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      From Tanganyika with Love

      continued

      With thanks to Mike Rushby.

      Mchewe Estate. 11th July 1931.

      Dearest Family,

      You say that you would like to know more about our neighbours. Well there is
      not much to tell. Kath Wood is very good about coming over to see me. I admire her
      very much because she is so capable as well as being attractive. She speaks very
      fluent Ki-Swahili and I envy her the way she can carry on a long conversation with the
      natives. I am very slow in learning the language possibly because Lamek and the
      houseboy both speak basic English.

      I have very little to do with the Africans apart from the house servants, but I do
      run a sort of clinic for the wives and children of our employees. The children suffer chiefly
      from sore eyes and worms, and the older ones often have bad ulcers on their legs. All
      farmers keep a stock of drugs and bandages.

      George also does a bit of surgery and last month sewed up the sole of the foot
      of a boy who had trodden on the blade of a panga, a sort of sword the Africans use for
      hacking down bush. He made an excellent job of it. George tells me that the Africans
      have wonderful powers of recuperation. Once in his bachelor days, one of his men was
      disembowelled by an elephant. George washed his “guts” in a weak solution of
      pot.permang, put them back in the cavity and sewed up the torn flesh and he
      recovered.

      But to get back to the neighbours. We see less of Hicky Wood than of Kath.
      Hicky can be charming but is often moody as I believe Irishmen often are.
      Major Jones is now at home on his shamba, which he leaves from time to time
      for temporary jobs on the district roads. He walks across fairly regularly and we are
      always glad to see him for he is a great bearer of news. In this part of Africa there is no
      knocking or ringing of doorbells. Front doors are always left open and visitors always
      welcome. When a visitor approaches a house he shouts “Hodi”, and the owner of the
      house yells “Karibu”, which I believe means “Come near” or approach, and tea is
      produced in a matter of minutes no matter what hour of the day it is.
      The road that passes all our farms is the only road to the Gold Diggings and
      diggers often drop in on the Woods and Major Jones and bring news of the Goldfields.
      This news is sometimes about gold but quite often about whose wife is living with
      whom. This is a great country for gossip.

      Major Jones now has his brother Llewyllen living with him. I drove across with
      George to be introduced to him. Llewyllen’s health is poor and he looks much older than
      his years and very like the portrait of Trader Horn. He has the same emaciated features,
      burning eyes and long beard. He is proud of his Welsh tenor voice and often bursts into
      song.

      Both brothers are excellent conversationalists and George enjoys walking over
      sometimes on a Sunday for a bit of masculine company. The other day when George
      walked across to visit the Joneses, he found both brothers in the shamba and Llew in a
      great rage. They had been stooping to inspect a water furrow when Llew backed into a
      hornets nest. One furious hornet stung him on the seat and another on the back of his
      neck. Llew leapt forward and somehow his false teeth shot out into the furrow and were
      carried along by the water. When George arrived Llew had retrieved his teeth but
      George swears that, in the commotion, the heavy leather leggings, which Llew always
      wears, had swivelled around on his thin legs and were calves to the front.
      George has heard that Major Jones is to sell pert of his land to his Swedish brother-in-law, Max Coster, so we will soon have another couple in the neighbourhood.

      I’ve had a bit of a pantomime here on the farm. On the day we went to Tukuyu,
      all our washing was stolen from the clothes line and also our new charcoal iron. George
      reported the matter to the police and they sent out a plain clothes policeman. He wears
      the long white Arab gown called a Kanzu much in vogue here amongst the African elite
      but, alas for secrecy, huge black police boots protrude from beneath the Kanzu and, to
      add to this revealing clue, the askari springs to attention and salutes each time I pass by.
      Not much hope of finding out the identity of the thief I fear.

      George’s furrow was entirely successful and we now have water running behind
      the kitchen. Our drinking water we get from a lovely little spring on the farm. We boil and
      filter it for safety’s sake. I don’t think that is necessary. The furrow water is used for
      washing pots and pans and for bath water.

      Lots of love,
      Eleanor

      Mchewe Estate. 8th. August 1931

      Dearest Family,

      I think it is about time I told you that we are going to have a baby. We are both
      thrilled about it. I have not seen a Doctor but feel very well and you are not to worry. I
      looked it up in my handbook for wives and reckon that the baby is due about February
      8th. next year.

      The announcement came from George, not me! I had been feeling queasy for
      days and was waiting for the right moment to tell George. You know. Soft lights and
      music etc. However when I was listlessly poking my food around one lunch time
      George enquired calmly, “When are you going to tell me about the baby?” Not at all
      according to the book! The problem is where to have the baby. February is a very wet
      month and the nearest Doctor is over 50 miles away at Tukuyu. I cannot go to stay at
      Tukuyu because there is no European accommodation at the hospital, no hotel and no
      friend with whom I could stay.

      George thinks I should go South to you but Capetown is so very far away and I
      love my little home here. Also George says he could not come all the way down with
      me as he simply must stay here and get the farm on its feet. He would drive me as far
      as the railway in Northern Rhodesia. It is a difficult decision to take. Write and tell me what
      you think.

      The days tick by quietly here. The servants are very willing but have to be
      supervised and even then a crisis can occur. Last Saturday I was feeling squeamish and
      decided not to have lunch. I lay reading on the couch whilst George sat down to a
      solitary curry lunch. Suddenly he gave an exclamation and pushed back his chair. I
      jumped up to see what was wrong and there, on his plate, gleaming in the curry gravy
      were small bits of broken glass. I hurried to the kitchen to confront Lamek with the plate.
      He explained that he had dropped the new and expensive bottle of curry powder on
      the brick floor of the kitchen. He did not tell me as he thought I would make a “shauri” so
      he simply scooped up the curry powder, removed the larger pieces of glass and used
      part of the powder for seasoning the lunch.

      The weather is getting warmer now. It was very cold in June and July and we had
      fires in the daytime as well as at night. Now that much of the land has been cleared we
      are able to go for pleasant walks in the weekends. My favourite spot is a waterfall on the
      Mchewe River just on the boundary of our land. There is a delightful little pool below the
      waterfall and one day George intends to stock it with trout.

      Now that there are more Europeans around to buy meat the natives find it worth
      their while to kill an occasional beast. Every now and again a native arrives with a large
      bowl of freshly killed beef for sale. One has no way of knowing whether the animal was
      healthy and the meat is often still warm and very bloody. I hated handling it at first but am
      becoming accustomed to it now and have even started a brine tub. There is no other
      way of keeping meat here and it can only be kept in its raw state for a few hours before
      going bad. One of the delicacies is the hump which all African cattle have. When corned
      it is like the best brisket.

      See what a housewife I am becoming.
      With much love,
      Eleanor.

      Mchewe Estate. Sept.6th. 1931

      Dearest Family,

      I have grown to love the life here and am sad to think I shall be leaving
      Tanganyika soon for several months. Yes I am coming down to have the baby in the
      bosom of the family. George thinks it best and so does the doctor. I didn’t mention it
      before but I have never recovered fully from the effects of that bad bout of malaria and
      so I have been persuaded to leave George and our home and go to the Cape, in the
      hope that I shall come back here as fit as when I first arrived in the country plus a really
      healthy and bouncing baby. I am torn two ways, I long to see you all – but how I would
      love to stay on here.

      George will drive me down to Northern Rhodesia in early October to catch a
      South bound train. I’ll telegraph the date of departure when I know it myself. The road is
      very, very bad and the car has been giving a good deal of trouble so, though the baby
      is not due until early February, George thinks it best to get the journey over soon as
      possible, for the rains break in November and the the roads will then be impassable. It
      may take us five or six days to reach Broken Hill as we will take it slowly. I am looking
      forward to the drive through new country and to camping out at night.
      Our days pass quietly by. George is out on the shamba most of the day. He
      goes out before breakfast on weekdays and spends most of the day working with the
      men – not only supervising but actually working with his hands and beating the labourers
      at their own jobs. He comes to the house for meals and tea breaks. I potter around the
      house and garden, sew, mend and read. Lamek continues to be a treasure. he turns out
      some surprising dishes. One of his specialities is stuffed chicken. He carefully skins the
      chicken removing all bones. He then minces all the chicken meat and adds minced onion
      and potatoes. He then stuffs the chicken skin with the minced meat and carefully sews it
      together again. The resulting dish is very filling because the boned chicken is twice the
      size of a normal one. It lies on its back as round as a football with bloated legs in the air.
      Rather repulsive to look at but Lamek is most proud of his accomplishment.
      The other day he produced another of his masterpieces – a cooked tortoise. It
      was served on a dish covered with parsley and crouched there sans shell but, only too
      obviously, a tortoise. I took one look and fled with heaving diaphragm, but George said
      it tasted quite good. He tells me that he has had queerer dishes produced by former
      cooks. He says that once in his hunting days his cook served up a skinned baby
      monkey with its hands folded on its breast. He says it would take a cannibal to eat that
      dish.

      And now for something sad. Poor old Llew died quite suddenly and it was a sad
      shock to this tiny community. We went across to the funeral and it was a very simple and
      dignified affair. Llew was buried on Joni’s farm in a grave dug by the farm boys. The
      body was wrapped in a blanket and bound to some boards and lowered into the
      ground. There was no service. The men just said “Good-bye Llew.” and “Sleep well
      Llew”, and things like that. Then Joni and his brother-in-law Max, and George shovelled
      soil over the body after which the grave was filled in by Joni’s shamba boys. It was a
      lovely bright afternoon and I thought how simple and sensible a funeral it was.
      I hope you will be glad to have me home. I bet Dad will be holding thumbs that
      the baby will be a girl.

      Very much love,
      Eleanor.

      Note
      “There are no letters to my family during the period of Sept. 1931 to June 1932
      because during these months I was living with my parents and sister in a suburb of
      Cape Town. I had hoped to return to Tanganyika by air with my baby soon after her
      birth in Feb.1932 but the doctor would not permit this.

      A month before my baby was born, a company called Imperial Airways, had
      started the first passenger service between South Africa and England. One of the night
      stops was at Mbeya near my husband’s coffee farm, and it was my intention to take the
      train to Broken Hill in Northern Rhodesia and to fly from there to Mbeya with my month
      old baby. In those days however, commercial flying was still a novelty and the doctor
      was not sure that flying at a high altitude might not have an adverse effect upon a young
      baby.

      He strongly advised me to wait until the baby was four months old and I did this
      though the long wait was very trying to my husband alone on our farm in Tanganyika,
      and to me, cherished though I was in my old home.

      My story, covering those nine long months is soon told. My husband drove me
      down from Mbeya to Broken Hill in NorthernRhodesia. The journey was tedious as the
      weather was very hot and dry and the road sandy and rutted, very different from the
      Great North road as it is today. The wooden wheel spokes of the car became so dry
      that they rattled and George had to bind wet rags around them. We had several
      punctures and with one thing and another I was lucky to catch the train.
      My parents were at Cape Town station to welcome me and I stayed
      comfortably with them, living very quietly, until my baby was born. She arrived exactly
      on the appointed day, Feb.8th.

      I wrote to my husband “Our Charmian Ann is a darling baby. She is very fair and
      rather pale and has the most exquisite hands, with long tapering fingers. Daddy
      absolutely dotes on her and so would you, if you were here. I can’t bear to think that you
      are so terribly far away. Although Ann was born exactly on the day, I was taken quite by
      surprise. It was awfully hot on the night before, and before going to bed I had a fancy for
      some water melon. The result was that when I woke in the early morning with labour
      pains and vomiting I thought it was just an attack of indigestion due to eating too much
      melon. The result was that I did not wake Marjorie until the pains were pretty frequent.
      She called our next door neighbour who, in his pyjamas, drove me to the nursing home
      at breakneck speed. The Matron was very peeved that I had left things so late but all
      went well and by nine o’clock, Mother, positively twittering with delight, was allowed to
      see me and her first granddaughter . She told me that poor Dad was in such a state of
      nerves that he was sick amongst the grapevines. He says that he could not bear to go
      through such an anxious time again, — so we will have to have our next eleven in
      Tanganyika!”

      The next four months passed rapidly as my time was taken up by the demands
      of my new baby. Dr. Trudy King’s method of rearing babies was then the vogue and I
      stuck fanatically to all the rules he laid down, to the intense exasperation of my parents
      who longed to cuddle the child.

      As the time of departure drew near my parents became more and more reluctant
      to allow me to face the journey alone with their adored grandchild, so my brother,
      Graham, very generously offered to escort us on the train to Broken Hill where he could
      put us on the plane for Mbeya.

      Eleanor Rushby

       

      Mchewe Estate. June 15th 1932

      Dearest Family,

      You’ll be glad to know that we arrived quite safe and sound and very, very
      happy to be home.The train Journey was uneventful. Ann slept nearly all the way.
      Graham was very kind and saw to everything. He even sat with the baby whilst I went
      to meals in the dining car.

      We were met at Broken Hill by the Thoms who had arranged accommodation for
      us at the hotel for the night. They also drove us to the aerodrome in the morning where
      the Airways agent told us that Ann is the first baby to travel by air on this section of the
      Cape to England route. The plane trip was very bumpy indeed especially between
      Broken Hill and Mpika. Everyone was ill including poor little Ann who sicked up her milk
      all over the front of my new coat. I arrived at Mbeya looking a sorry caricature of Radiant
      Motherhood. I must have been pale green and the baby was snow white. Under the
      circumstances it was a good thing that George did not meet us. We were met instead
      by Ken Menzies, the owner of the Mbeya Hotel where we spent the night. Ken was
      most fatherly and kind and a good nights rest restored Ann and me to our usual robust
      health.

      Mbeya has greatly changed. The hotel is now finished and can accommodate
      fifty guests. It consists of a large main building housing a large bar and dining room and
      offices and a number of small cottage bedrooms. It even has electric light. There are
      several buildings out at the aerodrome and private houses going up in Mbeya.
      After breakfast Ken Menzies drove us out to the farm where we had a warm
      welcome from George, who looks well but rather thin. The house was spotless and the
      new cook, Abel, had made light scones for tea. George had prepared all sorts of lovely
      surprises. There is a new reed ceiling in the living room and a new dresser gay with
      willow pattern plates which he had ordered from England. There is also a writing table
      and a square table by the door for visitors hats. More personal is a lovely model ship
      which George assembled from one of those Hobbie’s kits. It puts the finishing touch to
      the rather old world air of our living room.

      In the bedroom there is a large double bed which George made himself. It has
      strips of old car tyres nailed to a frame which makes a fine springy mattress and on top
      of this is a thick mattress of kapok.In the kitchen there is a good wood stove which
      George salvaged from a Mission dump. It looks a bit battered but works very well. The
      new cook is excellent. The only blight is that he will wear rubber soled tennis shoes and
      they smell awful. I daren’t hurt his feelings by pointing this out though. Opposite the
      kitchen is a new laundry building containing a forty gallon hot water drum and a sink for
      washing up. Lovely!

      George has been working very hard. He now has forty acres of coffee seedlings
      planted out and has also found time to plant a rose garden and fruit trees. There are
      orange and peach trees, tree tomatoes, paw paws, guavas and berries. He absolutely
      adores Ann who has been very good and does not seem at all unsettled by the long
      journey.

      It is absolutely heavenly to be back and I shall be happier than ever now that I
      have a baby to play with during the long hours when George is busy on the farm,
      Thank you for all your love and care during the many months I was with you. Ann
      sends a special bubble for granddad.

      Your very loving,
      Eleanor.

      Mchewe Estate Mbeya July 18th 1932

      Dearest Family,

      Ann at five months is enchanting. She is a very good baby, smiles readily and is
      gaining weight steadily. She doesn’t sleep much during the day but that does not
      matter, because, apart from washing her little things, I have nothing to do but attend to
      her. She sleeps very well at night which is a blessing as George has to get up very
      early to start work on the shamba and needs a good nights rest.
      My nights are not so good, because we are having a plague of rats which frisk
      around in the bedroom at night. Great big ones that come up out of the long grass in the
      gorge beside the house and make cosy homes on our reed ceiling and in the thatch of
      the roof.

      We always have a night light burning so that, if necessary, I can attend to Ann
      with a minimum of fuss, and the things I see in that dim light! There are gaps between
      the reeds and one night I heard, plop! and there, before my horrified gaze, lay a newly
      born hairless baby rat on the floor by the bed, plop, plop! and there lay two more.
      Quite dead, poor things – but what a careless mother.

      I have also seen rats scampering around on the tops of the mosquito nets and
      sometimes we have them on our bed. They have a lovely game. They swarm down
      the cord from which the mosquito net is suspended, leap onto the bed and onto the
      floor. We do not have our net down now the cold season is here and there are few
      mosquitoes.

      Last week a rat crept under Ann’s net which hung to the floor and bit her little
      finger, so now I tuck the net in under the mattress though it makes it difficult for me to
      attend to her at night. We shall have to get a cat somewhere. Ann’s pram has not yet
      arrived so George carries her when we go walking – to her great content.
      The native women around here are most interested in Ann. They come to see
      her, bearing small gifts, and usually bring a child or two with them. They admire my child
      and I admire theirs and there is an exchange of gifts. They produce a couple of eggs or
      a few bananas or perhaps a skinny fowl and I hand over sugar, salt or soap as they
      value these commodities. The most lavish gift went to the wife of Thomas our headman,
      who produced twin daughters in the same week as I had Ann.

      Our neighbours have all been across to welcome me back and to admire the
      baby. These include Marion Coster who came out to join her husband whilst I was in
      South Africa. The two Hickson-Wood children came over on a fat old white donkey.
      They made a pretty picture sitting astride, one behind the other – Maureen with her arms
      around small Michael’s waist. A native toto led the donkey and the children’ s ayah
      walked beside it.

      It is quite cold here now but the sun is bright and the air dry. The whole
      countryside is beautifully green and we are a very happy little family.

      Lots and lots of love,
      Eleanor.

      Mchewe Estate August 11th 1932

      Dearest Family,

      George has been very unwell for the past week. He had a nasty gash on his
      knee which went septic. He had a swelling in the groin and a high temperature and could
      not sleep at night for the pain in his leg. Ann was very wakeful too during the same
      period, I think she is teething. I luckily have kept fit though rather harassed. Yesterday the
      leg looked so inflamed that George decided to open up the wound himself. he made
      quite a big cut in exactly the right place. You should have seen the blackish puss
      pouring out.

      After he had thoroughly cleaned the wound George sewed it up himself. he has
      the proper surgical needles and gut. He held the cut together with his left hand and
      pushed the needle through the flesh with his right. I pulled the needle out and passed it
      to George for the next stitch. I doubt whether a surgeon could have made a neater job
      of it. He is still confined to the couch but today his temperature is normal. Some
      husband!

      The previous week was hectic in another way. We had a visit from lions! George
      and I were having supper about 8.30 on Tuesday night when the back verandah was
      suddenly invaded by women and children from the servants quarters behind the kitchen.
      They were all yelling “Simba, Simba.” – simba means lions. The door opened suddenly
      and the houseboy rushed in to say that there were lions at the huts. George got up
      swiftly, fetched gun and ammunition from the bedroom and with the houseboy carrying
      the lamp, went off to investigate. I remained at the table, carrying on with my supper as I
      felt a pioneer’s wife should! Suddenly something big leapt through the open window
      behind me. You can imagine what I thought! I know now that it is quite true to say one’s
      hair rises when one is scared. However it was only Kelly, our huge Irish wolfhound,
      taking cover.

      George returned quite soon to say that apparently the commotion made by the
      women and children had frightened the lions off. He found their tracks in the soft earth
      round the huts and a bag of maize that had been playfully torn open but the lions had
      moved on.

      Next day we heard that they had moved to Hickson-Wood’s shamba. Hicky
      came across to say that the lions had jumped over the wall of his cattle boma and killed
      both his white Muskat riding donkeys.
      He and a friend sat up all next night over the remains but the lions did not return to
      the kill.

      Apart from the little set back last week, Ann is blooming. She has a cap of very
      fine fair hair and clear blue eyes under straight brow. She also has lovely dimples in both
      cheeks. We are very proud of her.

      Our neighbours are picking coffee but the crops are small and the price is low. I
      am amazed that they are so optimistic about the future. No one in these parts ever
      seems to grouse though all are living on capital. They all say “Well if the worst happens
      we can always go up to the Lupa Diggings.”

      Don’t worry about us, we have enough to tide us over for some time yet.

      Much love to all,
      Eleanor.

      Mchewe Estate. 28th Sept. 1932

      Dearest Family,

      News! News! I’m going to have another baby. George and I are delighted and I
      hope it will be a boy this time. I shall be able to have him at Mbeya because things are
      rapidly changing here. Several German families have moved to Mbeya including a
      German doctor who means to build a hospital there. I expect he will make a very good
      living because there must now be some hundreds of Europeans within a hundred miles
      radius of Mbeya. The Europeans are mostly British or German but there are also
      Greeks and, I believe, several other nationalities are represented on the Lupa Diggings.
      Ann is blooming and developing according to the Book except that she has no
      teeth yet! Kath Hickson-Wood has given her a very nice high chair and now she has
      breakfast and lunch at the table with us. Everything within reach goes on the floor to her
      amusement and my exasperation!

      You ask whether we have any Church of England missionaries in our part. No we
      haven’t though there are Lutheran and Roman Catholic Missions. I have never even
      heard of a visiting Church of England Clergyman to these parts though there are babies
      in plenty who have not been baptised. Jolly good thing I had Ann Christened down
      there.

      The R.C. priests in this area are called White Fathers. They all have beards and
      wear white cassocks and sun helmets. One, called Father Keiling, calls around frequently.
      Though none of us in this area is Catholic we take it in turn to put him up for the night. The
      Catholic Fathers in their turn are most hospitable to travellers regardless of their beliefs.
      Rather a sad thing has happened. Lucas our old chicken-boy is dead. I shall miss
      his toothy smile. George went to the funeral and fired two farewell shots from his rifle
      over the grave – a gesture much appreciated by the locals. Lucas in his day was a good
      hunter.

      Several of the locals own muzzle loading guns but the majority hunt with dogs
      and spears. The dogs wear bells which make an attractive jingle but I cannot bear the
      idea of small antelope being run down until they are exhausted before being clubbed of
      stabbed to death. We seldom eat venison as George does not care to shoot buck.
      Recently though, he shot an eland and Abel rendered down the fat which is excellent for
      cooking and very like beef fat.

      Much love to all,
      Eleanor.

      Mchewe Estate. P.O.Mbeya 21st November 1932

      Dearest Family,

      George has gone off to the Lupa for a week with John Molteno. John came up
      here with the idea of buying a coffee farm but he has changed his mind and now thinks of
      staking some claims on the diggings and also setting up as a gold buyer.

      Did I tell you about his arrival here? John and George did some elephant hunting
      together in French Equatorial Africa and when John heard that George had married and
      settled in Tanganyika, he also decided to come up here. He drove up from Cape Town
      in a Baby Austin and arrived just as our labourers were going home for the day. The little
      car stopped half way up our hill and John got out to investigate. You should have heard
      the astonished exclamations when John got out – all 6 ft 5 ins. of him! He towered over
      the little car and even to me it seemed impossible for him to have made the long
      journey in so tiny a car.

      Kath Wood has been over several times lately. She is slim and looks so right in
      the shirt and corduroy slacks she almost always wears. She was here yesterday when
      the shamba boy, digging in the front garden, unearthed a large earthenware cooking pot,
      sealed at the top. I was greatly excited and had an instant mental image of fabulous
      wealth. We made the boy bring the pot carefully on to the verandah and opened it in
      happy anticipation. What do you think was inside? Nothing but a grinning skull! Such a
      treat for a pregnant female.

      We have a tree growing here that had lovely straight branches covered by a
      smooth bark. I got the garden boy to cut several of these branches of a uniform size,
      peeled off the bark and have made Ann a playpen with the poles which are much like
      broom sticks. Now I can leave her unattended when I do my chores. The other morning
      after breakfast I put Ann in her playpen on the verandah and gave her a piece of toast
      and honey to keep her quiet whilst I laundered a few of her things. When I looked out a
      little later I was horrified to see a number of bees buzzing around her head whilst she
      placidly concentrated on her toast. I made a rapid foray and rescued her but I still don’t
      know whether that was the thing to do.

      We all send our love,
      Eleanor.

      Mbeya Hospital. April 25th. 1933

      Dearest Family,

      Here I am, installed at the very new hospital, built by Dr Eckhardt, awaiting the
      arrival of the new baby. George has gone back to the farm on foot but will walk in again
      to spend the weekend with us. Ann is with me and enjoys the novelty of playing with
      other children. The Eckhardts have two, a pretty little girl of two and a half and a very fair
      roly poly boy of Ann’s age. Ann at fourteen months is very active. She is quite a little girl
      now with lovely dimples. She walks well but is backward in teething.

      George, Ann and I had a couple of days together at the hotel before I moved in
      here and several of the local women visited me and have promised to visit me in
      hospital. The trip from farm to town was very entertaining if not very comfortable. There
      is ten miles of very rough road between our farm and Utengule Mission and beyond the
      Mission there is a fair thirteen or fourteen mile road to Mbeya.

      As we have no car now the doctor’s wife offered to drive us from the Mission to
      Mbeya but she would not risk her car on the road between the Mission and our farm.
      The upshot was that I rode in the Hickson-Woods machila for that ten mile stretch. The
      machila is a canopied hammock, slung from a bamboo pole, in which I reclined, not too
      comfortably in my unwieldy state, with Ann beside me or sometime straddling me. Four
      of our farm boys carried the machila on their shoulders, two fore and two aft. The relief
      bearers walked on either side. There must have been a dozen in all and they sang a sort
      of sea shanty song as they walked. One man would sing a verse and the others took up
      the chorus. They often improvise as they go. They moaned about my weight (at least
      George said so! I don’t follow Ki-Swahili well yet) and expressed the hope that I would
      have a son and that George would reward them handsomely.

      George and Kelly, the dog, followed close behind the machila and behind
      George came Abel our cook and his wife and small daughter Annalie, all in their best
      attire. The cook wore a palm beach suit, large Terai hat and sunglasses and two colour
      shoes and quite lent a tone to the proceedings! Right at the back came the rag tag and
      bobtail who joined the procession just for fun.

      Mrs Eckhardt was already awaiting us at the Mission when we arrived and we had
      an uneventful trip to the Mbeya Hotel.

      During my last week at the farm I felt very tired and engaged the cook’s small
      daughter, Annalie, to amuse Ann for an hour after lunch so that I could have a rest. They
      played in the small verandah room which adjoins our bedroom and where I keep all my
      sewing materials. One afternoon I was startled by a scream from Ann. I rushed to the
      room and found Ann with blood steaming from her cheek. Annalie knelt beside her,
      looking startled and frightened, with my embroidery scissors in her hand. She had cut off
      half of the long curling golden lashes on one of Ann’s eyelids and, in trying to finish the
      job, had cut off a triangular flap of skin off Ann’s cheek bone.

      I called Abel, the cook, and demanded that he should chastise his daughter there and
      then and I soon heard loud shrieks from behind the kitchen. He spanked her with a
      bamboo switch but I am sure not as well as she deserved. Africans are very tolerant
      towards their children though I have seen husbands and wives fighting furiously.
      I feel very well but long to have the confinement over.

      Very much love,
      Eleanor.

      Mbeya Hospital. 2nd May 1933.

      Dearest Family,

      Little George arrived at 7.30 pm on Saturday evening 29 th. April. George was
      with me at the time as he had walked in from the farm for news, and what a wonderful bit
      of luck that was. The doctor was away on a case on the Diggings and I was bathing Ann
      with George looking on, when the pains started. George dried Ann and gave her
      supper and put her to bed. Afterwards he sat on the steps outside my room and a
      great comfort it was to know that he was there.

      The confinement was short but pretty hectic. The Doctor returned to the Hospital
      just in time to deliver the baby. He is a grand little boy, beautifully proportioned. The
      doctor says he has never seen a better formed baby. He is however rather funny
      looking just now as his head is, very temporarily, egg shaped. He has a shock of black
      silky hair like a gollywog and believe it or not, he has a slight black moustache.
      George came in, looked at the baby, looked at me, and we both burst out
      laughing. The doctor was shocked and said so. He has no sense of humour and couldn’t
      understand that we, though bursting with pride in our son, could never the less laugh at
      him.

      Friends in Mbeya have sent me the most gorgeous flowers and my room is
      transformed with delphiniums, roses and carnations. The room would be very austere
      without the flowers. Curtains, bedspread and enamelware, walls and ceiling are all
      snowy white.

      George hired a car and took Ann home next day. I have little George for
      company during the day but he is removed at night. I am longing to get him home and
      away from the German nurse who feeds him on black tea when he cries. She insists that
      tea is a medicine and good for him.

      Much love from a proud mother of two.
      Eleanor.

      Mchewe Estate 12May 1933

      Dearest Family,

      We are all together at home again and how lovely it feels. Even the house
      servants seem pleased. The boy had decorated the lounge with sprays of
      bougainvillaea and Abel had backed one of his good sponge cakes.

      Ann looked fat and rosy but at first was only moderately interested in me and the
      new baby but she soon thawed. George is good with her and will continue to dress Ann
      in the mornings and put her to bed until I am satisfied with Georgie.

      He, poor mite, has a nasty rash on face and neck. I am sure it is just due to that
      tea the nurse used to give him at night. He has lost his moustache and is fast loosing his
      wild black hair and emerging as quite a handsome babe. He is a very masculine looking
      infant with much more strongly marked eyebrows and a larger nose that Ann had. He is
      very good and lies quietly in his basket even when awake.

      George has been making a hatching box for brown trout ova and has set it up in
      a small clear stream fed by a spring in readiness for the ova which is expected from
      South Africa by next weeks plane. Some keen fishermen from Mbeya and the District
      have clubbed together to buy the ova. The fingerlings are later to be transferred to
      streams in Mbeya and Tukuyu Districts.

      I shall now have my hands full with the two babies and will not have much time for the
      garden, or I fear, for writing very long letters. Remember though, that no matter how
      large my family becomes, I shall always love you as much as ever.

      Your affectionate,
      Eleanor.

      Mchewe Estate. 14th June 1933

      Dearest Family,

      The four of us are all well but alas we have lost our dear Kelly. He was rather a
      silly dog really, although he grew so big he retained all his puppy ways but we were all
      very fond of him, especially George because Kelly attached himself to George whilst I
      was away having Ann and from that time on he was George’s shadow. I think he had
      some form of biliary fever. He died stretched out on the living room couch late last night,
      with George sitting beside him so that he would not feel alone.

      The children are growing fast. Georgie is a darling. He now has a fluff of pale
      brown hair and his eyes are large and dark brown. Ann is very plump and fair.
      We have had several visitors lately. Apart from neighbours, a car load of diggers
      arrived one night and John Molteno and his bride were here. She is a very attractive girl
      but, I should say, more suited to life in civilisation than in this back of beyond. She has
      gone out to the diggings with her husband and will have to walk a good stretch of the fifty
      or so miles.

      The diggers had to sleep in the living room on the couch and on hastily erected
      camp beds. They arrived late at night and left after breakfast next day. One had half a
      beard, the other side of his face had been forcibly shaved in the bar the night before.

      your affectionate,
      Eleanor

      Mchewe Estate. August 10 th. 1933

      Dearest Family,

      George is away on safari with two Indian Army officers. The money he will get for
      his services will be very welcome because this coffee growing is a slow business, and
      our capitol is rapidly melting away. The job of acting as White Hunter was unexpected
      or George would not have taken on the job of hatching the ova which duly arrived from
      South Africa.

      George and the District Commissioner, David Pollock, went to meet the plane
      by which the ova had been consigned but the pilot knew nothing about the package. It
      came to light in the mail bag with the parcels! However the ova came to no harm. David
      Pollock and George brought the parcel to the farm and carefully transferred the ova to
      the hatching box. It was interesting to watch the tiny fry hatch out – a process which took
      several days. Many died in the process and George removed the dead by sucking
      them up in a glass tube.

      When hatched, the tiny fry were fed on ant eggs collected by the boys. I had to
      take over the job of feeding and removing the dead when George left on safari. The fry
      have to be fed every four hours, like the baby, so each time I have fed Georgie. I hurry
      down to feed the trout.

      The children are very good but keep me busy. Ann can now say several words
      and understands more. She adores Georgie. I long to show them off to you.

      Very much love
      Eleanor.

      Mchewe Estate. October 27th 1933

      Dear Family,

      All just over flu. George and Ann were very poorly. I did not fare so badly and
      Georgie came off best. He is on a bottle now.

      There was some excitement here last Wednesday morning. At 6.30 am. I called
      for boiling water to make Georgie’s food. No water arrived but muffled shouting and the
      sound of blows came from the kitchen. I went to investigate and found a fierce fight in
      progress between the house boy and the kitchen boy. In my efforts to make them stop
      fighting I went too close and got a sharp bang on the mouth with the edge of an
      enamelled plate the kitchen boy was using as a weapon. My teeth cut my lip inside and
      the plate cut it outside and blood flowed from mouth to chin. The boys were petrified.
      By the time I had fed Georgie the lip was stiff and swollen. George went in wrath
      to the kitchen and by breakfast time both house boy and kitchen boy had swollen faces
      too. Since then I have a kettle of boiling water to hand almost before the words are out
      of my mouth. I must say that the fight was because the house boy had clouted the
      kitchen boy for keeping me waiting! In this land of piece work it is the job of the kitchen
      boy to light the fire and boil the kettle but the houseboy’s job to carry the kettle to me.
      I have seen little of Kath Wood or Marion Coster for the past two months. Major
      Jones is the neighbour who calls most regularly. He has a wireless set and calls on all of
      us to keep us up to date with world as well as local news. He often brings oranges for
      Ann who adores him. He is a very nice person but no oil painting and makes no effort to
      entertain Ann but she thinks he is fine. Perhaps his monocle appeals to her.

      George has bought a six foot long galvanised bath which is a great improvement
      on the smaller oval one we have used until now. The smaller one had grown battered
      from much use and leaks like a sieve. Fortunately our bathroom has a cement floor,
      because one had to fill the bath to the brim and then bath extremely quickly to avoid
      being left high and dry.

      Lots and lots of love,
      Eleanor.

      Mchewe Estate. P.O. Mbeya 1st December 1933

      Dearest Family,

      Ann has not been well. We think she has had malaria. She has grown a good
      deal lately and looks much thinner and rather pale. Georgie is thriving and has such
      sparkling brown eyes and a ready smile. He and Ann make a charming pair, one so fair
      and the other dark.

      The Moltenos’ spent a few days here and took Georgie and me to Mbeya so
      that Georgie could be vaccinated. However it was an unsatisfactory trip because the
      doctor had no vaccine.

      George went to the Lupa with the Moltenos and returned to the farm in their Baby
      Austin which they have lent to us for a week. This was to enable me to go to Mbeya to
      have a couple of teeth filled by a visiting dentist.

      We went to Mbeya in the car on Saturday. It was quite a squash with the four of
      us on the front seat of the tiny car. Once George grabbed the babies foot instead of the
      gear knob! We had Georgie vaccinated at the hospital and then went to the hotel where
      the dentist was installed. Mr Dare, the dentist, had few instruments and they were very
      tarnished. I sat uncomfortably on a kitchen chair whilst he tinkered with my teeth. He filled
      three but two of the fillings came out that night. This meant another trip to Mbeya in the
      Baby Austin but this time they seem all right.

      The weather is very hot and dry and the garden a mess. We are having trouble
      with the young coffee trees too. Cut worms are killing off seedlings in the nursery and
      there is a borer beetle in the planted out coffee.

      George bought a large grey donkey from some wandering Masai and we hope
      the children will enjoy riding it later on.

      Very much love,
      Eleanor.

      Mchewe Estate. 14th February 1934.

      Dearest Family,

      You will be sorry to hear that little Ann has been very ill, indeed we were terribly
      afraid that we were going to lose her. She enjoyed her birthday on the 8th. All the toys
      you, and her English granny, sent were unwrapped with such delight. However next
      day she seemed listless and a bit feverish so I tucked her up in bed after lunch. I dosed
      her with quinine and aspirin and she slept fitfully. At about eleven o’clock I was
      awakened by a strange little cry. I turned up the night light and was horrified to see that
      Ann was in a convulsion. I awakened George who, as always in an emergency, was
      perfectly calm and practical. He filled the small bath with very warm water and emersed
      Ann in it, placing a cold wet cloth on her head. We then wrapped her in blankets and
      gave her an enema and she settled down to sleep. A few hours later we had the same
      thing over again.

      At first light we sent a runner to Mbeya to fetch the doctor but waited all day in
      vain and in the evening the runner returned to say that the doctor had gone to a case on
      the diggings. Ann had been feverish all day with two or three convulsions. Neither
      George or I wished to leave the bedroom, but there was Georgie to consider, and in
      the afternoon I took him out in the garden for a while whilst George sat with Ann.
      That night we both sat up all night and again Ann had those wretched attacks of
      convulsions. George and I were worn out with anxiety by the time the doctor arrived the
      next afternoon. Ann had not been able to keep down any quinine and had had only
      small sips of water since the onset of the attack.

      The doctor at once diagnosed the trouble as malaria aggravated by teething.
      George held Ann whilst the Doctor gave her an injection. At the first attempt the needle
      bent into a bow, George was furious! The second attempt worked and after a few hours
      Ann’s temperature dropped and though she was ill for two days afterwards she is now
      up and about. She has also cut the last of her baby teeth, thank God. She looks thin and
      white, but should soon pick up. It has all been a great strain to both of us. Georgie
      behaved like an angel throughout. He played happily in his cot and did not seem to
      sense any tension as people say, babies do. Our baby was cheerful and not at all
      subdued.

      This is the rainy season and it is a good thing that some work has been done on
      our road or the doctor might not have got through.

      Much love to all,
      Eleanor.

      Mchewe Estate. 1st October 1934

      Dearest Family,

      We are all well now, thank goodness, but last week Georgie gave us such a
      fright. I was sitting on the verandah, busy with some sewing and not watching Ann and
      Georgie, who were trying to reach a bunch of bananas which hung on a rope from a
      beam of the verandah. Suddenly I heard a crash, Georgie had fallen backward over the
      edge of the verandah and hit the back of his head on the edge of the brick furrow which
      carries away the rainwater. He lay flat on his back with his arms spread out and did not
      move or cry. When I picked him up he gave a little whimper, I carried him to his cot and
      bathed his face and soon he began sitting up and appeared quite normal. The trouble
      began after he had vomited up his lunch. He began to whimper and bang his head
      against the cot.

      George and I were very worried because we have no transport so we could not
      take Georgie to the doctor and we could not bear to go through again what we had gone
      through with Ann earlier in the year. Then, in the late afternoon, a miracle happened. Two
      men George hardly knew, and complete strangers to me, called in on their way from the
      diggings to Mbeya and they kindly drove Georgie and me to the hospital. The Doctor
      allowed me to stay with Georgie and we spent five days there. Luckily he responded to
      treatment and is now as alive as ever. Children do put years on one!

      There is nothing much else to report. We have a new vegetable garden which is
      doing well but the earth here is strange. Gardens seem to do well for two years but by
      that time the soil is exhausted and one must move the garden somewhere else. The
      coffee looks well but it will be another year before we can expect even a few bags of
      coffee and prices are still low. Anyway by next year George should have some good
      return for all his hard work.

      Lots of love,
      Eleanor.

      Mchewe Estate. November 4th 1934

      Dearest Family,

      George is home from his White Hunting safari looking very sunburnt and well.
      The elderly American, who was his client this time, called in here at the farm to meet me
      and the children. It is amazing what spirit these old lads have! This one looked as though
      he should be thinking in terms of slippers and an armchair but no, he thinks in terms of
      high powered rifles with telescopic sights.

      It is lovely being together again and the children are delighted to have their Dad
      home. Things are always exciting when George is around. The day after his return
      George said at breakfast, “We can’t go on like this. You and the kids never get off the
      shamba. We’ll simply have to get a car.” You should have heard the excitement. “Get a
      car Daddy?’” cried Ann jumping in her chair so that her plaits bounced. “Get a car
      Daddy?” echoed Georgie his brown eyes sparkling. “A car,” said I startled, “However
      can we afford one?”

      “Well,” said George, “on my way back from Safari I heard that a car is to be sold
      this week at the Tukuyu Court, diseased estate or bankruptcy or something, I might get it
      cheap and it is an A.C.” The name meant nothing to me, but George explained that an
      A.C. is first cousin to a Rolls Royce.

      So off he went to the sale and next day the children and I listened all afternoon for
      the sound of an approaching car. We had many false alarms but, towards evening we
      heard what appeared to be the roar of an aeroplane engine. It was the A.C. roaring her
      way up our steep hill with a long plume of steam waving gaily above her radiator.
      Out jumped my beaming husband and in no time at all, he was showing off her
      points to an admiring family. Her lines are faultless and seats though worn are most
      comfortable. She has a most elegant air so what does it matter that the radiator leaks like
      a sieve, her exhaust pipe has broken off, her tyres are worn almost to the canvas and
      she has no windscreen. She goes, and she cost only five pounds.

      Next afternoon George, the kids and I piled into the car and drove along the road
      on lookout for guinea fowl. All went well on the outward journey but on the homeward
      one the poor A.C. simply gasped and died. So I carried the shot gun and George
      carried both children and we trailed sadly home. This morning George went with a bunch
      of farmhands and brought her home. Truly temperamental, she came home literally
      under her own steam.

      George now plans to get a second hand engine and radiator for her but it won’t
      be an A.C. engine. I think she is the only one of her kind in the country.
      I am delighted to hear, dad, that you are sending a bridle for Joseph for
      Christmas. I am busy making a saddle out of an old piece of tent canvas stuffed with
      kapok, some webbing and some old rug straps. A car and a riding donkey! We’re
      definitely carriage folk now.

      Lots of love to all,
      Eleanor.

      Mchewe Estate. 28th December 1934

      Dearest Family,

      Thank you for the wonderful Christmas parcel. My frock is a splendid fit. George
      declares that no one can knit socks like Mummy and the children love their toys and new
      clothes.

      Joseph, the donkey, took his bit with an air of bored resignation and Ann now
      rides proudly on his back. Joseph is a big strong animal with the looks and disposition of
      a mule. he will not go at all unless a native ‘toto’ walks before him and when he does go
      he wears a pained expression as though he were carrying fourteen stone instead of
      Ann’s fly weight. I walk beside the donkey carrying Georgie and our cat, ‘Skinny Winnie’,
      follows behind. Quite a cavalcade. The other day I got so exasperated with Joseph that
      I took Ann off and I got on. Joseph tottered a few paces and sat down! to the huge
      delight of our farm labourers who were going home from work. Anyway, one good thing,
      the donkey is so lazy that there is little chance of him bolting with Ann.

      The Moltenos spent Christmas with us and left for the Lupa Diggings yesterday.
      They arrived on the 22nd. with gifts for the children and chocolates and beer. That very
      afternoon George and John Molteno left for Ivuna, near Lake Ruckwa, to shoot some
      guinea fowl and perhaps a goose for our Christmas dinner. We expected the menfolk
      back on Christmas Eve and Anne and I spent a busy day making mince pies and
      sausage rolls. Why I don’t know, because I am sure Abel could have made them better.
      We decorated the Christmas tree and sat up very late but no husbands turned up.
      Christmas day passed but still no husbands came. Anne, like me, is expecting a baby
      and we both felt pretty forlorn and cross. Anne was certain that they had been caught up
      in a party somewhere and had forgotten all about us and I must say when Boxing Day
      went by and still George and John did not show up I felt ready to agree with her.
      They turned up towards evening and explained that on the homeward trip the car
      had bogged down in the mud and that they had spent a miserable Christmas. Anne
      refused to believe their story so George, to prove their case, got the game bag and
      tipped the contents on to the dining room table. Out fell several guinea fowl, long past
      being edible, followed by a large goose so high that it was green and blue where all the
      feathers had rotted off.

      The stench was too much for two pregnant girls. I shot out of the front door
      closely followed by Anne and we were both sick in the garden.

      I could not face food that evening but Anne is made of stronger stuff and ate her
      belated Christmas dinner with relish.

      I am looking forward enormously to having Marjorie here with us. She will be able
      to carry back to you an eyewitness account of our home and way of life.

      Much love to you all,
      Eleanor.

      Mchewe Estate. 5th January 1935

      Dearest Family,

      You cannot imagine how lovely it is to have Marjorie here. She came just in time
      because I have had pernicious vomiting and have lost a great deal of weight and she
      took charge of the children and made me spend three days in hospital having treatment.
      George took me to the hospital on the afternoon of New Years Eve and decided
      to spend the night at the hotel and join in the New Years Eve celebrations. I had several
      visitors at the hospital that evening and George actually managed to get some imported
      grapes for me. He returned to the farm next morning and fetched me from the hospital
      four days later. Of course the old A.C. just had to play up. About half way home the
      back axle gave in and we had to send a passing native some miles back to a place
      called Mbalizi to hire a lorry from a Greek trader to tow us home to the farm.
      The children looked well and were full of beans. I think Marjorie was thankful to
      hand them over to me. She is delighted with Ann’s motherly little ways but Georgie she
      calls “a really wild child”. He isn’t, just has such an astonishing amount of energy and is
      always up to mischief. Marjorie brought us all lovely presents. I am so thrilled with my
      sewing machine. It may be an old model but it sews marvellously. We now have an
      Alsatian pup as well as Joseph the donkey and the two cats.

      Marjorie had a midnight encounter with Joseph which gave her quite a shock but
      we had a good laugh about it next day. Some months ago George replaced our wattle
      and daub outside pit lavatory by a substantial brick one, so large that Joseph is being
      temporarily stabled in it at night. We neglected to warn Marj about this and one night,
      storm lamp in hand, she opened the door and Joseph walked out braying his thanks.
      I am afraid Marjorie is having a quiet time, a shame when the journey from Cape
      Town is so expensive. The doctor has told me to rest as much as I can, so it is
      impossible for us to take Marj on sight seeing trips.

      I hate to think that she will be leaving in ten days time.

      Much love,
      Eleanor.

      Mchewe Estate. 18th February 1935

      Dearest Family,

      You must be able to visualise our life here quite well now that Marj is back and
      has no doubt filled in all the details I forget to mention in my letters. What a journey we
      had in the A.C. when we took her to the plane. George, the children and I sat in front and
      Marj sat behind with numerous four gallon tins of water for the insatiable radiator. It was
      raining and the canvas hood was up but part of the side flaps are missing and as there is
      no glass in the windscreen the rain blew in on us. George got fed up with constantly
      removing the hot radiator cap so simply stuffed a bit of rag in instead. When enough
      steam had built up in the radiator behind the rag it blew out and we started all over again.
      The car still roars like an aeroplane engine and yet has little power so that George sent
      gangs of boys to the steep hills between the farm and the Mission to give us a push if
      necessary. Fortunately this time it was not, and the boys cheered us on our way. We
      needed their help on the homeward journey however.

      George has now bought an old Chev engine which he means to install before I
      have to go to hospital to have my new baby. It will be quite an engineering feet as
      George has few tools.

      I am sorry to say that I am still not well, something to do with kidneys or bladder.
      George bought me some pills from one of the several small shops which have opened
      in Mbeya and Ann is most interested in the result. She said seriously to Kath Wood,
      “Oh my Mummy is a very clever Mummy. She can do blue wee and green wee as well
      as yellow wee.” I simply can no longer manage the children without help and have
      engaged the cook’s wife, Janey, to help. The children are by no means thrilled. I plead in
      vain that I am not well enough to go for walks. Ann says firmly, “Ann doesn’t want to go
      for a walk. Ann will look after you.” Funny, though she speaks well for a three year old,
      she never uses the first person. Georgie say he would much rather walk with
      Keshokutwa, the kitchen boy. His name by the way, means day-after-tomorrow and it
      suits him down to the ground, Kath Wood walks over sometimes with offers of help and Ann will gladly go walking with her but Georgie won’t. He on the other hand will walk with Anne Molteno
      and Ann won’t. They are obstinate kids. Ann has developed a very fertile imagination.
      She has probably been looking at too many of those nice women’s magazines you
      sent. A few days ago she said, “You are sick Mummy, but Ann’s got another Mummy.
      She’s not sick, and my other mummy (very smugly) has lovely golden hair”. This
      morning’ not ten minutes after I had dressed her, she came in with her frock wet and
      muddy. I said in exasperation, “Oh Ann, you are naughty.” To which she instantly
      returned, “My other Mummy doesn’t think I am naughty. She thinks I am very nice.” It
      strikes me I shall have to get better soon so that I can be gay once more and compete
      with that phantom golden haired paragon.

      We had a very heavy storm over the farm last week. There was heavy rain with
      hail which stripped some of the coffee trees and the Mchewe River flooded and the
      water swept through the lower part of the shamba. After the water had receded George
      picked up a fine young trout which had been stranded. This was one of some he had
      put into the river when Georgie was a few months old.

      The trials of a coffee farmer are legion. We now have a plague of snails. They
      ring bark the young trees and leave trails of slime on the glossy leaves. All the ring
      barked trees will have to be cut right back and this is heartbreaking as they are bearing
      berries for the first time. The snails are collected by native children, piled upon the
      ground and bashed to a pulp which gives off a sickening stench. I am sorry for the local
      Africans. Locusts ate up their maize and now they are losing their bean crop to the snails.

      Lots of love, Eleanor

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        My Grandparents Kitchen

        My grandmother used to have golden syrup in her larder, hanging on the white plastic coated storage rack that was screwed to the inside of the larder door. Mostly the larder door was left propped open with an old flat iron, so you could see the Heinz ketchup and home made picallilli (she made a particularly good picallili), the Worcester sauce and the jar of pickled onions, as you sat at the kitchen table.

        If you were sitting to the right of the kitchen table you could see an assortment of mismatched crockery, cups and bowls, shoe cleaning brushes, and at the back, tiny tins of baked beans and big ones of plum tomatoes,  and normal sized tins of vegetable and mushroom soup.  Underneath the little shelves that housed the tins was a blue plastic washing up bowl with a few onions, some in, some out of the yellow string bag they came home from the expensive little village supermarket in.

        There was much more to the left in the awkward triangular shape under the stairs, but you couldn’t see under there from your seat at the kitchen table.  You could see the shelf above the larder door which held an ugly china teapot of graceless modern lines, gazed with metallic silver which was wearing off in places. Beside the teapot sat a serving bowl, squat and shapely with little handles, like a flattened Greek urn, in white and reddish brown with flecks of faded gilt. A plain white teapot completed the trio, a large cylindrical one with neat vertical ridges and grooves.

        There were two fridges under the high shallow wooden wall cupboard.  A waist high bulbous old green one with a big handle that pulled out with a clunk, and a chest high sleek white one with a small freezer at the top with a door of its own.  On the top of the fridges were biscuit and cracker tins, big black keys, pencils and brittle yellow notepads, rubber bands and aspirin value packs and a bottle of Brufen.  There was a battered old maroon spectacle case and a whicker letter rack, letters crammed in and fanning over the top.  There was always a pile of glossy advertising pamphlets and flyers on top of the fridges, of the sort that were best put straight into the tiny pedal bin.

        My grandmother never lined the pedal bin with a used plastic bag, nor with a specially designed plastic bin liner. The bin was so small that the flip top lid was often gaping, resting on a mound of cauliflower greens and soup tins.  Behind the pedal bin, but on the outer aspect of the kitchen wall, was the big black dustbin with the rubbery lid. More often than not, the lid was thrust upwards. If Thursday when the dustbin men came was several days away, you’d wish you hadn’t put those newspapers in, or those old shoes!  You stood in the softly drizzling rain in your slippers, the rubbery sheild of a lid in your left hand and the overflowing pedal bin in the other.  The contents of the pedal bin are not going to fit into the dustbin.  You sigh, put the pedal bin and the dustbin lid down, and roll up your sleeves ~ carefully, because you’ve poked your fingers into a porridge covered teabag.  You grab the sides of the protruding black sack and heave. All being well,  the contents should settle and you should have several inches more of plastic bag above the rim of the dustbin.  Unless of course it’s a poor quality plastic bag in which case your fingernail will go through and a horizontal slash will appear just below rubbish level.  Eventually you upend the pedal bin and scrape the cigarette ash covered potato peelings into the dustbin with your fingers. By now the fibres of your Shetland wool jumper are heavy with damp, just like the fuzzy split ends that curl round your pale frowning brow.  You may push back your hair with your forearm causing the moisture to bead and trickle down your face, as you turn the brass doorknob with your palm and wrist, tea leaves and cigarette ash clinging unpleasantly to your fingers.

        The pedal bin needs rinsing in the kitchen sink, but the sink is full of mismatched saucepans, some new in shades of harvest gold, some battered and mishapen in stainless steel and aluminium, bits of mashed potato stuck to them like concrete pebbledash. There is a pale pink octagonally ovoid shallow serving dish and a little grey soup bowl with a handle like a miniature pottery saucepan decorated with kitcheny motifs.

        The water for the coffee bubbles in a suacepan on the cream enamelled gas cooker. My grandmother never used a kettle, although I do remember a heavy flame orange one. The little pan for boiling water had a lip for easy pouring and a black plastic handle.

        The steam has caused the condensation on the window over the sink to race in rivulets down to the fablon coated windowsill.  The yellow gingham curtains hang limply, the left one tucked behind the back of the cooker.

        You put the pedal bin back it it’s place below the tea towel holder, and rinse your mucky fingers under the tap. The gas water heater on the wall above you roars into life just as you turn the tap off, and disappointed, subsides.

        As you lean over to turn the cooker knob, the heat from the oven warms your arm. The gas oven was almost always on, the oven door open with clean tea towels and sometimes large white pants folded over it to air.

        The oven wasn’t the only heat in my grandparents kitchen. There was an electric bar fire near the red formica table which used to burn your legs. The kitchen table was extended by means of a flap at each side. When I was small I wasn’t allowed to snap the hinge underneath shut as my grandmother had pinched the skin of her palm once.

        The electric fire was plugged into the same socket as the radio. The radio took a minute or two to warm up when you switched it on, a bulky thing with sharp seventies edges and a reddish wood effect veneer and big knobs.  The light for my grandfathers workshop behind the garage (where he made dentures) was plugged into the same socket, which had a big heavy white three way adaptor in. The plug for the washing machine was hooked by means of a bit of string onto a nail or hook so that it didn’t fall down behing the washing machine when it wasn’t plugged in. Everything was unplugged when it wasn’t in use.  Sometimes there was a shrivelled Christmas cactus on top of the radio, but it couldn’t hide the adaptor and all those plugs.

        Above the washing machine was a rhomboid wooden wall cupboard with sliding frsoted glass doors.  It was painted creamy gold, the colour of a nicotine stained pub ceiling, and held packets of Paxo stuffing and little jars of Bovril and Marmite, packets of Bisto and a jar of improbably red Maraschino cherries.

        The nicotine coloured cupboard on the opposite wall had half a dozen large hooks screwed under the bottom shelf. A variety of mugs and cups hung there when they weren’t in the bowl waiting to be washed up. Those cupboard doors seemed flimsy for their size, and the thin beading on the edge of one door had come unstuck at the bottom and snapped back if you caught it with your sleeve.  The doors fastened with a little click in the centre, and the bottom of the door reverberated slightly as you yanked it open. There were always crumbs in the cupboard from the numerous packets of bisucits and crackers and there was always an Allbran packet with the top folded over to squeeze it onto the shelf. The sugar bowl was in there, sticky grains like sandpaper among the biscuit crumbs.

        Half of one of the shelves was devoted to medicines: grave looking bottles of codeine linctus with no nonsense labels,  brown glass bottles with pills for rheumatism and angina.  Often you would find a large bottle, nearly full, of Brewers yeast or vitamin supplements with a dollar price tag, souvenirs of the familys last visit.  Above the medicines you’d find a faded packet of Napolitana pasta bows or a dusty packet of muesli. My grandparents never used them but she left them in the cupboard. Perhaps the dollar price tags and foreign foods reminded her of her children.

        If there had been a recent visit you would see monstrous jars of Sanka and Maxwell House coffee in there too, but they always used the coffee.  They liked evaporated milk in their coffee, and used tins and tins of “evap” as they called it. They would pour it over tinned fruit, or rhubard crumble or stewed apples.

        When there was just the two of them, or when I was there as well, they’d eat at the kitchen table. The table would be covered in a white embroidered cloth and the food served in mismatched serving dishes. The cutlery was large and bent, the knife handles in varying shades of bone. My grandfathers favourite fork had the tip of each prong bent in a different direction. He reckoned it was more efficient that way to spear his meat.  He often used to chew his meat and then spit it out onto the side of his plate. Not in company, of course.  I can understand why he did that, not having eaten meat myself for so long. You could chew a piece of meat for several hours and still have a stringy lump between your cheek and your teeth.

        My grandfather would always have a bowl of Allbran with some Froment wheat germ for his breakfast, while reading the Daily Mail at the kitchen table.  He never worse slippers, always shoes indoors,  and always wore a tie.  He had lots of ties but always wore a plain maroon one.  His shirts were always cream and buttoned at throat and cuff, and eventually started wearing shirts without detachable collars. He wore greeny grey trousers and a cardigan of the same shade most of the time, the same colour as a damp English garden.

        The same colour as the slimy green wooden clothes pegs that I threw away and replaced with mauve and fuschia pink plastic ones.  “They’re a bit bright for up the garden, aren’t they,” he said.  He was right. I should have ignored the green peg stains on the laundry.  An English garden should be shades of moss and grassy green, rich umber soil and brick red walls weighed down with an atmosphere of dense and heavy greyish white.

        After Grandma died and Mop had retired (I always called him Mop, nobody knows why) at 10:00am precisely Mop would  have a cup of instant coffee with evap. At lunch, a bowl of tinned vegetable soup in his special soup bowl, and a couple of Krackawheat crackers and a lump of mature Cheddar. It was a job these days to find a tasty cheddar, he’d say.

        When he was working, and he worked until well into his seventies, he took sandwiches. Every day he had the same sandwich filling: a combination of cheese, peanut butter and marmite.  It was an unusal choice for an otherwise conventional man.  He loved my grandmothers cooking, which wasn’t brilliant but was never awful. She was always generous with the cheese in cheese sauces and the meat in meat pies. She overcooked the cauliflower, but everyone did then. She made her gravy in the roasting pan, and made onion sauce, bread sauce, parsley sauce and chestnut stuffing.  She had her own version of cosmopolitan favourites, and called her quiche a quiche when everyone was still calling it egg and bacon pie. She used to like Auntie Daphne’s ratatouille, rather exotic back then, and pronounced it Ratta Twa.  She made pizza unlike any other, with shortcrust pastry smeared with tomato puree from a tube, sprinkled with oregano and great slabs of cheddar.

        The roast was always overdone. “We like our meat well done” she’d say. She’d walk up the garden to get fresh mint for the mint sauce and would announce with pride “these runner beans are out of the garding”. They always grew vegetables at the top of the garden, behind the lawn and the silver birch tree.  There was always a pudding: a slice of almond tart (always with home made pastry), a crumble or stewed fruit. Topped with evap, of course.

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          William Housley’s Will and the Court Case

          William Housley died in 1848, but his widow Ellen didn’t die until 1872.  The court case was in 1873.  Details about the court case are archived at the National Archives at Kew,  in London, but are not available online. They can be viewed in person, but that hasn’t been possible thus far.  However, there are a great many references to it in the letters.

          William Housley’s first wife was Mary Carrington 1787-1813.  They had three children, Mary Anne, Elizabeth and William. When Mary died, William married Mary’s sister Ellen, not in their own parish church at Smalley but in Ashbourne.  Although not uncommon for a widower to marry a deceased wife’s sister, it wasn’t legal.  This point is mentioned in one of the letters.

          One of the pages of William Housley’s will:

          William Housleys Will

           

          An excerpt from Barbara Housley’s Narrative on the Letters:

          A comment in a letter from Joseph (August 6, 1873) indicated that William was married twice and that his wives were sisters: “What do you think that I believe that Mary Ann is trying to make our father’s will of no account as she says that my father’s marriage with our mother was not lawful he marrying two sisters. What do you think of her? I have heard my mother say something about paying a fine at the time of the marriage to make it legal.” Markwell and Saul in The A-Z Guide to Tracing Ancestors in Britain explain that marriage to a deceased wife’s sister was not permissible under Canon law as the relationship was within the prohibited degrees. However, such marriages did take place–usually well away from the couple’s home area. Up to 1835 such marriages were not void but were voidable by legal action. Few such actions were instituted but the risk was always there.

          Joseph wrote that when Emma was married, Ellen “broke up the comfortable home and the things went to Derby and she went to live with them but Derby didn’t agree with her so she left again leaving her things behind and came to live with John in the new house where she died.” Ellen was listed with John’s household in the 1871 census. 
          In May 1872, the Ilkeston Pioneer carried this notice: “Mr. Hopkins will sell by auction on Saturday next the eleventh of May 1872 the whole of the useful furniture, sewing machine, etc. nearly new on the premises of the late Mrs. Housley at Smalley near Heanor in the county of Derby. Sale at one o’clock in the afternoon.”

          There were hard feelings between Mary Ann and Ellen and her children. Anne wrote: “If you remember we were not very friendly when you left. They never came and nothing was too bad for Mary Ann to say of Mother and me, but when Robert died Mother sent for her to the funeral but she did not think well to come so we took no more notice. She would not allow her children to come either.”
          Mary Ann was still living in May 1872. Joseph implied that she and her brother, Will “intend making a bit of bother about the settlement of the bit of property” left by their mother. The 1871 census listed Mary Ann’s occupation as “income from houses.”

          In July 1872, Joseph introduced Ruth’s husband: “No doubt he is a bad lot. He is one of the Heath’s of Stanley Common a miller and he lives at Smalley Mill” (Ruth Heath was Mary Anne Housley’s daughter)
          In 1873 Joseph wrote, “He is nothing but a land shark both Heath and his wife and his wife is the worst of the two. You will think these is hard words but they are true dear brother.” The solicitor, Abraham John Flint, was not at all pleased with Heath’s obstruction of the settlement of the estate. He wrote on June 30, 1873: “Heath agreed at first and then because I would not pay his expenses he refused and has since instructed another solicitor for his wife and Mrs. Weston who have been opposing us to the utmost. I am concerned for all parties interested except these two….The judge severely censured Heath for his conduct and wanted to make an order for sale there and then but Heath’s council would not consent….” In June 1875, the solicitor wrote: “Heath bid for the property but it fetched more money than he could give for it. He has been rather quieter lately.”

          In May 1872, Joseph wrote: “For what do you think, John has sold his share and he has acted very bad since his wife died and at the same time he sold all his furniture. You may guess I have never seen him but once since poor mother’s funeral and he is gone now no one knows where.”

          In 1876, the solicitor wrote to George: “Have you heard of John Housley? He is entitled to Robert’s share and I want him to claim it.”

          Anne intended that one third of the inheritance coming to her from her father and her grandfather, William Carrington, be divided between her four nieces: Sam’s three daughters and John’s daughter Elizabeth.
          In the same letter (December 15, 1872), Joseph wrote:
          “I think we have now found all out now that is concerned in the matter for there was only Sam that we did not know his whereabouts but I was informed a week ago that he is dead–died about three years ago in Birmingham Union. Poor Sam. He ought to have come to a better end than that”

          However, Samuel was still alive was on the 1871 census in Henley in Arden, and no record of his death can be found. Samuel’s brother in law said he was dead: we do not know why he lied, or perhaps the brothers were lying to keep his share, or another possibility is that Samuel himself told his brother in law to tell them that he was dead. I am inclined to think it was the latter.

          Excerpts from Barbara Housley’s Narrative on the Letters continued:

          Charles went to Australia in 1851, and was last heard from in January 1853. According to the solicitor, who wrote to George on June 3, 1874, Charles had received advances on the settlement of their parent’s estate. “Your promissory note with the two signed by your brother Charles for 20 pounds he received from his father and 20 pounds he received from his mother are now in the possession of the court.”

          In December 1872, Joseph wrote: “I’m told that Charles two daughters has wrote to Smalley post office making inquiries about his share….” In January 1876, the solicitor wrote: “Charles Housley’s children have claimed their father’s share.”

          In the Adelaide Observer 28 Aug 1875

          HOUSLEY – wanted information
          as to the Death, Will, or Intestacy, and
          Children of Charles Housley, formerly of
          Smalley, Derbyshire, England, who died at
          Geelong or Creewick Creek Diggings, Victoria
          August, 1855. His children will hear of something to their advantage by communicating with
          Mr. A J. Flint, solicitor, Derby, England.
          June 16,1875.

          The Diggers & Diggings of Victoria in 1855. Drawn on Stone by S.T. Gill:

          Victoria Diggings, Australie

           

          The court case:

           Kerry v Housley.
          Documents: Bill, demurrer.
          Plaintiffs: Samuel Kerry and Joseph Housley.
          Defendants: William Housley, Joseph Housley (deleted), Edwin Welch Harvey, Eleanor Harvey (deleted), Ernest Harvey infant, William Stafford, Elizabeth Stafford his wife, Mary Ann Housley, George Purdy and Catherine Purdy his wife, Elizabeth Housley, Mary Ann Weston widow and William Heath and Ruth Heath his wife (deleted).
          Provincial solicitor employed in Derbyshire.
          Date: 1873

          From the Narrative on the Letters:

          The solicitor wrote on May 23, 1874: “Lately I have not written because I was not certain of your address and because I doubted I had much interesting news to tell you.” Later, Joseph wrote concerning the problems settling the estate, “You see dear brother there is only me here on our side and I cannot do much. I wish you were here to help me a bit and if you think of going for another summer trip this turn you might as well run over here.”

          In March 1873, Joseph wrote: “You ask me what I think of you coming to England. I think as you have given the trustee power to sign for you I think you could do no good but I should like to see you once again for all that. I can’t say whether there would be anything amiss if you did come as you say it would be throwing good money after bad.”

          In September 1872 Joseph wrote; “My wife is anxious to come. I hope it will suit her health for she is not over strong.” Elsewhere Joseph wrote that Harriet was “middling sometimes. She is subject to sick headaches. It knocks her up completely when they come on.” In December 1872 Joseph wrote, “Now dear brother about us coming to America you know we shall have to wait until this affair is settled and if it is not settled and thrown into Chancery I’m afraid we shall have to stay in England for I shall never be able to save money enough to bring me out and my family but I hope of better things.”
          On July 19, 1875 Abraham Flint (the solicitor) wrote: “Joseph Housley has removed from Smalley and is working on some new foundry buildings at Little Chester near Derby. He lives at a village called Little Eaton near Derby. If you address your letter to him as Joseph Housley, carpenter, Little Eaton near Derby that will no doubt find him.”

          In his last letter (February 11, 1874), Joseph sounded very discouraged and wrote that Harriet’s parents were very poorly and both had been “in bed for a long time.” In addition, Harriet and the children had been ill.
          The move to Little Eaton may indicate that Joseph received his settlement because in August, 1873, he wrote: “I think this is bad news enough and bad luck too, but I have had little else since I came to live at Kiddsley cottages but perhaps it is all for the best if one could only think so. I have begun to think there will be no chance for us coming over to you for I am afraid there will not be so much left as will bring us out without it is settled very shortly but I don’t intend leaving this house until it is settled either one way or the other. ”

          Joseph’s letters were much concerned with the settling of their mother’s estate. In 1854, Anne wrote, “As for my mother coming (to America) I think not at all likely. She is tied here with her property.” A solicitor, Abraham John Flint of 42 Full Street Derby, was engaged by John following the death of their mother. On June 30, 1873 the solicitor wrote: “Dear sir, On the death of your mother I was consulted by your brother John. I acted for him with reference to the sale and division of your father’s property at Smalley. Mr. Kerry was very unwilling to act as trustee being over 73 years of age but owing to the will being a badly drawn one we could not appoint another trustee in his place nor could the property be sold without a decree of chancery. Therefore Mr. Kerry consented and after a great deal of trouble with Heath who has opposed us all throughout whenever matters did not suit him, we found the title deeds and offered the property for sale by public auction on the 15th of July last. Heath could not find his purchase money without mortaging his property the solicitor which the mortgagee employed refused to accept Mr. Kerry’s title and owing to another defect in the will we could not compel them.”

          In July 1872, Joseph wrote, “I do not know whether you can remember who the trustee was to my father’s will. It was Thomas Watson and Samuel Kerry of Smalley Green. Mr. Watson is dead (died a fortnight before mother) so Mr. Kerry has had to manage the affair.”

          On Dec. 15, 1972, Joseph wrote, “Now about this property affair. It seems as far off of being settled as ever it was….” and in the following March wrote: “I think we are as far off as ever and farther I think.”

          Concerning the property which was auctioned on July 15, 1872 and brought 700 pounds, Joseph wrote: “It was sold in five lots for building land and this man Heath bought up four lots–that is the big house, the croft and the cottages. The croft was made into two lots besides the piece belonging to the big house and the cottages and gardens was another lot and the little intake was another. William Richardson bought that.” Elsewhere Richardson’s purchase was described as “the little croft against Smith’s lane.” Smith’s Lane was probably named for their neighbor Daniel Smith, Mrs. Davy’s father.
          But in December 1872, Joseph wrote that they had not received any money because “Mr. Heath is raising all kinds of objections to the will–something being worded wrong in the will.” In March 1873, Joseph “clarified” matters in this way: “His objection was that one trustee could not convey the property that his signature was not guarantee sufficient as it states in the will that both trustees has to sign the conveyance hence this bother.”
          Joseph indicated that six shares were to come out of the 700 pounds besides Will’s 20 pounds. Children were to come in for the parents shares if dead. The solicitor wrote in 1873, “This of course refers to the Kidsley property in which you take a one seventh share and which if the property sells well may realize you about 60-80 pounds.” In March 1873 Joseph wrote: “You have an equal share with the rest in both lots of property, but I am afraid there will be but very little for any of us.”

          The other “lot of property” was “property in Smalley left under another will.” On July 17, 1872, Joseph wrote: “It was left by my grandfather Carrington and Uncle Richard is trustee. He seems very backward in bringing the property to a sale but I saw him and told him that I for one expect him to proceed with it.” George seemed to have difficulty understanding that there were two pieces of property so Joseph explained further: “It was left by my grandfather Carrington not by our father and Uncle Richard is the trustee for it but the will does not give him power to sell without the signatures of the parties concerned.” In June 1873 the solicitor Abraham John Flint asked: “Nothing has been done about the other property at Smalley at present. It wants attention and the other parties have asked me to attend to it. Do you authorize me to see to it for you as well?”
          After Ellen’s death, the rent was divided between Joseph, Will, Mary Ann and Mr. Heath who bought John’s share and was married to Mary Ann’s daughter, Ruth. Joseph said that Mr. Heath paid 40 pounds for John’s share and that John had drawn 110 pounds in advance. The solicitor said Heath said he paid 60. The solicitor said that Heath was trying to buy the shares of those at home to get control of the property and would have defied the absent ones to get anything.
          In September 1872 Joseph wrote that the lawyer said the trustee cannot sell the property at the bottom of Smalley without the signatures of all parties concerned in it and it will have to go through chancery court which will be a great expense. He advised Joseph to sell his share and Joseph advised George to do the same.

          George sent a “portrait” so that it could be established that it was really him–still living and due a share. Joseph wrote (July 1872): “the trustee was quite willing to (acknowledge you) for the portrait I think is a very good one.” Several letters later in response to an inquiry from George, Joseph wrote: “The trustee recognized you in a minute…I have not shown it to Mary Ann for we are not on good terms….Parties that I have shown it to own you again but they say it is a deal like John. It is something like him, but I think is more like myself.”
          In September 1872 Joseph wrote that the lawyer required all of their ages and they would have to pay “succession duty”. Joseph requested that George send a list of birth dates.

          On May 23, 1874, the solicitor wrote: “I have been offered 240 pounds for the three cottages and the little house. They sold for 200 pounds at the last sale and then I was offered 700 pounds for the whole lot except Richardson’s Heanor piece for which he is still willing to give 58 pounds. Thus you see that the value of the estate has very materially increased since the last sale so that this delay has been beneficial to your interests than other-wise. Coal has become much dearer and they suppose there is coal under this estate. There are many enquiries about it and I believe it will realize 800 pounds or more which increase will more than cover all expenses.” Eventually the solicitor wrote that the property had been sold for 916 pounds and George would take a one-ninth share.

          January 14, 1876:  “I am very sorry to hear of your lameness and illness but I trust that you are now better. This matter as I informed you had to stand over until December since when all the costs and expenses have been taxed and passed by the court and I am expecting to receive the order for these this next week, then we have to pay the legacy duty and them divide the residue which I doubt won’t come to very much amongst so many of you. But you will hear from me towards the end of the month or early next month when I shall have to send you the papers to sign for your share. I can’t tell you how much it will be at present as I shall have to deduct your share with the others of the first sale made of the property before it went to court.
          Wishing you a Happy New Year, I am Dear Sir, Yours truly
          Abram J. Flint”

          September 15, 1876 (the last letter)
          “I duly received your power of attorney which appears to have been properly executed on Thursday last and I sent it on to my London agent, Mr. Henry Lyvell, who happens just now to be away for his annual vacation and will not return for 14 or 20 days and as his signature is required by the Paymaster General before he will pay out your share, it must consequently stand over and await his return home. It shall however receive immediate attention as soon as he returns and I hope to be able to send your checque for the balance very shortly.”

          1874 in chancery:

          Housley Estate Sale

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            Kidsley Grange Farm and The Quakers Next Door

            Kidsley Grange Farm in Smalley, Derbyshire, was the home of the Housleys in the 1800s.  William Housley 1781-1848 was born in nearby Selston.   His wife Ellen Carrington 1795-1872 was from a long line of Carringtons in Smalley.  They had ten children between 1815 and 1838.  Samuel, my 3x great grandfather, was the second son born in 1816.

            The original farm has been made into a nursing home in recent years, which at the time of writing is up for sale at £500,000. Sadly none of the original farm appears visible with all the new additions.

            The farm before it was turned into a nursing home:

            Kidsley Grange Farm

            Kidsley Grange Farm and Kidsley Park, a neighbouring farm, are mentioned in a little book about the history of Smalley.  The neighbours at Kidsley Park, the Davy’s,  were friends of the Housleys. They were Quakers.

            Smalley Farms

             

            In Kerry’s History of Smalley:

            Kidsley Park Farm was owned by Daniel Smith,  a prominent Quaker and the last of the Quakers at Kidsley. His daughter, Elizabeth Davy, widow of William Davis, married WH Barber MB of Smalley. Elizabeth was the author of the poem “Farewell to Kidsley Park”.

            Emma Housley sent one of Elizabeth Davy’s poems to her brother George in USA.

             “We have sent you a piece of poetry that Mrs. Davy composed about our ‘Old House.’ I am sure you will like it though you may not understand all the allusions she makes use of as well as we do.”

            Farewell to Kidsley Park
            Farewell, Farewell, Thy pathways now by strangers feet are trod,
            And other hands and horses strange henceforth shall turn thy sod,
            Yes, other eyes may watch the buds expanding in the spring.
            And other children round the hearth the coming years may bring,
            But mine will be the memory of cares and pleasures there,
            Intenser ~ that no living thing in some of them can share,
            Commencing with the loved, and lost, in days of long ago,
            When one was present on whose head Atlantic’s breezes blow,
            Long years ago he left that roof, and made a home afar ~
            For that is really only “home” where life’s affections are!
            How many thoughts come o’er me, for old Kidsley has “a name
            And memory” ~ in the hearts of some not unknown to fame.
            We dream not, in those happy times, that I should be the last,
            Alone, to leave my native place ~ alone, to meet the blast,
            I loved each nook and corner there, each leaf and blade of grass,
            Each moonlight shadow on the pond I loved: but let it pass,
            For mine is still the memory that only death can mar;
            I fancy I shall see it reflecting every star.
            The graves of buried quadrupeds, affectionate and true,
            Will have the olden sunshine, and the same bright morning dew,
            But the birds that sang at even when the autumn leaves were seer,
            Will miss the crumbs they used to get, in winters long and drear.
            Will the poor down-trodden miss me? God help them if they do!
            Some manna in the wilderness, His goodness guide them to!
            Farewell to those who love me! I shall bear them still in mind,
            And hope to be remembered by those I left behind:
            Do not forget the aged man ~ though another fills his place ~
            Another, bearing not his name, nor coming of his race.
            His creed might be peculiar; but there was much of good
            Successors will not imitate, because not understood.
            Two hundred years have come and past since George Fox ~ first of “Friends” ~
            Established his religion there ~ which my departure ends.
            Then be it so: God prosper these in basket and in store,
            And make them happy in my place ~ my dwelling, never more!
            For I may be a wanderer ~ no roof nor hearthstone mine:
            May light that cometh from above my resting place define.
            Gloom hovers o’er the prospect now, but He who was my friend,
            In the midst of troubled waters, will see me to the end.

            Elizabeth Davy, June 6th, 1863, Derby.

            Another excerpt from Barbara Housley’s Narrative on the Letters from the family in Smalley to George in USA mentions the Davy’s:

            Anne’s will was probated October 14, 1856. Mr. William Davy of Kidsley Park appeared for the family. Her estate was valued at under £20. Emma was to receive fancy needlework, a four post bedstead, feather bed and bedding, a mahogany chest of drawers, plates, linen and china. Emma was also to receive Anne’s writing desk! There was a condition that Ellen would have use of these items until her death.
            The money that Anne was to receive from her grandfather, William Carrington, and her father, William Housley was to be distributed one third to Joseph, one third to Emma, and one third to be divided between her four neices: John’s daughter Elizabeth, 18, and Sam’s daughters Elizabeth, 10, Mary Anne, 9 and Catherine, age 7 to be paid by the trustees as they think “most useful and proper.” Emma Lyon and Elizabeth Davy were the witnesses.

            Mrs. Davy wrote to George on March 21 1856 sending some gifts from his sisters and a portrait of their mother–“Emma is away yet and A is so much worse.” Mrs. Davy concluded: “With best wishes
             for thy health and prosperity in this world and the next I am thy sincere friend.” Whenever the girls sent greetings from Mrs. Davy they used her Quaker speech pattern of “thee and thy.”

             

            #6206

            “I’m not ‘aving this treatment, Mavis, I’ve booked meself in for the spirit chew all mender tations session instead. No need to loook at me like that, our Mavis, I aint going all new agey on yer, just thought I’d give it a try and see if it relaxes me a bit.”

            “Relaxes yer? Yer int done a stroke of work in years, whatcher on about?” Sha said, nudging Mavis in the ribs and cackling.

            “It’s not all about the body, y’ know!” Glor replied, feeling the futility of trying to make them understand the importance of it to her, or the significance in the wider picture.

            “I’m listening,” a melodious voice whispered behind her.  Andrew Anderson smiled and looked deep into her squinting eyes as she turned to face him (the sun was going down behind him and it was very hard to see, much to her chagrin).

            “Tell me more, Glor, what’s the score, Glor, I want to know more…”

            Gloria, who knees had momentarily turned to jelly, reeled backwards at this surprising change in the conversation, and lost her balance due to her temporarily affected knees.  Instinctively she reached out and grabbed Mr Anderson’s arm, and managed to avoid falling to the ground.

            She retracted her arm slowly as an increasingly baffled look spread across her face.

            Why did his arm feel so peculiar? It felt like a shop mannequin, unyielding, different somehow.  Creepy somehow. Glor mumbled, “Sure, later,” and quickly caught up with her friends.

            “Hey, You’ll never guess what, wait til I tell yer..” Glor started to tell them about Mr Anderson and then stopped. Would it be futile? Would they understand what she was trying to say?

            “I’m listening,” a melodious voice whispered in her ear.

            “Not bloody you again! You stalking me, or what?”  Visibly rattled, Gloria rushed over to her friends, wondering why every time that weirdo whispered in her ear, she had somehow fallen back and had to catch up again.

            She’d have to inform her friends of the danger, but would they listen? They were falling for him and wouldn’t be easily discouraged.  They’d be lured to the yacht and not want to escape. The fools! What could she do?

            “I’m listening,” the melodious voice whispered.

            #6195

            Sometimes Bob spoke without his lips. Telepathy is what Jane liked to call it. It’s just thinking that other people can hear, apparently.

            Bob could hear Jane thinking now and she didn’t sound too pleased. “What’s she doing here?” she hissed in his head.

            Jane and Julienne never got on. Well, they used to years ago. Then something happened. Something to do with a fruit cake recipe … Bob could never understand the ins and outs of it. They hadn’t spoken much after that. Jane called Julienne the town gossip.

            “That’s very thoughtful of you,” said Bob reaching out for the offshoots.Goodness knows what he was going to do with them. It was Jane who was the gardener.

            Clara smirked. “I’ll go and see if Nora is up.”

            “No, she’s alright,” said Bob sharply. “You stay here. She’ll just be resting up now. It’s all been quite a shock for her I think.”

            “What’s all this?” asked Julienne. “Someone’s had a shock?”

            #6156

            Clara couldn’t sleep. Alienor’s message asking if she knew anyone in the little village was playing on her mind. She knew she knew someone there, but couldn’t remember who it was. The more she tried to remember, the more frustrated she became. It wasn’t that her mind was blank: it was a tense conglomeration of out of focus wisps, if a wisp could be described as tense.

            Clara glanced at the time ~ almost half past three. Grandpa would be up in a few hours.  She climbed out of bed and padded over to her suitcase, half unpacked on the floor under the window, and extracted the book from the jumble of garments.

            A stranger had handed her a book in the petrol station forecourt, a woman in a stylish black hat and a long coat.  Wait! What is it? Clara called, but the woman was already inside the back seat of a long sleek car, soundlessly closing the door. Obliged to attend to her transaction, the car slipped away behind Clara’s back.  Thank you, she whispered into the distance of the dark night in the direction the woman had gone.  When she opened her car door, the interior light shone on the book and the word Albina caught her eye. She put the book on the passenger seat and started the car. Her thoughts returned to her journey, and she thought no more about it.

            Returning to her bed and propping her pillows up behind her head, Clara started to read.

            This Chrysoprase was a real gargoyle; he even did not need to be described. I just could not understand how he moved if he was made of stone, not to mention how he was able to speak. He was like the Stone Guest from the story Don Juan, though the Stone Guest was a giant statue, and Chrysoprase was only about a meter tall.

            Chrysoprase said: But we want to pay you honor and Gerard is very hungry.

            “Most important is wine, don’t forget wine!” – Gerard jumped up.

            “I’ll call the kitchen” – here the creature named Chrysoprase gets from the depth of his pocket an Iphone and calls.
            I was absolutely shocked. The Iphone! The latest model! It was not just the latest model, it was a model of the future, which was in the hands of this creature. I said that he was made of stone, no, now he was made of flesh and he was already dressed in wide striped trousers. What is going on? Is it a dream? Only in dreams such metamorphosis can happen.

            He was made of stone, now he is made of flesh. He was in his natural form, that is, he was not dressed, and now he is wearing designer’s trousers. A phrase came to my mind: “Everything was in confusion in the Oblonsky house.”

            Contrary to Clara’s expectations ~ reading in bed invariably sent her to sleep after a few paragraphs ~ she found she was wide awake and sitting bolt upright.

            Of course! Now she remembered who lived in that little village!

            #6145

            The moving lorry had been parked outside the Beige House for hours.

            The driver was furious, as nobody has been able to answer their calls or guide them. At least the manager had let them park in front of the entrance, but it might have been based on a misunderstanding. “That’s for the removal of the Lady’s stuff, is it?” He’d nodded, it was only half a lie, his client was a lady, except she wasn’t moving out. She was moving in.

            He shouted to his partner who was smoking outside.

            “George! Bloody hell, if this Ms June isn’t picking up the phone or showing up, I’m going to dump all her stuff here, I don’t care how precious is her cargo!”

            “Come on, Fred! Don’t get mad, you’ve seen how particular she was when we loaded the boat’s content, so full of her sentimental knick-knacks!”

            “What do you expect? Us keeping all these stone statues that weigh a ton! I don’t care. I tell you, she better show up in the next minutes, or else…”

            #6111

            In reply to: Scrying the Word Cloud

            TracyTracy
            Participant

              thought cult ask nice

              soon lack aunt garden

              half understand tea fancy

              finger snoot boredom

              mad mind matter ladies

              young sun

              waiting crazy sorry

              worry seems nice rosamund

              fresh local mind

              mad strong character

              luck fact enjoy

              hardly sitting matter

              #6095
              TracyTracy
              Participant

                Liz wondered how the women in the pictures managed to keep a kerchief neatly tied around their hair while vigourously scrubbing floors, and how they were able to keep an apron neatly tied in a pristine bow behind their tiny waist while cleaning full length windows.   Fake news, that’s what it was, the bloody lot of it.  From start to finish, everything she’d been led to believe about everything, from the get go to the present moment, was all a con, a downright conspiracy, that’s what it was.

                Maybe this is why Finnley is always so rude, Liz wondered in a brief moment of enlightenment.  She didn’t pursue the idea, because she was eager to get back to the disgruntled feeling that comes with cleaning, the feeling of being downtrodden, somehow less that, the pointlessness of it all. Nothing to show for it.

                In another lucid moment, Liz realized that it wasn’t the action of cleaning that caused the feeling.  At times it had been cathartic, restful even.

                There was no pressure to think, to write, to be witty and authoritative. The decision to play the role of the cleaner had been a good one, an excellent idea.   Feeling downtrodden was a part of the role; maybe she’d understand Finnley better. She hoped Finnely didn’t get to like the role of bossy writer too much, Imagine if she couldn’t get her out of her chair, when this game was over!  Liz was slightly uncomfortable at the idea of Finnley learning to understand her.  Would that be a good thing?

                Realizing that she’d been staring into space for half an hour with a duster in her hand, Liz resumed cleaning.

                Finnley hadn’t noticed; she’s been typing up a storm and had written several new chapters.

                This made Liz slightly uncomfortable too.

                #6089
                ÉricÉric
                Keymaster

                  “What’s with the lucha libre mask, Bronkel?” Godfrey asked as he ushered the short tense man in the living room. “I’m not sure that’s very sanitary… Protects everything but the mouth…”

                  Bronkel didn’t feel like answering and at once asked for Elizabeth Tattler.

                  “… and don’t tell me she’s got another pitiful excuse for not delivering! Listen, she’s just the worst! And let me tell you that I’m not exaggerating. I’m also managing GRRAOU —yes, George fucking R.R.A.O. Urtin, and this guy’s been at his pentalogy since 25 years. So, I got my fill about lame excuses.”

                  “Her readers are devotees, you know. They know hers is a difficult craft. Warping and woofing words around like she does, so gloriously. Everybody but you Bronkel seem to understand that it’s not commonplace, it’s a treasure earned with patience and devotion.”

                  “Devotees for sure. They have a saint’s patience I can grant you that, and luckily for her!” Bronkel drank the inch of gin bottoms up. “And where is she, by the way? Will she not deign face me?”

                  “Oh, I think she’s err… busy at the moment. She’s rehearsing a scene from her last book for accuracy… with the gardener.”

                  #6067
                  Jib
                  Participant

                    Since the sudden disappearance of the two au pair maids, a lot had happened. But for August Finest it has been a lot of the same routine going on.

                    He wakes up in the early, early morning, his eyelids rubs on his eyeballs as if they are made of sandpaper. He seizes his belly with his hands, feels a little guilty about the nice meals prepared by Noor Mary especially for him since the start of the confinement. His six packs have started to fade away under a layer of fatty insulation and he tries to compensate by a daily routine in white T-shirt and underwear.

                    The coffee machine has detected his movements and starts to make what it does. It’s always cleaned and replenished by the discrete Mary. The noise and the smell creates an ambiance and when it rings he eats breakfast before taking his shower.

                    When he’s dressed up, his real work starts. It had not been easy for a man of his origins to appear as the best choice for the job under the Lump administration. President Lump was known to make bad jokes about his tan and him having spent too much time at the beach, and other worse things. But his worth was in the network he could connect the president with, his high discretion, which Lump was in dire need to compensate his innate tendency to boasting, and a strong adaptability to fix the president’s frequent messing around.

                    If August Finest had once admired the man and accepted the job for him, it soon changed when he realised there was nothing more underneath the boasting than more boasting and unpredictability. At the moment the only thing that make him continue was his ability to go stealth when the president had a fit of nerves, and the imposed confinement that made it impossible to leave the Beige House.

                    After the morning meeting during which the president asked him to fire a few members of the staff, August had to prepare a press conference. President Lump said he had thought about a few remarks about China and making a connection with the Mexican immigrants threatening the country by stealing the masks of the American People. After which, he had to plan a charity with first Lady Mellie Noma and redefine what a Masquerade meant. He had been asked to invite nurses and medical personnel, meaning republican and good looking in a blouse with a medical mask to make the promotion of the new mask industry Made in America. One of Mr Lump’s friend had just started a brand and was in need of some media promotion.

                    August reread the memo to be addressed to the director of the FBI, a good friend of his. A special cell at the FBI had been created especially since Lump came to power. For this particular occasion, agents posing as patients victims of the virus would be sent in the best ranked hospitals in the country with the task to look for the best nurse and doctor candidates and send them an invitation printed by Lump’s nephew’s printing company.

                    As Lump always said: “America Fist! And don’t forget people, I am America.”

                    August hit the enter button and closed the window of his professional mail account, leaving the draft of a personal mail on screen. He wasn’t sure if he could send this one. It was addressed to Noor Mary and he feared she would misunderstand the meaning of it.

                    #6029
                    Jib
                    Participant

                      Based on post #5959 in The Whale’s Diaries Collection.

                      As soon as Charlton finished editing his journal entry, someone knocked at the door. It was Kady in a red dress. She looked different than his dream. For starter she was not restless and she had some kind of self-assurance that she didn’t have before.

                      “Oh! Hello,” Charlton said. “Are we going to the pistil?”

                      “So you got the dream I sent you. It’ll be easier. I’m not against a cup of tea. It’s been a long time since I could enjoy one in a couch.”

                      Charlton made some rare Da Hong Pao Chinese tea, the one called Big Red Dress. A warm and rich aroma steamed out of the purple clay teapot he had brought from a trip in China. He thought the tea was a nice touch considering his friend’s garment.

                      “So, where have you been?” he asked.

                      Kady brought up the little cup to her nose and smelled the tea.

                      “Oh! You truly know your shit, Charlton.” She took a sip before continuing. “The pistils, they have been around for longer than everybody think. We call it the Pistil Maze,” Kady said. She looked at him with hesitation in her eyes. “You may not believe me, but aliens put it there, you know. Who else? But most of the people they don’t understand. They don’t want to. It’s too frightening for their little comfort. People are perceiving them now because of the virus. It’s making them able to see their frequency when they weren’t able to before. But they have been there for a long time.”

                      Then Kady told Charlton about an ancient alien race from another dimension that was bringing a power, a treasure of knowledge and abilities, but that current humans bodies were too weak to bear its intensity, and that people had to somehow upgrade before they could. The pistils, they were a series of mazes, a path to transformation. People had to follow it in order to change themselves and there was not just one path. Everyone had to follow their own.

                      The whole story about the pistils fascinated Charlton, especially after his dream. It didn’t took him long before asking his next question.

                      “Do I need to pack up special things for the trip?”

                      “Actually you don’t. We’ll find all that we need inside.”

                      #5999

                      Barron wasn’t one to let a call for help unanswered.

                      Yes, Barron, not the wee prodigee from the Beige House that he enjoyed possessing, but the demon summoned from Hell.
                      It had all been a big misunderstanding, as they all say in the end. He, for one, would have thought the ride more fun. He usually wasn’t summoned for anything short of an apocalypse. That’s what the big elite cabale had promised him.

                      Oh well, maybe he shouldn’t have eaten them in their sleep. He couldn’t say no to the fresh taste of unrepentant sharks and sinners. Since then, he’d been a bit stuck with the big Lump. He would have thought he’d be more competent at the whole Armageddon thing.

                      Back in the past, now that was something, the Crusades, the plague and all. So much fun. Gilles de Rais, well, he took it too far, blaming monsters for his own horrendous sins. Nowadays, people didn’t really need direction, did they? They were all too happy to ride barrelling out of control towards chaos and certain death. His job was done, he would be a legend down there, and still he felt like a fraud.

                      So what could he do? His plan for eternal holidays in Mexico while starting a cartel war had been sadly derailed. His mercurial and weirdo nannies had disappeared leaving him alone. Plus, the voodoo witch he met during their escape had been on his ass the whole time, he’d seen the eye she’d given him. Wouldn’t mess around with that one; can’t possess people against their will and risk a merciless lawyer from Heavens, can we. Heavens’ lawyers were the nastiest of pains.

                      He was about to abandon all hope when he’d heard the pleas from the French maid and her child. Well, she sounded too whimsical and high maintenance. But it gave him an idea. With all the death around, there were plenty of near dead people to possess who wouldn’t mind a last ride,… and funny bargains to be made.

                      #5955

                      It wasn’t such a bad day, thought Olliver, and it might even be a good day. The birds are singing, we saw a boar and a few deers already. Animals are getting back and they don’t seem to fear the humans so much.

                      Rukshan was walking first and Fox was following him with a heavy backpack. Tak and Nesy were mostly playing around and marvelling at everything their path crossed. Olliver envied their innocence, the innocence he had lost not so long ago.

                      Except the animals and the two guards they had to hide from, the day had mostly been uneventful and Olliver’s mind was wandering off into the mountain where he could feel useful and strong. He felt strangely blissed and suddenly had the impulse to walk toward a patch of yellow flowers.

                      “STOP! Pay attention where you walk,” said Rukshan. “Come back to your left two feet and walk straight. I told you to follow my every steps.”

                      “Okay, uncle Ruk!” said Olliver a bit ashamed to have been caught not paying attention.

                      “I don’t understand,” said the Fae. “Glynis’s potion doesn’t seem to work for you. The aetherical tentacles around the traps don’t seem to detect us but only you, and you also seem susceptible to their power to attract you. It’s not the first time I had to warn you.”

                      The Fae could see the etherical traps and especially the free flowing tentacles or the tension lines attached to trees, stones, wooden posts, anything that would cross a trail at different heights. With the potions they should be impervious to detection and affections by the traps. Olliver hadn’t thought that far. He had thought that by following them he could manage not to be caught. Right now, he feared more Rukshan’s piercing eyes than the traps. He looked at Fox involuntarily.

                      “It’s my fault,” said Fox looking a bit contrite. Sweat was pearling on his face. “It’s becoming too dangerous for Olli so I must confess something.” He put his heavy bag on the floor and opened it and a dwarf’s head peered timidly out.

                      “Ohh!” said Tak and Nesy together. They looked rather happily surprised but looked at Rukshan’s waiting for the storm.

                      “Are we already there?” asked Gorrash, his face rendered a bit red by the lack of breathable air in the bag. When he saw the anger on Rukshan’s face he stopped talking.

                      “By the fat belly of the giants! What made you do such a stupid thing?”

                      “We thought that it would be enough to follow you for Olli to avoid the traps,” said Fox.

                      “You didn’t think at all!” said the Fae. “The potions were not just for the fun of drinking something pungent and bitter with the taste and texture of yak wool.”

                      “Please! Don’t make me and Gorrash teleport back to the cottage,” said Olliver.

                      “Leave me out of this teleportation stuff!” said Gorrash.

                      “What an idea! But I already thought of that my little friend. You two are going to to back.”

                      “No we’re not! If you make us go back we’ll follow you from a distance.”

                      “You know the boys,” said Fox putting a hand on Rukshan’s arm.

                      “Oh You, I’m sure it’s your idea,” started Rukshan.

                      “No, it’s mine,” said Olliver. “Uncle Fox had almost convinced Gorrash it was better to stay, but I couldn’t let him be stay behind after just being reborn. You said it once, we don’t leave our friends behind.”

                      “I’m sure it was under another set of circumstances,” countered the Fae.

                      “Anyway you see the traps, I can follow your instructions. And if there is any fever problem I can teleport Gorrash back to the cottage.”

                      “I do not totally agree with you but I see you have learned to make an argumentation.”

                      Fox felt the Fae relax. “Agreed, you come with us to the Great Lakes to meet the Graetaceans and you’ll follow what I tell you to do from now on. I’ll treat you as a responsible adult.”

                      “Yay! We’ll meet the Graetaceans!” said Nesy.

                      “Olli and Gorrash will stay with us,” said Tak jumping around his friends with such a broad smile. Rukshan thought he was growing too soft on them all, with the new generation growing he started to feel his own age.

                      #5807

                      In reply to: Tart Wreck Repackage

                      The front door of Mr French had a certain Gothic quality to it which caught the eye of Star. She was a sucker for the glitz and the extravagant –the more garish, the better. Had she got her way, their office would be full of the cumbersome stuff. Catching the glint in Star’s green eyes, Tara rolled hers. She clanged the metal lion to signal their presence.

                      A decrepit butler called off their ruckus after what seemed like a pause in eternity. They could hear the rambling from a distance behind the door. “I’m coming! No need for such noise! Ah, these youngs nowadays, not a shred of patience!…”

                      “Are you sure about it Star? After all, the deposit check cleared, why should we be concerned about Mr French. And we still haven’t got much to go on about Uncle Basil…”

                      “Shttt, let me handle it,” replied Star shaping her face into a genial one, oozing honey and butterflies.

                      When the butler finally opened the door, he snapped her shut “We’re not interested in whatever… hem, services you’re offering Mesdames.”

                      Tara caught Star’s hand mid-air, as it was about to fly and land square on the rude dried up mummy’s face in front of them.

                      “Sir, you must have us confused. We’ve been hired a week ago by Mr French for a very private matter we cannot obviously discuss on the doorstep. Please check with Mr French, maybe?”

                      The butler’s face turned sour. “Yes of course, I understand. Then you should know Mr French has been in a coma since his dreadful accident last month. Since you have a direct line to him, I suggest you… call him?” And with that, he slammed the door shut on their faces.

                      “Rude!” Tara mouthed.

                      “At least, that tells us something my dear.”

                      “Don’t bait me like this. I’ll ask, what exactly?”

                      “That our Mr French is not who he says he is…”

                      “I wonder if it has something to do with the immense fortune he made with his voice…”

                      “That would be a very interesting question to answer indeed.”

                      #5674

                      “Damn it, too late again, Miss B won’t be pleased.”

                      Ricardo was looking at the clandestine distillery from a distance. It had burst in flames a short while ago, and the local press was already covering the event.

                      “But Sophie was right. Maybe there’s more to this particular… calling of hers.” Ricardo brandished his fake newsporter card in front of the officer at the police cordon and managed to slip unnoticed into the area. It had probably more to do with his ability to be unnoticed at times than it had to do with the card itself, but the card helped boost his confidence.

                      There were a number of car trails leaving from the place, and the police would certainly take time to go through all of it thoroughly, including the rats’ and frogs’ trails if they could. But Ricardo didn’t care for meticulousness, but rather for efficiency, and of course, potent gossip. One trail in particular caught his eye.

                      “You’re good at hiding in plain sight, Ric’, but you’re still a rookie.”

                      Hilda was there, in all her usual flamboyance, hiding in plain extravagance. “You didn’t think Bossy would have let you without a senior chaperon?” she added cockily. “But I see you caught up on an interesting lead.”

                      “How could you be there so fast? It’d been months we couldn’t reach you? And more importantly… How can’t anybody around see you, especially in this horrible, completely out-of-place mustard orange plastic leather suit?”

                      Hilda guffawed “They can’t see what they can’t understand! You can’t imagine how invisible I become in America. They don’t understand diddly squat!” She turned intense again. “I was myself on a case, you see. A case of the mummies. Sanso told me I’d find a trail of clues at this place, but now it’s gone in flames, I started to wonder. Until I saw your interest in that particular one. It’s not a frog’s for sure,… or it’s got some big crummy tyres. I get a feeling it’s going to lead us to our next story.”

                      “It better be.” Ric’ said glumily, “or Bossy isn’t going to be chipper about it.”

                      “Not to worry, I’ll call my friend Blithe Gambol, P.I. to the help with the tracking and all. Could never beat her at the find-the-trail-on-gloogloo game.”

                      #5651

                      Looking at the exasperated voices of his captors, Barron needn’t know how to speak Spanish to be entirely certain he was in over his head.

                      He wondered why the negotiators hadn’t been brought in already; the plan was simple —well, initially. He was to get a cut of the ransom, and disappear with it in some nice sunny resort in the South. Like the extreme South, not Alabama South.

                      Someone must have interfered… He could have sworn there was a woman’s voice with a funny accent speaking to them before she hung up on them.

                      ¡La chica dice que ya tienen al bebé! :yahoo_on_the_phone:   That much he could understand; an impostor 👶🏻baby now? And who had replaced August in his duties?

                      Well, at the moment, he had a group of angry Frenchmen and Mexicans in a smelly rillettes distillery with a useless baby on their hands. He knew too well that if he wanted to keep all his limbs, he’d have to improvise quickly. Good thing they hadn’t removed his eye-watch. By now, as inept as they’d be, the two nannies should have got his GPS coordinates.

                      Well… They had trouble spelling their names without typos at times so he’d better not leave that to chance.

                      He started to text:SOS - baby in danger at Rillettes Distillery, Alabama

                      He added the GPS coordinates, just in case; now, with help possibly on the way, he’d have to prepare that distraction in order to extract himself of his predicament.

                      #5628

                      Realizing that she had to come up with a plan quickly to distract April from taking her pith helmet, June took a few deep breaths and calmed herself.   It was true she was often flaky and disorganized, but in an emergency she was capable of acting swiftly and efficiently.

                      “I’ve got it!” she exclaimed. April paused on her way over to the hat stand and looked over her shoulder at June.  “Come and sit down, I have a plan,” June said, patting the sofa cushion beside her.

                      “Remember Jacqui who we met in Scotland at the Nanny and Au Pair convention?  Called herself Nanny Gibbon and tried to pass herself off as Scottish?” April frowned, trying to remember. Europeans all looked the same to her. “Ended up with that eccentric family with all the strange goings on?” June prompted.

                      “Oh yes, now I remember. Wasn’t there an odd story about a mummy that had washed up from, where was it?”

                      “Alabama!” shouted June triumphantly. “Exactly!”

                      “Well excuse me for being dense, but how does that help?”

                      June leaned back into the sofa with a happy smile. April had forgotten all about the pith helmet and was now focused on the new plan.  “Well,” she said, rearranging some scatter cushions behind her back into a more comfortable position, “Do you remember the woman who arrived with the mummy, Ella Marie?  She stayed with Jacqui for a while and they became good friends.  Apparently she loved that crazy Wrick family;  Jacqui said Ella Marie felt right at home there. She would have stayed, but she missed her husband in the end and felt guilty about leaving him, so she went back to Alabama.”

                      Aprils eyes widened slightly as she started to understand.   “Did they stay in contact?”

                      “Oh yes!” replied June, leaning forward. “And not only that, Jacqui is there right now, on holiday!  I’ve been seeing her holiday photos on FleeceCrack.”

                      “Maybe they can find that baby for us,” April said, looking relieved.  “Or at least swap it for that girl baby. Where did that come from anyway?”

                      #5624

                      Finnley

                      It’s a funny thing what tiredness can do to a girl. I could have sworn it was daytime when I knocked on Mr August’s door. Turned out it was nearly midnight and Mr August wasn’t best pleased to see me. Judging by the giggling I could hear and the way he was trying to barricade the door, he already had company. It wouldn’t surprise me if he was a bit of a ladies’ man with his smooth chest and satin bath-robe. (Although, if you ask me, the embroidered dragon down the front is overkill). Mr August snapped at me that I had the job and he’d get the paperwork sorted tomorrow. The mix-up worked out in my favour; he was that keen to get shot of me and back to business.

                      Not knowing what else to do, I made myself a possie under a large desk in the hall and tried to get comfy. Anyway, that’s when the fun really started. The maid, the rude one who took the baby, came tiptoeing out of her room wringing her hands and muttering that she had a doubt. Not long after that, two middle-aged ladies barged in, both off their faces I would say. “I’ll give that maid Alabama if anything has happened to our Barron!” shouted the short one, and they lurched their way into the baby’s room.

                      Good grief.

                      Finally, the maid tiptoed back to her room and the ladies went back to whatever hole they’d crawled from and I hoped that me and the baby would be able to get some sleep at last. Who was I kidding? I nearly managed to drop off when the doorbell rang again. The maid answered it—I’m starting to understand why she is so ill-tempered; she never gets any sleep. This time it’s some crazy looking lady who said she had come to help me! But I’ve never seen her before in my life!

                      Weirdo, right?
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                      I’m pretty flabbergasted by the lack of security and all the comings and goings. Things are going to be a bit different from now on, I can tell you that right now.

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