Snooteries

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    AvatarJib
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    • #2121
      TracyTracy
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        To all our readers:

        El Sanso will be standing in for our dear Snoot, while he takes a much needed reality break.

        If you have any questions, dear readers, El Sanso will be happy to respond.

        :yahoo_chatterbox: :yahoo_thinking:

        #2122
        The SnootThe Snoot
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          In this thou art welcome.
          СПАСИБО!

          #2123
          TracyTracy
          Participant

            Well, El Sanso is obviously not as popular as Snoot!

            We (The Khuzebarian Sanso Gestalt) would, however, like to bring your attention to The Dance of the Red Fruits

            A traditional Kuzheban Laughing Ritual. There is always a ‘Kuzhebarian Funny Side’, even with facial blotches and diarrhoea.

            #2124
            F LoveF Love
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              Dear Elf So’nSo

              May I ask your qualifications? Do you speak funny like the Cutie Snootie?

              Can you help me be a better person?

              Thanks, look forward to your reply

              A. ANONYMOUS

              #2125
              TracyTracy
              Participant

                Dear A. Nine Miles,

                The question of how to be better,
                Can not be described in a letter.
                It’s a magical thing,
                The result of a fling,
                Of a wet tarty nun getting wetter.

                I hope this helps.

                Khuzebar San

                #2126
                The SnootThe Snoot
                Participant

                  The Snoot is glad to allow your understanding of the situation that is not so easy to understand given the different probabilities involved in this sin aqua nun…
                  Thou shouldst open thy heart to the red juice of the red fruit of the redimensionality of the skull.
                  The nuns are not a particularly dangerous kind of people in that they are just red and fining their own understanding of the process of the energy of their snoot.
                  Each being has a snoot in it.
                  Sand Snow also is snootified in being here for saww slang.

                  Thou shouldst also watch the magpies as they are from the same tribe, though they act together.

                  The Cutie Snootie extends to thy all its snootpreciation in the form of a Gibbon.

                  Gibbon_.jpg

                  #2127
                  F LoveF Love
                  Participant

                    :yahoo_rofl:

                    You guys are hilarious!

                    ahem :yahoo_nerd:

                    I mean wise and profound

                    yours always, Anoonymoose

                    #2128
                    TracyTracy
                    Participant

                      Dear Moon Papoose,

                      There is nobody quite like the Snoot,
                      Who is wise and witty and cute,
                      But there’s nowt like a chuckle
                      When one’s in a muckle
                      One can’t beat a jolly good hoot.

                      Kuzhebar San

                      #2129
                      AvatarJib
                      Participant

                        ;))

                        #2130
                        TracyTracy
                        Participant

                          Sweet Dreams, she said, Of tarts and buns
                          Of wedding cakes and tarty nuns
                          Of snoots and moose
                          And moon papoose
                          And mushrooms, monks and hot cross buns…..
                          Sweet Dreams!

                          Schnortz, The Kuzhebarian Laughing Monk
                          :yahoo_sleepy: :yahoo_sleepy: :yahoo_sleepy: :yahoo_sleepy:

                          #2131
                          The SnootThe Snoot
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                            ((fart))

                            snoops! ;))

                            #2132
                            TracyTracy
                            Participant
                              #2133
                              TracyTracy
                              Participant

                                The ancients of Kuzhebar knew
                                How to travel through time, it’s true
                                But that’s nothing new
                                Limited to a few
                                It’s something that all of us do

                                #2134
                                AvatarJib
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                                  Snoot says One have to let go of the shit in order to have room for more food :frog:

                                  #2135
                                  AvatarJib
                                  Participant

                                    And the Snoot said : What Armelle on?

                                    #2136
                                    TracyTracy
                                    Participant

                                      :yahoo_thumbsup:

                                      #4943
                                      AvatarJib
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                                        Ceci est un test de snooterie

                                        Tarlidaridoo
                                        in a bøttled dimension

                                        #5050
                                        ÉricÉric
                                        Keymaster

                                          Dear Snoot,

                                          Snoot's frimousse

                                          It is a great pleasure to see your frimousse again. :yahoo_eyelashes:

                                          :yahoo_good_luck: :yahoo_good_luck: :yahoo_good_luck: :yahoo_good_luck: :yahoo_good_luck: :yahoo_good_luck:

                                          #5961
                                          The SnootThe Snoot
                                          Participant

                                            The Snoot is deconfined and fine, but not fined.

                                            Humans don’t get it, but Nature does.

                                            How can the Snoot serve poor Humans? :yahoo_praying: Snoot wonders.

                                            Hide and Seek, Snoot says.

                                            #5962
                                            prUneprUne
                                            Participant

                                              Dear Snoot,

                                              I have been wondering, have you been to Mars? How is it like?

                                              Do they have whales there?

                                              Your friend,

                                              Prune

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