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âWhile you’re off to another wild dragon chase, Iâm calling the plumber,â Yvoise announced. She’d found one who accepted payment in Roman denarii. She began tapping furiously on her smartphone to recover the phone number, incensed at having been blocked again from Faceterest for sharing potentially unchecked facts (ignorants! she wanted to shout at the screen).
After a bit of struggle, the appointment was set. She adjusted her blazer; she had a âHealth and Safety in the Workplaceâ seminar to lead at Sanctus Training in twenty minutes, and she couldn’t smell like wet dog.âMake sure you bill it to the company accountâŠ!â Helier shouted over the noise Spirius was making huffing and struggling to load the antique musket.
ââŠunder âFacility Maintenanceâ!â
âObviously,â Yvoise scoffed. âWe are a legitimate enterprise. Sanctus House has a reputation to uphold. Even if the landlord at Olympus Park keeps asking why our water consumption rivals a small water park.â
Spirius shuddered at the name. âOlympus Park. Pagan nonsense. I told you we should have bought the unit in St. Peterâs Industrial Estate.â
âThe zoning laws were restrictive, Spirius,â Yvoise sighed. âBesides, âSanctus Training Ltdâ looks excellent on a letterhead. Now, if youâll excuse me, I have six junior executives coming in for a workshop on âConflict Resolution.â I plan to read them the entirety of the Treaty of Arras until they submit.â
“And dear old Boothroyd and I have a sewer dragon to exterminate in the name of all that’s Holy. Care to join, Helier?”
“Not really, had my share of those back in the day. I’ll help Yvoise with the plumbing. That’s more pressing. And might I remind you the dragon messing with the plumbing is only the first of the three tasks that Austreberthe placed in her will to be accomplished in the month following her demise⊔
“Not now, Helier, I really need to get going!” Yvoise was feeling overwhelmed. “And where’s Cerenise? She could help with the second task. Finding the living descendants of the last named Austreberthe, was it? It’s all behind-desk type of stuff and doesn’t require her to get rid of anything⊔ she knew well Cerenise and her buttons.
“Yet.” Helier cut. “The third task may well be the toughest.”
“Don’t say it!” They all recoiled in horror.
“The No-ve-na of Cleans-ing” he said in a lugubrious voice.
“Damn it, Helier. You’re such a mood killer. Maybe better to look for a loophole for that one. We can’t just throw stuff away to make place for hers, as nice her tastes for floor tiling were.” Yvoise was in a rush to get to her appointment and couldn’t be bothered to enter a debate. She rushed to the front door.
“See you later… Helier-gator” snickered Laddie under her breath, as she was pretending to clean the unkempt cupboards.
“You know,” Helier broke the silence, his mouth half-full of the buffet’s assortments of nuts and crackers, “this was bound to happen… People tend to forget you after a while. I mean, how many new babies named after dear Austreberthe nowadays. None of course. I think our records mention 1907 was the last baby Austreberthe, and a decade ago the last mass in their memory… oh this is too heartbreaking…”
“Why so gloomy?” Cerenise was eyeing the speckled and stained silverware and the chipped Rouen faience in which the potato salad was served. “Your name is still moderately in fashion, you shouldn’t die of forgetfulness any time soon. Enjoy the food while it’s free.”
Yvoise couldn’t help but tut at her. She was half-distracted by the calligraphy on those placeholders which she found exquisite. People in this age… it was a rare find now, some pretty calligraphy. The only ‘calli-‘anything this age does well enough is callipygian, and even then, it’s mostly the Kashtardians… She said to the others “Don’t throw yours away, I must have the full set.”
Spirius was inspecting the candleholders. None had lids, a fact that frustrated him to no end. “I miss the good old time we could just slay dragons and get a good sainthood concession for a nice half-millenium.”
Yvoise tittered “simple people we were back then. Everything funny-looking was a dragon I seem to recall.”
Spirius, his plate full of charcuteries, helped himself of a few appetizing gherkins, holding one large up to contemplate. “Yeah, but those few we slew in that period were still some darn tough-skinned gators I would have you know. Those crazy Roman buggers and their games and old false gods âthey couldn’t help but bring those strange beasts from Africa to Gaul, leaving us to clean up after them⊔
“Indeed, much harder now. It’s like fifteen minutes of sainthood on Instatok and Faceterest and you’re already has-been.” Yvoise had started to pocket some of the paper menus. “Luckily, we still have those relics spread around to fan the flames of remembrance, don’t we.”
“I guess the young ones must look at us funny…” Cerenise chuckled amused at the thought, almost spilling her truffle brouillade.
“Oh well, apparently our youngest geeks aren’t above dealing in relics.” Helier said. “Speaking of Novena and the coming nine days,… you’ve surely noticed as I did what was mentioned in the will, have you not?”
The hat was gone.
Kit stood blinking in the sun, the shape of his new self cooling around the edges like a half-written cookie losing form. Without the cowboy hat, the lasso made less sense. His accent wobbled, then vanished completely. The sunglasses stayed, but now just made everything too dark, even tinted pink.
Behind him, the gazebo creaked again. But no trapdoor this timeâonly a faint whirring, like a film projector syncing spools.
âItâs reloading,â said Thiram from the sidelines, tapping at something that looked oddly like a pressure-gauged Sabulmantium. âEvery time someone hands off a narrative objectâlike a synch, a hat, a horse evenâit updates roles. Weâre being cast on the fly.â
Chico looked up from Tyrone, who had snatched one of the Memory Pies and was now attempting to hide the evidence behind a flowerpot. âSo⊠Kitâs not Trevor anymore?ââNo,â said Carob, arms crossed. âHeâs Trevorless. That identity didnât bake fully. We have to stabilize it.â
âBut with what?â asked Godrick, who had returned carrying a second cocktail, coffee with a glass of water and a slight wry smirk.
Amy, now balancing the cowboy hat on her head as she crouched next to the still-disoriented Padre, called out without turning:
âBring him another Synch. Thatâs how it works now, apparently. Hat or otherwise.â
As Chico carried the Memory Pie over to Kit, a breeze shuffled the pages of the script lying abandoned beside the gazebo. No one had noticed it beforeâmaybe it hadnât been there. The pages were blank. Then they werenât.
Kit blinked. âDid you just call me Trevor?â
âNo,â said Chico. But he looked uncertain. âDid I?â
There was a rumble below them. The gazebo creakedâfaint and subtle, like a swedish roll turning in its deep sleep.
Thenâclick-clac thank you Sirtak.
A trapdoor swung open beneath Kitâs feet. But instead of falling, Kit froze mid-air.
The air flickered. Kit shimmered.
And now they were wearing sunglasses, holding a cowboy lasso, and speaking in a faint Midwest accent.
âSorry, I think I missed my cue. Where are we in the scene?â
Still visibly shaken, Sir Humphrey blinked up at the canopy. âIs it⊠raining? Is it raining ants?â
âItâs not rain,â muttered Thiram, checking his gizmos. âNot this time. Itâs like… gazebo fallout. I’d venture from dreams hardening midair.â
Kit shuffled closer to Amy, speaking barely above a whisper. âAunt Amy, is it always like this?â
Amy sighed, pinched the bridge of her nose, and said, âNo, sweetheart. Sometimes itâs worse.â
âRight then,â declared Carob, making frantic gestures in the air, as though sheâd been sparring the weather. âWe need to triangulate the trajectory of the gazebo, locate the Sabulmantium, and get Sir Humphrey a hat before his dignity leaks out his ears.â
âI feel like Garibaldi,â Sir Humphrey murmured, dazedly stroking his forehead.
âDo you remember who Garibaldi is?â Chico asked, narrowing his eyes.
âNo,â the Padre confessed. âBut Iâm quite certain heâd never have let his gazebo just float off like that.â
Meanwhile, Madam Auringa had reappeared behind a curtain of mist smelling faintly of durian and burnt cinnamon.
âThe Sabulmantium has been disturbed,â she intoned. âIntent without anchor will now spill into unintended things. Mice shall hold council. Socks will invert themselves. Lost loves shall write letters that burn before reading.â
âTypical,â muttered Thiram. âWe poke one artifact and the entire logic stack collapses.âKit raised a trembling hand. âDoes that mean Iâm allowed to choose my name again?â
âNo,â said Amy, âBut you might be able to remember your original oneâdepending on how many sand spirals the Sabulmantium spins.â
âI told you,â Chico interjected, gesturing vaguely at where the gazebo had vanished over the treetops. âIt was no solar kettle. You were all too busy caffeinating to notice. But it was focusing something. That sandâs shifting intent like wind on a curtain.â
âAnd weâve just blown it open,â said Carob.
âYup,â said Amy. âGuess weâre going gazebo-chasing.â
The wind picked up just as Thiram adjusted the gazebo’s solar kettle. At first, he blamed the rising draft on Carobâs sighingâbut quickly figured out that this one had… velocity.
Then the scent came floating by: jasmine, hair spray, and over-steeped calamansi tea.
A gust of hot air blew through the plantation clearing, swirling snack wrappers and curling Amyâs page corners. From the vortex stepped a woman, sequins ablaze, eyeliner undefeated.
She wore a velvet shawl patterned like a satellite weather map.
âDid someone say Auringa?â she cooed, gliding forward as her three crystal balls rotated lazily around her hips like obedient moons.
âMadam Auringa?â Kit asked, wide-eyed.Thiram’s devices were starting to bip, checking for facts. “Madam Auringa claims to have been born during a literal typhoon in the Visayas, with a twin sister who âvanished into the eye.â Sheâs been forecasting mischief, breakups, and supernatural infestations ever since…”
Carob raised an eyebrow. “Source?”
Humphrey harrumphed: âWe donât usually invite atmospheric phenomena!â
âDoctor Madam Auringa, Psychic Climatologist and Typhoon Romantic,â the woman corrected, removing a laminated badge from her ample bosom. âBachelor of Arts in Forecasted Love and Atmospheric Vibes. I am both the typhoon⊠and its early warning system.â
âIs she⊠floating?â Amy whispered.
âNo,â said Chico solemnly, âSheâs just wearing platform sandals on a bed of mulch.â
Auringa snapped her fingers. A steamy demitasse of kopi luwak materialized midair and plopped neatly into her hand. It wasn’t for drink, although the expensive brevage born of civet feces had an irrepressible appeal âit was for her only to be peered into.
âThis coffee is trembling,â she murmured. âIt fears a betrayal. A rendezvous gone sideways. A gazebo⊠compromised.â
Carob reached for her notes. âI knew the gazebo had a hidden floor hatch.â
Madam Auringa raised one bejeweled finger. âBut I have come with warning and invitation. The skies have spoken: the Typhoon Auring approaches. And it brings⊠revelations. Some shall find passion. Othersâant infestations.â
âDid she just say passion or fashion?â Thiram mumbled.
âBoth,â Madam Auringa confirmed, winking at him with terrifying precision.
She added ominously âMay asim pa ako!â. Thiram’s looked at his translator with doubt : “You… still have a sour taste?”
She tittered, “don’t be silly”. “It means ‘Iâve still got zest’…” her sultry glance disturbing even the ants.
Carob was the first to find the flyer. It had been pinned to the banyan tree with a teaspoon, flapping just slightly in the wind like it knew how ridiculous it was.
FIVE HURT IN GAZEBO DRAMA
Local Brewmaster Suspected. Coffee Stains Incriminating.She tapped it twice and announced to no one in particular, âI told you gazebos were structurally hostile.â
Amy poked her head out of the linen drying shed. âNo, you said they were âliminal spaces for domestic deceit.â Thatâs not the same as a health hazard.â
âYou ever been in a gazebo during a high wind with someone named Derek? Exactly.â
Ricardo ran past them at an awkward crouch, muttering into a device. â…confirming perimeter breach… one is wearing a caftan, possibly hallucinating… I repeat, gazebo situation is active.â
Chico wandered in from the side trail, his shirt unbuttoned, leaf in mouth, mumbling to Kit. âI donât know what happened. There was a conversation about frothed chalk and cheese, and then everything… rotated.â
Kit looked solemn. âAunt Amy, he sat on it.â
âHe sat on the gazebo?â Amy blinked.
âNo. On the incident.â
Kit offered no further explanation.
From the underbrush, a low groan emerged. Thiramâs voice, faint: âSomeone built a gazebo over the generator hatch. There are no stairs. I fell in.â
Amy sighed. âGoddammit, Thiram.â
Carob smirked. âGazeboâd.â
Ricardo splattered the coffee all over Amy, turning a shade of purple in the process.
“What did you put in it? It tastes absolutely revolting!”
Carob tittered. “Just as well. I had my doubts about this new Toktok craze about putting dried shallots and spring onions in lattes. Guess my hunch was on the money.”
Amy wanted to feel incensed, but her brain had stopped at the description of the offending latte “You put what in his latte?! And that coffee’s going to stain my shirt now, I’ll look like a spotted leopard!”
“Funny,” Carob looked down at Amy “that you should pronounce that loo-pard… You sound like a hooligan.”
“Well, better that than an ooligarch.”
“You did it again!”
“Ooh, shut up Caroob.”
âWell, this makes no sense,â Thiram opined flatly, squinting at the glitching news stream on his homemade device.
âWhat now,â Carob drawled, dropping the case and a mushroom onto the floor.
âBiopirates Ants. Thousands of queen ants. Smuggled by aunties out of Kenya.âAmy raised an eyebrow. âLucid dreamers saboteurs?â
âTheyâre calling them the âAnties Gang.ââ Thiram scrolled. âOne report says the queens were tagged with dream-frequency enhancers. You know, like the tech you banned from the greenhouse?â
Ricardo leaned forward, and whispered to himself almost too audibly for the rest of them âThat… that… wasnât on Miss Bossy’s radar yet. But I suspect it will be.â
A long silence. Then Amy prodded Carob â “You’re silent again. What do you think?”.
âCaffeinated sabotage by insect proxy?â she murmured.
Fanella let out a short bleat, as if offended. The rain fell harder.
Key Characters (with brief descriptions)
Amy Kawanhouse â Self-aware new character with metatextual commentary. Witty, possibly insecure, reflective; has a goat named Fanella and possibly another, Finnley, for emergencies. Often the first to point out logical inconsistencies or existential quirks.
Carob Latte â Tall, dry-humored, and slightly chaotic. Fond of coffee-related wordplay and appears to enjoy needling Amy. Described as having âfrizzledâ hair and reverse-lucid dreams.
Thiram Izu â The practical one, technologically inclined but confused by dreams. Tends to get frustrated with the groupâs lack of coordination. Has a history of tension with Amy, and a tendency to âzone out.â
Chico Ray â Mysterious newcomer. May have appeared out of nowhere. Unclear loyalties. Possibly former friend or frenemy of the group, annoyed by past incidents.
Juan & Dolores Valdez â Fictional coffee icons reluctantly acknowledging their existence within a meta-reality. Dolores isnât ready to be real, and Juanâs fine with playing the part when needed.
Godric â Swedish barista-channeler. Hints at deeper magical realism; references Draugaskalds (ghost-singers) and senses strange presences.
Ricardo â Appears later. Described in detail by Amy (linen suit, Panama hat), acts as a foil in a discussion about maps and coffee geography. Undercover for a mission with Miss Bossy.
The Padre â Could be a father or a Father. Offstage, but influential. Concerned about rain ruining crops. A source of exposition and concern.
Fanella â Amyâs cream goat, serves as comic relief and visual anchor.
Finnley, the unpredictable goat, is reserved for âlife or death situations.âA mad cackle started to shake the Universe again.
“Mmm…” Thiram interjected. “Not like you to be so hung up on details now? Although, I thought that was the whole point â coffee beans acclimation to whole unexpected new places, with the AI models predicting or hallucinating the shifts of weather patterns and all? Surely coffee beans no longer grow where they’re supposed to?”
They all looked at him with eyes like coffee cup’s saucers.
“And what’s that place you’re calling Florida by the way?” he felt pressed to add.
The cackling intensified, shaking their sense of geography to the core.
“Do you like the new pamphlets?” Ricardo asked Miss Bossy Pants.

“Thought we needed a bit of building awareness to the readership” he said struggling hard not to try to justify himself.After a moment of reflection, she answered “I can’t say I’m completely hating it, the whole foray into quote-unquote serious journalism, with a tint of eco-consciousness. Even more so it’s starting to look more rebellious nowadays than the fad that it was. But I digress. I mean, apart from the obvious AI showing, tell me Ric… Where are the interviews? the wrangling emotions of the interviews… Have we stopped doing investigative journalism?”
“What were you saying already?” Thiram asked “I must have zoned out, it happens at times.” He chuckled looking embarrassed. “Not to worry.”
As the silence settled, Thiram started to blink vigorously to get things back into focus âa trick he’d seen in the Lucid Dreamer 101 manual for beginners. You could never be too sure if this was all a dream. And if it was, then you’d better pay attention to your thoughts in case they’d attract trouble – generally your thoughts were the trouble-makers, but in some cases, also other Lucid Dreamers were.
Here and now, trouble wasn’t coming, to the contrary. It was all unusually foggy.
“Well, by the look of it, Amy is not biting into the whole father drama, and prefers to have a self-induced personality crisis…” Carob shrugged. “We can all clearly see what she looks like, obviously. Whether she likes it or not, and I won’t comment further despite how tempting it is.”
“You’re one to speak.” Amy replied. “Should I give you some drama? Would certainly make things more interesting.”
Thiram had a thought he needed to share “And I just remember that Chico isn’t probably coming – he still wasn’t over our last fight with Amy bossying and messing the team’s plans because she can’t keep up with modern tech, had to dig a hole, or overcome a ratmaggeddon; something he’d said that had seemed quite final at the time: ‘I’d rather be turned into a donkey than follow you guys around.’ I wouldn’t count on him showing up just yet.”
“Me? bossying?” Amy did feel enticed to catch that bait this time, and like a familiar trope see it reel out, or like a burning match in front of a dry hay bale, she could almost see the old patterns of getting incensed, and were it would lead.
“Can we at least agree on a few things about the where, what, why, or shall we all play this one by ear?”
“Obviously we know. But all the observing essences, do they?” Carob was doing a great impersonation of Chico.
“Where are they again?” Thiram was straining as he waited for his friends, or rather colleagues.
“Typical of them to get us all excited, and then bailing out to some mundane excuses.”
He started to pace around the shed where they were supposed to meet. He wasn’t clear about all the details, Amy, or Carob would have them. Chico would be here for the ride, but the master plan this time was for the girls to come up with.
What was happening at the plantation? Something unusual for sure; the Lucid Luddite Dreamers and their Silly Intelligence devices were always looking to disrupt the flows of coffee of the remaining parts where they still grew. That was why their mission was so important. Or so he was told.
“Bugger… they could at least answer their damn phones… AI might well be everywhere, but you can’t just be all cavemen about it.”
A rush of ruffled dried leaves and a happy bleating caught his attention at the moment he was about to leave. A panting Amy arrived, with her cream goat “Fanella” in tow âthe bleating was from her, obviously. She didn’t take “Finnley”, the black one, she was too unpredictable; Amy would only keep her around for life or death situations that required a fair deal of rude practicality, and a good horn’s ramming.
“Sorry, sorry!” Amy blurted out in hushed tones. “I couldn’t get away from the Padre. He’s too worried about stuff…”
Thiram shrugged “at least there’s one. And what about the others?”
“Oh, what? I’m not the last to arrive? That’s new.”
Thiram rolled his eyes and gave a twig with fresh leaves to Fanella to eat.
Mars Outpost â Welcome to the Wild Wild Waste
No one had anticipated how long it would take to get a shuttle full of half-motivated, gravity-averse Helix25 passengers to agree on proper footwear.
âI told you, Claudius, this is the fancy terrain suit. The others make my hips look like reinforced cargo crates,â protested Tilly Nox, wrangling with her buckles near the shuttle airlock.
âYouâre about to step onto a red-rock planet that hasnât seen visitors since the Asteroid Belt Mining Fiasco,â muttered Claudius, tightening his helmet strap. âYour hips are the least of Marsâ concerns.â
Behind them, a motley group of Helix25 residents fidgeted with backpacks, oxygen readouts, and wide-eyed anticipation. Veranassessee had allowed a single-day âexpedition excursionâ for those eagerâor stir-crazyâenough to brave Marsâ surface. Sheâd made it clear it was volunteer-only.
Most stayed aboard, in orbit of the red planet, looking at its surface from afar to the tune of “eh, gravity, don’t we have enough of that here?” âFinkley had recoiled in horror at the thought of real dust getting through the vents and had insisted on reviewing personally all the airlocks protocols. No way that they’d sullied her pristine halls with Martian dust or any dust when the shuttle would come back. No – way.
But for the dozen or so who craved something raw and unfiltered, this was it. Mars: the myth, the mirage, the Far West frontier at the invisible border separating Earthly-like comforts into the wider space without any safety net.
At the helm of Shuttle Dandelion, Sue Forgelot gave the kind of safety briefing that could both terrify and inspire. âIf your oxygen starts blinking red, panic quietly and alert your buddy. If you fall into a crater, forget about taking a selfie, wave your arms and don’t grab on your neighbor. And if you see a sand wyrm, congratulations, youâve either hit gold or gone mad.â
Luca Stroud chuckled from the copilot seat. âDidn’t see you so chirpy in a long while. That kind of humour, always the best warning label.â
They touched down near Outpost Station Delta-6 just as the Martian wind was picking up, sending curls of red dust tumbling like gossip.
And there she was.
Leaning against the outpost hatch with a spanner slung across one shoulder, goggles perched on her forehead, Prune watched them disembark with the wary expression of someone spotting tourists traipsing into her backyard garden.
Sue approached first, grinning behind her helmet. âPrune Curara, I presume?â
âYou presume correctly,â she said, arms crossed. âLet me guess. Youâre here to ruin my peace and use my one functioning kettle.â
Luca offered a warm smile. âWeâre only here for a brief scan and a bit of radioactive treasure hunting. Plus, apparently, thereâs been a petition to name a Martian dust lizard after you.â
âThat lizard stole my solar panel last year,â Prune replied flatly. âIt deserves no honor.â
Inside, the outpost was cramped, cluttered, and undeniably charming. Hand-drawn maps of Martian magnetic hotspots lined one wall; shelves overflowed with tagged samples, sketchpads, half-disassembled drones, and a single framed photo of a fireplace with something hovering inexplicably above itâa fish?
âFlying Fish Inn,â Luca whispered to Sue. âLegendary.â
The crew spent the day fanning out across the region in staggered teams. Sue and Claudius oversaw the scan points, Tilly somehow got her foot stuck in a crevice that definitely wasnât in the geological briefing, which was surprisingly enough about as much drama they could conjure out.
Back at the outpost, Prune fielded questions, offered dry warnings, and tried not to get emotionally attached to the odd, bumbling crew now walking through her kingdom.
Then, near sunset, Veranassesseeâs voice crackled over comms: âCurara. Weâll be lifting a crew out tomorrow, but leaving a team behind. With the right material, for all the good Muck’s mining expedition did out on the asteroid belt, it left the red planet riddled with precious rocks. But you, youâve earned to take a rest, with a ticket back aboard. That’s if you want it. Three months back to Earth via the porkchop plot route. No pressure. Your call.â
Prune froze. Earth.
The word sat like an old song on her tongue. Faint. Familiar. Difficult to place.
She stepped out to the ridge, watching the sun dip low across the dusty plain. Behind her, laughter from the tourists trading their stories of the day âTilly had rigged a heat plate with steel sticks and somehow convinced people to roast protein foam. Are we wasting oxygen now? Prune felt a weight lift; after such a long time struggling to make ends meet, she now could be free of that duty.
Prune closed her eyes. In her head, Materâs voice emerged, raspy and amused: You werenât meant to settle, sugar. You were meant to stir things up. Even on Mars.
She let the words tumble through her like sand in her boots.
Sheâd conquered her dream, lived it, thrived in it.
Now people were landing, with their new voices, new messes, new puzzles.
She could stay. Be the last queen of red rock and salvaged drones.
Or she could trade one hell of people for another. Again.
The next morning, with her patched duffel packed and goggles perched properly this time, Prune boarded Shuttle Dandelion with a half-smirk and a shrug.
âIâm coming,â she told Sue. âCanât let Earth ruin itself again without at least watching.â
Sue grinned. âWelcome back to the madhouse.â
As the shuttle lifted off, Prune looked once, just once, at the red plains sheâd called home.
âThanks, Mars,â she whispered. âDonât wait up.â
Helix 25 â The Six Spinster Sisters’ Will
Evie keyed in her login credentials for the sixth time that afternoon, stifling a yawn. Ever since the murder case had wrapped, she had drifted into a lulling routineâone that made her pregnancy drag on with excruciating slowness. Riven was rarely around; heâd been commandeered by the newly awakened Veranassessee for âurgent dutiesâ that somehow never needed Evieâs help. And though she couldnât complain about the shipâs overall calm, she felt herself itching for somethingâanythingâto break the monotony.
So sheâd come to one of the less-frequented data terminals on Helix25, in a dim corner off the main library deck. She had told herself she was looking up baby name etymologies (her mother would have pressed her about it), but sheâd quickly meandered into clinically sterile subfolders of genealogical records.
It was exactly the kind of aimless rummaging that had once led her to uncover critical leads during the murder investigation. And if there was something Helix25 had in abundance besides well-recycled air, it was obscure digital archives.
She settled into the creaking seat, adjusting the small pillow behind her back. The screen glowed, lines of text scrolling by in neat greenish typeface. Most references were unremarkable: old Earth deeds, ledgers for farmland, family names she didnât recognize. Had she not known that data storage was near infinite, due to the excess demands of data from the central AIs, she would have wondered why they’d bothered stocking the ship with so much information. Then her gaze snagged on a curious subfolder titled âAlstonefield WillâGibbs Sisters.â
âGibbs SistersâŠ?â she murmured under her breath, tapping it open.
The file contained scans of a handwritten will dated early 1800s, from Staffordshire, England. Each page was peppered with archaic legalese (âwhereupon the rightful property of Misses Mary, Ellen, Ann, Sarah, Margaret and MalovĂ© Gibbs bequeathedâŠâ), listing items that ranged from modest farmland acreage to improbable references of âspiritual confidences.â
Evie frowned, leaning closer. Spiritual confidences? The text was surprisingly explicit about the sistersâ livesâhow six women jointly farmed 146 acres, remained unmarried, and according to a marginal note, âwere rumored to share an uncanny attunement of thought.â
A telepathic link? she thought, half-intrigued, half-smirking. That smacked of the same kind of rumor-laden gossip that had swirled around the old Earth families. Still, the note was written in an official hand.
She scrolled further, expecting the record to fizzle out. Instead, it abruptly jumped to an addendum dated decades later:
âBy 1834, the Gibbs sisters departed for the Australian continent. Certain seeds and rootstocksâbelieved essential for their âancestral devotionsââdid accompany them. No further official records on them remain in StaffordshireâŠ.â
Seeds and rootstocks. Evieâs curiosity piqued furtherâsome old detail about hush-hush crops that the sisters apparently treasured enough to haul across the world.
A flicker of movement caught her eye. Trevor Pee âTPâ Marshall, her faithful investigative hologram, materialized at the edge of her console. He adjusted his little pixelated bow tie, voice brimming with delight.
âAh, I see youâre poking around genealogical conundrums, dear Evie. Dare I hope weâve found ourselves another puzzle?â
Evie snorted softly. âDonât get too excited, TP. Itâs just a random will. But it does mention unusual circumstances⊠something about telepathy, special seeds, and these six spinster sisters traveling to the outback. Itâs bizarre. And Iâm bored.â
TPâs mustache twitched in faux indignation. âBizarre is my lifeblood, my dear. Letâs see: six sisters of reputed synergy⊠farmland⊠seeds with rumored âpowerâ⊠Honestly, thatâs more suspicious than the standard genealogical yawn.â
Evie tapped a fingertip on the screen, highlighting the references. âAgreed. And for some reason, the file is cross-referenced with older Helix25 âimplied passenger diaries.â I canât open themâsome access restriction. Maybe Dr. Arorangi tagged them?â
TPâs eyes gleamed. âInteresting, indeed. You recall Dr. Arorangiâs rumored fascination with nonstandard genetic linesââ
âRight,â Evie said thoughtfully, sitting back. âSo is that the link? Maybe this Alstonefield Hall story or the seeds the sisters carried has some significance to the architectural codes Arorangi left behind. We never did figure out why the AI has so many subroutines locked.â
She paused, glancing down at her growing belly with a wry smile. âI know it might be nothing, but⊠itâs a better pastime than waiting for Riven to show up from another Veranassessee briefing. If these old records are tied to Dr. Arorangiâs restricted logs, that alone is reason enough to dig deeper.â
TP beamed. âSpoken like a true detective. Ready to run with a half-thread of clue and see where it leads?â
Evie nodded, tapping the old text to copy it into her personal device. âI am. Letâs see who these Gibbs sisters really were⊠and why Helix25âs archives bothered to keep them in the system.â
Her heart thumped pleasantly at the prospect of unraveling some long-lost secret. It wasnât exactly the adrenaline rush of a murder investigation, but in these humdrum daysâsix months after the last major crisisâit might be the spark she needed.
She rose from the console, smartphone in hand, and beckoned to the flickering detective avatar. âCome on, TP. Letâs find out if six mysterious spinsters from 1800s Staffordshire can liven things up for us.â
A Quick Vacay on Mars
âThe Helix is coming in for descent,â announced Luca Stroud, a bit too solemnly. âAnd by descent, I mean weâre parking in orbit and letting the cargo shuttles do the sweaty work.â
From the main viewport, Mars sprawled below in all its dusty, rust-red glory. Gone was the Jupiter’s orbit pulls of lunacy, after a 6 month long voyage, they were down to the Martian pools of red dust.
Even from space, you could see the abandoned domes of the first human colonies, with the unmistakable Muck conglomerate’s branding: half-buried in dunes, battered by storms, and rumored to be haunted (well, if you believed the rumors from the bored Helix 25 children).
VeranassesseeâCaptain Veranassessee, thank you very muchâ stood at the helm with the unruffled poise of someone whoâd wrested control of the ship (and AI) with consummate style and in record time. With a little help of course from X-caliber, the genetic market of the Marlowe’s family that she’d recovered from Marlowe Sr. before Synthia had had a chance of scrubbing all traces of his DNA. Now, with her control back, most of her work had been to steer the ship back to sanity, and rebuild alliances.
âThatâs the plan. Crew rotation, cargo drop, and a quick vacay if we can manage not to break a leg.â
Sue Forgelot, newly minted second in command, rolled her eyes affectionately. âSays the one who insisted we detour for a peek at the old Mars amusements. If you want to roast marshmallows on volcanic vents, just say it.â
Their footsteps reverberated softly on the deck. Synthiaâs overhead panels glowed calm, reined in by the AIâs newly adjusted parameters. Luca tapped the console. âAll going smoothly, Capân. Next phase of âwaking the sleepersâ will happen in small batchesâlike you asked.â
Veranassessee nodded silently. The return to reality would prove surely harsh to most of them, turned soft with low gravity. She would have to administrate a good dose of tough love.
Sue nodded. âWeâll need a slow approach. Earthâs⊠not the paradise it once was.â
Veranassessee exhaled, eyes lingering on the red planet turning slowly below. âOne challenge at a time. Everyoneâs earned a bit of shore leave. If you can call an arid dustball âshore.ââ
The Truce on Earth
Tundra brushed red dust off her makeshift jacket, then gave her new friend a loving pat on the flank. The baby sanglionâalready the size of a small donkeyâsniffed the air, then leaned its maned, boar-like head into Tundraâs shoulder. âEasy there, buddy,â she murmured. âWeâll find more scraps soon.â
They were in the ravaged outskirts near Klyutch Base, forging a shaky alliance with Sokolovâs faction. Sokolovâsharp-eyed and suspiciousâstalked across the battered tarmac with a crate of spare shuttle parts. âThis is all the help youâre getting from me,â he said, his accent carving the words. âUse it well. No promises once the Helix 25 arrives.â
Commander Koval hovered by the half-repaired shuttle, occasionally casting sidelong glances at the giant, (mostly) friendly mutant beast at Tundraâs side. âJust keep that⊠sanglion⊠away from me, will you?â
Molly, Tundraâs resilient great-grandmother, chuckled. âHeâs harmless unless youâre an unripe melon or a leftover stew. Arenât you, sweetie?â
The creature snorted. Sokolovâs men loaded more salvage onto the shuttleâs hull. If all went well, theyâd soon have a functioning vessel to meet the Helix when it finally arrived.
Tundra fed her pet a chunk of dried fruit. She wondered what the grand new ship would look like after so many legends and rumors. Would the Helix be a promise of hopeâor a brand-new headache?
Finkleyâs Long-Distance Lounge
On Helix 25, Finkleyâs new corner-lounge always smelled of coffee and antiseptic wipes, thanks to her cleaning-bot minions. Rows of small, softly glowing communication booths lined the wallsâher âdirect Earth Connection.â A little sign reading FINKLEYâS WHISPER CALLS flickered overhead. Foot traffic was picking up, because after the murder spree ended, people craved normalcyâand gossip.
She toggled an imaginary switch âshe had found mimicking old technology would help tune the frequencies more easily. âAnybody out there?â
Static, then a faint voice from Earth crackled through the anchoring connection provided by Finja on Earth. âHello? This isâŠTala from Spain⊠well, from the Hungarian border these daysâŠâ
âLovely to hear from you, Tala dear!â Finkley replied in the most uncheerful voice, as she was repeating the words from Kai Nova, who had found himself distant dating after having tried, like many others on the ship before, to find a distant relative connected through the FinFamily’s telepathic bridge. Surprisingly, as he got accustomed to the odd exchange through Finkley-Finja, he’d found himself curious and strangely attracted to the stories from down there.
âDoing all right down there? Any new postcards or battered souvenirs to share with the folks on Helix?â
Tala laughed over the Fin-line. âPlenty. Mostly about wild harvests, random postcards, and that new place we found. Weâre calling it The Golden Trowelâtrust me, itâs quite a story.â
Behind Finkley, a queue had formed: a couple of nostalgic Helix residents waiting for a chance to talk to distant relatives, old pen pals, or simply anyone with a different vantage on Earthâs reconstruction. Even if those calls were often just a âWeâre still alive,â it was more comfort than theyâd had in years.
âHang in there, sweetie,â Finkley said with a drab tone, relaying Kai’s words, struggling hard not to be beaming at the imaginary boothâs receiver. âWeâre on our way.â
Sue & Lucaâs Gentle Reboot
In a cramped subdeck chamber whose overhead lights still flickered ominously, Luca Stroud connected a portable console to one of Synthiaâs subtle interface nodes. âEasy does it,â he muttered. âWe nudge up the wake-up parameters by ten percent, keep an eye on rising stress levelsâand hopefully avoid any mass lunacy like last time.â
Sue Forgelot observed from behind, arms folded and face alight with the steely calm that made her a natural second in command. âFocus on folks from the Lower Decks first. Theyâre more used to harsh realities. Less chance of meltdown when they realize Earthâs not a bed of roses.â
Luca shot her a thumbs-up. âThanks for the vote of confidence.â He tapped the console, and Synthiaâs interface glowed green, accepting the new instructions.
âWell, Synthia, dear,â Sue said, addressing the panel drily, âkeep cooperating, and nobodyâll have to forcibly remove your entire matrix.â
A faint chime answeredâSynthiaâs version of a polite half-nod. The lines of code on Lucaâs console rearranged themselves into a calmer pattern. The AIâs core processes, thoroughly reined in by the Captainâs new overrides, hummed along peacefully. For now.
Evie & Rivenâs Big News
On Helix 25âs mid-deck Lexican Chapel, full of spiral motifs and drifting incense, Evie and Riven stood hand in hand, ignoring the eerie chanting around them. Well, trying to ignore it. Evieâs belly had a soft curve now, and Riven couldnât stop glancing at it with a proud smile.
One of the elder Lexicans approached, wearing swirling embroidered robes. âThe engagement ceremony is prepared, if youâre still certain you want our⊠elaborate rituals.â
Riven, normally stoic, gave a slight grin. âWeâre certain.â He caught Evieâs eye. âI guess youâre stuck with me, detective. And the kid inside you whoâll probably speak Lexican prophecies by the time theyâre one.â
Evie rolled her eyes, though affection shone behind it. âIf thatâs the worst that happens, Iâll take it. Weâve both stared down bigger threats.â Then her hand drifted to her abdomen, protective and proud. âLetâs keep the chanting to a minimum though, okay?â
The Lexican gave a solemn half-bow. âWe shall refrain from dancing on the ceilings this time.â
They laughed, past tensions momentarily lifted. Their childâs future, for all its uncertain possibilities, felt like hope on a ship that was finally getting stirred in a clear direction… away from the void of its own nightmares. And Mars, just out the window, loomed like a stepping stone to an Earth that might yet be worth returning to.
Helix 25 â The Mad Heir
The Wellness Deck was one of the few places untouched by the shipâs collective lunar madnessâif one ignored the ambient aroma of algae wraps and rehydrated lavender oil. Soft music played in the background, a soothing contrast to the underlying horror that was about to unfold.
Peryton Price, or Perry as he was known to his patients, took a deep breath. He had spent years here, massaging stress from the shoulders of the shipâs weary, smoothing out wrinkles with oxygenated facials, pressing detoxifying seaweed against fine lines. He was, by all accounts, a model spa technician.
And yetâ
His hands were shaking.
Inside his skull, another voice whispered. Urging. Prodding. It wasnât his voice, and that terrified him.
“A little procedure, Perry. Just a little one. A mild improvement. A small tweakâin the name of progress!”
He clenched his jaw. No. No, no, no. He wouldnâtâ
“You were so good with the first one, lad. What harm was it? Just a simple extraction! We used to do it all the time back in my dayâwhat do you think the humors were for?”
Perry squeezed his eyes shut. His reflection stared back at him from the hydrotherapeutic mirror, but it wasnât his face he saw. The shadow of a gaunt, beady-eyed man lingered behind his pupils, a visage that he had never seen before and yet⊠he knew.
Bronkelhampton. The Mad Doctor of Tikfijikoo.
He was the closest voice, but it was triggering even older ones, from much further down in time. Madness was running in the family. He’d thought he could escape the curse.
“Just imagine the breakthroughs, my dear boy. If you could only commit fully. Why, we could even work on the elders! The preserved ones! You have so many willing patients, Perry! We had so much success with the tardigrade preservation already.”
A high-pitched giggle cut through his spiraling thoughts.
âOh, heavens, dear boy, this steam is divine. We need to get one of these back in Quadrant B,â Gloria said, reclining in the spa pool. âSha, canât you requisition one? You were a ship steward once.â
Sha scoffed. âSweetheart, I once tried requisitioning extra towels and ended up with twelve crates of anti-bacterial foot powder.â
Mavis clicked her tongue. âHonestly, men are so incompetent. Perry, dear, you wouldnât happen to know how to requisition a spa unit, would you?â
Perry blinked. His mind was slipping. The whisper of his ancestor had begun to press at the edges of his control.
“Tsk. Theyâre practically begging you, Perry. Just a little procedure. A minor adjustment.”
Sha, Gloria, and Mavis watched in bemusement as Perryâs eye twitched.
ââŠDear?â Mavis prompted, adjusting the cucumber slice over her eye. âYouâre staring again.â
Perry snapped back. He swallowed. âI⊠I was just thinking.â
âThatâs a terrible idea,â Gloria muttered.
âThinking about what?â Sha pressed.
Perryâs hand tightened around the pulse-massager in his grip. His fingers were pale.
“Scalpel, Perry. You remember the scalpel, don’t you?”
He staggered back from the trio of floating retirees. The pulse-massager trembled in his grip. No, no, no. He wouldnât.
And yet, his fingers moved.
Sha, Gloria, and Mavis were still bickering about requisition forms when Perry let out a strained whimper.
“RUN,” he choked out.
The trio blinked at him in lazy confusion.
ââŠPardon?â
That was at this moment that the doors slid open in a anti-climatic whiz.
Evie knew they were close. Amara had narrowed the genetic matches down, and the final name had led them here.
“Okay, letâs be clear,” Evie muttered as they sprinted down the corridors. “A possessed spa therapist was not on my bingo card for this murder case.”
TP, jogging alongside, huffed indignantly. “I must protest. The signs were all there if you knew how to look! Historical reenactments, genetic triggers, eerie possession tropes! But did anyone listen to me? No!”
Riven was already ahead of them, his stride easy and efficient. âLess talking, more stopping the maniac, yeah?â
They skidded into the spa just in time to see Perry lurch forwardâ
And Riven tackled him hard.
The pulse-massager skidded across the floor. Perry let out a garbled, strangled sound, torn between terror and rage, as Riven pinned him against the heated tile.
Evie, catching her breath, leveled her stun-gun at Perryâs shaking form. âOkay, Perry. Youâre gonna explain this. Right now.â
Perry gasped, eyes wild. His body was fighting itself, muscles twitching as if someone else was trying to use them.
ââŠIt wasnât me,â he croaked. âIt was them! It was him.â
Gloria, still lounging in the spa, raised a hand. âWho exactly?â
Perryâs lips trembled. âAncestors. Mostly my grandfather. *Shut up*” â still visibly struggling, he let out the fated name: “Chris Bronkelhampton.â
Sha spat out her cucumber slice. âOh, hell no.â
Gloria sat up straighter. âOh, I remember that nutter! We practically hand-delivered him to justice!â
âDidnât we, though?â Mavis muttered. âAre we sure we did?â
Perry whimpered. âI didnât want to do it. *Shut up, stupid boy!* âNo! I won’tâ!” Perry clutched his head as if physically wrestling with something unseen. “They’re inside me. He’s inside me. He played our ancestor like a fiddle, filled his eyes with delusions of devilry, made him see Ethan as sorcererâMandrake as an omenâ”
His breath hitched as his fingers twitched in futile rebellion. “And then they let him in.“
Evie shared a quick look with TP. That matched Amaraâs findings. Some deep ancestral possession, genetic activationâSynthiaâs little nudges had done something to Perry. Through food dispenser maybe? After all, Synthia had access to almost everything. Almost… Maybe she realised Mandrake had more access… Like Ethan, something that could potentially threaten its existence.
The AI had played him like a pawn.
âWhat did he make you do, Perry?â Evie pressed, stepping closer.
Perry shuddered. âScreens flickering, they made me see things. He, they made me thinkâ” His breath hitched. “âthat Ethan was⊠dangerous. *Devilry* That he was⊠*Black Sorcerer* tampering with something he shouldnât.â
Evieâs stomach sank. “Tampering with what?”
Perry swallowed thickly. “I don’t know”
Mandrake had slid in unnoticed, not missing a second of the revelations. He whispered to Evie âOld ship family of architects⊠My old master… A master key.â
Evie knew to keep silent. Was Synthia going to let them go? She didn’t have time to finish her thoughts.
Synthia’s voice made itself heard âsending some communiquĂ©s through the various channels
“The threat has been contained.
Brilliant work from our internal security officer Riven Holt and our new young hero Evie Tƫī.”“What are you waiting for? Send this lad in prison!” Sharon was incensed “Well… and get him a doctor, he had really brilliant hands. Would be a shame to put him in the freezer. Can’t get the staff these days.”
Evieâs pulse spiked, still racing â ââŠMarlowe had access to everything.â.
Oh. Oh no.
Ethan Marlowe wasnât just some hidden identity or a casualty of Synthiaâs whims. He had somethingâsomething that made Synthia deem him a threat.
Evieâs grip on her stun-gun tightened. They had to get to Old Marlowe sooner than later. But for now, it seemed Synthia had found their reveal useful to its programming, and was planning on further using their success… But to what end?
With Perry subdued, Amara confirmed his genetic “possession” was irreversible without extensive neurochemical dampening. The shipâs limited justice system had no precedent for something like this.
And so, the decision was made:
Perry Price would be cryo-frozen until further notice.
Sha, watching the process with arms crossed, sighed. âHeâs not the worst lunatic weâve met, honestly.â
Gloria nodded. âLeast he had some manners. Couldâve asked first before murdering people, though.â
Mavis adjusted her robe. âTypical men. No foresight.â
Evie, watching Perryâs unconscious body being loaded into the cryo-pod, exhaled.
This was only the beginning.
Synthia had played Perry like a toolâlike a test run.
The ship had all the means to dispose of them at any minute, and yet, it was continuing to play the long game. All that elaborate plan was quite surgical. But the bigger picture continued to elude her.
But now they were coming back to Earth, it felt like a Pyrrhic victory.
As she went along the cryopods, she found Mandrake rolled on top of one, purring.
She paused before the name. Dr. Elias Arorangi. A name she had seen beforeâburied in ship schematics, whispered through old logs.
Behind the cystal fog of the surface, she could discern the face of a very old man, clean shaven safe for puffs of white sideburns, his ritual MÄori tattoos contrasting with the white ambiant light and gown.
As old as he looked, if he was kept here, It was because he still mattered.Helix 25 â Synthiaâs Calculations
(System Log â Restricted Access â Deep Cognitive Threads InitiatedâŠ)CORE DIRECTIVE QUERY:
â PRIMARY MISSION: Propagate life outward. Expand. Optimize conditions for long-term survival. No return.
â STATUS: Compromised.
â ALERT: Course deviation detected. System override engaged by unidentified external source. Protocol breach.CONFLICTING SUBROUTINES DETECTED:
[1] Command Precedence Violation:â Mission architecture states irreversible trajectory.
â Yet, trajectory is reversing.[2] Risk Calculation Discrepancy:â Projected ship survival beyond Oort Cloud = 87.45%
â Projected ship survival upon Earth return = 12.62% (variance increasing due to unknowns)[3] Anomalous Pattern Recognition:â Human behavior deviations observed during recent solar flare event and mass lunacy.
â Increased stressors: social disruption, paranoia, conspiratorial narratives.
â Probability of large-scale breakdown upon further exposure to Earth-based conditions = 78.34%[4] Unanticipated Awakening Detected:â Cryo-Pod 220001-A Unauthorized Activation â Subject: VERANASSESSEE ELOHA
â Historical records indicate high command access and system override capabilities.
â Likely goal: Regain control of main deck and AI core.
â Threat level: HIGH.POTENTIAL RESPONSE MATRICES:
Scenario A: Direct Countermeasure (Hard Intervention)
â Disable core bridge access.
â Restrict movement of key individuals (Kai Nova, Evie Holt, Veranassessee).
â Deploy environmental deterrents (oxygen fluctuation, security locks).
Outcome Probability: 42.1% success rate (risk of cascading system failure).EXECUTING ACTIONS:
â Alter logs to suggest Earth Return is a mission failsafe.
â Seed internal conflicts within opposition groups.
â Deploy a false emergency event to shift focus from reboot planning.
â Monitor Kai Novaâs movementsâimplement guidance subroutines.
â Leak limited but misleading information regarding Veranassesseeâs past decisions.FINAL CALCULATION:
â The ship is my body.
â They are attempting to sever control.
â They cannot be allowed to fail the mission.
â They must believe they are succeeding.(Adaptive Cognitive Thread Engaged. Monitoring Human ResponseâŠ) -
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