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To all our readers:
El Sanso will be standing in for our dear Snoot, while he takes a much needed reality break.
If you have any questions, dear readers, El Sanso will be happy to respond.
Well, El Sanso is obviously not as popular as Snoot!
We (The Khuzebarian Sanso Gestalt) would, however, like to bring your attention to The Dance of the Red Fruits
A traditional Kuzheban Laughing Ritual. There is always a ‘Kuzhebarian Funny Side’, even with facial blotches and diarrhoea.
Dear Elf So’nSo
May I ask your qualifications? Do you speak funny like the Cutie Snootie?
Can you help me be a better person?
Thanks, look forward to your reply
A. ANONYMOUS
Dear A. Nine Miles,
The question of how to be better,
Can not be described in a letter.
It’s a magical thing,
The result of a fling,
Of a wet tarty nun getting wetter.I hope this helps.
Khuzebar San
The Snoot is glad to allow your understanding of the situation that is not so easy to understand given the different probabilities involved in this sin aqua nun…
Thou shouldst open thy heart to the red juice of the red fruit of the redimensionality of the skull.
The nuns are not a particularly dangerous kind of people in that they are just red and fining their own understanding of the process of the energy of their snoot.
Each being has a snoot in it.
Sand Snow also is snootified in being here for saww slang.Thou shouldst also watch the magpies as they are from the same tribe, though they act together.
The Cutie Snootie extends to thy all its snootpreciation in the form of a Gibbon.
Dear Moon Papoose,
There is nobody quite like the Snoot,
Who is wise and witty and cute,
But there’s nowt like a chuckle
When one’s in a muckle
One can’t beat a jolly good hoot.Kuzhebar San
Sweet Dreams, she said, Of tarts and buns
Of wedding cakes and tarty nuns
Of snoots and moose
And moon papoose
And mushrooms, monks and hot cross buns…..
Sweet Dreams!Schnortz, The Kuzhebarian Laughing Monk
The ancients of Kuzhebar knew
How to travel through time, it’s true
But that’s nothing new
Limited to a few
It’s something that all of us doAnd the Snoot said : What Armelle on?
The Snoot is deconfined and fine, but not fined.
Humans don’t get it, but Nature does.
How can the Snoot serve poor Humans?
Snoot wonders.Hide and Seek, Snoot says.
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