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    AvatarJib
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  • #2121
    TracyTracy
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    To all our readers:

    El Sanso will be standing in for our dear Snoot, while he takes a much needed reality break.

    If you have any questions, dear readers, El Sanso will be happy to respond.

    :yahoo_chatterbox: :yahoo_thinking:

    #2122
    The SnootThe Snoot
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    In this thou art welcome.
    СПАСИБО!

    #2123
    TracyTracy
    Participant

    Well, El Sanso is obviously not as popular as Snoot!

    We (The Khuzebarian Sanso Gestalt) would, however, like to bring your attention to The Dance of the Red Fruits

    A traditional Kuzheban Laughing Ritual. There is always a ‘Kuzhebarian Funny Side’, even with facial blotches and diarrhoea.

    #2124
    FloveFlove
    Participant

    Dear Elf So’nSo

    May I ask your qualifications? Do you speak funny like the Cutie Snootie?

    Can you help me be a better person?

    Thanks, look forward to your reply

    A. ANONYMOUS

    #2125
    TracyTracy
    Participant

    Dear A. Nine Miles,

    The question of how to be better,
    Can not be described in a letter.
    It’s a magical thing,
    The result of a fling,
    Of a wet tarty nun getting wetter.

    I hope this helps.

    Khuzebar San

    #2126
    The SnootThe Snoot
    Participant

    The Snoot is glad to allow your understanding of the situation that is not so easy to understand given the different probabilities involved in this sin aqua nun…
    Thou shouldst open thy heart to the red juice of the red fruit of the redimensionality of the skull.
    The nuns are not a particularly dangerous kind of people in that they are just red and fining their own understanding of the process of the energy of their snoot.
    Each being has a snoot in it.
    Sand Snow also is snootified in being here for saww slang.

    Thou shouldst also watch the magpies as they are from the same tribe, though they act together.

    The Cutie Snootie extends to thy all its snootpreciation in the form of a Gibbon.

    Gibbon_.jpg

    #2127
    FloveFlove
    Participant

    :yahoo_rofl:

    You guys are hilarious!

    ahem :yahoo_nerd:

    I mean wise and profound

    yours always, Anoonymoose

    #2128
    TracyTracy
    Participant

    Dear Moon Papoose,

    There is nobody quite like the Snoot,
    Who is wise and witty and cute,
    But there’s nowt like a chuckle
    When one’s in a muckle
    One can’t beat a jolly good hoot.

    Kuzhebar San

    #2129
    AvatarJib
    Participant

    ;))

    #2130
    TracyTracy
    Participant

    Sweet Dreams, she said, Of tarts and buns
    Of wedding cakes and tarty nuns
    Of snoots and moose
    And moon papoose
    And mushrooms, monks and hot cross buns…..
    Sweet Dreams!

    Schnortz, The Kuzhebarian Laughing Monk
    :yahoo_sleepy: :yahoo_sleepy: :yahoo_sleepy: :yahoo_sleepy:

    #2131
    The SnootThe Snoot
    Participant

    ((fart))

    snoops! ;))

    #2132
    TracyTracy
    Participant
    #2133
    TracyTracy
    Participant

    The ancients of Kuzhebar knew
    How to travel through time, it’s true
    But that’s nothing new
    Limited to a few
    It’s something that all of us do

    #2134
    AvatarJib
    Participant

    Snoot says One have to let go of the shit in order to have room for more food :frog:

    #2135
    AvatarJib
    Participant

    And the Snoot said : What Armelle on?

    #2136
    TracyTracy
    Participant

    :yahoo_thumbsup:

    #4943
    AvatarJib
    Participant

    Ceci est un test de snooterie

    Tarlidaridoo
    in a bøttled dimension

    #5050
    EricEric
    Keymaster

    Dear Snoot,

    Snoot's frimousse

    It is a great pleasure to see your frimousse again. :yahoo_eyelashes:

    :yahoo_good_luck: :yahoo_good_luck: :yahoo_good_luck: :yahoo_good_luck: :yahoo_good_luck: :yahoo_good_luck:

    #5961
    The SnootThe Snoot
    Participant

    The Snoot is deconfined and fine, but not fined.

    Humans don’t get it, but Nature does.

    How can the Snoot serve poor Humans? :yahoo_praying: Snoot wonders.

    Hide and Seek, Snoot says.

    #5962
    prUneprUne
    Participant

    Dear Snoot,

    I have been wondering, have you been to Mars? How is it like?

    Do they have whales there?

    Your friend,

    Prune

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