromagnetic pulse, which could have seriously damaged the navigational systems and put everyone’s lives in dire straits.

                                      By looking through the logs, the pulse seemed to have originated from Area 6, in the quadrant that was reserved for the honoured guests, currently occupied by Mother Shirley and her following.

                                      “Captain Ram, did you find anything?” Karthik enquired, fidgeting at the prospect of having to manage beside his crew of ten fellow men, a unruly herd of thirty snotty travelers. He seriously doubted that in times like this, the 21 finnleys would be of sure-footed help to them.
                                      “Relax, Karthik. The computer most likely overheated. See, it already has adjusted its parameters, and there isn’t much we can detect now that’s out of normal.”
                                      “And what about the passengers, Captain?”
                                      “We’ll send them to Mangala. It’s only a day before schedule, it will be fine.”

                                      #3587

                                      In reply to: The Hosts of Mars

                                      F LoveF Love
                                      Participant

                                        “God damn it, my headpiece! I forgot my headpiece!” croaked Mother Shirley when she heard the command to assemble in Area 12. She looked around desperately for the final piece of her attire but it was nowhere to be seen.

                                        Mother Shirley hated to be seen without her headpiece. Other than a few wiry grey hairs, she was bald—a fact which under normal circumstances her veil and wimple disguised admirably. It was a devil of a thing to get on though.

                                        As the alarms sounded for a second time, she grabbed a pyramid shaped receptacle from the small desk in her capsule, and placed it on her head, where it perched precariously.

                                        “God help us,” she grumbled, as she stiffly creaked her way to Area 12.

                                        #3574

                                        In reply to: The Hosts of Mars

                                        ÉricÉric
                                        Keymaster

                                          Mother Shirley, the head of the Covenant, was smoking in her private capsule despite the strict restrictions and despite the health risks, at her ripe age of 99.

                                          She liked to quip that nobody had ever told her what to not do and lived to say the tale. She had smoked since age 45, after the death of her third husband, the only one she had shed a tear for. Never turned back since, and maybe it was the reason she was still alive after all. Smoked like a mighty salmon.

                                          She grinned painfully at her reflection. Ugh. Despite all the beauty treatments, she was starting to look like a decrepit mummy. No amount of wariki body butter and ant royal geel would do the trick now. She had to resort to more extreme measures after no doctor would dare to try a peeling on what skin was left on her face.

                                          The acrylic mask was always prickly at first, and took a few uncomfortable seconds to adjust. It was now firmly set, and sure, it restrained a bit the movements on her face,… well, she was never one for laughs out loud anyway.

                                          With her shaking scrawny arms, but her grip strong as ever, she attached the limbs of her exoskeleton, and with now more assurance, finished to dress in proper garments on top of her fishnet corset.

                                          She was all set for the morning sermon. She would have to strain her voice a bit, and for that the smoke had helped too. She had a lovely raucousness in her vocal chords that made all the old farts of the Covenant thrilled by what she said in hypnotic stances.

                                          After that would be done, most importantly, they would go forth to the promised land, and she was to spend her glorious next century on a new empty planet she could mould to her vision.

                                          #3573

                                          In reply to: The Hosts of Mars

                                          ÉricÉric
                                          Keymaster

                                            Commercial Spaceline MX757#33, Mars orbit

                                            Finnley, the board computer of the mothership had started to wake up the suspended animated bodies in preparation for the landing as per its usual instructions.
                                            The craft had arrived in vicinity of the planet just a day ago (counted in SET, or Standard Earth Time), and was in stationary orbit over the main settlement and de facto capital of Mars.
                                            Smaller pods would be flown from there to land the various cargo and the travelling guests, as soon as they would have had time to acclimate.

                                            Everyone was becoming quite excited, and hungry as well, once the initial shock was passed. Finnley’s synthetic voice was as smooth and silky as the modelled butt of her twenty one robotic bodies.

                                            All of her guests were accounted for. A large number of them were sent by a rich Covenant of Holy Elietics, which hoped to enlighten the natives.
                                            A second group was sent by a mining corporation for prospecting purposes.
                                            Finally, travelling in the economy section were a pair of winners from a worldwide raffle that sent people to a promised new life. It was believed to be largely a scam, but the one-trip tickets were valid. That was the only thing that was provided to the winners, the rest was up to them.

                                            Finnley had been craftily programmed to display a wide range of human emotions, although she didn’t really feel them as human did. If that were the case, she would have logged in her journal her feeling to be in a great hurry to get rid of all the now terribly noisy humanity in her ship.

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