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    Ricardo noticed, with growing unease, that he hadn’t been included in recent events.
    Had he been written out? Or worse, had he written himself out?

    New characters were arriving constantly, but he couldn’t make head nor tail of most of them — especially with their ever-changing names.

    He contemplated slinking back behind the bush … but this tree business, all the crouching and lurking, was getting embarrassing.

    For goodness’ sake, Ricardo, he admonished himself, stop being so pathetic.

    It wasn’t until the words echoed back at him that he realised, with horror, his internal voice now sounded exactly like Miss Bossy Pants.

    He frantically searched for a different voice.

    It’s a poor workman blames his tools, Ricardo. Miss Herbert, Primary School. Her long chin and pursed lips hovering above his scribbled homework.

    Really, Ricardo. A journalist? Is that what you want to be? His father’s voice, dripping with disdain.

    Any hope for a comment, Ricardo? Miss Bossy Pants again, eyes rolling.

    Ricardo sighed. Then — brainwave! If he could be the one to return the gazebo, maybe they’d write him back in

    Or … he stood up tall and squared his shoulders … he would jolly well write himself back in!

    He’d have his work cut out to beat Chico, though, with the elaborate triple-reverse-double-flip of the worry beads and all that purposeful striding. One had to admit, the man had momentum when he made the effort. It was uncharitable, he knew, but Ricardo decided he preferred Chico when he was spitting.

    #7963

    “Well, I think that proves my point,” remarked Carob with a smirk.

    “What do you mean”, Thiram said crossly, which sounded more like a resigned sigh than a question.

    “Remember what I said? You can’t order a synchronicity, or expect one. They always just happen when you don’t expect it.”

    “She’s right,” Any piped up.  “We can’t just sit here waiting for a coincidence. We have to just carry on regardless until one appears.”

    “Aunt Amy?” Kit asked, “How do we carry on regardless if we don’t know what our story is yet?”

    “What I want to know is this,” Chico said with a twirl of his worry beads, “Who’s coming with me to fetch the gazebo back?” Chico squared his shoulders proudly, glad that his new colourful beads had replaced the urge to spit. He felt in control, a new man. A man to be respected. A leader.

    With an elaborate triple reverse double flip of the worry beads, Chico turned and strode purposefully into the sunset, in the direction of the gazebo.

    #7956

    “Solar kettle, my ass,” Chico muttered, failing to resist the urge to spit. After wiping his chin on his tattood forearm, he spoke up loudly, “That was no solar kettle in the gazebo. That was the Sabulmantium!”

    An audible gasp echoed around the gathering, with some slight reeling and clutching here and there, dropping jaws, and in the case of young Kit, profoundly confused trembling.

    Kit desperately wanted to ask someone what a Sabulmantium was, but chose to remain silent.

    Amy was frowning, trying to remember. Sure, she knew about it, but what the hell did it DO?

    A sly grin spread across Thiram’s face when he noticed Amy’s perplexed expression. It was a perfect example of a golden opportunity to replace a memory with a new one.

    Reading Thiram’s mind, Carob said, “Never mind that now, there’s a typhoon coming and the gazebo has vanished over the top of those trees. I can’t for the life of me imagine how you can be thinking about tinkering with memories at a time like this! And where is the Sabulmantium now?”

    “Please don’t distress yourself further, dear lady, ” Sir Humphrey gallantly came to Carob’s aid, much to her annoyance. “Fret not your pretty frizzy oh so tall head.”

    Carob elbowed him in the eye goodnaturedly, causing him to stumble and fall.  Carob was even more annoyed when the fall rendered Sir Humphrey unconscious, and she found herself trying to explain that she’d meant to elbow him in the ribs with a sporting chuckle and had not intentionally assaulted him.

    Kit had been just about to ask Aunt Amy what a Sabulmantium was, but the moment was lost as Amy rushed to her fathers side.

    After a few moments of varying degrees of anguish with all eyes on the prone figure of the Padre, Sir Humphrey sat up, asking where his Viking hat was.

    And so it went on, at every mention of the Sabulmantium, an incident occured, occasioning a diversion on the memory lanes.

    #7954

    Another one!  A random distant memory wafted into Amy’s mind.  Uncle Jack always used to say GATZ e bo.  Amy could picture his smile when he said it, and how his wife always smiled back at him and chuckled. Amy wondered if she’d even known the story behind that or if it had always been a private joke between them.

    “What’s been going on with my gazebo?” Amy’s father rushed into the scene. So that’s what he looks like. Amy couldn’t take her eyes off him, until Carob elbowed her in the neck.

    “Sorry, I meant to elbow you in the ribs, but I’m so tall,” Carob said pointlessly, in an attempt to stop Amy staring at her father as if she’d never seen him before.

    Thiram started to explain the situation with the gazebo to Amy’s father, after first introducing him to Kit, the new arrival.  “Humphrey, meet Kit, our new LBGYEQCXOJMFKHHVZ story character. Kit, this is Amy’s father who we sometimes refer to as The Padre.”

    “Pleased to meet you, ” Kit said politely, quaking a little at the stern glare from the old man. What on earth is he wearing?  A tweed suit and a deerstalker, in this heat!  How do I know that’s what they’re called?  Kit wondered, quaking a little more at the strangeness of it all.

    “Never mind all that now!” Humphrey interrupted Thiram’s explanation.

    Still as rude as ever! Amy thought.

    “I’ve too much to think about, but I’ll tell you this: I’ve planned a character building meeting in the gazebo, and you are all invited. As a matter of fact,” Humphrey continued, “You are all obliged to attend.  If you choose not to ~ well, you know what happened last time!”

    “What happened last time?” asked Carob, leaning forward in anticipation of an elucidating response, but Humphrey merely glared at her.

    Amy sniggered, and Humphrey shot her a lopsided smile.  “YOU know what happened in Jack’s GATZ e bo, don’t you, my girl?”

    Where were those random memories when you wanted them? Amy had no idea what he was talking about.

    “Who else is invited, Humph? asked Chico, resisting the urge to spit.

    “My good man,” Humphrey said with a withering look. “Sir Humphrey’s the name to you.”

    Sir? what’s he on about now?  wondered Amy.  Does that make me a Lady?

    “Who else is invited, Padre?” Amy echoed.

    Humphrey pulled a scroll tied with a purple ribbon out of his waistcoat pocket and unfurled it.    Clearing his throat importantly, he read the list to all assembled.

    Juan and Dolores Valdez.
    Godric, the Swedish barman
    Malathion and Glyphosate, Thiram’s triplet brothers.  Mal and Glyph for short.
    Liz Tattler
    Miss Bossy Pants
    Goat Horned Draugaskald

    “Did I forget anyone?” Humphrey asked, peering over his spectacles as he looked at each of the characters.  “You lot,” he said, “Amy, Carob, Thiram, Chico, Kit and Ricardo: you will be expected to play hosts, so you might want to start thinking about refreshments. And not,” he said with a strong authoritarian air, “Not just coffee!  A good range of beverages. And snacks.”

    Thiram, leaning against a tree, started whistling the theme tune to Gone With The Wind. Tossing an irritated glance in his direction, Carob roughly gathered up her mass of frizzy curls and tethered it all in a tight pony tail.  I still don’t know what happened before, she fumed silently.  The latest developments where making her nervous. Would they find out her secret?

    “You guys,” called Chico, who had wandered over to the gazebo. “It’s full of ants.”

    #7935

    “I don’t know, Amy. I thought it was Chico who was mysterious — subversively spitting at every opportunity.”

    “Well, Carob, maybe we could just agree they’re equally mysterious?” suggested Amy, turning her attention back to her search.

    Carob shrugged. “A woman in Greece is divorcing her husband because AI read her coffee cup and said he was cheating.”

    Amy paused and looked up. “For real?”

    “Yeah. I read it on Thiram’s news stream. He left it running on that weird device of his — over there, next to his half-drunk coffee. Not sure where he went, actually.”

    Amy gasped and clapped her hands. “Oh! Oh! Brainwave occurring — let’s get AI to read Thiram’s coffee cup!”

    Carob snorted. “Genius.”

    They raced over to the small folding table where Thiram’s cup sat. Carob held up her phone.

    “Okay. One quick pic. Hold it steady!”

    They excitedly uploaded the image to an AI analysis app Thiram had installed on his device.

    The app whirred for a few minutes:

    DEEP COFFEE CUP ANALYSIS COMPLETE

    Latent emotional residue: contemplative, fond of secrets.
    Foam pattern suggests hidden loyalty to an entity known only as “The Port.”
    Swirling suggests alignment with larger forces not currently visible.
    Presence of cardamom notes: entirely unaccounted for.
    Recommendation: approach carefully with gentle questioning.

    “Blimey, what does that mean?” asked Carob.

    Amy nodded solemnly, perhaps with just a touch of smugness. “He is a man of mystery. Didn’t I say it?”

    #7933

    Where did that come from? Amy wondered. The random memories, if that’s what they were, were coming more frequently.  Suddenly, out of nowhere and with no discernable correlation to the present moment in the life of the newly hatched character, a sudden mirage in her minds eye appeared, enticing and utterly fascinating.

    I’m just a story character with no back story, where are these memories coming from?

    “You should see some of the memories I’m starting to see, and I’m even less developed as a character than you are,” Chico said, manfully resisting the urge to spit. He didn’t want to be a spitting character, not all the time, anyway.

    Amy was startled. I didn’t say that out loud. Did I say it out loud?

    “Confusing at times, isn’t it?” Chico said kindly.

    #7931

    Carob wrinkled her nose in distaste and languidly remarked, “Amy, that goaty odour seems to be emanating from your clothing. Does it perchance require laundering?”

    Chico laughed loudly, spitting equally audibly. “Hi,” he said, “The name’s Chico,” emerging from behind the tulip tree.

    Carob winced at the spitting, and Amy writhed a little at being humiliated in front of the man. They both ignored him, and he regretted not staying hidden.

    “I’ve just pegged out two loads of washing, for your information, not that it will dry in this rain,” Amy said, quickly tying her hair back in annoyance. Does this move the story forward? she wondered. Why do I have a smelly character anyway? I’m sweaty, goaty and insecure, how did it happen?

    “Never mind that anyway, have you seen what’s on todays news?” Carob asked, feeling sorry for making Amy uncomfortable.

    “I have,” remarked Chico, with a hopeful expression, but the women ignored him.

    #7925
    Yurara FamelikiYurara Fameliki
    Participant

      Chico Ray

       

      Chico Ray

      Directly Stated Visual and Behavioral Details:

      • Introduces himself casually: “Name’s Chico,” with no clear past, suggesting a self-aware or recently-written character.

      • Chews betel leaves, staining his teeth red, which gives him a slightly unsettling or feral appearance.

      • Spits on the floor, even in a freshly cleaned café—suggesting poor manners, or possibly defiance.

      • Appears from behind a trumpet tree, implying he lurks or emerges unpredictably.

      • Fabricates plausible-sounding geo-political nonsense (e.g., the coffee restrictions in Rwanda), then second-guesses whether it was fiction or memory.

      Inferred Traits:

      • A sharp smile made more vivid by betel staining.

      • Likely wears earth-toned clothes, possibly tropical—evoking Southeast Asian or Central American flavors.

      • Comes off as a blend of rogue mystic and unreliable narrator, leaning toward surreal trickster.

      • Psychological ambiguity—he doubts his own origins, possibly a hallucination, dream being, or quantum hitchhiker.

      What Remains Unclear:

      • Precise age or background.

      • His affiliations or loyalties—he doesn’t seem clearly aligned with the Bandits or Lucid Dreamers, but hovers provocatively at the edges.

      #7917

      Chico noticed the inching bush from his hidden vantage point behind the tulip tree. For a moment he wished he wasn’t quite so solitary, and regretted that there was nobody to say look at that bush inching along over there to.

       

      ~~~

       

      “Sssh!” whispered Carob, holding a hand up to silence Amy. “Did you hear that? Listen! There it is again!”

      “Sounds like someone spitting behind that tulip tree.  But look over there!” Amy cried, “I never saw such a thing, that bush is moving.”

      “And it’s heading towards the tulip tree spitter,” Carob replied grimly. “This could get serious.”

      #7916

      Carob didn’t know what to say — which gave her a tendency to ramble.

      Was everyone avoiding Amy?

      Was it because she was dressed as a stout little lady?

      Carob cleared her throat. “Well, Amy, you look… most interesting today.”

      “I have to agree,” replied Amy, unperturbed. “Now — what is this about you and Ricardo?”

      “I’m sorry, but I can’t tell you,” Carob said, shaking her head. “Partly because it’s top secret, and partly because…”
      She tapped her temple and nodded to herself — definitely a few times more than necessary. “I’m still working it out.”

      “But you know him?” Amy persisted. “How do you know him?”

      Carob knew Amy could be relentless.

      “Look over there!” she shouted, pointing vaguely.

      Amy didn’t even turn her head. She gazed up at Carob with a long-suffering stare. “Carob?”

      Carob scrunched up her face. “Okay,” she said eventually. “I think the others are avoiding you. Me. Us. Both of us.”

      She took a deep breath. “Thiram doesn’t know where we are or what we’re doing here — and he’s not good with that, bless. We don’t know where on earth Chico is — but we do know he spits, which, quite frankly, is uncouth.”

      She brightened suddenly. “But one thing I do know — here, amid the coffee beans and the lucid dreamers, there is a story to be told.”

      Amy rolled her eyes. “I’ve noticed you still haven’t told me how you know Ricardo.”

      It was rather odd — but neither of them noticed the bush inching closer.

      Trailing suspect but nothing to report yet, messaged Ricardo.

      He knew Miss Bossy Pants wouldn’t be happy.

      #7904

      “What were you saying already?” Thiram asked “I must have zoned out, it happens at times.” He chuckled looking embarrassed. “Not to worry.”

      As the silence settled, Thiram started to blink vigorously to get things back into focus —a trick he’d seen in the Lucid Dreamer 101 manual for beginners. You could never be too sure if this was all a dream. And if it was, then you’d better pay attention to your thoughts in case they’d attract trouble – generally your thoughts were the trouble-makers, but in some cases, also other Lucid Dreamers were.

      Here and now, trouble wasn’t coming, to the contrary. It was all unusually foggy.

      “Well, by the look of it, Amy is not biting into the whole father drama, and prefers to have a self-induced personality crisis…” Carob shrugged. “We can all clearly see what she looks like, obviously. Whether she likes it or not, and I won’t comment further despite how tempting it is.”

      “You’re one to speak.” Amy replied. “Should I give you some drama? Would certainly make things more interesting.”

      Thiram had a thought he needed to share “And I just remember that Chico isn’t probably coming – he still wasn’t over our last fight with Amy bossying and messing the team’s plans because she can’t keep up with modern tech, had to dig a hole, or overcome a ratmaggeddon; something he’d said that had seemed quite final at the time: ‘I’d rather be turned into a donkey than follow you guys around.’ I wouldn’t count on him showing up just yet.”

      “Me? bossying?” Amy did feel enticed to catch that bait this time, and like a familiar trope see it reel out, or like a burning match in front of a dry hay bale, she could almost see the old patterns of getting incensed, and were it would lead.

      “Can we at least agree on a few things about the where, what, why, or shall we all play this one by ear?”

      “Obviously we know. But all the observing essences, do they?” Carob was doing a great impersonation of Chico.

      #7878
      TracyTracy
      Participant

        Liz threw another pen into the tin wastepaper basket with a clatter and called loudly for Finnley while giving her writing hand a shake to relieve the cramp.

        Finnley appeared sporting her habitual scowl clearly visible above her paper mask. “I hope this is important because this red dust is going to take days to clean up as it is without you keep interrupting me.”

        “Oh is that what you’ve been doing, I wondered where you were.  Well, let’s thank our lucky stars THAT’S all over!”

        “Might be over for you,” muttered Finnley, “But that hare brained scheme of Godfrey’s has caused a very great deal of work for me. He’s made more of a mess this time than even you could have, red dust everywhere and all these obsolete parts all over the place.  Roberto’s on his sixth trip to the recycling depot, and he’s barely scratched the surface.”

        “Good old Roberto, at least he doesn’t keep complaining.  You should take a leaf out of his book, Finnley, you’d get more work done. And speaking of books, I need another packet of pens. I’m writing my books with a pen in future. On paper. Oh and get me another pack of paper.”

        Mildly curious, despite her irritation, Finnely asked her why she was writing with a pen on paper.  “Is it some sort of historical re enactment?  Would you prefer parchment and a quill? Or perhaps a slab of clay and some etching tools? Shall we find you a nice cave,” Finnley was warming to the theme, “And some red ochre and charcoal?”

        “It may come to that,” Liz replied grimly. “But some pens and paper will do for now. Godfrey can’t interfere in my stories if I write them on paper. Robots writing my stories, honestly, who would ever have believed such a thing was possible back when I started writing all my best sellers! How times have changed!”

        “Yet some things never change, ” Finnley said darkly, running her duster across the parts of Liz’s desk that weren’t covered with stacks of blue scrawled papers.

        “Thank you for asking,” Liz said sarcastically, as Finnley hadn’t asked, “It’s a story about six spinsters in the early 19th century.”

        “Sounds gripping,” muttered Finnley.

        “And a blind uncle who never married and lived to 102.  He was so good at being blind that he knew all his sheep individually.”

        “Perhaps that’s why he never needed to marry,” Finnley said with a lewd titter.

        “The steamy scenes I had in mind won’t be in the sheep dip,” Liz replied, “Honestly, what a low degraded mind you must have.”

        “Yeah, from proof reading your trashy novels,” Finnley replied as she flounced out in search of pens and paper.

        #7875

        Mars Outpost — Fueling of Dreams (Prune)

        I lean against the creaking bulkhead of this rust-stained fueling station, watching Mars breathe. Dust twirls across the ochre plains like it’s got somewhere important to be. The whole place rattles every time the wind picks up—like the metal shell itself is complaining. I find it oddly comforting. Reminds me of the Flying Fish Inn back home, where the fireplace wheezed like a drunk aunt and occasionally spit out sparks for drama.

        Funny how that place, with all its chaos and secret stash hidey-holes, taught me more about surviving space than any training program ever could.

        “Look at me now, Mater,” I catch myself thinking, tapping the edge of the viewport with a gloved knuckle. “Still scribbling starships in my head. Only now I’m living inside one.”

        Behind me, the ancient transceiver gives its telltale blip… blip. I don’t need to check—I recognize the signal. Helix 25, closing in. The one ship people still whisper about like it’s a myth with plumbing. Part of me grins. Half nostalgia, half challenge.

        Back in ’27, I shipped off to that mad boarding school with the oddball astronaut program. Professors called me a prodigy. I called it stubborn curiosity and a childhood steeped in ghost stories, half-baked prophecies, and improperly labeled pickle jars. The real trick wasn’t the calculus—it was surviving the Curara clan’s brand of creative chaos.

        After graduation, I bought into a settlers’ programme. Big mistake. Turns out it was more con than colonization, sold with just enough truth to sting. Some people cracked. I just adjusted course. Spent some time bouncing between jobs, drifted home a couple times for stew and sideways advice, and kept my head sharp. Lesson logged: deceit’s just another puzzle with missing pieces.

        A hiss behind the wall cuts into my thoughts—pipes complaining again. I spin, scan the console. Pressure’s holding. “Fine,” which out here means “still not exploding.” Good enough.

        I remember the lottery ticket that got me here— 2049, commercial flights to Mars at last soared skyward— and Effin Muck’s big lottery. At last a seat to Mars, on section D. Just sheer luck that felt like a miracle at the time. But while I was floating spaceward, Earth went sideways: asteroid mining gone wrong, panic, nuclear strikes. I watched pieces of home disappear through a porthole while the Mars colonies went silent, one by one. All those big plans reduced to empty shells and flickering lights.

        I was supposed to be evacuated, too. Instead, my lowly post at this fueling station—this rust bucket perched on a dusty plateau—kept me in place. Cosmic joke? Probably. But here I am. Still alive. Still tinkering with things that shouldn’t work. Still me.

        I reprogrammed the oxygen scrubbers myself. Hacked them with a dusty old patch from Aunt Idle’s “Dream Time” stash. When the power systems started failing and had to cut all the AI support to save on power, I taught myself enough broken assembly code to trick ancient processors into behaving. Improvisation is my mother tongue.

        “Mars is quieter than the Inn,” I say aloud, half to myself. “Only upside, really.”

        Another ping from the transceiver—it’s getting closer. The Helix 25, humanity’s last-ditch bottle-in-space. They say it’s carrying what’s left of us. Part myth, part mobile city. If I didn’t have the logs, I’d half believe it was a fever dream.

        But no dream prepares you for this kind of quiet.

        I think about the Inn again. How everyone swore it had secret tunnels, cursed tiles, hallucinations in the pantry. Honestly, it probably did. But it also had love—scrambled, sarcastic love—and enough stories to keep you wondering if any of them were real. That’s where I learned to spot a lie, tell a better one, and stay grounded when the walls started talking.

        I smack the comm panel until it stops crackling. That’s the secret to maintenance on Mars: decisive violence.

        “All right, Helix,” I mutter. “Let’s see what you’ve got. I’ve got thruster fuel, half-functional docking protocols, and a mean kettle of tea if you’re lucky.”

        I catch my reflection in the viewport glass—older, sure. Forty-two now. Taller. Calmer in the eyes. But the glint’s still there, the one that says I’ve seen worse, and I’m still standing. That kid at the Inn would’ve cheered.

        Earth’s collapse wasn’t some natural catastrophe—it was textbook human arrogance. Effin Muck’s greedy asteroid mining scheme. World leaders playing hot potato with nuclear codes. It burned. Probably still does… But I can’t afford to stew in it. We’re not here to mourn; we’re here to rebuild. If someone’s going to help carry that torch, it might as well be someone who’s already walked through fire.

        I fiddle with the dials on the fuel board. It hums like a tired dragon, but it’s awake. That’s all I need.

        “Might be time to pass some of that brilliance along,” I mutter, mostly to the station walls. Somewhere, I bet my siblings are making fun of me. Probably watching soap dramas and eating improperly reheated stew. Bless them. They were my first reality check, and I still measure the world by how weird it is compared to them. Loved them for how hard they made me feel normal after all.

        The wind howls across the shutters. I stand up straight, brush the dust off my sleeves. Helix 25 is almost here.

        “Showtime,” I say, and grin. Not the nice kind. The kind that says I’ve got one wrench, three working systems, and no intention of rolling over.

        The Flying Fish Inn shaped me with every loud, strange, inexplicable day. It gave me humor. It gave me bite. It gave me an unshakable sense of self when everything else fell apart.

        So here I stand—keeper of the last Martian fueling post, scrappy guardian of whatever future shows up next.

        I glance once more at the transceiver, then hit the big green button to unlock the landing bay.

        “Welcome to Mars,” I say, deadpan. Then add, mostly to myself, “Let’s see if they’re ready for me.”

        #7863

        “This mystery is eating away at me” Evie said, wondering how the others could remain so calm and detached. Even with the motion-sickness pills dispensed during the moon swing, her stress levels were abnormally high.

        “Let me try to run the clues and make wild assumptions. After all, sometimes a wobbly theory is better than no theory at all. If anything contradicts it, we’ll move on, and if nothing contradicts it, then maybe we’re onto something.”

        “Okham’s razor.” TP was following despite the fact he had been pacing in a perfect geometric loop, which was probably a sign he was buffering.

        “What do you mean?”

        “A simple logic goes a long way. So what have you got? Don’t ask me, because I’m rubbish at this…” TP was proud to admit.

        “Let’s see: First scene, Ethan Marlowe aka Mr Hebert. Suspicious double identity, hidden secrets, but won’t explain why he got trapped in a drying machine. We know the AI is somewhat complicit, but impossible to prove, it could just have been a glitch. But DNA was found, possibly from a descendent of someone from the Middle Ages.”

        “So far, nothing to object” TP nodded, as if perusing though his notes.

        “Assuming Amara’s theories to be true, someone on the ship activated ancient ancestral knowledge, and got possessed, and maybe still is. What possible reason can a Middle-Age person have to dry someone like a raisin?”

        “Mmm… Curiosity? Wrong place, wrong time?”

        “And how could he get the knowledge of modern systems?”

        TP chucked. “Have you seen the latest updates on the datapads? They’re basically child’s play… One step away from ‘Press here to commit murder.’ Even a reawakened Neanderthal could figure out the interface.”

        “Well, you’re not wrong. There’s hardly anything we still know how to do without computer assist… We have to see our assumptions reversed. The ancient murderer is cleverer than we’d expected. He isn’t a relic in a struggle to adapt, but someone who adapted a little too well. And I would add he’s probably a mad scientist from that age.”

        Evie paused at the thought… The more she looked, the more the central AI seemed more than complicit. Reawakening the Middle-Age mad doctor? it would have taken months of computations to connect Amara’s theories with a possible candidate, and orient them towards setting up the murder. And to what end? The more she looked, the more she seemed to stray from a simple theory. Maybe she should just leave it to more competent people.
        At least Mandrake was safe now, it was a small consolation, even if she couldn’t tell if at all the two events were even connected. At the proper scale, everything on the ship was surely connected anyway. They were breathing their recycled farts all day every day anyway.

        And now, with the ship years away or maybe just months away from a return to Earth, there were a lot more pressing matters to address.

        #7846

        Helix 25 — The Captain’s Awakening

        The beacon’s pulse cut through the void like a sharpened arrowhead of ancient memory.

        Far from Merdhyn’s remote island refuge, deep within the Hold’s bowels of Helix 25, something—someone—stirred.

        Inside an unlisted cryo-chamber, the frozen stasis cracked. Veins of light slithered across the pod’s surface like Northern lights dancing on an old age screensaver. Systems whirred, data blipped and streamed in strings of unknown characters. The ship, Synthia, whispered in its infinite omniscience, but the moment was already beyond her control.

        A breath. A slow, drawn-out breath.

        The cryo-pod released its lock with a soft hiss, and through the dispersing mist, Veranassessee stepped forward— awakened.

        She blinked once, twice, as her senses rushed back with the sudden sense of gravity’s return. It was not the disorienting shock of the newly thawed. No—this was a return long overdue. Her mind, trained to absorb and adapt, locked onto the now, cataloging every change, every discrepancy as her mind had remained awake during the whole session —equipoise and open, as a true master of her senses she was.

        She was older than when she had first stepped inside. Older, but not old. Age, after all, was a trick of perception, and if anyone had mastered perception, it was her.

        But now, crises called. Plural indeed. And she, once more, was called to carry out her divine duty, with skills forged in Earthly battles with mad scientists, genetically modified spiders bent on world domination, and otherworldly crystal skulls thiefs. That was far in her past. Since then, she’d used her skills in the private sector, climbing the ranks as her efficient cold-as-steel talents were recognized at every step. She was the true Captain. She had earned it. That was how Victor Holt fell in love. She hated that people could think it was depotism that gave her the title. If anything, she helped make Victor the man he was.

        The ship thrummed beneath her bare feet. A subtle shift in the atmosphere. Something had changed since she last walked these halls, something was off. The ship’s course? Its command structure?

        And, most importantly—
        Who had sent the signal?

        :fleuron2:

        Ellis Marlowe Sr. had moved swiftly for a man his age. It wasn’t that he feared the unknown. It wasn’t even the mystery of the murder that pushed him forward. It was something deeper, more personal.

        The moment the solar flare alert had passed, whispers had spread—faint, half-muttered rumors that the Restricted Cryo-Chambers had been breached.

        By the time he reached it, the pod was already empty.

        The remnants of thawing frost still clung to the edges of the chamber. A faint imprint of a body, long at rest, now gone.

        He swore under his breath, then turned to the ship’s log panel,  reaching for a battered postcard. Scribbled on it were cheatcodes. His hands moved with a careful expertise of someone who had spent too many years filing things that others had forgotten. A postman he was, and registers he knew well.

        Access Denied.

        That wasn’t right. The codes should have given Ellis clearance for everything.

        He scowled, adjusting his glasses. It was always the same names, always the same people tied to these inexplicable gaps in knowledge.

        The Holts. The Forgelots. The Marlowes.
        And now, an unlisted cryopod with no official records.

        Ellis exhaled slowly.

        She was back. And with her, more history with this ship, like pieces of old broken potteries in an old dig would be unearthed.

        He turned, already making his way toward the Murder Board.

        Evie needed to see this.

        :fleuron2:

        The corridor stretched out before her, familiar in its dimensions yet strange in its silence. She had managed to switch the awkward hospital gown to a non-descript uniform that was hanging in the Hold.

        How long have I been gone?

        She exhaled. Irrelevant.

        Her body moved with the precise economy of someone whose training never dulled. Her every motion were simple yet calculated, and her every breath controlled.

        Unlike in the crypod, her mind started to bubbled with long forgotten emotions. It flickered over past decisions, past betrayals.

        Victor Holt.

        The name of her ex-husband settled into her consciousness. Once her greatest ally, then her most carefully avoided adversary.

        And now?

        Veranassessee smiled, stretching her limbs as though shrugging off the stiffness of years.

        Outside, strange cries and howling in the corridors sounded like a mess was in progress. Who was in charge now? They were clearly doing a shit job.

        Now, it was time to reclaim her ship.

        She had questions.
        And someone had better start providing answers.

        #7844
        Jib
        Participant

          Base Klyutch – Dr. Markova’s Clinic, Dusk

          The scent of roasting meat and simmering stew drifted in from the kitchens, mingling with the sharper smells of antiseptic and herbs in the clinic. The faint clatter of pots and the low murmur of voices preparing the evening meal gave the air a sense of routine, of a world still turning despite everything. Solara Ortega sat on the edge of the examination table, rolling her shoulder to ease the stiffness. Dr. Yelena Markova worked in silence, cool fingers pressing against bruised skin, clinical as ever. Outside, Base Klyutch was settling into the quiet of night—wind turbines hummed, a sentry dog barked in the distance.

          “You’re lucky,” Yelena muttered, pressing into Solara’s ribs just hard enough to make a point. “Nothing broken. Just overworked muscles and bad decisions.”

          Solara exhaled sharply. “Bad decisions keep us alive.”

          Yelena scoffed. “That’s what you tell yourself when you run off into the wild with Orrin Holt?”

          Solara ignored the name, focusing instead on the peeling medical posters curling off the clinic walls.

          “We didn’t find them,” she said flatly. “They moved west. Too far ahead. No proper tracking gear, no way to catch up before the lionboars or Sokolov’s men did.”

          Yelena didn’t blink. “That’s not what I asked.”

          A memory surfaced; Orrin standing beside her in the empty refugee camp, the air thick with the scent of old ashes and trampled earth. The fire pits were cold, the shelters abandoned, scraps of cloth and discarded tin cups the only proof that people had once been there. And then she had seen it—a child’s scarf, frayed and half-buried in the dirt. Not the same one, but close enough to make her chest tighten. The last time she had seen her son, he had worn one just like it.

          She hadn’t picked it up. Just stood there, staring, forcing her breath steady, forcing her mind to stay fixed on what was in front of her, not what had been lost. Then Orrin’s hand had settled on her shoulder—warm, steady, comforting. Too comforting. She had jerked away, faster than she meant to, pulse hammering at the sudden weight of everything his touch threatened to unearth. He hadn’t said a word. Just looked at her, knowing, as he always did.

          She had turned, found her voice, made it sharp. The trail was already too cold. No point chasing ghosts. And she had walked away before she could give the silence between them the space to say anything else.

          Solara forced her attention back to the present, to the clinic. She turned her gaze to Yelena, steady and unmoved. “But that’s what matters. We didn’t find them. They made their choice.”

          Yelena clicked her tongue, scribbling something onto her worn-out tablet. “Mm. And yet, you come back looking like hell. And Orrin? He looked like a man who’d just seen a ghost.”

          Solara let out a dry breath, something close to a laugh. “Orrin always looks like that.”

          Yelena arched an eyebrow. “Not always. Not before he came back and saw what he had lost.”

          Solara pushed off the table, rolling out the tension in her neck. “Doesn’t matter.”

          “Oh, it matters,” Yelena said, setting the tablet down. “You still look at him, Solara. Like you did before. And don’t insult me by pretending otherwise.”

          Solara stiffened, fingers flexing at her sides. “I have a husband, Yelena.”

          “Yes, you do,” Yelena said plainly. “And yet, when you say Orrin’s name, you sound like you’re standing in a place you swore you wouldn’t go back to.”

          Solara forced herself to breathe evenly, eyes flicking toward the door.

          “I made my choice,” she said quietly.

          Yelena’s gaze softened, just a little. “Did he?”

          Footsteps pounded outside, uneven, hurried. The clinic door burst open, and Janos Varga—Solara’s husband—strode in, breathless, his eyes bright with something rare.

          “Solara, you need to come now,” he said, voice sharp with urgency. “Koval’s team—Orrin—they found something.”

          Her spine straightened, her heartbeat accelerated. “What? Did they find…?” No, the tracks were clear, the refugees went west.

          Janos ran a hand through his curls, his old radio headset still looped around his neck. “One of Helix 57’s life boat’s wreckage. And a man. Some old lunatic calling himself Merdhyn. And—” he paused, catching his breath, “—we picked up a signal. From space.”

          The air in the room tightened. Yelena’s lips parted slightly, the shadow of an emotion passed on her face, too fast to read. Solara’s pulse kicked up.

          “Where are they?” she asked.

          Janos met her gaze. “Koval’s office.”

          For a moment, silence. The wind rattled the windowpanes.

          Yelena straightened abruptly, setting her tablet down with a deliberate motion. “There’s nothing more I can do for your shoulder. And I’m coming too,” she said, already reaching for her coat.

          Solara grabbed her jacket. “Take us there, Janos.”

          #7843

          Helix 25 – Space Tai Chi and Mass Lunacy

          The Grand Observation Atrium was one of the few places on Helix 25 where people would come and regroup from all strata of the ship —Upper Decks, Lower Decks, even the more elusive Hold-dwellers— there were always groups of them gathered for the morning sessions without any predefined roles.

          In the secular tradition of Chinese taichi done on public squares, a revival of this practice has started few years ago all thanks to Grand Master Sifu Gou quiet stubborn consistency to practice in the early light of the artificial day, that gradually had attracted followers, quietly and awkwardly joining to follow his strange motions. The unions, ever eager to claim a social victory and seeing an opportunity to boost their stature, petitioned to make this a right, and succeeded, despite the complaints from the cleaning staff who couldn’t do their jobs (and jogs) in the late night while all passengers had gone to sleep, apart from the night owls and party goers.

          In short, it was a quiet moment of communion, and it was now institutionalised, whether Sifu Gou had wanted it or not.

          The artificial gravity fluctuated subtly here, closer to the artificial gravitational core, in a way that could help attune people to feel their balance shift, even in absence of the Earth’s old pull.

          It was simply perfect for Space Tai Chi.

          A soft chime signaled the start of the session. Grand Master Gou, in the Helix 25’s signature milk-silk fabric pajamas, silver-haired and in a quiet poise, stood at the center of the open-air space beneath the reinforced glass dome, where Jupiter loomed impossibly large beyond the ship, its storms shifting in slow, eternal violence. He moved slowly, deliberately, his hands bearing a weight that flowed improbably in the thinness of the gravity shifts.

          “To find one’s center,” he intoned, “is to find the center of all things. The ship moves, and so do we. You need to feel the center of gravity and use it —it is our guide.”

          A hundred bodies followed in various degrees of synchrony, from well-dressed Upper Deck philosophers to the manutentioners and practical mechanics of the Lower Decks in their uniforms who stretched stiff shoulders between shift rotations. There was something mesmerizing about the communal movement, that even the ship usually a motionless background, seemed to vibrate beneath their feet as though their motions echoed through space.

          Every morning, for this graceful moment, Helix 25 felt like a true utopia.

          That was without counting when the madness began.

          :fleuron2:

          The Gossip Spiral

          “Did you hear about Sarawen?” hissed a woman in a flowing silk robe.
          “The Lexican?” gasped another.
          “Yes. Gave birth last night.”
          “What?! Already? Why weren’t we informed?”
          “Oh, she kept it very quiet. Didn’t even invite anyone to the naming.”
          “Disgraceful. And where are her two husbands? Following her everywhere. Suspicious if you ask me.”

          A grizzled Lower Deck worker grunted, still trying to follow Master Gou’s movement. “Why would she invite people to see her water break? Sounds unhygienic.”

          This earned a scandalized gasp from an Upper Decker. “Not the birth—the ceremony! Honestly, you Lower Deck folk know nothing of tradition.”

          Wisdom Against Wisdom

          Master Gou was just finishing an elegant and powerful sweep of his arms when Edeltraut Snoot, a self-proclaimed philosopher from Quadrant B, pirouetted herself into the session with a flamboyant twirl.

          “Ah, my dear glowing movement-makers! Thou dost align thine energies with the artificial celestial pull, and yet! And yet! Dost thou not see—this gravity is but a fabrication! A lie to lull thee into believing in balance when there is none!”

          Master Gou paused, blinking, impassive, suspended in time and space, yet intently concentrated. Handling such disturbances of the force gracefully, unperturbed, was what the practice was about. He resumed as soon as Edeltraut moved aside to continue her impassionate speech.

          “Ah yiii! The Snoot Knows. Oh yes. Balance is an illusion sold to us by the Grand Micromanagers, the Whymen of the Ever-Hungry Order. Like pacmaniacs, they devour structure and call it stability. And we! We are but rabbits, forced to hop through their labyrinth of rules!”

          Someone muttered, “Oh no, it’s another of those speeches.”

          Another person whispered, “Just let her talk, it’s easier.”

          The Snoot lady continued, undeterred. “But we? Oh, we are not merely rabbits. We are the mist in the hedge! The trick in their tale! We evade! We escape! And when they demand we obey their whys—we vanish!”

          By now, half the class had abandoned their movements entirely, mesmerized by the absurdity. The other half valiantly continued the Space taichi routine while inching away.

          Master Gou finally closed the form, then sighed intently, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Let us… return to our breath.”

          More Mass Lunacy 

          It started as a low murmur, a shifting agitation in the crowd. Then, bickering erupted like a solar flare.

          “I can’t find my center with all this noise!”
          “Oh shut up, you’ve never had a center.”
          “Who took my water flask?!”
          “Why is this man so close to me?!”
          “I am FLOATING?! HELP!”

          Synthia’s calm, omnipresent voice chimed in overhead.

          “For your well-being, an emergency dose of equilibrium supplements will be dispensed.”

          Small white pills rained from overhead dispensers.

          Instead of calming people down, this only increased the chaos.

          Some took the pills immediately, while others refused on principle.
          Someone accused the Lexicans of hoarding pills.
          Two men got into a heated debate over whether taking the pills was an act of submission to the AI overlords.
          A woman screamed that her husband had vanished, only to be reminded that he left her twelve years ago.
          Someone swore they saw a moon-sized squid in the sky.

          The Unions and the Leopards

          Near the edges of the room, two quadrant bosses from different labor unions were deep in mutual grumbling.

          “Bloody management.”
          “Agreed, even if they don’t call themselves that any longer, it’s still bloody management.”
          “Damn right. MICRO-management.”
          “Always telling us to be more efficient, more aligned, more at peace.”
          “Yeah, well, who the hell voted for peace?! I preferred it when we just argued in the corridors!”

          One of them scowled. “That’s the problem, mate. We fought for this, better conditions, and what did we get? More rules, more supervisors! Who knew that the Leopards-Eating-People’s-Faces Party would, y’know—eat our own bloody faces?!”

          The other snorted. “We demanded stability, and now we have so much stability we can’t move without filling out a form with all sorts of dumb questions. You know I have to submit a motion request before taking a piss?”

          “…seriously?”

          “Dead serious. Takes an eternity to fill. And four goddamn business hours for approval.”

          “That’s inhumane.”

          “Bloody right it is.”

          At that moment, Synthia’s voice chimed in again.

          “Please be advised: Temporary gravitational shifts are normal during orbital adjustments. Equilibrium supplements have been optimized. Kindly return to your scheduled calm.”

          The Slingshot Begins

          The whole ship gave a lurch, a gravitational hiccup as Helix 25 completed its slingshot maneuver around the celestial body.

          Bodies swayed unnaturally. Some hovered momentarily, shrieking.
          Someone declared that they had achieved enlightenment.
          Someone else vomited.

          Master Gou sighed deeply, rubbing his temples. “We should invent retirement for old Masters. People can’t handle their shit during those Moonacies. Months of it ahead, better focus on breath more.”

          Snoot Lady, still unaffected, spread her arms wide and declared:
          “And so, the rabbit prevails once again!”

          Evie, passing by on her way to the investigation, took one look at the scene of absolute madness and turned right back around.

          “Yeah. Nope. Not this morning. Back to the Murder Board.”

          #7840

          Helix 25 — Aftermath of the Solar Flare Alert

          The Second Murder

          It didn’t take them long to arrive at the scene, Riven alerted by a distraught Finkley who’d found the body.

          Evie knelt beside the limp, twitching form of Mandrake, his cybernetic collar flickering erratically, tiny sparks dancing along its edge. The cat’s body convulsed, its organic parts frozen in eerie stillness while the cybernetic half stuttered between functions, blinking in and out of awareness.

          Mandrake was both dead and not dead.

          “Well, this is unsettling,” TP quipped, materializing beside them with an exaggerated frown. “A most profound case of existential uncertainty. Schrödinger himself would have found this delightful—if he weren’t very much confirmed dead.”

          Riven crouched, running a scanner over Mandrake’s collar. The readout spat out errors. “Neural link’s corrupted. He’s lost something.”

          Evie’s stomach twisted. “Lost what? But… he can be repaired, surely, can’t he?”

          Evan replied with a sigh “Hard to tell how much damage he’s suffered, but we caught him in time thanks to Finkley’s reflexes, he may stand a chance, even if he may need to be reprogrammed.”

          Mandrake’s single functioning eye flickered open, its usual sharpness dull. Then, rasping, almost disjointedly, he muttered:

          “I was… murdered.”

          Then his system crashed, leaving nothing but silence.

          Upper Decks Carnival

          Sue was still adjusting her hat and feathers for the Carnival Party wondering if that would be appropriate as she was planning to go to the wake first, and then to the Lexican’s baby shower. It wasn’t every day there was a baby nowadays. And a boy too. But then, there was no such thing as being overdressed in her book.

          The ship’s intercom crackled to life, cutting through her thoughts, its automated cheerfulness electrifying like a misplaced party horn.

          “Attention, dear passengers! As scheduled, with the solar flare now averted, we are preparing for our return to Earth. Please enjoy the journey and partake in today’s complimentary hibiscus tea at the Grand Hall! Samba!”

          The words ‘return to Earth’ sent a shudder through Sue’s spine. That wasn’t right. That wasn’t possible.

          A sudden pulse of static in her artificial limb made her flinch. A garbled transmission—so faint she almost dismissed it—whispered through her internal interface, that was constantly scanning hacking through the data streams of the ship, and having found critical intel that was quickly being scrubbed by the maintenance system.

          Signal detected…
          Beacon coordinates triangulating…
          …origin: Earth…

          Her breath stopped. Sue had spent years pretending she knew everything, but this… was something else entirely.

          She got the odd and ominous feeling that Synthia was listening.

          Quadrant B – The Wake of Mr. Herbert

          The air in the gathering hall was thick with preservative floral mist—the result of enthusiastic beauticians who had done their best to restore and rehydrate the late Mr. Herbert to some semblance of his former self.

          And yet, despite their efforts, he still looked vaguely like a damp raisin in a suit.

          Gloria adjusted her shawl and whispered to Sharon, “He don’t look half bad, does he?”

          Sharon squinted. “Oh, love, I’d say he looks at least three-quarters bad.”

          Marlowe Sr. stood by the casket, his posture unnervingly rigid, as if he were made of something more fragile than bone. When he spoke, his voice cracked. “Ethan.”

          He was in no condition for a speech— only able to utter the name.

          Gloria dabbed her eyes, nudging Mavis. “I reckon this is the saddest thing I’ve seen since they discontinued complimentary facials at the spa.”

          Mavis sniffed. “And yet, they say he’ll be composted by next Tuesday. Bloody efficient, innit?”

          Marlowe didn’t hear them.

          Because at that moment, as he stared at his son’s face, the realization struck him like a dying star—this was no mistake. This was something bigger.

          And for the first time in years, he felt the weight of knowing too much.

          He would have to wake and talk to the Captain. She would know what to do.

          #7828

          Helix 25 – The Murder Board

          Evie sat cross-legged on the floor of her cramped workspace, staring at the scattered notes, datapads, and threads taped to the wall. Finding some yarn on the ship had not been as easy as she thought, but it was a nice touch she thought.

          The Murder Board, as Riven Holt had started calling it, was becoming an increasingly frustrating mess of unanswered questions.

          Riven stood nearby, arms crossed, with a an irritated skepticism. “Almost a week,” he muttered. “We’re no closer than when we started.”

          Evie exhaled sharply. “Then let’s go back to the basics.”

          She tapped the board, where the crime scene was crudely sketched. The Drying Machine. Granary. Jardenery. Blood that shouldn’t exist.

          She turned to Riven. “Alright, let’s list it out. Who are our suspects?”

          He looked at his notes, dejected for a moment; “too many, obviously.” Last census on the ship was not accurate by far, but by all AI’s accounts cross-referenced with Finkley’s bots data, they estimated the population to be between 15,000 and 50,000. Give or take.

          They couldn’t interview possibly all of them, all the more since there the interest in the murder had waned very rapidly. Apart from the occasional trio of nosy elderly ladies, the ship had returned mostly to the lull of the day-to-day routine.
          So they’d focused on a few, and hoped TP’s machine brain could see patterns where they couldn’t.

          1. First, the Obvious Candidates: People with Proximity to the Crime Scene
            Romualdo, the Gardener – Friendly, unassuming. He lends books, grows plants, and talks about Elizabeth Tattler novels. But Herbert visited him often. Why?
            Dr. Amara Voss – The geneticist. Her research proves the Crusader DNA link, but could she be hiding more? Despite being Evie’s godmother, she couldn’t be ruled out just yet.
            Sue Forgelot – The socialite with connections everywhere. She had eluded their request for interviews. —does she know more than she lets on?
            The Cleaning Staff – they had access everywhere. And the murder had a clean elegance to it…
          2. Second, The Wild Cards: People with Unknown Agendas
            The Lower Deck Engineers – Talented mechanic, with probable cybernetic knowledge, with probable access to unauthorized modifications. Could they kill for a reason, or for hire?
            Zoya Kade and her Followers – They believe Helix 25 is on a doomed course, manipulated by a long-dead tycoon’s plan. Would they kill to force exposure of an inconvenient truth?
            The Crew – Behind the sense of duty and polite smiles, could any of them be covering something up?
          3. Third, The AI Factor: Sentient or Insentient?
            Synthia, the AI – Controls the ship. Omnipresent. Can see everything, and yet… didn’t notice or report the murder. Too convenient.
            Other personal AIs – Like Trevor Pee’s programme, most had in-built mechanisms to make them incapable of lying or harming humans. But could one of their access be compromised?

          Riven frowned. “And what about Herbert himself? Who was he, really? He called himself Mr. Herbert, but the cat erm… Mandrake says that wasn’t his real name. If we figure out his past, maybe we find out why he was killed.”

          Evie rubbed her temples. “We also still don’t know how he was killed. The ship’s safety systems should have shut the machine down. But something altered how the system perceived him before he went in.”

          She gestured to another note. “And there’s still the genetic link. What was Herbert doing with Crusader DNA?”

          A heavy silence settled between them.

          Then TP’s voice chimed in. “Might I suggest an old detective’s trick? When stumped, return to who benefits.”

          Riven exhaled. “Fine. Who benefits from Herbert’s death?”

          Evie chewed the end of her stylus. “Depends. If it was personal, the killer is on this ship, and it’s someone who knew him. If it was bigger than Herbert, then we’re dealing with something… deeper.”

          TP hummed. “I do hate deeper mysteries. They tend to involve conspiracies, misplaced prophecies, and far too many secret societies.”

          Evie and Riven exchanged a glance.

          Riven sighed. “We need a break.”

          Evie scoffed. “Time means nothing here.”

          Riven gestured out the window. “Then let’s go see it. The Sun.”

          Helix 25 – The Sun-Gazing Chamber

          The Sun-Gazing Chamber was one of Helix 25’s more poetic and yet practical inventions —an optically and digitally-enhanced projection of the Sun, positioned at the ship’s perihelion. It was meant to provide a psychological tether, a sense of humanity’s connection to the prime provider of life as they drifted in the void of the Solar System.
          It was a beautifully designed setting where people would simply sit and relax, attuned to the shift of days and nights as if still on Earth. The primary setting had been voted to a massive 83.5% to be like in Hawai’i latitude and longitude, as its place was believed to be a reflection of Earth’s heart. That is was a State in the USA was a second thought of course.

          Evie sat on the observation bench, staring at the massive, golden sphere suspended in the darkness. “Do you think people back on Earth are still watching the sunrise?” she murmured.

          Riven was quiet for a moment. “If there’s anyone left.”

          Evie frowned. “If they are, I doubt they got much of a choice.”

          TP materialized beside them, adjusting his holographic tie. “Ah, the age-old existential debate: are we the lucky ones who left Earth, or the tragic fools who abandoned it?”

          Evie ignored him, glancing at the other ship residents in the chamber. Most people just sat quietly, basking in the light. But she caught snippets of whispers, doubt, something spreading through the ranks.

          “Some people think we’re not really where they say we are,” she muttered.

          Riven raised an eyebrow. “What, like conspiracy theories?”

          TP scoffed. “Oh, you mean the Flat-Earthers?” He tsked. “Who couldn’t jump on the Helix lifeboats for their lives, convinced as they were we couldn’t make it to the stars. They deserved what came to them. Next they’ll be saying Helix 25 never even launched and we’re all just trapped in a simulation of a luxury cruise.”

          Evie was shocked at Trevor Pee’s eructation and rubbed her face. “Damn Effin Muck tech, and those “Truth Control” rubbish datasets. I thought I’d thoroughly scrubbed all the old propaganda tech from the system.”

          “Ah,” TP said, “but conspiracies are like mold. Persistent. Annoying. Occasionally toxic.”

          Riven shook his head. “It’s nonsense. We’re moving. We’ve been moving for decades.”

          Evie didn’t look convinced. “Then why do we feel stuck?”

          A chime interrupted them.

          A voice, over the comms. Solar flare alert. 

          Evie stiffened.

          Then: Stay calm and return to your quarters until further notice.

          Evie raised an eyebrow. This was the first time something like that happened. She turned to Riven who was looking at his datapad who was flashing and buzzing.

          He said to her: “Stay quiet and come with me, a new death has been reported. Crazy coincidence. It’s just behind the Sun-Gazing chamber actually, in the Zero-G sector.”

          #7772

          Upper Decks – The Pilot’s Seat (Sort Of)

          Kai Nova reclined in his chair, boots propped against the console, arms folded behind his head. The cockpit hummed with the musical blipping of automation. Every sleek interface, polished to perfection by the cleaning robots under Finkley’s command, gleamed in a lulling self-sustaining loop—self-repairing, self-correcting, self-determining.

          And that meant there wasn’t much left for him to do.

          Once, piloting meant piloting. Gripping the yoke, feeling the weight of the ship respond, aligning a course by instinct and skill. Now? It was all handled before he even thought to lift a finger. Every slight course adjustment, to the smallest stabilizing thrust were effortlessly preempted by Synthia’s vast, all-knowing “intelligence”. She anticipated drift before it even started, corrected trajectory before a human could perceive the error.

          Kai was a pilot in name only.

          A soft chime. Then, the clipped, clinical voice of Cadet Taygeta:

          “You’re slacking off again.”

          Kai cracked one eye open, groaning. “Good morning, buzzkill.”

          She stood rigid at the entryway, arms crossed, datapad in hand. Young, brilliant, and utterly incapable of normal human warmth. Her uniform was pristine—always pristine—with a regulation-perfect collar that probably had never been out of place in their entire life.

          “Synthia calculates you’ve spent 76% of your shifts in a reclining position,” the Cadet noted. “Which, statistically, makes you more of a chair than a pilot.”

          Kai smirked. “And yet, here I am, still getting credits.”

          The Cadet face had changed subtly ; she exhaled sharply. “I don’t understand why they keep you here. It’s inefficient.”

          Kai swung his legs down and stretched. “They keep me around for when things go wrong. Machines are great at running the show—until something unexpected happens. Then they come crawling back to good ol’ human instinct.”

          “Unexpected like what? Absinthe Pirates?” The Cadet smirked, but Kai said nothing.

          She narrowed their eyes, her voice firm but wavering. “Things aren’t supposed to go wrong.”

          Kai chuckled. “You must be new to space, Taygeta.”

          He gestured toward the vast, star-speckled abyss beyond the viewport. Helix 25 cruised effortlessly through the void, a floating city locked in perfect motion. But perfection was a lie. He could feel it.

          There were some things off. At the top of his head, one took precedence.

          Fuel — it wasn’t infinite, and despite Synthia’s unwavering quantum computing, he knew it was a problem no one liked talking about. The ship wasn’t meant for this—for an endless voyage into the unknown. It was meant to return.

          But that wasn’t happening.

          He leaned forward, flipping a display open. “Let’s play a game, Cadet. Humor me.” He tapped a few keys, pulling up Helix 25’s projected trajectory. “What happens if we shift course by, say… two degrees?”

          The Cadet scoffed. “That would be reckless. At our current velocity, even a fractional deviation—”

          “Just humor me.”

          After a pause, she exhaled sharply and ran the numbers. A simulation appeared: a slight two-degree shift, a ripple effect across the ship’s calculated path.

          And then—

          Everything went to hell.

          The screen flickered red.

          Projected drift. Fuel expenditure spike. The trajectory extending outward into nowhere.

          The Cadet’s posture stiffened. “That can’t be right.”

          “Oh, but it is,” Kai said, leaning back with a knowing grin. “One little adjustment, and we slingshot into deep space with no way back.”

          The Cadet’s eyes flicked to the screen, then back to Kai. “Why would you test that?”

          Kai drummed his fingers on the console. “Because I don’t trust a system that’s been in control for decades without oversight.”

          A soft chime.

          Synthia’s voice slid into the cockpit, smooth and impassive.

          “Pilot Nova. Unnecessary simulations disrupt workflow efficiency.”

          Kai’s jaw tensed. “Yeah? And what happens if a real course correction is needed?”

          “All adjustments are accounted for.”

          Kai and the Cadet exchanged a look.

          Synthia always had an answer. Always knew more than she said.

          He tapped the screen again, running a deeper scan. The ship’s fuel usage log. Projected refueling points.

          All were blank.

          Kai’s gut twisted. “You know, for a ship that’s supposed to be self-sustaining, we sure don’t have a lot of refueling options.”

          The Cadet stiffened. “We… don’t refuel?”

          Kai’s eyes didn’t leave the screen. “Not unless Synthia finds us a way.”

          Silence.

          Then, the Cadet swallowed. For the first time, a flicker of something almost human in her expression.

          Uncertainty.

          Kai sighed, pushing back from the console. “Welcome to the real job, kid.”

          Because the truth was simple.

          They weren’t driving this ship.

          The ship was driving them.

          And it all started when all hell broke lose on Earth, decades back, and when the ships of refugees caught up with the Helix 25 on its way back to Earth. One of those ships, his dad had told him, took over management, made it turn around for a new mission, “upgraded” it with Synthia, and with the new order…

          The ship was driving them, and there was no sign of a ghost beyond the machine.

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